Would you buy a pack of Instant Pony™?

Is that supposed to turn you into a pony, or is it some kind of drug?

>>30833750
>The no.1 solution to your loneliness problem!
I'll take six.

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>>30833750
no.

>>30833750
Not if it's anything like those shitty instant dinosaur capsules

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>>30833781
Then leave

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>>30833769
No, it's pretty different Although they say ponies are hell of a drug

>>30833800
>Activated almonds
There's the real magic

>>30833750
Do they come in glimmer?

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What happens if you ingest the powder?

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>>30833785
no.

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>>30833843
Fuck you

>>30833750
>Instant Pony
Eww, no. I like my ponies freshly prepared.

>>30833821
No, unfortunately Glimmies are killed and ground into a fine powder that is then used in the making of Instant Pony™.

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>>30833847
no fuck you, you lazy, worthless, pain in the ass.

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>>30833862
Go ahead and insult me, I don’t care.

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>>30833865
i will.

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>>30833750
Depends. Is it really just brine shrimp?

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>>30833800
>using half the water and getting an extra thicc and lumpy pone

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>>30833876
Like I even care

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>>30833837
That's not recommended, although the side effects are not as adverse as you implied
But let's just try to make this, shall we?

>>30833781
>>30833785
>>30833843
>>30833847
>>30833862
>>30833865
>>30833876
>>30833885

>be me
>GJ Calle
>see new thread to shit all over
>shit all over thread
>wait for (You)s
>finally get one
>It's clearly some salty anon picking apart my routine
>laugh loudly, my 400 pounds of health jiggling around, reach for mouse and tab back to the catalog
>see new thread to shit all over
>shit all over thread

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>>30833885
like i even care

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>>30833900
Ok

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>>30833893
Let's just stir this for a few minutes...

>be OP
>try to make some neat OC for /mlp/, unaware of how explicitly shitty it has become
>nobody pays attention to me because the board is dead and it will never be good again

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>>30833993
I could be sad, but good gracious, this shit actually works!

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>>30833750
>>30833800
>>30833893
>>30833967
I'm so sorry your thread has been overrun by literal shit eating subhumans, please keep going

>>30834016
oh shit

>>30834016
Time to >rape

>>30834016
That's a very smol pony. What happens if you combine different instant pony mixes into a bigger bowl? Do you get a bigger poner?

>>30834016
Do you have a packet of the pink poofy one? Can I have it? Also, boop Floots.

>>30834016
Smol pone

>>30834057
>Do you have a packet of the pink poofy one?
I think I saw it in the supermarket... But I should go check it out for you

>>30834016
Salt.
Pepper.
Olive oil.
Oven.
Done.

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>>30834081
You are a godsend.

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>>30834016
SMOLL

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>>30834125
Whoa, it seems you're in luck, anon

>>30834131
Why does daddy look like Zephyr Breeze?

>>30834343
Do you have one in purple smart?

>>30834390
There should be, but its place is empty on the shelf... I'm gonna ask the manager, maybe they have some more in their storeroom

>>30834343

Use strawberry milk instead

>>30833800
Eat it

>>30834343
I want a Princess Celestia one, nigga.

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>>30834343
nice

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>>30834343
I'll take Ten!

>>30834343
does it come with instant tiddies?

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>>30834343
Where is my instant Trixie!

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>>30834444
Buy 100 and pour it all in your local swimming pool.

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>>30834343
Do you have a "best pony" version?

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>>30834524

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>>30834415
I was in luck, they had some in the back
>>30834426
There apparently IS one, put it seems it's order only. It should burn through my wallet also

>>30834636
put in ass, then add water

>>30834636
What happens if you flush it down the toilet?

>>30834636
Do they have that one... I'm trying to think of her name. She's klutzy, delivers mail, has crossed eyes. What was her name again?

>>30834546
What happens if we mix 10 of them at once in 10 times the amount of water?

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>>30834636
Had to drive straight to the distributor's warehouse for this one. Man, this pack is huge
>>30835021
Perhaps customer support can answer that

>>30835066
>that filename
I like you, nameless anon.

