715: Triple Threat
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
The Movie Prequel #3 storytimed here!
>>30786483
Having mutually decided they're not ready to end the mentorship, what are Twilight and Starlight doing lately? Is Twilight devising greater friendship lessons, perhaps writing Celestia for advice? Is Starlight doubling down on her trouble spots? Maybe with the experience they continue to accrue, a firmer foundation for future students can be built.And think of all the research papers!
>>30799310
Previous thread.
>filly
714: Fame and Misfortune
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30802670
>>30802673
>>30802685
>>30802663
It's Filly Friday. Post cute fillies.
>>30802694
>>30802663
That Twimmy makes my pants feel funny
don't slack guys
its Friday
Friday deserves cute pones
I love my wife.
>>30802689
That's amazing
>>30802694
What do we post on Saturday?
>>30802690
The new official Marker has been accepted.
>>30802689
Jesus h christ, Private Pyle
>>30802718
Angry ponies excite me so
I bet she has a ponut like a balled fist
And I've typed ponut so much autocorrect recognizes it now
>tfw missed the pony pile
fml
>>30802689
That's why freedom is the best, everyone can live out his degenracy as he wants.
>>30802736
I know that feel
>>30802733
>"OH SO YOU'RE A PONUT MAN, PRIVATE ANONYMOUS?"
>"LET ME SEE YOUR PONUT FACE!"
Who here /jim/?
Would you piss inside your waifu's cunt so that some of it gets ito her womb if that's what turns her on?
>>30802745
>>30802745
:*D
>EPISODE AIRED 6 DAYS AGO
>STILL NOT UP ON YAYPONIES
UUUUUUUH
PONYBABS?
>>30802733
Pony is going to be happy just to spite the people she doesn't like, because she just watched Fight Club
>>30802751
Can't she get a UTI doing that?
Glimme thread
>>30802758
I want to see Fluttershy get mad and raise the bar.
She won't.
>>30802758
?
>>30802758
Speaking of yayponies, my portable hard drive where I had all the episodes died and I need to download them again.
The S1 US iTunes are still fucked up right? So I still need to download the Australian iTunes version of S1 and the rest from the US are all right right?
>>30802775
Ugly bald bitch
>>30802772
Uh I mean
You have a very attractive butt, sir, ma'am
>>30802780
>itunes
I always download remastered x264
>>30802775
Haha lol yeah salty af xdddddFuck you
>>30802785
She really does.
>>30802783
Kys
>>30802797
I'll kys Glimmer
>>30802797
Yep still worst pone.
>>30802749
>>30802775
>>30802797
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>30802831
I think we can at least all agree that Pinkie Pie is really hot
>>30802797
lone pone
alone, a pone
who is not really a pone
but who is really alone
>>30802845
Sunset Shitter part 2: Garbage Edition
>>30802849
That's not a pone
I can't BELIEVE I left home without this image and had to homebrew it for myself.
What's the difference between a pone, a poner, and a pony?
>>30802845
Seriously, there's no shortage of your shitpost threads on the catalog right now, why don't you pick one and stay in it.
>>30802853
No, but he pretends to be. Because otherwise no one would want to talk to him.
>>30802858
I'd roll my bones on her craps table
If you know what I mean
>>30802858
I tell you what horse, If we're playing some craps then I bet on midnight.
>>30802860
The same difference between pop, soda and coke
>>30802861
>People who like (pony you don't like) are shitposters
You should go back to the piss
>>30802875
This is the correct answer.
>>30802871
>>30802877
You never leave your hovel so I wouldn't expect you to know these stains have been shitting everywhere as of recentlyforever.
>>30802858
look at the SIZE of that tuft!
>>30802893
Look out it's another eclipse
>>30802893
A bet on Nightmare Moon is sure to pay off.
>>30802775
Gloomy > Glimmy
>>30802897
Yeah sure, keep those delusions going. This is the last (You) you'll get from me.
So who do you think will win
McPoner or Mareweather?
WOW
>>30802905
in the short run, maybe.
The VERY short run.
>>30802915
Mayweather will just hug him a few rounds and win on some faggot technicality shit because that's what he does; fights people who don't box.
>>30802893
Can I just not bet and spend time with Twilight and friends instead of some friendless losers who work all day?
>>30802900
You ain't seen nothing yet
>>30802915
Who?
>>30802925
Wow, trash.
>>30802929
One day Luna will elegantly topple her.
>>30802925
Cute!
>>30802931
Aw, now she's going to have to start counting all over!
