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>country filly

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>filly

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The Movie Prequel #2 is still storytimed here!
>>30596805

The Stormy Road to Canterlot is still storytimed here!
>>30636173

My Little Pony: The Movie Look & Find is still storytimed here (spoilers!)
>>30661539

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.

715: Triple Threat - Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.

716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.

717: To Change a Changeling - Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.

718: Daring Done - When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The fillies are protesting for longer boop hours again.

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>>30693825
they should stay dead.

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719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You - When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.

720: A Health of Information - While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.

721: Marks and Recreation - Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.

722: Once Upon a Zeppelin - Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.

723: Secrets and Pies - When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.

724: Uncommon Bonds

725: Shadow Play, Part I

726: Shadow Play, Part II

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>>30693847
>>30693859

*breakdances into thread*
been killing it on candy crush today
what have you fillies been up to

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>starting with a poof

This thread is going places.

>>30693927
I'm trying to watch my sass intake.

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Hot moms.

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>>30693825

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Uh oh

Is this the end of ponies as we know it?

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The source of most of the joy in life is ponies.

Which is fine because ponies are all I need but it makes the obligatory non-pony crap boring.

I should have invested into building a name for myself early on and lived off the fandom. Hindsight.

Filly wants to be let out.

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>>30694030
You don't want to take too little sass, though. Sass deficiency can lead to terrible side effects.

>>30694207
wh-what effects

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>>30694089
Why is she so the best?

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>>30694045
>gif

I got you covered.

Tell me more about the filly.

>>30694392
Her mom gives her TWO juice boxes.

>>30694399
filly is so cool

>>30694392

They're cute, lovely with a boopable muzzle, a really soft butt, delicious filly bits and cute little nipples

>>30694377
Not pooing in loo.

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>>30694384
Dash is for cute attentionwhoring.
She knows she's hot shit and I'd stroke her ego.
If you know what I mean.

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>>30694377
Dangerously low levels of vitamin spice, unfed stomach, and lack of cute poner.

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>>30694416
>they
Is filly a collective? Some sort of hivemind-like entity?

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>>30694378
I can't believe how 10/10 her and Scoots are bot individually and together.

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>>30694420
Well, yeah.

>Please don't boop me mister.

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>>30694491

I'M AT BRONYCON!

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>>30694454
>ywn date Rainbow Dash

>>30694516
Why does a SFW image make me want to fondle her so bad.

>>30694539
Horse too little.
She should endeavor to be less little.

>>30694538
>It's not safe to leave this place at night because it's held in a fucking crackhead haven!
Haha, ok!

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>>30694565
Marelets, when will they learn?

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>>30694565
>implying little ponies shouldn't little

Filly feeding

https://derpibooru.org/1506226
https://derpibooru.org/1506228

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>>30694582
She can come back for seconds and she's welcome to tell all her friends.

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>>30694582
Even while giving a blowjob she's just so cute.

>>30694602

>now all the fillies of ponyville visit your home daily
>and some colts too

Are you happy now?

>>30694621
>https://derpibooru.org/1506228
sweetie is such a messy girl

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>>30694629
>wasting your seed on colts

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>>30694648
Deer, bunes, aliens, as long as it's female and not human, I'll fuck it, bro.

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>>30694699
For me, as long as it's cute.

>>30694174
This artist didn't pony so good.

>>30694726
Ah shit, this was the artist behind stoner trixie, wasn't it? I never made the connection.

Sweetie would look so cute as I ate her pussy, or fucked her in the ass

Everything she does is cute

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>>30694775

Filly fans need to take a cold bath right now

>>30694797
I've taken cold baths and showers before. It never does anything to calm down my libido.

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Can you think of an episode where twilight individually has done a scream that lasted a second or longer?

I need it for reasons

Your filly says you masturbate too much. Why not use her instead?

>>30694866
filly doesn't really get how masturbation works, does she

>>30694838
Feeling Pinkie Keen

>>30694916
Which scene? I thought about that episode earlier but I only checked the alligator in the tub scene

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>>30694866
That's just crazy enough to work!

>>30694828


Just take a bath with a filly.

>>30694950
Wouldn't that exacerbate the problem that cold showers are intended to solve?

>>30694970

Just let the filly to solve your problem. A quick hoovejob would be enough

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>>30694838
such a majestic race of pony.

>>30694988
Please don't put corn in the pony butts. There are much better things to insert there.

>>30694382
fuck webms

>>30695007
t.reddit

>>30695022
cancer

I'm thinking of a pony

>>30695143
What pony are you thinking of?

>>30695007
lewd

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>>30695143
>>30695150
M-MORE TIME FOR THINKING!

