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Anon's Pie adventure

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Butts. And ponies stuck in them.
Imgur gallery with all the pages:
http://imgur.com/a/7fQMi
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>>30529425
Nice page, but how does her "vacuum" even works? Pony physics?

Also, can we have clean last panel, please?
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Aw shit its about to get steamy
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>>30529425

I hope Anon clocks this little shit.
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>>30529425

>orgy magic

Great, fairy tails all over again. Fucking fantastic
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I'm gonna bet Pinkie is the one who eventually kicks his ass. Doesn't Bencils think she's a god?
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>>30529425
Discord is not for cucking
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>>30529425
Bro, are you not afraid that IDW will see this? Are they ok with it?
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>>30529620

IDW have andy "spank fetish" price.

They don't give a fuck
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>>30529620
Who the fuck cares? Did you even read the first chapter of APA?
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>>30529463
you see, when he was large he filled that space with his physical form, pushing the air out of the way. when he instantly reverted to a smaller form, that space he was taking up was devoid of any air. the air rushed in to fill the space, creating a vacuum effect. its not too dissimilar from the reason lightning creates thunder.
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>>30529647
Yes I did, but I thought they would count it as "dirty past" or something.
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>>30529652
I was talking about Celestia's ass and Lime's face, how did she get vacuumed inside of it?
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>>30529620
And what is the problem with this page? I based Eros's design on cupid statue and limestone in Celestia's butt is fully humorous in effect. Or is it just my European immorality that makes me blind to the "offending" qualities of this page?
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>>30529672
F = m x a
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>>30529658
>>30529674
Did IDW even bring it up when you talked to them? Do you think they will next month? Keep us posted.
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>>30529674

Maybe he is offended because celestia butt look small in the second panel.
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>>30529674
"Orgy". That was my only concern.
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>>30529631
If I search for "Andy Price spank fetish" Google shows nothing, what are talking about?
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>>30529723
http://art.cafimg.com/images/Category_33681/subcat_135798/Batgirl_by_Andy_Price.JPG

http://art.cafimg.com/images/Category_1624/subcat_2315/Andy.Price.2009.Leia.Mara.Jade.Final.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/3e/21/8d3e21df04e127e4d1c59c4e2849549e--bat-girl-batwoman.jpg

etc.
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>>30529723
http://t03.deviantart.net/R17nnNkIG_BKLfMMjbYhGB0gedg=/fit-in/700x350/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre05/0e81/th/pre/f/2013/097/9/b/wonder_girl_spanked_by_andy_price_by_poopoopie-d60tjgj.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fa/83/44/fa8344a4ad17a1ae772923e3e519def5--superman.jpg

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>>30529723
my personal favorite is worth highlighting as an example.
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>>30529777
spookem checkems
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>>30529777
Those are some pretty spooky digits.
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>>30529425
>magically inspired orgy

Yay! I am very enthusiastic about this part.

>until death

...this part I'm not so sure of.
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>>30529425
ponified version when?
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>>30529425
Why didn't you cover Eros' unmentionables with a speech bubble instead?
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>>30530110
>censorship by speech bubble
kek

I'm imagining the scene.

Celestia: "Shut up! I want to see your penis!"
Eros: "Excuse me?"
Celestia: "That. That thing you do, when your mouth is open and noise comes out. Stop it."
Rarity: "What are you two talking about? I can see his dick just fine from here."
Celestia: "Really?"
Rarity: "If I squint, yes."
Eros: "Hey!"
Rarity: "Perhaps he's a grower, not a shower. That's the most, ahem, generous, interpretation I can devise for what I'm seeing."
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>>30529674
Causing "orgy" in a clearly sexual nature not fit for kids. Also Limestone is literally stuck in Celestia behind in a sexual position. I don't think Bobby would be encouraged to give you more issues when Tumblr could use this to as a weapon against you just like they ruined Derpy. I think you should go less lewd from now on until you get an actual contract from IDW
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>>30530141
>not fit for kids
and? this comic isnt for kids. IDW already hired him knowing his past and present.
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>>30530141
IDW doesn't fire artists or writers once they're in no matter what they do, its one of the motivating factors as to why most of them are terrible at their jobs and sometimes terrible people.
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>>30530141
Are you baiting or just serious, because sometimes it's hard to tell which kind of stupid you are dealing with online and neither really warrants response but I just want to know how amused I should be.
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>>30530457
It is your right to draw pony butts with copious amounts of sexual innuendo, never let them take that from you.
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>>30530466
Well, i do appreciate some people's concern over it, but the the fact is that the target audience demographic of my little blog and IDW comic are vastly different, and the content I will draw for IDW will reflect their target demographic in nature of how SFW the visuals will be, and my blog, which is not directly even tied to my name remains SFW but also targeted towards more mature audience. While there is some intersection between the two audiences, I do not think there will be much if any cross-audience from IDW readers to my blog. So until IDW tells me to stop with the innuendo on my personal art, which I don't see it doing, because they don't interfere with any other artists personal life either, I will keep at my butt jokes.
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>>30529425
What the fuck have I been missing? There's greek gods and shit now. Pencils you been reading Percy Jackson and other greek myths?
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>>30529425
C-could I have that first panel without text.
You know, for sience.
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>>30530141
>implying kid-comics/movies/shows are not for sexuals.
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>>30530493
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Hey Pencils when will you fuck Nyx?
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>>30530536
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>>30530536
And the last panel, please.
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>>30530543
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>>30530555
make nyx and pencils great again
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>>30530555
I love you, senpai.
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>>30530570
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>>30530570
I have linked Bobby several times to my blog, and posted him pages of it, and not a single time has he said "stop that" so I suppose he doesn't see that as a problem.
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>>30530478
You are working with IDW who are on the Hasbro payroll. Not sure, but using Hasbro characters in your personal blog and own comic strips will be seen as acceptable. Neighter Price or Hickey can create webcomics using copyrighted characters, so you probably can't do it, too.
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Let's play a game, it's called 'Guess the derpibooru autist'
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>>30530578
As I said, I've posted bobby the pages and at any point has he not told me to stop doing them, and the lewd pages illicited no negative response either when I sent a few his way asking if they are a problem. If he says "don't do it" I won't. But to illustrate my point, many current pony artists have their deviant art or respective gallery site featuring pony art. I see no point in repeating myself further.
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>>30530573
Is he aware of the lewd stuff? A lot of your pages would only be seen as sexual only within context. FOr example seeing a butt shot might make him think its just your style to draw butts and docks as more detailed.