>>30802957
Wait...IS SHE CHEATING?
I'm getting security
>>30802948
Please.
cherry berry got a thicc ass
>>30802925
>>30802997
>>30802997
Will you turn into a human and be my cute GF?
>>30803010
>>30802960
She's on the payroll, doofus! SOMEONE's gotta count these mad bits they're raking in. Do you expect Celestia to do that herself?
>>30803023
I have 3 scoops to bring her around.
>>30803029
swank
>>30803029
That's fucking boring.
Fuck those losers. I'm going to the bar and buy a drink to the prettiest mare there
>>30803010
Would human Glimmy look like doug Glimmy? Because I think I'm in the minority who liked her.
>>30803036
Not enough
>>30802948
She's been trying for years! There's just a certain something to Celestia's club that Luna's is lacking, so while competition is fierce, Celestia always wins out.
No matter how dark this city gets, there will be light.
>>30803047
I see the light
>>30803041
>>30803044
I like this saucyness.
>>30803047
I will never stop cheering for Luna.
>>30803040
There's only one mare at the bar, currently! Her face is hidden, creating a mysterious and inviting allure.
>>30802689
>God I hope some durka durka shoots me in the head and I never have to return
>>30803086
Mysterious mares are best mares
>>30803086
I wonder
>>30803088
It's probably a stallion in disguise.Which is fine too.
>>30803086
who that
>>30803100
Is Anon a stallion in disguise, or she a secret agent mare?
>>30803102
She could be anybody! Those shades are SERIOUSLY messing with your perception.
For now, she says, she's just a mare looking for someone to share a drink with.
>>30803118
Well then, but some drinks so you can have what to share.
>>30803118
a drink would be good
>>30802997
ABSOLUT GARBAGE
>>30803120
"To peaceful days", her favorite toast. She says it never really comes true in this town; there's always SOMETHING going on. But it never hurts to toast to it anyways, right? She toasts a lot, most nights to herself.
>>30803118
input: share drink mare shades
>>30803113
Anon isn't a stallion. Anon is two fillies in a suit.
>>30803170
aww
>>30803170
internally monologue about how cute she'd be with pink hair
enjoy company
>>30803170
A nice toast is always good after a long day ofpolitics
Try your best!
>>30803242
>>30803230
>>30803234
Oops, did you just say that out loud?
>>30803242I'd like to think I do. It won't ever be enough but I have to try my best because otherwise you couldn't tell I've tried at all.
>>30803257
Rainbow is such an encouraging pony.
I want to make her proud.
I want her blue to flap.
>>30803263
I'm afraid you DID just say that out loud.
>>30803265
You probably have a lot more to flap than you think.
>>30803257
thats a fucking stupid thing to say, rainbow dash. just existing doesn't mean you will have a good day
>>30803267
>I want her blue to flap.
>>30803269
YOU DIED.
Next time use your changeling spray, moron!
>>30803280
Next time I'll just fucking cheat and get the Derpy ending.
>>30803280
Fucking hell I knew I should've quicksaved before going to the bar
>>30803296
>>30803298
>>30803299sorry but I'm too tired to do any more tonight. Sleep well, and look out for bed bugs!
>>30803267
>>30803273
>>30803307
>going to sleep instead of ponying
Wow, weak.Good night goat
>>30803308
Oh, my GORSH!
What a super duper wonderful blue pony!
I LOVE YOU RAINBOW DASH!
>>30803307
It was fun, thanks.
>>30803308
mindless throwing out compliments kinda negates the point of them.
There's nothing wrong with dating a disguised changeling.
>>30803270
I guess that is true.
Just some Glim Glam Fim Senpaihttp://i.imgur.com/76UWIWL.png
So whats new today?
>>30803307thanks good sleep
>>30803326
I wonder if Scootaloo will ever get her own episode. We don't know a lot about her all things considered.
PregnantFillies
>>30803337
just another dog day afternoon, lemon.
>>30803349
>cumming inside your filly
You know you can pull it out, right?
Colt
>>30803337
waiting on the stormpocalypse
>>30803341
She's had episodes. Sleepless In Ponyville? Flight to the Finish? She shared the Rainbow Dash parents episode.
We don't know a lot about her family situation, but we know plenty about her.
>>30803391
We do know that she either has no parents or parents that don't have time for her.
>>30803380
Don't die anon
>>30803370
>Pullling out
>Not always going balls deep in your filly to blow your load.
Do fillies prefer you cum in or out?
>>30803425
>>30803409
Inside, always blow it inside fillies.
