CYOA Discussion

>>30756442
Why can't you people fucking wat fo page 8?

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I'm prepared for the shitposting.

>>30756453
*wait for page 10

>>30756451
How fucking new are you?

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>>30756523
>>30756523

>>30756453
Why do you care so much?

>>30756453
It's weird, normally when somebody makes it early they get told off and don't do it again. It has become consistent. I am starting to wonder if it is some hairbrained scheme to keep cainarts out.

>>30756465
To cyoa? Less than a day. I went in to save the op image of Conquest of Paradise for use as a wallpaper and got distracted by the cyoa itself.

Incidentally does anybody have that image in a higher resolution?

>>30756598
Is it hairbrained if it works.

>>30756631
It's making me miss the Cainart ops because at least they always waited for page 10. And that was before I developed my silly theory.

This is probably going to get overlooked, but I feel like something needs to be said about the current state of the general.
It's bad.

But I think I have the solution. Many generals feel a need to have a thread up at all times or risk losing content creators. This ends up creating a stale, toxic environment.
However, it's an issue easily remedied, by making this thread a weekly, or even bi-weekly occurrence, instead of immediately after the prior thread hits auto-sage and then page ten.
This way, we can have time to read up on quests we enjoy, and stimulate conversation about quests by creating a temporary environment instead of a permanent, stagnating one.

And lets be honest, outside of QMs, the only people in this thread that do anything anymore are Paperponeanon and sometimes Pleeny, who are rarely asked to do anything anymore. It's not that hard to scroll the catalog for the quest you play. You wouldn't be missing much in the absence of this thread.

>>30756643
I like this anon's idea.

>>30756643
Cammy does requests sometimes as well.
Besides its the doomsayers yourself making this thread bad.

>>30756643
Ifag makes content too. Like that pasta

>>30756643
If you really can't tell that things are getting better I don't know what to tell you.

>>30756660
This will never be true no matter how many times you say it. Don't shoot the messenger.

>>30756672
It looks like it is steadily getting worse to me. Nobody is even resisting the cancer anymore.

>>30756665
I honestly enjoyed his Hijack of long ride home more than what bath was doing with it.

>>30756680
>Nobody is even resisting the cancer anymore
Which is why it's getting better. The cancer no longer exists but people kept fighting against it once it was gone.

>>30756672
It seems like it is getting better to you because you keep driving away more and more people who object to what you are doing to this place.

>>30756691
Lies. You are still here.

>>30756672
Fuck off and die already.

>>30756643
I kind of feel like things are improving so this seems a little pointless.

Oh hey Pluto is doing a bath and cycling cyoa, neat.
>>30751168
I think I might do just that.

It occurs to me we currently have two cyoa poners with the name ivory in active quests.

>>30756643
This has been recommended before, multiple times, and even though a few people agreed, a new thread was made anyway. Everyday. Forever.
As long as there's one faggot who won't listen when he's being too flamboyantly gay, it will continue to """improve."""
Anyone who has the power to do anything doesn't care, or abandoned you long ago. Your cries echo into the void, ignored by all but those too weak to do anything to help.

There is no escape.

>>30756643
>just shut down the second fastest general

>>30756923
Ho would win in a fight.

>>30756643
I don't even know what to say anymore on this subject that I haven't already said, or know how to do anything I haven't already tried. Things have been going downhill for a long time now. There doesn't seem to be much left to fight for at this point honestly. Everyone was driven to Sekrit but Cyoa as a whole has kept sinking and the players left are only a few and most of them are /that guy/.

I won't make any new threads if you want to try that, but I doubt someone else won't. I guess I'll just give it a rest altogether for a while. Starting now.

>>30756698
Also this

>>30757058
All the discord is good for is dull chatting, bitching about /cyoad/ and watching the cool kids circlejerk each other. As shit as all that sounds at least it's better than here where all that happens is people droning on about the same two quests ad nauseam and arguing. Heaven forbid other quests get some criticism so their qms might improve on them.

>>30757189
We had a critic and we scared him off.