>>30695162
I want to WPSHH that pony.

>>30695165
I think your hand would break.

>>30695150
that pony

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Remember that episode?

>>30695197
>rarity covering her eye with her mane
Yeah it was a good episode.

>>30695197
>>30695201
I thought it was okay

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Pony got you a gift.

What was the first episode to use mixed media animation? Was it the felt stop motion in Friend in Deed?

>>30695230
>MD Science Lab
>Pony touts it as being real and legit
>"Anon, the guy I bought this from had ALL the doctor stuff!"
>"A stethescope, tongue depressors, zip ties, a flash light! And he kept it all in the back of his van!"

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>>30695264
no i don't.

>>30695270
>avatarfagging retard
you wont even be remembered as a flash in the pan.

>>30695315
neat

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>>30695378

>>30695378
GET THE FUCK INTO DEEP SEA DIVING

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Huh.
So the board is only at 9 pages right now.

>>30695428
There was a "raid" of wizard topics and pictures earlier. I dunno what it was all for, maybe /b/ did a roll or something, but that's what happened.

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>>30695292
ok.

Why is Princess Celestia the worst princess?

>>30695467
why are your opinions so terrible?

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>>30695467
Ha ha ha

No, go on, tell me why, bro

let's look at the facts in this case

best princess: luna
okay princess: cadance
new princess: twilight

there's nothing for celestia except worst princess

>>30695488
prettiest princess: celestia
sunniest princess: celestia
warmest princess: celestia
biggest princess: celestia

>>30695488
>Cadence
>ugliest princess
>objectively worst leader
>okay princess
Why do you lie Anon?

>>30695491
>Celestia
>Pretty
She has an ugly horse face.

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>>30695507
pretty
horse
princess

I'm not voting for Celestia next election.

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>>30695557
because you're voting for Mayor Mare in the locals?

>tomorrow bronycon starts
Any show staff panel? Or nothing interesting happening?

>>30695588
How do vote which pony is bigger? Like, can't you just look at them?

Use a ruler?

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>>30695600
it's not which pony is bigger
it's which pony should be bigger

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>"GUARDS is filmed on location with the mares and stallions of royal law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until booped in a court of law"

>>30695610
Wanna watch that
The theme song is great

>>30695610
>"...Keep seein' this guy walking around outside the 7-11..think he might be dealing boop."
>"Gonna stop em' and ask em' what he's up to out here-, it's after midnight, he's in a high boop traffic area, it-, HE'S RUNNING."

>>30695617
and think of the episodes
>"A mare called us, said a drunken stallion told her filly she was ugly. We're surrounding the area, all tasers set to max voltage"

>>30695617
>"Bad boys" starts playing
>meanwhile we see Zipporwhill's dog getting arrested for peeing on somebody's leg

Somewhere there is a pony living in a complex of fences so guards have to chase them over dozens of them

>>30695642
>pegasus guard thinks he's gonna be the hero by swooping in
>gets caught up in clothes on a line

>"Pinkie, let's be honest: what is this, the fifth time you've been caught dealing augary treats to fillies?"
>"I-I can't stop it, officer Shiny!"
>"...don't call me that. A simple officer is enough"

>>30695645
>Gets wrapped around in it and pops out wearing a dress.

>>30695597
Bronycon has nobody interesting as a guest maybe aside from Ingram

>>30695652
>clip always shows up on recap season

>>30695686
>turns out it was Soarin'

>>30695700
>still pulls it off better than Spitfire

>>30695597
Massive furry protest.

>>30695701
>there is a special called "Wonderblunders" in which they show every time a wonderbolt tried to step in,causing various disasters
>the highlight of it is a recording of that time Rainbow Dash tried to stop a running suspect by jumping on him and blowing him, before realizing she had actually tackled a officer (who wasn't displeased by the fact)

>>30695597
I'm looking forward to Anthology 6

Applejack should get a real job and stop living off subsidies.

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Right now this is just speculation, but what if the episode is actually about Starlight saving the day with magic while everyone else is an idiot?
I've seen a lot of comments saying "no, that's not gonna happen, it's a mane 6 episode, Starlight will have a minor role, stop doompauling." But what if doompaulers are right? Hypothetically, even if you think it won't happen, if it happened, would you be mad at another wasted opportunity, or would you change your mind and decide that it's not that bad if the first mane 6 episode since TSRR isn't really a mane 6 episode?

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>>30694672
>Not sampling every colt's seed

>>30695749
You put way too much effort into that shitpost

>>30695787
K

>>30695508
Unf you can see her ponut

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>>30695791
>let's criticize episodes that haven't aired yet
Starlight was required to fix the magic map in Spice Up Your Life. You're the kind of person who would say the episode was not actually a Rarity and Pinkie episode, since the episode started with her, and therefore ruined by her being instrumental in its plot.

