NEETpone #7.5

>>30775260
What happened to the last thread? It was there when I went to sleep, but it was gone when I woke up

>>30775338
iunno
it got randomly shoah'd

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>>30775338

it got bumped off the board around 12 am,
i'll try to bump with art every hour or two
depending how work goes.

good luck anons

>>30775260
oh great another shitty anonfilly general

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for anybody who bothers to read my green, no promises of more green for a bit.
>inb4 He's pulling a sadanon on us

not leaving, just been busy with irl stuff.
To make up for my faggotry, here's some drawn content.

>>30775415
>on another note Tostitos is quite the show horse (no pun intended) that's some quality drawing

thanks! :)

>>30775418

shut up faggot, go be a filly somewhere else.

>>30775418
> Anonfilly
wtf
It's all about human Anon rescuing a pony from loneliness, suicide and death by trash overflow.
The filly hasn't a monopoly on black manes and being a mudpone.

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touched some things up

>>30775460
>>30775693
so essentially anonfilly?

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>>30775733

>>30775741
See? You can't prove me wrong so you're resorting to shitposting

>30775771
if you cant see the differences yourself, you're clearly and genuinely autistic. im not going to do the thinking for you, and you're not getting any more pity (You)s from me. but by all means, enjoy this last post, on me.

>>30775415
Last thread was scruffed on accident. Shit turned dumb in another thread and they wiped all posts by anyone involved, Including the person that reported all of it, so the OP got deleted.

>>30775803
You admit it then.

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Everything turn into shit and drama when I post somewhere, it's starting to be spooky.

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delivering anon's request

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If you guys hate anonfilly can I stay?

on another note has anyone archived the last thread? wasn't able to find it.

>>30776073
You need help, likely in the form of forced medication.

>>30776096
I know...

>>30776073
Nyx is even worse than Anonfilly tho.

>>30776226
no

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pomf
would floor indulge in her weebness and call anon her oniichan?

>>30776063 >>30776406

Damn that's a cute.

Could somebody please post the pastebin links? I can't find anything, and desuarchive doesn't let me search with words.

>>30776905
Stories
HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej
[NEETPone] Floor Bored needs BitBits: https://pastebin.com/dg7Mk1Vb
[NEETPone] Floor Bored's everyday life: https://pastebin.com/6XBdEye2
[NEETPone] Masturbation is magic!: https://pastebin.com/gWPjV1Nh
[NEETPone] Anon finds Floor (short): https://pastebin.com/wsA8tz6L
Games with Floor: https://pastebin.com/wsA8tz6L

>>30776950
bottom two are the same links

>>30777020
shit, my bad
Games with Floor: https://pastebin.com/qa1D1dNC

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Would you watch the eclipse with her?

>>30776063
Floor is so cutee in this drawing. Your human anatomy could use some work. nothing too bad, the upper arm is a tad too long in comparison with the forearm. Neck seems to connect to the chin and anon's hair has too much volume. sorta gives the appearance that he has a big head. other than that, keep up the good deeds
>>30776406
>Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

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>>30777079

thanks! i said that it was rushed bit now that I look at it, i can see where you're coming from.

anyone have the green about anon catching floor doing the deed? in response to (pic related)

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all these floors never posted
por que

>>30776406
I am by no means a weeb, but I would be so ok with that.
>muh dick

>>30775919
i like you're style, keep posting.

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>>30777069

why watch an eclipse when you can watch her favorite chinese cartoons with her all night?

>>30778329
>11
PFT
i want to stay up with her till the sun comes up

>>30777154
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30747927/#30772685
https://pastebin.com/iH5z9Qpf Binned now.

>>30775260
>>30775338
Heard that it may have had to do with the OP being a shitposter in an unrelated thread, and all their posts got nuked. Here's the current list of stories so far. If there's any that were missed, let me know.


Stories
HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej
[NEETPone] Floor Bored needs BitBits: https://pastebin.com/dg7Mk1Vb
[NEETPone] Floor Bored's everyday life: https://pastebin.com/6XBdEye2
[NEETPone] Masturbation is magic!: https://pastebin.com/gWPjV1Nh
[NEETPone] Anon finds Floor (short): https://pastebin.com/wsA8tz6L
Games with Floor: https://pastebin.com/qa1D1dNC
[NEETPone] Floor caught: https://pastebin.com/iH5z9Qpf

https://imgur.com/a/fyTZO

we ever gonna get a Floor Bored scat green? I mean, we've already established a piss fetish here, let's go the whole 9 yards.

>>30778829
I'm the guy who started the piss stuff and wrote most of it. I was comfortable writing it because I had a girl like that irl. Never done scat, and really not into the idea. So if it happens it won't be me writing it.

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>>30778829
Neetpone to anxious in public, never learned to scat despite her love for it.

>>30778829
no, we dont need to pile all these damn hardcore fetishes into the thread. we're pretty much already dead as it is, adding all this degenerate shit literally is just going to kill it even faster.

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>>30778035
Thanks my, here you go

>>30778969
Thanks m8*

>>30778887
Heh, might actually make a good bait and switch green.
Anon gets Floor to follow her dream of doing scat music, and she finally gets cutie mark.

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>>30778969
loved the way you drew Floor's face on this. Got a chuckle outta it

>>30779260
gotta stop namefagging when I'm not posting green.. oh well

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>>30778585
Not that I don't like Floor Bored but has anyone done any Moondancer greens?

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>>30778566

this guy here is truly a hero among heroes

>>30779288
I'm tinkering with one and I am undecided if it could be Moonie or Floor.

Which of the two is more likely to try and hang herself in the forest?

>>30778805
Hay, not bad. You've got like, a lot of potential, my dude. You could be famous one day, kid.

>>30779423
Moondancer.
Floor Bored soesn't like to leave the house. Moondancer is at least used to he idea of leaving her home to go to the library.
Still kind of weird for someone committing suicide to go that far out of their way to do it.
Are they going to a spot in the woods that holds emotional significance to them? Like, they want to end it where they last felt truly happy or maybe the woods is where something happened that they feel is where their life went off the rails.

>>30779468
i could have made that pic perfect, but holy shit all the precision erasing is a damn pain. i just settled for trying to polish up what was broken
b-but thanks, and any requests?

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Wipe this meme from the face of the earth

>>30779786
Ok, I've given it a a lot of thought, but I think I know what I want. Belly rubs. But not just regular belly rubs. The kind of belly rubs between lovers. Belly rubs like you just did the deed. Belly rubs like you are sitting in the afterglow, and she is lost in the heavenly sensation of having been bred, of having your love inside of her, and having you gently lavishing her body in attention even afterwards. Belly rubs like here, one day, in this sacred spot, in this beautiful tummy, hopefully soon, will reside our children. Belly rubs like she is your goddess, and you cannot help but worship her and her fertility as the miracle of life that she is.

Or just regular belly rubs, I guess. Whatever. You might rustle a few jimmies if you draw some piss. If you view the pursuit of such a thing as worth while then you might consider it. Maybe Floor taking a bath. That would be cute.

>>30779787
You are an actual Frenchman, aren't you?

>>30779905
>You might rustle a few jimmies if you draw some piss.
wasnt planning on it anyways

>>30779923
Not the kinda guy to start shit for the fun of it ehh?

>>30780180
i dont see how drawing a fetish im no fan of is fun, but to each their own, i guess

>>30779482
Japan had (still has?) a thing where depressed losers to go to this specific forest to off themselves, caused by a work of fiction.

I was thinking a NEETpone at the edge might consider something similar.

+1 for comfy belly rubs

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So far it doesn't look like you have writefag so i was wondering if you guys would want me too.

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>>30780743
That would be awesome. Maybe a little NEETdancer, if you are taking requests?

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>>30779905
im not happy with it, but i did it

>>30781041
gave me a giggle

>>30781041
kek
im just imagining all the different scenarios you'd see with this

>floor lying on the bed with a bag over her head
"hey, is pizza okay tonight?"
>it slowly moves up and down
"alright, cool."

>walk into living room to see her emptying the rest of a dram bottle into her mouth
"floor those are chewable vitamins-"
>"NO YOU!"

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>>30781041
Completely forgot about her tail.

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>>30781028
God that's cute.

>>30781028
Such a sweet lil' pone.

>>30781122
>Falling asleep this way, Floor awakens to find the back pain that has plagued her for more than half of life and prevented her from pursuing anything outside of NEEThood is gone.
>She has to fake being injured because it's too late to turn her life around now and she can't live without disability pay.

Why do people keep calling Moondancer a NEET? She studies hard every day.

>>30781703
She isnt enrolled in a course. being self taught isnt for shit these days.

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got a fellow anon that does nsfw shtuff to make some good ol floor antics

https://m.imgur.com/ZkGKzs8

just for you anons

>>30781768
Tonigh has been a good night for NEETpone

R.I.P old thread
don't forget the flavortext so people know what it's about.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30747927/

>>30778805
unf

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repostin from previous thread.

