NEETpone #8

>>30835614
>Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex
Including piss. Don't forget that.

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>>30835649
kys

>>30835662
No way. I started the piss thing with Floor and Imma see it through. If you didn't enjoy the piss/anal clop green I ended the last thread with you're insane.

oh, updated-ish list

HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej
[NEETPone] Floor Bored needs BitBits: https://pastebin.com/dg7Mk1Vb
[NEETPone] Floor Bored's everyday life: https://pastebin.com/6XBdEye2
[NEETPone] Masturbation is magic!: https://pastebin.com/gWPjV1Nh
[NEETPone] Anon finds Floor (short): https://pastebin.com/wsA8tz6L
[NEETPone] Floor caught: https://pastebin.com/iH5z9Qpf (embed)
Games with Floor: https://pastebin.com/qa1D1dNC
Floored: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored

And this one, apparently https://pastebin.com/3EM8ZUeX

>>30835680
I want to piss inside of floor bored

>>30835394
>>30835466
this is hot
someone do this

>>30836035
I want to fill her womb and pussy up with my warm, clear love, and revell in the feeling of it washing out of her cunt, and over my balls, down her beautiful behind. I-is that a thing? Because I desperately want it to be, now.

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Floor is cute

>>30833822
>With another sigh and a slight shake of her head, she looks back up to you, eyes steely.
>"That filly's suffered enough; she doesn't need anymore pain in her life."
>You meet her gaze with equal determination
"I know that, believe me, I know, that's why I'll do everything I can to keep Floor Bored happy. I won't leave her if I can help it, and if I can't, well, I guess I'll just have to find a way."
>Floor Worn stares, seemingly taking measure of your conviction, before finally chuckling.
>"So serious," she says, leaning back in her seat and relaxing. "I like that, tells me you'll take good care of my girl."
"I'll do my best, ma'am."
>"Course you will," she responds with a sage nod. "'Cause if you don't, I'll take a hatchet to those saplings you call leg and shout timber."
"Wait, what?"

>Be Floor Bored, giving your GramGram a goodbye hug while Anon stands suspiciously far away.
>You're sure he's probably just trying to give you some privacy with your grandma, but for some reason, you can't help but feel that he's nervous whenever he glances over.
>It's probably just your imagination.
>"And you promise you'll be back next week?" the older mare asks for the seventh time.
"Yes, GramGram, same time next week," You say, slightly exasperated, earning a hard tap on your head.
>"Don't use that tone with me, young lady. You can't blame an old mare for worryin' after you already made me wait years for this visit."
>"You bite your lip and hug her a little tighter.
"Sorry GramGram, but I mean it this time. I won't ever do that again."
>"I hope not," she responds, ending the embrace to lean back. "I'm an old pony, I might not have years left to wait for you to visit."
"Don't talk like that."
>"Oh, you know I'm jokin'." she says, waving away your grave expression with a eye roll, before smiling at you. "This ol' mare isn't goin' anywhere for a good long while, but that still doesn't mean I want to wait 'til the wedding to see you again."

>>30835680
>If you didn't enjoy the piss/anal clop green I ended the last thread with you're insane.
i didnt, actually. it was pretty meh, tbqhwyl

Sure is slow today.

>>30838337
nobody but the real neets like myself are up, so nothing productive will be done for quite some time

>>30838337
And those who ARE up don't really have anything to say.

>>30838410
>>30838380
I guess I could try drawing something, but eh, why draw when I can be a lazy, unproductive & noncontributing member of society?

>>30838429
that's exactly my reasoning, too

>>30838429
Exactly. Same here

>Be Anon
>Living in hoersworld with your NEETpone gf
>From what you can tell she's not all that by pone standards
>But you're not going by pone standards
>You're going by your own set of khv (up until a few months ago) standards
>And to you this little mare is hot as hell
>Which has a lot to do with the fact that she's into you and perverted as fuck
>So this relationship is nothing like what you fantasized about
>Your secret hope was to find some mare to make tender, sweet, emotional love to
>Basically cuddling with your ugly bits while looking into each other's eyes and maybe crying
>That ain't what you got
>What you got is a lot of heavy breathing, slamming against each other and getting pissed on
>Which is hot as fuck
>But so different from the gentle virgin fantasies you once had
>Not that you're complaining
>You are in love, there's no doubt about that
>It just finds its physical expression in a more... hentai way than you expected

>>30838952
>Which is why for the third day in a row you're standing over the toilet, practicing
>Practicing peeing while maintaining a hard on
>Which you've discovered you can actually do when you really have to go and you're mostly, but not fully hard
>God, a couple months with this mare have turned you into such a pervert
>Then again all bets are off in this situation to begin with
>You are fucking a little horse, after all
>A little horse who always pees on you
>Now it's almost time to turn the tables on her
>Moar liek IN her, amirite?
>You laugh a little as the stream of piss finally erupts from your mostly hard dick

>>30838959
>Be Floor Bored
>Anon has been acting weird for a couple days
>Spending a long time in the bathroom
>He's in there right now
>You're pretty sure he's not masturbating
>You two have a very... active sex life
>And he's as grateful for that as you are
>Years of bottled up lonliness and sexual frustration washed away in a matter of months
>And you love him
>You realized that when you woke up from a nightmare a couple weeks ago
>Some other mare had tried to seduce him away from you
>And you were stabbing her to death with a kitchen knife
>You don't even have a proper kitchen knife
>In that dream you sure did
>Covered in her blood screaming, "He's mine you whore!," as you watched the life flicker out of her eyes
>That freaked you out for a couple days
>Anon is still in the bathroom
>It's been like ten minutes
>Your ear cocks involuntarily as you hear him laugh and start to pee
>Maybe he's having middle aged stallion problems?
>He's too young for that
>There isn't a gray hair on his mane - or whatever he calls it
>Maybe he has a UTI from all the fucking?
>Do stallions even get those?
>Whatever it is you hope he's OK
>Stop worrying, you silly mare
>Of course Anon is OK
>He HAS to be OK

>>30838965

>Be Anon
>It's a brand new day
>Well a few hours into it
>You're not an early riser
>You roll over in your bed to see what time it is
>Your morning wood presses into your mattress as you realize it's just after 10
>Look at that
>You have a hard on and you have to pee
>Carpe diem
>You're gonna have to wake her up
>You get out of bed and walk to her room
"Floor?"
>She starts. "Is everything OK?" she groggily asks, concern in her voice
>Then she focuses her eyes on your hard on
>"Are you waking me up for sex?," she asks, annoyed
"Maybe"
>"Well I'm awake now," she huffs, "so just do your thing."
>She lying on her back
>You climb on top, using your hand to guide yourself into her
>She glaring at you, but there's a hint of a smile on her
>You push forward and stay there, trying to relax so your bladder can take over
>"Anon, you're being weird," she says with an edge of concern

>>30838976
"Wait for it"
>"Wait for what? Are you OK?"
"This"
>You feel the relief as you start peeing inside her
>You can hear it, too
>"Holy shit, Anon! Are you peeing in me?! That's so fucked up"
>You feel her wink, and a gush of piss soaks your balls
>Your piss this time
"Almost done, " you say
>You ease out and your pee shoots out of her
>There was a lot of it
>Her eyes have gone wide, the pupils, too
>There's a blush on her cheeks
>"Get on YOUR back, " she says, "I'm so riding you."

>>30838986
i love you, piss anon(s)

>>30839206
I'll keep doing this stuff as long as some Anons enjoy it.

>>30836035
I want Floor Bored to piss inside me.

>>30836739
It is. There's quite a few videos of guys peeing inside girls on xhamster and similar sites.

>>30837485
kek

>>30839233
>I'll keep doing this stuff as long as more Anons complain about it.
Don't lie, you queer.

>>30838986
That's very silly. also gross.
I'm pretty sure there's some risks of infection and stuff when urine gets into the uterus and stuff, but whatever.

>>30838952
>>Your secret hope was to find some mare to make tender, sweet, emotional love to
>>Basically cuddling with your ugly bits while looking into each other's eyes and maybe crying
>>That ain't what you got
>>gentle virgin fantasies
we get it anon, you're still pissy about your wife or whatever being called a hoe, don't need to rant about it in your green

and if you think about it, im pretty sure floor, who had never got some previously, would have the same idea, instead of jumping into piss and infections

>>30838952
>>30839755
>More than 24 hours later
>Still hasn't posted proof of his 'marriage'
Calling bullshit on him being anything other than a edgy obese 14 year old posting from his mother's basement

>>30839882
>implying married people, and people from all walks of life don't use the chans

>>30840568
>Asked for proof of it
>Fails to provide proof
>Attempts a crappy >implying argument when called out on his bullshit
What did it mean by this?