>>30803446
How do I not get them pregnant?
>>30803404
Right.
She could very well be a latchkey kid with busy parents. She was probably good at evading her babysitter until they just dropped her because Scootaloo was always out with her friends or with the Apples or at Sweetie Belle's.
And it's hard to decide which makes the better story.
I do really want to know, but I also enjoy not knowing. The vagueness is comfy. Once we learn it won't be up in the air anymore.
Would you rather have a centaur daughter or a satyr daughter?
>>30803452
anal?
>>30803455
The thing is that there are too many things in the air with Scoots.
I just want her to be happy.
That's why I hope she'll eventually fly. She deserves at least that.
>>30803458
how big of a centaur? big enough to ride and use as daily transportation?
>>30803452
Oral.
>>30803452
You should always keep your filly pregnant. Get as many foals as you can.
>>30803458
Either one would be fine so long as I get to impregnate my waifu.
If I was a filly I'd crawl down Big Mac's cock. From the inside of course.
>>30803476
An extra big centaur
She would dwarf her mother
>>30803481
>having fillies with your fillies
Anon, that's highly illegal. And I'm sure you'd end up wanting to get your fillies' fillies pregnant too, entering an infinite loop of filly making.
>>30803378
What's that colt doing?Is it me?
Pony's got a gun
Pony's got a gun
>>30803512
Sounds like heaven.
>>30803473
>>30803473
>I just want her to be happy.
>That's why I hope she'll eventually fly. She deserves at least that
Yes. She does deserve that. She's my little tomboy underdog and I want her happy whatever that means.
I would be happy with her building a good looking prosthetic if she was happy with that solution.
I bet pegasi have an innate urge to fly.
I love Rainbow Dash!
brap
>>30803579
How?
>>30803514
A selfie.Or hugging you.
>>30803573
It's just that if you take the worst case scenario for everything that's up in the air with her you get a paraplegic orphan who's idol she wants to emulate the most is Usain Bolt.
That's just fucking cruel.
She deserves better.
>>30803585
I am going to post an actual picture of a pony instead
>>30803591
smooch
smooch
smooch
smooch
smooch
smooch
>>30803496
What did he mean by this
Cadence will steal your soul.
>>30803596
It looks like he's standing over me. In a very lewd way.
>>30803622
Please don't abduct my pizza, alien princess
>>30803622
>those huge eyes
Are they made of all those stallion eyes that someone has been stealing?
>>30803597
We don't always get what we deserve. But her taking her bad situation and going her distance is motivational. She is inspired by Dash but she's pretty awesome herself.Actually that would be a good ending for a Scootaloo episode, Dash telling Scootaloo that she inspires her.
>>30803633
>Cadence is an ayy
Everything makes sense now.
>>30803622
I would willingly give my soul to a demon in pony form with surprisingly little hesitation.
>>30802663
>>30803686
That is INCREDIBLY autistic.
>>30803686
>being a terrorist
Apple Bloom was raised better than that.
>>30803686
Stop projecting your politics onto ponies.
>>30803706
A mare hip is a powerful thing.
>>30803688
It was made by a Leftist, what did you expect
>>30803686
Haha
Panty-fa
I hope Tex doesn't die.
>>30803696
Yeah, it should've been Scootaloo since she spends so much time with one
>>30803721
Everypony dies eventually.
>>30803732
>>30803732
fuck you
>>30803652
This. Something really touching in Parental Glideance were the flashbacks, when Derpy's eyes were becoming worse, but she never stopped smiling. I want to see Scootaloo happy, and I'd love to see her fly, but if she gets to be happy even without flying, I'd be happy for her too.
Also, >spoiler, it wasn't exactly that, but the two lines Dash got to say in CotLM meant the world to me. "I'm so proud of you, little buddy." I cried like a baby, that was beautiful.
>>30803732
look at those two in the background
are they on a date
>>30803743
Probably
Again
>>30803741
That line made me cry too, Scootabro.
>>30803767
those are nice pones and horse gear is great
Thank you hard, thank you so much for for stream hard.
>>30803770
Yes
And yes
>>30803776
There was a stram?
>Stram
but "Campfire Tales" doesn't air for another 16 bongs and 46 bings
booty boop
>>30803791
Maybe, I can't even tell anymore.
>>30803816
I'd kiss that blue butt
>>30803628
Or he's doing that weeaboo spider pose thingy at a corner
>>30803824
That's a very small colt.
What if i'm filly sized though.
His pose then could still be VERY lewd.
