Why aren't you christian my bronies?

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>>30685281
this is a christian board.

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>>30685281
>Being a Christcuck

>>>/pol/

>>30685281
Religion is a meme. The existence of deities can neither be proven nor denied.

>>30685281
Because I never was.

>>30685287
dude, come on, I get your battle against roleplay, but this is a bit extreme.

>>30685289
*tips*

>>30685294
What OP is preaching(no pun intended) needs to stay where it belongs: the containment board for drumpffags. Yes, /pol/ was not always Christian, but that has changed.

>>30685294
Religious people are the biggest roleplayers out there. Just look:
>deep lore
>very devoted
>gather regularly
>reenact past/fictional events
So yeah, it doesn't belong here.

>>30685281
You can not believe in god if you now Celestia exists

>>30685311
No shit, it's slav infested.

>>30685312
...to be fair I've played a decent amount of 4.0 sessions, but our DM never asked us to purge the infidels who were into Vampires...

>>30685281
Because I don't believe in god, anon. I see no problem with faith but I'm negatively neutral to religion.

>>30685281
Maybe because this is bait and we know how to spell Christian correctly with a capital "C." Peace be with you, faggot.

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>>>/pol/

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>>30685281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism

>>30685281
I'm a Mormon and my Mormon friend got me into the show.

>>30685423
Mormons can watch the tv? Isn't modernity considered a sin?

>>30685281
Tried it for a few decades, realized that you fuckers were just lying to me and ripping me off, so I said goodbye.

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>>30685281
Because we must become whole

>>30685281
I believe that Celestia Will turn us all into ponies after death, and se Will reach Equestria.

i better believe on a character from a Little girl's show that your shitty Religión

>>30685487
>ó
Spic detected. Opinion discarded

>>30685289

Just like pretty much every scientific theory, which are accepted as fact. And if you're a scientist who voices your dissent, well, there goes your funding, there goes your position, there goes your respect.

Dawkins is basically an evangelist for neckbeards.

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>>30685511
>Just like pretty much every scientific theory
no you ignorant fuck.
>http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scientific_theory
>http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Science

>>30685583
He's actually corrects. It's called axioms.
Don't believe in them, but then you got nothing.

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>>30685583

Cry some more you little twit.

>>30685508
Kys racist.

(Even tho i'm suprised that a faggot like you was able to do an "ó")

>>30685287
>christcuck
>>>/reddit/
Dirty wiccans.

>>30685289
Religion isn't a meme, it's a tool.

They were used (and are still used in some regions) as a mean of political, moral and social control back when states were weak.

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>>30685511
I'm betting that you are the kind of person that thinks the theory of evolution works like Pokémon

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>>30685695
i-it doesnt?

>>30685281
I believe in god but I have my own interpretation of the bible. I don't affiliate with a church because all churches do these days is preach the false doctrine of eternal punishment for finite sin, and no freedom of will in the afterlife. Makes no sense. Isn't scriptural they need to use weird definitions of things and take things out of context for revelation to be an ultimatum. meanwhile people who are logical have lost their faith altogether and persue their idols and doctrines of a separate faith, all empirical illogical philosophy spoonfed to them by professors who are obsessed with esoterica, and are paid to mold the minds of the elite to believe a certain way or be kicked out for dissent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjNmGsQ16Vg

>>30685695

What a scathing insult. Sounds like something a 7th grade edgelord would come up with.

>>30685511
this may well be the dumbest post on this board well done

also mods pls

>>30685281
I turned my other cheek and got fucked. Idealism doesn't get you far in real life.

>>30685511
Dalton's theory of the atomic model was at one point just that, a theory. Today it has been proven as scientific fact using modern tools to observe individual electrons, protons, and neutrons.

Don't worry, all of those theories to understand the universe will eventually be proven true or false beyond a shadow of a doubt by using new technologies unlike deities which can't be proven one way or another, so why waste time on the futile?

>>30685716
Nah, if I wanted to do that would have just said
>kys faggot
But that's too easy. Also, you have a strange definition of edgy.