>>30840603
I'm a different anon.
>asking for identifying information on a board where everyone is anonymous.
I guess it's still summer.

>>30840624
>Asking for timestamped picture of wedding ring is summer
Being this new

>>30840631
>being this new

>>30840642
Yeah, you really are

>>30838986

can't get enough of this.
anon++

>>30840648
I wish.

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>"It has come to our attention that a number of anons have gone missing after being lured into vans by little mares who had promised them ale and rock CDs. We would like to remind you to stay safe and avoid any suspicious little girls for the time being."

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>>30835662
reminder

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>>30841005
what a magical world

bnub

>>30841005
>being lured by anything less than horsepussy
they deserve it

>>30841306
nice

>>30841324
This would be super unf if it wasn't a stick figure comic.

>>30842743
https://derpibooru.org/1087640

>>30835614
Ok, seriously, what the fuck is with all the pissfags? Just make your own General for piss, it's disgusting.

>>30842782
I remember this.

>>30838986
>You obligingly lay on your back
>Floor mounts you reverse cowgrirl
>The view is nice
>She's sitting on you hilted
>And her tail is kinda lifted, but at this angle it lands on your chest
>She says, "Here's what a mere does when a stallion stops moving inside her."
>And you feel a ripple go from the base of your cock to to the head
>She grunts as another happens, this one closer to a squeeze
>"UMH!," she grunts as the next one intensifies.
>It feels like her magevag is milking the cum out of your dick
>Ten or so caresses later and you realize that's exactly what's happening

>>30842911
>She's so pinned on your dick there's nothing you can do
>You can't even thrust into her
>But the feeling is insane
>Like the time she let you throatfuck her, but better
>She's getting you off with the power of her marevag
>That minutes ago was full of your piss
>You know what?
>Fuck the hater side of your brain that wanted tender loving
>THIS is tender loving
>She's grunting
>And she's broken a sweat
>Tender A.F.

Got a rumor from a patron of Pusspuss. Said he might draw Floor Bored soon.

Might not happen but I'll keep you all updated.

>>30842782
Don't forget the follow up, piss lover.
https://derpibooru.org/1079291

>>30843039
I went to that to get the link to what I linked.
I don't like piss, don't assume who you're responding to.
But I do like nips, he's a glorious bastard.

>>30842959
>You can't believe what she can do with that marevag
>Each grunt brings a stronger sensation to your dick
>While you feel her clit wink against the top of your ballsack
>You're not gonna last that much longer
>While sweaty, smelly pone keeps doing this to you
>You're about to cum right where you just peed
>And she's pinned so hard on you that last contraction that should have forced you out didn't

>>30843080
"Floor, you're about to get me!" you say
>That's met by only more grunting and tighter contractions
>Which feel like heaven on your dick
>So you respond with your own pulses
>Which she laps up

>>30843119
>And a stream of piss hits your left ankle
>As your little make goes into a shaking fit
>Almost pushing you out of her
"Fuck"
>You both say in unison, then start giggling
>She rolls over so you cuddle for a minute on the wet bed.
>She says, "You're helping me with the towels and flipping the mattress this time."
"You bet, Sweetie."

end

>>30843158
>make
Supposed to be
>mare

>>30842959
>Still being this bitter
Dude your 'wife' is a whore, acting pissy about your poor choices isn't going to change that

"GramGram!" you whisper harshly, shooting a glance over your shoulder to make sure Anon didn't here.
>"Oh, I'm just teasing," the mare says, giggling louder. "I'd forgotten how fun it can be to rile you up."
>You huff and cross your hooves.
"It's not funny," you grumble.
>"Says, you," she shoots back, before her smile wanes a bit. "I mean it though, Floor, don't keep me waitin' this time. I love you too much to not know you're doin' alright."
"I know, I'm sorry."
>The two of you fall into silence for a bit until GramGram leans over to look over your shoulder.
>"So, you two are going to the library together, huh? I think maybe I should give you a refresher on how to woo stallions. Libraries aren't exactly romantic."
"The library's fine." you counter with a blush and frown. "Plus it was his idea."
>"That so? Didn't know you were into the nerdy ones."
>You open your mouth to defend your friend, but give up, throwing your hooves in the air.
"Fine, he's a nerd, we're both nerds, and now we're going to go be nerdy together, so bleh."
>GramGram snorts a laugh when you stick your tongue out, but still nods. "Well, have fun then. I can't wait for next week to hear all about it."
>You retract your tongue and try to hold your scowl, but end up giggling yourself.
>With a final goodbye, you move to Anon's side and look up to him.
>"Ready?" he asks, and you nod.
"Yep, we can go now. GramGram wants me to visit again next week though. Is... that okay?"
>He looks over his shoulder and the older mare waves happily.
>"...Sure..."
"Um, is something the matter? Do you... not like my grandma?" you ask hesitantly.
"Huh? Um, no, of course not, she's great. Very... lively. I was just thinking about... Taproot, yeah, I told the old guy I'd visit again, guess that means that's what I'll be doing next Sunday now."
"Are his stories really that boring?"
>He shrugs.
>"He's enthusiastic when he's telling them, at least. That makes them better... slightly."
>You both chuckle, and head out.

>>30843468
God I love this story

>>30839677
>Infection
>Sterile liquid
Nope

>>30843468
I'm curious what you have planned.

don't die

>>30843468
Good stuff, even though you're a jerk for thinking about abandoning us for a worse site.

Please keep gross fetishes out of this, by the way. It's a good story and I'd hate to see it ruined by pandering to fetishists.

>>30843670
>2017
>STILL believing pee is sterile

>>30844061
It usually is, unless you're sick.

>>30844061
>>30844482
Regardless, as long as the person is healthy, it's unlikely to contain anything worse than what's already naturally present in the vagina.

>>30844518
Thanks for confirming that the blood in my pee is fine. I knew that urologist was overreacting.

>>30844518
True. Any meds your partner might be on would be a bigger issue than infection risk under normal circumstances.

>>30844547
>>30844482

>>30843782
Kill yourself. If you don't like piss then skip over those parts. It's not all about you, you fucking narcissist.

t. Non-fetishist

>>30840631
>Asking for timestamped picture of wedding ring
In a self insert erotic My Little Pony fanfic thread. What are you thinking, lad?

>>30844670
>What are you thinking, lad?
That he won't provide proof because he can't provide proof

>>30835614
I nvr tried this one/
>Hi floor bored, how do?
>floor bored is sitting at the computer in her mc-houe made of comfy sidepanels that resemble commie infrastructure.
>she lives on a block near the ghetto of ponyville, but her house is nice and neat with a well cut lawn, or, backyard at least her front is pink granite because she's too lazy to water that much. next to her are a few hundred bitcoin machines and blowing fans everywhere to keep them cool:
>they run on regular electricity while her laptop runs from the solar power.
>Floor is as per usual looking at deep web browsing and /a/... well, the pony version of /a/.
>"Oh hey anon, just let yourself in, I mean fuck knock for once will ya?"
>(god damn, that edge as usual)
>Y'know I was just in the neighborhood, figured you may want some company. I mean, can you believe it's been about a year since we first met at that con?
>"oy, don't mention it, I need to cleanse myself of the feels that brings"
>annnyywayy... I got two tickets to deadpon3, was wondering maybe you might want a break from the blue light?
>"sure one minute, I need to check if these couns just transferred... bingo, o.k. let's do it! Aww... what is with my stomach?"
>Did you forget to eat again?
>"Um... well, no! but while your at it."
>"So whadya want should I stop by panks?"
>"Yeah, let's stop by there first. I need a carrot tofu sandwhich..."

>>30844705
AutismSpeaks.jpg

>>30844741
It's been done before

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>>30844705
>He cares this much about some Anon's marriage
yikes

>>30844739
Ooh, a brighter, edgy, more motivated version of Floor? Where are you going with this Anon? Moar!

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>>30844749

>>30844581
The joke was that vaginas have blood in them

>>30844801
The joke is that you haven't been in one since you came out of one.

>>30844822
I guess that's something me and Floor Bored have in common then.

>>30844801
Horses don't menstruate anon

>>30844848
Until some glorious bastard writes the Floor, Lily and Anon 3 way fic.

