711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
The Movie Prequel #2 is storytimed here!
>>30596805
The hiatus officially ends on August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
>>30613918
Previous thread.
>>30618977
>filly
trixie wishes you all a good day!
>>30618977
>Come to me if you seek power Sasuke
>>30618985
cutie
>>30618985
fattie
>glomps you
>>30618993
GONNA BE SICK
>best pony
>>30618921
Life imitates art, as they say.2 whores and a rich old-fart. The stories that kind of set up provides make JoJo look like something written by a perfectly adjusted individual.
>>30618977
Anyone have a fresh link to the episode?
Thanks, asking for a friend
>>30619017
unf
>>30619017
how is ATA so good?
>>30619022
No twilights allowed in this thread!
>>30619030
>>30619022
>Anon sees a nyx
>>30619041
That's Derpy, you colorblind and short-sighted retard.
>>30619038
hmm.. you look different twilight... did you change your eye color?
>>30619050
I never noticed how huge Trixie's horn was.
>>30619044
I meant how'd that anon react
>>30619059
you need a big horn to perform the best magic in all of equestria
>>30619066I want to praise the blue mare
>>30619073
>Colt
>>30619064
He reacted to seeing Derpy, you retard.
>>30619083
I would also like tosteal her wizard hat
>>30619095
she will let you borrow it if youre nice to her
>>30619166
If that how you properly warm up a pony using your own body heat?
Maud
>>30619179
That's how i warm mine up.
>>30619181
Maud is hot.
Will you help her cool off?
>>30619017
Man, I hate it when that happens.
>>30619206
Maybe the ponies should stop being naked.
>>30619214
How does your belt become lose
>>30619017
Pfft
Trixie's Dickie in My Little Nyxie
I mean
they SAY sugar is bad for you
but how much of it ACTUALLY glycates?
Because I want me some ice cream
Trixie?
>>30619251
Eat your salad, Pinkie.
I want to cum in filly lyra
>>30619247
>>30619257
oh great it's pedo hour
>>30619262
Is "hug" street for some kind of new pony drug?
THIS FILLY'S ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
>>30619266
she just wants a hug
>>30619263
Shut up, faggot.
>>30619257
Would filly Lyra be into humans?
>>30619275
nyxfag
Fillyposters are the most POWERFUL race
>>30619273
She should go see her girlfriend then
>>30619251
Sugar isn't bad for you.
>>30619263
I knew not there was a non-pedo hour
>>30619257
Ravioli, ravioli,
don't touch the poni loli.
>>30619279
>abloo bloo bloo
^:)
>>30619296
nyxfag
>>30619276
I hope so
>>30619266
Pony drugs sound really cute.
>>30619308
>>30619308
Not canon, Trixie HATES Twilight and LOVES Glimmy
>>30619303
xD
>>30619214
Absolutely not
maybe you should start putting your pants on better
>>30619319
nyxfag
>>30619315
trixie secretly wants to be friends with twilight
>>30619223
Magic.
>>30619340
So Lyra is the reason your pants come down?
>>30619352
Would youadoptthem?
>>30619329
You called?
>>30619325
If the ponies insisted you were overdressed would you stop wearing some of your clothes? All of them or at least the shirt?
>>30619360Just Bonbon
>>30619371
>someone saved my shitty attempt at drawing
Please get an artist to redo it.
>>30619383
But I like it and it makes me smile.
>>30619394
I understand this feeling.
>>30619383
why the fuck do you scratch every line
>>30619401
I don't know what I was doing and never drew before.
>>30619437
thats fucking adorable
>>30619419
>never drew before
It's better than anything I could shit out on my first attempt.
Filly wants to go see The Emoji Movie.
Filly
Ears
>>30618977twilt belongs to chrysalis
Filly
Hoofsies
>>30619455
Little apl ears
>>30619454
Filly is going to watch Gavan vs Dekaranger and like it
>>30619455
You know the way dog ears feel?
Filly ears are probably the softest material known in the universe.
>>30619454
how the hell did they make a full length movie about an iphone app? the hell?
>>30619474
Little kids will watch anything.
Will we ever see Tirek again?
>>30619468
I want to rub her ears.
And her hooves.
Most of her body, really.
>>30619492
I want to rub her crotch with my dick.
>>30619501
I want to rub her dick.
>>30619505
I want her to shove me into her dick
>>30619505
Füta is very not my fetish but if that were what she be then i could live with that. And rub her dick.