>>30782499
;~;

>>30782499
Who is the friend she refers to? Makes me think of Starlight for some reason.

>>30782686
I assume Fluttershy. Who else would hang out with Floor?

>>30782689
Fluttershy is a Cloudsdale poner, though. Floor can't live in the clouds.

>>30782692
True, but I think she lived in Ponyville for the longest time...
Besides, when did Starlight save the world with Twilight? Season 6 finale doesn't count, since bookhorse didn't really help.

>>30782686
Can't be Flutters or Rainbow b/c they're from Cloudsdale.
Can't be Twilight cuz she says they're saving Equestria with her.
Can't be Applejack because she's lived in Ponyville all her life.
Rarity we can assume has lived in Ponyville.

Its gotta be the Pinks. She's the one who would be friends with anypony. And we know she moved when she was young.

>>30782737
I was just thinking Pinks, but it could also be Twilight herself- Floor is so shut-in she might not know that her former friend IS the new princess.

>>30782737
nigga it's Fluttershy. It makes the most sense. Pinkie lived on the rock farm for most of her childhood.

>>30782499
>>30782692
>>30782723
>>30782737
>she moved away
We are assuming this was the truth.
No pony would be so cruel as to tell Floor that they're moving away to avoid them and then continue living in Ponyville, right?
Right?

>>30779482
There's a story where Moondancer contemplates suicide by going out and eating a poisonous flower in the wilderness.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/286335/weight-of-a-wasted-year

It's pretty feelsy. It has a happy ending, though.

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would floor just give up reality and
spend her days in cyberspace?

would she meet an anon there and change her mind?

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>>30783885
>anon helps make the game and adds human models
>floor finds him, using the model of a qt mare
>with the cover or virtual reality, they hit it off
>shakily agrees that they can meet after a few weeks
>hfw anon's model is actually what he looks like

>>30783885
>you will never wake her up by fingering her to an orgasm

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>>30783936

prompts for some writefagginf anyone ?

>>30783936
It should take months to convince her to meet him, because she knows she's nothing like the cute pony from the game, and doesn't want to lose a good online friend.

>Actually tries to get prettied up before meet.
>Way too much makeup.
>She thinks people are laughing at her like >They always have.
>It's really because she now looks like a clown.
>Meet.
>Anon fails to suppress snicker.
>Floor, devastated runs away.
>Anon on the chase, and ketches her after exhaustion.
>Takes a handkerchief out and wipes away her now horribly running makeup.
>"I'm sorry floor, but you just have way too much makeup on."
>Finishes cleaning.
>"There. You look MUCH better without it, also your black hair is much nicer than the pink you use ingame."

>>30784147
i could imagine itd probably be more on anon's end
saying something simple like,
>"we should meet sometime, you're in the ponyville apartments, right?"
"y-yeah"
>then she realizes what she just said
>and she just agreed to meeting a colt
>the only friend she's had in a very, very long time
>IRL
>cue panic and quick log out
>meanwhile, anon takes it as she wants to meet already, and gets ready for the trip

>>30775260
no link to the previous thread?

>>30784106
Anon and Floor sharing a piss bottle.

>>30784217
nigga
several other people have already posted it in the thread

>>30784217
This is why >>30775820

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>>30782499
>sliver deck
>sliver
I want to fuck this mare so hard and love her in every way possible just for this

>>30776406
Only by accident without realizing it at first, then being horrified at her fuckup, then doing it all the time when Anon reveals his power level.

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>>30784147
>>30784176

somebody bring this into fruition,
i think we could use some good green in here

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>>30784588

i can imagine her calling him a baka and it only further increases his urge to call her an tsun imouto then thus activating dong

maybe bondage? mild perhaps nothing to big

>>30782686
>>30782737
>>30783305
>>30782692
>>30782723
It was meant to be Fluttershy because according to my wildly autistic headcanon regarding the mane 6 and a few other characters choice in MTG decks Flutters would be the sliver player of the group. Didn't put any more thought into that beyond that.

>>30784746
I just can't see anyone other than Twilight playing a deck that kind of micromanagement, like Slivers have one of the only three cards in the game with shadow for instance so you can do all sorts of junk with that if you know what you're doing.

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>>30784746

Also, we need a Floor Bored version of the "ok" pic.

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>>30784821
You got it.

>>30784807
I don't know, I always figured Twilight to play more spell based decks like control or combo (I actually consider Trixie to be more the combo player because she would like to win in the flashiest way possible). To me slivers seem more up Fluttershy's alley, being creatures that rely on one another to help each other accomplish a mutual goal.

>>30785099
If I'm gonna be completely honest I think shy would play Squirrel tokens but you're reasoning for slivers is sound.

>>30785099
i love you

So who's the guy that did up the OP pic in the last thread? Cause he needs to do this one too. >>30781028

The OP pic from the #7.0 or #6?

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what do you guys think of this for an OP pic?

>>30786424
Too Japanese; she's a nymph, not a weeb, desu.

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>>30780792
Sorry about not posting any green but I wanted to stockpile a lot before i posted it here.
Here is the pastebin
https://pastebin.com/3EM8ZUeX
And if you want me to change it up in any way just reply to this post.

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>>30786424
looks really nice my guy

>>30784622
>call her an tsun imouto
But what if Floor is actually older than Anon?

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>>30786791
>But what if Floor is actually older than Anon?

>>30778910
This, basically. Neetpone is pure in her lustful degeneracy. Nothing gross.

>>30779482
It's so your corpse doesn't get found and ruin someone's day/life.

>>30786791
>>30786874
>Come home one day, decide to joke a little since you're in a good mood.
Onee-chan~, tadaima!

>Heavy NEET breathing

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Would Hardcover and paperback possibly count as NEETs?

Awkward, twincestuous NEETs?

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>>30786504
Nevermind what one internet loser thinks, man. Just do your best and post

>>30787072
Only if I get to make both of them my girlfriends.

>>30787072
I always did kinda get that impression, desu. From like the three pics of them I have ever seen in my entire life...

>Hardcover and Paperback are both NEETs
>never could get out of the house
>never could meet other ponies
>one awkward, beta thing leads to another
>fucking like animals
>living Floor's Onii-chan fantasy
>the three meet online

I mean, that is pretty hot desu senpai. I'll think about it. It is pretty much rigjt up my fetish, but I don't know how I'd integrate it into NEETpone. Or at least into Anon and Floor's story.

>>30787113
They become Anon's concubines. Even the male. Especially the male. Traps ahoy. No homo, of course. Just some good old fashioned man on trap heterosexual sex.

>>30787166
fund it

>>30786964
>Heavy NEET breathing
>Fallowed by dirty NEET sex.

>>30787166
I can live with this.
>Paperback is put in his place
>to serve Anon's cock and be bred by him alone
>the only release he gets is from Anon's throbbing cock up his ass
>he can only cum with Anon inside him
>Paperback always ends up spilling his seed on the ground
>he isn't allowed to penetrate the gals
>only good for eating them out when they need it

>>30787166
>>30787220
I think of the scenario a bit differently.
>Paperback's first anal experience with anon gets his prostate stimulated
>cums hand/hoof-free
>gets excited to get fucked in the ass
>turns into aggressive bottom over time
>rides anon's dick while topping
>after he cums, lets anon have his way with him
"You good little buddy?"
>"Y-yeah. Go ahead and plow my ponut 'til you're satisified."
>anon asks if Paperback could do some crossdressing
>does it without question
>makeup and skirtboners while still riding anon
>even pushes away or distracts the mares to ride anon
Floor Bored and Hardcover would still sexual anon, but Paperback needs his fix.

>>30787072

>You are Anon
>...unfortunately.
>Equestria did not take kindly to humans.
>And fate did not take kindly to you in particular.
>You were placed in the pony welfare system when the horses found out you didn't have a cutiemark.
>They placed you in a twin bedroom apartment with a shy little NEET pone named Floor Bored.
>She was alright, all things considered.
>Hardly ever bathed, constantly masturbated, and never cleaned up after herself, but really, she was the least of your problems.

>Your home was in the projects.
>Crappy little apartments built and maintained by the Equestrian state in order to house ponies who could not provide for themselves.
>The place actually wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the peopl-- ponies living in it.
>And the paper-thin walls.
>...Fucking Paper.

>>30787347

>thump
>thump
>thump
>bu-dump
>dump
>bump
>thump

>They're at it again, the little shits.
>thump
>thump
>God fucking damn it.
>thump
>bump

>Three months you've been here, and three months you've had to deal with this obnoxious shit.
>You tried to ask Floor how she dealt with it once, but she just ran away from you the moment you tried to talk to her.
>Fuckin' crazy bitch.
>She didn't have nothin' on your neighbor though...