It's a whole new perspective if he realise that you sexualise cute animal character meant for little girls But if he sees the OP page and he says OK then i don't have anything to worry about.

It's just stressing that you turn yourself into a visible target by many groups of people. Ted Anderson got really close of getting fired for just using an OC. Bunch of tumblerinas bitching about your images of ponies with sexual content may actually turn Bobby into "better safe than sorry" mode
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>>30530584
just add nyx then
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>>30530578
Sibsy and the lot of them make pony art for themselves all the damn time
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>>30530592

he'll be fine let it ride
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>>30530584
Pony artists who are just fan artists is a different story than pony artists who are also official licensed artists.
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>>30530600
Only solo sketches at conventions, they don't use them as own comic characters like Jan is doing with Button Mash and Sweetie Belle. He got C&D by Hasbro and Pencils is doing the same thing with Anon adventures.

If he only got C&D by Hasbro then it's really not a big deal, but that can also detract from him getting a respectfull position at IDW
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>>30529425
Limey, nuuuuuh!
RIP
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Reminder that Bencils has the power to make nyx canon
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>Pencils stop doing lewd, you're putting your maybe future career in jeopardy!
>lol whatever
>b-but professionalism, you have to follow the rules!
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>>30530617
It literally take like two twitter fags to bitch about his lewd comic to Bobby online and made him discard Pencils for future comics. As much as Bobby is desperate for artists he is also not stupid enough to make controversial choices.
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>>30530624
Well i hope we won't make 60 threads bitching about how Pencils was let down by Bobby while Fostgitt gets 80% of the MLP comics in 2018.

Because right now i can see why he would get canned. Fostgitt migh have a shit art, but its still matter of taste. Fostgitt doesn't draw penises and pony vagoos which give him an upper hand when Bobby decide which artists need to go.
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>>30530638
Fosgitt does his share of lewds too, not that many want to lay eyes on that.
http://img15.deviantart.net/14c6/i/2012/083/1/0/winnie_the_pooh_and_tigra_too_by_fourpanelhero-d4tu1vs.jpg
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>>30530638
He has literally said that Bobby has no issues with the lewds.
>>30530584
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>>30530647
wtf, how is FOstgitt doing actually decent art? Does he only gett better when having erection?
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>>30530647
>>30530638
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9f/59/fe/9f59fec521066e0a92b43f0ea3158350--disney-world-pictures-jessica-rabbit.jpg
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>>30530649
It would be easier to see if he had posted the particular pages that he sent to Bobby. It would be better if Bobby was 100% fully aware of the nature of his fan comics.
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>>30530655
How about some Fosgitt furry incest?
http://pre10.deviantart.net/5b28/th/pre/i/2011/056/2/4/babs_and_buster_tango_by_fourpanelhero-d3ad5o5.jpg
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>>30530625
>controversial

only /mlp/ would be pissed over nyx lmao and the love /mlp/ has for Penicillin would counteract it. Like mixing acid and an alkiline
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>>30529425
I thought Eros had a thing for Celestia, why is he trying to kill her?
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>>30529425
Next page:
>Eros actually pure and asexual, he just like to watch
>everybody's trying to rape Anon
>he explodes and everybody is satyr now
>good end
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>>30530669
>http://pre10.deviantart.net/5b28/th/pre/i/2011/056/2/4/babs_and_buster_tango_by_fourpanelhero-d3ad5o5.jpg
Babs and Buster aren't related you tard.
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>>30530686
>satyr
>good end
choose one
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>>30530690
well, underage furries anyway. And I bet they're cousins because bunnies.
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>>30530686
Well, Anon having sex with any of them would count as rape as they aren't able to consent. So i don't think the comic will go this dark.
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>>30530692
>not wanting satyr end
Full pleb.
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>>30530693
They meant to be the kid alterations of Bugs and Lola so i think it was OK to ship them back in the days.
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>>30530686
jk they all turn into Nyx
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If I may make a request: Please remove Fluttershy from this page and all future "orgy" pages.
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>>30530745
only if we can replace her with nyx
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>>30530745
Nice try Discord. But your waifu is turning into anons cum dumpster. Go back to your cuckshed.
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>>30530749
Actually, I was thinking Mascara, because nyx isn't real.

