How do you seduce a pony?

>>30839883
AHAHAHAH
MARES WITH BENE

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Bend over

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You don't

>>30839883
Use your hands.

>>30839883
Carrots. Oats work pretty good too

>>30839883

The first step is to make clicking noises with a handful of hay to offer them...

>>30839883
Flash it with my friendship

>>30839883
edge her marecock until she begs for it

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>>30839883
you don't. you die alone.

>>30839898
>>30839899
I never get bored of this meme

You don't
They're mares, so they're the one seducing you

>They'd watch you from afar for a while, wondering what kind of creature you are
>They'd ask questions about who you are and what you do for a living and maybe where you're from
>Then they'd decide to put the plan in action
>They'd wait for you to be alone, or at least, away from any 'friends' you could have
>To make sure they wouldn't try to interfere
>Then one of them would bump into you
>It'd be Twingo, the pegasus
>She'd say she's sorry, that she had her head in the clouds
>To try and make you laugh
>You'd obviously realize that they don't have much experience with these things
>But being the okay human being you are, you'd force a chuckle out to not make her feel so bad about her lackluster sense of humor
>She'd ask you who and what you are, even though she'd already knew that
>And you'd give her the exact same response you've been giving to ponies for years now
>Her eyes would fall away from yours and stop on something behind you, and her wings would flutter against her barrel
>But before you could decide to turn and look behind you, her eyes would come back up to catch yours
>And less than a second later, the telltale sounds of hooves clopping against the ground would come from behind
>And they'd appear
>The unicorn would be giggling, as if the other one just told her the most ridiculous joke ever
>And the other one, the earth mare, would sends you a gaze that could melt mountains
>She's beautiful, you'd think
>And her eyes would stay on yours from the moment she appeared until she was positioned next to the Pegasus
>"Oh, who is this?"
>The unicorn's accent would be way more pronounced than her friend's
>You actually didn't notice she had one until now
>"This is Anon, and Anon, this is Clio, and Megane, my sisters,"
>She says, using her wings to point to her respective siblings

>>30841076
"Hi," You say
>It comes out as kind of awkward, the gaze of the earth mare still piercing a hole through your head making it hard for you to think of anything else to add
>This'll have to do
>"You really found an handsome one this time soeurette," (Sister)
>The earthmare's voice is just as sultry as her stare
>"Yes, he's really big too and seems really nice..."
>You're not that stupid
>You understand what's happening
>You're getting hit on
>Hard
>By three sisters
>It's not the first time a mare tried to get to know you, but it's far from being a common thing
>You're still twice their size and a weird bipedal alien with sharp teeth
>"Oui, but how come he's alone?" (Yes)
>Megane gives you a pouty, worried look
>"I don't know... where's your marefriend?"
>They're really not being subtle about it either
"I, huh..."
>You cough, trying to clear your thoughts as well as trying to give you a couple more seconds to think about the situation
"I don't have one,"
>They know that
>It's obvious that they know, but they still try to fake surprised expressions, and even a gasp coming from Clio
>"You? Single? I can't believe it!"
>This seems way too easy
>It must be rigged or something
>Maybe you're being filmed?
>Maybe they're changeling spies?

>>30841083
>"Il est encore mieux roulé d'aussi près~," (He's even hotter from this close~)
>This obviously wasn't meant for you, but her eyes and intonation still let you understand that she was talking about you
>Do changelings speak Prench?
>Can they imitate accents?
>But they don't give you the time to come up with a plan of action, and Clio's hoof making contact with your thigh nearly makes you jump in surprise
>Even though the touch was obviously meant to be comforting
>"My sister was saying that it was such a waste for a stallion such as yourself to wander these streets all alone,"
>The other two nod, each giving a low hum of approval
>"Would you like some compagnie?" (company)
>Her sisters don't even wait for your response, already taking place by your sides

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>>30841091
Do continue.

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>>30839883
a guitar.

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>Oh boy another 'funny' trap threa-

>>30841076
>They're mares.

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>>30841091
Who told you to stop, boy?

>>30841211
>>>/hhh/

>>30841083
>>This seems way too easy
>>It must be rigged or something
>>Maybe you're being filmed?
>>Maybe they're changeling spies?
He is right to worry. I'd immediately suspect a trap, maybe they have a group of stallions right around the corner waiting to beat the shit out of you and steal all your cash.

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>>30841091

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>>30841161
>>30841187
>>30841210
>>30841308
Ok ok, was kinda expecting to be meme'd to death for them not having cocks
Just gimme some time

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>>30841438
bless you anon
bless you for trying even though you thought youd fail

>>30841438
I mean that is really disappointing but it's still nice.