>Hardcover.
>Hardcover was fucking crazy.
>You'd never even met her before, but you didn't have to in order to know the bitch was wack.
>Every night, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, you had to deal with this.
>This fucking abomination.
>This fucking fucked up bullshit.

>>30787352

>The rhythmic pounding against your wall picks up in pace, and you can hear Hardcover's moans increase in frequency and intensity.
>Here we go.
”Hah~ P-paperback... Uhn~”
>Fucking bitch.
“F-fuck me~”
>You can hear Paperback grunting now as the pounding against your bedroom wall gets even faster.
>Fucking A.
>”S-sis... Fuck!”
“Brother! Cum inside! Ahh~”
>”Ahh~!”

>Both of them cry out in unison as Paperback empties himself into his sister's waiting cunt, the two of them groaning together, ecstasy overtaking them as they become one.
>You too.
>Silence falls over your apartment; the two siblings obviously laying on top of each other now, panting in exhaustion.
>Eventually you hear their mattress begin to creek again, as Paperback lifts himself up off of his sister.
>You time your own departure from bed in such a way that they two of them could not possibly hear you over the sound in their own room.
>Walking over to your dresser, you grab a tissue out of the box sitting on top and begin to clean yourself off.
>The shit you put up with...
>Hearing the two whisper sweet nothings to each other in the now quiet night, you can only think one thing:
>You hope she gets pregnant.

>>30787072
>Awkward,twincestuous NEETs
I like this idea
>>30787166
>>30787220
>>30787305
You three are doing it wrong
>>30787347
>>30787352
>>30787357
You are doing it very right

Here's the fimfic page
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored

>>30737043
>When you return to the living room, Anon already has the puzzle broken into four chunks and put away, saying how he didn't want to completely undo all the work they did.
>Soon after, the two of you are facing each other on the blanket, laying on your bellies with your eyes fixed on your papers.
>You tear an untouched page from the back of your sketchbook for him which he places on top of the puzzle box for a solid surface while you use the pad itself.
>At first, you don't know what to draw, and instead glance repeatedly at his work.
>"I pretty much suck at drawing people, I can never keep'em symmetrical, but landscapes are fun, and I can just play my mess-ups off as happy little accidents," he explains, planting pine trees around a lake and waterfall.
>"I used to watch this guy, Bob Ross, on the telly when I couldn't sleep, and landscapes were pretty much all he did. I remember thinking how amazing it was to actually see a picture come together, like, the transition from a bunch of blobs to an actual work of art. The guy's voice was real soothing too, so I'd be out like a light as soon as the episode was done."
>As he rambles on, you find yourself smiling and your hoof starts to move.
>He tells you about the place he's drawing, the memories of camping there with a friend and their family one time.
>He talks about how he tried to dive into the water from the branches of a tree, only for the branch to snap when he kicked off, leaving him with a broken wrist and a trip to the hospital.
>He continues with a fond smile about how his mother doted on him and how his father went and bought him a tub of his favorite ice cream.
>It was one of the happiest memories he had with his parents.
>"Well, It's no Van Gogh, but I think Bob Ross would be proud. What do you think, Floor?" he asks, lifting his sheet up for you to see.
>It's not great by any stretch, looking like something a foal would draw

>>30787413
>But one look at his hopeful smile has you beaming.
"It's great, Anon, you should be proud."
>"Aww, look at you, lying to spare my feelings. I know it's shit, but I am proud of it, thanks."
>He looks expectantly down at your book.
>"What about yours? I'm sure it's way better than my fridge art."
>You look down and your eyes widen in surprise.
>As he leans closer to get a look, you blush and flip the cover shut.
"It's, uh, it's nothing, just some stupid scribbles. You wouldn't want to see."
>"Of course I would, come on, Floor, I'm sure it's better than mine."
"N-no, really, it's dumb, I wasn't even paying attention when I drew them."
>"Please, I showed you mine, after all. I swear I won't make fun of it. I promise."
>Biting your lip, you flip the cover open some to look at your work, blush intensifying at the image scribbled at the bottom right corner of the page.
>Looking back up into those pleading green eyes, you sigh.
"Fine, just... don't laugh," you finally concede, trying to discreetly keep a hoof over the bottom image while flipping the sketchpad back open and swivel it around.
>Triumphant, the human looks over the paper and his smile begins to fade a little.
>Blush intensifying, you're about to start blurting out excuses before he begins to speak.
>"Wow, you really just drew these?" he asks in what you're sure is disgust. "That's amazing."
"Yeah, I know, it's weird and I'm so sor- wait, what?"
>"And kind of flattering," he continues, smile returning full force. "I mean, they're little cartoon versions of us. I don't think I've looked this cute since I was a baby."
>Looking back down at the paper, you try to see anything but creepy drawings of you and Anon.
>One doodle is of the two of you sitting down and sipping coffee together, steam from the cups forming little hearts.
>Another is set in the kitchen, a tall chef hat on his head and you in an apron.
>There's even one of you snuggled in his lap on the couch, eyes closed as he combs your mane.

>>30787413
>>30787422
SadAnon was a sad fimfic shill
Whose green was a bucket of swill
Though he had ample chance
His plot didn't advance
All he did was to kick this anthill

>>30787422
>All of it in a style you hadn't used since middle school.
"But it's so... foalish. D-don't you think it's stupid and that I should... grow up?"
>"What? This is great, who wouldn't love these?" he answers, truly confused. "I mean, they're adorable for one, and really well-done too. And you said you weren't even trying?"
"W-well, I usually draw in a more... mature style like what you see in comics. Ponies don't think that's as stupid."
>"Floor, I can tell you with one-hundred percent certainty that anyone who calls this stuff stupid, is probably an idiot themselves," he tells you in voice that brooks no argument.
>No matter how hard you try, you can see no deception in those kind eyes, only conviction, and you sniffle.
>Quickly breaking eye contact, you wipe away the tears before they can begin to roll down your cheeks.
>"Hey, I'm sorry, don't cry," he begins, reaching towards you, but you hold a hoof up.
"It's... it's okay, Anon, I'm not sad. It's just... Thank you... for saying that."
>You give him a watery smile, and he gives a small sigh of relief.
>"So... you draw other stuff in that?" he asks, gesturing towards your sketchbook. "Mind showing me some? I mean, if this is the kind of stuff you draw when your aren't trying, the other stuff must be amazing."
>Your face absolutely glows as you nod, shutting the book so you can start at the beginning.
>You show him the various drawing you've done of comic book heroes, explaining a little of who they were and their powers.
>He doesn't even make fun of the more shippy drawings surprisingly, but that doesn't stop you from peeking at each page before showing him so as not to reveal anything lewd.
>That'd be embarrassing, but nowhere near as bad as him seeing the doodle of you and him smooching, him holding you in his arms while you wrapped your front legs around his shoulders.
>You're glad you were able to keep that hidden, because you'd have died otherwise, and then you wouldn't be able to see Anon anymore.

>>30787427
kek

i didnt even realize its gonna be 3am now
well while im playin the vidya, any requests?

>>30787427
This a limerick? The last line seems a little off, but maybe I'm just tired.
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical

>>30787422
>>30787429
Top cute and super comfy
I'm glad you're back

>>30787429
desu the dialogue seems pretty forced
there's a shit ton of it from both sides, and you're pretty much just told what they're both feeling

>"I'm not sad."
i mean seriously.

>>30775459
Shit, that's a cute flo-bode.

>>30787539
Yes, this was intended as a limerick
Below is the purpose of my rhetoric
Though you may call it spite
SadAnon cannot write
He has less talent than Roland Emmerich

>>30787429
glad to see you're not dead.

>>30787599
Eh, I think SadAnon is okay. Not great, not horrible. Maybe like the newspaper comic of writing since reading their stuff is an enjoyable way to pass time, but doesn't really stick with you like a really good story would. You tend to forget about it after.

>>30787614
>You tend to forget about it after.
It's almost like you aren't obsessed with Floor Bored and your life doesn't revolve around pony.

>>30787645
Yeah, I thought that was normal?
But no, I just mean SadAnon, and frankly most, if not all greens tend to be like the potato chips of fanfiction for me. Tasty, but not filling no matter how much I consume.
The fic Background Pony with Lyra had me thinking about it for a while after I read it, and is more akin to a meal in this analogy as it took time to digest.
Way back when I was into Naruto, there was this timeloop fic that was really attention grabbing and kept me enthralled until the end. That was a good fic.
Lets see... I'm trying to think of other fanfics I've read that were really good. Though not done, there's a Avatar the Last Air Bender what-if fic called Bringing Out the Blue about if Aang never found out Zuko was the Blue Spirit. That's a good one I wish would continue.
Any you can think of? You know, ones that you finished and actually thought about for a while after?

>>30787685
Ahh yes. Background Pony. Never did make it all the way through. Never even read past like chapter 6 I think. I think... Was a long time ago. Anyway, I tend towards pony because it's cute and happy. But I suppose if I ever wanted to convince myself that suicide is the answer, I could always go back and read that fucking fic again.