This is the perfect filly. Prove me wrong.You can't.
>>30619472
>not filly snouts
>>30619518
>not pink
>not rich
>probably wouldn't use you as her chair
>perfect
No.
>>30619518
There, I found the perfecter filly. You've been proved wrong.
>>30619479
little kids need to be put out of their misery
>>30619518
How about i prove you right instead
>>30619516
Eh, I was just trying to get a rise out of you. AB is great. No fetish required.
>>30619545
Why would a filly need panties and socks?
>>30619536
By turning them into ponies?
>>30619545
I can't stop thinking about cumming inside that beautiful filly.
>>30619550
a better question is how the hell do they put them on
>>30619515
only if it's healing vore
Discuss.
>>30619541
Adorable.
>>30619568
I want to be a filly/colt and have something wrap me up and just hold me for a while, nothing sexual, just the feeling of being held by something watching over you.
I like medium apple
>>30619579
There is nothing to discuss. Pony porn is objectively sexier
>>30619583
Sounds nice.
Got a light?
>>30619594
ikr
>>30619634
have the light of boop my friend
whats ponies favorite food?
No, I'm not dead, in fact, here... New match.
Mayor Mare vs Princess Celestia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqNKYWj8brU
Back to hiding I go.
New Waifu Wars thread probably won't exist till mid to end August.
Best friends
Until the end of time
>>30619658
I should make pancakes.
Best friends
Until you try and touch my motherfucking pancakes.
>>30619658
>>30619665
>>30619674
fuck off pancakefags
>>30619685
wafflefag please leave
>>30619690
butthurt pancakefag detected
stop trying to shill your soggy, crumbly mess of a breakfast
In case who ever makes the next thread wants to add it to the OP, the first of the movie prequel chapter books, this one featuring Tempest Shadow, should be coming out Monday night.
>>30619579
Throw a pretty Asian on the former, some infaltion anthro 3D model on the former and...
>>30619659
>Celestia didn't job
>>30619659still doing gameshows?
>>30619657
>leftypol
>>30619712
alrighty, I'll try if I'm around for it
>>30619741
Why is Celestia's regalia silver?
>>30619579I get bogged down by the reminder that they're actors because of the bad acting. Hentai is only slightly less awful in that regard (the writing).
"Amateur porn" can be cute when it's clearly just a couple who released a video online.
When it's ponies, I don't have to get through that mentality.
I choose...
The fillies.
>>30619816
What are you going to do with them?
>>30619830Coltthings.
Do not colt the fillies.
>>30619847
Fuck you I'm gonna teach them to play baseball and fight.
>>30619858
Sounds fun.And a perfect excuse to spend a lot of time with a filly without it seem weird.And you can bathe with her after your baseball training as a plus.
>>30619858
Oh.
Well, that's fine.
Filly is behaving like a boy again.
>>30619912
Oh, so she's just standing there staring at me like an idiot?Tell her to close her mouth unless she wants to catch flies.
>>30619747
Mondays yes, just haven't been advertising them.
>>30619912
Behave like a filly to teach her a lesson
Filly says you have a meme problem.
>>30619968
BOOP IT
The hiatus is nearly through, but meanwhile it's another look at the big guy in 1108: The Loves of Hercules!
http://derpy.me/MLPG3K
>>30619976
How does a filly behaves?
>>30620029
You told me it was Wayne, mom.
>>30620038
be cute, always be booping
>>30620054
she says a lot of things
>>30620038
If you don't know now you'll never become a filly.
>>30620038
What a bouncy idle animation
>>30620069
Fillies are complex.
Fillies can be very lewd.
Filly has gained an "evil" alignment.
>>30620125
Schoolhouse orgies best orgies.
>>30620128
Is she looking for henchmen?
>>30620128
Looks like this filly wants to get smited.
>>30620151
Please do not encourage evil fillies.
>>30620161
What can an evil filly do, anyways? They're harmless.
>>30620166
It's the Anons that follow her I'm worried about.
>>30620166
Build a defillyfication ray
>>30620166
you'd be surprised
>>30620143
Just imagine having a bunch of horny schoolfillies all for yourself.
>>30620182
I'd need a lot of spray bottles
>>30620182
My apartment isn't equipped to deal with a bunch of hyperactive unicorns.
>>30620201
just buy some filly cages
>>30619791
I can relate. Aesthetics aside, I like seeing that the girl is enjoying, and I find that enjoyment more "real" in cartoon porn than porn with actors, where you can't ignore that they're pretending. It's like, OK, you know that ponies aren't real, but you also know for sure that they're not pretending.That's also the reason why I despise rape clop.