>>30695797
>you'll never draw a zillion circles and proceed to draw good ponies

>>30695814
>there's no difference between Starlight being in an episode and Starlight being the main character of the episode
K

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>>30695818
Now you're putting too little effort into these shitposts. You'll never make it with the greats at this point.

>>30695827
K

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>>30695749
>>30695818
>>30695828

>>30695827
How do I become a great shitposter like Dash?

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>>30695787
>>30695814
>>30695827
>do not criticize or attempt to talk about the show involving Starlight Glimmer or else you're a shitposter

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>>30695837
First, you have to be Rainbow Dash
Then, it comes naturally

>>30695844
Take note, this is how it's done.

Anon, you can't just call anyone who disagrees with you a shitposter

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We're at that point where we can't discuss hypothetical scenarios beyond a "that's not gonna happen, shut up" any more. No one dares to say "that's not gonna happen, because it would be stupid", because they know that it could happen, and then they would have to justify that something they called "stupid" actually happened, but it's not really that bad because the show can't do wrong. So, essentially, discussing the show is considered shitposting. Good. That sure is a healthy attitude.

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>>30695854
I'm starting to become convinced they're rejects from the daily Starlight threads in /mlp/ that wound up here

>>30695844
Can't wait for Tirek's redemption episode and tirekfags later labelling everyone who's indifferent a shitposter.

>>30695854
Why argue about an episode that hasn't aired? There's simply not enough information to start laying into Fame and Misfortune for being overly Starlight-centered

>>30695859
what

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>>30695865
There's simply not enough information to know what Spike will do in Triple Threat. There's simply not enough information to know if Twilight's parents will have an important role in Once Upon a Zeppelin. Both episodes will air later than Fame and Misfortune, but there have been many posts with speculation about them anyway. But for some mysterious reason we can't talk about the next episode until it airs. I don't know, but I don't think that's reasonable.

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rainbow dash challenges you to a edging challenge

whoever can edge the longest without cumming wins

>>30695901
Is interference allowed? Can I pin her down and force her to cum?

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>>30695776
*zap*

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>>30695893
I mean, I don't follow this thread religiously but I've hardly seen any discussion of either of those topics. Certainly, much more discussion of Triple Threat is there but all of what I can remember is focused on what Ember and Thorax will do to each other (and prop up the episode against Spike being is usual annoying self).
I, for one, am most interested in Campfire Tales, since that's what I think will have the sphinx and adorable egyptian pony.

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>>30695907
>implying you could ever catch her

>>30695901
pfft, I spent an entire month edging. You're about to go down, lesbian birb.

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>>30695909

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>>30695901
>Rainbow starts rubbing her marebits to warm up
>she moans
>I cum before even starting doing my thing
It's rigged, I can't possibly win. I would play anyway just to watch her.

>>30695915
Will she pin me down and force me to cum?

dash's

sexual

pranks

THE FILLIFICATION RAY WAS ONLY A TOOL FOR GOOD, NEVER EVIL

>>30695924
I need this in my life.

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>>30695923
she'll tickle you with her wings right under your cockhead until you're begging her to stop

Pony stole all of your floppy discs.

>>30695930
Then she cums first because being a dom is her fetish, right?

>>30695928
>you wake up to a warm, wet feeling on your dick

>it's rainbow dash, sucking you off

>"ha ha, i sucked your dick!"

>"gotcha!"

>you blast a load all over her face

>"HA, you came on my face! how embarrassing!"

>>30695936
"CHEATERS GET CUMMIES!"
>"But that's not h-"
>Grab her by surprise
>Start eating her ponut while brushing her wings savagely

>>30695945
>CUMMIES
i lost my erection

>>30695945
>she gets back at you sucking your dick some more
>After a bit you just start fucking
>in the heat of the moment (no pun intended)(...ok, some pun might be there) you lose track of the time
>when you finish it's dark outside
"Best...challenge...ever..."
>"Inded. And the best part is that I won."
"Fuck you, Dash"
>"...gimme some to recover, for that."

I want to engage in sexual combat with ponies.

Well, I... what?

You wouldn't facesit a pony.