Do you mean to ask if I ever read a fanfiction and then had to sit back to elaborate on in a somber, life-changing way? No. I mean, I remember a lot of them. The ponies, the emotions... sometimes I do have to sit and think about my reality. All these comfy greens, with happy couples and loving families. I forces me to realistically consider my own self and my prospects.

But as for actual pieces that force me to challenge my outlook just based on what I read off the page? I'm a fucking history major, and terribly interested in politics as well. A fucking fan fic about Naruto is not gonna 'really make me think', you fucking weeb. That's what current events and great minds of the past are for.

I-is this whole thing a shitpost?

>>30787746
I didn't mean a fic that pulled the rug out from under you or had you questioning your life, I just meant a story that you maybe thought about a while after, imagined your own continuations of or what-if scenarios, or that you went back and re-read parts of because you liked it that much.
As for Backgroud Pony, if you're prone to depression, maybe don't read that one since it's not a happy ending. Long story short, Lyra dies broken and alone.
The weeb thing is kind of embarrassing, but come on, a lot of kids were into anime and grew out of it later. And the fic was a good one from what I remember, though again, I was younger, so maybe re-reading it now would reveal a lot of flaws I missed the first time around.

And lastly, no, not a shitpost. I was just trying to be friendly.

>>30787763
That's what I mean, man. I think about that kind of shit all the time. What if that had happened to me? How would I have felt about it? But not only that, oh no; what would have realisticaly happened? How would pony react? What would they think? Those around them? I have this problem with just about everything pony I read. And not only that, but pictures and comics too. I don't think you understand just how far down the rabbit hole goes, friend. I am obsessed. I lie in bed thinking about it at night when I can't sleep. Pony is my drug, and I am addicted. Not to say that SA is the next Stephen King or anything.

>that Background Pony spoiler
Thanks for that...

>I was just trying to be friendly.
What? S-stop that.

>>30787803
Yeah, sorry for the spoiler, but theirs still plenty of journey before the destination. I'm just warning you as someone who is hardly ever effected deeply by fics, that that one will mess you up. It's just sad all around and it had me feeling hollow the whole day after.

As for being friendly, yes, I really should stop that. It's not proper 4chan etiquette, but I took the belt too often growing up to be easily broken of the habit.

>>30787839
No, it's not that. It's just that it was such a soul-crushing fic that I couldn't even read past the first few chapters. I didn't really need to know how it ended. I am a little less prone to thought though when I am truly depressed. Maybe it'll help me get to bed finally.

>>30787746
(different anon here)
I tell you one fic that really hit close to home, conveniently also contained floor bored...
"Trimming Shrubs, Cutting Rugs"
Was a slow start, not what I was expecting, and was never properly finished, but once I started reading I kept going anyway. And damn if that didn't give me some feels or leave me depressed for a while.

Other stories that I've loved and think about once in a while and/or would read again:
Hard Reset
Vinyl and Octavia: University Days
Clockwork (sadly unfinished)
Twilight's Midnight Violations (much lewd)
Fluttershys' week-long foot-long
The Serenade of Silver Belles
The Numbers Don't Lie
The Science of Magic
Faster
Mareholic
Sweetie Belle and the Tablet of Knowledge
Her Own Pony
"Trix of the Trade" by GADGET
And of course Background Pony, though sadly I never finished it because it got harder to follow along and then got spoiled for me, Fucking amazing concept but fuck sad ends. shortskirtsandexplosions writes some amazing shit, but I wish it wasn't always so fucking depressing.
There was another fic on pastebin with Trixie that was really fucking long, really comfy in some parts and annoyingly depressing in others, no idea what its called or who wrote it though, I just know it's pretty fucking long and anon saved Trixie from suicide.

>>30788015
Oh, "All We Got is Each Other" by JeffMango, I think?

>>30788015
>Trimming Shrubs, Cutting Rugs
riggyrag... why'd you leave?

>>30787357
nigga
could you have maybe tried >>30787305 's idea? s'alot better than what you wrote.

>>30787072
>twincestuous NEETs
unf

Where are these OCs I've never heard of before from and what's their background story?

>>30787357
unf

>>30787685
>Tasty, but not filling no matter how much I consume.
Meaning basically that you can never get enough of them
That's a good thing, really.

>>30788042
>traps are better than twincest
Want to know how I know you have shit taste?

>>30788103
incest in general is trash. worse than traps by far. traps are by no means good, just orders of magnitude better than incest. what are you, white trash rednecks?

>>30788182
Hetero incest by nature is better than traps.

>>30788189
t. inbred white trash redneck

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>>30786964

But the question is what kind of older sister would she be?
I'm not into the older sister subtype, but it would
make for a more assertive Floor.
Perhaps one day Anon comes home and she
tries to prepare a bath, dinner or... herself?

>>30787413

>One doodle is of the two of you sitting down
and sipping coffee together, steam from the
cups forming little hearts.
>Another is set in the kitchen, a tall chef hat on
his head and you in an apron.
>There's even one of you snuggled in his lap on
the couch, eyes closed as he combs your mane.
>the doodle of you and him smooching, him
holding you in his arms while you wrapped your
front legs around his shoulders.

>Heavy NEET breathing

Looks like what I'm drawing today.

>>30787422
Those are some really good drawing prompts as >>30788238 pointed out.
I'm gonna have to draw some of these out

>>30788209
Holy shit do you have bad taste.
>t. obnoxious cock-gobbling big city faggot
I mean shit, if we are gonna play that game. Don't you have a bull to prep you meek little homo?

>>30788850
nigga the only -cest that's good is selfcest. If you can't see that incest is inbred redneck trash, maybe you should do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>30788079
Gotta follow the right kind of artist.
HC and PB were just some thought in Nips' head, and there's still just like four or five pics of them but they are top lewd. Would love more.

For these two, all he's said is that they're librarians, twins, and often fuck in public places.

>>30788917
That's my fetish right there.

>>30788917
Sounds hot as fuck. I hope there will be greens of them someday. Sounds like something with great potential for the Incestuous Relationship threads.
We haven't had many non-humanized stories there.

>>30788917
das breddy cancerous.

>>30788968
It certainly causes a throbbing growth.

>>30789058
That it does.

>>30788866
>selfcest
You mean masturbation?

>>30789088
No, I mean selfcest. like ButterscotchxFluttershy.
If you don't know who Butterscotch is, he's r63'd Fluttershy.

>>30789106
I love butterscotch.
In both interpretations of the word.

>>30786498
pretty sure weeb would fit the bill perfectly m8

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tried my hand at digidrawing
besides using an old galaxy note
it's pretty good, cont.?

>>30789283
Pretty cute for being drawn on phone. I like your drawn sketches better. Try to take 'em in better lighting tho

Dumb story idea incoming.

>Floor bored is just doing her usual thing, being a Neet.
>She gets a knock on the door and when she goes open it, shy finds a ten year old changeling.
>However the changeling is retarded, as in glue eating retard.
>Pretty much she now has to face the greatest challenge a NEET can ever face, children.
>Also Anon is roped into it by floor bored.

>>30790102
I am an idiot.

>>30789577
>>30789577

>>30788866
>>30788189
>>30788182
>>30788103
>not enjoying both
You're both retarded. And that's coming from the guy who jotted down >>30787305

>>30790102
>>30790110
I already saw it. Keep writing.

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>>30789322

thanks i always feel a disconnect personally when
drawing digital also it takes longer
lighting is always an issue, I only have a desk lamp
and my camera isn't that great by any means

>>30788595

looking forward to your brilliant drawings fellow drawfag

>>30790310
That's cute as fuck.

i honestly don't know why people don't like sadanons green
its good you fucks

ACTUAL SPOILER (for shitty green)
Floor had a pretty fucked up, tragic early life.

I'm gonna write Anon as just a generic pone in this one too, instead of a generic human. Because why not? AiE is overplayed anyway.

"Floor?"
>Nothing. You give her door a few more knocks.
“Floor Bored? I know you're in there.”
>You can hear movement now; the little pony shuffling around inside her den.
“Please. I just want to talk. I'm really concerned about you Floor. Just let me–“
>You can hear the lock turn over and then see the handle turn. The door swings open ever so slightly to reveal a haggard looking little face, staring out at you from the dark.
>Floor sounds tired. Exhausted really. Like she's spent all her energy just getting out of bed for the day. But she always sounds like that...
>“What do you want?”
“Can I come inside, Floor?”
>The little pony looks you up and down for a moment, as if trying to discern your intentions. Not like you hadn't been standing outside her door for the last 5 minutes telling her exactly what they were, but whatever.
>Finally she pulls the door open a little more and steps to the side to let you in.