>>30803824suck him off
>>30803824
Horsecock in his face.
>>30803834
What a pretty dress that pony is wearing. Would slow dance/10
>>30803816
The Great and Powerful Trixie will get another episode soon! She will have ti share it with that other somebody, but Trixie will be the star!
>>30803845
thistbhfam
make sure you don't catch the scootaflu
>>30803903
I caught the appleflu instead
Oh, so I guess people who like Fluttershy suck a bunch, and then if you get through it then nobody cares.
WOW!
>>30803907
Does that include heavy petting?
>>30803913
Anon, I don't have enough "what" image reactions to respond to all the weird out of context shit you're saying.
>>30803922
That did it, thank you. Wonderful.
I'm going to post my waifu
>Colt
>>30803934
Cool. Glad to help?
>>30803943
I'm gonna post my horseband
I want to see Spike snap from all the mistreatment he gets and become a villain.
>>30803953
Your horseband is very cute and I hope he shows up again.
>>30803953
Is that r63 Scootaloo?
Don't mind me
>>30804024
Silly Marker
w-where'd everyone go?
did the hurricane ded everyone?
>>30804110
I'm playing the squid game.
>>30804110
Not this time
they are way more interesting to watch when they aren't hitting me
>>30804110
Still here. Voluntary evacuation is for squares.
>>30804119
I should also play the squid game...
>>30804119
There's something just not right about that filly.
>>30804110
Imagine the hurricane took away some of my posts
Wouldn't be so bad, really.
>>30804148Do you maybe want to play the squid game together sometime?
>>30804188
LEWD
>>30804191
But I didn't even ask to hold his hand yet.
Go ahead and horse, it's okay.
>>30804110
I was playing splatoon 2 when the pedogayposting start some hours later
>>30804216
"play the squid game together"
I am on to you
>>30804188
I'd love to Anon, but I doubt we'll be able to do it since I'm in Yurop
>>30804245
To be fair, we'd all steal a filly given the opportunity.
>>30804245
Rainbow Dash is the most valuable of treasures.
>>30804372
is that a jewish pony
>>30804384
No, just a very ugly pony.
>>30804384
No, he's greek. Can't you tell by the way he looks like he's got a guy's dick in him at all times?
Coco is pretty.
>>30804372
I want to dick Crystal Hoof and call him a good pony while I do so.
>>30802775
Does anyone remember what episode this cap was from?
>>30804402
The plate is telling me it's the episode Starlight met Trixie because she had to bring her for the tea party.
>>30804402
No Second Prances when she's sarcastically saying that she'll mind control ponies
She's in the middle of pointing upwards and the inbetween frame looks like a self-boop
Tempest shadow is a really ugly mare, holy shit.
>>30804445
>>30804413
Thanks lads
>>30804446
The jig is up guys
They know that we like fillies
>>30804446
>>30804453
Before anyone asks, this is from the film art book pages I posted here >>30804220
>>30804446
>a tough pony living on her own in the wastelands
What is this FO:E silliness.
>>30804463
And in case anyone cares, I'm going to go searching for it to buy tomorrow after pony. Hopefully I'll get lucky and find it early to storytime.
>>30804396
She's a cute mare
At least songbird was a good change
>>30804463
>that abandoned prologue
>an old Scorpan
Ah shit man, that would have been so fucking cool.
>>30804453
Awwwwww. Revamped pointy ponies with huge eyes. This is even cuter than the original design in ACW. I wonder if people will use this style to make animations and shit.
>>30804489
You're doing God's work, man.
>>30804507
"Sorry dude, but that storm king lore would not be wacky and funny like the current one. We need wacky villain, not lore villains"
t- mike vogel
>>30804505
What are you, RACIST?
Sorry for all that stuff I posted while I was super horny.
>>30804539
That's like half the posts in mlpg at any given time.
>>30804453
Filly Tempest a cute.
A CUTE.
>>30804496
why do we want to fuck the brains out of cute things
>>30804546
>ywn suck tempest filly horn
poor little edgefilly
>>30804453
cuteness
my only weakness
>>30804400
I want crystal hoof to dick me and call me a good pony.
Magic dildos.
>>30804570
Don't get me wrong, I fantasize about getting dicked by ponies too but there are some I imagine dicking instead. Thorax is just so passive I'd feel the need to dick him.
Rarity
>>30804686
>>30804686Coco
>>30804713
PONK
>>30804748
>>30804748
that scene was an emotional roller coaster
>>30804748
Mare looks like an OC.
