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Dash is always working on the next great trick,
and time to time it doesn't end well.

Do you think it ever causes worry and arguements between her family/friends and if it does how do you think she handles it?

Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions

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a new thread for more images

fun allowed again
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>>30745590
Replace the h with an f, only then is the answer yes
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>>30745620
>only then
Boo.
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>>30745620
>only wanting sex
>not wanting to love her every way possible
Fucking kill yourself.
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>>30745482
>Do you think it ever causes worry and arguements between her
>family
No, they seem very supportive.
>friends
Yes. Fluttershy especially
>and if it does how do you think she handles it?
Assure her as best as she can, and then go through with whatever she's got planned anyways. Dash has no problem pushing Fluttershy around.
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>>30745539
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Daring Done (Sep 9) synopsis officially confirmed. >>30747488
When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, she convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the Daring Do book series will be closed forever.
So nothing new here, it's almost identical to the synopsis in Zap2it.

It's weird, "she convinces Pinkie Pie." I'd understand it if Pinkie (or any other pony) wanted to help Rainbow Dash and go with her, kinda like what they did in Daring Don't, but why would Dash ask specifically Pinkie for help? I mean, OK, it's true that they went on an adventure together, so they have some experience as a duo, but it still seems arbitrary that Dash had to convince Pinkie to get her help for something related to Daring Do. I wanted another episode with Twi reeeeeee.
I don't know. At least we'll get more fangirl moments, and fangirl Dash is always adorable. I'm looking forward to it.
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I'm leaving for basic training at Fort Benning in two days and I'm really nervous. Can I have some cute RD to cheer up? Thinking about muh waifu is the only thing really calming me down now.
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>>30747892
Best wishes, Anon!
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>>30747892
Good luck. You can do it.
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Even Glimmer flies better than Rainbow TRASH
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>>30747959
>>30748004
>>30748017
Thanks mates. I'm probably worried about nothing, as long as I have Dash I'll be fine.
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>>30748056
Stand up straight, don't call the drill sargent sir (Thats for the senior drill sargent.), don't question any superior, your only 'friend' is the one teaching you to shoot, and most importantly: Do NOT sleep or even yawn in the middle of the day while the drill instructors are in ear shot.(Trust me, you'll want to die if you do.) But otherwise Anon, I'm sure as long as you are respectful and aren't a useless pile of living shit you'll be fine, I'm not going to lie. This is going to be some of the worst days of your life. Also, the bonus is a lie, you ain't getting shit.
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>>30748056
Be the most awesome.
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>>30748315
Thanks for the advice, will do. I learned the hard way not to call the sergeant "sir", so I'm sure the rest of that is sound advice.
>>30748323
I have to, that's just what Dash would expect of me after all
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I don't mean to interrupt, just a quick heads up. The last episode of My Little Pony in The Sims came out today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=971RCecaZP8
Rainbow Dash is in it, and there are spoilers in Derpibooru about her role in the episode. I'm probably too late, but if you were interested in watching the episode, watch it before going to Derpi.

In case you didn't know this mini series, it's exactly what the title suggests, My Little Pony in the game The Sims. If you ever played The Sims, it's basically a simulated gameplay of a pony version of the game. It's pretty nice and it gets about one episode a year, this is the 5th episode, but it's not really a show so it's unrelated to the previous episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTOKIqEQT-P6_xhiXD8hebAinl6TiHpQh
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And now an encouraging Wonderbolt Dash.
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>>30748996
It is. Just remember, THE BONUS IS A LIE!
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>>30749373
It is? I'm going active 11x, my contract says something about a decent sized bonus.
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>>30749407
>>30748996
Financially speaking, save, save, plan, save, and save. You can make a decent wage in the service, but don't depend on promises. You are the master of your fate. I'll be rooting for you, Anon.
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>>30749494
Thanks, i appreciate it. With you guys and dash, how could I fail?
>>30749316
Encouraging dash is best dash.
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>>30745482
(where's that one rainbow dash drawing with the sandwhich the juice box and the hoodie?)
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>>30748323
Man, I wonder how that thing works, or how she lost the original.
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>>30750426
>Ear, eye, wing...
>Small sacrifices in the ceaseless war of liberation
>Sombra's slave armies are relentless, tireless, fearless...
>Terrified, brainwashed, eyes begging for death to grant them release from the black Emperor's evil magic.
>Years of war take their toll, even on the Wonderbolts.
>Strength wanes, hearts callous, tears run dry.
>It takes a special kind of pony to lead us.
>Somepony who can carry all our pain, sorrow, and despair.
>A star glowing on the horizon.
>Leading, always leading.
>Always first, foremost, flying straight into enemy fire...
>The blinding brightness of her drawing every eye, every enemy bolt and blade.
>And the rest of us follow.
>We have to, you know?
>We can't let her down.
>If we fail her, and she fell...
>We can't let that happen.
>So long as she flies...
>One day, the Crystal Empire will be free.

-Last entry taken from the field journal of Sergeant Mayfly, 14, of Cloudsdale. Found after the western ridge sortie known as Featherfall. May their sacrifice always be remembered.
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>>30749407
For most people the bonus never comes. If I remember correctly alot of people from some state actually had to PAY that amount for some bullshit. If you already signed I'm sorry. But if you didn't don't sign, just go for one tour and come back.
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>>30749407
Here's the basics of it Anon. The contract you signed does not hold them to paying you your 'Bonus'. It DOES hold you to serving your time. The 'Bonus' is just a promise, meaning this: If they choose not to pay you, they don't have to pay you. You served your time. They don't need your trust anymore. Honestly, joining the army this day and age is a bad idea. Don't get me wrong though, I love my country and if they desperately needed troops I'd gladly reenlist, but honestly they lie ro their men way to much. I don't know if you can still as I didn't, but if you can, drop out. It's not worth it.
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>>30750270
Do you mean this one?
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>>30747892
Hey I just got back from Ft Sill like 2 weeks ago. Don't take any advice you've gotten as fact: every platoon is radically different.

Although in general, to get by without much trouble: obviously, keep your power level hidden and don't talk much about other unusual interests you have unless someone else brings it up. You don't want to be like the guy from my battery's 2nd platoon who admitted to 20 people he's watched around 30,000 hours of anime. DO NOT lay low and try to avoid notice like some people say. Even if the drill sergeants don't single you out for it, others will notice and bad things will happen.

There's a lot of regulations now on what the drill sergeants can and cannot do. It's not like Full Metal Jacket. They can't lay a hand on you unless you're doing something that could injure yourself or others. They can't call you names or do overly stupid shit for fear of it being considered hazing. They can't even swear too much. Just do what they say and know that whenever they yell at you, it's nothing personal. That's their JOB.

Make friends. You'll need a clique to enjoy Basic. The best-off people had a group they'd always be with, usually 3-6 people. Then those groups had 1-2 orbiters, and those guys would be alright too, but a little worse off. The worst off were the people who would sit down to eat MREs and have nobody to hang out with. They didn't have fun.

White Phase sucks. It's a lot of sitting around in the heat all day for 10 minutes of shooting, and not even fun shooting. That shit's gonna be a long process, but you have like 2 weeks of training left when you're done.

Oh, and don't be stupid and think you'll get away with contraband. Trust me, you won't.
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>>30750619
That gave me goosebumps.
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>>30750993
Thanks for the advice anon. I'm pretty dead set on doing this, but at least Im noy expecting something that might not happen.
>>30751564
Thanks as well, my plan was to sorta lay low so I guess I'll reconsider. I'm kinda shit at making friends too, so hopefully that'll go well. I didn't know the drill sergeants were so restricted in what they can do, that's sort of odd but reassuring.

Finally at the hotel before the airport, all this Dash is really great.
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>>30745482
We're lacking some fresh blood in fanfics.
I wish I could write to fix that.
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>>30752441
You can always give it a shot. Write something when you feel like it, even if you think that it'll be bad. It won't hurt to try, and even if it's bad at first, maybe you'll discover that you enjoy writing, and the more you write, the better you'll get. The longest journey begins with a single step, don't give up before starting.
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>>30752235
Don't go out of your way to get noticed... just realize that when you're with the same group for 10 weeks, staying unnoticed is impossible.
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>>30752536
I would if english was my mother tongue. When I read (decent) green, I see that I'm still not ready to give it a shot. I feel like my syntax isn't great and I don't know enough idioms to make something smooth. I don't have fresh ideas for stories with Anon and Dash.

It doesn't help that I'm not very good at writing in my mother tongue either.
Thanks for the advice though.
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>>30752559
That's a good reason, but I still think you should try it out. The dash thread is always thirsty for green, and the writefag thread is full of writers who would be happy to go over anything you've written and suggest improvements, that's where I went for help.
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She has brain damage
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>>30753147
That's some pretty sexy hooves.
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>>30755360
Are you the dude with the quadruped leg fetish?

Either way, I agree with you.
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>>30757998
How could anyone not like horse legs?
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It's been a while since I posted one of these. Have more recolored porn, /dash/. I hope you like DimFann.

https://derpibooru.org/1514423
https://derpibooru.org/1514426
>>>/trash/11106077

There were a few more variants in the original set (no socks, looking down with the tongue out), I only uploaded to Derpi the two versions that originally got more votes, but if someone wants a color edit of some of the other versions, just ask here and I'll post it to Imgur or whatever.
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>>30758498
>plump petals
>big nub
>not over the top crotchtits
dimfann is 9/10 and your color work is a blessing, senpai
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>>30755242
I love the detail
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>>30758498
This is really good. Thanks for the edit, Anon
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>>30761123
Those are some cute Dashies
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>>30761446
Thanks Anon.
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how is she so perfect?
like all other ponies are shit in comparison
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>>30761123
It's very close but space dash is my favourite out of those dashes
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>>30758498
I'm not a huge fan of anatomically incorrect porn.
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>>30763766
It's weird, it seems that this artist ("EGN") doesn't have a Tumblr or a DeviantArt or whatever, and this art is exclusive to the Equestria Daily Newbie Artist Training Grounds posts. It's surprisingly good if the artist is new to pony.
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>>30767367
That's pretty hot. Is Anon gay or something ?
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>>30769817
Hugs always
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>>30770306
>https://derpibooru.org/1515694
Nice.
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>>30770306
UNF!
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>>30770306
There's something about this pic that really makes me want to French-kiss her before she swallows. And after making out for a while, I'd eat her out, and then French-kiss her again, with her mare juice still in my mouth. I never thought about it before, but the idea of tasting not only each other, but sharing the flavors of our love like that is simply unbelievable appealing.
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>>30771389
>French-kiss her before she swallows
Das gay.
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>>30771449
>he wouldn't savor his own jizz from his mare's mouth after she gave him a blowjob
Pleb.
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I need to step out real quick. Don't molest Dash while I'm gone.
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>>30771743
I love her too much to scar her for life. I'm going to buy her an ice cream cone.
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>>30771743
Why's she so shiny? Not that I'm complaining.
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>>30769817
>>30770103
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Alright Anons, I'm about to board the plane to georgia. See you in a few months if I survive. Have my favorite Dash.
>>30771984
>>30769817
That's so adorable
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>>30772211
glhf
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>>30772211
Wish you all the best. See you soon, Anon.
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If it's true that when we die we get to see her, is it worth living anymore?
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>>30773463
This is a game that we can only play once, and we don't know the rules. Maybe we'll see her when we die, and every second we're here is a wasted second that we could be spending with her. Maybe our hour is already written in stone and if we tried to leave sooner, we'd end up trapped in a waiting room until the marked date. Maybe there's no reward, and the afterlife is a lie.
We know nothing. We could fall into despair, but it wouldn't solve anything, so I think that the best course of action is, as usual, hope for the best and prepare for the worst. And in this case that means, have faith that one day we'll be with her, but keep living your life here and treasure every little thing in this world that reminds you of her, every green, every fic, every fan animation, every cute drawing, just in case.
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>Be Anon.
>Be Anon now living with Dash for about a week after dating her for a few months.
>How you made it this far is still kind of a mystery.
>She was even kind enough to help you get a ladder installed on the side of her house for you to get in and out without her taxiing you up and down every time.
>One things for damn sure though...
>No way your going to fuck this up.
>Asking her out took courage.
>Getting to this point had to be some kind of luck, but no way are you going to let it slip away.
>Shes great.
>Shes always looks good.
>And above all, you care about her.
>So much so that you find yourself doing things that you would normally hate with a burning passion, however, when she asks you to do it...
>Suddenly it doesn't seem so bad.

>"Hey Anon, can you clean the living room?"
"Got it."

>"Anon, you got dinner tonight?"
"No prob."

>"Anon can you do me a favor and clean out Tank's water and food bowls?"
"I'm on it!"
>Anything she asks...
>Which normally isn't very much.