Time to fill up a tub I guess!

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>>30835066
MIX IT NOW! I want my pretty princess.

>>30835066
Instant shit taste

>>30835066
Dubs confirm, we need our best princess and we need it now
How else will I learn how to make friends?

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>>30835066
Just keep that away from open heat sources. I hear that stuff is extremely flammable.

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>>30833750
What if I inject it?

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>>30835066

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>>30835066

>dubs
>based filename

>>30835066
fuck anon, quality thread.
Nice gits btw

>>30835066
Do you mix this in a your bathtub or what? There's no way you're gonna fit it all in a bowl.

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>>30835117
On the contrary, it does make for some very nice fireworks.

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>>30835066
Do they sell instant fillies too?

>>30834764
Customer support says they never made this one due to safety precautions
>>30835021
There is a failsafe ingredient that prevents the forming of the pony if different ones are mixed together. So most probably nothing

>>30833750
What if you split it in half and mix each part separately? Would you get two mini pones or two mosaic abominations?

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>>30835066
I've been tricked before
Never again

>>30834764
Herpe Doofs

>>30834764
Muffins?

Do they have a Luna version?

>>30833800
Swallow them all.

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> Put them in public pool for big sexi poni time
or
Suppository

>>30835401
>Put them in public pool
Why not in the ocean.

>>30835428
> 70% of the planet is replaced with a giant pony

>>30835401
>ywn ride a large moonbutt through Houston

>>30835436
> replace floodwater with ponies
> somehow an improvement

>>30835435
Worth it.

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>>30835066
I NEED TO SNORT IT

>>30835443
>live in texas
>watchin' A&E and drinking budweiser when alarm goes off
>look outside
>huge flood of ponies overtake cul-de-sac
>drown in ponies
>???
>profit

>>30835458
> Go Moby Dick'ing for your waifu in the sea of waifus
> WHITE HORSE WHITE HORSE

>>30833800
>E34
Shouldn't it be R34?

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>>30835252
Why not go all the way? Now I'm starting to fear what >>30835401 said
>>30835539
Shhh

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>>30835573
What happens if you
MIX THE FORMULAS BEFORE WATER

>>30835573
Oh shit, where the fuck are you going to put all those flutter butters?

>>30835585
Ughhh not the yellow one... we need a refund

>>30835573
oh shit, give me that angry little one on the far right.

>>30835573
Can I have the one in a teacup?

>>30835585
Thought about my bread box. I hope they don't hurt each other
But I have to go now. Need to earn all that money for Instant Ponies somewhere. Perhaps I will mix up Celestia tomorrow If the thread will be still alive
>>30835607
>>30835629
I will surely handle out excess Flutterses in the end

>>30835647
What happened to Anons left hand?

>>30835510
No not that white horse. That white horse.

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>>30833750
Great thread OP. Have a Ponk.

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>>30835573
Quick! Melt them into a big one!

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>>30835573
I use distilled water, after 5 minute my Fluttershy begin to melt, I'm in tears now, please help.

>>30835066
Is there one of her sister?

>>30835573
Now make a smol pony army and takeover the world

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I'm replying 2 this thread.
*replies*

>>30835900
that's very good sweety, now come to the table, i made you your favorite, Tendies!

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>>30835900
Quality dubs

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>>30835900
Her smile is so big. It almost makes me want to care slightly about her.

>>30835647
Bump

What if you mix one with your piss instead of water?

PONY IN A CAN
JUST ADD WATER

>>30835647
See you tomorrow OP

have a nice day

>>30833750
What happens if you mix it with something other than water like soda or milkor cum

>>30833750
What happens if you swallow the powder?

>>30833750
>Not cultivating pony on your own with sweat, blood and semen
You plebs disgust me

>>30838589
No vore for you today.

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>>30834702
>>30838516
>>30838584
>>30838609
In cases like that, you always get Anonfilly

>>30838589
Pony grows inside your throath and both of you die choking

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>>30838635
>100% chance of anonfilly
For some reason i want to try that

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>>30838635
Finally, a filly as faggoty and as degenerate as me.

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>>30833750
This gives me hope for the board. Thanks op!