>>30804756
yeah
yeah
>>30804748
Lookit them bows
>>30804767
I know right?
what a slut
>>30804772
what did the blue bows mean again?
I know red meant 'kicks'
did the artbook get leaked?
>>30804767
>blue bows
Uh oh
Guys, I don't think that's a mare
>>30804775
Anon got it early
>>30804463
>>30804756
its just one of the sisters from the teams in brotherhooves social you stupint
>>30804782
>tripfag in a communal thread.
Yeah you're one to talk.
>>30804780
holy shit, these are fucking awesome.
im sad that the actual show isnt like these
>>30804791
>communal thread
>communal
hehe
Dont artbooks usually release after the movie?
>>30804774
>>30804815
Well now
>>30804814
Nope, they're like the Manga of Japanime.
>>30804814
On the contrary, they tend to come out slightly before the film. Typically, they're just filled with concept art, painting, and behind the scenes stuff without really spoiling anything big.
>>30804814
The book only have basic info that we already know and rejected designs
They don't show plot relevant info like seaponiesbeing hippogriffs
>>30804821
She puts ponies on the stack for a reason, Cosmo.
She wants foals and if she's gotta get'em by force, then by god she's gonna get'em.
What if the movie has fillies in it?
>>30804837
why wouldn't it?
Why does the artbook have such badass designs while the actual movie have boring and simple characters?
What if the airships still look like they're from the PS1 era
>>30804841
That badass designs aren't kid friendly like the current ones.
Remember your place anon, we aren't the target audence
>>30804841
I like the movie style, I think it looks like it could be really good, and I'm not sure if any of the trailers we've seen are rendered well enough to make a final opinion about it.
I'm sure it will look fine.
I mean, what could go wrong.
>>30804844
Stop criticizing my movie. Little girls dont care
>>30804841
No one want that edgy shit from the book
>>30804864
Why?
What do you think their favorite position is?
Girls cant have good movies. Everything needs to be simple, just like their minds
>>30804821
I want to steal Flitter's ribbon.
>>30804872
and do what with it?
>>30804865
Do you really want this?
Literally screaming edge in every fucking image
>>30804880
Yes they look cool as fuck. Im sorry you have shit taste
>>30804880
I like it, reminds me of Atlantis or Treasure Planet maybe
>>30804880
Wow
>>30804887
Same
and Songbird from Bioshock Infinite
Thorax's brother. Shouldn't all the Changelings be his brothers? I assume they're all Queen Buggy's kids.
It's just weird that the description feels the need to mention any relation at all.
>>30804879
Hide it and watch as she gets increasingly frustrated.
>>30804880
>Literally screaming edge in every fucking image
Why do you say that like its a bad thing? Whats wrong with looking edgy if it fits their character?
>>30804880
>top middle
>2
Kek
>>30804903
I think it's because people see things like DarkXXShadow original OC with crosses for eyes and blood as a mane and when everyone calls that edgy they think edgy must always be bad. I think.
>>30804825
The book mentions that the Storm King's Staff of Sacanas which I think is his main weapon, and allows him to create storms, comes fromthe Tree of Harmony.
>>30804903
What kind of channels do pones watch
>>30804922
Animal Planet
Showpony Time
ponE!
ESPN
HBoopO
>it's a "Rainbow Dash ruins everything" episode
>>30804931
That's kind of her thing.
>>30804931
Nice OC
>>30804880
The bronze armor on the bottom left is fucking awesome.
Also, the black full-body armor with the shawl is really great. The other one next to it with the red mane highlights and fire feet is OK.
The griffon armor is really cool, but I don't think they could have pulled it off with all the spoilers and trailers. And having a pretend griffon-turned-pony would be too intricate for another secondary character I guess.
>>30804920
ok, so its just impossible to make a cool character design because you will just call it edgy and compare it to the shittiest sonic OCs?
Huh.I wonder whos the real underage here. hmmm
>>30804880
Oh man, that April number 3, May number 4.
I hope everyone is having a nice friday night with their waifu
>>30804956
Yes my waifu(s) are just fine thanks.
Are you ready for tomorrow's episode, MLPG?
>>30804957
>>30804958
My pants are already off
>>30804957
>waifu (collective)
>>30804931
>it's a cute horse that should stay as a horse forever
>>30804958
>cool colt figure
Those one are limited edition
>>30804958
You fucktards better not watch my show tomorrow. Its for little girls
>>30804957
>>30804960
I'M BREAKING NO LAWS
>>30804963
"There's no limits on love" -Princess My A Moray Cadenza
>>30804967
But she's not a horse silly willy. She renounced her horse ways long ago.