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>>30685751

Let me guess -- you think climate change is real, too?

>>30685782
Let me guess, you believe the Earth is flat too?

>>30685782
>>30685783
Lemme guess, you guys really believe anybody cares about listening you two bitching over non pony related stuff?

>>>/b/

>>30685783

Honestly, I'm not sure. I've never been to outer space, but I'm not going to claim that it isn't, just because NASA says so.

Moreover, technology isn't the end all be all, being a mere human invention meant to operate on this level of existence, which in itself is a limited scope. Some things are outside human comprehension.

>>30685617
There are no axioms in natural sciences.
>>30685511
Learn what falsifiability is. NO scientific theory is considered true. Only disproven and not yet disproven.

>>30685806
>just because NASA says so
You realize it's been proven since the Antiquity, right?

>>30685809
And even further, anyone who claims to know some absolute truth is full of shit. That's why religions are pointless.

>>30685712
>believe a certain way or be kicked out for dissent.
This meme needs to die.

>>30685730
I guarantee you you have no idea what turning the other cheek actually means

>>30685858
>entire Bible is metaphorical but only MINE interpretation is correct
Heard that hundreds of times. You don't know what it means either.

>>30685858
Do you?
The book you've read wasn't written when the events happened, was revised numerous times throughout history and was translated even more...

>>30685281
I am Christian and this is not pony related.

>>>/pol/

>>30685816
Don't talk to him please.

>>30685511
>And if you're a scientist who voices your dissent, well, there goes your funding, there goes your position, there goes your respect.
Proving your colleagues and established theories wrong is how you get famous, bait-kun, besides, there are many great scientists who are Christian, like Francis Collins.

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Religions are just not for me. I like to 'judge' people based on how they act, not on what kind of made up belief they might have in common with me.

>>30685281
I've tried to believe in God, but ultimately don't. Otherwise, I'd be lying to myself.

>>30685888
What if a man acts religiously?

>>30685888
Religious people also judge others for their action. I dislike some of my family member even though we all have the same religion

Why should a god of a small group of people who lived in ancient Palestine be my god?

>>30685916
Because he loves you.

>>30685281
Christian god is cruel and violent unlike ponies.

>>30685922
So do many other gods.

>>30685782
I said
>Proven true or false
I haven't done enough reading on the topic to have a real strong opinion about it. There have been studies done on the Earth's crust that show dramatic, centuries-long hot and cool cycles for millions of years. But there's also evidence to suggest that the natural cooling cycle inverted when fossil fuels use increased in the early 1900s (i.e. the hockey stick graph). I have an answer, but I know that someone will one day.

>>30685806
>Some things are outside human comprehension.
Today, yes. Tomorrow, less so.

>>30685858
After half a decade of being bullied as a kid and having done nothing about it because of "turning the other cheek", I think I don't give a fuck about its meaning anymore.

>>30685852
that's a meme? I didn't know. colleges have bias too. the people who go to them need to endure years of questioning about religion, and the easy electives are genetics if you're going for biochemistry. to these people our choices are made up of chemicals, the action potential in our minds thought transactions are based on brainscans where they looked at how blood flowed when they put patients through tests, but the reason why? no one knows.

>>30685901
it depends on the act: anything involving a "WE are absolutely right, anyone not sharing our POV can be a good person but will ultimately suffer the wrath of our deity if he doesn't change his ways" it's ok in my book.

>>30685903
Good for them, I just don't feel the need to add some kind of shared belief.

>>30685929
Grammar error, I meant I don't have an answer

>>30685937
ehrm, NOT involving.

>>30685943
I'm Catholic and I believe that anyone even atheists, can be good people reach heaven.

>>30685953
Well, then cheers. I'm an atheist and positive that anyone can be 'good' regardless of their religion.

>>30685953
Then you're quite literally a heretic.

>>30685421
this tbqhf

>>30685933
>need to endure years of questioning about religion
I don't know where you got this from, but you've been lied to.

>>30686007
He never went into one. Typical christfag.

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Don't mind me, my religion tells me I have to post pony plots in this thread to restore the balance.
Go on with your pointless argument, I'm saving your souls.