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>>30833750
Good thread

>>30833750
I'll buy 30. Do you sell any accesories for them?

>>30838761
I want a packet of Instant Vinyl!

What about instant changeling

>>30834131
Have you perhaps got any more non-gore, non-scat fluffy pony comics, anon?

This is very nice OC. I will also contribute.

>>30839309
You have to stir with a fluted spoon.

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>>30835266
Speaking of, here’s an actual instant pony

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>>30838563
I'm here. Finally mixed up Celestia. Things didn't work out entirely as planned, though. Perhaps these instant ponies need some training. But I can't complain, she is still perfect
>>30838763
Accessories like what?

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>>30840150
Why is Princess Celestia so perfect?

>>30833750
What if I mix it in a really shallow plate, would I get a pancake pony?

>>30840150
Cute subutt.

>>30840150
The real question is: can she raise it back and make it shine?

>>30839962
Lewds when?

>>30840355
I take requests, I guess? It’s my sister’s though, and I took the pic a while ago, so no guarantee I can even find it anymore

>>30839962
>expand pone

>>30840297
That would be really inconvenient, but wouldn't affect the process. The mixing would last longer tho
>>30840338
I told her to put it back, and she embedded the lampshade in the ceiling so hard, that I can't even move it

>>30835130
It would be extremely painful...

>>30840589
He s a big guy

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>>30840622

>>30840150
Slave chains?

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>>30840150
>Accessories like what?
I want a gala gown for my pretty princess pony.

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>>30841483
Those are damn expensive, especially for Celestia. Even more expensive than her training manual. Money hungry bastards sell even that separately

Now please bear with me while I find a pool to pour this in. This could take a while... But really, I have to go now

>>30841945
nice
Looking forwards to the result

>>30841945
>500 packs of instant ponk
Holy shit.

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>>30841945
Dude you absolutely need to snort at least a bit of Ponk.

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>>30841945
>500 packs of ponk
>500 pack
>5 fucking hundred
Hory shiet, be careful with all that..

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>>30842516
You better get ready.

>>30842535
>500 mini ponks
>One pool sized ponk
No matter the result its all ogre

>Buy instant appul horse packs
>Dump them in Houston
>???
>Profit
Captcha: select the STOP signs

>>30842586
>newscopters circle the city
>all that can be heard is cries of APPULS APPULS APPULS

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>>30841945
Reality will not be able to handle the amount of pronking

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>>30842586

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>>30834131
Tellyouwhatmanthatdangol'manetherapyschoolmantellinmelike"dothisdothat"talkinboutlikedangol'creativefreedomsyouknow, dangol'gottaexpressmyselfman, gottabefreethatol'leafinthewindman.

Bamp

>>30842586
>this just in, flooding in South Huston has vanished, however, majority of buildings have been seemingly replaced by thousands of various barn-like structures constructed by tiny, orange, singing horse-like creatures.

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>>30833800
>e621
u fukin wot m8

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>>30844445
o fuck I almost got quints

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What would happen if you mixed two different packets together?

>>30844519
See >>30835241, anon.

>>30844454
Just outta curiosity >>30844444

>>30833781
>>30833785
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

>>30835241
>probably nothing
Only one way to find out.

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Holy hell, I'll need to find a boat paddle to stir this... But if this works, this will be one helluva "pool party"

>>30846809

Oh god. The chlorine!

IT'LL TURN THEM WHITE!

>>30846832
Looks like we are in for a SURPRISE.

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I used bleach instead of water and got pic related send help

>>30847048
Don't feed it knives after midnight.

>>30847048
Hope you hide your knifes well...

>>30847048

Nah. You are on your own.

Remember to stay out of the basement and for the love of God, don't grow a Dash.

>>30847123
I never understood what Tracy have against Dash, did it come out of a green or what?

So what if you mix two of them together in the same bowl?

>>30847137

Dash is worst pone ofc. So applying her to any situation makes it worse.

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>>30846809
Opps

>>30847262
Dash can't be worst pony. Rararar is still alive.

>>30847273
Nah mang I used to be on the Rara is worst pone train as well.