>>30844872
Horses don't speak.

>>30844892
It's not even canon in the show for horses to poop yet.

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>>30844928
At least we know they do pee. Don't know where babby is formed though.

>>30844940
God, that pic is so hot.

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>>30844940
>don't know where babby is formed

>>30845046
Word of God is not canon

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>>30845047
>word of faust
>non canon

We're reaching levels of retardism that shouldn't even be possible

>>30845047
I would love to see Mom's reaction to the depravity itt. I imagine she'd be all awkwardly shocked and disgusted, but maybe, just maybe secretly think it was kinda hot.

>>30841306
Man i love all the shit you put out

>>30845338
This. The unhinged look in her eye is so great.

>>30844547
If you have blood in your pee, you're probably not healthy.

>>30844518
it doesnt matter how fucking healthy you are, urine is waste, it's meant to be expelled. what's in the vagina is there for a reason, and you can't seriously tell me that fucking WASTE is the same as a natural chemical composition in another part of the body.

>>30846718
>what's in the vagina is there for a reason
The Candida genus says "Hi".

>>30847336
so what, it's in your gut too, and can cause infections when disrupted
what's your point?

>>30843468
This is good
Very good indeed

>>30843468
Keep up the great work SadAnonymous!

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>>30842533
>>30845338
>>30845386
Glad you guys like my stuff. Have another pic seeing as I'm too awkward to elaborate on the feel good nature of people liking my drawings.

>>30847660
what is this

a neet for ants

>>30847660
its okay manon, the awkward feelings are mutual

>>30847508
>>30847660
You keep up the great work too
Your drawings are great

>>30847660
I enjoy your psycho take on Floor. The depression angle gets overplayed. I like her more as a crazy bitch.

>>30847660
now just made bigger, and an actual speech bubble of her saying it

>You are Floor Bored, and it seems the Canterlotian bureaucracy has found yet another way to torture you
>Last week you'd received an official letter in the mail, informing you that you were being transferred to the heartlands of Equestria, some little town called Ponyville
>"The clean air and rustic surroundings may ease your anxiety," the letter had read. >You really doubt it; the previous letter had suggested that living in the city might help you *overcome* your anxiety
>Much like you, it seems like they've given up on that particular goal
>As had your case worker; apparently you were getting a new one
>"You will be supplied with ample food, comfortable lodgings, and access to many forms of recreation," the letter had gone on. "Please use the included boxes to pack your belongings so that they may be shipped to you upon your prompt departure."
>Of course, a week had gone by and you'd neglected to pack anything whatsoever
>You figured all you really needed was your computer and your old hoodie
>The rest of all your accumulated crap could just go in the trash where it belonged
>Instead, you'd just been using the boxes as an expedient way to relieve yourself
>At least, it seemed expedient at the time, until now the night before you leave, it dawned on you that somepony was going to have to clean up the piss-stained cardboard lying in the corner of your apartment

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>>30849217

>In a fit of panic, you'd alternately tried shoving them down the garbage disposal and flushing them down the toilet, with disastrous results
>You'd converted one of them into a fort, under which you now hide as you lie on your filthy futon, the palpitations of your heart gifting you with an endless sense of impending doom
>You distract yourself by obsessively posting your fetishes on 4Clop, too nervous and nauseated to eat, only barely remembering to occasionally drink some water
>As morning dawns and exhaustion finally begins to take you, you once again type out the sad song of your heart, your deepest desire, your desperate cry into the Ponynet
>"tfw no stallion will ever cum while sniffing ur butthole"
>You bury your face into your hooves and sob, fat tears rolling down your cheeks until at last merciful sleep comes

>The knocking at your door is a brutal return to consciousness
>Instead of nightmares, you'd been dreaming about nothing at all, for once
>It had been nice
>Now, reality was slapping you about the face with the reminder that you will have to go outside and interact with it
>It takes you ten minutes to drag yourself to your door
>You know you look and smell horrible
>The nerves are killing you; you feel like your throat is closing, like you can barely breathe
>In the brief crawl from futon to door, you fantasize, crazily, about the possibility that your new case worker will be a hot stallion who will fuck you right up the ass
>You know, of course, that it will probably just be some old grandmare, like the previous one
>The thought at least is distraction enough for you to bring your trembling hoof up to open the door
>A wave of horror and despair washes over you when you see who's waiting on the other side
>Long, beautiful pink hair
>Sparkling turquoise eyes
>A luscious, shiny, golden-colored coat
>A regular motherbuckin' Stacy Glitterhooves

>>30849222

>She stands an awkward distance away from the door, but when she sees you, she looks almost - no, that's impossible - relieved?
>"G-Good morning!" she says. Her smile is so bright and cheerful that you feel like you might just die. "My name is Fluttershy. Are you Floor Bored?"
>You try to answer, but your throat is so tight that all that comes out is a reedy gasping sound. "Nnn," you finally manage.
>This isn't really an answer, but Fluttershy seems to intuit that you are indeed the mess she has now inherited
>"It's so nice to meet you!" she says in a rush, a sentiment that normally you would be certain is insincere, and yet you can't help but believe her
>Of course you believe her, everyone instinctually loves Stacy Glitterhooves, even maladjusted NEETs
>She's probably had hundreds of coltfriends and miles of sweet hot dick
>"I'm really looking forward to helping you get settled in your new home," you hear her saying. "Are you all packed up and ready to go?"
>It's just… impossible to even look at her
>She's everything you're not, and all you feel is the crushing sense of your own worthlessness
>There is no reason that someone like her should be wasting her precious time shuttling a pissbag like you from place to place
>You tear up uncontrollably; your attempt to fight back the sobs makes you gag, and you taste vomit in your mouth, acrid and sharp
>Her expression immediately becomes one of concern
>"Oh, it's all right," she says soothingly, reaching out with a gentle hoof to touch your shoulder. "You're gonna be just fine, Floor. I know how hard it is to leave someplace you've lived for a long time. But I promise, you're going to love Ponyville!"
>Her hoof is warm and she smells like vanilla and honeysuckle
>Every moment of her continued proximity is agony
>"It's okay. You can take as much time as you need," she says. "But, um, the train does leave at 3 PM. Maybe I can help you get your things together, while you say goodbye?"

>>30849230

>You stumble away, needing to free yourself from her aura of perfection before you puke
>"Oh dear, I'm sorry, was that stressful? I'm so sorry," Fluttershy says, sounding oddly flustered for some reason. "Once we get to Ponyville, you won't have to worry about any silly deadlines or anything like that. The hardest part will just be getting there, I promise. And you won't have to go through it all by yourself - I'll be with you every step of the way!"
>You lie down in the corner, cover your eyes with your hooves, and groan
>For a moment you expect her to just keep talking, but you're surprised when she says nothing at all
>You take a peek, only to see her shuffling her hooves and staring quietly at the ground
>Eventually she sneaks a glance in your direction
>Is she.. nervous? No.. that's impossible.
>"It's gonna be okay," she says. "I'll help you."
>You watch as she steps into the room
>To call it a mess would be a vast understatement
>You live in a wasteland, a fucked-apart dead thing of a domicile, splattered with the many fetid juices of your wasted existence
>It's going to take several rounds of fumigation just to make this space livable again for normal ponies
>Yet Fluttershy seems to take it all in impassively, walking slowly to the center of the room where your hoodie lies splayed on the floor
>"This'll be good to have in Ponyville," she says, running a hoof against the fabric of the sleeve, "it can get awfully cold at night. And we have cold winters! Can I put it with your other clothes?"
>Are you supposed to say something? You don't *have* any other clothes.
>Should you make a joke? The whole situation suddenly seems very funny for some reason, though you can't really explain why
>You let out a very loud and sharp "HA HA" and then begin to hum nervously to yourself

oh boy, its looking good
i assume its going to stay grayscale, but w/e
SUPER NSFW:
http://i.imgur.com/sExGZIg.jpg