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>>30685281

>>30686044
Finally, something I can worship.

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>>30686062
plot it, brother.

>>30685281
Because wanting to believe something is not a good reason for believing it. Some of us actually have to be convinced.

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>>30686071
Amen.

>>30686064
>No horn
How embarrassing...

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>>30685847
Nice axiom, brainlet.

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Brothers! The heretics are trying to deny the santity of the plots! INCREASE THE POSTING!

P L O T I T

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Tiddies?

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WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM CELESTIA

>>30686111
>no crotchs

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>>30686111
HERESY

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I like that this discussion is at least vaguely tame and civil because it's on a Pony board. People screaming at each other is never fun.

>>30685281

>grow up as a Christian
>believe in His Holiness our God
>eventually become an adult
>look around this this gay Earth with my adult eyes
>see there are thousands of individual religions, all around the world
>they all conflict with one another; they are incompatible
>billions of other human beings out there, just like you, who believe in a religion completely different from your own
>they believe in it, with equal amounts of fervency as you do your own
>...but yours isn't any more valid than there's
>it isn't more 'true' than theirs
>it isn't more proven than theirs
>at the heart of it, it's not even really different from theirs
>but you still believe in Christianity....Why?
>because you were brought up with it, taught that way? I'm sure your parents are/were lovely, but they're just people like everyone else. They followed what their parents told THEM. If you were born in ancient Greece, you'd worship Zeus. If you were born in Japan, you might've grown up to worship the Shinto gods.
>so, why yours?

Look I don't really dislike religion, despite the flaws. I know there are plenty of awesome people out there who are religious, and whose awesomeness is not impacted or influenced by that fact. If you feel you NEED religion in order to feel secure, then fine. But we have cameras and research and science these days, and zero instances of unexplained magic or a creator deity has ever been proven, or observed.

Why can you look at all these different religions in the world, thousands upon thousands that you don't believe, and decide that your's, your one religion, is any different?

Picture of cookies to perhaps make you feel better about your internal crisis.

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I'M A PJW, FILLY!

>>30686119
derpibooru.org/1270906

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>>30686111
Also no hooves.

>>30686129
but mooom! I had a nightmare yesterday!

>>30685648
you've forgot war

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FASTER, THEY'RE STILL DISCUSSING THEIR FAKE GODS!

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>>30686088
The devout christian Sir Isaac Newton new that there was always more to learn. He set out to revolutionize our understanding of physics and mathematics, despite negativity from the church and his colleagues. He set out to find the truth knowing that it is never truly obtainable. If he's ok with that axiom than so am I.

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>>30686126
I believe that we humans will never be able to comprehend the complex entity that is god, even though scientific research has improved over the years there will always be unanswered questions in the universe. There are many different religions in the world and the Christian God is a different interpretation of reality because humans will never be able to know everything and we have to believe in something that can give us purpose.

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>>30686179
Religion and science serve two independent, compatible purposes, with neither one contradicting the other. You can feel oh-so enlightened rejecting the strawman versions of religion typically attacked by the likes of Dawkins, but be careful about throwing the baby away with the bathwater.

>>30686205
>two independent, compatible purpose
Name them.

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>>30686205
Fair, but
>Religion and science serve two independent, compatible purposes, with neither one contradicting the other.
I have to disagree with certain parts of that, particularly trying to explain the origins of the world. Where Christianity says the Earth is 5000 years old, the Greeks came up with deities that represent physical aspects of the world (see Gaia) and actions by said deities to explain why the world has rivers, hills, sky, etc.

Science is in direct conflict with these origins, but other than explaining where we came from, I agree that they serve independent purposes.

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>5 in a row
CELESTIA IS WITH US!

>>30686238
I'm no agnostic, but from an agnostic's perspective it goes something like this:
>science
(Formalized/articulated) study of the object; "what is there".
Attention directed to the phenomenon.
>religion
(Dramatized/intuited) study of the subject; "what I should do".
Attention directed to the noumenon.