>>30757219
We had other critics at the time but they were all in secrit.

>>30756984
The conqust Ivory would have a slight edge but the Week Long Ivory might be able to pull something off.

Somebody who has read neither quest give me a specific scenario.

>>30757336
>Somebody who has read neither quest give me a specific scenario.
Each poner stands at 30 meters apart and is equiped with a weapon of their choice.

>>30757367
Oh that's easy. Week long Ivory ends up with arrows in him until he dies. He might be able to throw off Conquest Ivory with a flash of light but that will only work once and she will have plenty of time to knock another arrow before her foe gets close enough to be a threat.

>>30757336
Anon please, WLV Ivory can't even protect himself properly.
And there's actually three Ivory poners in active quests now.
Semantic error, week long vacation, and conquest of paradise.

>>30757407
>WLV Ivory can't even protect himself properly
When I said he might have a chance I was refering entirerly to his flash spell.

>>30757407
I don't play Werk long but Conquest Ivory is an 8 year old girl.
A strong and skilled 8 year old girl though.

I have no interest in playing it but if seems there is gonna be a lot of talk about it so how would you describe the conquest mc.

>>30757738
A mostly obedient tomboy.

>>30757738
She's a dear.

>>30757738
qt deer waifu

>>30757791
How is she supposed to rape when she's a girl?

>>30757791
But she's taken.

>>30757817
Nah. He will be dead before she's ready for the d.

>>30757817
We will have to dispose of him.

>>30757825
No harm Batu pls

>>30757825
We have 3-5 years to work out our assassination plan.

Whispen is the platoon slut.

>>30757872
Funny way of spelling frosty rime.

>>30757876
I think she was defined by her brigade.

SUPER

>>30757879
First hillhoof regiment.

>>30757886
Not hard to be regiment slut when a good chunk of the regiment is dead.

>>30757927
come enjoy watching crew members as they use military vehicles like stripper poles.

>>30757885
HEATED

>>30757942
PENIS

>>30757937
Well that sounds fun.

>>30757738
She values strength.

>conquest of paradise won't be another Darkest Hour I swear
Already dominating conversation.

>>30757996
But the initial problem with DH was one anons repeated attempts to start discussion when nobody else had anything to say being interpreted as shilling.
There is conversation here.

Also kill yourself thalere is nothing wrong with talking about a quest.

>>30757996
>badwrongdiscussion
You're a fag

>>30757996
Go disguise yourself as frosty Rime faggot.

>>30757980
PLASMA

>>30758031
PERMEATES

>>30757872
>not Caravan

Active threads

Coltquest: >>30734082
Slave: >>30755597
1492: >>30753094
Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879
Space: >>30757927
Semantic Error: >>30730997
Week Long Vacation: >>30731052
Darkest Hour: >>30719355

>>30758163
WET

>>30758302
VAGINAL

>>30758352
COCKS

>>30758421
THOROUGHLY

Which MC's attempt to obaliate the main villain into a sexual encounter has been the most futile? And which MC's attempt has been the most successful?

>>30758781
>>30758004
Please learn to spell.

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Post functional /CYOA/ relationships.

>>30759276
you start

>>30759286
FUCK. wrong tab, my bad.

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What character alignment do you prefer for the CYOA's protagonist?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13741512

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>>30759606
Lawful Hungry

>>30759789
Why hasn't anyone fed this poor horse?

>>30758004
I don't like you, go away.

>>30759606
Whatever I want

>>30759869
2pudgy

>>30759789
>>30759869
>>30759902
Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Pudgy Twilight Twilight

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>>30759902
>>30759915
delet this

I slept in way too long!
>>30760223

>>30760391
>>30760391
Finally an actual session.

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There is a rogue group of changelings that still feed on love.

I have been wanting to do that as CYOA for a while now but have no time. Life is pain.

>>30760558
We need a rouge changeling quest/ reformed changeling quest. We also need a dragon mc.

I want to cum inside Pirate Choosie!

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>>30760588
This is hurting me because I had a whole idea fleshed out, but it's going to get adressed by an upcoming episode now.