>>30849242

>Saying nothing, she roams quietly through your apartment, looking for things that either don't exist or you haven't packed
>A sense comes over you that you should do something, say something, but you're not sure what you can really do or say
>In time she returns with your computer, gingerly holding its handle in her mouth, a sight that gives you a brief pang of guilt knowing what kind of substances have touched the thing
>"I can carry this in my bag," she says. She noses your hoodie toward you. "Put this on, okay? It might be a little chilly on the train."
>Wordlessly you obey, sliding the garment on over your head and shaking out your greasy mane after you've pulled it all the way on
>"Is there anything else you want to bring?" she asks
>This time you do manage a coherent response, an emphatic shaking of your head
>"Okay," Fluttershy says. "Then, let's get going… if that's okay with you, Floor."
>She turns around and heads for the door
>For fuck's sake, that is an absurdly long tail
>That can't be natural…. can it?
>Of course it is
>And while you're busy staring at Fluttershy's rear, a much more important question occurs to you
>What exactly does Stacy Glitterhooves' ass smell like?
>You want to know purely as a matter of scientific inquiry
>You're no lesbian, you don't even *like* mares, you just want to know what stallions smell when they shove their snouts under that shiny pink tail
>This curiosity is PURELY non-sexual
>You follow up behind, hoping to sneak a whiff, but she turns around once she's passed the threshold
>She seems surprised that you've followed her
>"You're doing great," she says, smiling. "Once we get outside, I'll get a driver to take us to the station."
>Clarity returns when your focus shifts from Fluttershy's ass to the hallway around you

>>30849254

>Dread hits suddenly when you realize that you'll be following her outside
>Outside, where thousands upon thousands of ponies walk in the open, talking and laughing
>And looking at you
>Violent trembling sets off in your limbs, your hooves clacking against the floor
>Fluttershy is looking at you encouragingly over her shoulder, walking slowly toward the exit
>Steeling yourself, you stare directly at her ass, her flanks sashaying as she walks, undoubtably perfect marebits hidden by her tail
>It's somehow soothing, even hypnotically so
>Down the hall, out the door, down the front steps
>You feel the usual tightness throughout your entire body, your breath quickening, heart pounding, but you remain focused, following behind Fluttershy
>Somehow, her ass is getting you through this
>Is this the true power of Stacy Glitterhooves?

>3 PM
>The train pulls out of the station, leaving the city behind
>Fluttershy was wise enough to spring for a private cabin; the two of you sit on opposite bunks by a window
>"I brought lots of tasty food," she says cheerfully, pulling parcels from her bag. "Are you hungry?"
>You quickly down what is probably your first real meal in ages: hay sandwiches, fresh green salad, and strawberry cupcakes from someplace called Sugarcube Corner
>Fluttershy seems pleased to see you eat, not at all angry with you for eating 3 times as much as her
>You've gotten a little more used to her presence, though it's still hard to look directly at her, and eye contact is impossible
>Once you've both finished eating, she returns to her book
>She'd given you a few to choose from, but you can't really muster the concentration to read anything longer than a 4Clop post
>Instead you stare out the window, watching the land go by
>It's almost calming, feeling a kind of detachment from the world of ponies
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see Fluttershy yawn widely
>Every so often, her eyelids flutter and her head dips
>She's trying really hard to stay awake

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>>30849261

>After awhile, she finally dozes off, head slumping against the pillow of her bunk
>Once she's asleep, you find it much easier to look at her
>It feels weird to stare so intently at a mare, when for so long you've thought only about stallions
>Mares are usually so odd-looking and gross, you've always wondered how stallions can stand being around them
>Yet looking at Fluttershy, you start perhaps to understand
>She is ridiculously beautiful, looking so soft and so pretty as she lies there partially illuminated by sunlight, pink mane softly glowing as it covers half her face
>Her sides slowly rise and fall as she breathes, her mouth making adorable little noises
>Even her drool is perfect as it seeps into her pillowcase
>Memories of her ass flood your mind
>You suddenly want really, really badly for her to sit on your face
>Maybe you could just smell her breath while she sleeps? Would that be so wrong?
>Your hind legs tremble as you sit up on your bunk
>A shaky sigh escapes your lips as you feel yourself leaking on your bedsheet
>Masturbating right here, right now?
>Well, it is a private cabin…
>But - this is wrong
>Mares shouldn't be turned on by other mares
>This is just the spell of Stacy Glitterhooves, it's not real, right?
>You're not actually attracted to her, your mind is just too weak to resist her natural charisma
>You try really hard to imagine throbbing stallion cocks pressing into all your holes
>But try as you might, your thoughts naturally gravitate toward your memory of Fluttershy looking over her shoulder at you
>And then your fantasy of her flashing you a sultry look as she slowly slides her tail to the side, showing you her -

>>30849250
are you who I think you are?

>>30849274

>You gulp repeatedly, feeling your throat tighten
>No, no, you shouldn't be having these thoughts
>Are you even in control of your own mind anymore?
>Anxiety mounts rapidly
>This isn't right, you feel like you're going crazy
>You don't want to think about Fluttershy, you don't want to think about Ponyville, you want to be back *home*, you want to be on 4Clop, you want to feel *normal* again -
>Head clasped between your hooves, you rock back and forth, trying desperately to think the thoughts you want to think
>You can barely breathe, your heart feels like it's going to stop at any second
>Suddenly you feel hooves on your back, and you let out a yelp
>You realize that you've fallen on the floor
>Turning your head, you see Fluttershy looking down at you, her brows knit with worry
>"Floor Bored! Are you okay?" she asks.
>You tremble violently beneath her, whimpering incoherently, trying not to look at her
>"It's all right," she tells you, laying a hoof comfortingly upon you. "You're gonna be just fine. It's just an anxiety attack."
>"S-S-Sorry," you say. The first word you've uttered in her presence.
>Oh Floor Bored, you don't have to be sorry." She hugs you, and your head swims with her sweet scent, her softness. "It's my fault. I'm so sorry I fell asleep."
>Your head slumps against her fluffy chest, the grease of your hair soaking into her coat

>>30849285
Probably not.
Not the artist, that's for sure.

>>30849288

>The aftereffects of the adrenaline rush set in, your limbs feeling weak, hooves tingling
>Usually the comedown from the anxiety attack is just as horrible as the attack itself, but this is oddly comforting
>Fluttershy's heartbeat sounds softly in your ear as she cuddles you
>"Let's move you back onto your bunk, okay?" she says.
>"…Okay."
>Gingerly she supports you as you shuffle decrepitly back into bed
>Now she rubs your back as you lie there
>Maybe thinking about Fluttershy isn't so bad
>She just seems so… nice
>In what is perhaps a fortunate turn of events, you have little time to think more about the issue
>Your own exhaustion rolls over you in a wave, as you realize just how much tension you've been holding in all day long
>Watching the land rush by through the window, feeling Fluttershy's warm presence beside you, you feel a sensation that you'd long forgotten
>Relaxation
>Your eyes close, and as sleep takes you, you are vaguely aware that you've pissed all over the bed
>Not to worry though
>As Fluttershy has assured you, once you get to Ponyville, everything will be
>just
>fine.

_____

That's it for now

>>30849298
I eagerly await the next installment

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>>30848903
Not sure if I can make it bigger in Sai without severely fuzzying up the original line work. The best I can currently do is double it's size in paint which makes it more pixely, as seen here.

>>30848217
I like doing depressed Floor, but angry Floor is a fun concept to play around with.

>Be Anon
>Walking home with dinner for your pony gf
>Pony gf!
>You have a pony gf
>She may be messy
>And smelly
>And not all the comfortable around other ponies
>And she's perverted
>That's good, actually
>And she pees on you
>Which you decided you're cool with
>And she loves you
>Which is why you got her favorite - hayburgers from Shake Shack - for tonight
>The walk out to get dinner has become enough of an evening ritual that you recognize many other ponies out on this summer night
>Not by name, but enough that you greet each other as you walk by
"Hoe's it going?," you say to a familiar stallion you pass
>"Hey, man," he replies
>He HAS to have picked that up from you

>>30849407
>Suddenly a familiar little filly appears in front of you
>Even without her cap you can't help but recognize that bright blue mane
>It's Lily, and she looks pissed
>"Floor?!," she says incredulously. "Floor Bored is your marefriend?! WHY! She's gross, and smelly and OLD!"
>This was bound to happen sooner or later
"Yes, Lily," you try to say as calmly as possible, "Floor is my marefriend."
>"Eeew!," she replies. "Why would you want smelly old Floor when you can have this?"
>She turns her butt to you and lifts her tail
>You look around nerveously to see if any other ponies can see/hear this
>A pair of mares walks right by you deep in conversation
>Completely oblivious to the filly, tail lifted, making a brazen sexual proposition to you
>wtf?
>There's still a lot of things about these ponies you don't get
"Lily? Listen to me. Floor is my marefriend. You have to go home."
>She looks back at you. "Only because YOU say so, Anon. Have fun with that smelly old mare, stupid."
>This place is still weird as fuck
>But you're nearly home to your pony gf, and a quiet dinner for two
>Never had THAT before in your life