Christianity requires a belief in the existence of the Judeo-Christian God over the many other gods that also claim to exist. I am not convinced that this particular god exists over the many other gods that claim to exist, so why should I devote belief to him over others?

>>30686299
That's ethics. Religion is concerned with ethics, but ethics isn't necessarily concerned with religion.

Simple lack of proof.
The only proof we have is The Bible, but if it ws written today, I, and probably everyone else, would think it was fake or just fiction. So why should that be any different for a book written thousands of years ago?

>>30686325
Well said.

>>30686312
I wanna search up that ISBN number but have to go to work shortly.

>>30686205
They don't, religion doesn't do anything except make pronouncements for made up reasons, it's trash

>>30686299
What should I do is most certainly something you don't want to answer with religious study.

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>>30686331
>ISBN
weird, it should have an ISSN. Oh well.

Beastiality is a sin

>>30686288
As a Catholic, I believe the Judeo-Christian cosmology to be mythological in nature. I'm not required to believe in the literal story.
I do believe that Jesus Christ died and resurrected, and you can say this is unscientific; however, this is a matter of faith on a particular event rather than a generalized claim of scientific nature. In this sense I see no obvious clash between the two systems.

>>30686325
I regard value systems, hence ethics, as being religious in essence. Religion means to bind oneself to a transcendental principle, and values are intrinsically transcendental. You may argue that religion doesn't need to ever become organized/systematized, but that would be a hard case to make, I think.

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this PJW needs some icecream.

>>30686344
Good thing Ponies from the show are sapient. They're more like intelligent alien life that happens to resemble Earth's horses, if anything.

Cross-species relationship are okay.

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>>30686344
Good thing I'm an atheist then.

>>30686346
>I regard value systems, hence ethics, as being religious in essence.
lmao

>>30686356
>>30686359
Having sex with other species is considered beastiality.

>your going to hell, etc.

>>30686346
>I regard value systems, hence ethics, as being religious in essence.
Are you trying to say that without religion, there would be no ethics? Because in that case, you can fuck off

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>>30686368
Ok.

>hell
What part of "Atheist" wasn't clear?

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>>30686316

>>30686346
I think maybe if you need an all-powerful being with his heavenly retinue to tell you the difference between good and evil, coupled with the bribe of heaven if you're good, and the threat of hell if you're evil, to help you make sound, wholesome value judgements that guide your day-to-day actions, then maybe you're too fucked in the head to be allowed to walk free. So enjoy the prison you bible thumpers built for yourselves. None of it will matter once you're dead, buried, and forgotten.

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>>30685281
I'm tryin but it's taking forever just to go through the old test.

>>30686368
If that's considered beastiality then beastiality isn't always wrong, and is in serious need of a more narrowed-down and specific re-definition, so as not to confuse having sex with actual animals with other intelligent people of a different race.

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>>30686398
Enjoy being pitchforked while your skin melts off in the ungodly heat of hell.

I hope your equine asses were worth it.

>>30686371
That's right, in a sense. Ethics is an emergent property of social groups, from an evolutionary perspective. Social values are crystallized into myths, which then lead to religious expressions. So in a sense, religions are the enshrinement of values into myths, plus the regulation of how you should act in conformity to those values.
Ethics, as a field of philosophy, is then a post-hoc analysis and articulation of these values considered as such, absolute of the religious substratum. It can of course be considered without referencing religion, like anatomy can be studied without care for evolutionary biology, but from a greater perspective, the two are still related.

>>30686411
that's some serious mental masturbation dude, you're wrong by the way

>>30686007
no, not really, because the basis of the core curriculum is Darwinism which involves evolution. evolution on it's own is not argument against religion, BUT Darwinism specifically was anti-religion. In college professors must keep atheist doctrine present as it is defense mechanism for damage control professors say you may not assume anything, this includes consequently a structure from god. This is not inherently wrong, but paired with Darwinist mindset it breeds militant atheism. Originally this was to preserve the ego: if you take god out of the equation, anointing knowledge from god is also taken, and only empirical evidence reigns. In reality one needs to use both logic, and evidence to provide good argument. and I have graduated in broadcasting...so no not stem. I am studying stem source material though...