I never switched so fast after those last three Rara episodes that were consecutive. Rara can be insufferable, but she does learn. Dash on the other hand is still a constantly annoying cuntstick that cares only for herself.

>>30847273
Thems fighting words buddy.

>>30847273
Gimme your address. Noone insults the marshmallowmistress.

>>30847273
If I had a packet of instant Rarity I'd mix it with diarrhea instead of water.

>>30847479
>mixing shit with shit

>>30838761
this is some bomb-ass tea.

>>30847488
Rarity isn't shit though.

Either burn the seeds or grow them & then burn them! They could do some weird shit for all I know!

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>>30847270
Oops indeed! This just happened. What now?

>>30835454

There we go. Rick James that stuff

>>30846845

I'm deeply ashamed to admit that I saw what you did there.

also Total Recall reference.

>Two weeks! :D

>>30847847
Holy shit! Fight fire with fire, sick the little flutterbutters on her.

>>30847847

RIP in Party, PowderAnon.

>>30847847
Quickly boop her!

>>30847847
M-maybe it can be tamed? Boop it and run to the hills

>>30847847
I'll give it half a day before she somehow cracks the world in half. Offer her a hug; delay it as long as possible.

>>30848338
I'll also need half a day now. We'll see if the thread will be still up

>>30833750

>Would you buy a pack of Instant Pony™?

Depends. How big does the pony end up being? Is it alive, or like one of those cheap shaped sponge capsules you can buy at the dollar store? How long does it last? Does it eat? Can I fuck it? Will it dislike me fucking it? How much does it cost? Is it intelligent?

Basically, I'd like to see the final product before I commit to a purchase.

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>>30846845

>>30847847
Who is this pink dog? Will she go and fetch if we throw a stick?

>>30847847
Diane the Big Pink Pony

Don’t die

>>30850087
>I'm just guessing at this point... These internet descriptions are iffy.
>Try baking soda....Or helium... No no, wait, soda... Go for that. Yeah.

>>30847847
Holy fucking shit, it's a giant Pinkie. Ride her around!

>>30847847
She is huge!
Hug and cuddle!

Boop

>>30848670
Full day!

>>30850295
No wait, you didn't put it in there right by method of elimination it should be muriatic acid. I'm 85% sure

>>30852243
i put sode

This thread is great
Keep up the good work OP

I want to snuggle big ponks and Celly belly

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>>30847932
>>30847936
Wish me luck, lads
>>30849628
>>30850355
Kek

>>30854663
She looks angry. You should make a cake for her.
dump pounds and pounds of cake mix into the pool

>>30847847
accept new life as giant ponk's cuddleslut

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>>30854663
Ask her to lie on her back so that you can sleep on giant Ponk's belly.

>>30854663
>"Let's play cave explorer, Nonny!

>>30854663
>No more answers after 30min
Dead 'non, there was just too much ponk

>>30833800
>hitman tattoo barcode

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>>30854894
Send help
>>30855059
Good catch

>>30855301
you're about to get snu-snu'd

>>30838770
This

>>30855301
Um maybe some neighbors could see it and help? Maybe?
Dont think there s much we can do here but wait...

>>30855301
rip anon, mauled to death by giant pone

>>30855301
Pinkie's got herself a new chew toy.

>>30855301
Not gonna lie, i m curious to where she s taking us to

>>30855301
Thanks for making this board a little less terrible

>You open your mailbox and peer inside. The usual, bills and not much else. You take the stack of envelopes inside and toss them on your counter. You'll deal with them later. Wait... huh? What's that?
>You see a strange looking thing in between two of the envelopes. It almost looks like a packet of drink mix... but not like any you've ever seen. It's much bigger than a normal sized one, for starters. And the design of the packaging is a somewhat... familiar shade of pinkish.
>You pick up the packet and inspect it closer. It's a solid pink color, but on the back is printed the following:

"Just Add Water"