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>>30841451
t. anon's father when his son was born

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>>30841438
>was kinda expecting to be meme'd to death for them not having cocks
Thanks to that one fucking shitposter and his groupies, most of the green and art from the three most blatently sexual mares has them as traps.
People were so busy REEEE'ing over that that nobody cashed in on their vintage Gaston memes despite getting whats practically an invitation.
I think i'm pissed more at that than anything else to be honest.

>>30841509
Yeah, I also expected to get a wave of greens about them having their ways with Anon and shit but I'm forced to do it myself
But it's not just the shitposting, it's the same for vampirwaifu, I'm still waiting for greens about her too (and I guess I'll have to write those myself, too)
It's just that the board's kinda slow and the majority of writefags that are willing to cope with the shitposting are stuck writing for their generals

>>30839883
I Paint my dick like a carrot and my balls like sugar cubes.

>>30841438
lurking

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>>30839898
>>30839899
>>30841211
>>30841695
could you just not? it was a fun idea on its own, but the way its shoved into every single thread that has an image of these three is just grating as fuck.

>>30841726
That's the point, he's a shitposter. You really need to learn how to tell shitposters from regular posters.

>>30841736
not everyone who posts things you dont like is a shitposter. unless they make it obvious or state otherwise im going to assume its multiple anons and they find it funny.

>>30841749
Nobody finds anything funny after the hundredth time over the course of months. How new are you?

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>>30841790
are you kidding?

>>30841798
The difference is the application of that can actually be creative.

>>30841830
similarly people can very easily find the concept of these trap mares amusing or enticing but theyre not creative enough to make something new and original, so they just post what they have. its why i dont assume motivation until its obvious one way or another.

I'm new like from today

The dicks only make them more feminine and better.

>>30841840
So either a shitposter or an actual downs syndrome autistic that should be euthanized? Not much better desu.

Finally happening guys, the trap headcanon is gaining popularity in the fandom

https://derpibooru.org/1524031
https://derpibooru.org/1524032

>>30841840
Very obviously shitposting, don't play dumb.

>>30841903

>>30841076
>twingo
>clio
>megane
Is that br/o/ I'm seeing?

>>30841977
Never cared for those names.

>>30841977
do you like my car?

>>30841091
MORE WHEN

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>>30841977
Nah, I'm not
And desu I only like Megane and Clio, Twingo is a shitty name and a shitty car
And these names aren't from me, some /o/tist was browsing here when the episode aired and got trips, and since nobody proposed any better names I just rolled with it
And no way in fucking hell I'm using 'Fond feather', 'Dear Darling' and whatever swoon
Fucking retarded names ugh

When/if I fix this mess for fimfic tho I'll try and find better names (Biscotte for Clio, and maybe keep Megane, idk)

>>30842038
I'm kind of stuck between making it a dumb smut/lewd fic or making it somewhat fluffy
But don't wait for the smut today, it certainly won't happen
Or maybe won't happen at all, foursomes are kinda tricky to pull off correctly, especially with only one male

But I think I'll be able to post some more in a couple

>>30842089
Why not fluff, then lewd? Then fluffy lewd at the same time?

>>30842089
Hey, Dear Darling is cute.

>>30842089
>But I think I'll be able to post some more in a couple
in a couple what
A COUPLE WHAT

>>30842089
Also, knowing me it'll certainly end up with the mares in charge, so if you're allergic to strong womynz and cuddledom bullshit and Anon not acting like an alpha chad, you can stop reading right now and call me a faggot

>>30842108
Well, again, there's four people there
It's really tricky to pull off the fluff correctly and give each of them a distinct personality and make everything happen smoothly
Unless I make this a 10k word fic, and that won't happen

>>30842118
Clio and Biscotte are cuter
But I couldn't use a different name for just one or the whole Renault sisters joke made no sense

>>30842154
>Unless I make this a 10k word fic, and that won't happen
why not

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>>30841211

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>>30842142
hours
Dude, it's 5AM here and I'm supposed to sleep at some point
And my muse doesn't feel like giving me a hand right now so... yeah

>>30842158
Because I'm slow as hell and it'd take me like two weeks to write an okay 10k fic
And I don't want you guys to keep this thread bumped for days and days just for my ass
I feel like shit whenever it happens

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>people getting rustled by the trap meme
>tfw I'd fug even if they were traps
>tfw never rustled no matter what comes about because they're top qts either way

>>30842193
im going to keep thi thread bumped for days and days just for your ass

>>30842204
That's nice, dear.