>One night in particular she asks you to make the bed and of course you don't object.
>Making the bed ain't bad at all.
>However one thing you hadn't taken into consideration was that: your a dude.
>Bed making is one thing you still think to do like a guy.
>Which is that the bed should only need to be made once every fiscal year...
>So that same night not long before bed time your making that bed like a man makes a bed; tucking the sheets in 4 feet, getting those perfect folds at the pillows.
>Getting them snug and tight.
>If you had a staple or a nail gun you'd nail those things in.
>Needless to say, the bed is made.
>One thing you did not take into consideration was that she is about 3 feet tall.
>Her bed is big.
>big enough even for you.
>Making the bed with that kind of precision tends to make you short-sheet it.
>Just a tad...
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>>30775019
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>Not much later that night you both get into bed and the blanket may be fine, but the sheets barely come to her hip.
>Your laying against the back frame with your arm wrapped around her as she struggles to get the sheets up to a comfortable position.
>"What the... I-I can't get- gah! What did you do to the blankets??"
>She gives you a slightly annoyed look.
>Aw hell.
>N-No problems!
>Got this shit...
>You grab the sheets and grip them tightly.
"Whoa whoa, Dash relax." You peck her on the cheek, making her blush just a bit. "I got this."
>You pull on the sheet yielding no results. They don't budge.
>She gives you an unimpressed look, making you grow a little nervous.
>C'mon man!
>Now more determined, you grab and pull even harder.
"HNNNNNN!!"
>Dash lets out an annoyed sigh.
>"Anon if you can't-"
>Before she can finish, your hand slips and you punch her in the face. Knocking her head back against the bed frame and knocking her unconscious.
"D...Dash?"
>Oh...
>Th-there are no words for this.
>Can't even...
>You stare at her for what feels like an eternity.
>Secretly hoping she doesn't wake up so she can kill you.
>You nudge her shoulder and tap her cheek.
>Nope.
>She is out.
>Frankly you believe you've really out-done yourself here.
>That was extraordinary!
>Way to fucking go...
>Have definatly skipped some levels on the "How to make others think you are beating your girlfreind" charts.
>...well while shes passed out may as well grab her but, yeah.
>Yeah thats some hot business right there alright!
>Hopefully she won't remember this.
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>>30775023
Really short. But I thought it'd be funny.
Heres a paste for it: https://pastebin.com/S52JnrtU
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>>30775040
I can't believe Anon is fucking dead.
F
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>>30775040
No chance for a "dashes friends think you abuse her" green?
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>>30745482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28xM5Pwio9Y
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>>30771720
It's some stallion's jizz, though.
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>>30776728
The pic is cropped though, you can fill the gaps however you want, and that includes assuming that it's not just "some stallion's" jizz. Not to mention that if you can imagine that you're with her, it shouldn't be a big stretch to imagine that you've become a pony too and self-insert as a stallion.
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>>30777489
>it shouldn't be a big stretch to imagine that you've become a pony too and self-insert as a stallion
This idea is extremely unpopular. But personally I wouldn't mind becoming a pegasus stallion for her and eventually have pegasus foals with her. I can't imagine a more perfect life.
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>>30776728
>being so insecure you can't even self insert as a faceless stalion with no identity
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>>30777563
Same. To be honest, most of the time I fantasize being a human in Equestria, but I imagined plenty times being a pony, and specially the part of having children feels much more natural. If I was given the chance, I wouldn't doubt it for a second.
It never ceases to surprise me that everyone on this board can self-insert as a bald, green man with a question mark as a face, but for so many people the idea of self-inserting as a pony is too far-fetched.
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>>30777563
>>30777711
>>30777816
Am I still on /mlp/? Where are the usual exclamations declaring that
>interspecies pony relationships, gay or straight, are the most degenerate heresy imaginable
? Only male human x female pony pairings are allowed, remember? Anything else is cancer.
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>>30777816
Because it's quite literally, alien to them/us
None of us has any experience as how does one live as a stallion, how does one think
But we all understand what being a human is, and what it means

I personally don't care about that shit, I don't feel cucked when I read about Twiggy plowing Dash with her huge futa cock or even impregnating her, but it's still WAY easier and maybe even more 'pleasant' (even tho there's not that many AnonxDash fics that are up to twidash's levels) to read about a human male making love to her


And I'll give my pov about having kids with her as a human
It's complicated, to be honest (and I'm talking about making a kid to a pegasus in general, not just her)
And them ending up as satyrs or normal ponies (for whatever reason) is irrelevant, because they'd still have wings
How can you deal with that?
Sure, Dash will be around, but what if she's in some friendship mission or whatever and you're left alone with the little one?
And he starts flying around?
How do you deal with these kind of situations?
It's scary as hell to me, and is one of the reason why I have a really hard time imagining having kids with Dash; compared to having some with Twiggy or another mare
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>>30777863
Its not that pony/pony is degenerate heresy, its just that human/pony is the superior form of pure love.
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>>30777908
>Because it's quite literally, alien to them/us
>None of us has any experience as how does one live as a stallion, how does one think
So it's an underdeveloped sense of empathy that drives these people?

You see the same phenomena within the SJW a lot, trannies and homos DEMANDING trans and gay (and black, and female, and obese...) protagonists in movies, TV-shows and videogames, demand to be "represented", because they are incapable of empathizing, identifying with or even roleplaying as a character who isn't a stand-in for themselves.

Is it something cultural? Something with the upbringing of GenZ (and late GenY, I guess)? This incapability to identify with a character that's different from themselves in some way is something completely new, something we've never encountered before, as a culture. My only hypothesis is that teaching kids the entire world revolves around them means they can't properly attach to a world (real or fictional) unless they literally feature as the center of that world themselves.
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>"My arrogance comes off as cocky, but it gives me the courage to fail."
-RD, S7E14

Just wanted to say that before this line, I disliked RD's character for the usual reason for her self-absorbed arrogance, but this was a beautiful line that provided so much characterization in so little and illuminated her reason for it and how she developed it to give her strength in a life of trial.
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>>30778378
I'm a Dashfag, and I don't even understand what she meant by it. Courage to fail? What?
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>>30778385
Athleticism is all about failure until one finally breaks that record. It took her years to become a Wonderbolt, and even now she is just one of the several, always training and failing until she gets it right. No-one succeeds at the hardest things in life on their first try; try try again until you make it. Her confidence gives her the courage to fail, and failure characterizes even the lives of the successful. We see in news and science and history the successes, but do not see the thousand failures behind every one.

Most people give up after failure; the difference between them and those like Dash who continually strive to overcome and eventually succeed is that they push through failure after failure until they make it. Her confidence gives her the courage to persist through failure.
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>>30778360
>So it's an underdeveloped sense of empathy that drives these people?
It's far more complicated than that, Anon

Do you see many... idk, sci-fi books and novels with an alien protagonist?
The answer is no, of course not
If your target audience is, say, teenagers like the harry potter books (I didn't read them, btw, I'm just using them to show my point) then you'll make the protagonist a student, a teenager, because it's easier for your audience to understand said character

The same reason you don't see many books with an evil protagonist, or a psychopath, or whatever
Because there's not many people that can understand these characters

Can YOU do it? Yeah, maybe, sure, doesn't mean the majority can/will give the effort to do so


>blabla sjw
what? I don't really see your point there, the 'SJW problem' has nothing to do with this and the reasons for why it's a thing aren't the same, or even close to the same reasons why we want humans to fuck mares in our greens
I mean, you could go the other way and say it's the same as us CIS scums that have penises, are white and want to fuck females, demanding to see good looking females and shitting on hollywood for pushing niggers and other minorities everywhere

I mean, I guess, yeah, it's about the majority 'demanding', but what's wrong with that?
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? For people to want to consume content that 'touches' them?

>culture
I don't know, but I don't see why this'd be a problem
I'd say that 'how' the culture has evolved these last 20 years should even HELP the next generation understanding differences and... idk, evolving their theory of mind? I'm way too tired to talk about this shit desu
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>>30778360
>>30778504
Cont.
So I'll add one last thing that is also important about this, but from the writer's perspective
We have to put ourselves in these stories
Even if we're not writing about proper self inserts, we still have to imagine being him/her
And for obvious reasons, it's easier to do so if the protag is a human male
Of course 'better' and more experienced writers can and will write from the mare's perspective just as easily, or from another being's perspective (discord or a bear or a diamond dog or whatever)
Just like a real life baker can write about a doctor specialized in gene therapy or whatever, but it'll still be easier for him to write about Anon baking shit than to write about him curing cancer
Doesn't mean he can't, but there's only a really small portion of writefags wanting to put out even more work, I mean, we're doing it for free
We're just doing it for 'fun'
And writing takes time, and writing about shit you don't know/understand takes even more time
So, we don't write about shit we don't know/understand (like from a female's perspective or a Stallion's perspective) because either we're too lazy to put even more thought into it, or we simply don't have the time to do so
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>>30778471
When it comes to physical training you need to fail every time, unless you're improving your technique. If you can do 3 sets of 10 pullups without breaking a sweat you should not call it a day. Every set until you fail and every new set seems more and more discouraging. So your nerves are also subjected, even more than your muscles.
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>>30778567
Exactly.
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>>30778385
It means having the courage to do it, even if there's a chance you could fail
Also the courage to get back on your feet if you do fuck up
Or >>30778471 said it better
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>>30777908
>None of us has any experience as how does one live as a stallion
Fair point, but then again, no one of us has any experience as how does one have a pony girlfriend. I see it as taking the fantasy one step beyond. How would it actually be being with her? Would I like it more if I were a pony too? Would she like it more? Of course I can see that some people would think that being a pony would be a total bummer, but what I meant is that I got the feel that many people don't even want to imagine it, as if it was some kind of taboo.

>>30778360
What the actual fuck is this /pol/bait, Anon? Your entire post can be tl;dr'd as "if you don't like the same things I like, you're a SJW." Get a grip, man.
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>>30778595
Well, the thing is that we don't know shit about Stallions
There's Big mac, and then....
?

We do see the m6 and mares all the time tho, how they react, what they think, what they hate and what they love

See, the difference is that we know what a relationship between a human male and female looks like, and we kind of have an idea of how a mare would react in a relationship with a human
We understand the differences and the things that could be 'problematic', like estrus or the size difference or even the language, idk
But how does two ponies interact between each other? It's not like we saw a lot of relationships and how does lovers interact in the show, only a couple here and there

But again, that's just A reason, not THE reason

The main reason(s) is the interspecies fetish/cultural clash
I'd love to have a horsecock, I quite like how they look and shit, but it doesn't compare to all the things a human could do to a mare
Our fingers, our sizes, our cultural differences (see language, like using dirty words which could be taboo in horseland or whatever you want)
I mean, human on mare is just SO MUCH more interesting than Stallion on mare, from a narrative standpoint AND from a 'boner fuel' standpoint
"Oh, that's not how we do things on earth!"
Or "But missionary is embarrassing, that's not the pony way!" or go the other way with "Yes, but we're not on earth, so you just impregnated me!"
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>>30778729
Well, I think you have a point. Human x pony gives more emphasis to the dynamic of a completely unusual couple, while in pony x pony the couple would be more conventional and it looks like the greatest conflicts and struggles would be mostly in one side (how would /I/ feel being a pony?). So, yeah, I think I understand why some people would prefer scenarios like "how would /we/ do this together?", rather than "oh no, what will /I/ do without hands?" Thinking that these scenarios would be boring is probably a good reason to just ignore them.

However, I don't really think about this as /me/ becoming a pony, but as its effect on the relationship. What kind of things could we do together if I were a pegasus and I could fly with her? Stuff like that. The fact that we don't know shit about stallions, or the fact that we don't know how stallions and mares interact shouldn't be a handicap, it's a blank page, an opportunity to let the imagination fly.

Meh, I don't know. This is getting too metaphysical.
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>>30779128
Yes but many people have problems with blank pages
Some don't, but many will prefer having something to work with already and go from there, add things, remove other things, change or even reverse it all (there's a reason we're writing shit here instead of writing novels about original characters in original worlds etc)
Also the same way many (me included) start fics with the characters already knowing each other, or even already in a relationship, or even already parents
Of course we could go from the beginning and start with a 'blank page' but.. yeah.

But then again, absolutely nothing is stopping you from writing a story about an Anon with superpowers and able to fly or whatever
Or one with a horsecock
Or one capable of transforming into a horse
Or simply one getting transformed into one
But you can't expect everyone to like this kind of shit, these are 'risks' you can chose to take or not
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>>30779128
>The fact that we don't know shit about stallions
PROTIP: Watch the show. There are plenty of male ponies in it.
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>>30780468
Think you missed the point mate. Try reading it again.
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>>30780548
I think the point is either conveyed in an extremely oblique way or it doesn't make sense at all. What is the point?
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>>30778504
>sci-fi books and novels with an alien protagonist?
Yeah? Although it's a more common trope in fantasy. The most influential fantasy book of all time has a Hobbit main character. Up until the 90's animal protagonists in books, movies and videogames were omnipresent. Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, Lion King...
Harry Potter, Twilight and the like happened after.
It's only really in recent years that we're seeing a return, MLP of course being one example, with very relateable pony main characters.
>it's about the majority 'demanding', but what's wrong with that?
I'm not saying there's definitely anything wrong with the new wave. Just that the zeitgeist has moved from emphasizing good stories and new ideas and experiences, to feel-good self-insertion and mirroring the familiar.