Not that that it would prevent me from doing it cause "lol, alternate universe", but still.

>>30760628
Pirate choosie? I don't see a Pirate Choosie. Pirate Choosie when?

Jesus fucking Christ, just vote already. This is actually CYOA related for once.
>>30759606

>>30760858
I was going to, but you can only pick one, and I have several that I like.

Shit poll.

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>>30760858
No, you're rude.

Look how fat Twiggy is though, what a fatty fat fat fatty 2x4, can't get through the kitchen door.

>>30760892
Multiple choice polls are terrible for giving you a clear image since people will vote for a different number of options, some will a favorite and some runner-ups, some like X of the options equally. So it's much more concise to have everyone just vote for one favorite. Make up your mind, you're not goddamn Wallenstein.

>>30760922
SUPER

>>30760948
FAT

>>30760953
AND

>>30760957
ROTUND

>>30760963
PRINCESS.

TWIGGY IS NOT A PIGGY!

>>30760236
Don't worry so did I.
Well I woke up early to play then fell asleep again before the session started.

>>30760948
Holy shit fucking kill yourself. I get why oldfags hate superposting now.

>>30761008
That's kinda paranoid of you to say.

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>>30761008

>>30760939
No. I don't like one best. I would be willing to play as a bout half of them and will vote for those if I am allowed to do so. Having to pick one distorts the results because some people might have a clear winner and others had to to pick randomly from what they like. It makes it a shit poll.

More importantly, what >>30760922 said. You're rude.

>>30761008
What quests DO you like, anon?

>>30761078
I am unsure how that is relevant and wonder if you are just trying to work out my identity.

>>30761077
Well. Fine. I spend all day preparing this poll and all you can do is nag. Great. Now we have a shitty poll for our shitty thread on our shitty board. Glad we were able to sort this out.

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>>30760996
The explain this.

>>30761121
What quests do YOU like anon?

>>30761173
I spent all day making this poll, please answer it. It's really important to issues currently effecting /cyoa/.

https://strawpoll.com/a5kcbhwk

>>30761468
>one or more
Right away, sir!

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Big Mare Hero returns from summer vacation:
>>30761585
>>30761589

>>30760558
in the lewd text game there are changelungs working for the gov that feed on lust and have tentacles inside the pods but we dont get to see this because the shitty qm wont make a new thread

>>30761601
Dang. I should have put more effort into catching up.

Woung wove

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>>30761468
>>30761588
The results are in, Twiggy is objectively a plump and pudgy poner. Glad we were able to sort this out.

>>30761774
Delet

>>30761774
I non-shitpostingly agree with this.

>>30761788
>>30761800
There is literally nothing wrong with Twilight's pudge, she's clearly not obese so it's ok.

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>>30761774
>>30761800
>>30761814
I just thought it was weird to ever question her pudginess.
I'm glad she is.

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>>30761856
She is pudgy just enough in the right places.
Just imagine booping that flank...

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The best thing about twilight is she never makes mistakes.

Anyone have advice on how to make start doing pixel art?

>>30762165

3 simple steps:

>1. spend thousands of hours getting good at regular art.
>2. spend a ton of time learning pixel art
>3. make pixel art

>>30762165
1: First, you need a computer, or some device that can have, or has, a drawing program installed.
2: Open aforementioned program on aforementioned device.
3: Do the thing.

>>30762245
Sounds like effort.

>>30762303
I agree.

>>30762303
Yeah, this.

>>30761814
It's muscle not fat

>>30762445
No it's not.

>>30762115
You better delet this right now

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How do you feel about bats in your CYOAs? What sort of traits do you prefer they have? Do they have echolocation? Are they fond of mangoes? Are they all vampires to you? What do you like to see?

>>30762511
I like my mcs to find them sexy.

>>30762522
It hurts so much.

>>30762511
The only good bat is a dead bat

>>30762511
If the bat isn't making eeeee sounds every post then it's not a true bat.