>>30804967
thats a big horse
Poor spike, he already have another design but he need to be the comedy relief in the movie
>>30804993
For you
>>30804989
You can take the girl out of the horse, but you can't take the horse out of the girl.
>>30804993
she ain't nothin
>>30804999
Yes you can, just some electrotherapy and drugs and she will never remember equestria again
>>30805002
>another purple unicorn who gets redeemed after telling Twilight her tragic backstory
>>30805014
We have to start doing something about all these purple unicorns
>>30805038
Just redeem them.
>>30805038
purple pegasi
>>30805045
What prizes do I get for redeeming these purple unicorns?
>>30805055
That pony is exceeding the maximum equestrian-regulated limit for purple
>>30805011
Cute filly
Would cum in / 10
Thanks god for the guy that replace this shit that didn't even look like MLP at all
More movie stuff:
Capper concept: >>30805027
Klugetown: >>30805032
>>30805086
oh My GOD
>>30805087
Is Rebecca Dart the Nyxposter in disguise?
>>30805095
>that secret part
Capper is the first canon gay character
>>30805101
>movie
>canon
lol
>>30805086
THAT IS METAL AS FUCK THO
ALBUM COVER TIER CONCEPT
>>30805010
>after a year of electroshock therapy and drugs you're finally getting your boring human life back on track
>one day a familiar-looking stranger hug-tackles you in the streets
>by how uneasily she walks and how oddly she moves you think she's on some crazy drugs and is about to mug you to buy more
>she says she's so relieved she's found you, you have to go back
>she sounds surprisingly clean and sober, and ecstatic at finding you, in shock you humor her
"...back where?"
>"Back To Equestria!"
>Years of repressed memories come creeping back into your mind, you can feel the therapy undoing itself
>Repressed flashes of memories of colorful hooved creatures come rushing back to your mind
>you're so busy trying to figure out where all the scattered pieces of memories in your head go that you don't realize you're being dragged into a nearby ally by the strange girl>rape
Filly wants to be hardcore.
>>30805124
I'm not going to let her.
>>30805119
>Years of repressed memories come creeping back into your mind, you can feel the therapy undoing itself
Look like some cute human waifu need another session of electroshock therapy
>>30805124
I'm going to let her
>>30804999
When was the last time she's actual done horse like things? Aside from a few times she's done her hands into a fist that is.
>>30805150
She has horse shampoo in her apartment
>>30805161
But that's actually used by people too. They sell that at Walmart. So it's not like she's using a horse only shampoo since they market that to people too.
>>30805101
Impossible, everyone knows Capper and Rarity are getting married.
>>30805250
Sorry but capper already have a husbando
POOONYYYYY
https://slutty.horse/secretbuttfun/Apple_Horse_Doesn_t_Change_Scrunch_Expressions%20ybQhsUqJUlo.mp4
>Rarity gets a cat boyfriend
>but also has a cat pet
What did they mean by this
>>30805265
Obviously Capper's going to fug Opal.
>>30805261
>Chummer
>cummer
Which one is the top?
>>30805265
Capper is trying to-
>>30805270
That.
>>30805261
>Chummer left Capper to die
What a piece of shit
Remove Capper
MY LITTLE FILLY
>>30805326
What kind of name is Chummer anyway?
>>30805325
>>30805361
He's no good for you, Rarity. He'll just break your heart.
>>30805086
HASBROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30805325
>>30805396
Now give Chummer a boner poking from under his sheets
>>30805264
>remembers Jhaller exists
>Haven't seen that vid in years
>search his channel
>this pops up
Thanks YouTube.
>>30805543
hey Dash, where's your blow hole?
>>30805340
What kind of question is that, berk
It's 2AM. Bring the sleep aid filly.
>>30805749
I'm using her right now, sorry
>>30805744
What a nice poof.
>>30805751
I'm tired of poofs
I'm gonna shave it
>>30805751
I wanna swap baking tips with her
>>30805754
>tiring of poofs
You son of a bitch
>>30805751
He really did get himself the absolute perfect mare, didn't he.
>>30805764
she might like it
>>30805771
I would argue he fathered the perfect mare, but I guess perfection is in the blood.
>>30805774
Get away from the poofs, you jerk.