>>30530750
Niceme.me , my dude.
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>>30530759
Where did spoilers go?
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>>30530671
He meant what he said back then in a bit more literal way.
>>30530745
No.
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>>30530779
Why not?
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>>30529425
Celestia's ravenous cloaca just vacuumed up a lime!
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>>30530782

flutterslutter is for sexual

I hope she gets the worst of whatever's coming
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>>30530779
But you will add Nyx
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>>30530791
We get it, you're retarded.
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>>30530782
Fuck off, Discord, she's not even "pure".
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>>30530800
No I'm Nyx
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>>30529425
We /greek/ now
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>>30530779
Wait, does Eros just want them to have a orgy until the end of their natural lives, or some sort of orgy that exhausts them to death? I keep forgetting these are humans driven mad by magic.
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>>30530839
If we greek and Eros is in this...Well, read up on Ero's mother in greek mythos
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>>30530855
Eros is actual Eros. Not a human, but actual primordeal elder god that took form from ether. He is the source of love and killing him would kill all love in the universe. Thus he was merely trapped.
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>>30529674
>I based Eros's design on cupid statue
The resemblance is truly striking
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>>30530874
and related to whom?
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>>30530885
none, he formed from nothing all on his own as a complete being. I am going for the oldest interpretation. Aphrodite exists there, but in this case she's more of a adoptive mother due to god politics in my canon.
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>>30530902
in other words, Nyx is his mother
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>>30530686
>he explodes and everybody is cumflated now
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>>30529425
>Magically inspired orgy
What are you? Some kind Lord of Cupid?
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>>30530592
>just for using an OC
wow, you almost made it sound trivial. its not that it was an OC of a notorious man-hating SJW that thinks bronies are literally hitler, and its certainly not that ted was parroting this idea himself.

i dont think the message of "you know, we think our entire audience is fucking cancer and we wish they would all die, but we also want money so they should buy our stuff" is going to push products very well.
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>>30530902
>god politics in my canon
Lemme guess, a discworld alike? So most of "gods" are gonna be some kind of anthropomorphic personification characters?
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Just a little reminder that pencils have a patreon for his pony stuff and Hasbro itself don't give a fucking shit, no c&d.
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Wait, I'm confused because I don't make it my business to investigate every drawfags identity on this board.

Is Pencils an IDW artist or something? Is that why people are freaking out over him using the word orgy?
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>>30531196
>people
its one guy, and yes, he recently got hired by IDW
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>>30530874
So...does that make Cadance his granddaughter?
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>>30531202
Huh. Neat. Gratz, Pencils.
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amerifags,
get your history lessons
look at what ancient romans did back in bc
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>>30530902
just a conclusion Pencils:
we all try to "protect" you
we all hate what direction the idw comics is heading
if you were a full timer there that would be awesome
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>>30531219
>Eros
>Roman

>[Laughs Mythologically]
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>>30531219
apparently animals.
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>>30529723
https://e-hentai.org/g/366322/e203a5986c/?p=1
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Daily reminder that this constant shitposting on Pencils' threads is a coordinated attack coming from Derpibooru by literal autistic people who hate his guts out of envy and frustration.
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>>30531374
>Who's the douchebag who's been removing my tags?
Kek
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>>30531411
What faggots
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Perhaps just change the word "orgy" to "love fest"?

Other than the word "orgy," I think this page is just fine. Very light hearted and fun. Love how Pencils draws the ponies, Anon and Eros. Great stuff!
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>>30531411
Just like to say I'm not one of them. Just a regular shitposter. I tend to shit up derpibooru on occasion anyway.
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>>30531491
Nobody thinks you're doing this out of malice.
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>>30531491
Nice try faggot
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>>30531506
Shoo, go back to sucking Smilingpony's cock
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>>30531411
I fucking hate people on Derpibooru even more now.
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>>30531499
Just because I want my waifu to be popular
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>>30530902
Don't let these concern-trolling faggots try and tone police your art Bencils. Keep drawing what you want and how you want.
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>>30531411
When are we going to kill Derpibooru?
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Do we now how many pages are left until the end? iirc pencils said there won't be many more pages
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>>30531569
When they stop hosting porn.
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>>30529425
Something about this particular page is off-putting to me and I can't quite put my finger on it. Not in a "delet this" kind of way, just a chill up the spine...
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>>30531722
I think it's the "death" bit. Death always takes the fun out of things.

Of course, maybe Eros is talking about "le petit mort," but that's a modern French concept, not Classical Greek.
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>>30529425
>orgy until death

I hope that some time before everyone dies we get to see the Princesses as satyrs. Mascara Maroon was such an adorable satyr, and Cloudy Quartz also. I feel a strange urge to see Celestia at the very least changed into one of the "horrifying creatures" she found so scary many pages back.
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>>30529425
These last 2 pages have really won back my "Interest" in this comic.
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>>30531759
It may be the death thing, yeah, but I didn't feel this way during Mascara and Limestone's little adventure in the rock quarry and that was slightly more gruesome than death by orgy.

What precisely do you mean with "la petite mort" within the context of the page?
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>orgy until dead
>eros command the minotaurs

Well... they would not be zebras or griphons but this will really please my female degradation fetish
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>>30530789
No, not Fluttershy! She's only for pure consent hugs
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>>30530584
WELL, THERE EVERYONE GOES.