Pony porn just happens to be the best cartoon porn.
>>30620243
ZOOM
ENHANCE
>>30620243
NOI
O
I
>>30620243
You can't trick me, I know that's just a microfilly.
>>30619059
Her horn size has changed a bit since she was introduced.It's because she's still transitioning.
>>30620274
Her horn is glue on.
She's just a very talented earth pony.
>>30619712
Someone on the MLP Wiki allegedly got an early copy. They didn't go into details, but apparentlyit shows how Tempest lost her horn, and the poster described it as "brutal". Also they mentioned part of the plot revolves around Tempest and Grubber going from hating each other but stuck together because of their jobs to evolving into a Twilight-Spike sort of relationship, including a throwback to the season 3 premier.
How many features should a pony's crotch have?
>>30620316
somewhere between 0 and 1
>>30620316
None.
>>30620274
>unicorn
>transitioning
>giving up your magic to be a fucking earth pony
Degenerates.
>>30620274
It looks about the same to me until the second to last pic.
Considering how many years it's been since we've seen her, I think her transition has done for a while now.
I think she got a horn reduction when she got the second eye shine surgery.
>>30620310
>>30620333
>second eye shine
>>30620316
Depends on the day of the week
>>30620297
Her tricks would certainly seem a hell of a lot more impressive
>>30620330
I meant she was transitioning from a stallion to a mare, but yours is weird because Trixie wants to be the most magical pony in Equestria.
>>30620333
Second to last is her new model introduced in To Where and Back Again, which has been used in all of her appearances since. First is Boast Busters, second is Magic Duel. Third and fourth are the same as the first two models, both being used in No Second Prances.
>>30620347
look at those two cute mares
>>30620359
Stallions and mares have always had the same number of eyeshines. Eye shines only change with age, not sex.
Trixie is one of several ponies that had a graphical error that was later fixed on, and is not the only pony with a size changing horn. Pokey's changes size as well
>>30620359
>I meant she was transitioning from a stallion to a mare
What?
>>30620347
I'm not saying stallions don't have the second shine.
I'm saying she got the second so she would look less like a villain. It's not that invasive of a surgery, it's just stimulating the tear ducts a little.
>>30620359
Right. She did it some time during Season 6 after she met Starlight.
>>30620370
anon is memeing because in the original design doc before boast busters was even animated trixie was a male and they changed the character to a female for the actual episode
>>30620376
She got the second because they forgot it the first time around. She got her eyes fixed when they updated her art assets, which is also where the other horn came from.
Same thing happened with Pokey. They made a new horn for him for Slice of Life, and now he appears with two different types when they mix it up.
There used to be lots of asset errors.
>>30620370
According to Lauren, Trixie was meant to be a stallion.
>>30620387
Right, Trixie was originally a stallion.
>>30620393
Cadence was also meant to be a unicorn
Some things would have been better the way they originally conceived, but alas, that is not what we got.
>>30620370
>was originally written as a male pony, but then was changed to a girl
>Faust is on the record of suggesting one pony introduced in season 1 is trans
>despite how much we've seen her, we know zero about her backstory
>in Magic Duel, the spell that convinces her Twilight's fake amulet is real is the genderswap spell
It's all connected, man.
>>30620393
I only listen to people that still work on the show
>>30620400
But Cadance is the best.
>>30620404
>Faust is on the record of suggesting one pony introduced in season 1 is trans
there's no way that's real
>>30620411
Faust is a retarded feminist, anything is possible.
>>30620304
Neat! I like the sound of that if it's truely the way the book is going to turn out.
Did he specify whether it was brutal relative to show standards or brutal in general?
>>30620411
Its not, anon is memeing. Lauren used to troll people on her twitter and some people were too dumb to realize she was doing so. She also once said that ponies don't have toilets and they just poop in the streets, because they are horses.
Filly wants to transition into a real human being, like in Pinocchio.
>>30620390
>There used to be lots of asset errors.
I don't believe Trixie having one eye shine originally was one of the asset errors.
I think it was intentional to make her look less nice.
But from Where And Back Again on she was to be a nice character so they 'updated' her design because there's no ambiguity left, she's a good character.
Memeing aside, I like to think she softened and 'earned' her second eye shine from our POV when she gained a real friend.