>>30849427
>Suddenly a familiar little filly appears in front of you
>Even without her cap you can't help but recognize that bright blue mane
>It's Lily, and she looks pissed
>"Floor?!," she says incredulously. "Floor Bored is your marefriend?! WHY! She's gross, and smelly and OLD!"
>This was bound to happen sooner or later
"Yes, Lily," you try to say as calmly as possible, "Floor is my marefriend."
>"Eeew!," she replies. "Why would you want smelly old Floor when you can have this?"
>She turns her butt to you and lifts her tail
>You look around nerveously to see if any other ponies can see/hear this
>A pair of mares walks right by you deep in conversation
>Completely oblivious to the filly, tail lifted, making a brazen sexual proposition to you
>wtf?
>There's still a lot of things about these ponies you don't get
"Lily? Listen to me. Floor is my marefriend. You have to go home."
>She looks back at you. "Only because YOU say so, Anon. Have fun with that smelly old mare, stupid."
>This place is still weird as fuck
>But you're nearly home to your pony gf, and a quiet dinner for two
>Never had THAT before in your life

>>30849450
"OH, you're so edgy," you respond. "No purpose in life and a piss fetish is hardly edgy in my world where people shoot up movie theaters"
>She winces
>"I love that about you, Anon," she says, "but that scares me about myself"
>"Ponies don't see dark stuff. Like with Lily. You'd have to be screwing her on the steps of town hall for anypony to notice."
>"Anything less than that and they'll just think it's cute she has a filly crush on you."
"But you can see it."
>"I can RECOGNIZE it. She doesn't have to tell me her story for me to know."
>"Some stallion gets her to do things with him she doesn't really understand in return for attention, affection, approval..."
>"She realizes these things are secrets, but basks in his attention - it makes her feel special and important."
>"Then one day he disappears for whatever reason, and you not only have a secret"
>"You have a hole in you that you need another stallion to fill"
>"Because once that door is open you can't just shut it and pretend you never felt what you felt."
>She pauses, then looks up at you, and the bag of burgers untouched on the table in front of you
>"So you look for a stallion who seems different enough to notice you, since you're invisible to most of them THAT way."
>"Lily seems convinced that's you."
>That is some fucked up shit, but you're not gonna say it
>Instead you just say:
"Floor, you're the one I love."
"Have a burger!"

>>30849459
>You reach into the bag and produce a burger for each of you
>They're actually good, by the standards of the food here at least
"Bon Appetit!," you say, handing it to her
>For some reason she thinks that's funny, so now you say it at the start of every meal
>Tonight it isn't funny
>You know you're being lame, but you really have nothing in light of all this heavy shit
>You two begin eating in silence
>You can only get halfway through one of these things, because you really can't digest it
>You'll pay for that tomorrow anyways
>You start on the fries
>"You're not gonna fuck around with her, are you?," she asks with an insecurity you haven't heard from her in months
"No way!," you say honestly
>"She is really young and cute"
"I'm not THAT kind of monster."
>"The monster," your pony gf responds, "was the stallion who started her down this path in the first place."
>"You'd just be an opportunist along the way," she finishes, looking at you in an unsure way. "Not really a monster."
"I couldn't do that to a kid," then you correct yourseslf, "...to a filly. That's where I draw the line."
>"That isn't gonna change the string of bad decisions she's going to chase after, when she stops fixating on youand eventually makes some kind of peace with this shit."
>Wow
>Guess there actually is some heavy shit in perfect pastel colored hoersworld
>Your pnoy gf looks up at you, green eyes shining and says, "Would you roleplay it?"
"Roleplay what?"

>>30849481
Go on.

>>30849481
>Would you roleplay it?
here's my candid answer
I'd rather cut off my dick with a rusty spoon after fucking a beehive to a pulp whilst jamming a cactus up my ass
also
why the doubleposting?

>>30849298
I loved every line of it.
That "no homo / you mirin sis" with Flutter is interesting.

>>30849481
i love this

(but yeah i think you screwed up on >>30849450 and we missed a part where Anon gets home and meets with Floor)

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>>30849338
Bruv, use waifu.

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>>30849298
>>30849481
aw yiss, i eagerly await MOAR OF THESE

>>30849298
This is some great shit. Loving the guided and calming assisted move for traumatized Floor.
and I'm not just loving this because I'm totally into facesitting and oral.

>>30849261
>>Somehow, her ass is getting you through this
my sides

its like ridiculous out of context hentai dialogue

>>30849298
Is this gonna be some lesbian story or something then?

>>30850347
nah, flutters is definitely a trap in this

>>30850356
oh hell yes!

>>30850356
Somehow that's even worse.

>>30850356
Oh for pete's sa-I'm okay with this

>>30850356
Goddamnit this thread gets worse every week.

>>30844739
Your formatting and writing is awful. Look at what other people do and do that.

>>30849274
Fluttershy/Floor/Moondancer/Twilight nerdherd with Anon when?

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>>30850356
Nice
Now we just need her coltfriend Anon to fuck them both.

>>30849481
kinda really makes me want to help lilly... straingly in a nonsexual way

>>30850170
>Stacy Glitterhooves will never press her undoubtedly perfect marebits and ponut into your face
Why even live?

>>30850049
Someone just insulted her Anon.

>>30850356

you sonuvabitch

Don't you dare dying before the rest of Stacy GlitterHooves vs Smelly Neet is posted, thread.

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>>30841005
Suspicious little girls you say?

>>30850049
Well that solves that problem, thanks.

>>30851374
I wanna read Floor Bored vs. Ponyville.

>>30844061
This.
Peeing is how your body evacuates things it doesn't want.
Including germs.

>>30849427
Fuck! That's what I get for writing the whole thing out then posting when I'm crosseyed drunk. this was supposed to be the next part:

>You walk up to your door and enter your little cottage
>Your pony gf walks out of her room to greet you
>"You got us Shake Shack!," she says, beaming. "You are so sweet!"
"Danny Neigher is a fucking genius," you say, "and you are the fucking best. So it's a perfect fit."
>But as happy as you are to see her that interaction with Lily still kinda weirds you out
>And she can obviously tell something is bothering you
>"What's the matter, Anon," she asks in a wifely tone
"Just ran into Lily."
>"Oh, she HATES me now," she giggles.
>Then turning a little more somber she adds, "I feel sorry for her."
"That tail lifting thing," you begin, "That's always erotic, right? No mare does that in a not erotic context, right?"
>"That's as erotic as it gets," she replies. "Well a long time ago mares used to nicker while doing it, and that was super sexy."
>"But nopony nickers anymore."
"Lily just lifted her tail at me, and two mares walking right by didn't even notice."
"In my world child protective services and the police would have been called in any situation remotely like that."
"And I would have probably been considered a predator. And been on a list for it!"
>Floor sighs
>"Your world, from what you've told me, is more aware of its darkness."
>"You told me ponies don't just burst into song there," she adds
"PONIES can't even talk there."
>"OK, PEOPLE!," she says. "My point is ponies are different. By pony standards I'm super dark and edgy."

Then this
>>30849459

Sorry about that.

>>30851527
This just looks like a regular pony Floor, not a filly. Filly/colt bodies are done differently. See
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/11/20/767954.png
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>>30850041
Fixed here >>30851675

>>30849481
>"You and Lily", she responds.
>"I'm glad you'd never take advantage of her. It'd be like giving her ice cream. We'd never be able to get rid of her."
>"And she hates me now that she knows about us."
>She gives you a sheepish look, "Besides, I really don't want to share you with anypony... or filly for that matter."
"How could you think that would even be an option?"
>"For some stallions it would be," she replies "Mares, too. And it's a good thing she hates me because..."
>She blushes and turns away from you
>Then she mutters, "Because the thought of that little filly sucking your dick really turns me on."
"Floor!"
>"Why do you think I'm with you instead of some stallion who would want foals someday? I wouldn't trust myself with a foal."
>"Do you think I'm a monster?"
"No. I love you. Everything in this world is weird to me. You're like my anchor in it."
>"You have no idea how ridiculous that would sound to anypony else, but I get it."
"You have no idea how ridiculous having a talking horse for a girlfriend would be where I come from"
>"Horse?! I'm not that big, am I?"
"Of course not. You're my little pony!"
>She turns back toward you and smiles. In a higher pitched voice she says, "I can be your little filly if you want."
>She's blushing like fuck
>Goddamit

>>30851934
>You're into a lot of pervy stuff
>But pedo shit isn't one of them
>And now you pretty much know your pony gf was diddled as a filly
>That does NOT turn you on
>But now is not the time for judgement
>You could crush her right now if you said the wrong thing
>And you almost did with that hors comment
>You don't want to open this can of worms
>But you're afraid it's already open
>She wants to BE Lily
>Because she's been a Lily
>Shit
>She's still looking at you with a mix of embarrassment, hopefulness and lust
>And really, why are you overthinking a blowjob, you idiot
"Lily," you say leaning back in your chair and unzipping your pants, "How about you show me what a good little filly does."
>Floor's eyes go wide as you pull out your semi hard cock
>You're really not that into this, but - blowjob

>>30851938
god damn it

>>30851938
Dang. from what was posted i was expecting a feelsy sweet story.

not that this is bad but feels are my bread and butter.