>Add water, huh? Well, none of your pitchers or containers would be enough for a packet this size. But screw it, you're curious as to what this thing could possibly be. How'd it end up being mailed to you? There's no return address... Ah well, no time to consider that now.
>You take the packet with you to the bathroom and start to draw a bath. When the tub is about halfway full, you tear open the packet and pour the contents into the water. Inside the packet was a bright purplish colored powder. Well damn, I could have a months supply of purple drank, you think to yourself.
>As this thought comes to mind, the powder in the tub starts to congeal. It moves from being spread out in the way you poured it into a gathering in the center. And... it keeps moving. You wonder if you should be leaving the room before the thing turns into some kind of slime and tries to eat you Ghostbusters II style... but decide to wait and see what happens.
>The wiggling mass seems to grow larger until it's the size of two basket balls placed side by side. Then from what you guess must be the front of it, two big eyes open up and a set of nostrils appear. Then the changes start happening more rapidly. You can make out a head coming from what looks to be the torso as legs grow out from under it. A long pink tail grows from the thing's backside as the head becomes more defined.

>>30856795
>Two pointed ears grow on the noggin as the nose becomes a snout, a mouth forming underneath it. A mane of pink hair the same color as it's tail starts growing from it's head. The legs grow out farther under it, hooves appearing at the end of them. As the creature seems to have finished forming it's body, the water lever appears to be going down in the tub, and it's not stopping. The creature starts increasing in size again, until it's about the size of a large dog, absorbing the water in the tub to increase it's size. Just when the tub is almost completely drained, the creature stops growing and changing.
>There, standing in your bathtub, is a small purple and pink horse. How the hell... Who even...

"It's wonderful to meet you, Master! My name's Sweet Grape, but you can call me something else if you wanna!"

>The creature in your tub speaks, greeting you with a peppy, female sounding voice. Only now, you've just noticed that a sweet, grape-y scent has filled the room.

"Uh... hello? Master? Are you OK?"

>As it... no, as she says this, she steps over the side of the tub, her legs seeming wobbly as if she's using them for the first time. But if she was just "born", how can she speak in full sentences?

"Whatsa matter, Master? Can'tcha talk?"

>She says looking up at you. Her eyes are a remarkable shade of emerald green staring up at your face expectantly.
>"I uh... 'Master'?" is all you can manage at the moment.

"Hee hee... that's right! You made me alive, so you're my master! I'm so happy to be alive!"

>The purple pony sits in front of you and claps her two front hooves together happily. This is getting really weird. Well... more weird.
>"I made you... alive?"

"Yeah-huh! I needed water to come alive and you gave it to me! I love you, Master!"

>She suddenly jumps up and grabs hold of your leg, holding it tightly in a hug.
>"Hey, hey! Hang on!"
>You tentatively reach down and try to pull her off your leg. She seems to understand and lets go.

>>30856865
More please

>inb4 instant pony general
I personally would love that tbqhfam

This thread has been great so far
Please continue

Guys I used Mountain Dew instead of water with mine and now it wont stop playing video games and demands I bring it doritos what do.

>>30858198
Bring it doritos you jerk

>>30858222
It keeps calling me "bruh."

>>30833750
What happens if i mix up several of the powders before adding water?

I put mine in milk and now she won't stop demanding I milk her

>>30858228
Then call it bruh. You are its slave now.

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>>30858222
>doritos
Pleb-tier taste there, son.

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I WANT A RARITY PACKET! WHEN ARE THEY PUTTING THESE ON RURAL SHELVES?

I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

>>30859239
Not my taste, it was what she was asking for

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Best thread on the board right now, good shit op.

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>>30859261
Shit, I'll take a dozen of dress horse.

>>30833750
get a tulpa

>>30859530
Don't let best thread die

>>30860867
I wont nigga

>>30856865

>"So... you're a horse?"

"Noooo, hee hee! I'm a pony! Don't you know, Master? You bought me, didn't you?"

>As she asks this, she cocks her head to the side.
>"What did you say your name was?"

"Master, you're silly! I'm a Sweet Grape pony, but you can name me whatever you want to, 'member? I just said it a little while ago!"

>"'Sweet Grape'? Uh... sure. I don't really feel like I should rename you, so Sweet Grape it is."
>The purple pony frowns.