THE LEWD AND CUTELEWD CONTINUES.
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I'm curious to see how Pencils will stop this orgy, because the comic obviously won't end like this.
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>>30531794
Just that. In OP's image, Eros seems to be talking about magically forcing everyone else who is present to fuck each other to death. It may be that English isn't Pencils's first language, but that's how it reads to me. And what I think of when I read that isn't fun or sexy at all, at least to me. It's ominous. And when we talk about Greek mythology, the Greek Gods were without exception short-tempered, cruel, and petty, and any sense of humor any of them has is based on sadism. They're real assholes. Even the Norse Gods are better. You could go out drinking with Odin or Thor and trust that they wouldn't turn you into an ant just to watch you being chased and eaten by mice for flirting with a girl they had their eye on. Loki was an asshole, and the Giants are worse, but the main pantheon are mostly bro-tier. The Greek Gods? They go out of their way to pick everything you say apart to find something they can pretend to be offended about, to have an excuse for torturing you to death in creative ways and then forcing your family to cook and eat your corpse, or worse. They're like Tumblrinas with real power, and Eros is a Greek God.

Anyway. "Le petit mort" is a French euphemism for "orgasm." Maybe Eros (or, really, Pencils, through Eros) is just playing word games with us, and Eros just means he wants everyone to fuck until they come. Or maybe Eros wants to see them all magically compelled to fuck until they die from dehydration and/or exhaustion. Which is the sort of thing Greek Gods would have found hilarious.
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>>30531921
Anon is not affected so it is him who will stop it. Maybe even Pinkie who doesn't seem to be mind controlled
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>>30529505
This
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>>30531921

>Anon will interrupt eros with a punch or something and end with a very suggestive position with celestia/twilight/fluttershy
>Pinkie will interrupt eros because she is a god for pencisl
>Lime will inerrupt eros because the butt of the sun block the magic

After that Eros will retreat with the minotaurs(If he just don't leave already after leave celestia and the other pony with that lust magic) and we move the plot to mama pie and marble.
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>>30532000
Trips compel me.

We haven't seen the minotaurs in a while.

There were at least two very, very lovely minotaur women, weren't there? Are they coming to the orgy too?

Remember: those aren't horns, they're power steering.
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>>30530536
>>30530555
I need more of your Celestia in my life, Pencils. She's perfect.
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>>30532033
Celestia has always been best pony, best Princess, and best waifu. Pencils portrays her appropriately.

I don't hate the other characters, and Luna in particular has always been totes adorbs, but it is the big white marshmallow hoers whom I love.
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>>30532065
My nigga. Luna is cute of course, but Celestia is my waifu.

>tfw unattainable waifu even in fantasy
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>>30530874
We going Titanomachy in this bitch? Anon is Zeus isn't he? Would that make Limestone Hera?
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>>30530874
Greek mythology is kind of not attuned with MLP lore and god of chaos and such.
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>>30532143
It isn't, but some of it has its basis there, I think. Pegasus--proper noun, it was his actual name--was the Divine Horse with Wings, whom the hero Bellerophon stole from Poseidon, in some versions of the legend. Minotaurs are from Greek myth also.

Cloudsdale has some vaguely Classical Greek-ish stuff, like the columns, and supposedly some of their culture is supposed to be vaguely Classical Greek-ish.

Unicorns are more of a Western European thing, though, and Ponyville and Appleoosa are straight out of early 20th Century Americana.
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>>30529425
>Orgy
YUSS, EVERYONE GETS THE D!! Smash that horsepuss Anon! Also kitty. And cow.

>inb4 Anon's rainbow jizz overpowers a god
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>>30532210
Shit, I fucked up.
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ITT; more booru butthurts and 'pls pencil don't' and 'you're going to get fired xd'
This is kinda silly
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>>30532210
aw yiss.

I had forgotten about Katrina and her pretty kitty titties.

If Anon's magical semen turns cute ponies into gorgeous satyrs, does it also turn cat furries into sexy anime catgirls? We have to do this experiment. We require an empirical test of this hypothesisisisisis.
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>>30532252
Katrina and Minotaurs were retconned and theres no time to develop them
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>>30529425
I think I can speak for all of us when I say at some point we all want to fuck poners and beat up little 9yo androgynous kids
"anon" is clearly a self-insert to fulfill such fantasies
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>>30532271
Surely godly magic can drop them all into the impending orgy, and we can see what effect Anon's magical rainbow semen has on them. Failure to see more pretty cowgirl titties would be a crime against humanity.

That's all I'm saying here.

...well, I don't know how clearly this comes across. Pencils, I'm enjoying the comic, so you just keep doing what you're doing, man.
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>>30532333
Except this comic doesn't show explicit content nor any actual sex is ever implied you idiot.
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>>30532359
which is a shame

i want me some fully detailed celestia booty and teats
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I hate this comic.
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>>30532370
There are edits for that
As much as I love pencils' shit, his horsepuss are really shit
Rather, he still needs to work on those a lot
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>>30532371
But we love YOU, Anon.

>>30532377
>Rather, he still needs to work on those a lot
Don't we ALL need to work on horsepussy? If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
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>>30532383
>But we love YOU
he's Jesus now, too?
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>>30532383
Well idk, I actually do work on my horsepuss every few moons
Do you?
But I do know what you mean
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>>30532370
You have terrabytes of porn on derpi and other sites. I think one ecchi comic instead of a hentai won't kill you
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>>30532398
This is 4chan. We're all Jesus now.
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>>30529425
>inb4 it doesn't work right and it's something really innocent, like cuddling
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>>30532668
Well--I suppose that'd be in keeping with the tone Bencils has set. Sex farce that never quite gets to actual sex happening, dangerous-looking creepy creatures that are defeated with little real danger or problem (other than collateral damage), dangerous situations that aren't, and every problem turns into slapstick humor. Perhaps Eros even wants to kill the ponies with his magic--but I suspect something else will happen, and it will be funny, and no one will die.