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>>30696037
>this will never happen to you

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I've been posting in this dumb pony fandom
Longer than most can fathom, never really knowing why

I wish I could be a functioning normie
But I come back to the ponies no matter how hard I try

Every thread I walk
Every show or game
Everywhere I talk
Doesn't feel the same
As the place I see that I cannot leave
Where I long to be

See the piss in the fandom underneath?
It calls me!
And no pone knows
how deep it goes.
If I go out to swim in a convention of bronies
Today I'll know
If I leave this boat there's no telling how deep I'll go

I know everybody in this general is happy staying within this general
You're less likely to be singed
I know everybody in this general has content in this general
There isn't as much pony cringe

I can leave and go, with the other folks
I'll be happy knowing I'm not alone
Paying hundreds of dollars for one week?
What is wrong with me?

See Baltimore turning green to yellow? It's scary
And no one knows
how well it flows
Even though there's sperging cunts around I will hurry
And yes I know
What's beyond this boat will I sink or float?

See the piss in the fandom underneath?
It calls me!
And no pone knows
how deep it goes.
If I go out to swim in a convention of bronies
Today I'll know
If I leave this boat there's no telling how deep I'll go

See you at Bronycon friends

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>>30696061
What did he mean by this?

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>>30696062
Anon, shitposter, pony enthusiast.
I am Lyricsanon
I spent 30 minutes writing this themed based song parody
You will read my post
And hate me more

>>30696069
Parody of?

>>30696072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo

>>30696075
ah, never seen that movie.

>>30695925
The fillyfication ray was only ever a tool of evil.

>>30696113
That's not a filly, that's just a small mare

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I want a small filly

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>>30696120
Just imagine carrying one home.

>>30695022
t. cunt

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>>30696122
And then locking it away in the filly sex dungeon with the others.

Predict which episodes won't be about Starlight.

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>Today is World Lion Day

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>>30696145
Cute.

>>30696145
I'd pet that pussy.

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shoo bee doo

>>30696159
I want to be a filly so I can take part in Twilight Time.

Being a filly isn't all diamonds and rosé.

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>>30696196
I hear being a colt is nice.

>>30696209
Which is best for attracting colts: being a colt yourself or being a filly?

>>30696211
Depends on what you want to attract the colts for.

>>30696216
Love and lovemaking.

>>30696220
Then you must be a filly. Colts can't love other colts.

>>30696229
But colts love tiddies. Fillies don't have those.

>>30696241
Just because their filly teats are small and immature doesn't mean they don't have them.

>>30696229
What fillies are available for me to transform into?

>>30696248
But you can't rest your head on them...

>>30696267
Fillies are like pillows so you kind of can.

You can't just suck off all your colt classmates in class even if you are the designated heat relief filly.

Oh wait, that's actually your job. Carry on.

https://derpibooru.org/1507080

>>30696272
Colts don't go into heat.

>>30696273
I don't know what i expected.

>>30696272
It's the fillies that go into heat, anon.
I need the colts to take turns rutting me hard when i go into heat.

>>30696275
Really? But a group of them told me I needed to jerk them all off for medical reasons, and also that I had to swallow all their cum, also for medical reasons

They weren't deceiving me for free handjobs, were they? Because I would look like a fool with cum on my face.

>>30696281
What does it mean when you're in year round heat?

I want a bisexual colt boyfriend who will fuck fillies with me

All the ponies are in love with you. All of them. And they're all in heat.

What happens next?

>>30696323
Get a hose

>>30696307
A LOT of colt sex

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>>30667774
>>30667795
>>30669065
Better late than never, I guess. The old background didn't make much sense with these characters, so I just put some shitty clouds instead.

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Is it ok to fuck my waifu if she has taken the form of a filly?

>>30696343
Damn, that's adorable.

>>30696339
How do you know so much about heat, filly? I bet you're all pathetic virgins.

>>30696343
Wouldn't Fluttershy be taller?

>>30696351
It's not the real Fluttershy, it's a changeling.

>>30696353
How do we know if that's the real Dash then?

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>>30696339
cotton cloudy is one of my favorite fillies

>>30696355
Because I say so.

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>>30696349
Fillies can go into heat.

>>30696357
But what if you're a changeling or worse, Chrysalis?

>>30696358
Yeah, they can, but I bet they never found any stallions or colts to plow their tight, dripping fillyholes

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>>30696356
She's cute.

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>>30696365
she's a lewd little temptress, is what she is

i have half a mind to pound her tight little white filly pussy and flood her child-womb with my smelly cum

ironically masturbating to ponies

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>>30696359
What? No! I'm not Chrysalis, you silly filly.

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>>30696364
>>30696368
Your filly fetish is showing, Anon.

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This is a NPC.

Check your filly privilege, anon scum.

>>30696376
My filly fetish is open.
I want nothing more than to rut those sweet filly holes.

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>best filly

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>>30696441
That's not Apple Bloom.