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>>30686409
Which brand of pitchforks, exactly?

>>30686409
>because religion says so
Assertation is not fact.

>>30686394
>Actually reading the Bible before deciding whether or not to be a Christian
I... I've never seen this before! I-it's beautiful!

>>30686436
The tall and sharp kind, while you get tortured by demons shapeshifted into your waifus.

>>30686446
yea whatever m8 i'm not the only one doin this

>>30686409
If this God of yours is condemning people for the loving relationships between two consenting adults of different human-intelligence-level species, then I don't even care if he/she WAS real. They deserve to be overthrown and disobeyed at that point.

So yeah, it was worth it. I prefer to fight for what I believe in, not allow some asshole with magic powers to dictate my life.

Creating something that can think for itself does not give you any right to own that thing. Any God that sends people to suffer for eternity, especially for innocent acts such as that, is more evil, and heinous than I could ever be. So I'll volunteer for Hell.

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>>30686448
Sure, but what brand? Do they forge them on their own? Is there wood for the handle, in hell? Or is it full metal body?

>>30686448
If you don't know the brand, could you at least tell is where they buy them from?

>>30685281
because in this house, we worship Discord

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>>30686468
But also point out where does Hell get the money for that, considering 1) that there are a lot of deaths per day and 2) that pitchforks aren't eternal

>>30686459
>the creationist god is literally worse than Stalin, Mao, and Hitler combined but people insist on giving him respect and reverence, swallowing the propaganda that this God actually loves them.
Really gets the noggin joggin'

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>>30686475
Excuse me? I worship only one thing, and that is pony pussy.

>>30686481
It's worse, he demands you love HIM too, while also fearing him.
It's like he's Kim Il Sung.

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Not to mention, pitchforks aren't very efficient when it comes to skin people hurtfully. There are way better (read: painful) ways to do it. And if my skin keeps melting, wouldn't the pitchforks be redundant?

>>30686448
Why do they even use pitchforks? There are much better weapons for torture. Like knoves, for instance.
Also, if you don't believe in that specific religion, you go to hell right? But that'd be the majority of the population of earth! How many demons do they have? Do the demons get lunch breaks or holidays? How long can demons go without resting? Are they always torturing people? Because, when you think about it, they have to do that job for all eternity right? Surely eventually they'd get bored and just stop.

>>30686484
I'll *ahem* drink to that.

Inb4 rulefags and their no-fun-allowed faggotry

>>30686434
>Darwinism specifically was anti-religion
>atheist doctrine
>militant atheism
It hurts!

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>>30686484
HERE WE GO

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>>30686484
>anthro
YOU. FUCKING. HERETIC.

>>30686481
Remember when God said gays were work of the Devil, drowned the ENTIRE WORLD except for Noah, even the innocents, and declared women were property that belonged to men?

Great dude. Pray to that guy every Sunday.

>>30686489
>the universe is to God as the DPRK is to the Kim dynasty
>the Kim dynasty is closer to being God than ahy of us
Well, fuck.
gg commies

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>>30686496
I also wouldn't want to be in their labor union
"Oh for the last time! WE CAN'T MAKE YOU USE SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM PITCHFORKS! IT'S IN THE BOOK, WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES even tho we're the bad ones, so not supposed to, but whatever"

>>30686512
I dunno man, if I thougjt these things actully happened, and that praying would stop it? I'd be down on my knees begging to be saved.
Unless you go to Equestria when you die, then I'd call him a faggot and await death.

>>30686525
That's suicide. Suicides don't make it to Equestria.

>>30686516
They are literally forced to worship a dead guy that they are both to love and fear, it's the most religious country on earth. He's still head of the state as well despite for being dead so long, it's hilarious.

>>30686533
Well shit, prayer it is then!

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Also, why would god be so obsessed with bestiality?

"God, there are wars, famine and people hating each other! What do we do!?" "BURN THE HORSEFUCKERS!" "...and that what's gonna accomplish?" "I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT THEY PISS ME OFF"

>>30686350
Did someone break all her fucking bones?