>>30762511
>Do they have echolocation?
I don't think so. They seem to have good eyesight, so they don't need echolocation
>Are they fond of mangoes?
This is one of the most retarded and cancerous memes.
>Are they all vampires to you?
No, unless you mean the fruitbat thing Fluttershy turned into.

>>30762591
You appear to have put that last line in the wrong spot

>>30762604
Hi Anon. It's great that you answered the three questions in my post. But I'd like it if you could take it a step further, seeing as you have clear and strong opinions on this. What traits DO bat ponies have in your headcanon? You've mentioned good eye sight, what else do they have?

>>30762635
I don't know, they don't have a lot of appearances in the show, so I cannot really tell you much about them. They have bat wings, fluffy ears and slitted eyes (hence the probably good eysight). And they seem to have some connection to Luna.

>>30762511
>Echolocation
Nah, just stronger senses.
>Mangoes
I'm one of these heartless bastards who believe that bats are at best omnivores, hybrids they are.
>Vampires
Not really, but your average regular ponies could think of them as such. Especially in small communities.

>>30762635
Batponies are actually edgy pegasus teens who get some magic makeover but usually it's just a phase

>>30762692
It's not just a phase. It's who they really are!

Actually according to the official guidebook Luna's guards are just normal pegasi with an illusion spell over them to make them look like creatures of the night.

>>30762760
Welp, it's canon then. Although Larson or Faust (?) kinda said "yeah they live in a mountain cave somewhere" or something to that effect if I'm not mistaken.

>>30762760
>official guidebook
of what

>>30762772
Of your mom.

>>30762511
Like they are in that Luna book. Cave dwellers that don't like light.

>>30762787
That guidebook also recommends not going to your mom during the wet season which I can totally agree with.

>>30762799
Me too.

>>30762760
But didn't berrow have something to say on the matter?

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>>30762799
Hol up, that was an exceptionally good mom joke and you deserve kudos for that.

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>>30762673
They actually only have one appearance in the show, and it's in the first nightmare night episode, so it will forever be debated.

The important thing is that bats are great.

>>30762511
As for your question, it doesn't really matter to me, I'll go with whatever the QM sets up.

The important thing is that bats are great.

>>30762165
There is a tutorial or something in that pixel canvas thread. You can find pony specific tutorials too.

>>30763182
>They actually only have one appearance in the show
No matter your justification, they still appeared in Cutie Remark.

>>30763204
waaaa, I missed that.

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>>30763182
Two, actually. And this one's not just a dream or something, it's an alternative timeline.

>>30763236
Oh, right that episode. I forgot about that.

Look at that portly little pony in the middle there. I want to poke her ponch and tell her she's been eating too many ponycakes.

Is the new episode any good

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>>30763287
Pressing the happiest button on the internet (pci related) every couple of hours, haven't watched it so far.

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>>30763269
ikr, don't you just want to boop her soft pudgy flank?

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>>30763287
It's one of those annoying "Threes Company" type episodes where the characters go out of their way to make a situation worse that could easily be cleared up in 2 seconds. Other than that though I liked the lesson for kids and found the character building enjoyable. Overall it was pretty fun.

>>30763308
yo
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf58q
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX_-86BbE

>>30763382
Good to know Spazz has a new channel.

>>30763382
Oh hey comixology is advertising on dailymotion now.
Not sure if I should be happy to see comics getting more mainstream or sad it's trash like the defenders.

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>>30763351
Plus look at how cute these background poners are.

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>>30763464
And it's Lyra! She even gets to talk again later!

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>>30763482
Wait a minute.... Imposter!

>>30763482
>>30763503
Le gasp

>>30763287
Ah in the new episode they confirm renegade changelings, who still feed off ponies' love

SUPER

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>>30763731
Ikr, I guess I should have spoilered that earlier, my bad. The plot of an upcoming episode revolves around it too. Thorax has to convince one of his relatives to give up the old ways.

Thorax was great in this episode, redeamed changelings are getting redeamed for me this season. I'm loving the continuity too.