>>30842193
i gotchu senpai

>>30842193
just for you

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>>30841695

>Anon sits in the cafe on the main street, scowling at his coffee with bleary eyes as ponies roll past, oblivious to the resident town Yeti's presence
>That Big Macintosh motherfucker just stole #1 top qt baker mare in town
>Now where will you go for your creampies?
>Your delicious, delicious cream pies.
>[Angry Sipping of Scalding Coffee intensifies]
>You are dimly aware of three ponies cantering down the little downwards slope out of the cafe and onto the street, chattering animatedly in bright, bubbly voices.
>The language isn't English, though
>You pick your head up at the strange purred r's and oo's that made up the strange tongue
>...Prench?
>Glancing over, you vaguely recognise one of them, a particularly gorgeous red earth mare by the name of Clio who you knew ran the fruit and vegetable market in town. She's accompanied by two other mares, a green-gray pegasus with a spun gold for hair and a violet unicorn with a fog-coloured mane, both with fashionable long scarves around their necks.
>Upon clapping eyes on you, she cuts herself off with a light "Oh!" and immediately turns her head to face you fully
>"Hey there, monkey man!" she says, switching from Prench to a robust Valley Girl accent.
You smile broadly, leaving both your weary hands on the hot coffee. It's nice to be recognised by qts. "Hi, Clio! How're you doing?"
>"I was just out for coffee with my sisters, who're over for the week. They might move here, like, for good, so I just wanted to show them around the town a bit first, you know?"
>The mare to the left of her, the gray unicorn, giggles softly and murmurs something in Prench to the pegasus, who smiles knowingly back with a raised eyebrow.
>"Hey!" Clio says, scowling at them. "Behave, mmkay? This is my friend Anon. Anon, these are my sisters Twingo and Megane."
>HNNGH
>SHE HAS SISTERS
>"'Allo," purrs Megane in a comely Prench accent.
>"Hi~," adds Twingo, waving a hoof lightly in your direction. "Nice to like, meet you."

"Y-you too," you stammer out. "How, uh, how're you liking Our Town?"
>Megane, clearly the youngest of the three, is the first to respond, piping up animatedly while her sister watches coolly.
>"Oh, eet eez so nice! Eet reminds me of 'ome, in a little way. The winters 'ere are very cold, and ze food is all fresh!" the corners of her cheeks lift into a bright smile. "Just like Mareseille!"
>"We could've gone to, like, our childhood homes in Cal-eigh," Clio adds. "But now we're all done with college, so we've decided to go into business together as a trio. And like, besides, I already had the apartment up here, so they can just crash with me while we figure things out. It's totally been super relaxing for me to have family around!"
"Totally," you agree, trying to keep your mind on track and spaghetti in your pockets. "So what do you have in mind?"
>"Well," Twingo says, her voice a little deeper and huskier than Clio's, which gives you a painful twinge in the pit of your stomach. "We thought we'd try and expand Clio's market. But if there's no room there, then we'll do like our cousins in Ponyville and open a massage parlour."
>You black out temporarily as the idea of Twingo kneading her hooves along your bare skin causes a sudden absence of blood in your brain
>There's a round of laughter that sounds like breaking crystal from the girls.
>"Haha! He totally looks like he loves the idea of that," says Clio, grinning mischievously at your face, which is either blank white or purple with embarrassment. "Like, our parents owned a parlour, so we learned a little bit. Megane here studied holistic massage in Mareseille, so she might do that."
"I'm sure you won't be lacking for customers," you say, managing to choke out the words.
>"Oh no," purrs Megane. "I'm very good at what I do," she adds, before giving you a look so steamy that could melt icecaps. "'Ow about a free sample?'
>SWEATING.png

>"Megane!" Clio rounds on her sister, who doesn't appear abashed in the slightest, merely replying with an impudent, stare. "Cut it out! He's not even the same species."
>"I'm not doing anysing 'ee does not like," she says, sticking her tongue out.
>"Like, weren't you telling us before about how it's a total hunkfest here anyway?" Twingo adds, nudging Clio with a wing.
>Megane's lavender eyes widen a little "Oui!" she says, a little indignantly. "You were, certainement! Arr you trying to keep ze cute stallions all to yourself?"
>"Ugh", replies Clio, turning back to you. "Whatever." Her coat, usually a pale red, has turned to a light cherry around her cheeks. "Anyway, that's the plan."
"I'm free later if you want a tour guide," you volunteer helpfully, a smile coming over your own face.
>"Anon, like, the town's like five streets," says Clio flatly.
>"I am totally down for that," deadpans Twingo.
>"Same 'ere!" chirps Megane, enthused.
>"Nope," replies Clio simply, bumping her flank left and right to jolt her sisters out of the way. "Nope, nope, nope. You mares, like, totally need Celestia or something."
>Megane, unamused, snips back with something in Prench. You hear the word 'cockbloquer' used. Clio ignore them and begins to shunt Twingo, who looks similarly displeased, past you and up the street.
>"Like, jealous much?" adds Twingo, giving her a look before walking on her own steam. Clio follows after them.
>"Not at all," she says, now scarlet. "I'll see you later, Anon, M'kay?"
"Bye Clio," you say, absent-mindedly. "Bye, girls."
>Megane rolls her eyes, and makes to follow her sisters, but gives you a smokey look out of the corner of her eye as she passes.
>You give her a come-hither look in return, and she breaks eye contact, strolling forward confidently.
>You look back to your coffee and paper just in time for her tail to brush lightly against your nose. She doesn't look back.