I'm not saying any of this is bad. I'm enjoying the ride. Bencils doesn't owe me free entertainment, yet I am entertained. Are you not entertained?
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>>30529425
It's impressive not just how deep Limestone is buried in Celestia's ass, but also that her cheeks are tight enough to hold her there and lift up her entire body.

[/spoiler]How would Luna or Maud compare, as they're the only Princess and sister that Limestone hasn't spent time under.[/spoiler]
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>>30532718
I honestly don't know anymore, I'm torn over where I want this to go.
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>>30532718
>Are you not entertained?
no not really. But I still like the art.
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>>30532725
She's been stuck to Pinkie's butt too?

Because...
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>>30532755
At Derpibooru there are only a handful of artists for whose stuff I check more than weekly.

Pencils
TJpones
anontheanon
Pony Quarantine
Slamjam

Bencils is on my short list.
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>>30532845
I don't pay much of any attention to any artist in particular. But since this is posted here, I look at it out of habit and some curiosity. But the novelty died off a long time ago.
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>>30531411

Fanboys are cancer. That goes for Pencils fanboys too. If you go to Derpibooru to troll how much better Pencils is than whatever faggot draws the official comics, you're no better than the Derpibooru retards trolling in this thread.
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>>30532930
why are facts considered trolling?
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>>30529425
Thank you
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>>30532938

They don't care and you're not going to change their mind. It's like arguing with religious people. Pointless.
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>>30532930
I'm really glad someone else said this, because it's been getting annoying
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>>30532930
>Fanboys are cancer.
Your comment reeks of envy.
I wish there was someone in your life who actually liked you.
Maybe then wouldn't you feel hatred when someone got appreciated.
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>>30532271
>retconned
Pic related. They'll be here any moment!
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>>30533019

Wow it's like you have no idea about what fanboy means.
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>>30533048
>Lacking a good reply I draw upon the Chewbacca defense.
Your posts indicate you're a Derpitransfag mouthpiece poster.
Annoyed that we don't celebrate a humanized penis-AppleJack.
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>>30533042
sheeeiiiiiit
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>>30533085

I'm pretty much the exact opposite of that lol

Whatever, man. Keep sucking dick while unironically mocking people who suck dick.
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>>30533099
I'm starting to think he's trolling as a dicksucker. Like, trying to start shit by shitposting any time someone says anything negative.
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>>30533107

Yeah, those types are everywhere.

You should give him a piece of your mind. Feels good.
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>>30532831
>It's another 'Lauren Faust makes a fart joke' post
What is her fucking problem?
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>>30532033
My nigga.
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>>30530457
Not the person you're replying to, but personally, I'm just glad you never sank to making this comic full-blown pornographic, instead focusing on story and humor and characters (and cute ponies being cute!). I'm proud of you.
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>>30533217
She had a massive twitter shitposting fit long ago, rapid-firing pone fart jokes for a good while.

You can take the Faust out of 4chan, but...
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>>30533245
>sank
Murricans.
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>>30533325
>thinking "sank" is not the past tense of "sink"

4channers
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>>30533368
>Thinking porn is in any way shameful
Repressed Murricans.

Is that clearer?
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>>30530555
WHEN
THEY
SEE
UR
DICK
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>>30529687
Andy Price is a dragon fucker isn't he? Who gives a shit. Most comic artists continue to draw little smutty pictures here and there anyway.
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>>30531411
to be fair, I find you as just as much of a faggot, if not more of a faggot since you've been posting that picture in every Pencils thread for months. I think you got the point across by now.
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>>30533605

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/08/divorce-rates-double-when-people-start-watching-porn
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>>30533605
www.psychologytoday.com/blog/inside-porn-addiction/201111/can-pornography-trigger-depression%3Famp
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>>30533605

http://www.everydayhealth.com/news/erection-problems-this-habit-may-why/amp/
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>>30533901
>>30533939
>>30533962
I know you are severely autistic, but none of that will in any way affect the point he made.
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>>30533980
Enjoy your limp dick and mental disorders
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>>30533901
So you're telling me that a couple that does the deed often enough for the partners to not need porn generally stays together
Huh, who woulda thunk!

>>30533939
So, you're telling me that the people that watch porn daily are lonely bachelors and are more easily subjected to depression
Huh, who woulda thunk!

>>30533962
Got nothing against that tho, that's 100% right
Just like anyone with weird as fuck fetishes can't/have a hard time to get it up by doing missionary

You're still stupid tho
Porn isn't bad by itself, it's the overconsumption of it that generate problems
Same for salt, sugar, sport, sunlight, chinese cartoons...
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>>30533998
If you want a reply, just re-read the post you replied to.
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>>30534047

>So you're telling me that a couple that does the deed often enough for the partners to not need porn generally stays together

Quite the contrary, the study showed that couples who had never viewed pornography before doubled or tripled their divorce rates after they began viewing pornography. And when at least the women stopped, the divorce rate suddenly went back down.

