Dadonequus: Malfunctioning RoboColt Edition

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>>30598250
>dadonequus thread
>no dadonequus in OP

A healthy family consist of a dad, mom and at least 1 child figure.

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>>30598299
Not everyone is so blessed, Anon.

>>30598299
Discord is both the dad and the mom

Hey Erf I just want you to know that I'm loving this last couple chapters. Ahuizotl is a villain who is stupid and fun thanks to it, Anon cockiness is always amusing since his own luck and lack of brains always come to bite him later on. Daring o trying to knock him out had me giggling all day. It is seriously great

>>30599804
I do my best. I'cve been wanting to write an adventure one shot for some time now.

>>30600166
I'm having a blast with this, thanks erf

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>>30598250
Is Cherrywood going to grow to be as sexy as her mother?

>>30600166
As like that guy said, this arc is a fucking blast please keep up with it erf

Oh so here is the thread. Shit, maybe I'm too late but I want to say that erf's latest chapter was a lot of fun, I still can't see why Daring Do simply can't tie Anon to a try and be done with him, cartoon logic I guess. Other than that, it was hillarious that she tried to hit him in the head, kinda expected Daring Do to break her hoof or something like that, I really like where this is going, please continue erf

>>30598250
Someone needs to replace danny de vito with Erf's Anon

Sorry for letting the thread die, I was at my cousin's fixing his door

>>30601298
Shit man, now I want art of adult Cherrywood for scientific reasons

Speaking of Erf's Anon adventure, are we getting more tonight?

>You both waited til nightfall. to make it easier to sneak inside the city.
>Daring Do took you a rather long way aways around the outer walls of the city. Insisting you ride her back so you don't fall into a river, get attacked by jungle monsters, or get tangled up in vines.
>at first you protested, but as she knocked up up with her face onto her back. She..well, it turned out she was actually pretty snuggly for a lean explorin' machine.
>So, you didn't really argue and instead played coy and said "Lead the way, o fearless leader"
>When you both arrived at the east entrance. There was a great wall. Well, the wall went along the entire city. The door to the inside had long turned to rubble. So getting inside would be easy.
>if not for the twelve guards at the entrance.
>Both you and Daring Do hid behind the bushes nearby. Watching them as they paced and talked amongst themselves.
>"Twelve guards? Huh, he's gotta be desperate to have that many watching this side of the city. " Daring Do began to point at them with her hoof as she calculated a plan "Sneaking by them is a no go, those two on the walls would notice us. I could fight them. But I'd have to make sure not to get overwhelmed...Hey kid." She looked back at you "So then hero colt. I heard you've saved an entire dimension or something like that. Can you actually fight? Or is it all in the horn?"
>....Dammit, you didn't want to sound like a pussy but...
>You never did get around to training under RD. Not yet anyway
>How to make it sound good though...
"Well, when I was in that dimension. The horn couldn't really do too much without an alternate source of power. So, I had to make due with my wits and charm"
>Daring Do sighed as she rolled her eyes "So that's a no...great"
>She looked back at the guards as she contemplated a plan. Something that can get you passed all twelve without alerting the rest of them.

>>30603563
>"Well...if you have wit" She looks back at you, this time with a slightly softer look "Now's the time to show it off. I've never dealt with with Ahuizotl having a mercenary group that seems to actually know what their doing"
>Woah, ok then. Time to prove yourself. Daring Do herself couldn't get past the fucking entrance. This was your time to shine and gain her respect.
>....Wait
"How did you get in the first time?"
>"He didn't have everything organized today. He's been at this for awhile trying to figure out a way to get past the maze. Even mercenaries get restless if their boss whines like a little baby. But guessing how well organized they are right now. That map must really be something. I want to make a move, but I can't afford to make a mistake. But you? Well, I want to hear an idea if you have any. Any suggestions will work. And we'll discuss it if it needs any changing."
>Hmm, that was pretty intelligent actually. Which made you want to ask one more question.
"I thought you thought I was just an annoying kid"
>"I never said you were annoying. I just didn't want to involve a foal. But you got my hooves tied. And trust me, I've learned a little thing about teamwork from some previous adventures of mine"
>She must have meant with the mane 6.
>"So, yeah. If you have an idea. Say it. But don't treat this like a game, and don't suggest anything gung ho. We only have one shot"
>Well, you weren't going to do that.
>But fuck...what conventional plan could you come up with to get past 12 guards?
>What amazing plan could you think of to either defeat or elude them?
>...Wait
>Why think up an amazing plan...when you can use saturday logic?
"I've got it..."
>"That was quick, so what is it?" Daring Do asks you
>You look over at the guards with a malicious little grin. Ohhh boy, this was gonna be hilarious.
"Just watch this."
>"Just watch what?! Did you not hear what I just said?" Daring Do couldn't believe you were just going to try something on your own.