>>30620420
ah yeah, I figured that's what he was referring to
>>30620411
She was drunk and tweeting one day or something.
I think she said the straightest stallion in ponyville is gay or something too and we all know that's impossible.
>>30620411
I mean, she did say that. After a whole bunch of drunk tweeting. But grain of salt.
>>30620419
Nope, just the one word "brutal" was all he mentioned.
>>30620411
She was making (drunk, maybe?) jokes on Twitter. Out of all of them, this is the ONLY joke she went back on to mention that was her legit canon.
>>30620432
Remember kids, if you want a second eye shine all you have to do is be a suicidal lesbian.
Why is Bojack Horseman so good?
>>30620432
It was, she wasn't the only pony that suffered that specific error. Eye errors are the single most common type in the show.
missing eye shines, forgetting the hexagonal shines on crystal ponies, getting the colors wrong on certain characters, they all happen constantly
>>30620447
sounds like she was still joking to me
>>30620452
Don't forget not lining the eyes right.
>>30620415
She really did turn out to be a massively retarded feminist didn't she.
>>30620464
I don't think so, I mean she's definitely a feminist but not a retarded new wave one
>>30620464
Explains why Hasbro fired her.
You know how you told me to keep the fillies in seperate enclosures?
I kinda let them play with each other.
Good news is we have a new filly.
>>30620452
But it wasn't a single scene. In Boast Busters and Magic Duel she consistently had one eye shine. Them fucking up a background pony is one thing, but a foreground villain of the week? Seems more like an intentional decision.
My favorite consistent animation error is Applejack's disapearing freckles. There was a running animation where she was missing them from an angle we can normally see them.
>>30620462
There is a massive list of asset errors
Mane styles changing in another big one
>>30620486
looks like someone took that filly's belly rub virginity
>>30620476
She left because of creative differences in the show's direction.
>>30620464
No. She was a feminist before the current modern wave of hack activist feminism that throws around words like "mansplaining". Lauren's brand of feminism is the legit version, which is why MLP is so good in the first place.
>>30620486
>filly
That's obviously a small mare.
Reminder that Word of Faust means nothing, even retroactively.
Faust is pretty
>>30620493
she is a small horse
shines tell you nothing, they are just reflections
>>30620478
>letting an alicorn play with a filly unsupervised
This is your fault.
She's a cute abomination though.
>>30620478
will they fuck the filly?
>Le Trixie was a stallion meme.
Take that shit to its own general with the rest of the retarded fetish generals.
>>30620458
Doesn't matter either way, she hadn't been working on the show anymore for ages when she tweeted that.
>>30620481
Exact same issue occurs with royal guards., for the same reasons
>>30620522
There's a general for that?
>>30620478
Uh, interesting, Nyx confirmed futa. I bet Snowdrop didn't see it coming.
>>30620529
>>30620512
I figured that was intentional so they would look more stoic.
>>30620535
ayyyyy
>>30620541
It wasn't
Its a common asset error that plagues several horses in the show
>>30620552
Well fuck me, alright. I trust you because you know your stallions.
Dear Princess Celestia, I learned something today.
FUTA FILLIES
>>30620535
Of course Nyx is futa:
she's an alicorn.
>>30620571
Fillies shouldn't have dicks.
>>30620580
great work Fluttershy, that's why we keep you around
>>30620560
The important thing is that horses are totally cute with any number of eyeshines
>>30620586
I like mine with as many as possible
get like 5 eye shinies up in there
>>30620571
CUTE
UNDERAGE
MARECOCK
>>30620580
Then how did Colt McColtson get cock vored? You can't tell me he never existed!
>When you shitpost nyx on MLPG and the other shitposters actually respond to you
I feel wanted!
>>30620594
>cute
>not large and intimidating
>>30620596
That's just an urban legend.
>>30620606
>trying to shitpost with any filly on MLPG
It has no effect, friend.
>>30620447
>Nope, just the one word "brutal" was all he mentioned.
Alright. Not like we have to wait long to know for sure anyway.
>>30620585
>>30620166
-said man before he was combusted
>discussing dicks
I see the regulars have all gotten on
>>30620649
Good night, Anon.
what if I had a feminine cock
android filly is having an existential crisis again
>>30620678
Does she dream of electric boops?
Thanks for coming to... well, I guess that was a Hercules? Hmm. Next time is 423: Bride of the Monster.The Hired! saga begins here!