What you're saying about laziness and only putting in minimal necessary effort only works from the writer's perspective. You'll find lots of especially younger bronies who legitimately prefer AiE.

> 'how' the culture has evolved these last 20 years should even HELP the next generation understanding differences and... idk
How? Or should I take "idk" at face value and you're just guessing?
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>>30778729
If it's interspecies fetish and culture clash, why are griffon, dragon, minotaur, changeling, draconequus... - on - pony action so rare? By your argument these pairings should be as common as or more common than human on pony. Think about all the ways shapeshifting and telekinesis can be used. Or the big, dextrous wings of a griffon, etc.
Not even fingers are exceptional in the hrander picture of MLP.
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>>30780590
How is it oblique? "We don't know shit about stallions" is a literal quote from the previous post, with the point being, it doesn't matter because it's not a bad thing.
And, in the context we're discussing, we don't really know much about stallions. When imagining scenarios that involve being with Dash, the typical scenarios you see in 99% of the AiE greens, Trenderhoof and Zephyr's unsuccessful attempts at seducing a pony become irrelevant. Even Big Mac's episode is mostly irrelevant too because I'd be more interested in what happens next, not just in the moment I won her heart. And the same goes for his parents' episode, given that it'd be a completely different love story. The canon couples, both the Cakes, and Shinning and Cadence, don't get as much attention, and we don't know much about them. So, yeah, I think it's safe to say that fantasizing about being a pony in a relationship with a pony is mostly a blank page.
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>>30780798
>hobbit
So, a small man with hairy feet that lives in underground houses with round doors
I mean, if you want to consider that 'alien' then sure, go ahead
My point still stands tho, the other 90% of the books are about humans/a human

Video games and movies/cartoons aren't the same medium
It's ten times easier to 'describe' the differences using the audience's eyes, you can't even compare that

Harry potter and Twilight are still about humans
Sure, they got super strength and magic wands, but it's still the exact same, ESPECIALLY since the protagonists are 'new' to these worlds and everything is explained to the reader through the newbie's eyes, just the same way it is in AiE stories, with Anon appearing and having to deal with the smol hors antics' and nonsense

>to feel-good self insert
Because, as you say, they make you feel good Anon
Would you prefer reading an 'interesting' green about something never done before or something that makes you feel good?
And then from the writer's perspective, do you think one would prefer writing something that makes him feel good as well as his readers, or something 'interesting' that maybe no one will like?

The ride's been going for nearly 7 years for some of us, and many were single males addicted to porn then, and still are now
We got all the 'keks' and 'what the fuck' stories throughout these years, we had our fill, but we can't fill the void of our loneliness and the only way we can 'feel closer' to our waifus is by writing and reading stories about 'us' and them

>laziness
Well, if you want to ignore all my arguments about that then, yeah, I guess you win this one? idk what you want me to tell you Anon
People prefer AiE because they're humans, it's as simple as that
Just like girls prefer reading about female characters
And if my dog knew how to read, I'm sure he'd prefer reading about a super dog eating alien bones or some shit
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>>30780798
Cont.

>culture has evolved
Well of course it's just a guess, I'm not some scientist and I don't have datas about this or whatever
But I have personal experience

We have tv now, and internet, and most importantly, we have TIME
More so than ever before, and it's easier than ever before to consume all this content, and it's not like the content disappears, it stays there and the kids that will get born in ten years will still see the lion king, and the lord of the rings, and whatever else with 'alien' perspectives

50 years ago, you had to open a book to read about what's it like being a russian under communist rule, or what it was like being a nigger working the cotton fields
Or being an alien at the command of a star fleet, or being a sapient sponge living in the ocean
Now, a kid can simply watch a movie and get an idea of it, of course it won't be as 'developed' as if he read an entire book about it, but it's more than enough, IMO
And 50 years ago, not everyone had the time to read that shit
You had work to do, shit to take care of, now since everything is automatized... yeah, and it'll get 'better' and better as time goes

That and the fact that it's 'normal' for a kid to be a geek now, things really changed a lot
20 years ago, people would look at you with an eyebrow raised if you told them you loved the lord of the rings and super heroes and whatever, but now it's 'normal' because of the movies
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Anyone know what happened to the Rainbow accidentally kills Anon threads?
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>>30780842
Because I'm not a dragon, or a griffon
Or a minotaur
And I don't know what it's like living as one, and being born in equestria and raised by/close to ponies
Sure, I could imagine it, and it'd take time to get it right, but what for?
People will still prefer reading about humans because it's relatable
Why are you people always ignoring some of my arguments and only focusing on one or the other?
It's not a matter of 'there's only one truth' out there
People are complicated machines, some want humans because of fetish reasons, other because it's relatable, others because both, etc etc
The fact is that people want more AiE, so the reasons exist

Also there's some of that 'species pride', or whatever it's called
You're human, and you're supposed to help your species grow stronger and bigger and prove everyone else that humans are the best/are deserving
Hence all the breeding fetishes/shists
If you give your mare some satyr babies, then half of these babies will be human, which is BETTER
Or something like that, idk

>fingers
Well, I guess you could say that minotaurs would be better sex machines than humans, since they're just as big if not bigger and have hands too, but griffins? Nah
Wings can only help so much and reach so far
Wingjobs, sure, but can you pinch a clit with a pair of wings? Can you finger her ponut with it? Roll her hard teats between your primaries?
Then again griffins have talons, so they could do these things... if the mare doesn't mind a little blood play, I guess
Also, griffins are depicted as jewish pieces of shit
If you want to insert as one, be my guest
Same goes for dragons and minotaurs and diamond dogs and whatever, also we haven't seen much of them so it's all guessing

Draconequus tho, I mean, if you want them to be an entire species, I guess you could, but my headcanon (as well as many others') is that Discord is the only one and will always be the only one

And why isn't there much fluttercord porn out there?
Well, idk
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>>30782492
>My point still stands tho, the other 90% of the books are about humans/a human
Oh, a non-human protagonist is by no means the only way to captivate an audience and push the medium. Where did you get this 90% number from by the way?
>Harry potter and Twilight are still about humans
That's my point. Sometime in the 80's/90's a shift happened, and self-insert fiction like this became the norm.

>Would you prefer reading an 'interesting' green about something never done before or something that makes you feel good?
The interesting one, almost every single time. Without a shadow of a doubt the most memorable, touching, satisfying and thought-provoking stories I've read have all fallen into this category.

I find it interesting that you admit it's because you're a broken, addicted individual
>The ride's been going for nearly 7 years for some of us, and many were single males addicted to porn then, and still are now
>We got all the 'keks' and 'what the fuck' stories throughout these years, we had our fill, but we can't fill the void of our loneliness and the only way we can 'feel closer' to our waifus is by writing and reading stories about 'us' and them

>People prefer AiE because they're humans, it's as simple as that
But you've already refuted this yourself. You claimed people like AiE because they're single male porn-addicts trying to fill the void of their loneliness.
And from the writer's perspective you did earlier >>30778510 specify it's done because it's:
>easier
And that:
>'better' and more experienced writers can and will write from the mare's perspective just as easily, or from another being's perspective
As well as:
>there's only a really small portion of writefags wanting to put out even more work
and:
>we don't write about shit we don't know/understand because either we're too lazy to put even more thought into it, or we simply don't have the time to do so
Laziness is literally YOUR explanation, you're the one who labeled them as such.
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>>30781097
What do we know about mares that we don't know about this mysterious stallion race?
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>>30782577
>The main reason(s) is the interspecies fetish/cultural clash
And then you say:
>It's not a matter of 'there's only one truth' out there
>People are complicated machines, some want humans because of fetish reasons, other because it's relatable, others because both, etc etc

Are you now saying interspecies fetish/culture clash is NOT the main reason? Is it even a significant reason?
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>>30782685
>90%
Obviously pulled it off my ass
I don't think anyone ever did the numbers for this kind of shit

>sometime in the 80's/90's
Well, idk, I'm only 26 and don't read much anyway so I wouldn't know
My best guess will still be the coming of the television and the internet

>interesting green
Well again, that's you Anon and obviously not the majority
I'm not saying that interesting greens aren't great and can't work etc, but this also goes in the 'broken individuals' part of my post
This is kind of a weird subject, to be honest, we don't talk much about it and I never really took the time to think about it much, it's always been there in the side of my head (the same way it is for many other people, I'm sure)
But as a consumer of these 'feel good' greens and to a lesser extent, writer, I'll just give my pov on this (and I'm certain it's the pov of many people too, but I might be wrong, who knows)
I/We have been consuming porn for a long time now, I've been masturbating at least once a day, sometimes 8 times (on week ends and such) since I was, idk, 10 or something
But pornography doesn't give us anything else but the physical aspect of a 'relationship'.
The girl doesn't tell you she loves you or she doesn't asks for cuddles or whatever, it's not the point, it's just porn, it's enough to 'replace' sex but it cannot replace a relationship, it can't replace the physical needs you have as a human, to feel another close to you and all that sappy shit
That's why feel good stories are a thing, because I/We can't find this in porn anymore, but we, to a certain degree, can feel it in these green texts
And since we're used to fapping daily/a LOT, then the demand goes up, and if the demand goes up, the supply goes up too
idk, it's certainly more complicated than that, and I'm no psychologist so, here's my two cents
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>>30782841
Cont.

And I personally don't care about 'admitting' that I'm broken because we all are, I mean, you wouldn't be here reading second person smut about cartoon characters if you weren't 'broken', and to some degree, addicted
And we're on an chinese anonymous image hosting service, and there's no point in playing chad or whatever, you don't have any pride to defend or be scared of repercussions to your real life

>refuted
No, again, there's not ONE reason, ONE truth, everyone's different and some people want humans because X, others because Y, and others because X Y Z and W

We want AiE because we're single porn addicts that want to insert ourselves in these stories and fuck and cuddle these cartoon characters
We can't do that/have a harder time to do it if it's a griffon or Discord
I'm not sure what to tell you Anon, if you can't or don't want to understand that then let's just agree to disagree, whatever your point on this may be

>>30782785
Well, it is the main reason, to me
Is it yours?
Is it someone else's?
Who the fuck knows

My point on this was rather towards writing from another species' perspective
It's fetish fuel too, I mean, imagining yourself being a griffon or a minotaur with a huge horsecock, Anonfilly is a thing after all
Does every writefags want to put the work and go the extra mile and write about that shit?
Yes, no, maybe

Again, English isn't my native tongue and I barely slept so maybe my posts suffered from that, sorry about that guys
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>>30782731
But Anon, again, "we don't know shit about stallions" was never my argument. I agreed partially on the part you can see in the post you replied to, we don't really know how stallions and mares interact in a relationship. I admitted that it can be a handicap for some people, and I said that this "blank page" thing makes it more interesting to me. That's it, period.
Either you replied to the wrong post, or you're asking me to get out of my way to tell other people "no, you're wrong" about something that is not really that important to the topic that was being discussed. Do we know much about stallions? Maybe. It's irrelevant, we still don't know how those stallions behave in a couple, it's safe to say that we don't know shit about stallions if we're specifically talking about couples.

If you're trying to move the conversation to something else so we stop talking about benis in bagina :DDDD I won't blame you, but you're doing it awfully wrong if your questions make us discuss the same arguments again and again.
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>>30782841
>I'll just give my pov on this (and I'm certain it's the pov of many people too, but I might be wrong, who knows)
Please don't make wide, sweeping statements if all you can provide is anecdotes. ESPECIALLY don't mix personal statements and broad generalizations without clear differentiation between the two.
>And I personally don't care about 'admitting' that I'm broken because we all are
Who is this "we"? AiE-fags?

>No, again, there's not ONE reason
>People prefer AiE because they're humans, it's as simple as that
"they're human" is not a valid reason. There's no direct correlation between the two phenomena.
"They're broken individuals filling the void in their lives" is anecdotal, but I can admit it makes some semblance of sense, so I'd jot that down as a "potentially valid reason". Same with laziness on the writer's part.

>We want AiE because we're single porn addicts that want to insert ourselves in these stories and fuck and cuddle these cartoon characters
But why do you always seek to insert as a human/yourself?
If you wouldn't demand to be inserted as a human specifically, you wouldn't want specifically AiE, any pony fap-fic would do. Why make the distinction?
This is why I brought up lack of empathy earlier, as that's the only explanation I could think of. People have been roleplaying for decades as someone or something they're not, be it an elven wizard or a kobold rogue or whatever, it's not some strange alien concept, or at least shouldn't be.