>>30763775
EXPENSIVE

>>30763775
RENEGADE

>>30763731
howslow.ru

>>30763789
BATS

>>30763809
PURCHASE

>>30763813
SUPER

>>30763820
EXCLUSIVE

>>30763820
JUICY

>>30763828
WATCHES

>>30763775
Shut shut the fuck up jesus christ I never thought I would grow to hate SUPER

>>30763858
FOR

>>30763892
You!

>>30763892
ZERO

>>30763901
HOUR.

>>30763901
PAYMENTS

>>30763876
It's iFag doing it most likely.

>>30763916
DUE

>>30763934
WITHIN

>>30763942
THREE

What edgy things have happened in conquest so far?

>>30763946
DECADES

>>30763954
.

>>30763952
Drinking wine at 8 and pregnant at 13.

>>30763958
That's deer culture for you.

>>30763969
We only had like one sip of wine.

>>30763980
That's lightweight deers for you.

>>30763980
Why?

>>30763988
Because dad died.

>>30763994
That's pretty edgy.

>>30763994
Drinking to solve their problems, that's deer you.

>>30764005
Insisting that all these special circumstances are just deer things. That's griffs for you.

>>30764003
>death is edgy
Is thi a regular thing said in /cyoa/?

>>30764021
At least I'm not a changeling.

>>30764039
Claiming not to be a changeling, thats bugs for you.

>>30763958
So what race are deer? Mediterraneans? North-African non-muslims? South-England Celts?

>>30764050
I know, those shifty bastards.

>>30764059
Royals are allowed to have children young.
There seems to be a few different cultures among the deer but they are likely not middle eastern as Pluto tends to use zebras for that.

>>30764073
>Royals are allowed to have children young
Oh if she's royalty that's fine.

>>30764085
Only if they're related.

>>30764073
I've been basing the Deer off the Ancient Celtic cultures.

>>30764073
Middle Eastern zebras? What the fuck? They live in fucking Africa.

This thread has brought back my inspiration, anyone have a simple art request?

>>30764104
your favorite MC

>>30764099
They might be eastern European. I'm not completly sure which.

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>>30764127
But why?

>>30764089
Are they?

>>30764133
Most people use them for niggers so I don't see why this is any different.

>>30764093
Now when you say ancient are you referring to when mainland celts were around or just the generic Braveheart?

>>30764135
Nah, he is a yak.

>>30764144
I'm referring to the British Celts before the Romans came.

>>30764140
Ayy we wuz prancesses an sheit.

Hi.

>>30764173
Hi! How have you been, listen, I want to apologize. I know we used to not get along, but I've been thinking back, and a lot of the problem was me. You didn't deserve most of those things I said about you. Do you think maybe, maybe we could be friends?

>>30764190
I would love that.

>>30764237
Ifag doesn't spell it with a capital f fuck off not iFag

>>30764264
Only Hiji argues over who is iFag, fuck off Hiji.

reminder

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Could you please post a horse question?

>>30764370
Should any colors be off limits?

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>>30764381
Could you please post a question WITH a horse?

>>30764370
Does this post make my ass look fat?

>>30763958
I thiught it was a war quest.

>>30764521
That was all prolouge, we are into the quest proper now although the war has yet to start.

>>30764521
The war won't start for a while.

>>30764585
It's gearing up to be a holy war with some racial tensions behind it as well.

>>30764619
Then again who knows, maybe it will blindside us and be something totally different.

>>30764624
>who knows
The qm knows for sure.

>>30762511
Urban already determined bat canon

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If Deep Blue and Treads Softly were shoved into a pit and forced to fight to the death who would survive?

>>30764807
Rust Bucket

>>30764807
Who gives a shit

>>30764807
taunt

>>30764813
I do apparently.

>>30764807
Which one is deep blue again?

>>30764751
I'm kekekekeing at you right now kiddo.

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Have you ever dropped a quest for what may seem like an unusual reason? If so, what was your reason?

>>30765078
No

>>30765078
I dropped Darkest Hour because I was sick of the qm acting like a fucking sperg.
In particular getting mad at discussion, I won't play a quest I can't talk about.