"Are you sure, Master? You can really call me whatever you want to, I want to be called what you like."

>"I just... don't feel right giving you a name. I'm fine with calling you Sweet Grape. Really."
>She nods, and seems to cheer up a bit.

"OK, then! I'm Sweet Grape! Hooray, I have a name!"

>Sweet Grape hops in place excitedly. This whole situation is still pretty fucking weird... but you have to admit, she's adorable.

>"So Sweet Grape... would you mind not calling me "Master"? That's also kind of weird."
>She looks somewhat sad again.

"But... you are my Master... What should I call you then?"

>"Just... Anon. OK?"

"Just Anon? That's a funny name."

>"No, no, no. I mean... Anon. That's all."

"Ooohhhh. OK! Master Anon! It sounds so nice!"

>Her face lights up again and she wiggles with glee.
>Yeah, she clearly isn't going to drop the "Master" stuff. Might as well roll with it.
>Suddenly, a weird, growling noise comes from the little purple pony. Is she...

"Oohh... Master Anon, my belly feels weird."

>"Are... you hungry?"

"Umm yeah! I think so... Is this what being hungry is? My belly feels empty."

>"Yeah, that's hungry. Let's get you something to eat."
>You turn to walk out of the bathroom and gesture for her to follow. She hops in place for a moment then trots after you with a spring in her step.

>>30859239
>Not Jalapeño Cheddar
You tried anon.

>>30861453
This is nice green mate, can I have more?

>>30861728
Provided the thread doesn't die first.

Guys, my Applejack turned out weird.

I accidently used fruity sparkling water and she ended up like this.

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(Working on this piece)

Bump for green

Bump for great content

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>>30855301
>>30856720
I think she just wants to plaaaaaahhh...
>>30856795
>>30856865
>>30861453
By Celestia's sun-adorned flank, I didn't see that one coming. My thread attracting writefags. By all means, go on!

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>>30863498
...

Would a Queen Chrysalis come in a green packet? And would it try to take over the world?

>>30863709
The packets have a bunch of holes in them, so it's hard to actually get it to a water source.

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>>30862383
>Guys, my Applejack turned out weird.
>I accidently used fruity sparkling water and she ended up like this.

That's odd. I did the same thing and mine came out like this.

>>30863498
>>30863506
She's adopted you into her hammerspace. May god have mercy on your soul.

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>>30862383
The Rarity version apparently REQUIRES sparkling water. If you don't add them she comes out like this.

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster.

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I want one (1) BIG glim please

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>>30842535

>>30864027
Qu'est-ce que c'est

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>>30861453
This is cute and I encourage you to continue. Take care of daughterfu.

>>30863498
RIP anon, lost in the ponk dimension.

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Do you guys like my instant Trixie?

>>30864132
What does her tail feel like?

>>30863838
Sorry, they don't make packets for bad taste.

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>>30849628
underrated

>>30861453

"Hungry~, hungry~!"

>Sweet Grape sings as you lead her to the kitchen. It's like she's never even known what hunger is... Well, yeah, of course she hasn't, she was just created. But then how can she speak nearly perfect English?

"Woooow, you have a big place, Master Anon! MUCH bigger than where I came alive!"

>"Yeah, that was just my bathroom, I have this whole house, too." you explain, unable to suppress a smile at her naivete.

"Big place~, big place~!"

>Well, now she has something else to sing about at least.
>You enter the kitchen with her and look in your pantry.
>If she was just "born"... maybe solid food wouldn't be a good idea? And yet she seems to be a fully grown mare.
>You quit debating with yourself and take a small container of applesauce off the shelf. Better safe than sorry, you decide.
>After peeling the foil covering off, you place it down in front of Sweet Grape.
>She leans down to inspect it, her eyes wide with curiosity.

"Ooohhh... what is this stuff?"

>"That's applesauce, Sweet Grape. Go ahead, try it!"

>She looks at the small plastic container again, then leans down and puts her muzzle into it, beginning to greedily slurp up the applesauce.
>Wow, she must really be hungry after all...
>Sweet Grape licks up the last bit of applesauce, leaving the container clean.
>She puts her head back up to look at you... and the container is stuck to her muzzle.
>She tries to pry it off with her hoof to no avail.
>You smile and pull it off her snout for her.