>>30603634
>You figured she'd react like that. So luckily, another Saturday morning trick should work on her.
"...If this doesn't work. Then I'll stay put. How about that?"
>Daring Do puts her hoof to her face as she sighs "You really didn't hear me, did you? I said we only get one shot at this. There is no trying again if we screw up. They'll track us down if if they spot us"
"Look, trust me on this. I've seen this work a million times. Please, Daring Do. I promise, it'll work"
>"You promise? You haven't even told me what it is yet."
"We're going to make them think there are ghosts thats going to curse them."
>Brilliant plan!
>Daring Do took a moment to stay silent, sit on her butt, and take out a flask of water to drink before replying, holding the flask to you. "You want some water? Because I think you're dehydrated"
"What? What's wrong with my plan?"
>"It won't work. This isn't a game. We don't even know if their superstitious or not. And there's twelve of them, not all of them would fall for it"
>Hmmm...she might have a point.
>Actually, you started to feel a little bad now. You thought it was a pretty good plan.
"...Yeah, I guess you're right"
>Daring Do could see you felt pretty stupid about your plan. She just huffed and turned her head to the side, trying to lessen the blow with her words. "I mean, if we knew something about them that we couldn't possibly know. It could work...You'd be surprised how many henchponies I've managed to trick with a few offhoofed tricks"
>But it made you feel worse, that was a great addition to your plan...if your plan had a chance of working.
"....Yeah, but how would we even figure anything like that out?"
>"Sorry kid, but we're going to need something more practical" Daring Do goes back to looking past the bushes.
"Yeah..."
>Wait...
"Did you say practical?"
>"Yeah, why?"
>She looked back at you, confused.
>You had this! It made sense!

>>30603703
"Why? I'll tell you why. Everypony has their own version of practical. Their daily routines, their favorite music, but most importantly...what their moms thought were practical. Do any of those guys have gold teeth...and a bandanna?"
>"One of them do...hrn..." Daring Do, at first, didn't seem to want to argue this. She found what you were thinking rather interesting, and wanted to know what you were getting at. Either to see the Hero Colt wit...or to tell you to just shut it. Whatever came first.
>She pulled out binoculars from under her shirt and took a closer look at the one with the bandanna.
>Sure enough, one of his teeth were golden.
>"Huh...how did you spot that from way back here without these?" She waved the binoculars at you
"I didn't need them, it's a pretty common...errr..thing. I've seen it a lot in my own adventures. He's also wearing a white tank top, right?"
>She nods
"Good...I will bet you everything I got that his mom had gold teeth too. That's what we'll use to spook them"
>Daring Do just gave you a blank expression. You didn't know what to make of it
"You still think it's stupid, don't you?"
>"Again, I didn't say that. Look, kid. " Daring Do goes back to looking outside the bush "I'm not going to lie, if it wasn't for the fact that you somehow have an eye to pick out a gold tooth without even seeing it, I'd have called it stupid. I'm sure you've read my books so this wouldn't come to a surprise to you but, sometimes, even the craziest improvisations works out for the best." She then gave you a grin "So ok, we'll give it a shot. And if we goof, I'll fight them off and you sneak inside...or run off. Got it?"
>..what..w-wut?
"..Wait, if I mess up. You're just going to sacrifice yourself like that?"
>"Yeah. Sort of have to. Not like you're going to be able to fight off twelve stallions. And if we do nothing, the world is doomed. Meaning you'd only have one other shot to either run away, or sneak inside."

