how do i get my gf to cosplay in bed for me? she said bronies

>>30768276
You're fucked.
Either you tell her to shut her eyes while you put on costume on her and when you're done she'll probably break up with you or you can just ask her to do it for you.
Either way she'll break up with you.
Also fucking normie.

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>>30768276
>gf
>bronies
>"""closet brony"""

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>>30768276
>my gf

>i'm still in the brony closet
You're a fan of a childrens TV show, not a faggot.
but you're probably also a faggot

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Where are you retarded redditor fucks coming from? Who is sending you here?

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>>30768276
>gf

>>30768276
>cosplays as Rainbow Dash
>wears makeup
Confirm for not watching the show

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>>30768309
You assholes have no one but yourselves to blame when you spoonfeed and otherwise don't actively tell them to fuck off and go back to where they came from.

Well, you're fucked
I mean, if you've been together for a while then you can try to ease her into it, but if she's 'just a gf' then you're absolutely fucked
And in which case, she must be one fucking bitch and you shouldn't be with her in the first place so... yeah

>>30768276
>how do i get my gf to cosplay in bed for me?
Dude, just let her know what you want. Ask what she wants in bed as well.

>she said bronies are creepy btw(i'm still in the brony closet)

You're fucked dude. DO NOT IMPREGNATE. DO NOT MARRY. Ride that ass while it's fun, but look for something better. Or.... you know.... more fucked up on your level.

>>30768276
ask her

>>30768276
>calling yourself a brony
>calling yourself anything for simply watching a tv show
>associating with the fandom in any way
I will never understand why people do this. Especially with this fandom, it's the worst collection of misanthropic jagoffs imaginable.

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My boyfriend makes me squeak like fluttershy and makes me call him daddy.

>>30768532
record it and post it '
you better be a girl

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>>30768532
no one cares, dude.

>>30768532
Nobody gives a shit.
Go squeak with your dog somewhere else.

>>30768276
>12 year old boy hips

Dropped.

>>30768748
faggot

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>>30768768
White women are gross. Sorry not sorry.

>>30768803
>Weave
>Cottage cheese thighs
>Some sort of flesh eating disease on her hand
Not really proving your point here.

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>>30768803
Don't be sorry, it's part of a greater truth. All human women are gross, mares are clearly superior.

It you disagree with that statment, then you can kindly fuck off and never come back as we don't want your kind here!

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>>30768803
3D woman are gross. Sorry not sorry.

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>brony
>gf

>>30768830
>>30768832
>maremind

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Where are you disgusting normalfags coming from

>>30768276
Break up with her, go to a con and find a cute pegasister. Date her.

test

>>30768276
Tell her you wanna degrade her or fuck something degrading.
Or just jack off to cartoons man.

"Horsefuckers" 2017, everybody.

>>30768509
>not associating with the fandom
>while browsing here
well meme'd friend

>>30768276
This board >>>/out/ is more well suited for you.

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>>30768276

Can she even fit in regular clothes?

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>>30768830
truly a work of art.

>>30768830
SAUSE

>>30768368
He's right you know

>>30769759
Right?

If you haven't been following it, then you can start here https://derpibooru.org/1420441

>>30769781
See >>30769787

Though I will say that you could have found it easily with a reverse search on derpibooru, so please learn to do so instead of mindlessly asking for sauce like some braindead fag-child in the future!