>if you can't or don't want to understand that then let's just agree to disagree
I really do want to understand, that's the only reason I'm posting. I'm the outsider looking in here.
Note that I haven't presented an argument other than "it might possibly be a lack of empathy", because aside from that, I really don't have one, and I'm willing to accept any explanation you can give.
Provided, of course, it makes logical sense and is consistent with observable reality.
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>>30783124
>Who is this "we"? AiE-fags?
Stopped reading there
Good job, you baited me into writing all that shit, well done
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>>30783136
No really, who is it you're referring to? You're not retarded enough to suggest literally all 4channers are broken pieces of trash, right? So is it all Dashfags? All bronies? What?
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>>30781555
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Post songs that you can imagine dash singing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JV5Y4R9IPuQ
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>>30786878
https://youtu.be/e3BuSWsUi8c
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https://youtu.be/qcWKZTI9OC4
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>>30786878
Three completely different songs:

Touch the Sky, from Brave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvR9YOpDG4A
I really liked this song when I first heard it. I never actually did it, but for some time I even thought of making a PMV with this song. Ignoring the "I will ride", which is maybe a bit out of place, I ended up associating the "I will fly" in this song with Dash, it was funny when Dash got her first solo song, and its title was "I'll fly."

Fly Away From Here, by Aerosmith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xzDj-XOX2U
Obviously because the mention of flying. It's not my favorite Aerosmith song, but I think it fits her.

And my absolute favorite:
It's My Life, by Bon Jovi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
>I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
>You're gonna hear my voice
>When I shout it out loud
and
>You better stand tall when they're calling you out
>Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down
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>>30786878
What's everyone's opinion on this?
I think it's pretty good
https://youtu.be/M3NdzU3c7hE
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>>30789086
It's super fucking adorable. I'm not much of a fan of Sia, but I downloaded this video the day it was posted, and I've watched it a lot of times ever since. The scenes with the chorus are so cute. I love it.


Also, sketch dump.
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>There she is, right on time.
>And of course she doesn't bother to knock on the door, she just flies through the window, like she's been doing since she started coming over to your place.
>At least this time you invited her.
>"Hey, Anon!", she says while she lands on your kitchen.
"Hi, Dash! Good to see that you didn't bail. Are you ready?"
>"Yeah..."
>She looks a bit too nervous. This is not what you were hoping for.
"Is everything OK, Dash? Are you sure you want to do this, or...?"
>"Sure..."
"Dash, listen, if you're scared we can--"
>"I'm not scared!"
>You can feel fire in her eyes when she stares at you.
"OK! OK! But seriously, Dash, I know that you said that it was your first time, but I suggested this because I thought that we were going to have fun. I mean, really, it's not a big deal, even Spike and the Crusaders..."
>You're fucking up. Telling her that she's scared of something that little fillies do is not really a great idea.
"Uh, I mean, come on. If you're not going to enjoy it, I'd rather do something else."
>"No, Anon, you're right. Even little fillies do it, I wanted to do it too. But here I am, scared like a foal."
>Her anger is gone. Now she's just a tiny, sad and scared ball of fur. You never thought that you'd see her like this. Rainbow Dash, the Wonderbolt, the Element of Harmony, a national hero. Terrified of nothing in your kitchen. The scenario is surreal and you can't help a giggle.
>A giggle that is immediately interrupted when a hoof hits you in the chest.
>"What the fuck, Anon? Are you laughing at me?"
>Her anger is here again, and by the look of it, it seems that she wants to murder you.
"Ouch. Chillax, Dash. That hurt! No, I'm not laughing at you. Or yes, maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question?"
>"Huh?"
>At least your ancient memes gave you a couple of seconds for your comeback.
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>>30790832
"Look, Dash. Remember that time we were in the Everfree Forest and we found those little ducks?"
>"Yeah, but what has that to do with--?"
"Remember that I tried to feed them, but they weren't ducks? They were fucking duckalopes and one of them tried to eat me. Do you remember it? And then you saved me. You beat that fucking thing and you saved my life."
>"Of course I did, because I'm awesome."
>There she is, the smug face you always loved. Better than her fear faced. And much better than her "I will kill you" face.
"Yeah, sure. What was the first thing you did after you saved me? You laughted."
>"Well, duh, a duck almost ate you. Heh."
"A duckalope, actually. And it would have never happened if you people didn't have freaking monsters around. But you laughted, yeah, and it's OK! We've been through a lot together, I knew that you weren't making fun of me, and you should already know that I would never make fun of you either."
>"Fine, I won't kill you. Besides, I'd have to answer a lot of questions if you suddenly fell from the top of Cloudsdale."
"The joke is on you, I've been eating nothing but pizza for a month, you'd never lift me from the ground."
>At least she's smiling now.
"Well, Dash, here's the thing. I was scared that day, and you were there for me. You are scared now, and I'm here. You don't have to do this, but if you want to do it, I'll be here for you. Do you trust me?"
>"Yes."
>"Do you want to give this a try?"
>"Yes! Let's do it!"
>Wow, that was easier than you expected.
>She flies to the couch with determination. You follow her.
>Well, maybe it wasn't that easy. She tries to look confident, but you can see that she's still scared.
>Very scared.
>It's better not to lose time, it'll get better when she realizes that it's not that bad. Right? You get started immediately.
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>>30790841
>It doesn't get better.
>You hear her breathing nervously. You can't stop looking at her, but she barely notices you. Despite her apparent courage a few minutes ago, she's more terrified at every second. Seeing her like this is becoming painful, you first instinct is to stop it.
>But it's too late. The guilt takes over you as you start thinking that you've scarred her for life and...
>"Pfffft. Ha ha HA HA HA HA!"
>That was... unexpected.
>"HA HA HA! Oh, Celestia. Did you see that, Anon?"
"Yeah, I..."
>"I can't believe I was scared of this. This isn't scary, this is hilarious. Look at that!"
>Her hoof is pointing at the headless body of a filly being eaten by a cragadile.
"What's so funny?"
>"Everything! That thing doesn't look like a cragadile at all. It's a cheap puppet. You can even see the aura of the unicorn who is moving it. Look! There it is again! Ha ha ha! Besides, why would the murderer carry a cragadile? Those things are huge! He already has the three-sided axe, he can kill whoever he wants. Or he could, if it wasn't obviously made of foam. Pfffft. This is so lame."
"So... don't you like it?"
>"Are you kidding, I love it! You were right, this is really funny. Thank you Anon for inviting me over to watch one of these 'horror movies' with you. I wouldn't have watched one of these if it wasn't for you, and I would be missing this."
"S-sure, no problem."
>"Hush now! I want to see what happens with the paper shredder, this is gonna be good!"
>Relaxed and content, she hugs you with her wing while a stallion loses his face in a horrible and unlikely trap.
>You appreciate it. Even though you were never scared of the movie, the fact that the characters were ponies always made it kinda awkward for you. But it's hard to feel bad anymore with Dash by your side.
>You hug her back. The screen is red again. Dash whispers something about "running out of ketchup" that makes you smile.
>It's funny, somehow horror movies just became the comfiest thing ever.

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>>30790848
>a writefag wrote for us.
I can't wait to start reading
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>>30790848
Sweet, thanks anon
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>>30789484
Another great pic, love her face doing science
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>>30791602
Thanks Anon. Sci-Dash was my favorite from this batch too.
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>you will never hold best pone in your arms
>you will never be able to cuddle with her
>you will never be able to comfort her
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>>30745482
um, yeah.
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>>30794337
Who are you quoting?
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>>30758498
More recolored porn. This was mostly an experiment, to see if a recolored Scootaloo looked more like adult Dash or filly Dash. I'm not interested in porn with filly Dash desu. Anyway, at least with this pic, I'd say that it's not too obvious that this was foalcon, so it's good to know that this is a possibility too.

I wasn't really planning to post this edit, but in case someone is interested, here it is.

https://derpibooru.org/1518793
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>>>/trash/11191963
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>>30795175
You should make the teats slightly darker IMO
At least the nipples and/or around them
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>>30745482
Dash's friends wouldn't get in the way of her dream. Though they probably do worry about her safety from time to time.
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>>30778471

The thing is this is true for half of the main six, and is the reason I like Dash, Twilight, and Rarity over the other 3. On top of that you can look at the two main princesses and see Celestia who has shown very little struggle compaired to Luna. This is also the reason you see the most character building on these characters, because they have goals. Goals turn into success and failure so we can watch and cheer them on. How you haven't noticed Dash having struggles until she said that line confuses me and makes me think you don't watch the show very closely.
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>>30795197
Maybe-ish. I didn't really think it through. I made another version with slightly darker teats.
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I'm not going to upload these to Derpi, I don't want to spam the artist's tag with minor variants, but I'll add these links to the description later.
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>>30796066
Those are perfect, thanks Anon
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>>30796066
very good
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>>30783154

You dumbass. He's talking about waifuists. The point of many greens is for waifuists to get close to their waifu and imagine situations and scenarios of spending time with them and developing a relationship with them. The relationship is the important part of the stories and so it's the main focus. If you want something other than romancing and fucking, I would go grab some fiction over at FiMFiction. Green isn't meant for epic, long stories filled with everything under the sun.
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>>30797145
Woah lewd.
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>>30745482
Fresh art
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>>30786878
https://youtu.be/4M-fxvmEn5k
The lyrics, not really, but the singer herself sounds so much like her I nearly had a heart attack the first time I heard it
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>>30797145
>human puss
>no puckering ponut
disgusting
and even then, what the fuck is that slit? that's not how pussies work!
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>>30797856
Good stuff Grim
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>>30797856
That RD really makes me think of Raridash's
I love it
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>>30798463
Thanks mate.

>>30798487
I wouldn't blame you. A lot of my style is based off of Raridashdoodles. My love bug pic was just me trying to copy his/her style as best as I could.
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>>30798443
When will some brave artist come along and edit all of the good looking images tainted by human genitals and bless them with the beauty that is horse pussy?
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>>30798739
I'll give this one a go, I do feel like drawing some horsepuss
I can't color for shit tho, so maybe we could ask that Anon that does recolors
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Different color anon here, just finished this edit of a derpy pic, >>>/trash/11200475
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>>30798984
added some shading

>>>/trash/11200809
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>>30775023

>>
>You stand atop a mountainside looking over a cliff.
>A raging storm of thunder and fury roars on in the skies above, a physical manifestation of the anger you currently face.
>The booming thunder echoes across the plains below, with lightning cracking the sky to light up the entire view for a split second at a time.
>"ANON!!"
>A voice calls your name, the crackling thunder accompanying it's call.
>You fall to your knees and face the mare who is now an embodiment of pure rage, hovering a mere few feet in front of you.
"OH god! Dash, I'm so sorry!" You beg, "I didn't mean it! Please! spare my miserable life!"
>Your plea only makes her giggle, her laugh is accompanied by the strike of lightning behind her. Adding a menacing tone to her already unhinged emotions.
>She is so enraged to the point where she is hysterical.
>"Oh, Anon." She says, "Begging like a dog isn't going to help you now..."
>Now quivering in fear on your knees, you know that the only option you have is to run.
>But where? How? Shes too fast to get away from. And its not like you can just fly off the damn edge here.
"D-Dashie, h-honey, listen; I know what I did was wrong. I shouldn't have hit you! I'm sorry!" You cry, tears running down your face, "Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?"
>Again, she only laughs.
>A cold chill runs down your spine and goosebumps cover your body, making you quiver.
>There's no telling what she'll do.
>"Anon..." She says calmly, "I know how loyal you are, its part of the reason why I chose you as my special somepony..."
>Dash lowers herself to the ground and approaches you.
>"And as the Element of Loyalty, its what I value more then anything."
>She gets a little closer, her face now only a few inches from yours.
"Do...do you really mean that? Y-you aren't angry at me anymore?"
>"Oh Anon," She says into your ear while caressing your cheek, "your loyalty is so touching, but that isn't the most important thing in your life right now..."
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>>30800470

>Dash lifts you off the ground and takes to the sky, keeping you afloat over the cliff.
>Lightning strikes. Revealing the jagged, sharp rocks that await you at the ground should she let go.
>"But what -is- important Anon, is gravity!"
>She changes her grip, holding you up by your ankle with only one hoof.
>"I have to remind you Anon, this is my weak hoof!"
"Please no! Don't do this!"
>"Hey Anon," She says with her eye twitching, "Remember when I promised to kill you last?"
"Th-thats right Dash, you did!"
>"I lied..."
>Her grip loosens and lets you go, leaving you tumbling and writhing in the wind as you fall to meet your death.
"AHHHHH!!"