There's a marathon on Discovery Family to celebrate the end of the hiatus and the U.S. airings of 712: Discordant Harmony and 713: The Perfect Pear!
>>30620627
stop doing that
>>30620694
she is ready to go
>>30620694
Fact: Princess McFlurry is unironically more likeable than Starlight Glimmer.
>>30620694
I can't wait for her to grow up.
>>30620699
>>30620706
power up
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d28c6a202d9e32fad7e6e78dbcc60c3d/tumblr_os351k1Jmx1venntko1_r1_1280.png
>>30619782
because she was near mixed breed of ponies
and thus they are too poor to see the true splendor of the real deal
>>30620710
>>30620702
I can never escape the feeling that Nyx is irrelevent because of her. Which is a shame because I love Flurry and Nyx
>>30620711
Can I lick their shiny balls?
>>30620694
>30% wings
>50% head and mane
>20% body with tiny stubby legs
>>30620711
>>30620711
Its been a while since I've seen a ponestack
>>30619782
that's from Pencil's comic when he still did the "only magical things are colored" thingy
>>30620702
I think it's more about not being able to hate a baby, no matter what dumb things she could do.
Starlight is not so easily excusable.
>>30620763
I did hate the baby cakes.
Flurry Heart was just done really well
>>30620755
Also known as "I'm fucking lazy, we need more horse eroticism."
How do I explain this to my parents?
https://derpicdn.net/img/2017/7/29/1497595/large.png
>>30620795boop
>>30620801
>eqg
Gross
I hope they're disappointed in you
>>30620801
Jesus Christ, I hope they send you to a mental asylum.
>>30620801
Fake a suicide and start again.
>>30620801
Seriously?
Don't explain your weird fetishes to your parents.
The weird shit that gets you of is not something you discuss with loved ones who you want to continue to have any respect for you.
If they've already seen this, just let them forget about it and never bring it up again. You left some weird porn up. Weird shit gets people off in the heat of the moment. Porn is funny that way.
>>30620801
Did your parents accidentally find it?
>>30620801
In a suicide note explaining why you felt unworthy of continued existence.
How do I explain this to my parents?
>tfw 103 outside
>AC cant even handle it
>>30620852
Fuck the sun
>>30620856
Just tell them that you really want to cuddle those horses.
You touch a filly, you wash your hands.
You touch a filly, you wash your hands.
Can we go back to Nyx?
>>30620492
yeah, no. Lauren is a feminist hack just like any other feminist. She's ridiculous.
>>30620856
Cute horses.
>>30620868
>you wash your hands.
If i had the privilege of touching a filly i would never wash my hands again.
>>30620881
Fillies carry a lot of diseases
>>30619555
>555
Trips for best pone in stockings:
>>30620885
You're thinking of rats, not fillies.
>tfw someone finds your porn and you're relieved they didn't find the pony *instead*
>fast forward 5 years
>tfw you go to show someone something on the computer and you're so numb to the pony porn you don't even realize you've left it up on the other monitor.
>they point it out after you show them the thing and you just casually laugh and clearly minimize it for later
>>30620885
Filly needs pets
>>30620881
The Simpsons did it first.
>>30620866
>tfw low 90s but the humidity is making it 10x worse
>>30618986
I hope Trixie has a good day too!
>>30619394
excuse me, you saved the version without the tailand also I'm 29 today!
Filly is doing the dreamworks face.
Make her stop.
>>30620852
>>30620890
Rats are very clean.
>>30620950
>>30620950
happy birthday anon! do anything fun today?
>>30620950
I'm furryous!
>>30620950
Getting a ponysona
>>30620950I have both versions but I like posting the one without the tail because it makes me smile the hardest
Fillies can't be that expensive.
>>30620964
Yes!
I was outside for a while but now I'm back indoors and ponying safely. Later, I'm going to godrink with friends!
>>30620963
>>30620971
>>30620975
Thank you!
>>30620982
what, you don't like the TOTALLY RAD MOTION BLUR?
>>30620981
transforming in to your ponysona
>>30620950
Almost time to achieve wizardry, eh?
>>30620996
Getting transformed into a cute pony instead, because Celestia took pity on your awful ponysona
>>30620992
trixie baked you a great and powerful cake!
have a good time with your friends anon!
>>30620996
>tfw get sent the wrong potion
>transform into someone else's oc
Post sexy mares.
>>30621002
even better!
>>30621018
https://derpibooru.org/1497939
Figured you guys would like this.