>>30839899
kek

>>30842089
>twingo is a shitty name and car
take that back

These are mares not stallions

>>30843830
with marecocks

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>>30841695
>>30842204
Why is them being traps a thing, though? There's nothing to suggest even a hint that they might be men. There's no evidence for it.

I think the lack of rationale for making them traps is more annoying to most than them actually being traps. Arbitrarily deciding people's sexuality or gender is tumblr-tier behaviour and it should be stopped.

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>>30843909
Well of course there is no evidence for it, this is a children's cartoon, people know that they aren't actually traps. It's just hot to some people, no one cares about gender or any of that other tumblr shit except you it seems. And giving background characters traits is what we've always done.

>>30843934
I guess. I don't care too much, it just annoys me slightly, because it's just bad logic desu.

>rainbow dash is a lezzo
interesting assessment, she's super dyke-y
>Braeburn is gay
brokeback mountain, gay cowboy stereotype
>Rarity is a slut
ambiguously and unashamedly flirty/charming, you could probably say this
>these mares that resemble three Disney woman are traps
???

>>30843909
Because that beiber faggot needs some dicks up his ass.

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>>30843961
>Rarity is a slut
>ambiguously and unashamedly flirty/charming, you could probably say this
Alright kid I was civil in my last post but now we have a problem, you better fucking delet this

>>30843853

It's not gay if they're marecocks, r-right?

>>30843909
It's just ebin, random and so funneh. Don't think too hard about it.

>>30843996
That's correct.

>>30839898
>>30839899
>>30841695
Traps are for faps

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>>30843988
I love white horse just as much as you do, she is truly best pony, but I understand how people think she is a slut.

They're turbovirgin retards with no concept of social etiquette who think flirting isn't something we all do or want to do all the time and that it's something we enjoy, but I understand why they think that.

>>30843909
It's cause of one artist that everyone decided to make it their headcanon.

>>30843909
It's a funny little meme, Anon
Just like Lyra being obsessed with hands and vinyl living with octavia and octavia being a britbong and whatever

It was funny at first but since half of the board is shitposting, it becomes 'too much'
It's as simple as that, an overcooked joke

That and the fact that they're kinda cute as traps, I mean, what kind of faggot wouldn't like to have two little colt to their mercy?
To edge their little horsecocks and fondle their balls until they're ready to explode, only to stop to tend to their sister instead?
And to keep them from pleasuring each other as you hilt inside of their sister so hard and so much she goes cross eyed, her moans and screams giving them every details and reminding them how big and strong and manly you are while they can only whimper and watch, their cocks still throbbing in need and want
To impregnate their sisters in front of their eyes, and then to hear them beg for release
And you'd give it to them, because you're not a fucking monster

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>>30844766
dude

>>30841172
I would like to know the song list.

>>30844771
You might like this
I mean, it's not a real green or whatever and kinda short but...
yeah https://pastebin.com/w7btAuBt
But it's on my to do list

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>>30839883

>>30839883
In Soviet Russia, pony seduces you!

>>30839883
You shove their face in your butt and fart, ponies, especially mares, love the scent of sweaty musky human butt and farts.

>>30843909
Literal faggots trying to convert normies to be their fuck buddies.

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>>30843597
>>30843595
>>30843592
>nobody replied to this.
What the fuck.

I enjoyed that anon, isnt it a bit odd for her to go from prench to valley girl though?

>>30843909
Because it's a forced meme. It's been a forced meme since the beginning and there's always someone in every thread that asks this exact same question, every time.

>>30843597
CONTINUE

I haven't watched this show since the Crystal Empire. Are these actual trap pones? I might start watching again if that's the case.

>>30843597
I'm pretty sure I've read this before. Repost?

>>30845708
no you retard
you should unironically kill yourself for thinking theyd include a fetish in a little girls cartoon

yes i know its bait

Are traps gay?

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>>30846446

>>30846446
Did you really want to sink any chance this thread still had of not being about a shitty forced meme?

>>30839899
10/10 pic

>>30846463
He's a shitposter, stop responding.