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>You bolt upright in bed, covered in a cold sweat and panting uncontrollably.
"Wha...What the hell?"
>A quick scan of your surroundings helps bring you back to reality.
>Your at Dash's house.
>You live here, remember?
>Right...
>It was early morning, and the sun had just started to barely peak through the window curtain, illuminating the room just enough to see clearly.
>You lean to your right, seeing the blue Pegasus still asleep.
>Or knocked out still...
>She lay on her side, face half buried into the pillow, her mane blowing in and out of her nose as she takes each breath.
>You brush her mane to the side just enough to not obstruct her breathing.
>Looking down, you see the blankets and sheets still tightly tucked into the sides of the bed.
>Still at her waist line.
>Last time you ever make the damn bed.
"Hey, Dash."
>She doesn't say anything, only grunts in her sleep.
"Dash!" You nudge her shoulder, making sure shes okay.
>"No Spitfire, I don't wanna mop the sunshine off the run ways again..."
>Shes okay.
>Thank Christ.
>You breath a sigh of relief. Theres no telling what her friends or, fuck that, Spitfire or the other Wonderbolts would do to your ass if they found out what happened.
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>>30800471

>Now all you have to do is find a way to make up for last night's debacle, or meet with a grim, mountain top "Commando" style death.
>Breakfast in bed? Breakfast in bed.
>Quietly, you slither your way out of bed, weaving yourself out of the sheets and make your way to the kitchen.

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>You awaken in a daze and with a throbbing headache.
>What happened last night?
"Ugh my head... M-my head? Why does my head hurt?" You ask yourself, rubbing your temples.
>Wait a sec.
>Its all coming back now.
>Anon made the bed, the sheets were too short, and then...
"And then... ugh, can't remember. Oh well. Probably not important anyway."
>You yawn and stretch, fully extending your wings and legs. Working out any cramps and scratching any needed to be scratched areas.
"Hnnn, ahh. Well, whatever reason I have this headache, at least I slept really good."
>Everything but your head feels okay at least.
>Well, save for your right eye.
>Feels a little swollen.
>Actually now that your thinking about it. It kinda hurts.
>Like a lot.
"Owe!" you rub at your eye, "Why does..."
>Your train of thought is interrupted by the sound of the door to your room opening up.
>In walks Anon, holding a platter of food.
>"Good morning Dash!" He says entering the room, "I just uhhh, whoa shit..."
"What? Whats up?"
>"N-nothing! I was just bringing you breakfast is all!"
>Well that was nice of him!
>Doing this for nor reason...
"Aww, thanks Anon! You didn't have to though."
>He walks over by the side of the bed and lays the platter at your waist.
>"Here ya go, hope I was able to get it right and not burn any of them without realizing..."
>The platter consisted of a stack pancakes smothered in syrup, with a side of whipped cream. As well as a square slice of butter, partially melted on it's surface and running down the side mixed in with the syrup.
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>>30800475

>Lastly, there was a small side of grapes covered by whipped cream.
>The cream much like the butter was partially mixed in with the syrup, and slightly melted from the heat of the pancakes.
"Wow, this looks awesome!" You say taking a whiff, "How long did it take to make all this?"
>"Not that long, really. But before I forget..."
>He leaves the room and re-enters a moment later.
>With a mug of...
"Cider?!"
>"Thats right, just for you." He says placing on the stand next to your side of the bed.
>Wow, this is great! Breakfast in bed, cider, and-
>Wait a minute.
>What did he do?
"Hey Anon," You say, glaring at him, "whats with all this nice stuff huh? I don't ever remember me asking you to do anything like this."
>"Uhhhh... w-well like I said, I'm just repaying you for inviting me to live with you is all." He says scratching the back of his head.
"Thanks, I...ugh."
>You can't help but be reminded of the pain in your right eye when you look up.
>The sunlight from the window makes it hurt.
>"Dash? Whats wrong?"
>Damn this headache, and the eye!
>Why does your eye hurt so damn much?
"I have a headache, and my eye really hurts for some reason. Can you bring me a mirror?"
>Anon seems to grow nervous at your request, tripping over his words.
>"A m-mirror? Why?" He says nervously, "You look great! You don't need a mirror for that, come on now..."
"Yeah great, thanks. I just wanna see if theres anything in my eyes."
>With a heavy sigh, he leaves the room and leaves to grab a mirror from the restroom.
>Well, may as well start eating.
>Maybe the food and cider would help take your mind off the pain.
>A few bites in and low and behold the pain starts to recede, Anon did a good job.
>Maybe... you shouldn't ask him to do so much around the house.
>Anon walks back in looking at the ground.
>"Heres the mirror..."
"Thanks! The food is really good by the way," you say raising the mirror to examine yourself, "I really appreciate-"
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>>30800478

>Your heart sinks.
>A black eye??
>How?!
"How did I get a black eye?!"
>Anon stands there scratching the back of his head.
>"Y-yeah...about that."
Looks Like Anon is about to find himself in a great deal of trouble.

>>30775296
Give it time my dude.

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/S52JnrtU
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>>30800482
I'm interested.
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>>30800482
I like this
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>>30800482
Oh im looking forward to this. Thx
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>>30798443
It's not really human.
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http://imgur.com/ZMfZBtS
(couldn't work on the colored version, way too low res)
I can't really seem to get her pearl right, maybe I'll do a 'winking' version later
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>>30802450
Looks great! Definitely much better than the original. Good job, Anon.

Just a quick advice, I see that you upscaled the original lineart. You'll usually get better results if you use Waifu2x instead of the usual Gimp/Photoshop/whatever upscaling methods. There are several versions of Waifu2x, I use https://waifu2x.booru.pics/, which was the fastest when I tested them all.
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>>30802450
Don't worry about that. You can't get the pussy right either, so it doesn't matter.
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>>30802770
http://imgur.com/a/PihYT
You're right, it does a better job than PS

>>30802842
What's wrong with it?
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>>30802856
It's unrealistically big/long.
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>>30802891
I actually started out by drawing it smaller, but added more length because of the way the original artist drew her lower belly
it felt kinda weird for her pussy to be smaller than that, but I guess I can try redrawing the belly
Maybe even add crotchtits, idk
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>>30802926
Oversized horse pussies are actually the norm with this fandom, to the point a properly drawn pussy looks bizarre. It's not supposed to extend almost from the tail base down to the lower belly like that, at least not in real horses.
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>>30802972
Yeah, I had the same discussion (but I was the one defending the 'small size') when I posted this one https://derpibooru.org/1486044
True that when you're used to seeing all that horsepuss being drawn a certain way, it's hard to realize you're getting farther and farther away from the original material
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>>30803014
That's actually pretty good. I can't imagine why it'd incite an argument.
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>>30803333
Well, it was about her looking way too tight, especially for a filly
As in; so tight you couldn't even force your head into it
Which is a fair point desu, as much as I like realism and details, it's still porn
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>>30803843
That's awesome
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>>30803642
>fillies
>tight
UNTHINKABLE! Everyone knows fillies are the loosest.

Also,
>pedophilia
kys
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Completely unrelated to today's episode, but I've been thinking about this. Some time before Newbie Dash, we talked about the Wonderbolts. Given that the last episode where they got some development was Rainbow Falls, where they were complete jerks, the thread was divided and some of us defended that maybe it'd be for the best if Dash never joined the Wonderbolts. Time has passed, Dash is a Wonderbolt now, and in both Top Bolt and Parental Glideance she seems quite happy about it. I'm really happy to see that she's living her dream, and it's great to see that she's enjoying it. But to this day I still think that she's much better than them.

Does anyone else feel the same? How would you deal with it if you were with her? I feel that it'd be cruel to tell her what I really think of the Wonderbolts, because it could affect her, and it'd be like boycotting her dream. I think that I'd support her at any cost, even if it meant that I'd have to pretend that I'm the Wonderbolts #1 fan. But on the other hand, I think that being insincere to "protect" her is awfully patronizing, and she deserves better. Do any of you think about this kind of stuff?
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>>30806834
>Do any of you think about this kind of stuff?
I've given the Wonderbolts and Dash's relationship with them quite a lot of thought, but it's never even crossed my mind how I'd clumsily insert myself into any of it.
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>>30806857
The fun part is, I've been thinking about this because I wanted to get a subtle pony t-shirt, and my first idea was something with the Wonderbolts logo. So at least subconsciously I'd like to support the team now that she's on it. But it was weird to realize that, as much as I think about other parts of Dash's life, this is something that I've been avoiding.
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>>30807039
Uh, meant to post this pic, with the Wonderbolts logo on the cover of the book.
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I hope it'll be a comfy episode.
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>>30806471
I just want to fuck little fillies anon
just imagine how tight and soft their baby skinned pussies are
she'd look at you, wondering what you're doing on top of her, looking quizzically at your throbbing cock, asking you what's the name of the game you're going to play
you'd kiss her on the forehead first and she'd giggle, then you'd kiss lower, and lower, on her lips, just like adults do
then you'd keep going down, she'd giggle again and tell you it tickles as you linger on her belly button for a moment
then you'd go lower, and her nipples would get hard from your wet tongue lapping at them, and a moan would escape her small mouth
for the first time in her life, she would moan
for you
you could smell her now, and you could see her heart shaped pearl part her lips every few seconds to wink at you
but you'd kiss her thighs first, your hands roaming all the way up her neck, again, and again
she'd just look at you in awe, she'd never felt this way before
what's happening to me? she'd ask
and you wouldn't respond with words, but by kissing her soft flower
she'd jolt in surprise
then your tongue would part her lips, and you'd lap at her pearl
and you'd taste her
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>>30807778
I'd say it was. Very nice
Literally laughed out loud when Rainbow caused the cave in to deal with the Blighters
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Background I made a few months back
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requesting a gif of rainbow tossing Scootaloo up and catching her in a hug
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>>30808940
Agreed. Really nice episode, I enjoyed it a lot. Dash was a bit cockier than usual, methinks, but she was as likeable as always anyway. And what I was looking forward to the most, the moments with Scootaloo, were totally worth it. "Don't worry, kid. You've got a big sister this time." That was so fucking lovely. Not to mention pic related.

>>30809345
I'll redo it when I get the iTunes rip, probably I'll be able to get a better loop. But yep, we needed a GIF with this.
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>>30809759
This is surely one of the best .gifs ever
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>>30809759
I was really looking forward to the moments with Scootaloo too. I love seeing them two bond, and like you say, we saw that completely in this episode and it was wonderful. The 3 sisters really are just amazing, I quite enjoy the episodes with them.
I did find it surprising Scootaloo was still shaken by camping though, I thought she got over it after SiP but it kind of worsened
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>>30810037
I like the fact they made the camping a annual thing, somthing for all of them having fun together.
And was not disappointed with scootdash moments.
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>>30807968
They're the perfect fit for your cock, I imagine, even though adult ponies themselves are not exactly huge.
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dumping a green from a while back
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>>30810758
This is kinda mean, the green is 1% motherly Dash and 99% "fuck you, Zephyr." It was probably written right after the episode and suffered from it.
At least, even though it's not well balanced, it always gives a warm feeling to read about this.
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>>30810758
Why do the individual letters take up 30% of my screen?
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>>30809759
Their relationship is really adorable.
It was the only noteworthy thing in the episode besides some history lore about pones.
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>>30811257
we need more real mother dash green
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>>30811897
Rainbow a good big sis
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>>30812287
I love her face in the last panel.
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>>30812458
And I love her in this moment
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>>30811520
Because it was capped on a phone.
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Hm... Rainbow Dash whom I adore for 7 years vs. Bacon Hair who apperentry can weld. That's a hell of a wifu competition I must say! No sarcasm intended.
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>>30814977
>apperentry can weld
Big deal, call me when she can do this.
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>>30802856
>>30802450
>>30798849
>maybe we could ask that Anon that does recolors
Well, coloring and recoloring are completely different things, and I can't shade for my life. But I gave it a go (recycling the original coloring), in case someone prefers a clumsily shaded pussy over the monochrome lineart.
http://i.imgur.com/f2RlYe4.png
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>>30809759
>I'll redo it when I get the iTunes rip
And done. Same frames, same settings, I think it looks absolutely identical. I'm not even uploading the new version to Derpi, but now that it's done, at least I'll post it here.
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>>30816357
>>30816365
God's work. You two are doing God's work. Thank you for this.
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Uh, page 10.
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>>30818245
>Dash in a hoodie
I instantly love it, also like how relevant the camping one is
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>>30818901
I heard hoodie and came as fast as I could
hoodie dump? hoodie dump
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>>30818680
Well, I admit that the camping one was easy because the prompt was "a pony in the nature" or something like that, and the synopsis of the episode was already known.
Dash in a hoodie is my weakness.
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>>30812458
So cute
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Wait

Is it true that theres a song in the upcoming movie where she just says awesome?
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>>30820854
Her song in the movie is titled "It's Time to be Awesome". They played (part of?) the song at the SDCC panel. Some anon recorded the audio of the panel with a phone and uploaded it. I didn't hear the song, apparently the quality isn't good, so I'd rather wait for the movie, but you can probably find it on YouTube if you can't wait.
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>>30812458
She's always had this smile. More than the others. She's such a warm pony.
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>>30818245
Supply us with more cute Dashes, Anon
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>>30806834
The world won't always be perfect and you won't always be loved by everyone. While Dash talks a big game in the second category, I guarantee that she knows and has even been shown both the good and the bad side of the wonderbolts and that not everything works out for people in it. She saw it in Rainbow Falls with Soarin being ditched by the other two of the squad for Dash, we say it in Rarity investigates where a former popular member tried to set Dash up. Just like all other organizations out there, there will always be bad moments or bad people(ponies in this case). To let those ponies or actions (on purpose or accident) ruin the perception of the wonderbolts entirely for you is to be both forsaking Dash and her dream considering she is now truly and fully a part of them.