>>30851938
>She's beaming as she sits between your legs
>"I know how to do THIS," she says in that high pitched voice
>Those green eyes are locked with yours
>Creepy as this is she's still beautiful
>You reach down and caress her mane
>Gotta remember to keep calling her Lily
>While trying not to think about the filly
>You can do this
"Show me."
>"I get ice cream, right? Secret special somefillies get ice cream."
"Yes. you get ice cream, Lily."
>You feel Floor's hot breath on you as she leans in
>Then that pony tongue slides down your shaft, wrapping halfway around it
>While you have nothing else to compare it to, you're pretty sure no girl could do that
>You never even last five minutes like tis
"That's a good little filly."

>>30852339
>Three minutes later Floor is brushing a hoof to the corner of her mouth
>And your orgasm has wiped away some of your ambiguous feelings
"That was great. I love you, Floor," you say, breaking the roleplay spell
>She stands up and you notice where she was sitting is all wet
"Did you?"
>"Same time you did," she responds with a grin. "Celestia, that was hot."
"You said it."
>She looks at you with a little concern
>"You know I really don't want you to touch Lily."
"Not gonna happen, Floor."
>"But you will call me Lily sometimes when you touch me?"
"Sure, if you're gonna blow me like that."
>She giggles
>"I still get ice cream, right?"
"Put your hoodie on and we'll go get you ice cream."
>"Yay!"

end

>>30852348
5/10 it was okay

>>30852348
Cute!

>>30852348
eh
3/10
pretty shit

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>>30851759
Nuts, you're right. Kinda thought maybe if not filly Floor it could pass as teen Floor possibly but after stepping away from it for a while it really is just adult Floor with pigtails.
Maybe this one is more filly? It was sketched out at the same time as the first one so whatever misconceptions I was operating under may have carried over to this one.

>>30852474
God, that's cute.

>>30852474
not quite
you keep drawing the head in almost perfect proportion with the body
filly heads are a little bigger in proportion to their bodies

>>30852506
filly heads are also rounder

>>30852474
>you will never make Floor happy

>>30841306
Gosh I fucking love your style.

>>30852506
>>30852511
Alrighty, looks like I'll be practicing fillies a bit before revisiting this idea. also gotta fix some little things on this that I didn't notice before posting. Thanks for the feedback fellows.

>>30852522
Thanks, it's improved quite a bit since my first post in the earlier NEET pony threads.

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Hey I was the anon who drew those garbage sketches a few threads ago.
Should I start drawing again or should I go back to lurking?

>>30852878
Keep drawing.

>>30852903
alright but i have no idea what to draw her doing
suggestions?

>>30852942
Floor skillfully peeing in a bottle without getting any outside the bottle.

>>30852976
im not drawing that sorry, i guess ill figure out something to draw myself

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>>30852878
>garbage
anon i actually like your style, qt as fug
>>30852942
yeah, and usually the ideas will start flowing the more you draw. how about floor cuddling a pillow, drool optional

>>30852878
>>30853100
You gotta a pretty neat style my dude, just needs some refinement which will only come after more draws.

I want NEETpone to brap me

>>30853096
Maybe Floor skillfully peeing on Anon?

>>30853100
Thanks for the actual suggestion ill get on it as soon as i can. By the way i do have an intuos but i don't have a micro usb to plug it into my pc so i won't just be doing sketches in the future. And i know im a lazy fuck for asking this but it'd nice if someone traced over my sketches in some software to make them look less messy.
i also might draw some smut in the future but im not ready for that yet and i'd also have to be sneaky about it cause i have roommates, they already found my sketchpad and gave me shit for it.

>>30853306
sorry but im not into piss and as i've stated earlier if my roommates found that i'd be fucked.

>>30853319
>if my roommates found that i'd be fucked.
Understand. If my wife found this thread I'd be kinda fucked, too.

>>30853319
Thank god

>>30853339
nobody cares about your body pillow, anon.

>>30852348
That ... could have been a very good if creepy story. Too bad you ended it so abruptly.

>>30853571
A lot of those details were from a girl I dated who had been sexually abused, and she was terrified it would make her a pedo. And she did have me roleplaying some creepy shit with her.

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Ok boys this is what I have so far, I'm gonna work on the legs later cause shit happened so I have to go deal with that rn and yes I will also add drool. And maybe a wet spot near her nethers not piss
Also I'm not sure about the direction i took with her hair should I change it?

>>30853781
cute as fuck, and the mane is fine. maybe a bit too flowy, cause greasy hair isnt that voluminous, but still damn awesome

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What's she saying?
I was originally going to put 'Would you roleplay it Anon? I could be a good filly.'
But I thought I'd let you guys have at it with this.
Enjoy .

>>30854653
>"You're such a fucking faggot, Anon, holy shit."

>>30854653
>"I'm so gonna piss on you, Anon."

This is the end product, I know its messy, there was a lot of erasing and redoing shit.
>>30853814
Thanks but i just like the way her hair looks when I draw it like this

Also I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW BUTTS PLEASE HELP

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>>30854919
Wow im retarded
Here's the pic

>>30854923
I like her like that.

>>30854923

Butts in general are usually just below the hip, just imagine where the hip bone would be and make the curve however it needs to be.

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>>30854923
its a learning process anon
you just gotta draw more horse ass to get better at it

>>30849295
That much is clear, seeing as Pusspuss didn't want it released to the public yet.

>>30854923
long floor is long

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>>30855336
yeah i noticed that immediately after posting it

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Probably the last one ill do for tonight , im losing my creative streak again.
have fun anons

>>30855505
I really like the panties. Wew.

>>30855505
Wish my Pencil drawings looked like that. You got some kinda technique or some sorta fancy pencils?

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>>30856124

>Nothing special just years of drawing.
>I use mechanical pencils 0.7 and 0.5.
>For erasers just your run of the mill vinyl block and stick erasers(not shown)
>Sketchbook is just ones you find at Hobby Lobby medium weight, it takes erasing pretty well.

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>>30856178
EVERYONE TYPE IN THE CHAT


ALEX IS A STUPID

>>30856178
Huh, that's all the same stuff I use. Guess I just gotta learn to use it better.

>>30856279


My advice is have a bunch of references pulled up, I usually draw in front of my computer. The light gives off the right light for me to see any stray marks. Draw lightly at first just so you can barely see the lines so erasing is easier, until you have a good rough idea. Then you can start darkening out your lines if you want. Don't forget to put on some good music, it helps me relax and get in the focus when I draw. Also when I take a picture of the drawing I try to reduce the cast shadow by facing it directly into light. Camera I use is from an LG G6. Other than that don't be afraid to completely mess up and start over, remember its just graphite on paper. No stress. Hope that helps anon.