Can any of you fags tell me which god would send me to Equestria?

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>>30686552
Considering the artist, it was probably Discord during sex.

>>30686553
Loki, probably.

>>30686553
Allah.

>>30686459
burn in hell

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>>30686553
Friendship

>>30686562
Loki was only adopted by gods. He's biologically a giant, not a god.

>>30686568
Not an argument.

>>30686575
Half-god. Odin fucked a giant.

You all sexualize a cartoon show for little girls.
If that isn't the worst thing imaginable, it probably would make god condemn humans for their sinful ways just by this sin alone.

You all deserve to be hanged and burned on a stake.

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>>30686568
Where exactly is hell? Is it a parallel dimension? Is it underground? Cause if it's underground, I'm kinda sure there wouldn't be enough oxygen for the flames to burn...hot, sure, but no eternal flame.

>>30686550
Maybe someone told him he wasn't allowed to fuck horses and now he's pissy about it.
"If I can't fuck horses, then neither can all of you!"
Like some kind of child.

>>30686585
pretty much this.
anyone here who thinks they are a good christian is simply delusional. If there is a god and hell then we're all on the express lane.

>>30686575
Well, he's a trickster that became the little mare once and his brother was banished to another realm, so I figured that'd be your best bet.

>>30686553
Oh I dunno, maybe one of the less crazy Greek ones. I think Aphrodite was nice, right?

>>30686550
>"God, there are wars, famine and people hating each other! What do we do!?" "BURN THE HORSEFUCKERS!"

I rarely laugh; this got me to chuckle.

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>>30686585
So sexualizing a cartoon show is a sin...but raising your hand against a brother is not?

>>30686586
It's a spiritual dimension.

Burn in hell sinner.

>>30685281
I am.

Are we God's tulpas? If he sends us to hell, is it because he can't handle the natural deviation that occurs from tulpamancy? If that's the case, he needs to understand that doing the same thing over and over won't change things. Tulpas deviate from their intended purpose. It's how things are.
Bonus question: is God OUR tulpa?

>>30686602
Then how do you get there? Does your spirit just fly in?

>>30686601
killing heathens is normal. Like killing a brony, or a horsefucker, though horsefucker is worse since he actually has no shame about wanting to fuck a horse.

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>>30686602
That's not what Dante said.

>>30686609
I think the answer to both of these is that you are a faggot.

>>30686609
>is God OUR tulpa?
>God is humanity's collective tulpa
>God became a God through faith
>He's actually a youkai
Interdasting.

>>30686596
This is true. Hadn't thought of this.
>>30686584
It's been awhile since I read up on Norse deities. Does it explicitly say so, or is it just implied? Considering that this is odin we're talking about, it reeeally wouldn't surprise me.

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>>30686615
So you get to decide who's a heaten and who's not? Are you telling me you're god? I'm an atheist but even I know that this is kind of a sin (pride?)

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>>30685281
Because Jesus never existed

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/

Yes, this is an actual site.

>>30686616
Dante's inferno is fiction.

>>30686625
I do gods will.

>>30686618
But that doesn't answer either question.
Mad that I'm not paying respect to your headghost?

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>>30686630
Priiiide again. You're not setting a good path, anon.

>>30686629
CHRISTFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>30686630
So is the bible.

>>30686631
>headghost

I like the sound of that, but it doesn't appear to be a real word. It should be, though.

>>30686634
I do what god commands, unlike you sinners bound to hell.

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>>30686630
>Dante's inferno is fiction
TAKE IT BACK, I SPENT 3 YEARS IN SCHOOL READING THAT! EVEN THE BORING PARTS (Purgatory and Heaven)

>>30686631
No, I don't believe in god, it just makes no sense that we'd be his tulpa. All tulpas I know of know that they are a tulpa, so we'd probably know.
Also I don't think god could be our tulpa.

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>>30686640
So, first decided you're the one to decypher the word of god, and now you're saying you have a direct line with god? Mate, do I have to spell it for you?
P
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I don't know if this topic will be wiped away soon, but if it is I just want to say that I enjoyed our pleasant chat, /mlp/.