Bird:
>>30805541
>>30805551
Shoo be doo:
>>30805622
>>30805636
>>30805646
>>30805656 featuring rarara and ponk
>>30805675
>>30805774
>fosgitt
>>30805804
Even as a fish, Rarara is a sexy, fuckable slut
>>30805086
>didn't even look like MLP
Why do you want the same old crap over and over again? All you want is cute pastel colored cartoon horses in magical fairy lands with pretty rainbows.
Do you want things to stay the same just for the sake of staying the same?
Also, in season 1, the show had a lot of dark places with lots of cool mythological creatures, so the concept art kinda does look like season 1 of MLP
>>30805804
>dancing and singing seaponies
shoo be doo confirmed! I'm excited now.
>>30805823
First, I'm not him.
>Also, in season 1, the show had a lot of dark places
No, they were cartoonish. All the dark stuff was extrapolated by the fandom, and most of that was garbage.
The darkest canonical stuff MLP has is Sombra and the Crystal Kingdom. Guess who's also the worst villain? Sombra, who manages to be even more badly one-dimensional than Tirek. Sombra-related anything is always a total clusterfuck.
The show is about cute pastel colored cartoon horses in magical fairy lands with pretty rainbows. Attempts to turn it into something it's not are doomed to failure.
>>30805086
doesn't belong in MLP in any shape or form, and would be harmful by inclusion. It's a good thing for it to have been cut.
>>30805833
I hope Sweetie didn't have to do the same thing Cartman did to get those
>>30805893
Of course not.
She had Rarity get them for her.
>>30805823
>that pic and argument
>>30805086
>>30805881
>>30805906
>to dark for little girls
Literally Jim Miller tier
>>30805924
>wanting children to get spooked by skeletons
People like you should be executed
>>30805937
>not wanting children to get spooked by skeletons
It's been happening since the fucking '30s, why should the next generation miss out?
>>30805937
If an animated movie doesn't have a scene that psychologically scars children then it's shit.
Are kids really as dumb as people say they are?
Were you guys dumb when you were kids?
>>30806040
I was dumb as fuck, but I don't think other kids were, or are
>>30806040
Everyone was dumb when they were kids. There are no exceptions. Even the ones that are smart for their age still fall victim to the foibles of childhood.
I remember watching death note when I was a kid and I followed the story. I also beat a lot of hard video games. I dont think kids are as dumb as jim says
>>30806040
I was dumb, I've never stopped being dumb, and I'll die dumb. But even I know that Jim was never involved in the movie.
>>30806040
I was probably smarter and more mature as a child. Adulting has made me dull, tired and immature.
>mfw reading a big ass fic from 2012
It's probably aged terribly.
>>30806182
Well if you're going to talk about a fanfic share the name, purple.
>>30806185
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/12350/griffin-the-griffin
On second thought, I'm not sure I can read this.
>>30806194
Hahaha, holy shit. What made you want to read this? Did you read it back when it first came out? I'm not really a fanfic reader so I don't know if this person was popular or something. He doesn't seem prolific enough to be popular though.
>>30806208
I had it in my read it later library and I've been running out of good, long stories to read. I think I've read the majority of the good stories on that site.
>>30806214
How badly has fanfiction productivity slowed down? If you're catching up with your 'read it later' stack I imagine it's getting bad.
>>30802790
complaining did the trick
it's up now
>>30806222
All of my favorite stories are slowing to a crawl and dying. All of them.
So many 'incomplete' tags that have stayed like that for months, years. I'm going insane.
can you believe we've been ponying for a whole year
>>30806239
*seven years
>>30806231
>favorite stories you've been following for a long time staying forever incomplete
God, that hurt me when it was just a few. It's also bitter to find a story with the exact premise you wanted written really well but incomplete and hasn't updated in years. You read it because you want it, but you go in knowing you're going to be "blue balled".
I'm sorry for the loss of your sanity, Anon.
this thread is seriously lacking some fillies
>>30806245
>looga benis dooga dab
Language is magical
Shave.
>>30806277
But I don't wanna
>>30806277
what the hell is sticking out his ass?
>>30806284
congratulations, you're blind
https://derpibooru.org/tags/inner+thigh+cutie+mark
>>30806277
>>30806321
>>30806346
well, fuck
>>30806346
why does this happen so much? is this a meme by the animators?
>>30806362
flash
>>30806362
They copy paste the closer back leg for the further back leg. Most of the time because layering they don't have to do anything further. But sometimes because angles and animation they have to remove the cutie mark so you don't see it. But sometimes they just forget to do that and don't see it.