>>30846800
This board is just shitposters shitting on shitposters.

>>30841091
More?

>>30847460
You can't possibly be so naive.

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>>30839899
>that smug look

>>30841091
Good Good.

>>30839883
sugar cubes
apples
jlube

>>30841438
moar

>>30848841
writefag is kill

>>30848890
fug

>>30848890
Am I?

Sorry guys I'm just in one of my monthly existential crisis
If I haven't written something in the next 24h then you can consider it kill
Or rather, I'll just finish it for the next bimbettes thread

>>30848980
rip

>>30848980
F

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>>30839899
great, now you have me listening to the "to be continued" music and imagining this happening to me

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>>30844766
>What kind of faggot wouldn't like to have two little boys at their mercy

Is this more of a statement about us or you, anon?

>>30845245
dated a californian girl with french parents who spoke exactly like this, it was hot AF

>>30845720
yes; it's mine

>>30849805
>yes; it's mine
Does that mean more?

>>30839899
This meme was never good.

Why did anyone ever enjoy this.

>>30844793
They were all stairway to heaven

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>>30844054
This needs to be continued.

>>30843597
m-more? please?

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>>30839883
>>30839883
>Cannot even get comfortable with the ponies nudity

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"I love you. You set my soul on fire. It is not just a little spark; it is a flame. A big, roaring flame! I can feel it now."
>(sigh)...I love you.
>SMOOCHSMOOCHSMOOCH

>>30839898
>>30839899
>>30841695
Ugh. I'm so sick of people sexualizing ""girl dick"".
Do you really think it makes them feel good?
Having a constant reminder of the ONE thing that prevents them from being accepted as a woman by mainsteam culture?
It feels awful.

If you're rich, yeah.

>>30839899
Swoon Song's expression in the second pic makes me diamonds, 10/10 would suck her marecock

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>>30851464

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>>30851528
oh yes

>>30851464
You mean Twingo, right?

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>>30839883
>trap thread

Can the 'mares' cock vore too?

>>30839883
fingers and hips

>>30851624
no, clio, that ultra smugness does things to me

>>30851939
Oh wait, I'm dumb, fond feather is Twingo
But Clio is dear darling
And swoon song is megane, the unicorn

>>30851955
No, Clio is the earth pony.

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>>30851969
Yes, that's what I said, because fond feather is Twingo, the pegasus

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>>30839898
>>30839899
ahahaha le trap me me ecksdee

>>30839898
>>30839899
I am not gay.

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>>30852001

>>30852006
Ass is gross.

>>30841091
W H E N
YOU TREMENDOUS FAGGOT

>>30844793
classic metal.

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>>30839898
>>30839899
CONTINUE.

>>30852270
stop fucking samefaggin already

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>>30852299
I just came into the thread, sweety. <3

Plus I autistically name my files.

It funny how dead the fandom is that one single artist can force their meme headcanon and make it popular because no one care about the new secondary/background ponies anymore

>>30852306
you say that

and yet the same fucking pictures getting posted over and over again with nothing new to add or post doesnt receive a dozen fucking replies unless theres samefagging going on

or i guess in your case hopping on the reply bandwagon

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>>30852315
Pretty much. I enjoy posting silly shit and some images are more fitting than others.

>>30852310
More like it's funny how dick obsessed 4chan is

>>30852341
At this point I'm almost certain it's only one or two fags with everyone else being epic memers.

>>30851458
>trans = trap ( ultra convincing crossdressers)

Not the same thing.

>>30843597
>still ded
hmmm

It thread dead?

>>30853967
Yep, you can go home now.

>>30853974
But muh feminine penises

>>30844793
It was just anon strumming wildly like a child slamming piano keys

>>30854113
So just like how I play guitar!
>tfw bought a Stratocaster and have no fucking idea how to play it.

>>30853508
of course im dead, im not writing more of this shit when I'm working

t. writefag

>>30855174
QUIT WORKING FAG

ITS FRIDAY

>>30855963
Okay, enjoy your second ban then.

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>>30856079
Of course not, but it brings me joy nonetheless to see your posts deleted and you banned :^)

>>30856079
not sure why this gif makes me laugh but it does

IT HAPPENED

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/8/31/1524031.png

>>30856505
>not the cum version
GAY

>>30856495
>blocked by filters
Based filters.

>>30856079
Human traps are NOT okay. I would a pony, though

>>30856495
unf

>>30857139
See I said that once too

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>>30857139
>Would fuck pony traps
Good choice faggot

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>>30839883
In Equestria, pony seduces you.