>But is pornography use actually causing the problems, or is it merely a symptom of an already unhappy marriage? (...) They note that when women stop watching porn, their divorce rates drop from 18% back down to 6%.

Add porn, divorce goes up. Take it away, divorce goes down.
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>>30534047
>So, you're telling me that the people that watch porn daily are lonely bachelors and are more easily subjected to depression
>Huh, who woulda thunk!

Exactly! See also "A cheerful attitude is good for your health, study finds!" Because it couldn't possibly be that people who are bedridden and dying of cancer or heart failure tend to be unhappy about it, amirite guise?

>these are the pseudosciences, whose practitioners don't know the difference between correlation and causation, nor between cause and effect

>>30533217
psst. check the date at the bottom. kthxbye
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>>30534144
>quite the contrary
actually, nothing you posted debated it.
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>>30534144
This is all assuming that it is a cause, and not an effect. Couple becomes unhappy, they turn to porn. Couple is happy, they feel they don't need it anymore
Not to mention the study was on couples, neither of which had seen porn before (which is highly dubious) What then of couples that enter a relationship when the both of them had already been watching porn on a regular basis?
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>>30529674
Pencils, just ignore the Derpibooru trolls.

By replying to them you are giving them exactly what they want from you, so just ignore them and keep drawing awesomeness until they all die out of rage and envy.

And autism, since some of them are legit autistic.
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Do you really believe that they're going to leave their own hugbox to shit on your hugbox?
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>>30533888
The point is that you are one of the faggots harrasing Pencils and you are butthurt because somebody keeps calling you out on it.

That's the point.
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>>30534459
>>30531411
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>>30531411
It's not just this thread, either.

For the past week or so there have been some very determined shitposters spraying the drawthread with verbal diarrhea. We've run a 4chan /mlp/ drawthread almost to the 500 post bump limit in two days--which hasn't happened since 2012/13. Too bad 90% of it is one guy spamming over and over how "the art thread used to be a community and now muh feelz are hurt because people just ask for art and artists just draw it, y'all are stupid, your requests are dumb, I hate you" I keep looking at 4archive and yuki.la and archived.moe and I can't find this pony art "community" he's pissing and moaning about--not even before /mlp/ was created in 2011 and the pony art threads were in /co/.

Anyway. Since he started in at the exact same time the shitposting started here, I'm kind of suspicious.
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>>30529674
Europeans, especially the French, are known for having a more lax view on nudity in media.
>>30533605
Evolution must've had a reason to give us an innate anti-porn instinct.
>>30531411
They hate him because he's Finnish. Finns are one of the most powerful races in the world after Hung Aryans :^).
>>30530874
Real mythology >>>>>>> post-Tolkien fantasy mythology.
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>>30534858
Fun fact: nudity is our sin fault

And Finland loses again...
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>>30533939
All that proves is heavy porn users are depressed. It doesn't prove what caused the depression.
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>>30533217
I dno, lol. She made a joke in 2013 and you're STILL salty about it. What's YOUR fucking problem?
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>>30534858
>an innate anti-porn instinct
You win the prize for writing the most retarded thing on the internet today. Congratulations!
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>>30534542
>of all the people who post on /mlp/ not one person could find me posting this same thing in every thread for months annoying
Your autism is screaming in my ear. Do you have anything besides that one collection of comments to post? This isn't an 'epic' raid on 4chan that has been ongoing for months. I think you going on about how we have been "under attack" for months far exceeds any value from you constantly reminding people that some shitposters on Derpibooru visited 4chan
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>>30534858
>innate anti-porn instinct
What did he mean by this?
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>>30531411
>Pencils doesn't really give a fuck one way or the other
>"quite an ego"
Nordic neutrality, bitches.
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Minotaur rape squads when
honestly hopefully never
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>>30535217
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>>30535217
I think Bencils knows he's good enough to have been hired on as a professional illustrator by a comic book company. I think he also knows that 99.9% of his detractors at Derpibooru would be hard pressed to draw a recognizable pony--not a recognizable character, something recognizably intended to represent an MLP character, and haven't had anyone take notice of anything they've drawn since Mommy stuck one of their scribbles to the refrigerator door with a magnet when they were five years old. So I doubt he takes much of their heckling to heart.
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>>30535425

>I think Bencils knows he's good enough to have been hired on as a professional illustrator by a comic book company

Also no one want to work in the MLP IDW comic.

IDW only have five fucking artist right now.

>Andy Price
>Agnes Garbowska
>Jay Fosgitt
>Brenda Hickey
>Tony Fleecs

Only five artist with other project for three comic lines and more.

>Main line MLP comic
>Legend of magic
>Movie prequel
>one annual and EQG comic per year

IDW really need more peoples.

Same with the writers if we count the future incorporation of Nick Confalone to the writer staff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20RMdjH5G
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>>30535493
its honestly surprising that it took so long for him to get hired really, IDW cockblocked him at every turn until bronies were screaming so much at them that they didn't want to deal with it any more.


Connections really do make all the difference in the industry, when fosgitt gets so much work but they shat all over pencils initial references he sent them.
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>>30535493

>New comic
>Writer: Based Confalone
>Artist: Pencils

Bonus point: Pinkie Pie comic
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>>30532210
>>30532252

>anon came all over equestria and created my chinese cartoon
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>>30535586
wouldn't a skirt be way easier than pants for horse girl?
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>>30535493
Please tell us more about your industry experience. I'm sure you must work for Marvel, or DC, or maybe both of them, amirite? Give us a link to your portfolio.

wonka.jpg
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>>30535611

>>>/d/erpibooru/
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>>30535604
yeah, no reason to have pants on the front, no genitals.