FUCKING EPIC TO THE CORE MAN
>>30621016
>Forced to track down and fuck the one who got sent yours.
>And you're their oc.
Better love story than Twilight.
>>30621033
goin fishin huh
>>30621033
you thought wrong but I appreciate the effort
>>30620981
>>30620996
>>30621039
Okay, that's cute. I didn't think of tha-
>Better love story than Twilight
Excuse me?
>>30621039
>"so, slutty mares"
>"yeah"
>"neither of us are any good at color schemes, huh."
>"yeah"
>"you wanna make out then?"
>>30621002
What if you don't have a ponysona, but you have a bunch of pony OCs who are cute ponies?
>>30621064
How does a slutty mare look different from a regular mare?
>>30621071
their slut marks
>>30621033
Jokes on you, fucker.
>>30621071
The cockhungry look in their eye
See: any picture of Rarity
This is the Storm King's son dressed as Harley Quinn.
https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/889469486587195393
>But there's nothing there, Anon.
>>30621079
>rarity sees your cock
>>30621079Rarity is saving herself for her horse husband
Rarity thread?
>>30621083
>son
that looks like a girl. how do you know its a boy?
>>30621110
>When dad is a superhero. Liev Schreiber accompanies his son dressed as Harley Quinn to #ComicCon
I don't know, man.
>>30621110
You can't tell? This is clearly a filly, for example.
>>30621110
EXCUSE YOU?
DID YOU JUST...
>>30621110
>looks like a girl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costume
>>30621120
why would i trust some random person on twitter?
>>30621121
That's an adorable colt who will grow up to be as cute as his brother.
>>30621072
I thought they turned into each other's ponysonas?
Who would create a pony representation of yourself that's a-oooh
So did they both go from man to mare? I can imagine that part isn't even discussed.
>>30621129
Why would you trust us?
>>30621125
It's a culture not a costume
Bigot
>>30621139
Why would you trust yourself?
>>30621144I don't
Celestia is great with kids!
Gimme a pony to send on an adventure.
>>30621164
Pinkie Pie could use a good beating
>>30621164
Zecora
>>30621160
I don't know who the fuck would draw this
But I like that boy's shirt. He's got good taste.
>>30621174
An /mlp/ artist, of course.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-dankflank
>>30621184
He draws nice ponies but I'm on the fence with his genitalia stuff.
>>30621160
I wanna rubs celestias thigh
>>30621167
And her class?
I'm thinking Rogue, high agility, but low vitality
>>30621210
>been living in horseland for years
>one day out in the middle of the market the memories of you past life suddenly return
>>30621225
Hipster filly needs your help milking a soybean.
>>30621236
>Pony spit all over newspaper.
Fucking mud horses.
>>30621200
>That ponies' cutie mark is weird
>Like a paint bucket or-
>Oh
>Ohhhhhh
>"He called the shit 'poop'!"
Filly is watching Varg videos again
>>30621282
That pony's in the show. She helped paint Indian pony's restaurant.
>>30621282
Don't misinterpret the ponies' talents.
>>30621208
works for me, or whatever beastkin is
>>30621224
>somewhere across the dimensional boundary, a bunch of faggots watching a cartoon for little girls start a new meme about a random background pony that was making a funny face
>>30621282
Her name is Scuzz Bucket.
>>30621291
Stop(?)
>>30621225
>>30621236
What a cute minihorse
>>30621291
who the buck is varg
Fluttershy is really cute
>>30621320
I wish the popular headcanon about Lyra is that she's a brony who found the portal. Thus why she's always so overly excited about minor social events and why she sat funny on a bench that one time.
Bonbon could be her alien wrangler because she refuses to go home. Something something refugee clause. Or maybe they can't be bothered to find the pony Lyra who left for the human world for opposite reasons.
>>30621412
a really cute slut
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30621443
Good day.
>when you should be doing stuff but ponies
What movie should I watch? I was gonna watch Amazing Spiderman but I'm really in the mood for something artsy or a mystery, something to think about. Animation is fine.
What are some wonders of 2016-2017?
You think filly might be an npc.
Every time you talk to her she says the same thing.
And every time something attacks she repeats the same battle cry.
She also blocks the doorway a lot.
>>30621083
>Hollywood
Its no place for kids or pony.
>>30621488
Yes pony, I have heard of the high elves.
>>30621083
I'm triggered that anyone enjoys that version of Harley Quinn. Disgusting.
>>30621453
Filly wants to dress as her favourite male superhero for the next Comic Con.