>>30765099
Same except I didn't finish catching up before I gave up.

>>30765078
I was one of two people to drop Custos Luna over the time skip, most agreed it was bad but everybody else was able to look past it.

>>30765078
Nebula, it was impacting my health.

>>30765124
How?

>>30765078
I dropped a quest because I couldn't stand the players flailing their arms and flinging their poo everywhere.

>>30765145
BMH?

>>30765146
How did you know?

>>30765157
They were fucking insufferable. Somebody suggested a power they don't like and then any other wind themed power suggested started a shitstorm that it was the same guy pushing wind. Which would not even matter if it was.

>>30765172
/cyoa/ can't handle people that defend their ideas.

>>30765142
His update time was so rapid I had to decide whether or not it was worth missing a few posts to do necessary thing like washing myself, going to the bathroom, or eating. Didn't help that he'd leap on every single post despite whether or not it made sense.(Electrician hating wires)

I have been thinking. In the unlikely event Broken Hearts does extend into adulthood I hope Mora does end up reneging on no sex. It's not Fair on Cuddle that she misses out because of a couple of spergs.

>>30765172
Yup, now I remember. I still feel bad about it because it was a good quest and poor Fins, but after they started doing it here too I couldn't take it anymore.

I didn't so much drop it as procrastinated going back to it.

>>30765213
I think the wires thing was the only time I was ever bothered by that.

>>30765215
I wholeheartedly agree.

SUPER

>>30765227
To me, it felt like the quest was always one shitpost away from being ruined, but after a while, I felt like it was already ruined and the players deserved a bad end. I just left after that.

>>30765229
How dare you agree with an opinion I don't share. You must be a samefag.
I would not want him to reneg (how the fuck do you spell that) just because it would validate the guy who asked about adult lewd in the first place. I do however regret not telling the paranoid fucker whining about a harmless pondering to shut the fuck up

>>30765251
BORING

>>30765307
This. The spoiler part, I mean. I guess the other part could be true too. I don't really know.

>>30765320
SPECIAL

>>30765357
PRINCESS

>>30765371
RUINS

>>30765378
EVERYTHING

>>30765399
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>>30765536
>>30765544
Overdrawn at the Poner Bank continues!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVo0dyjnWYo

Well that's one way to mark the start of your reign.

>>30765666
Tell me about Ivory Stalks
Why does she broadcast the ceremony?

>>30765666
Huh?

>>30765717
Princess Ivory Stalks is the mc of Conquest of Paradise.
Today is her coronation and after finding that many of the common folk find themselves wishing they could be there has decided to hire a unicorn to broadcast the coronation in the skies above the city.

What should be Ivorys first offical act as queen?

>>30765777
Are you the QM?

>>30765777
Going over taxs and the budget.
We probably won't make any changes but it's still something that needs to be looked at.

>>30765784
No. I am trying to start a conversation, Pluto is fast asleep.

>>30765785
You could reduce military spending.

>>30765790
Unlees the regent went way overboard that seems out of character.
I think even if he went a little above what she would have done she would keep it the same. It would have to be really bad before she lowered it.

>>30765798
Oh, I don't play the quest so I wouldn't know, I just thought it would be a funny rhing to say.

>>30765798
Actually that is another thing we need to do. Meet with our generals and stuff. We might already know them to some extent but even if we do some offical meetings might be a good idea. Maybe shuffle around troop deployments a little to have more men ready to defend against attacks from the direction of the capital, depends on what Caiside already had set up. I assume he is still head of the army so we can probably just tell him to bolster troops on that part of the border if we deem it needed and let him sort out the details.

>>30765789
Why the fuck would I want to actually discuss quests here.

>>30765829
Holy shit kill yourself any time.

>>30765847
Don't act like that's not what this thread has been for a while

>>30765825
Then again sudden troop movements the moment a new ruller comes in might frighten folk.
We will also have to talk to the folk in charge of survalience although there I am more concerned with domestic threats than the capital.

>>30765853
A huge part of how it got like this was getting mad about quest discussion.