And then there's the leap in headcanon that no one actually believes of "virginity cutie marks". Which I don't see how caught on because the inner cutie marks on the show are always their own, implying every single pony just loses their virginity from masturbating or something.
>good things are better when they're a rarity
What did she mean by this?
>>30806214
>>30806222
Speaking of fics.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/163700/1/figments/chapter-one
This was a fun, slightly depressing in a way and slightly mindfucking.
>>30806461
It means they're married.
>>30806484
That's a cute Twiggy.
>>30806468
Lesbian pony couples make me very happy to think about
>>30806528
Same.
>>30806461
>>30806464
Yeah, that was fun and interesting.
>>30806528
T R A S H
>>30806579
Mare and mare is literally the best though.
>>30806592
G A R B A G E
>>30806607
>poochie
DOUBLE GARBO
>>30806606
Post a ship you like. I can like straight ships too. I just have my favorites.
>>30806609
>poochiefag
opinion discarded
>>30806617
R E F U S E
>>30806625
I want to hug that couple so bad.
>>30806625
This big guy is raping your waifu every night.
>>30806635
They have been dead for over ten years, Anon.
>>30806649
>tfw a ghost has been raping my waifu every night for 10 years
>>30806214
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/1886/The-Immortal-Game
full disclosure:When I started reading this it was called Ponies Make War. It's a bunch of hateful grimdark bullshit. But I did enjoy it!
I got about 60-80% of the way through and don't recall how it ends.
The other great (bullshit) longfic I used to love was The Great Alicorn Hunt: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5445755/chapters/12586163
I thought it was dead 4evr but apparently it's updated recently so I have to find my place and start reading it again.
Not sure if legit translations or ai making shit up.
>>30806635
>raping
That's stupid. You're stupid. Fuck off with your stupidity.
What a wonderful morning.
Thank you, princess.
>>30806711
Enjoy it!
>>30806484
which one?
I'm going to get some sleep before the episode. Have a poof.
So long and thanks for all the poofs
>>30806739
All Twigs are good Twigs
>>30806659
>the immortal game
I regret reading that story. It is almost entirely hateful grimdark bullshit. Plenty of torture, self torment, excessive feats of mental acuity, gratuitous violence and memes.It ended with a big DBZ style battle with several characters jobbing to Titan, and then Twilight beating him using borrowed magic. Terra loses her power and is reformed.
>>30806656
>Ghost rapes your waifu with beer cans while calling her a dishrag whore commie single mother
>>30806739
Just how many business chairs does she have?
>Anon will never violently rape you and call you a bad pony.
It's not worth it to re-organize my reaction images folder.
>>30806913
Did you read the comics related to today's episode, lads?
>>30806946
What a lucky guy.
>>30806962
You mean what a lucky mare
>>30806966
Sunburst is not for rape. I'd suck him dry, but only if that's what he wanted. No homo.
>>30806974
I'd let him fuck me until both our balls are try. Homo.
>>30806986
dry*
>>30806974
Same.
>>30806986
Same.
>>30806986
>uknowns
goddamn pokefags
>Pon
>>30807037
>purp
>>30807058
>>30807060
What's wrong, Twilie
Do you want food?
>>30807069
She wants fillies
and colts
>Today is Pony Express Day
>>30807095
Daapi is cute!Cute!
I just realized that some time in the past year Roogna stopped Lunaposting
>>30807106
Huh, you're right. Doesn't feel like it stopped too long ago though.
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/username/Roogna/
Last post from Roogna July 25, last Luna post June 20.
>>30807137
FLUFFY tail
FLUFFY
>>30807138
>>30807203
I think Thorax is a homosexual
>>30807247
He might be.
>>30807212
>>30807247
Episode in 2 bongs and 5 bings right
>>30807461
Yep.
>>30807461
>>30807494
Fuckable fillies
>>30807577
That's redundant, as all fillies are fuckable.
>>30807063
The hat makes her look older.
>tfw been up for 24 hours
>wanna go to sleep
how do I gain energy to watch the new episode
>>30807651
Move to a black and red room. They say the color clash makes you feel on the edge.
Drink some coffee.
Take a cold bath.
Think about fillies.
>>30807651
Think of fillies.
>>30807664
NOI
What if Boulder Media will animate the show starting from S8?
>>30807704
They're going to be more focused on making movies (Hanazuki, Transformers, MLP, etc.).
Now hoers where?
If you found a sleeping colt, could you resist gently teasing his sheath until he grew to full erection in your mouth, then massaging his soft sack while swirling your tongue around his hard little prick until he spurted a yummy little load into your mouth?