It takes strong pieces to make a strong organizations and the Wonderbolts are no exception and Dash has come to realize that no one on the team is better than the team. For you to not be willing to understand that means you lack the comprehension of teamwork. While Dash is the center of my life, I still believe she made the right choice and is not worse of for being part of something she's always wanted to be a part of.
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>>30806834
>>30823549
I prefer to self inserts myslef with pre wonderbolt dash. Personally I have nothing against them, Sptifire is even my second favorite pony.
But I just think that with them being world famous sport team and somewhat retarded caricature of military unit there wouldn't be place for me in her life. I know that it's really selfish but I like a lot more to see myself with ponyville weather captain Dash, that spends a lot of her time napping and being lazy than world famous sportstar Dash that is touring all around country and have countless fans.
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>>30823549
Ouch. I understand your point, because I think that you see it exactly like Dash does. For both of you, there's only "The Wonderbolts", the team, period. As I see it, there's "The Wonderbolts", as a concept, the organization that has existed for many moons and deserves respect; and the current Wonderbolts, a mostly ineffectual team. The truth is that Dash proved twice that she's a better hero than the current Wonderbolts, and then she proved twice again that she's morally superior than some of them. It's not crazy to say that she alone was better than the (current) team in at least four occasions.
Does that mean that Rainbow Dash is "better than The Wonderbolts"? Absolutely not, we know almost nothing about the Wonderbolts' feats in the past, and at the very least the fact that they survived as an organization for so long means something. But seeing what the Wonderbolts have become, I think that it's fair to have doubts. Maybe ponies like Dash having faith in the Wonderbolts is what the team needs to be a great team (again), or maybe the rest of the team is dragging her down. I don't know. I don't even know how would I talk to her about this, I'm absolutely divided between fully supporting her, and thinking that she's wasting her time on an unsalvageable team.
I'm sad to read that you think that seeing it this way means that I'm betraying her, mostly because, as I said, I think that both you and Dash see it very similarly. I'd hate to think that she could think that I don't trust her.

>>30823677
The truth is, it's hard. Not knowing if she lives there all the time, or just a few days a week / a month / whatever, makes it really complicated. Is she still a Weather pony? How much does she work now? These are not my reasons to have doubts about the Wonderbolts, but definitely all this stuff makes it even more difficult.
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>>30823677
>>30824135
Get a paramotor and make yourself a cloudhouse next to the bolt's HQ
>but we can't into clouds
Magic boots
Or potions
Or idk, something
They're got time travels and teleportation spells, as well as enchanted books capable of transporting people in other dimensions and shit
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>>30823677

That's the problem though. People (and ponies) change over time and their lives are constantly moving. It's not like Dash didn't practice a lot back before she became a wonderbolt or that she doesn't have lazy days napping now. Will it be though traveling all the time with her to different show locations? Will there be some weekends where she just doesn't have the time to hang out? Will there be times where you are tired of watching her practice a trick she's worried about for the next show but continue to watch and support her against your own will? Yeah, but it wouldn't be worth it if there weren't tough times and it makes the moments together that much sweeter and important. Just imagine a scenario where she a gone for a whole week in another country or territory for a show. The week slogs on and you feel like you miss her more and more every day. Maybe it even worries you on the location shes teaveling to or through. Finally, Sunday hits and your waiting at the station for her, giddy and excited to see her step off the train. She smiles when she sees you and it makes you shiver knowing she's been missing you too, bothing giving eachother a small hug making you feel warm. You spend time walking home with her talking about her time away, laughing or getting jealous at her stories. Once home, you get more intimate with a kiss, maybe some light stroking or coressing, which makes you feel even warmer and more loved than at the train station and the last 30 minutes has all hut wiped away the feelings you were having throughout the week.
This is the reason to live Anon. A wide range of emotions can be felt and some more intensely given time and distance and no one can be happy with another person if they spend all of their waking hours with them.
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>>30824893
I'm not saying that I completely dislike wonderbolt Dash. I just much more prefer earlier scenarios. I prefer having stable job in one place, not traveling with her everywhere. I prefer living with her in cozy house in Ponyville, I don't want to be bothered by her fans, or her going on long trips because of her job.
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>>30823198
The ATG thingy ends after the next prompt, so I'll stop doing sketch dumps (hey, you'll be finally free, yay), but I'll probably try to redraw/clean/color some of the Dashes I've been drawing this month.

I have to say that this challenge of drawing a pony every day has been interesting. Even though I've been a lazy ass and I've only drawn sketches, and I didn't even send them to EqD, it was a good experience and I recommend it.
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>>30825948
Nothin wrong with refining some of the stuff you already have. You do good work Anon.
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>>30824929

But you knew exactly what you were getting into with Dash's perseverance and natural ability. To want to waifu someone but then hold back what their character is or could be is crazy to me.
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>>30825948
I'm going to miss your sketches anon
That are all awesome
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>>30827400
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>>30745482

Would Rainbow Dash adopt a kid once becoming a Wonderbolt Staff Officer and basically retiring from flying professionally?
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>>30827920
As we've seen with Tank and to a lesser extent Scootaloo and Fluttershy, Dash wil take the time to take on that kind of responsibility without sacrificing flight.
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>>30827920
It would be a loss to the world if she never married and reproduced.
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>>30831807
WebM of the video.
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>>30831807
I've just noticed that this is not the same version that we saw in the previous thread, she's not wearing the ring on her wing here.
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>>30831847
I need more rainbo fishhoers
She's fucking beautiful

I can't believe there's still so little art of her
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>>30832047
>cloaca
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>>30832057
I just wanna fertilize her two hundred eggs Anon
What's wrong with that
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Hello anons. This is the visual impaired RD-fag again. If you remember, I have already posted here, in the previous thread,, to be exact. I asked to describe me some pictures with Dashie. Now could you please describe how does Rainbow look like in a jungle suit in the last EG short? I guess it's a kind of sexy. Thanks.
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I want Amazonian Dashie to /ss/ me
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>>30832057
>vaginal and anal in the same hole
I literally fail to see whats wrong with this
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The hugs and the upsies were the most touching moments, but the part when they're leaving the cave and Dash protects Scoots so she doesn't have to touch the water after her traumatic experience in Sleepless in Ponyville was pretty nice too.
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>>30833508
Yeah, this episode really showed how good she'd be with a kid
Top unf mommy material

>ywn tease her for doting your daughter too much
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>>30800482

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>"YOU WHAT?!" She screams, "YOU'VE RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!"
>Okay admittedly this is actually going better then you thought.
>Your still alive for one thing.
"N-now Dash listen, it was an accident. I didn't mean to-"
>"My eye! Look what you've done to my eye!"
>Rainbow Dash flips the tray of food off her legs and fixates her gaze on you.
>You can actually feel her eyes burning a hole into your face.
"Dash! Be reasonable! I uhhh, uhhhh..."
>You grab a pancake from the floor and hold it up as if to present it to her as a gift.
"Pancake?"
>Not only does your pancake not work, she goes off even louder then before. Her face turns red and her eyes roll into the back of her head.
>Okay maybe not that.
>But you could swear she said something in Latin before attempting to leap at you.
>"You are so DEA- Wahh!"
>As Dash makes her first attempt at ripping out your jugular, she is caught by the bed sheets still wrapped tighty around her waist.
>She bounces back into the mattress, letting out a cough from having the air knocked out of her slightly. Giving you the precious seconds needed to make your escape.
>You make a break for the door, sprinting at full speed down the hall.
>"COME BACK HERE!"
>That was all you heard before going out the front door and sliding down the ladder, almost jumping right off in the process.
>Now in a dead ass sprint, you make you way to Ponyville wearing only your boxers and a sweatshirt.
>Maybe you can find a place to lay low until she cools off.
>From behind you you can hear a loud crash, followed by the sound of pure, unfiltered rage.
>Taking a glance back too see if you still ahead, you are stricken with a sigh to behold.
>"AAANOOON!"
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>>30835738

>Rainbow Dash has broken a hole through the roof of her own house.
>Its made of clouds, sure, but still though...
"Oh no, Oh God, OH FUCK! Game over man, GAME OVER!"
>You pick up the pace, and go straight down the main road through Ponyville.
>If she sees you, then there is no way. You screwed! She'll do horrible things to your body!
>...Sounds kinda hot.
>Maybe you should...
>Wait, NO! Must keep mind out of gutter! Focus on survival!
>Still sprinting, you notice a small opening between two houses. Diving right in, you stop and lean against one of the walls.
>Panting and sweating profusely, you catch your breath.
"Oh god. Oh no, ohgodohno, I'm dead! I'm so screwed!"
>Okay okay, just stay calm, be cool and you will live for at least 15 more minutes before she finds you.
>A minute goes by. You peek your head out of the corner and with a heavy sigh of relief, you slide to the ground with your back against the wall.
"Its okay...its okay." You tell yourself, "I just... I just have to talk to her, thats all."
>Your thoughts are interrupted by the sound of a jet-like object screaming past the opening where you hide, leaving behind a trail of rainbow.
>"I'll find you Anon!"
>Actually maybe talking is still a no go.
"Okay, maybe not talk." You bury your face in your hands, "Aw hell! what am I gonna do? I can't keep playing hide and seek!"
>"Hide and seek!?"
>You turn to see a typically chipper then ever Pinkie Pie.
>"Can I play Nonny?" She says excitedly, "I know all the best spots!"
"No! I'm not playing, I'm hiding from death--best spots you say?"
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>>30835744
>Pinkie sits on her haunches and clops her hooves together, "Well sure! If anypony knows how to play Hide and Seek, its Pinkie Pie!"
"Thats great! But do me a favor and keep your voice down would ya?"
>Pinkie giggles and makes a gesture of zipping her own mouth shut, locking it up, and throwing away the key.
>"You can hide but you can't run! I'll find you eventually!" Rainbow calls out from the streets, her voice echoing off the walls.
"Pinkie, can you tell me where a good hiding spot is?"
>Pinkie taps her chin and looks to be deep in thought. She tugs on your shirt sleeve, and points a hoof to the Apple farm.
"Pinkie your a genius!"
>She closes her eyes and nods in agreement, still not talking.
>Making a break for it from behind the houses and out of sight, you head straight to the farm.

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>Oh once you find him, he's gonna get it!
>He thinks he can just run off before you lay into him about this!?
>Be Rainbow Dash, also pissed off and angry again!
"I saw him running this way, but I don't..." You think to yourself.
>Scanning the horizon, you notice a familiar face walking out from between a couple of houses.
"Pinkie!" You shout, getting the part pony's attention, "Hey, Pinkie!"
>"Oh, hi Dashie!" she says waving her hoof from below, "Are you the one whos playing Hide and Seek with Anon?"
>Hide and what?
>What is she even...
>Never mind, its Pinkie Pie.
>Wait, Anon!?
"What about Anon!? Where is he??"
>"Oh Dashie, I can't tell you, that would ruin the game." She says waving a hoof, "Say, what happened to your eye?"
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>>30835750
"Anon hit me and then ran off, thats why I'm trying to find him!"
>"He, -hit- you??"
"On accident yeah, did you-"
>"But why!? Why would he? I thought you were his special somepony!" Pinkie cries, "Well he can forget me playing!"
"Ugh." You cover your face and shake your head, "did you see him or not?"
>Pinkie sniffs, wipes her muzzle, and points towards the Apple farm.
>Perfect, AJ will no doubt help you fin him, that is assuming you don't catch up to his big slow rump before then.
>You wind yourself back and launch forward, leaving only a poof of smoke behind you.