>>30686638
It was a word I picked up from tulpa.info.
People were bitching about the plural of tulpa, and the absurdity of using "ae" as a plural, despite the fact that "tulpa" is actually a Tibetan verb turned noun, and thus already nonsensical. "Headghost" was suggested by a user, and even though it never caught on as a nickname for tulpas, i liked it enough to remember it, years later.

Satan quads!

>>30686665
One off faggot.

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>>30686656
Same here.

>>30686665
Missed by that much

>>30686665
Ha, damn I was waiting for that. I hoped it would be in this thread too.

>>30686665
I blame Jesus for this.

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>>30686635
>Calling someone who doesn't believe in Jesus a Christfag

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>>30686669
>anthro
Ewwwwwww. Lemme guess, you're a /pol/turd.

>>30686678
>anthro is the most deplorable thing in this image

>>30686669
What the fuck.
What the artist has to the characters is disgusting.
The blood is pretty bad too.

>>30686651
Maybe God is just a god-tier (huehue) mental gymnast and had us all believe that we are real people. If we're all his tulpas, that means he literally has billions of tulpas, each with their own distinct consciousness and form. If he can do that, than it probably isn't hard to hide our nature as tulpas from us.

Also, I haven't met a tulpafaggot online that hasn't been honest about the nature of their tulpa to their tulpa. Who's to say it can't be done?

>>30686680
Are you suggesting it isn't?

>>30686596
>became the little mare
I thought you were bullshitting, but nope, he got his horsepussy fucked and had a foal too!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sva%C3%B0ilfari

>>30686687
Me? Never.

>>30686499
but it's true: Darwin rejected invitation from the church as scientific grounds for a new perspective on god,
Athiests do have doctrines, it's a-theism. as in anti-theism. your doctrines are the opposite of theists, if you were truly indifferent you'd be agnostic. and atheists are militant: they go out of their way to argue non threatening religious people. Listen all I'm saying is, both sides, are dumb.

>>30686676
I wasn't calling him a christfags though.
I said "christfags" on suicide watch.
There is nothing that says I was referring to him specifically.

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>>30686680
well, its content is average for internet standards. But the anthro part is definitely the cherry turd on the diarrhea cake.

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Tea time

>>30686698
>Athiests do have doctrines, it's a-theism. as in anti-theism. your doctrines are the opposite of theists

Well, no, a- just means "without'. So, "lacking theism". I guess many if not most atheists are a little anti-theist as well though, so the distinction might not matter.

>>30686699
Oops! My bad. Sorry about that.

>>30686698
Actually the "a" in atheism specifically means "lacking/without". A more familiar version of this would probably be the "an" in anarchy. "a" is the root, "n" is the stem extender. In the case of "atheism" you can just add the latter part of the word without a stem extender.

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>>30686713
>>30686701
Creepy pics: you're doing it wrong.
Take note, this is one of the best,

>>30686723
Apology accepted, anon.
Hugging now?

>>30686685
But surely that'd require an impossible level of concentration, not just to keep 7billion minds alive and in check, but to also have several different languages, dialects and alphabets.
And that's without even mentioning the seemingly infinite number of books and webpages out there

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>>30686740
hug the plot.

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I said HUG THE PLOT.

>>30686742
Impossible to us, perhaps, but if this is the case we are but fragments of his consciousness shaved off and given form. Perhaps he wanted us to have lesser minds. It would make it easier to create us by the billions

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HUG IT NAO

>>30686749
Rim the plot
>ywn go AtM with cute poner

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H U G

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H

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U

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>>30686795
I'd fuck it.

>>30686795
>"is disembowelment your fetish, anon?"

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>>30686790
>>30686797
>>30686803
D a P l O t S

>>30686812
"I mean, yes, but could you not do it on my clean rug?"

>>30686825
>and then they fucked.

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By the way, sorry: I know it's an OC, but...DAMN...