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>>30790576

>Be Floor Bored.
>Your new roomie is bugging you again.
>You wish he would just leave you the fuck alone.
>You knew it wasn't going to last when PWS relocated your last one to a new apartment, but Celestia dammit you wished it would.
>At least he was pretty good for a while while.
>He gave you plenty of space when he first moved in. You made it pretty clear to him that you weren't interested, and thankfully he took the hint. Seems it wasn't destined to last, however.
>He'd really been getting on your case lately. Trying to get you to hang out with him in the evenings, play video games together, and even share meals and such.
>Sure, he was probably just concerned about your well-being, but you didn't want his fucking concern. He wouldn't ever be able to understand anyway. All you wanted-- all you ever wanted-- was to be left alone.
>As if that was ever going to happen.

>Falling out of bed, you make your way over to the door. Clearly he's not gonna go away until you see what he wants. Annoying bastard.
>You undo the lock and turn the handle, opening the door just enough to look out at the pony standing in front of it.
“What do you want?”
>Anon looks back at you as a slight frown overtakes his face. That was typical of him whenever he got you to talk. It always bugged the shit out of you.
>”Can I come inside, Floor?”
>Carlos.png
>But the pony just stands there, waiting for an answer. You could tell by the way he said it that he wasn't just trying to be cute or anything. There was a real concern there. And looking him over, you could see on his face that same sincere look that dad always used to give you when he knew that something was wrong.
>Ahh, buck.
>You pull the door open and step aside to let him in.

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>>30790583

>Walking into Floor Bored's room, you take a moment to look around the place. It isn't very easy to see, the lights are off and the only window is covered by a thick curtain that blocks out most of Celestia's sun, but all around you is evidence of a sad, slovenly lifestyle.
>Trash is strewn about on the floor, varies items and possessions sitting in the midst of it all. There's even a few dirty clothes here and there. It's a mess.
>Floor's bed takes up almost all of the room too. It's obviously way to big for this little space.
>Floor closes the door, giving herself a bit more room to stand in the tiny apartment, and turns around to address you.
>“So what do you want?”
>Right. You weren't here to gawk at her living conditions. You came here on a mission.
“I want-- No, we need to talk Floor.”
>The little mares roles her eyes, but she stands fast, waiting for you to continue.
“You're always cooped up in here. I've tried to give you your space, but you're always so distant. Even when I offer to buy us a pizza or something, I can never get you to come out and spend some time with me; with another pony I mean. It isn't healthy.”
>You shift on your hooves a little. This whole thing was going to be just as awkward and uncomfortable as you had imagined it would be.
“And I've heard the way you talk lately. It isn't so much what you say-- it's how you say it. You sound so tired, Floor. You sound so empty inside. And frankly... i-it scares me Floor.”

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>>30790310
hhhhngggg

>>30790590

>Normally you would have snapped and driven them out by now, but your new roommate had just come inside and bared his heart to you. He'd hit the nail on the head, too.
>Maybe you could talk about this. It might do you some good. And maybe if he knew what you had gone through, he wouldn't be so insistent on making you do things.
>He was only concerned after all. You could tell him the truth. He really should know.
>You walk past Anon and set yourself down on top of your bed, patting the mattress next to you, inviting him to sit down.
>He shifts around uncomfortably, his right front hoof finding it's way over to his left, resting on top of it shyly.
>”Uhm, no thanks. I'll stand.”
>Suit yourself, colt. You sit up on your haunches, freeing up your front legs to do some gesturing. You point to the question mark on his flank.
“You see that?”
>He follows your hoof to his rear before looking back up to you with a slightly confused look.
>”My cutiemark?”
“That's right.”
>”Well what about it?”
>You stand up on top of your bed and turn to your side. Your flank sits at just about face height in front of Anon so that he can get a good look at it. You ask him another question.
“And what's this?”
>He's getting nervous again. You can see it his stance, and it's painfully obvious in his tone of voice. >”S-so you're a blank flank, it's not a big deal. Lots of ponies ha--”
“Wrong.”
>You cut him off mid-sentence. He winces a little bit at the interruption, but you don't let it faze you.
“It's not a 'blank flank'. It's a scar.”

>>30790310
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa so fucking cute!

>>30790597

>You turn around to face him again, and lay back down on your bed, doing your best to settle in and get comfortable.
“I was 9 when my mom died. I won't ever forget it. Dad held me in his hooves, and we cried with each other all day. I had to sleep in his bed with him that night. I couldn't be alone.”
>Memories come flooding back to you as you close your eyes, a quiet rustling indicating that Anon is still there, moving in place. When you open them again, you see the green stallion in front of you staring at a spot on the floor.
“We were never very well-off, and when mom died we couldn't afford our house anymore. We had to sell off the home, along with all of our stuff. Just to afford a one bedroom apartment.”

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>Be Anon, uncomfortably standing in Floor Bored's room as she lays in front of you on the bed. She just dropped some heavy shit on you, seemingly out of the blue. Her mom dies when she's a little foal, and she's forced to live in a tiny little apartment with her dad. What are you supposed to say to that?
>You've never had to deal with anything near that kind of tragedy. How do you even react?
>Floor breaks you out of your thoughts as she continues with her story.
>”We still shared the same bed. It's all we could manage to hold on to from our old lives. But at the end of the day, all we really had was each other, and neither of us was willing to let that go.”
>Poor thing. You're feeling pretty down right about now.
>”I was my dad's entire world from that day on. And he was mine, too.”
>Looking at your roommate, you can see a small smile flash itself across her features ever so briefly before melting back into the sea of sadness.
>”We grew closer and closer together. How could we not? And one day...”
>Oh Celestia. This is only gonna get worse isn't it? Or course it is! What were you thinking?
>”One day we went from sleeping in the same bed together, to sleeping together in the same bed.”
>Wait... what?

>>30790606

>”The two of us were completely lost except for each other. We always slept together in that bed, and as we came to love each other more and more, and I began to grow into a young mare... I suppose it was inevitable.”
>Anon.exe has stopped responding.
>”I still remember that first time we had together... right there on top of that same bed we had shared since we moved out all those years ago. That same bed he and mom had shared with each other when I was conceived, and all the way up until she passed.”
>Restarting.
>”He was always so gentle... so loving. He always made sure that I was happy. And once he was satisfied that I had been taken care of... He would make love to me, and finish inside.”
>Online. You can't believe your ears. Looking at Floor, you can see her gently patting the mattress with a hoof, staring at it dreamily.
>The mattress! Good thing you didn't sit down! That thing's gotta be like 25-30 years old by now, too. Oh Celestia, gross!
>”His scent, his taste. The way he held me in his hooves. A-and when he was inside of me, his cock throbbing with his heartbeat, filling that empty space inside of me... When he would pump me full of his love... I've never been so happy as I was with him. I've never had another stallion in my life, and I never will. ”
>Floor looks up at you again, catching your attention. The scent of her arousal is thick in the air.
>”For a while there, life was beautiful. But things... it couldn't be.”

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>>30790619

“I was going to make him dinner that night, just like mom used to. I knew she'd have been proud of me...
>You trail off there. You need a second to keep your composure.
“I waited for him to come home so that we could eat together. And I kept waiting when he was late. And I kept waiting.”
>Tears start to gather at the corners of your eyes, and you have to wipe them away before the begin to fall down your cheeks.
“The guard showed up with a member of PWS to tell me what happened. He-- *sniff * he was gone, and they were gonna have to take me away. He was all I had left, and now he was gone!”
>You break down as loud sobs wrack your body. You could never think about that night without losing it. That was the end of the best time in your life. And what little remained after was horrid and painful.
>You can hear some noise in front of you, and looking up you see Anon has finally decided to move from his spot glued to the floor. You hold out a hoof and try to choke out a few words at him through all the tears.
“N-no, stop. *sob* I don't-- ...Just don't--”
>Mercifully, the stallion halts his advance, leaving you to yourself. Eventually you calm down enough to regain control of your emotions.
>You wipe your vision clean and look back up at the stallion in front of you. His face is contorted into a sad frown, and his eyes are brimming with tears yet to overflow.

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>>30790631

>Floor Bored looks up at you again from behind her hooves. Her eyes are bloodshot red, and her cheeks streaked with still-wet tears. You're on the verge of crying yourself. This whole thing is bucked, but Celestia Dammit. She sniffles a couple more times and sits up before continuing with her story.
>”I was only 13 at the time, so they were going to have to place me in a home until I was an adult. They took me away from my home again. I was only able to keep the bed because the social worker took pity on me.”
>Floor wipes her eyes again, and then her nose, trying to clean some of the snot away. ...And into her fur. Nasty.
>”When they took me in to do their routine checkup before dumping me in some orphanage to be forgotten, they discovered that I was pregnant. I was so happy when they told me. I knew there was only one pony who could have been the father. For a brief moment, I felt like maybe things would go on. I had lost almost everything, but I was carrying a part of my dad that would always be there with me. Maybe it would be ok.”
>Floor places a hoof on her belly, gently rubbing it back and forth, looking down at it with the expression in her eyes of one who has lost the ability to feel, and has no more tears to cry.
>”They wouldn't let me keep it.”
>Floor's voice is slow and flat now.
>”They said it wasn't safe for a filly my age to have a foal. They took her away from me.”