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>Lets face it.
>Running for prolonged periods of time really blows.
>But with the right motivation, the human body can go for miles without stopping.
>This being a perfect example, because your still sprinting for dear life.
>The farm grows closer and closer upon the horizon, and theres no sign of Dash following you.
>Not yet at least.
>Still, would be wise to find a suitable hiding spot asap.
>You hop the fence surrounding the chicken coup and make straight for the barn, focusing so hard on the barn door that you completely ignore the basement door now directly beneath you.
>Which you fall into.
>Way to go dipshit.
"Ahhh! Owe! Fucking, fucker fuck!"
>You stumble and tumble down the stairs, until you meet the ground face first.
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>>30835765
>Looking up and trying to get your bearings, everything seems hazy.
>Whether its from the dust you kicked up or from the impact you don't really know.
>But what you do know is that this blows even harder now...
"Ugh...damn that sucked." You say picking yourself up.
>Looking around and observing the darkened area, you come to the conclusion that this may actually be the ideal hiding spot.
"Y'know come to think of it, this might work."
>Your just about to stand up, until you see a ghostly figure approach you from the darkness.
>The figure hovers over to you, dawning an all grey outfit, and is...human?
>What?
>"There will be a Mint-Jula on the other side, son." The figure says, fully revealing itself.
"G-ghost of... Stonewall Jackson?" You ask.
>"Indeed I am."
"Ghost of Stonewall Jackson, what are you doing here in Equestria? Am... Am I already dead?"
>"These questions are irrelevant, Mr. Anonymous."
>The ghost of Stonewall Jackson raises his hands.
"What...what are you doing?"
>You feel a tingly feeling in your body.
>"Release your soul to me..."
>You feel a pulling sensation in your stomach, and suddenly a white ghostly figure of yourself begins to trail out of your mouth.
"N-no! Whats happening?!"
>The ghost of Stonewall Jackson laughs manically, draining you of your essence.
>"May the lord anoint this hallowed basement, as your grave!"
"NOOOOOO-"
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>>30835773
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"OOO!"
>"Anon! Anon wake up! Its me, Applejack!"
>You awaken to find your self still on the ground of the basement floor, being shaken back to your senses by Applejack.
>"Anon? Are you okay? You were sound'n like you were having one heck of a nightmare!"
>You rub your head and eyes, shaking off the vision you just had.
"Yeah... I'm fine now though. Thanks, AJ."
>Fucking Stonewall Jackson...why?
>Applejack looks at the basement entrance then back to you.
>"What in the heck were you doing down'ere anyway?"
>Uhhhhhhhh....
"I was just uhh, testing the durability of these stairs...with my spine." You say now brushing yourself off, "They passed if your wondering."
>AppleJack looks at you with bewilderment.
>"Uhhh. Thanks?" She says scratching the back of her head, "I still think your not right from that fall though, maybe you should see a doctor."
>"ANON! I know your here! I saw you!"
>Oh fucknuts, thats Dash's voice!
"Uh-oh..."
>"Oh hey, I think thats Rainbow!" AppleJack says now walking up the stairs, "I'll bet shes worried sick about yah from the sound of it."
>Applehorse plz...


All I got for now....
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>>30835782
I like this
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>>30835782
im not following. This just isnt how Dash would handle the situation, nor is it how anon should be handling it either. I hope youve got something planned for this
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>>30835782
So she's aware it was an accident and instead of brushing it off like she would actually do you write her exploding into anger in a completely OOC manner? It was OK for the dream sequence because that's all in Anon's mind but as the actual reaction, you may as well be writing about an OC because this certainly isn't Dash. Anon's reaction is also retarded all he has to do is tell AJ what he did way in no way deliberate and she'd more than likely understand or at least let him explain.
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>>30836685
>>30836645
chill senpai ooc is better than constant page 10 bumps.
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>>30836936
It's really not. Off-topic (shit)posting is worse than not posting.
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>>30835782
Dash is OOC, but I think it's funny so far. However, I'm afraid you cornered yourself, right now I can't really see what you're going to do when the other ponies think that Anon is an abuser.
>"I'm gonna KILL you, Anon!"
>"Don't worry, sugarcube, we're here to help ya. Let's kill that filthy vermin, folks!"
>"That's right! No one hits Dashie and gets away with it! Nonny is fucking dead!"
>"No, wait girls, I don't really want to kill him! No! Stop! No, please, don't gut him! Aw..."
Well, I don't know, it could be funny too.


>>30837046
>(shit)posting
Whoa, Anon. A more or less important part of Dash's personality is, she does have a sense of humor. It's fine if you think that this is not Dash, but it doesn't mean that you can't have fun with it. I'm sure that she would know the difference between an inaccurate characterization whose purpose was to be demeaning, and a parody played for laughs.
Have you watched Ultra Fast Pony?
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>>30832214
She has a black colored fedora with a red stripe going around it with a matte black trench coat and a katana.
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Bamp
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>>30838864

Man, I was so happy when he was doing that Anon x Dash comic and while a lot of his Rarity and Dash pics are cute, I can't get into many of them.
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>>30842598
That's fucking adorable
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>>30831807
Clean (albeit smaller) version from "The Art of My Little Pony: The Movie", storytimed in >>30841557.
For some reason, here she's wearing the ring again.
More spoilerish spoiler, I'm afraid that this is only concept art, reused for the toys and promotional material. This is the only single image of the full pirate costume, in every other image published so far where she's a pirate, she's wearing only the bandana. It's really a shame, she looks so fucking great with this, it'll be a shame if this isn't in the actual movie.
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>>30835782
Can't wait for more
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>>30845350
Fukken saved
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>>30745482
Why is RD the best character of the show?
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>>30845863
She the only one who I could see making it a challenge to get you off within ten seconds.
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>>30845863
She's passionate, and does everything she can to realize her dreams
Also her relationship with Scoot is heart-boner inducing
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>>30845863
I didn't like her at all the first time I saw her.
The more I knew about her, the more I liked her.
Eventually I started loving her, and now she means the world to me.
I'd say that >>30845967 summarized it pretty well, but the fact that her personality made me change my mind so much, from not liking her to be deeply in love with someone from another species, definitely means that she's fucking awesome.
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>>30845863
She isn't.
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>>30845863

I've always liked the Tomboy character in shows. As for her personally, she's able to speak her mind on something and has also gotten better at realizing when it's better to sugar coat something like she does with Fluttershy, but that shows that it will be easier to communicate with her during a relationship. She has a bit of an ego issue with some hidden self doubt and that has rubbed off on me in the best way possible and has given me more self confidence and arrogance throughout the years. She helped me round myself out because I used to be so timid and quiet. She always focuses very hard on her goals and let's everything else fall by somewhat by the wayside for them but it shows srrrong passion for one thing. She works well enough that she can get away with taking it easy, making it look like she's lazy when in reality she just focuses to get the job done quick and efficiently. She can be a bit aggressive leading to her getting what she wants if she really wants it. A cute little package in a little blue mare with a beautiful rainbow mane.
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Now this is how you sit like a lady.
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>>30847908
I remember a nude edit of this.
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>>30843652
About the second spoiler, some Anon storytimed "Pony Pirate Party" in >>30837204. Even though that book was the best place to show these costumes, the ponies never wear them. At this point, I think it's safe to say that the pirate costumes are not in the movie. I'm disappointed, but at least I guess it's good to know it now instead of discovering it while watching the movie.
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>>30849983
so what will you do now? are those costumes only for marketing pruposes?
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>>30850021
Oh, I'm going to watch the movie anyway, of course. I'm sad that they showed us something really nice and it turned out to be likely a lie, but it's still a movie with Rainbow Dash, she has a lot of lines and a song, I wouldn't miss it for anything. Plus, I want to see more of her seapony form, and that was not a lie, it will actually be in the movie.
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>>30850084
this is why we can't have nice things
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I want to rub her belly in a cute, non-sexual, and completely platonic manner.

And then in a lewd, extremely sexual, and unforgettably passionate manner.
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>>30850770
This
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>>30850770
This guy gets it
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A friend bails you out of prison
A best friend ends up in there with you
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A good person doesn't imagine contrived scenarios in which those he allegedly cares for are sad and miserable.
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>>30852602
happy Dash best Dash
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>>30855541
Maybe you should let it die.
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>>30855547
Sorry we're wasting a precious slot that could be used for better threads like those made by the idiot who pretends to be a Glimmerfag, or like those where the Vogelfag talks to himself about how terrible the movie is because it's literally Zootopia 2. We sure are dragging down the overall quality of the place by having an image dump thread on a imageboard.
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>>30856859
I wonder what happened to Thy.
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>>30857416
he told me i got sick of drawing ponies because they were 'too mainstream' basically, and he wanted to devote time to other smaller fandoms who had next to no artists. He also was sick of all the requests he was getting being futa, as he wasnt into that.
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First.
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Second.
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Third.
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Fourth.
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>>30857531
I hope he'll return some day when we're a small enough fandom or whatever, if only to finish the comic. It's heartbreaking that right now the comic ends with a "don't leave me."
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>>30855547
said by the catalog shitposter
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Daring Done preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKkjS4W0aA4

Possible spoiler: the episode might explore the connection between Pinkie and one of the Legends, in the same way Dash was "connected" to Flash Magnum, except that this time it'll be an entire episode instead of a third of episode. So it's possible that it'll be more of a Pinkie episode than a Dash episode. Or maybe not, it's still unclear. Anyway, even if it's only a supporting character, we'll get some new Dash next week.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=git6DCXSqjE

Why can't they understand the way we feel
They just don't trust what they can't explain
I know we're different, but deep inside us
We're not that different at all

And you'll be in my heart
Yes you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more
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It seems that the closed captions of Daring Done have been leaked: >>30864858
https://pastebin.com/RYVwEHeQ

I don't wanna read it and ruin the episode. But on the other hand, if it's actually a Pinkie episode and Dash isn't going to do anything, I'd like to be prepared for disappointment. If someone here decides to read the script, can you confirm whether or not it's actually a Dash episode, please? I'd ask in the other thread, but I think I wouldn't get an honest answer there.
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>>30864921
Quick and easy method that lets you avoid spoilers is to Ctrl+F relevant words.
"Pinkie" has 16 matches, "Rainbow" has 22, "Daring Do" has 70.
Divide by two, because they show up in RAW paste data as well.
It's hardly scientific, but you can do the same for "Dash" and "Pie" and combinations, and the proportion stays roughly the same.

Therefore, it's a joint Pinkie and Dash episode, slightly favoring Dash, with the episode emphasis heavily on Daring Do.
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>>30865001
That's nice. Thanks, Anon.
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>>30810758
this is appropriate actually
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STATUS UPDATE

They leaked not only the transcription, but the entire episode. You can watch it HERE.

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720p:
https://mega.nz/#!di5RBTDY!c_3UQjF_VaoHnA33pV9kf-Kz9scDL39HUezHig5_4dE
https://sharing.rainbowdash.tv/MLP%20FiM%20S07E18%20YouTube%20SC720.mp4

1080p:
https://mega.nz/#!o7IwyTCL!inF7xg6dhXSCYiIoZIo5pLNtUlyglvoD0ti2fqHhUGs

Alternate link:
https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e18.mp4

English Subtitles (for the sake of completeness):
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzG0FXDIGISQWWtDcE9tLU9FejQ/view

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Links from >>30865413 (SPOILERS), I downloaded the 720p version, still haven't watched it, but skimming through the video it looks fine. f you're going to post something about the episode, please use spoilers, thank you.
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Episode watched.

In case someone was curious about my question in >>30864921, it was a Rainbow Dash and Pinkie episode indeed, Dash's role wasn't secondary at all, and Pinkie wasn't more "important" than her or anything.
By the way, the episode was written by Gillian M. Berrow, and Josh Haber is back as story editor, along with the Lady Writers.

About the episode itself, I really enjoyed it. Fangirl Dash was adorable, Pinkie was really good too, and I liked the legend. There were a couple of major flaw in the episode, but they looked more like storyboard or direction flaws than writing flaws, Dash doesn't recognize Caballeron when they're standing one in front of another, and her capture looked really crappy because she could have escaped easily before Caballeron's minions showed up. It's a shame, the ending was like a reverse Daring Don't, with Daring Do saving Dash this time, there shouldn't be anything wrong with that, but because of how bad the previous scene was, Dash looks unnecessarily incompetent. Again, I think that that wasn't the intention of the episode, so it's not really a big deal, but it's still kind of a shame.