>>30843468
>You are Anon, and you're glad that Floor is more relaxed after seeing her grandmother than she was on the trip here.
>Her hood is still up, and she's still clearly avoiding eye contact with other ponies, but she at least doesn't have the drawstrings pulled tight to completely hide her face, and she's walking besides you instead of behind.
>"Um, take a right up here," she says as you approach the end of the street. "And then it should just be a few blocks straight ahead."
>You hum your acknowledgement, before spotting something that piques your interest.
"Hey, is that a hotdog stand?" you ask, pointing at the corner.
>"Hotdog? Um, no, I think it's carrot dogs," Floor answers, getting your heart to sink a little bit.
>Sure enough, you notice the large carrot painted onto the white surface of the cart, and sigh.
>You should have known better than to get your hopes up, expecting a meat vendor in a city of vegetarians, but you can't help but feel a little disappointed.
>You may not be a meatatarian, but that doesn't mean you don't miss having a burger or hotdog once in a while.
>Still, your stomach growls and you contemplate trying one of these jokes on a bun.
>Floor seems to notice as her ear perks up.
>"H-hey, we haven't had lunch yet, do you... want to get a couple dogs?"
>You look at the stall again, and the line of customers eager for their carrots, and shrug.
"Sure, they seem pretty popular. Might as well see why."
>"Great!" she answers, trotting a little ahead of you.
>Raising an eyebrow at the little mare's sudden enthusiasm, you still follow to stand with her at the end of the line.
>The stallion running the stand is luckily good at his job as he quickly dishes out orders with a smile, so you don't have to wait long.
>"Hello, what can I get for you two," he asks cheerily.
>Floor Bored scans over the menu printed on the cart before looking up.
>"Um, a double carrot dog, and... a classic, please."

>>30856637
>You're a little confused, and bit annoyed that she didn't let you place your own order, but then again, you don't know anything about carrot dogs, so much of the menu is gibberish to you anyway, so you forgive her.
>Really, what does extra glaze mean?
>"Here you go, ma'am, that'll be six-fifty," the vendor says, drawing your attention to the orange-filled buns he sets before you.
>You go to reach for your money pouch hanging from your belt, but Floor is already dropping some bits from her hoodie's front pocket onto the stand.
>"Here you go, Anon, I hope you like it," she says, holding the larger one up to you.
>Huh, guess double was referring to the two carrots sitting tip-to-tip in the long bun.
"Thanks," you say as she grabs the bun holding a single carrot, "But I could have paid for myself."
>Since your inspector check was larger than her NEET one, you feel a little bad about it.
>But she simply blushes and stutters, "I-it's okay, I wanted to pay for you."
>A glaring pony clearing his throat behind you forestalls any response as you and Floor quickly move from the growing line.
"Well, if you insist," you say once you've stopped. "You want a couple bites of mine, though? Yours is a lot smaller."
>She shakes her head.
>"Nah-ah, I got that for you. It's my treat, so just... take it," she answers, almost pleading near the end.
>With a small shrug, you look at the "dog" more closely.
>There's a layer of what you surmise must be the glaze you saw on the menu, a clear, yellowish color with specks of various seasonings sprinkled throughout.
>Taking a bite, you're surprised that it's actually pretty good.
>The carrot is tender, and the glaze more than makes up for the lack of condiments.
>It's honey-based, but with a savory, somewhat spicy element supplied by what tastes like garlic and mustard powder, black pepper, salt, and even some paprika.
>"You like it?" Floor asks, looking up hopefully, carrot dog untouched in her hoof.

>>30855505
PROPERTY
OF
ANON

>>30856646
"Yeah, it's not half bad," you answer, taking another bite. "Kinda makes me wonder what's different with the deluxe I saw on the menu. These things definitely don't need ketchup or mustard."
>"Oh, I'll go buy one for you, if you want to try it," Floor begins, starting to turn around before you stop her.
"Uh, no thanks, this should fill me up well enough. I just meant for a different day," you say, a bit perplexed by the mare's eagerness to spend her limited bits on food for you.
"We're coming back next week to visit your grandma, we can make stopping at this stand a regular thing."
>"L-like, eat out together every week?"
"Sure, why not? If we're already out, might as well enjoy it to the fullest, right?"
>It take a couple seconds, but she soon grins and nods her head, nearly dropping her food in the process.
>With a chuckle, you comment that maybe the both of you should finish eating before continuing on.
>Walking on three hooves and eating at the same time is probably pretty tricky.

>You are Floor Bored, and you're absolutely ecstatic with how the date is going so far.
>Anon loved the carrot dog you bought for him, and now he's looking around in wonder as the two of you stand just inside the library.
>He whistles and comments, "Wow, fancy. This actually reminds me of the New York Library a bit. Even has the ornate ceiling moral."
"Y-yeah, it's... beautiful," you agree, looking up to admire the art.
>When you came here last, looking at the gorgeous portrait of Celestia with her wings outspread, clouds parting around her, and the sun rising up from behind just made you feel inadequate, knowing you'd never be able to make anything nearly as good.
>But for some reason, you find yourself simply appreciating it this time alongside your date.
>At the thought, you blush and have to suppress an excited giggle.
"S-so, w-where do you want to start?" you ask, trying to distract yourself from the fluttering in your chest.

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>Wanting to be the pillow she snuggles at night.
>Goodnight Anon.

>>30853339
>wife
Still maintaining that lie eh? If she's so real, post proof of her existence

>>30856788
>ywn lie in bed, feeling the gentle rhythm of her heart against yours
>ywn watch as she drifts asleep, a small, serene smile on her face
>ywn hear her softly mumble that she loves you
>ywn feel her hugging you tighter while she dreams

why live?
seriously?

>>30854653
"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."

>>30856660
Pretty dang adorable. If anon realizes what she's doing. It could be interesting if he explained the reverse gender roles of his home world, and how this make's him feel.

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>>30856876
Cause there is literally nothing else. I always say that I'd have killed myself a long time ago if I thought it would accomplish anything. I'm only half joking.

>>30856916
Stallman/10

>>30856788
That's fucking adorable.

>>30856980
If you can hold out for another 5-10 years then haptic feedback VR and AI waifus will totally be worth it.

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i want to bathe her until she's smelling good and looking fluffy

>>30859485
Just experience my first VR waifu encounter last night, life will truly never be the same. When will there be more pone VR games? I wish to live with my Waifu.

>>30859485
>>30861021
Does someone have to post one of those super sad comics about VR, like the one with Floor Bored messing up the system because she cries onto the headset because she actually all alone without Anon?

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>>30835614
God leaves us all unfinished Floor. Its up to us to fill in the holes.

>>30861168
>Its up to us to fill in the holes.
I want to fill Floor's holes.

>>30861132
that feel hits too close to home

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>>30861226
Oh you!

>>30861633
no roleplaying pls

>>30856660
daww
shes trying to take care of him how adorable

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>ponified tomoko

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>>30862130
Who ever said I was roleplaying?

>>30862565
I like your sister more than you

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>>30862565
>>30862594
#rekt

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>>30862594
Oh don't worry about it Anon, that's perfectly fine with me.

>>30862630
I wanna talk to your sister
she's more fun

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>>30862640
Well unfortunately for you I'm all you've got for now. Princess Luna wont be back until this coming Wednesday.

>>30862786
fine
I'll settle for Discord

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Got rather bored and decided to take a shot at an EQG Floor Bored. Probably not something I'm going to do any more of here, just seemed like something to do at the time.

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>>30863383
Looks like an R63 L

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>>30863383

>pants

I'd like to think she wouldn't wear such things. Or at least something less baggy.
Other than that would EQG Floor be freaked out switching worlds with Pone Floor?
Do you think she would smell like a horse stable?

Floor Bored i wouldn't care if you smelled like horse piss, I'd still think you were great.

Thank you for bailing me outta horse jail, cuz last night I touched a few fillies.

>>30863608
>Anon buys Floor a pair of super-high quality, Rarity-brand panties.
>So soft and comfy, with magical, anti-bacterial properties so they don't have to me washed as much.
>It's the most thoughtful gift she's ever gotten.
>It's also the only gift since her foalhood.
>She's willing to do anything to repay him...
>... But she already does kinky, crazy shit with him 2/3rd's of the day as it is.
>So she takes over some of the cleaning chores for a week instead.
>It's the craziest thing she's ever done for him.
>He finds it super kinky and buys her a maid outfit.
>He watches her feather dust the apartment while sitting on the sofa, slowly stroking himself off.
>She makes sure to bend over in front of him often so he can take a peek up her skirt.