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>>30790636

“I have never felt so empty in my life as I did that day. I was sick for weeks after. When they cut her out of me, they took away the last little piece of happiness that I had left.”
>You look away from your empty belly and back up to the pony in front of you.
“They cut out my soul that day, and left me an empty husk. I dropped out of school, lost all my friends, stopped caring about the future or some stupid cutiemark. I lost the will to live.”
>Finally Anon has to say something. He can't stay silent anymore, and he moves to approach you again as he speaks.
>”Floor, I'm sorry, I-- I don't know what to say. I don't know what I can do.”
>You stare at him blankly and state, in a cool, flat voice, as matter-of-factly as you can:
“There's nothing you can do, Anon.”

>He stops in his tracks. He looks at you with those eyes of his, and you can see in them an immense pain, and understanding.
“I'm dead inside. I'd have killed myself a long time ago, but then I think about what my mom would think about that, and then I think about my dad, and how he and our daughter would feel.”
>You hop up off the bed and walk past Anon to the door. Turning the handle, you look back at him as you pull it open.
“So please, Anon. I know you mean well. But leave me be.”
>Nodding his head at you, the stallion slowly makes his way out of your room. Stopping just before the door, he turns to you one more time.
>”Floor... I'm so sorry.”
>His voice is quiet and meager. Barely audible, in fact.
>You give him a little smile. A genuine smile.
“It's alright. You're a good pony Anon.”
>You give him a soft little peck on the cheek, followed by a swift smack to the rear.
“Now git!”
>Anon jumps in surprise and lands on the other side of the doorway.
>*SLAM*

>>30790643

>Now finally left in peace, you walk over to you closet and slide the door open.
>Inside, on top of a cheap plastic shelf, sit three papercraft sculptures.
>Each one is folded and glued to look like a different vase.
>They all have unique designs painted on them, different little themes that you thought fit each pony in your life. China and freshly baked foods for your mother. Expertly crafted furniture and fine Canterlot wines for your father. And on the last one-- the smallest one-- the one you spent the most time and effort on: beautiful flowers and colorful rainbows, and hearts of all sizes and colors.
>You could not have hoped to be able to afford to have your family cremated, much less buried, but you promised yourself that you would do something to remember them by.
>It isn't much, and you aren't a world-class artist or anything, but you hope that maybe, in some small way, they would be proud of you, and happy that you chose to honor them.

See? You bastards start talking about incest and depressing stories like Background Pony, and look what you made me do.

>>30790653
There is nothing that cannot be solved with NEETs and incest.
Or something.

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>>30790653
>tfw not sure if disgusted, sad or aroused
Writing is nice, content is unknown_feel.png

>>30790576
thanks for letting me know that it's not something i would be interested in ahead of time

>>30778878
Link? Asking for a friend.

>>30790653
you shouldn't have given them this anon
i feel weird now because of you

>>30790891
This

Also weekly reminder that SadAnonymous is and will always be a faggot.

>>30791745
like really though why

>>30791745
Let go of your anger. We're worried about your wellbeing and safety, anon

>>30791745
Didn't have it in you for daily anymore? I think you've let them impact you too much. I'm of the mind that it's better to ignore someone you don't like instead of getting them the satisfaction of dictating any of your actions.
I've known people who have avoided places like parties just because an ex is there, and I'm like, don't let them control where you can and can't go, dude, just go, have fun, and don't even look at them.

>>30791745
Calm yourself, and remove the hate from your heart
Everything will be alright, anon

>>30790653
I just realized; your idea of ponies not having a cutiemark because of completely losing all hope isn't a terrible idea. Of course, it'd be incredibly rare. But it's still interesting.

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>>30793967

Floor having the audacity to change her appearance to sate Anons fetish?
Or would she be secretly near sighted from all the late night shitposting.

Either way I think she looks cute although thick rim glasses aren't her cup of tea.

>>30787429
>You are Anonymous, and you are looking forward to the day's events.
>The checks have come, and that means you'll finally have something to do with all your spare time.
>It's not that hanging out with Floor hasn't been great, but only so much time can be spent on drawing and idle chatter before it starts to grow stale.
>The library trip will inject some much needed variety into your daily routine.
>Plus Floor is going to get to see her grandmother, something you know she is both anxious and exited about.
"Hey, Floor, you ready? The bus across town leaves in ten minutes and we still need to reach the stop."
>"Yeah, I'm almost dressed," she calls back through the door.
>Satisfied, you walk over to the exit and put your shoes on.
>Like any reasonable adult, you tied them just tight enough a months ago and have simply been slipping your feet in ever since.
>Just in time for Floor to come out of her room sporting a familiar hoodie.
"You changed?"
>"Um, yeah, GramGram got me this sweater, so I want to wear it when I see her."
>It sends a small shiver up your spine, seeing her in the same sweater she almost died in, and you wonder if it makes her uncomfortable as well.
>She's clearly nervous, fidgeting in place with her eyes darting up periodically from the floor, but that could just be from her fear of leaving the apartment so early in the day.
>It's only one in the afternoon, and there will be more ponies out than she's used to.
>With an internal shrug, you try to ignore the unease.
>If Floor Bored isn't bothered by the attire, than you could deal with it.
"You sure you don't want to wait for a later bus?" you offer. "Visiting isn't over 'till six, and we'd at least have less ponies to deal with on the way back."
>She bites her lower lip, before sighing a few seconds later.
>"No, I've kept GramGram waiting long enough as it is. I shouldn't put it off any longer."
>She looks to you for a moment, cheeks turning pink before breaking eye contact again.

>>30794185
SadAnon came again crawling back
From his earlier view he did backtrack
He claims "It's simply not true!
That I said I'm better than you!"
But let's face it he's still full of crap

>>30794231
Eat a shit nigger fuck, his green is comfy.

>>30794231
So petty, It's almost comical how much effort you put into defacing someone else who's trying to make content instead of, you know, actually making some greens or being productive yourself.
How about we do this, if you want to write a stupid-ass limerick every time they post a green, why don't you precede it with a green of your own first? At least that way you'll be useful instead of wasting bumps.

>>30794185
>"And if we waited until later, we wouldn't have as much time to do other stuff."
>That's true, you suppose, with the library closing earlier that night than the other days of the week.
>"Well, if that's what you want, we better hurry," you say, opening the door and gesturing her through.
>Once she's out, you lock up and the two of you move quickly down the stairs and to the bus stop.
>Luckily, though they aren't necessarily afraid, ponies are still weary of a tall, strange creature power walking down the sidewalk and so parted around you, making an easy path for both you and Floor, who stayed close on your heel.
>Once on the bus, Floor chose the far back corner and the two of you remain silent for the long trip across town.
>You'd start a conversation, but with how Floor has the hood of her faded brown sweater up and the drawstrings pulled to close it tight until only her muzzle shows, you figure she wouldn't appreciate the effort.
>Instead, you face forward and try not to squash the mare as the driver hits every speed bump in the city, sending you a good few inches into the air each time.
>At one point, the little mare ends up in your lap, but quickly climbs off with an apology.
>By the time you finally reach your stop, both of you are a little wobbly getting off.
>After that, it's a three blocks of walking before you're standing outside of the nursing home.
"You ready? you ask, looking down at your roomie who in turn is staring up at the building.
>"... Do you think... GramGram will be happy to see me?" she whispers.
"Of course, why wouldn't she?"
>"What if she's mad at me. I haven't visited in... a long time. Or even written. She sends me a card every Hearth's Warming and on my birthday, and I can't even take the time to send her one back."
>Her voice begins to quiver as she goes on, and you quickly drop to one knee.
"Hey, hey, calm down. Listen, if your grandma loves you even half as much as I bet she does, none of that will matter at all to her."

>>30794231
You are a genderless bore.
You're ghoulish, grotesque and a snore.
You're a putrefied rat,
A malodorous prat,
And an obstinate, meaningless chore.

Or, more simply put, go away, faggot.

>>30794295
>>30794331
>>30794381
The fact that you're all so consistently mad
Is something that makes me exceptionally glad
I have no intention to swiftly vamoose
So long as you feed me these delicious (you)s
And if you don't like it? That's simply too bad

>>30781109
>chewable vitamins
Iron overdose

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>>30794362
I appreciate u

>>30794442
At least do NEET related limericks. They're suppose to be dirty anyway, and who's dirtier than Floor Bored.

Also here, a classic limerick so as not completely waste a bump

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping jizz from his chin
"If my ear were a pussy, I'd fuck it."