"Ah, thank you, Master Anon! Can I have some more uh... ap-pul-soss?"

>"More? Sure, Grape." you say, turning back to the pantry.

"That's not right!"

>What? You turn back to her with a confused look.

"I'm not Grape! I'm Sweet Grape! That's what you wanted to call me, 'member?"

>"Oh. I just called you that for short, Sweet Grape. 'Grape' is faster to say, that's all."

"Oohhh. OK!"

>She goes back to looking at you expectantly. This is still weird... but you can't let her go hungry.

>>30864560
Go all in and try feeding her bacon ^:)

>>30863506
Maybe we can pull ourselves out with her hair ?

>>30864560
Keep up the great work Writer Anon!

>>30864560
I really want this to become a full-length green

>>30834636
Tell me Anon, did you happen to see a Cheller pone while you were looking?

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>>30839328

>>30833893
I have a weird feeling of deja vu-
>>30834016
Nvm

What happens if you burn the pony powder? Is the fire extra colorful and filled with friendship or is it just filled with screams and the souls of lost waifus

>>30856486
>Dildo
FTFY

>>30868342
Holy shit that's hot. I would love to be neck deep in pussy. Being immersed in the smell alone would be amazing...

>>30865488
this is pretty cute

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>>30864653
I'm okay now. I think I figured out how this works: one little tug on the left ear, and she goes left. One little tug on the right ear, and she goes right. Oh, and I also found a uniform in her mane. I'll go back to the supermarket now, and try to pick up a Rarity for this >>30859261 grumpy anon
>>30859530
Thanks anon

>>30870237
make the sunburst packet

>>30870237
Hope there's an Applejack one too, my dude.

>>30870237
Dont forget to post the cashier reaction ^:)

>>30870237
Now target the primary shield generator.

>>30834045
You get a horrible amalgamation of different ponies that can only scream

>>30835186
I wonder if they sell instant filly versions of the instant ponies

>>30871875
You get those by reconstituting the powder with the contents of a juicebox instead of water.

>>30870237
Careful anon. That much power is dangerous. No man can safely weild the ponk.

>>30873319
We nees more pones in teacups

>>30833750
does it work when i use cum instead for water?

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>>30874485
Yes, though this can result in unusual behavior.

>>30874515
>unusual behavior
explain

>>30874537
Rarities created by such methods want to buttfuck you with their horns.

>>30874564
sounds gay lol

>>30874574
Says the cum fetishist, lol.

OP, QUICK

Once you get out of ponkzilla then experiment with different fluids to replace water!!

Soda, juice, mayo, you know the drill!

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>>30874820
Also more tea cups

Why the fuck did the thread die?

>>30875138
I don't know. OP had a great idea. I'm not as imaginative or entertaining as OP and so I really don't have much to contribute to threads like this.

Maybe OP is at work or something. Or maybe he ran out of ideas, or felt we could keep everything going in his absence. If the latter, I want to apologize to OP, because I'm not worthy of his idea. I can't think of anything good to add. Sorry.

bump for OP to come back

Op took over the world with his mega ponk

>>30876560
I want to live in that world.

>>30870237
>AT-ST pilot's uniform
>Captain's rank bar
Just where the heck has ponk been?

>>30876720
Endor, obviously.

>>30876327
I'm not dead. Just trying to find a parking spot for my Ponk
>>30875323
>Maybe OP is at work or something.
Indeed I was. >tfw can't work on pone all day

>>30877304
Just make her sit on top of someone elses car or two, really dont see what could be the problem

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>>30877399
Okay, Pinkie parked. Now to buy some shit

>>30877457
Whats the pank top speed thou? Can she go fast?

>>30877457
>Blinking buttmark
Audible jej. Where are you going to put all the shit that you buy? How much can UberPonk's mane hold?

>>30877457
Did she just lay on someones car? I told for her to sit not lay, why would you ever do that to the poor car...