>>30856660
>"Well, we're both interested in comics, so I'd say there. You know where they'd be?"
>You shake your head, so Anon goes to find the librarian.
>He gives the grey mare a bit of a fright when he finds her stocking shelves, but after some stuttering, she points you in the right direction.
>Your eyes go slightly wide when you reach the graphic novel section.
"Wow, I didn't think they'd have so many," you comment, looking over the four whole shelves of comics and neighnga with hunger.
>You have a comic itch that's built up over two weeks, and you are eager to get scratching.
>Anon is already leaning in, scanning the collection before reaching in.
>"Power Ponies, this is where you started, right?"
>You nod.
"Yep, it was the first comic I really got into."
>"Well, it's where I'll start then, too. Looks like they even have some early issues."
>You look over at what he's pulled out and smile.
"Oh, that's where they rebooted the series for the first time."
>"First? I take it they start over a lot, then?" Anon asks with a raised brow.
"Mhmm, the power ponies are on, like, their fifth reboot."
>Anon laughs a little and mumbles, "Somethings never change even across realities."
"I think they got it the most right on the second reboot though," you comment. "So it's a great place to start reading. It has just the right amount of campiness and seriousness. Plus the art's really good."
>Anon chuckles and unbends his back.
>"Well, with a glowing review like that, I have to read it."
>With his selection made, you return to your own search, quickly picking out a neighnga you hadn't read before.
>Though you tend to like comics more, you have to admit that these books have their own sort of charm.
>Plus the sexy way the stallions are drawn is always good for a tingle.
>Literature chosen, the two of you wonder until you find a little reading corner with beanbags.
>It's for foals, but it's currently abandoned, and the seating is much more comfortable than the chairs up front.

Is helianon still round here?

>>30865038
The propeller finally got him

>>30855505
Are those heart eyes? Nice

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>>30862475
Implying you wouldn't hit pone tomoko.

>>30865003
It's animoo and moonga.

>>30865169
Thanks, wasn't actually sure. Of course, now that the show did the campfire story where there were eastern ponies for the Japanese Culture, does that mean it changes this?

>9

>>30863476
That never even crossed my mind until now.

>>30863608
They're probably something she only wears when she is forced to go out for food or something, and to me baggy sweatpants seem to work for someone who has probably given up on life.

>>30866367
I used to work overnights at a grocery store, can confirm that's when NEET's show up in their ratty sweats/pajama bottoms to skittishly dart from aisle to aisle trying to avoid contact with stockers.

>>30866367
HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

>>30866844
Imposter

Prepare your bumps. New episode yesterday, and the official copy of it uploaded to Jewtube was actually next week's episode. Board will be on fire for the next couple days.

I want to cum inside Sphinx.

>>30863476
Mad genius Floor green when?

>>30868539
I would quite enjoy a mad science Floor Bored. Misunderstood pony Tesla kinda thing.

>>30869287
it could start out with Anon going to her to try finding a way back home

>>30859485
this kills the West

>>30869327
Floor found the pony version of Rheticus compass and has been experimenting with teleportation and tries to get Anon home

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>>30869457
>Floor Bored as Claudia Donovan

>>30869457
>While trying, Anon stays with her and she becomes attached to him.
>She discovers how to return him home, but keeps it a secret because she doesn't want to be alone again.
>He finds out and is furious that she kept him away from his family and life back on Earth for such a selfish reason.
>She bawls her eyes out and apologizes profusely, but Anon goes to his room to pack, telling her that when he comes out, she's sending him home.
>She slinks to the lab and makes preparations, tears in her eyes.
>Anon thinks back to what he said to the little mare who has become a dear friend to him, and begins to regret it.
>Shit.
>Goes to her lab, and she tells him everything's ready.
"Hey. I'm sorry for yelling earlier."
>"No, you had every right to. You have friends and family waiting for you back home, and I wanted to keep you from them because I'm a selfish, pathetic, worthless pony."
"That's not true, you're a genius."
>"A stupid genius that nopony likes. You... You're the first person to ever talk to me like I'm more than just a crazy mare. You talk to me, and it feels like you actually care and... and I didn't want to lose that. I have nothing but my gadgets and garbage without you."
>Anon remains quiet and thinks, before hesitantly speaking up.
"Then why don't you come with me?"
>"What?"
"If you really have nothing, maybe you can, you know, come to my world, and live with me. My sis is way into the science stuff, I'm sure you'd get along great. And my parent's house is huge, we have the space."
>"B-but I couldn't just mooch off of you like that."
"Why not? I've been doing it to you for the last three months," you respond, gesturing around you. "Besides, look at this stuff? Ponies might find it useless compared to magic, but this stuff you make, it could make you rich back home. You wouldn't be mooching for long."
>"... Even after I lied to you? Why... why are you doing this?"
"Because you're my friend, and I don't want you to be sad anymore."

>>30869813
I can get into it

>>30869813
>Floor immediately discovers human internet
>never invents anything again

good end

>>30863608
Christ, that drawing is hot

Yu

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>>30870648
What?

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>>30869327
>implying she would want to go home.

>>30870891
whoops, almost saved that in my porn folder
now make something i can save in my porn folder

>>30870971
I did save that in my porn folder. On purpose.

>>30870971
I too saved it in my porn folder I only have porn folders

>>30870891
Now this i can get behind

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>>30871071
>ywn get behind and sandwich your dick between 2 floorbs
it fuckin hurts

>>30870971

https://imgur.com/ZkGKzs8

you dirty anons

>>30871191
Just trying to be like Floor

>>30870971

>>30849250

>>30871191
>https://imgur.com/ZkGKzs8
fuck. now I can't stop thinking about what would happen to her lifestyle if you somehow got her pregnant.

>>30871401
pregnant sex, of course
shes been far too lonely, and far too perverted
Alternatively, equines can self-terminate pregnancies. So if she don't want it, she ain't havin' it.

>>30863608
Probably she'd just wear panties most of the time while at home.

>>30871459
>self-terminate
That's just an old wives' tale.

Besides, even if she could. You know she could never hurt something that part anon.

>>30871503
If she didn't want it, she wouldn't even let it develop far enough for there to be anything to hurt.

>>30871401
Eh she wont change just be a preggers NEET teaching her child how to shit post.

>>30871401

>implying anon could manage to make her pregnant

>>30871486
Or go full nude unless she has the shits that day, gotta protect the comfy chair from sharts after all.

>>30872261
Oh god that makes too much sense.
>All she ate was the pony equivalent of ramen.
>perpetual ramen shits.

Oh god I don't miss those days.

>>30872316
>perpetual ramen shits
Jesus Christ anon, just have a bowl of mini wheats for breakfast and they won't happen.

>>30872316
I eat ramen a lot and they don't do anything funny to me...

>>30869813
>The trip is delayed once more, this time With Anon's consent, as the pair seek out Princess Twilight.
>"So... you want me to perform the species-changining spell to turn Floor Bored here into a hoo-man like you, so she'll fit in after she uses a science-machine to return both of you to your world... That sound about right?"
>You and Floor share a look before you answer.
"Yep, pretty much."
>Twilight stares for a while before sighing with a grumble of Fridays.
>"I'll see what I can do."

>bmup

>Bumping from oblivion

>>30870891
this is perfect

>>30871459
fuck off with this stale meme

Okies this thread needs TLC or it will just die.

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>>30871137
Dude...

>>30876695
love this

>>30876695
Shes currently the best pone right now.

>>30877318
no shit

>>30865003
>Pushing two of the squishy blobs together, you settle in side by side and crack open your respective books.
>In silence, you sit, giving a token effort at reading your moonga while spending more time watching your date's reaction to the Power Ponies.
>You're the one who suggested it and all, and even talked it up, so if he doesn't like it, he'll think you have bad taste in comics.
>You might be stupid, and ugly, and pretty much talentless, but you know you know comics.
>... At least, you hope so.
>Through Anon's level hums and occasional snorts, you begin to worry, until finally, he cracks a smile and chuckles.
>With a small sigh of relief, you return to your own book, and get ten pages in before Anon stands up.
>"Hey, I'm going to look for the next issue of this," he tells you, holding up the finished comic. "It's pretty good so far."
>You smile and agree, watching the human colt until he's out of sight before ogling the hunky stallion drawn on the current page of you moonga.
>An evil sorceress is trying to banish him to the shadow realm or something.
>You're to distracted by the those juicy flanks to know for sure.
>Appreciating the eastern art to the last page, you look up and notice Anon still hasn't returned.
>Curious, and a little worried, you wiggle your way out of then bean chair and head back to the graphic novel aisle.
>There's no human in sight, and the worry grows.
>Moving a little faster through the aisles, you soon near the center, and hear a giggle.
>"Really? just a tube with wings? Now I'm sure you're messing with me. How can that be better than airships?"
>"You mean those zeppelin things I saw up in Canterlot? Yeah, we had those too, until there has a little accident with one called the Hindenburg. After that, flying metal tubes were a lot more appealing than balloons filled with flammable gas. Plus they're way faster, what with being more aerodynamic and whatnot."
"Anon," you start hesitantly, spotting him leaning on the front desk.