>>30765853
I for one am glad to see quest discussion again. Maybe I should play Conquest just so I fucking have something to talk about.

>>30765861
Mad because the quest discussion was of such low quality that it was akin to shitposting.

>>30765875
Have fun with that.

>>30765879
You can't have low quality discussion. all discussion is inheriently equal.

>>30765899
Starlight go and stay go

>>30765899
I'd like to disagree with you, but you present a fair point.
Take then, as an example. the fact that now that Darkest Hour has been rebooted, no one is discussing it.
Surely the quality can't have dropped so far from the already low bar it held, that the players are no longer willing to discuss it?
They certainly had no qualms about it before, even when people railed against them to stop.
Will you not concede, that in addition to a thick skulled australian who didn't know when to keep quiet, that perhaps a great deal of the "discussion" generated about Darkest Hour wasn't just shitposters using a volatile subject to stir the pot here in the general?

>>30765899
*All
*inherently

Also, "no".

>>30765879
The discussion was of a perfectly acceptable quality fag.

>>30765914
Maybe because it made a major change that multiple people dropped the quest over.
Maybe because it has not even had time to have more topics of discussion come up.

>>30765914
>australian
Opinion discarded

>>30765914
>australian
This is getting embarrassing.

Reminder the majority of newfags side against the doomsayers.
If that's not proof the cancer is gone I don't know know what is.

>>30766230
I agree.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13746859

Please do not bumb the conquest of paradise.

>>30766414
Why you asking us?

>>30766432
Because of a conversation in Conquest.

>>30766414
Horse cervical penetration is fine.

>>30766445
What about deer cervical penetration by yak penis?

>>30766454
Only if they are of legal age, foalcon is hot, less so with other species.

>>30766457
A child resulted. Is that close enough even if they were early teens?

>>30766454
More than fine

>>30766461
>A child resulted
Well that's even less sexy.

>>30766468
>not find the creation of new life sexy

What's your biggest fetish cyoa?

>>30766479
Scat.

>>30766480
What's your biggest fetish that's not fucking disgusting?

>>30766481
Katoptronophilia

>>30766479
BIG female pones getting BIGGER

>>30766487
>Katoptronophilia is a paraphilia for mirrors (the Greek word for mirror is katoptron). It may include activities such as having sex in front of mirrors, masturbating in front of mirrors, enacting other paraphilias in front of a mirror, having an orgy in front of a mirror, or enacting stripping fetishism in front of mirrors.
Fuck that sounds like it could be fun. I"m gonna fuck my boyfriend doggy style in front of the mirror tonight

I can't decide if I hate or love DWK now.

>>30766539
You mean the bit implying it's ok to defend against criticism?

>>30766581
Yes

>>30766581
>>30766585
Is there some background I am missing here?

>>30766589
A while back we had a guy saying you should not argue against criticism you don't agree with because it's an anonymous website.

I can't remember the exact words but it was retarded and people didn't call it out because they were desperate for any excuse to attack darkest hour players.

>>30766597
>you should not argue against criticism you don't agree with because it's an anonymous website.
But that's fucking retarded.

>>30766604
The thing you need to understand about that period of time was people would spew whatever bullshit they could to make this quest and it's players look bad.

>>30766619
Why?

>>30766623
One of the players had extremely poor grammar so they were frustrated whenever he mentioned it in the general so people were quick to latch on to the qms suggestion that amy discussion of the quest was somehow shilling.

The Qm had an very poor ability to handle praise.

>>30766628
>The Qm had an very poor ability to handle praise.
I know that feel.

>>30766628
Weird to think so much shit started from two little things.

>>30766023
>Multiple people
>Still the same amount of players just like before reboot
Have you even played it?

>>30766650
Three things. It did seem a little bit like shilling because he kept trying to start conversations nobody wanted to have.

And then it became our most discussed quest ever. Funny how things can work out.

>>30766023
What exactly was that major change? Heard it being mentioned a few times now. I dropped after thread #3 or so. (I was actually the guy who suggested the name "Frosty Rime")

>>30766699
A switch of mc.