>>30857491
Out of the 3 of them I like this one the most

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>>30839883
These three look awfully familiar if you ask me

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>>30857845

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>>30857491

>>30857139
Same 3bdesu

>>30858033
qt mares
>you will never be seduced by three sisters
are those their actual marks

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>>30856495

>>30860738
>nyx

fuck off

>>30860738
had me a giggle m8

>>30861208
Do you not want a filly trap?

Lure her to your house with candy and hug her mercilessly.

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>>30851976

Wew

>>30844793

Probably this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvt4lZl1pv0

>>30860738
>Nyx
fuck off
>Nyx with Dyx
Go on with filly Dyx. I need more of her.

>>30864201
What if Nyx and Dyx have Dicks

>>30840441
I was done with it day 1. How the fuck did it even start?

>>30839883
>>30839898
>>30839899
>>30841161
>>30841438
>>30841440
>>30841695
>>30851528
>>30858033
>>30860738
Why do I have the feeling that these 3 skanks started yout their lifes like the CMC?
Is this a possible future for the CMC, ending up as street hookers?

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>>30846461
I want to know history behind this.
I want source.

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>>30846461
Jesus fucking christ

>>30846461
Dante apparently has missed some plains of hell

>>30866180
They're not skanks or hookers though, all three wanted only one stallion. They're going to share him and have lots of babbus.

Herds are canon

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>>30865341
That would be interesting

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>>30843597
MOAR

>>30867317
I wonder what kind of stallion the CMC herd will aquire...

Any suggestions?

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>>30868387
A big pegasus stallion.

>>30868402
wouldn't this make scooter envious?

>>30868413
wot

>>30868387
the green ape kind

>>30857845
let me guess
they made your weenie feel funny when you were a little boy

>>30868548
Are you saying they didn't make you feel funny in the pants?

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>>30868566
I never watched the film back in the day
actually I still have not

now I can only say: no hooves

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>>30841172
>human music
I like it

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>>30839883
EGYPTIAN MARES

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>>30868588
>sundown syndrome

>>30844793
I'd imagine Stranglehold.

>>30839883
Wooing them with dank memes

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>>30839883

>You get the max rank on their Social link.

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>>30839883
According to these three, like
>pic related

>>30872516
his ponut's gonna be sore for weeks after that

>>30872516
I want a continuation after this or better, smut.
Them being fully functioning traps who take their time with him, spitroasts, oral, the whole fun of Feather finding out he is okay with it all as he gets trussed up like a mail bomb.

>>30839883
You only think you are seducing pony.
In reality, pony is seducing you.

>>30872758
Why wouldn't it? And why wouldn't he love it?

>>30874403
Because they are traps

>>30872516
Mares in Equestria are aggressive, man. Must not be enough to go around.

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>>30842089
>Twingo is a shitty car
Go fuck yourself

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>>30839898
>>30839899
>faggot indoctrination

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>mfw breaking (You) market

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>>30839883
>"Oh, anon, puuuuuh-lease! Our dicks are way longer than yours!"

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>>30874925

>>30872780
>the whole fun of Feather finding out he is okay with it all as he gets trussed up like a mail bomb.

you mean he fakes being okay with it so they'll stop shoving their fat mare cocks up his sore ass

>>30872780
Why don't you go play out in traffic/jump in an oven/drink the shit beneath your sink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twPWgUtMi00

traps are gay

why do trapfags purposefully latch onto something just to ruin it

i know they do it on purpose

why

>>30875028
>wanting them to stop

>>30875109
they are like polturds: so convinced their fetish is right you can't possibly convince them to stop shitposting, unless you derail their threads.

>>30874925
I remember reading that at as kid.

>>30875995
And that was what, yesterday?

>>30875109

all three of their cutie marks kinda look like dicks you know

except the blue one, we never get a clear shot at it

>>30876058
>somehow interpret this to meaning they have dicks
hmmmm

i think you just might be a gigantic faggot anon

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>>30875109
>>30875223
>pic related

Someone tell me what scene these characters are from and/or what they act like. I might write about them.

>>30876496
But the thread isn't about traps tho

>>30876499
Hard to say anything

>>30868935
>sundown pic looks like it was drawn by sundown
woah...

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>>30876496
Not an argument. This isn't a trap thread, you fags forced it into one.

>>30876499
They're excessive fangirls who are all over a single, Bieber-like pony. For reference, Bieberhorse is good at flattering and flirting but freezes the fuck up when it actually gets beyond that.

>>30874890
Time to repurpose Obama's FEMA Death Camps to solve the LGBT problem once and for all.

Kill 'em all.
Let God sort 'em out.

>>30876819
Can't you see the OP's pic?

>>30839883
With your dick.

>>30877233
3 characters that are confirmed female.
"How do you seduce a pony"
No mention of traps,albeit cringy.

>>30877233
Meaningless. Those aren't traps just because literal faggots want them to have dicks.