>>30794469
Vitamin overdose is real, if slow way to kill yourself. Adam Ruins Everything does an episode that talks some about it.

>>30794362
Loving this green
Keep up the great work

>>30794475
>At least do NEET related limericks.
The story of the pony Floor Bored
Small spoiler: she never once scored
She said "well, it's no use!"
And then fashioned a noose
Her corpse was found by the landlord

So if one were to try and find a NEET gf, how would one go about it?

Seems like advertising for a timid, social phobic qt on craigslist is a surefire way for either party to end up dead in a ditch.

>>30795547
I don't know Stoic

>>30795547
Leave it to fiction, my friend,

>>30791057
There are no pastebins or records of the piss stories. It started off with me and my niece trolling thread #3, and when it got reactions I wrote a few watersports greens. They were very much meant to be throwaway shock porn, not something I wanted to endure beyond the thread they were posted in. Though I did provide a good percentage of the content in thread #4. I'll write another for this thread in the next day or so.

>>30795894
Nice! Looking forward to it.

>>30795894
>>30795904
i hate you people
and so the thread dies again.

>>30796018
>the thread dies again.
Perhaps that would be a good thing
It would hide from us SadAnon's sin
If that makes me a schmuck
Well I don't give a fuck
You can all go and suck my foreskin

>>30796079
thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard. if that's how you feel, then fuck off and you wont have to deal with any of it. nobody is keeping, or wants you here, faggot.

>>30795894
>admits that he started the watersports greens as throwaway shock porn for the purpose of trolling
>says he'll write more in this thread
>>30795904
>is looking forward to said green
???

>>30796818
What's trash to one might be gold to another.

>>30796818
Yeah, so what? I'm not all serious business when it comes to pone. If some folks enjoy it I'm happy to post it. Think about it - it's kid of hilarious that Anon's reward for finally breaking through Floor's awkwardness is getting pissed on. It just seems fitting to me.

>Be Anon
>Be in love for the first time in your life
>You arrived here a KHV, and given the ponies' reaction to you and your lack of cutie mark it seemed you'd stay that way
>Until you met a ponygirl in the same position, who just happened to be your state assigned roommate
>And from awkward fumblings it began
>Both of your lifetimes' worth of lonliness and sexual frustration found outlets in another who understood EXACTLY what it was like
>And in short order the anxiety you had about social interaction stopped being a thing in your little world of two
>You now say "I love you" to each other on a daily basis
>And you have sex more often than that
>You tell her she's sexy and she practically basks in it
>She is, for all her obvious faults a great gf
>Not that you have anything to compare her to
>But still, the other day she gave you a blowjob for no reason at all, just because she knows you like that
>That's pretty cool
>Just remembering it gets you half hard
>Only one thing seems off
>The pee

>>30796948
>She always pees on you
>Even when she blew you she managed to pee on you
>You're not sure whether that's a normal thing with mares
>You're not sure you really want to know either, because at this point you've decided it doesn't matter
>You've gone as far on ponynet as finding out it's not uncommon for some mares to pee when they cum
>No reason to find out whether or not it's a weird thing to incorporate into foreplay
>You don't need to know
>Besides, you can't really separate the smell of her arousal from the smell of her piss anyways
>And her smells turn you on
>Just thinking about it turns you on
>And now, sitting in front of your computer you have a hard on
>For the first time in your life you also have a girlfriend - marefriend, that is - sitting in front of hers in the next room
>You open a messenger window and type:
Whatcha doing, Sweetie?
>Instantly the response comes back: "Are you horny again?"
Y
>"Then how come you're not in here?" reads her response
>You're still getting used to this
>What was completely unattainable to you for all of your life is now yours for the asking
>In the form of an adorable little cream colored mare
>Won't be needing these pants

>>30796954
>You get up and head to her room
>She leaves the door open now
>As you enter she's standing facing away from you, her tail lifted above that beautiful pony ass
>Who knew you'd come to see that as the sexiest thing in the world
>She turns her head back to look at you
>"So what do you want to do to me?" she asks
>You hadn't really thought that far ahead, but that's no reason to hesitste
>In lieu of an answer you kneel down behind her and plant a soft kiss where you know her clit to be
>You're rewarded with a gasp and a wink against your lips
>There's something no girl can do
>You flatten your tongue against her, and get another wink, drinking in the smell of her
>You hear her breathing intensifying as she says, "That's not what you came in here for, is it?"
>Your dick agrees
>You stand up, bend over and pick her up, carrying her to the bed where you stand her up in the same position
>Her tail held up and to the side
>Now she's at just the right height for you standing on the floor behind her
>You grab that tail with one hand, and a handful of flank with the other, pulling her onto you
>She moans as you slide into her, and you start slamming, that clit winking against the base of your cock
>You've learned mares like a good pounding
>And this one likes her tail pulled while getting it
>Each wink squeezes your cock like she's trying to milk the cum out of you
>Between panting breaths she says, "Oh Celestia, I was hoping THIS was what you wanted."

>>30796963
>Pulling harder on her black tail you respond:
"What I fucking want is YOU."
>The tigntening around your cock increases, making each thrust that much better
>You're not going to last long like this, but thankfully ponies aren't all that much about stamina
>You can feel she's about to cum
>She tightens around you and stays tight, almost but not quite enough to push you out
>You push balls deep into her and stay there, holding her against you by the tail
>She begins shaking and you feel warmth on you, spreading down your legs and balls
>There she goes
>By the time she stops shaking and the grip on you cock releases you're standing in a puddle of her piss
>As usual
"How about you be a good little pony and finish me off in your mouth?"
>In seconds she's turned around and those green eyes are staring up at you as her little tongue slides down your shaft
>Probably the only view sexier than that tail
"God, you are so beautiful!"
>You reach down for a handful of mane, and slowly push forward, feeling your cockhead hit her little pony throat
>As her tongue works your shaft you feel your spasms starting up
>She keeps those green eyes locked on yours as you unload down her throat
>Life in Equestria has gotten a lot better for you
>Even if half of you is covered in piss

>>30796971
>not finishing inside
shit
dropped
dont talk to me or my computer ever again

>>30796948
>>30796954
>>30796963
>>30796971
not gonna lie: dick status: activated
however, it's storyless, soulless smut. there's no depth, no emotion. it's... it's just flat.

>>30795894
>ywn browse /mlp/ with your niece and decide to write a watersports green together "just to troll"

>>30797028
Sometimes sex is just sex. That's my point. Anon and Floor never had that in their lives before in my headcanon, so it would be a total novelty for the both of them.

>>30797036
eh
still could use more depth
and more feeling

>>30797035
We both have sick senses of humor. When #3 went to autosage she was the one who posted "rest in piss".

>>30797046
thats not a sick sense of humor, that's just grade school stuff. you dont know what that is until you have friends who work at a hospital.

>>30797060
Agreed. But the constant mention of piss bottles in previous threads seemed like a Chekhov's gun to me. She agreed.

>>30794362
calling it now, gramgram died

>>30797244
rip grandma, dead for years and left all her stuff to different family members

>>30797042
Got you. It's just with every other writefag putting them through various degrees of emotional torture and feelsy shit I want to at least give them that magic time in their relationship where all they live for is fucking each other. I think they deserve it.

>>30797528
why not the best of both: smut with some damn emotion? y'know, make it plain that they love each other.

>>30797619
I don't know about you, but I don't think about how much I love my girl when I'm horny. I'm thinking about how much I desire her. Two different things. Ideally both are part of a relationship.

>>30797732
then you don't really love her.
also
>irl gf
ECH

>>30797834
>then you don't really love her.
I totally love her, I just don't buy into that cliche that fucking is supposed to be an expression of love.

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>>30797896
>cliche
a relationship that wont last long

>>30797938
Been 20 years. I'd say that's pretty long.

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Floor would be ideal for a relationship, who knows how many hours she put into life sims and dating sims, she pretty much knows what a guy like Anon is into. Although she's not entirely self sustaining, she wouldn't just mooch for her own benefit. Gramgram ain't raise no foal.

>>30797980
oh no, sure thing buddy, i believe you.

>>30797960
Is that supposed to be a foal version of Floor Bored? If so, it's pretty good.
>>30795443
Better.
>>30795547
Follow your nose. The stinkiest apartment may be the jackpot.
>>30796079
And back to square one.
>>30797982
Is that fanart specifically for SadAnon's green? It looks like what Floor described drawing accept for without the tall chef hat.

>>30798108
>foal version
you know pones are small, right?

>>30798108

More or less, I was pulling ideas for drawing prompts and I know I'm not doing piss art. Maybe some other drawfag will take the dive.

I'm also taking some requests if anyone had some good ones.

>>30798135
I only wondered because of proportions. She just looks like a foal in the picture with her head/body/leg ratio. To me, at least.

>>30798135
It's just the proportions. I can see why he'd ask. Every artist draws shit different, so it isn't crazy to wonder if she is supposed to be a foal in that pic, or if it's just the artist's style.