What if we try different beverages?
What would happen if we mixed Twilight powder and chocolate milk?

>>30877561
idk about twilight, but does Pinkie require chocolate milk? it might make sense

I want to order pinkie for 144 unit
How much?

>>30864560

>After Grapes' 7th container of applesauce, she seems satisfied.
>You make a mental note to buy more applesauce.

"Ahhh, I feel much better, thank you, Master Anon! So... now what're we gonna do? Huh huh?"

>"I... don't know, Grape. Do you wanna do anything?"

>Grape smiles wide.

"Well, Master Anon, since you're my master, all I want to do is please you! So... what would please you? We can do that!"

>She hops in place, seemingly very excited at the possibility of "pleasing you".
>Her phrasing is... weird.
>It seems like an odd concept and word for her to know, even in the sense that she can speak English from being "born".

>"Honestly, Grape, I don't need to be... pleased. I'm perfectly fine right now." you tell her.
>Her ears droop in sadness.

"But... I'm your little pony! I'm 'sposeta please you! There has to be something!"

>She walks over to you and begins to rub against your legs like a cat.
>This... is getting... fucked up...

>"Really, Grape, I'm fine. In fact, I'm more concerned about you."

"But why? You're my master, I'm not YOUR master... I don't get it..."

>She stops rubbing against your legs and looks up at you, confusion showing in her emerald eyes.
>You decide to just tell it to her straight.

"Listen, Grape. I didn't buy that packet. I just found it. I didn't know what it was, and it turned out to be you. I think one of my neighbors might have ordered you or something and I got you by mistake. So, I'M not your master since I didn't buy you, right?"

>Sweet Grape blinks her eyes a couple times, seemingly mulling over your words. Then she frowns.

"No! You made me alive in your place, so you're my master. If... If my real master didn't want me, then you have to be it."

>Her sincerity is almost enough to make you tear up.
>You kneel down to her level.

>"Sweet Grape... OK. I'll be your master."

>She does a happy dance, but you put your hand on her head to stop her.

>"But... you have to stop calling me 'Master'. Call me Anon. OK?"

>>30877496
>How much can UberPonk's mane hold?
6*10^24 cubic meters, with the seats folded
>>30877514
Nah, she's a good pony. Just look at that face
>>30877561
>What would happen if we mixed Twilight powder and chocolate milk?
Please, don't awake an ancient evil, anon...
>>30877602
One pack of any Mane Six is 39.99$. You do the maths

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>>30877795
>39,99
>~150 my money
>1/6th minimum wage
>Tfw will never get my own even if it was real

>>30877457
Bring back some skittles.

What kind of ingredients would a all natural instant pony package contain

>>30877795
Price on the background characters?

>>30877763
This is good, but we must go further.

>>30877815
When these are real I will morgage my house and buy every anon one.

>>30878113
I'm holding you to that Anon I hope you know

>>30834016
New onahole acquired.

>>30878113
The hero we don't deserve.

>>30877763
Ah, you're back. Please continue, I'd like to see where this is going
>>30878005
Only the mane 6 and the royal sisters are available at the moment. Of the former, each costs 299.99$. And that price will probably increase due to extreme demand
And there are also a few Spikes in the bargain bin for 4.99. They were discontinued, since nobody wanted them

>>30880161
>Royal sisters
How much for those famalam? I want to grow a herd of Celestias.

>>30880361
I would be content with one big one.

>>30880161
>Only $300 for a living, breathing pony
What a time to be alive

>>30880161
>of the former
You mean the latter, right? Or is >>30877795 wrong

>>30877795
> One pack of any Mane Six is 39.99$. You do the maths
Holy shit, ponka anon is secretly rich. He just spent $20,000 on pone

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Don't mix them. It doesn't end well.

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>>30878663

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>>30880161
>And there are also a few Spikes in the bargain bin for 4.99. They were discontinued, since nobody wanted them

>>30882502
I'd buy one. Dragons are awesome.

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>>30859261
Here you go anon
>>30882344
>You mean the latter, right?
Indeed. I dun goof'd
>>30882355
Disregard retirement fund, acquire giant horse