All degenerates must be gassed.

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>>30877272
>>30877275
These three are traps now and its all your fault, normalfags.

>>30877233
xDDD

>>30877292
You get to be faggots now.
You don't get to recruit.
Try that at a Trump rally and see what happens.
Get back in the closet.

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>>30877564

>>30877574
The exact response expected from someone with no valid argument.

>>30877275
GAS THE FAGS

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>>30877581
Autistic fuck.
You didn't even read the FAQ. You ruim this place, kill yourself.

>>30877601
Bored of you now. You're not arguing you're just ranting.

>>30877609
Arguing about what? You being retarded?
Are you dense mother fucker?

>>30877601
Wew lad. This post just screams rebbit. Maybe you should go back there you fag.

>>30877647
Tell that you know how to stop this.

>>30877698
Was that English.

>>30877972
I can't.

>>30878000
Obviously

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>>30844054
>Your chin touching the smooth stretched skin here her ballsack should have been

That's hot

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>>30879031
>No balls

But they're fun to play with.

>>30879041
Yes, but I don't know why I find the lack of testicles arousing

>a clear liquid dribbles from her sheath

UNF

>>30877214
God doesn't sort trash, he burns it.

>>30879041
>playing with balls

they're reproductive glands that also produce testosterone , not marbles

>>30879677
kek

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>>30879074
>prostate juice

>>30880012
Dude, did you ever get your balls played with by a girl?
Well, when/if that happens you'll understand why we want to play with a stallion's balls

Balls are great, and not just because it physically feels good to have them played with, but also for the symbolism of it
She/he's telling you that she loves that part of you too, she showers it in attention because she wants them to work for her, to produce the healthy baby batter she craves, you know?

Dicks aren't the symbol of virility, it's your balls
They're what make you a man
No balls, no man
And you can be a man if you got the balls even though your cock is tiny (see Greek mythos, for example)

>>30874967
that only makes me harder

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>>30880551
gelding>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>traps

>>30881329
Nah
Geldings are the worst, they're depressed pieces of meat

Mares > traps > real girls > stallions > geldings

Sorry about your shit tastes tho

Ignore baitposters. Post about what you would do to your favorite trap pony. Would you hit it and run or are you in it for the long haul? What would you do with them both in and out of the bedroom?

>>30872516
>That kid in the background

Gets me every time

>>30881329
lmao i prefer my mates horribly mutilated and disfigured xDDD

go post on your shitty sharia chan you human garbage

>>30881499
I'd hit it! right in the face with a brick you homo abomination.

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>>30881973
My fetish, my rules

>>30874967
Only one way to find out.

Bump for traps.

>>30884017
bump for you faggots to be shot dead in the streets

>>30884017
>>>/lgbt/

>>30881383
At least put real girls in last place, Anon.

>Clio
>Megane
>Twingo

>Dear Darling
>Fond Feather
>Swoon Song

Y'all can't name BG pon for shit.

>Garden Variety
>Fresh Spread

And apparently the pegasus never shows her cutie mark in the episode so, I dunno. Lavender Breeze I guess.

>>30882606
BRING IT ON
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/9/4/1527430.png

>>30885282
Like the small one

>>30885249
>ur names suck!
>Garden Variety
>Fresh Spread
????

The mudmare is Biscotte (roasted piece of bread that you eat with jam at breakfast), the unicorn is Chouchoute (kinda like 'darling' but also work as a wordplay for cabbages) and the pegasi is who gives a fuck about birdbrains

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I hope you faggots choke on a biscotti at Starbucks!

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>>30886602
>long hard object
with any luck they will, Foamy

>>30885249
>>Dear Darling
>>Fond Feather
>>Swoon Song
These are honestly better than forced car names, what the fuck.

>>30843597
More. Please.

TRAP

>>30881329
I pity the fools who don't know the pleasure of the docile gelding pussy

>>30839883
Punch them until they are unconscious then take them back to your place for a date with candlelight and lots of rope and duct tape.

>>30881329
>>30881383
Here is my list based on fuckability:
Mares = traps = real girls = stallions = geldings
I would fuck them all.

>>30889447
And that's why you're going to hell, Anon.

>>30889848
This.

>>30889447
Enjoy the pit of fire.

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>>30872516
Now that is what I call my fetish

>>30880012
No, you spin them.

>>30889848
>>30890434
Cool, I'll be fucking demons too.

>>30843909

Because it's hot.

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>>30845215
This.
Plus 4chan is already dick crazed by default because lul it gross out da normiez xddd.

>>30891348
this is a meme and im sure you know it
whoever it was that coined hell being a paradise resort needs to be shot

>>30839883

Start with the ears. Work your way down from there.