>Come on!
>[panting]
>I'm... coming... Rainbow... Dash...
Best out of context transcript ever.
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>>30865878
The MEGA links are down, new mirror:
https://void.cat/f5a1613c9cc28612a15ea4bccb997d00aed058f7
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>>30865878
What a shitty episode holy fuck
What the hell was that?
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>>30867519
Dash will never do anything cool again that's what.
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>>30869651
I'm not even too mad about that desu
The entire episode was trash, filled with plotholes and characters acting retarded
It's cool that we got more world building and the sphinx and shit but holy fuck was this episode bad
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>>30745482
https://derpibooru.org/157037?q=death%2C+rainbow+dash%2C+semi-grimdark
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>>30869704
i cri erytiem
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>>30835782
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"Applejack, wait!" You call out, making sure not to alert Rainbow to your presence, "Listen, Dash isn't exactly worried about my well being right now. Shes looking for me for uhhh, another reason..."
>The orange mare stops in her tracks and squints her eyes.
>"Alright then, why -is- she looking so hard for you?" She says coming back down the stairs.
>Oh lord, this is gonna be a hard story to tell without pissing her off.
>You take a deep breath and softly clap your hands together.
"Okay so, I may or may not have done something to Dash that was kind of...bad."
>Applejack cocks her head slightly to the side and scoffs.
>"Aw c'mon, it can't be that bad. Rainbow may be brash or short tempered at times but, she doesn't throw fits over little stuff."
"I gave her a black eye."
>"I mean I remember when- wait, you WHAT?"
>Applejack's calm expression quickly changes to one of anger and concern.
>"Okay, start explaining! Now!" She says tapping her hoof with each word.
"It was an accident! Honest!" You take a step back, "I'll tell you what happened..."
>Without sparing any detail, you sit down and explain to her the situation.
>The living with Dash, the short sheeting, the black eye...
"And so, here I am." You say scratching the back of your head.
>Applejack taps her chin, contemplating your plight.
>"So, lemme get this straight." Applejack takes off her hat and sits down on the bottom step, "You think that Dash, my friend Rainbow Dash, is gonna kill you for accidentally giving her a black eye?"
"Well yeah! I mean, I've done my best to take good care of her and never do anything wrong I just-"
>"Thats crazy, and your a coward."
>What?
"What?"
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>>30870584
>She puts her hat back on and sighs, "Anon, you wanted to prove to Dash your not a wuss by being able to pull the sheets up for her right?"
"Yeah."
>"And by doing that, you accidentally hurt her, right?"
"Yeah..."
>"So why then, wouldn't you just y'know, -talk- to her about it? Like a couple should when they have a problem?"
"Well I wanted to, but she was so angry I just kinda...ran off. Like a cow-"
>Oh fuck.
>You look down to the ground, Applejack's words ringing in your head.
>You really are a coward.
>Great, now Dash probably thinks your a total pussy now.
>Not even man enough to own up to your fuck up.
>God dammit. No!
>What a fool you've been!
>Well, can't let this be the end of your relationship. There has gotta be something you can do to make up for this.
>You love her, dammit!
"Applejack, your right. I've been a complete idiot in how I went about this."
>Applejack raises a brow, "Ya think?" She says, in a monotone voice.
>With a heavy sigh, you rise back to your feet.
"I'm gonna talk to her. And soon, this will all be just water under the bridge. Just a funny story to tell at parties!"
>"Well good on ya!" Applejack says with a smile, "Glad you found your nerve."
>With newfound confidence, you ascend the stairs. Ready to face Rainbow Dash and tell her how sorry you are.
>You stop hesitantly just below the entrance, checking to see if the coast is clear.
>It seems that way...
>Alright, lets do this!
>Any second now, and this will be just something to look back and laugh at.
>Yeah! Any second now.
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>>30870589
>...Your still standing here. Whats the hold up?
>"Any day, Anon." Applejack says from the bottom step.
"I'm gonna, just give me a minute!"
>You take a deep, breathe, and think to yourself the age old expression that sees you through every hard time or moment of turmoil.
"Fuck it."
>You emerge half way from the basement, squinting your eyes at the daylight.
>For thousands of years you lay dormant, who dares?!
>Okay enough.
>The sky is a clear ocean blue, save for a few clouds here and there.
>The cool breeze feels great in your thighs.
>Oh, right. Your still in your boxers.
>"She out there?"
>Taking a look around, you examine the area. Looking for any blue Pegasi.
"I don't see anyone."
>Maybe she went looking someplace else?
>"I'm behind you smart one." A familiar voice says.
>Oh...
"Oh! Dash! I uh, didn't see you!"
>She says nothing. Only hovering there, a few feat of the ground with an annoyed expression.
"Alright, alright. I can explain!"
>"Do tell." She says crossing her hooves, her wings fluttering oh so casually.
"Listen, I know your really pissed about the eye, okay? I get it."
>"Oh really? Thats good, thought you were totally clueless about it all..." She says with much sarcasm.
>You do your best to keep eye contact while explaining yourself. Her black eye almost swelling completely shut now, making it hard to focus.
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>>30870596
>Oh fuck you better do something amazing to make up for this...
>You fully emerge from the basement, with Applejack following in tow.
"It was an accident. I didn't mean to hurt you, I just short sheet'd the bed too much and uhhh," You look away for a second, and then back to her. "...lost my grip."
>"Lost your grip huh?" She says, hooves still crossed.
"I'm sorry."
>Rainbow Dash hovers down and softly lands on the ground.
>Her look of anger has seemed to tone down a bit to "pretty annoyed".
"I love you, and I'm sorry." You say, being as sincere as you can, "I should have kept a better grip, heh. And I shouldn't have ran away..."
>She raises her brow, not very impressed but still listening at least.
"I've failed you. I should've stood there and owned up to what I did, even if it was an accident. I should have communicated better."
>You continue on, now growing angrier at yourself as you go.
"I was a complete idiot for running! I know you were mad and probably wanted to kill me. But still!" You stare at the ground. The anger turning to remorse, "I mean, j-just look at me!"
>It all starts to quickly rise to the surface. You've always wondered whether or not your worthy of her.
>Whether or not you could really have what it takes to be with her.
"Even now! I'm crying like a bitch after running away from the only one who makes me feel like I'm worth anything!"
>You breath a heavy sigh and wipe at your face, getting the tear that was welling up in the corner of your eye.
"I'll understand. If you don't wanna be with me anymore, I mean..."
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>>30870604
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>Well this is certainly not what you expected.
>In fact, nothing about this morning was normal.
>First you find out you have black eye, then you get syrup and cream all over your floor, THEN you accidentally break a hole into the roof after breaking yourself free from the sheets.
>Yeah. Eventful, to say the least.
>And now, it seems you have another problem right here in front of you.
>Oh Rainbow, what a mess.
>Anon continues looking at the ground, looking like he really meant what he said.
>Maybe...you went a little overboard at the start?
>You look over to AJ, who is sitting at the other end of the basement entrance.
>She shrugs, and waves her hoof for you to say something.
"Anon..."
>"Yeah?"
"I'm sorry too." You say sitting down, "I kinda...overreacted at first. I just saw my eye and well...y'know."
>"Maybe we both went a bit over the top?"
"Guess so."
>"...."
"...."
>"Just a quick question?"
"Yeah?"
>"Were you really that angry? I mean, you put a hole in the roof."
>Oh crap, forgot about that.
"Well when you ran out of the door I tried to get out of the sheets to stop you, but the sheets caught me the first time I tried to get up." You scratch the back of your head, drawing circles in the ground. "And I kinda launched myself straight up without realizing how hard, to free myself..."
>Gonna have to fix that later...
>"Well...we can fix that later I suppose."
>Perfect.
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>>30870608
>"This is real heartwarming and all," Applejack interjects, "but I kinda have work to do."
>Oh whoops.
"Heh, Sorry AJ. We'll get out of your mane."
>Both you and Anon begin making your way back home, making idle conversation on the way back.
>"Listen, Dash, I just wanna say again that I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, I swear!"
"Well you better!" You say flying by his shoulder, "I won't be able to fly straight with my eye like this for awhile!"
>Anon rubs the back of his head, "Well I got that much!" He says now waving his hands, "I'll find a way, I promise!"
>Damn straight. No telling what Rarity or Twilight will say when they find out about this...
>Not to mention, what are you gonna tell Spitfire?
>Your gonna miss a week of practice at least! She won't be happy.


And that about does it for this update. I apologize if it isn't up to snuff or what have you, switching to day shit hours tomorrow and my times are all flubberknucked right now.
Didn't wanna sit on it for too long. Regardless, hopefully the next part will be up and ready within a few days!
Pastebin for u:https://pastebin.com/S52JnrtU
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>>30870631
You should work on another one; I think this one doesn't need to be any longer. Not to say that it's bad, but after this point the original main conflict is over with and so it would feel like dragging on.
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I'm currently trying to work on my photoshop skills, I'm bad at coloring B/W pics but fairly decent at color swapping. Any anon have a pic they want converted to a bestpone pic? NSFW or SFW doesn't matter to me.
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Only the best plot
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>>30871015
This
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Honest question. How many of you would read a futa anonxdash fic if it focused on the relationship much like Excuses did? If the sex was only a product of the obvious love and not strictly fetish fuel pandering.

Apart from traps are gay, would you hypothetically still love her if you found out she was like that?

I for one find it interesting in that the idea doesn't immediately put me off. Dash has been my only waifu for years, and I feel like I would be indifferent or at the very least tolerate it because I love her so much. Or am I just becoming a bigger faggot?
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>>30871487
I wouldn't care either, don't worry
I mean, I wouldn't want it in my butt, it'd take a while for me to get accustomed to the idea and stuff, but I'd easily give her handies and even blow her no problem
Only thing that'd matter to me is, can she still have my babies
Or babies at all

If she can't have babies at all then I wouldn't really feel bad about it, I mean, I'd feel like shit because I couldn't have offsprings, at least from her, but I'd still keep the relationship
If she's capable of having foals but satyrs aren't canon, then no, I'll just go and live in the woods or whatever

TLDR; if there's fluff, and it's about Anon and Dash, I'll read it
Whether there's a horsecock or not
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>>30871487
Well considering I don't mind futa there really needs to be more male on futa art of dash like in https://www.derpibooru.org/454442 i'd honestly be interested.
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>>30871440

Coloring the hair is always a bitch, but anything for Dash
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>>30870631
Uh, I completely misinterpreted what you were trying to do. After the over-the-top Dash in the previous update, I thought that you were going for a parody. This was nice though.

>>30871487
I'm definitely interested.
>I feel like I would be indifferent or at the very least tolerate it because I love her so much
I feel exactly the same way, I'd like to read someone else's take on it.
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>>30871015
Another editfag here, this is not a request, these are just some random picks from my queue. If they're here it's because I had some problems with them, so they could be kinda difficult, but if you want a challenge, or you like any of them, here are some ideas.

SFW-ish but not really:
https://derpibooru.org/1269788
It needs wings, but the wings from the obvious reference (https://derpibooru.org/1266971) look pretty bad, and I didn't find a better reference to trace.

https://derpibooru.org/84205
Again, no wings. It should be easier to draw them here though.

https://derpibooru.org/669735
I haven't edited this because tracing it in Inkscape and making a proper vector would look much better than a recolor of this. But I'm too lazy. There are two Aryanne edits (688542, 688543).

https://derpibooru.org/1408378
I don't remember why I abandoned this.

NSFW:
https://derpibooru.org/891051
I don't mind Nigh Glider's hairstyle, but the coat is too dark and it looks awful when I color it, no matter what I try. BTW, if you don't like the dialogue, feel free to remove it or whatever.

https://derpibooru.org/981119
https://derpibooru.org/1502301
https://derpibooru.org/1490312
In all these pics, the AJ theme is too obvious (the hat, the apples, the barn). I don't know how to make them Dash-related without redrawing half of the pic.

https://derpibooru.org/1457285
Alternate versions: 1457289, 1457286, I think that the hoodie version is the best one though.
Kinda similar pic, if you prefer solo: https://derpibooru.org/1453319, 1453318

Anearbyanimal has some fantastic pics that would make for great edits. But he made them /for/ Epona, it feels wrong to edit these. I don't know.
https://derpibooru.org/849183 / 848827
https://derpibooru.org/1227788 / 1227789 / 1231898
https://derpibooru.org/1204294
https://derpibooru.org/1148211

And more random links:
https://derpibooru.org/526489
https://derpibooru.org/1333613
https://derpibooru.org/1468149
https://derpibooru.org/1206259
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>>30872497
>669735
No, wait, I didn't edit it because it already exist. I don't know why it was in my list.
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>>30871805
That one in the top left with her sheathed is magnificent.
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>>30871487
If it's good I would read it.
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If I recall correctly, at some point after Top Bolt someone here mentioned that it would be nice to see some porn with Dash wearing her bomber jacket, because she looks so cute with it.
Well, it's been a while, but a few days ago there was a thread for NSFW requests, and I asked for a pic of Dash with her bomber jacket, lying on a bench and masturbating. The thread was deleted, but the artist started a new thread in >>30870023 and posted a link to the pic.

https://imgur.com/RvHFRKH

This artist draws massively huge pussies though, I hope that the Anon who had the original idea isn't the same Anon who hates big pussies. Anyways, it's a relatively simple drawing, I think I could try to edit it a bit if someone is interested, maybe.
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New mirroredsea.
Also, we'll need a new thread soon.
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>>30872143
Thanks, anon.
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>>30873453
No problem.
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>>30831807
>>30843652
Finally, a proper, clean version of this vector. I don't know if I should still spoiler this now that we know that most likely it's not really a spoiler.
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>>30874659
And the last pic of the thread for the cutest seapony.
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what are your thoughts on Cider Party /dash/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKR-vlzLFJ0
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>>30874807
The gif used on that video is cute, but that isn't my style of music.
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>>30874807
Nice song, I liked it. And the visuals are beautiful.
I didn't know the channel. I usually listen to the radio, and except for a few musicians, I usually don't pay much attention to fandom music, but this look like a nice collection, I'll have a look at it.
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>>30871134
I hate seeing her in distress, all I want to do is somehow make everything all better
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>>30872729
It bothers me how her pussy is pretty much placed on her stomach. What a typical virginfag error.
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>>30875352
I know that you're probably talking about the episode, but for what it's worth, the bottom panel is an edit that I made for Derpi https://derpibooru.org/1527204. I mention it because the reason why I made that edit is because I saw too many comments of people enjoying seeing her captured. I wanted a pic were she was tied up and blindfolded, like in the episode, but "consensually", simply enjoying an adult game with someone (that's why I removed the henchpony, to make that "someone" more generic). So, I know exactly what you mean.
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