>>30766711
Well okay, that is a major change.

>>30766711
That does sound major, I can see why it would upset some people.

SUPER

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>>30766933
SUPEEEEEERRRRR!

>>30766968
.

Wait why is Planeswalker hidden on anonpone?
I seem to recall it going pretty long. Is my memory playing tricks on me?

>>30767128
Speaking of anonpone is it just me or did fair winds and following seas take a long time to get added?

>>30766597
>you should not argue against criticism you don't agree with
Well that's fucking dumb. Criticism is just as open to criticism as the work it criticizes.

>>30767161
Does it matter? It's dead.

>>30765777
A purge. With help of Mong... I mean Batu's Yaks, if necessary.

Its criminal that Nightlight didn't end up with Gar.

>>30766498
You, I like you.

>>30767393
He couldn't handle that much mare

>>30767745
Have an update.

>>30767452
I like you too. Let's make a cyoa with mares getting bigger

>>30767452
>>30768125
I like both of you.

>>30768154
>>30767452
>>30768125

You’re a mare. A small mare actually. And you’re completely fed up with that! You’ve decided that starting today, you’re gonna make it BIG.

How do you proceed?

>>30768211
We will go bit some Big-O's and Big Mare Cola.

>>30768221
But BMC makes your bones brittle and stunts your growth

>>30768211
Build a city out of cardboard boxes, and make little cardboard ponies to live in it.

>>30768221
>>30768228
>>30768237
Using some small car boxes and some tiny figurines to pretend you’re as big as you wanted already. That feeling when you pick up one little plastic poner, imagining his simultaneous fear and admiration over your gigantic form… it makes you feel so happy, so powerful… so IN CHARGE.
Your butt begins to glow. Looks like you just got a big cutie mark. There no time to lose anymore.

You get to the big mall to get some big food and big drink so the bigness rubs off on you.
However, the cashier stops you when he sees the dozen packs of big mare cola and big-O’s. He says you’re only allowed one pack and one can a week or you could get in BIG trouble. Which sucks since you wanna be very big very soon.

>What now?

>>30768270
Buy them, use them, and come back next week. We're playing the long game here.

>>30768270
Take your current loot home, dress yourself up with paint and a moustache to look like someone else, and return to buy more. Repeat this procedure when they change shifts, and then do the same thing at a different store.

>>30768285
>>30768292
You begrudgingly accept to take the slow route to bigness. You take the single box and can back home and use them through the week. When it’s time again to go to the big mall, you realise you’ve grown!
You’re now the size of an average mare… but it’s still WAY too slow!

It’s time for your big wits to get in motion. While they only sell big products at the big mall, you make a stop to the disguise shop. With a different disguises, you manage to fool the cashier and get multiple times you weekly dose and bring it home.

However, after a dozen runs like this, you see three ponies in uniform wait for you at the main entry of the mall.
Oh, shit! It’s the big mare police! Which doesn’t really make sense since they’re average sized.
“It’s her I saw on the cameras! Get her!” One stallion in uniform shoots, pointing his baton at you in a Hollywoodian fashion.

How do you react?

>>30768382
>>30768382

Final day before the start of a new story arc!

>>30768362
Go squinty eyed, and pretend to speak japaneighs and not understand what they're saying.
Ching chon ling long baka desu sempai.

>>30768420
“Ching Chong Ling Long Baka Desu Sempai!” You scream in panic, squinting your eyes like the neighpanese mares. The big mare agents stop as they seem to buy your act and think you’re a lost reverse gaijin. Looks like this training in disguising yourself paid off big time!
While the agents are arguing whether you asked for the nearest restroom or called their mothers an armchair, you manage to sneak past them toward the exit.

This time, you consume your prize in one evening, and fall unconscious immediately after.

The morning after, when you wake up, a big smile grows on your face as you realise you had got a big growth spurt overnight! You could currently look Celestia in the eye!

However, you hear on the news that the big mall has been closed until further notice for undisclosed safety concerns.

What the next step of your big plan?