I mean, I guess it can be like the difference in wearing a shirt and just wearing a bra though.
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>>30535634
I mean a skirt that goes all the way around the bottom, like with the humanoid girls.
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>>30535621
No. Seriously. You're running down Pencils as an artist, so you must draw gooder than he does, and must have a much more successful career as a professional artist yourself, right?

Amirite guise? Amirite? Show us what you've got. Whip it out.

Also, it's kind of amusing that you're bitching at me about le ebin Derpibooru, when it was his detractors there that followed him here to shit up half the threads on the board.

But I don't mean to change the subject. You're heckling Pencils, so that must mean you're a better artist than he is and you have a more successful career as a professional artist, right? Right?
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>>30535604
>>30535634
>>30535644
There's a reason for this. It's some moral thing.
The answer is on manga, but I can't find it now.
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>>30535645
>Derpibooru shitters getting this mad
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>>30534723
>They are everywhere... the shitposter(s).
Interesting!

I wonder if it's like a single madman, who inspires others to join in and behave in a similar fashion?

Or a clique of Derpibooru behaving like hooligans in between retreating to their DB safe space circlejerking and encouraging each other.

Seems far fetched it would be reddit/tumblr/whatever, but anything is possible.
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>>30535493
Bobby would suck Nicks dick just so he would join his writing staff. The problem is only with Nick who doesn't want to rush the scripts and take his sweet time perfectim his pitches to Bobby. I really doubt Curnow will think about refusing an experienced show writer.
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>>30535586
What is this from?

Reverse img says persona 4, is this accurate?
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>>30536045
It's from Centaur no nayami / Centaur Worries.
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>>30530578
>Neighter Price or Hickey can create webcomics using copyrighted characters
https://e-hentai.org/g/366322/e203a5986c/?p=1
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>>30536062
Thank you.
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>>30529425

Pinkie both seems strangely immune and all for getting her freak on anyway.

Also, this would only get better if they ended up sent back to Ponyville and the entire town attempted to hump themselves to death.
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>>30535645
Isn't it funny how you get mad over /mlp/ targetting individuals when they don't follow your belief yet that is the exact same thing you're doing to Pencils who has done nothing wrong to Derpibooru whatsoever.
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>>30534047
Porn is immoral
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>>30536315
>immoral
So, for one, that's your opinion
And that's cool, if you want to pass for a retarded conservative in front of everyone, that's your problem

Secondly, how the fuck is it immoral?
Sex is natural
It's the most natural thing in the world
Of course you shouldn't consume it all the fucking time like we do now, but to say that it is 'immoral' is the most nonsensical thing you faggots could ever come up with
Find another buzzword, immoral isn't the one you're looking for
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>>30536315
> Porn is immortal

Fixed that for you desu.
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>>30536335
>So, for one, that's your opinion
No, it's a fact. It's morality, it can't be my opinion, it's objective
>And that's cool, if you want to pass for a retarded conservative in front of everyone, that's your problem
Who the fuck let you out of reddit?
>>>/out/
>Secondly, how the fuck is it immoral?
Matthew 5:28
>Sex is natural
Masturbation is not sex. And no, sex is not natural, what is natural is heterosexual monogamous relationship, and sex in that context
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>>30536363
Well at least now I know you were just baiting
So, here's one last (you), because you deserve it!
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>>30536335
Not him, but he said porn, not sex. Porn is immoral if you're looking at the actual monetized industry. So he's not wrong.
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>>30536363
I'm not a Christian and reject your morality system.

>>30536390
So long as they aren't making snuff/CP films, I don't care what the porn industry does.
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>>30536390
No, it's 'immoral' because you faggots see masturbation as something the devil invented or some shit
Nobody sees porn as anything else but the thing it is, porn
It's entertainment, quite literally
Exactly the same as watching a movie, or watching a football match or some shit
It's not immoral because you say it is, that's not how it works
Unless there's people suffering from it, it cannot be immoral
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>>30536405
Actually, I see porn itself as immoral because it's the monetization and exhibition of something that should be natural and private, turning it into a product. It's a debasement of the people taking part in its production, a lot of people who've worked in the porn industry, as in the people on camera have admitted that they're ashamed of it, if that's not suffering, I don't know what is. That said, fapping to it isn't immoral in any way, but treating it like it's just another form of entertainment is twisted.
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>>30536443
O P I N I O N S
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>>30536405
>It's entertainment, quite literally
Serial killers find murder quite entertaining
>Unless there's people suffering from it, it cannot be immoral
Says who?
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>>30536443
>private
See, that's where you're wrong
It's 'private' because of religious reasons
The exact same reason why it's normal to see people walking around nearly naked in some countries, and it would lead you in jail in others

I'm sure Mohammed would say that all that shit is immoral, and more
Doesn't mean he's right

>turning it into a product
Like literally everything?
Why would it be 'private and natural' and not a football match?
What's the difference?
We got people, adults, consenting, they're having fun and getting paid to do it
Nobody's forcing them to do it
There's no gun on their temple telling them to kick the ball or suck on the dick

It's because you guys can't make the difference between love and sex
This is kinda silly
What about the pornstars that have relationships? Or even married? Do you think they don't love their partners because they suck on other people's dicks?