Do you pretend your pillow is a filly?

>deleted my pony folders

I'll stick around for the movie though.

The ponies love your fingers and won't stop making awkward sexual advances towards you while staring at your hands.

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>>30696471
>Deleting your ponies
You are a heartless monster

>>30696475
Pony, i'm a horse. I don't have fingers i have hooves just like you.

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>>30696455
Sometimes.

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>>30696471
Oh, ok.

Thanks for the update.

>>30696471
You will be back. And grumpy about your missing folders.

When does new episode come out?

>>30696494
http://ponycountdown.com/

>>30696494
In two days.

filly is hogging the vacbed again

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>>30696471
all i need these days is my filly folder and rarity folder and moondiaper folder and celestias butt folder

everything else i delete

>>30696471
You should just fuck off early if you hate ponies that much.

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>>30696524

>>30696636
99% CRRRRRYSTALS
1% Hot gas

>>30696636
>>30696647
anyone try to watch the new season of spongebob? I gave it a chance because someone said the original writer was coming back.

it was awful garbage

>>30696659
>spongebob post movie 2: electric boogaloo
>good
What were you expecting, anon?

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>>30696659
I haven't had cable for like 4 years, I miss the aimless channel surfing.

>>30696660
From where are you copypasting this anon

>>30696665
>sweetie behind view

nice

if i see any emoji pony art i am killing everyone in the room

>>30696707
I mean, there's the pony emoji that have existed for a while, but I take it you're referring to the movie.

I won't be angry but I'll be disappointed.

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>Filly

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This new Sonic Forces character and song is so overly edgy it's circled back around to being somehow enjoyable.

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>>30696707
>>30696717

>>30696735
To be fair, he's voiced by Liam O'Brian

>>30696738
is that a gif for ants?

>>30696731
>mouth fedora

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Princess
Yesterday's favorite
Don't you hate it

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>>30696768
>le toothpaste meme xD
I want 2012 to leave.

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>>30696817
Nope. The pony formerly known as Colgate stays.

Police pony fired for being too friendly.

Griffon police fired for eating too many ponies while on the job.

Zebra police fired for straight up racism.

New study shows racial bias among guards, however, the results contradict the Unicorn Supremacy narrative so they're being classified as propaganda.

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>>30696858
>>30696871
>>30696878
Why is there a mayor AND a princess in the same town?

>>30696901
Washington D.C. also has a mayor.

>>30696901
Because it's the only thing Mayor Mare can do. They'd feel to bad to take that away from her so they let her pretend

>>30696915
>ponyville mayor is worst race
>washington mayor is black

COINCIDENCE?

Is it considered rude to just pick up a pony randomly and walk around with her?

>>30696920
>"I sure showed them."
>"Nopony messes with Mayor We..."

>>30696958
Only if you don't give her belly rubs.

>>30696793
If I would understand what you're trying to say I might

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Remember to dress your filly. Fillies shouldn't walk around naked, with her tiny fillyvag fully exposed and winking at random strangers. They're too young to control her body, and showing their arousal like that is extremely embarrassing for them. Don't let your filly make a fool of herself. A filly wearing clothes is a happy filly.

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>>30696997
Super cute.

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>>30696994
Talk Talk

>>30697011
What type of music do the princesses listen to?

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Pony gave you this card.

>>30697019
Death metal.

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>>30697054
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SKID ROW, I SAID ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOOCK!!

>>30696901
>navy seal copypasta
always makes me laugh

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>>30695473
>>30695486
>>30695491
>>30695496
>>30695508

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>>30695197
Remember this episode?

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>>30696524

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>>30697180

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>>30697100
Why don't they ever just fucking say "yes" or "no" in those games.
It's all those goddamn HA, YOO, AHHH nonsense, it's like Speed Racer on acid.

>>30697200
Tea pony is a cutie.
Is there porn of her?

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>>30697206
Tea pony is too cute to sodomize.

>>30697213
Nevermind
https://derpibooru.org/1479034

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>>30697240
exquisite ponut m'lady

>>30697311
Boop slut.

>>30697213
>>30697332
Such cute poners. The character designers did a great job with this episode.

>>30697332
This is why I have to ban earth ponies in my store. They put their gross dirty mouth on everything. A ponies mouth is worth than a toilet.

NO EATHIES ALLOWED

>>30697339
The pink one is not new, though.

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>"OOGA CHAKA, OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA."
>'NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT, BOTH OF YOU STOP RIGHT NOW.'

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I am jealous. This rich brony has built the perfect stallion fap viewing room. Now he can comfortably enjoy the stallion bellyslapping with all of his friends down below while they fap together.