>>30603743
>But if you ran away...Well, it seemed she just didn't want you to suffer whatever fate they'd have for her.
"Man, and here I thought you hated me"
>"Kid, I just thought you were thick skulled. I'm not going to hate you just because of who you are. Now, let's stop wasting time and get this plan into action. So, what do we do first?"
>.....
>You looked over at the guards from behind the bush.
"Spooky voices, just ooooh it up a little. K?"
>She nods
>And then you both start booing it up like ghosts.
>All of the guards start looking around, unaware of the source of the noise. One of them screaming out "Who's there!?"
"Ghosts...ghosts of the sacred city of Cloperado! And we are fucking pissed off that you have desecrated our land"
>You made yourself sound as ghostly as possible
>"Ghosts?..no way, There's no such thing"
>"Yeah! if there we're ghosts, we'd have seen them by now."
>"I-I dunno guys, I've never heard of "Fucking" before. Sounds like an ancient word to me"
>"Shut up Vine Limp, nopony asked you!"
>"Yeah, but that is a pretty weird word. But if they are ghosts of the city..then..Hey, then what are you doing out there?!"
"What do you think we're doing?"
>"Not being ghosts! That's for sure!"
"Oh no, you're wrong. We're totally doing ghostly things. Like being invisible, and cursing stuff"
>"Invisible? Yeah right! Nopony can do that!"
"Bullshit! Unicorns can turn invisible!"
>"Gyah..another ancient word!"
>"I dunno, maybe he's telling the truth"
>"Yeah, I don't see them either"
>"Well, maybe their unicorns. Hey, we're going to come down there and show you what's what. There's no intruders allowed here!"
"Indeed, but you are the intruders and will suffer our curse! I can prove we are ghosts"
>"Well, then prove it!"
"We know all and see all, You...with the bandanna"
>"Me?"
>"Yes you....err.."
>Shit, you just said you saw all and know all.
>..Wait...ponies have cutie marks.
"Quick, Daring"
>you whisper
"what's that guy's cutie mark?"

>>30603771
>Daring Do stealthily looks over with her binoculars, and without questioning why you needed to know, just says "A machete"
>Hrn.....it could be a number of names.
>It could be just Machete, path cutter, but what would roll off the tongue best?
>...oh god..you hoped this worked.
"Yes...You...Cutter Way"
>"......He knows my name"
>"See?! I told you!"
>"That's impossible...."
>"W-wait, everypony knows Cutter Way, he's a-a..ya know..a guy"
>"And his mother also has a gold tooth..."
>"Oh no, he knows that....wait...How many does she have?"
>......
>You started to sweat
>"Five..."
>Huh?
>You look over to Daring Do, who was looking at you with a serious look "It's five or four. But I think it's five, if his Mom did have gold teeth like him. Then her teeth would be in worse condition as well. I'd bet my hat it's probably five."
>...Daring Do...she really was going along with this the whole way.
>You really oughta read those books.
"Fiiiiiive!"
>Each guard went silent
"....This is the part where you all abandon your post and run away or else be cursed for being in our city"
>Then you and Daring do let out a "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>The guards suddenly began to panic and stomp over themselves to run away, running past the both of you in a panic.
>Daring Do emerged from the bushes with a smirk. "I have to admit. That was pretty amazing"
>you popped out after her, just amazed that it worked.
"Heh, I mean. of course it worked, but..."
>You may be pretty arrogant about shit like this. But without Daring Do, you would have been pretty fucked.
>Though, you had to say it, even if it sounded gay
"It only worked because..."
>Daring Do held her hoof up at you "Ah, just keep it at that. We did it together, and that's it. We don't have time to celebrate. C'mon, let's go"
>She stepped ahead past the door, and into the city
"O-ok.."
>Ok good, you didn't want to sound like a faggot

The only reason Im not shitposting this thread to death with fillies is because Erf is a cool guy.
Filly is still better tho

>>30603805
I can't believe that trick worked

>>30603805
Awww I felt bad that the poor guy couldn't celebrate like he wanted to

>>30603771
>I just thought you were thick skulled
The thickest skulled kid in Equestria!

>>30603771
>Cuss words are ancient words for ponies
That made me lost my sides and I want them back

>>30603805
>Daring Do'a heart shatters when erfanon tells her that he has never read any of her books.

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>>30603771
>"I-I dunno guys, I've never heard of "Fucking" before. Sounds like an ancient word to me"