>>30621488
Pick up filly's fork that got knocked to the floor.
>>30621488
As long as she's sworn to carry my burdens she's ok in my book
How can we harness the power of the filly?
>>30621083
>having that pic saved on your computer
I hope you're ready for the FBI to come over you pedo
>>30621575
t. false flag enthusiast
>>30621567
did that filly just eat that dinosaur?
Whose hoofprints are these?
>>30621594
A pack of fillies can strip a grown man to the bone in under 6 seconds.
>>30621083trappy
sissy
colts
>>30621617
>waiting for the money shot
>>30621617
that nose too square
IT'S TIME TO POOP
why the FUCK arent ponies real
what the fuck is god doing
>>30621567
Fillies feel no guilt for what they do.
>>30621638
I'LL POOP ALL OVER YOU!
I think Steven Universe is better than MLP.
>>30621705
Anon please take your opinion and shove it back up your butt, that's where shit belongs.
>>30621698
THAT'S KINDA HOT
>>30621710
lol that nigga's gonna get fat
Dis is a pone. Her name is Bugaboo and she goes flying with her older sister pone, Spitshine.
okay so
say I was hypothetically going to draw some high-quality (as high-quality as I can) MLP images over the next month
what would some good ideas for images be?
>>30621738
Tender taps being cute.
>>30621723
pone's cuteness is enhanced with those bands. pone is good
>>30621742
I said GOOD ideas
>>30621738
Luna beating up Nightmare Moon with her bare hoovsies
>>30621714
Just stating my opinion. No need to be hostile.
>>30621738
Rainbow Dash secretly doing girly stuff
>>30621750
Any colt being cute, then?
>>30621738
applejack with a spear and magic helmet
>>30621738
Something with the ocean and pones
>>30621758
Colt is cute because all ponies are cute
>>30621738
Derpy handling Anon's package.
>Sorry I dropped this one a ways back. The purple packaging paper is pretty!
>>30621705
Is Steven still a huge bitch?
>>30621783
is this my future?
Filly teleported into another filly.
Now you have to deal with this abomination.
>>30621799
if you work hard enough!
>>30621806
what do I have to do?
>>30621813
first off, I'll need your credit card number.
>>30621804
Two dead fillies?
>>30621738
Can't go wrong withPear butter and filly Applejack snuggling together while AJ learns to read, or PB walking around with AJ on her back while she cooks and maybe sings
Holy fucking shit dude vaginas are gross
I wholeheartedly support the 2d only crowd, you guys have figured out true, divine aesthetics
>>30621829
No just two fillies fused perpendicular to one another. And they should be fine once their innate magic separates them. However long that's going to take.
They prefer to be carried.
>>30621816
ponies don't need credit card numbers
I'm suspicious
>>30621839
>vaginas are gross
How did it take you this long to figure out?
>>30621856
That's why you're giving it to me, you won't need it anymore.
>>30621845and they have to be happy. So happy it hurts your soul, knowing what happens later.
>>30621864
Can't argue with that logic
>>30621791
no, he's actually pretty short
>>30621869We'll be all dead someday.You could die tomorrow in amost infinite ways.
>>30621857
Longer than it took me to figure out penises are gross
>>30621887
Is Steven still a short bitch?
tiny horsies
>>30621894
Now you're not even speaking English.
>>30621893
Yeah, and? It's not like I can change that. So it doesn't mean I can't enjoy things while I'm here.
>>30621904
is this a tiny horsie?
>>30621893
I want to get hit by a train.
>>30621857
porn and sex sort of hide away the vag
I got """""sexy""""" vag pics and I never want to look at a vagina that up close ever again
Sometimes I look up at the night sky and wonder what MLPG would be like if it wasn't full of incels.
>>30621936
Normals leave
Ponies are gross.
>>30621936
I think they're just a vocal minority
it's not like I'm going to post that I'm normal
>>30621942
no u
>>30621963
Hey Pinkie, I found your chocolate milk.
>>30621983
You monster.
>>30621932
Not pony related, please take it elsewhere.
Filly demands you peel her grapes for her.
https://derpibooru.org/1498009
Thought you guys might like this one.
>>30622012
No, quit projecting.
>>30622012
Cute fillies.
>>30622012
I do like that blog
>>30622012
I've always wondered, does ball size equate to cum volume? From what I hear, zebra balls are just slightly larger than the average horse's but the shoot 500ml - 1 liter.