>>30686346
>I believe the Judeo-Christian cosmology to be mythological in nature
You're an outlier then

>>30686698
>agnostic
You do realize you can be a theist and an agnostic at the same time, right? Agnostic just means that you think the existence of God is unknowable.

>they go out of their way to argue non threatening religious people
I suppose your experience is just different from mine, then. I should remind you that it wasn't Darwinism that created this new wave of atheism, though; it was the whole "Intelligent Design" fiasco.

>>30686850
>But not on the rug, god damn it!

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Man, I missed all the fun I see. Judging by the deleted posts.

>>30685431
Mormon master religion reporting in

>>30687088
Little known fact: If you eat your holy panties, you get extra planets.

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>>30685281
Because this.

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I demand more twibutt

>>30686665
hahahahah faggot

>>30685281
because Ponies are already my religion

>>30685485
May I ask what's that symbol?

>>30687424
From dead space.

>>30685281
God isn't real.

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>>30687445
Silly Anon god is our bitch.

>>30685431
Think you are confusing with Mormons with the Amish, Anon.

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>>30686851
Dem camel toes

>>30686609
>God creates a planet full of tulpas because he is a lonely ass fucker
>God notices that some of his tulpas started an orgy in the other room
>He sends Satan(Jackie Chan's old name) to get rid of them
>Jesus comes home with a pack of cigs and decides to write a book about it

>>30685281

Because I am a Muslim.

>>30688752
If they notice you having fun on 4chan they will cut your hands off.

>>30688788

I'm the only Muslim in the area I live in. Allah's already got me for my sins when I die, though I try to repent every day.

>>30688752
Shouldn't you be raping Europeans right now?

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>>30685281
Because I'm a gay pagan.

>there are people who need almighty imaginary friends to keep going with their lives
>there are people with lives so miserable that they can only believe that they'll be rewarded after death for that
Ain't that funny?

>>30685287
I knew rulefag was a filthy reddit nigger cock craving degenerate all along

>>30685281
Because God is fake, Technicolor ponies are real

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I didn't know my fellow horsefuckers had it in them this much, godspeed you glorious bastards.

Also mods really don't give a shit anymore huh?

>>30685281
Because if I were Christian I would go to heaven/hell instead of Equestria.

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>>30686676
>posting not a scientist

>>30685281
If God exists, is good, and kind, he must explain me a lot.

>>30685511
>>30686205
>Dawkins
Isn't that the "prophet of atheism" guy who always treated all religions as equal and only attacked Christianity?

I heard he's now writing how to destroy the "all religions are equal" narrative and how to destroy atheist discourse.

I like him. I liked him even while he was an anti-Christian and now I like him after he became an anti-misotheist.

Makes sense. AIs are anti-misotheists.

>>30689709
Also we can thank him for the word "meme".

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>>30689730
Just looked up the wiki article on memes. Literally 4chan.

I'm agnostic with pagan leaning tendencies but I respect religious people that respect me in turn

>>30691254
thanks for bumping this garbage thread that mods still havent deleted for some reason

>>30685627
>>30689605
Go back to your containment boards, samfagging scum

>>>/pol/

>>>/r/eddit

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>>30691265

>>30686459
Celestia: Sends you to prison for eternity.
Christian god: Sends you to eternal pain and suffering because you weren't sorry

>>30685583
>rationalwiki
Wait a second, there are people that take that site seriously?
Wow.

>>30689751
Best part is when meme evolution predicts atheism and other anti-evolutionary stuff like feminism to die out.

Born to late to explore, born too early to space travel, born just in time to see SJWism and atheism go extinct.

>>30685583
>scientific theory
Hold the fucking phone.
This one has a YUUUGE Christian trademark on it.
t. history student

>>30691287
THICC

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>>30691553
PLOT IT

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>>30685511
The key difference between faith in religion and faith in science is that the latter is a mutable worldview always testing and updating itself with new evidence while religion is an inflexible dogma made up and re-made up by various bored goat fuckers through the ages that tries (and often fails) to make the world adhere to it instead of the other way around.

>>30691573
>religion
>inflexible
This is historically inaccurate. The flexibility is simply known as esoterism while what little you see is called exoterism.