If you know how to stroke a unicorn's horn the right way, they'll never let you leave the bedroom. Same thing applies to a pegasus and their wings.

Earth pony mares get wet if you go after the legs and tail.

>>30892926
what about when you reach the balls

>>30892926
I want to play with a pegasus mare's wings.

Did the green die?

>>30894193
The green died like a week ago
I'm unsure how is this thread still up since noone else wrote anything

>>30894254
>I'm unsure how this is still up
A board full of cock hungry memester faggots and their trap cancer.

>>30893076

If it's got balls, it's a trap, not a mare.

Tickle em till the pickle pops, then use a firm grip if you decide to give the marecock a handjob.

>>30894302
>just a handjob
dude, you gotta show them you care

like peppering her flaring crown with soft kisses
fondling and gently squeezing her balls to make sure she gives you everything
giving her ass a finger or two as you do all this, to get her ready
ask her to get your cock wet, because you'll need the lubrication
tell her she's a good girl as you pet her mane when she swallows you whole
getting behind her, slowly, making sure your hands roam and caress her entire body on the way there
give her tail a sharp tug because you know she loves it
prob at her entrance a few times, to make sure she wants it
to make sure she begs for it
to finally push it in and hear her voice dies in her throat as your crown gets past her tight ring
to hear her breathing grow heavier and heavier with every inches you push inside
to keep caressing her thigh, back, and barrel with your free hand, as you keep her tail secured with the other one
to finally hilt, and to lean down to give her neck a quick kiss
kiss that becomes a nip
nip that becomes a bite, as you pull away
for your hand to drift down from her barrel and for your fingers to finally wrap themselves around her needy cock
to hear her moan and cry your name as you ram it back in
to keep kissing, nipping, biting, squeezing, caressing, rocking as you lose yourself in the act
to scoop up the pre she's oozing and to slowly bring it to her lips, and to call her a good girl once more as her tongue rolls around your fingers
to crane her neck backwards and to finally kiss her
to hear her beg for you to continue, to keep going, to go faster, harder
to comply, your hand instantly finding its way down her soft tummy to give her little girlcock some more love
to feel her release before you can, to see her eyes roll back in pleasure and to hear her incomprehensibly grumble and groan as your hand strokes its way down her shaft to squeeze her feminine balls, to coax them for every ounce of love she can give you

>>30894996
but as much as you love feeling your balls hit hers with every thrusts, there's something you love even more
that she loves even more
to roll her on her back, because you want to see her eyes as you finish
because you want her to see YOUR eyes when you finish
to show her you're her alpha
she's your bitch
yours, and no one else's
to feel her tighten at your words, at your claims
to kiss her again, hungrily so
to groan as you feel yourself getting close
to hear her beg once again, but this time for you to finish
to mark her
to claim her
and to do so
to feel yourself spurt, throb, spurt, and throb some more
to feel her soft hooves trace circles on the back of your head as she murmurs encouraging words
to feel her soft lips against your neck as you still bask in the afterglow
for her to tell you to stay there as you pull away, that she loves feeling your weight on top of her, that she feels so safe and so loved
to giggle as you tell her that you gotta move because you've got work in an hour or so
but to kiss her again when she pouts and tell you that you'll need to give her some more later as an apology
to finally pull free from her tight ring and to admire your seed ooze out of her for a few seconds
enough for her to catch you by surprise and turn around, and for her mouth to engulf your entire length once more
to groan as you feel her broad, warm tongue clean your over sensitive organ, to make sure there's not one drop left of you in there
for her to let go of it as she sends you a predatory gaze, before she tells you that she'll be waiting for you to come home

You gotta take care of your mares guys, even if they happen to have cocks

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>>30894996
>>30895061

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>>30895225
I know you got hard from this Anon
Don't lie to me

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>>30894996
>>30895061
what the fuck

>>30894996
>>30895061
fucking gay af

>>30895275
but was it good?

>>30895308
no_

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>>30894996
>>30895061

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>>30894996
>>30895061
Fuckin saved

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>>30846461
This fucking degeneracy.

>>30894996
unf

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>>30894996
>>30895061
tl;dr
getting in on this ebin reply chain :^)
include me in the screencap

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>>30894996
>>30895061
Muh dick.

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>>30894996
>>30895061

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>>30894996
>>30895061

>>30894996
>not making them blow their load from anal only
That's pretty gay.

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>>30894996
>>30895061

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>>30894996
>>30895061

Everybody go home.
The trapfags ruined the thread.
Thanks a lot, faggots.
I hope you get AIDS.

>>30898076
HAHAHA
SLAT

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>>30894996
>>30895061

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>>30894996
>>30895061
>pic related