>>30622049
It absolutely does not. Jizz is neither produced nor stored in the balls.
But it's a fun fantasy
>>30621738
lots of celestia
hug a stallion
>>30622112
I absolutely will!
>>30622112
I'm gonna hug a colt instead
>>30622012
https://derpibooru.org/1497482
>>30622105
>lots of celestia
>h-her big
STOP
>>30622129
I actually do like this one
Although I can't imagine that would be very comfortable for the poor stallion
That's a lot of weight
>>30622145
>>30621738
Equestrian Scenery
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/ELaOWF/
>>30622145
She's not small
>>30622164
What a wonderfully plush celestial ass.
>>30622172
>that filename
plush ponies are best ponies
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A FILLY
>>30622207
How can ponies even use fidget spinners?
Colt is feeling.....
..the POWER!!!!!!!!
*action lines*
*aura blasting from his soul*
https://youtu.be/3rgasIBCYtg
https://youtu.be/9ODtsNMNJXk
I think "filly" is a cute word.
>>30622209
large ponies are the best ponies
>>30622228
large ponies you say?
>>30621783
cute tinyhorse
has science gone too far?
https://e621.net/post/show/1289842
>>30622240
you know that's not what I mean
>>30622260
>e621
you did a no no
>>30622207
>waking up at 6 am
Figures Marker was a fucking normie
>>30622283
she's clearly just going to sleep
>>30622276
MORE CUSHIN' FOR THE PUSHIN'
>>30622260
The only relief I feel on this page is that the tag "foot vagina" has only 2 images associated with it and the other is just this image with slippers added. If there was like 20 I would probably have to start drinking again just to cope with the thought of people getting off to this.
>>30622179
She knows it.
where is issayeck
>>30622351
Its alright anon I'll make the new thread if Isaac is slow. I'm really good at it!
>>30622351
>>30622388
do you need me to do it like
right now
>>30622394
nah, go ahead and wait like 20 images
>>30622398
I want totouch her horn.
>>30622398
Where else would I be?
Pony said she was going to break up with me if I didn't stop singing that smash mouth song, "I'm a believer."
At first I thought she was fucking with me, but then I saw her face
>>30622473
>>30622473
you motherfucker
>>30622473
Pony asked if I could play any songs on my guitar aside from Wonderwall
I said maybe
>>30622473
DELET THIS
pony shrinks when wet
>>30622473
That's nothing, pony told me to stop making dick jokes.
I told her that it would be a long and hard process.
I just gunned down yet another raccoon family. Am I cold blooded MLPG?
>>30622542
how hard was your dick while you where killing them?
>>30622560
Not very famalam. I shot six of them tho.
>>30622546
Oh no Fluttershy you're melting into the counter!
>>30622592
she's just so cute she's glowing
>>30622260unf
Celestia has told Luna to stop pissing in a lake a lot.
Why doesn't Luna care about her sister's pleas? At this point it's an act of defiance, right?
They're in the woods. She could piss on a tree somewhere.
>>30622638
>At this point it's an act of defiance, right?
Anon she's flipping her off and mooning her at the same time.
Bad Fillies Bad Fillies
watcha gonna do
watcha gonna do when they come boop you
>>30622623
Very cute
>>30622654
I figured it could just be an in the moment "what? no fuck you" instead of her going out of her way to piss in the lake.
I bet she guzzles water and goes to piss into the lake whenever her sister goes near it. I bet she walks out of her way to go piss in the lake instead of a closer outhouse.
I bet when Celestia is nowhere to be found Luna sends her a pic of her stream hitting the lake surface.
would you plunder her booty?
I want to sexfuck a horseloli.
>>30622680
Is that the big Irish?
I got that onceAt a fairly shitty family vacation with a bratty non-family kid
>>30622698
That appears to be Pinkie's fetish.
>>30622702
what a Mary sue
>>30622698
id plunder her pussy
>>30622705
Pinkie gets off to anything though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka5Zn__d0bU
>>30622721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvZwic5b_oM
>>30622698
I've been trying to think of something clever but I can't while I'm enjoying this pic.
I'm at full mast? That's all I got.
Dash is so adorable when she plays dress up.
>>30619017
shit this guy is good
>>30621282
Did you just assume someone's cutie mark?
>>30621110
According to Wikipedia he has two sons and no daughters. Man, I love to future; there are going to be so many more hot traps who started taking hormones before puberty. Dat feminine penis.
I love Princess Celestia