>>30797028
Man, it was a short three posts worth of green (char limit is a bitch) about a quick fuck. The author even established that they are totally in love with each other.

>>30797528
I thought that was the whole point of the story. I mean sure, it wasn't a romance novel or anything, but clearly that is the implication, no?

>>30798594
>clearly that is the implication, no?
That's what I was going for. That point in a young love where you're just fucking so much you're almost sore from it. I thought I put in enough little tender bits (pardon the pun) to make that clear. I think some prudes here just can't handle clopfics, especially wet ones.

>>30796971
"Holy shit, Floor. I love you so much."
>She pulls her head off of you and coughs
>Then smiles up at you saying, "Easy to say after you cum!"
"Yeah, but that doesn't make it any less true."
>She looks away for a second, and you can see a moment of the awkward pony you first met
>Then a sudden scramble of hooves wraps itself around your neck and against your chest
>Tipping you over into the bed
>Where you are lying face to face with your pony gf
>Still wet with her pony juices downstairs
>But warm, dry and soft upstairs where she's wrapped around you
>And you are SO sleepy
>"I love you too, Anon," she says as you fall asleep wrapped up in her
>All you can think is that this is fucking great

>>30799424
there we are. a little splash of emotion.

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>ywn be Floor's first special somebody
>ywn feel her years worth of bottled up love and passion wash over you
>ywn find common ground and understanding with each other
>ywn be told that she wants to spend every waking moment with you
>ywn hear her tell you how much you mean to her
>ywn always feel comfortable with her, and everything she does
i was going to write more, but i actually made myself sad. end me pls

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>>30775260
>newfag to /mlp/
>remember seeing the original thread
>come back here occasionally and see great shit daily
proud of you guys

Do you know anyone in your life that she reminds you of, thread?

>>30799930
You mean other than myself?

>>30799934
Of course.

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>>30799930
>implying I know anyone else in the first place

>>30799972
Absolutely nobody. I'm a unicorn amongst perpetually happy people, it seems.

>>30797619
Why don't you write your own green if you want it so much

>>30799897
>ywn feel her years worth of bottled up love and passion wash over you
That's a metaphor for her piss bottles right?

>>30794362
>"Y-you really think so?"
"I know so," you answer back confidently. "Now come on, we don't want to keep her waiting, do we?"
>She smiles smiles back and nods, and the two of you enter the building.
>The receptionist is drooping in her seat when you approach, eyes clearly straining to stay open, but immediately perks up when she notices you.
>"Oh, visitors!" she exclaims. "Here to keep the residents company?"
"Sort of," you answer, "we're here to see this ones grandmother."
>Floor shrinks under the attention as the mare turns a bright smile towards her. "Oh, how nice, I'm always glad to see family visiting. It's far less common than I would like."
>Regardless of whether she meant to or not, you can see how her words affect Floor, the younger mare gulping noticeably as she lowers her head.
"Do you mind letting us in?" you say a little snippily. "My friend here is really eager to see her grandma."
"Oh, of course, I just need you both to sign in here and then you can go. Most of the residents are in the gardens this time of day for fresh air."
>You smile and grab the pen, quickly signing your name in cursive before handing it over to Floor, who snaps it up in her mouth and puts her front hooves on the desk to reach the paper, printing her name sloppily with a few twitches of her lips and a twist of her neck.
>Spitting it out and quickly dropping back down, Floor waits for the mare to look over the page.
>The receptionist hums, absently wiping the spit from the pen on her cardigan before widening her eyes.
>"Floor Bored? You must be related to Floor Worn, right?"
>"Um, t-that's right, ma'am," Floor answers.
>The mare looks her up and down a bit with a small, somewhat sad smile.
>"She's talked about you quiet often, but I was afraid you were- what with none of the mail getting responses... Well, I suppose what I thought doesn't really matter. I'm just glad you're here. Miss Worn is such a sweet mare, after all."
>"Yeah... she is," Floor responds, looking away.

>>30800174
Oh, phew. For a second there I was thinking her grandma was fucking dead.

>>30797021
This.

>>30781109
She finally gets her cutie mark, and it represents surviving suicide attempts, so she literally can't die of anything but old age.

>>30787763
>the ending to background pony
Why would anyone write something like that? It sounds utterly horrible. What's the rest of the plot like?

>>30788103
Why not both?

>>30800373
Hopeless and lonely.

>>30790653
AU where Anon is floor's father and he doesn't die/get jailed is required
Pls give me happy incest with Floor this is too depressing I can only do kinda depressing

>>30800373
It's a great story, and that is the sad bit. It has a lot of little subplots that are really well-executed, which also factor into why the ending happens.
Basically, she's cursed, and when she finally finds a way to undo the curse, it's to be sent back in time to the moment before it happened, and have her memory erased. She'd live on from that moment, free, but never knowing what horrible fate she was spared.
The problem is that she did some really good things while cursed, and going back would undo them, so she had to choose between having her life back, or keeping the ponies she helped safe; like getting a colt and his mother out of an abusive household, saving a filly from freezing to death in the woods, and keeping a couple together that she helped find eachother.
And even worse, by choosing to stay cursed, there were still repercussions for others, like Twilight losing her friendship with an OC Moondancer, and her own parents getting a divorce.

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>>30800403
Probably not, senpai. Not soon at any rate. Got up early for a funeral yesterday and I'm going on 24 hours awake. Anything I wrote would suck more than usual. Today is Friday, so I'm hoping to actually get out of the house and spend an evening with my friends for the first time in forever, then after that is the Golden Spoon, so I gotta get up and watch that.

I don't enjoy seeing Floor suffer of anything, but I mean... the whole point was that everything was fucked. We've never really seen a Floor like that before, yea? It was supposed to feel. That's something we rarely get. Just blame those faggots for bringing up depressing stories. Maybe I'll write a short blurb about them making love some time, I don't know. I don't really want to change it though, except to fix mistakes.

But hay, maybe someone else could write an alternate ending? I'll even let you post with the same name I posted the green under if you really want to. ^:)

Anyway, here's a thing I made because it's late, my mind is restless, and memes. It's not perfect, but I don't think the guy who made the Anon STRIPED pic ever put out a blank template. At least I couldn't find one.

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Being Floor Bored is suffering.

>>30800560
>tfw you desperately want to jam a dildo in your cunt, but you have no back half

>>30800174
>After that, the mare gives you some quick instructions on where to go and the two of you head to the gardens.
>As you wander through the halls, you can't help but look down at Floor Bored, who's dragging her hooves dejectedly.
"Hey, don't let what she was saying get you down. she didn't even mean anything by it," you tell her.
>"But she's right. GramGram deserves a better grandaughter then me. One who won't ignore her for years..." she answers in a whisper.
>You sigh.
"Listen, I'm not going to tell you that you haven't been in the wrong," you begin, getting the little mare to jerk up and stare at you. "You really should have stayed in contact with your grandma, especially when she's been in a place like this with no other family to visit her."
>Floor is shaking now, and the two of stop as you turn to her.
"You may not have meant any harm, but it was wrong all the same, and you know that," you continue, kneeling down and gently placing a hand on the side of her face to keep her looking at you.
"But what I don't think you know, is what you have to do to make amends. Maybe you even think there's nothing you can do, but I'm telling you now, Floor Bored, that's wrong. It's never too late to do what's right, and right now, that's reconnecting with your GramGram. I stand by what I said outside, she's going to be nothing but happy to see you. And you want to make her happy, don't you?"
>"Y-yes, I-I love her, so-so much," Floor says, tears running down her cheeks and over your hand. "I want to-to make her happy."
>You smile softly, running a thumb over the damp fur.
"I know you do, because you're a good pony, and a good granddaughter. You ready?"
>She wipes her face dry on her sleeve and snorts loudly to clear her sinuses, before nodding.
>"Y-yeah, I'm ready," she says, smiling.
>With a pat on the head, you stand, and the two of you continue on to see Floor's GramGram.

>Be Floor Bored, nervous, but determined to do right by the mare who raised you.

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I guess we decided her eyes were green, so here is a quick bucket fill.

>>30800652
ye
pale cream/off-white fur, green eyes, jet black greasy messy hair, and sometimes a hairband/scrunchie to tie it back that matches her eyes.

hhhhh

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>>30800602
>tfw when you create something that is a parody of itself.

Well that's embarrassing, hopefully this fixes it. couldn't really figure what to do with her back end so I just decided to crop it a bit so that part I fucked up doesn't show.

>>30800604
daww

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I'd like to see more stuff with Floor Bored and Fluttershy

>>30802541
write a ship!

>>30802600
Only a skilled shipwright should do this.

>>30802541
I would waifu them both at the same time.

>>30802922
Both? Waifus?
I'm pretty sure you're breaking a 4chan rule.

>>30787427
this desperate troll again