>ashamed of it
Well just like 80% of the population
When you get to a certain age, you start regretting shit, I believe it's quite normal
They know whatever the fuck they're doing
Just like some underage joins a gang and starts robbing people
I'm quite certain that the guy will tell you that he's ashamed of doing it when he's 40 (if he's not doing it still and/or in jail, mind you)
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>>30536443

Since comic characters are not real people, this is literally a non-argument. If anything you should be praising people like Pencil's for drawing cartoon porn, causing less demand for real people to get naked in front of a camera.
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>>30536335
>>30536399
>>30536405
>>30536443
>>30536466
>>30536483
>>30536358
>>30536390
Stop falling for bait you faggots
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>>30536497
Well, yeah, drawn porn is literally irrelevant, it hurts no one, only ourselves because they're not real
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>>30536497
Porn should not exist at all
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>>30536514
I think the jews should have been gassed too, Anon, don't you worry.
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>>30536483
>consenting
Is that the end-all be-all of what's right and wrong?
So if I tell someone I want to torture them to death, and they consent, does that make it ok? If we find it fun, does that make it desirable?
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>>30536514

If porn didn't exist, then neither would you. Porn was the only way your dad could get hard in front of the fat hag that is your mom.
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>>30536531
Well idk, for one, immoral =/= desirable
Also there's kind of a gap between sucking a dick and torturing someone to death, if you don't understand that, maybe you need to see your doctor and tell him

But if someone asks you to spank him real hard, and you have just as much fun doing it as he does, would it be immoral?
Is BDSM immoral, even if your loved one asks you to hit her?
idk Anon

The TLDR of it all is; you should do whatever the fuck you want to do
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>>30536563
>Also there's kind of a gap between sucking a dick and torturing someone to death
Why? Morally, what is the difference between them?
>But if someone asks you to spank him real hard, and you have just as much fun doing it as he does, would it be immoral?
>Is BDSM immoral, even if your loved one asks you to hit her?
Yes
>you should do whatever the fuck you want to do
What if what I want to do is murder children?
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>>30536584
>Why? Morally, what is the difference between them?
One involves hurting someone else, Anon
You don't hit random people in the street for no reasons, even if you could get away with it


>yes
No, actually, the answer is no
It was rhetorical

>murder children
Well you should ask them if they're okay with it first :^)
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>>30536600
>One involves hurting someone else
Why is that wrong?
>No, actually, the answer is no
The correct answer is yes
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>>30536600
>Well you should ask them if they're okay with it first
Is it bad that I immediately thought of a business that brings suicidal kids and adults who get their rocks off to killing children together in the same manner as a dating site?

You could make a killing.
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>>30536802
You're just being contradictory and annoying. It doesn't make you smart or clever. Stop.
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I sure wish people would stop responding
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>>30536955
Not an argument
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>>30529425
Uncensored version when?
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>>30537001
cute
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>>30537131
why do you want to see his peepee
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>>30529425
keep up the awesome work Pencils!
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>>30529425
is lime face still in celestia hindquarters in the last panel she might be getting waterboarded
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>>30537931
You can see between her legs in the panel, so no, unless she's been omitted for draw reasons.
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>>30529674
Pencils, most people here are American.

The barest hint of nudity makes anything 18+.
Makes you wonder what's in their museums...
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>>30537954
>most people here are American
BITCHAAH GIVVA ME BANKKA MA EGGWO!
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>>30537860
I'm a curious man.
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>>30538176
What if the heart is his peepee?
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>>30537954
Covered with leaves, or since the libshits came, covered with shit or just plainly shit.
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>>30537954
>Makes you wonder what's in their museums...
norman rockwell and elvis on black velvet
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>>30538236
Now I want someone to paint a picture of Norman Rockwell standing next to Elvis, on black velvet.
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>>30536249
>/mlp/ won't respond because nyx
>derpibooru won't respond because you're right
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>>30538385
pls don't help the troll harvest (You)s.
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>>30538402
go back to sucking smilingpony's ego and dick
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>>30538427
I don't even know who that is. I just hate Nyx cancer.
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>>30538451
(You)


See? Not nice is it.
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>>30538402
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I only came to this thread for the arguments, like both of you parties are pretty princesses of nothing, you can argue that your opinion is better while the rest of the world doesn't give a shit.
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Bencils, can you add some fluttercord to the story before the comic end?
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>>30538614
Nyx!

I meant to say Nyx
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>>30538536
>I only came to this thread for the arguments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
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So, as far as running gags go in this comic, Marble and Limestone already have theirs established. Pinkie is, well, Pinkie.

What about Maud?
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>>30538763
Maud seems to be playing the "straight man" role, more or less, along with Anon. At least that's my perception when I read. All manner of wacky things happen around her, and she makes snarky comments with a deadpan expression.
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I have to wonder, Pencils obviously chose to have the comic revolve around the Pie family, but what sort of characterization would be have given to the Sparkle family or even Rarity's family if he had decided to use them instead?
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>>30530592
get paid pupper
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>>30534858

>Evolution must've had a reason to give us an innate anti-porn instinct.

As proven by a recent study on flatworms exposed to extreme anal porn...
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I just realized, early on everyone was falling in love with Anon on sight. Is that also because of Eros?
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>>30540410
>eros magic fails
>suddenly no one likes anon anymore
sad end
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I wonder how pencils looks like?

Considering he's finnish he probably has glorious scandinavis genes. Scandis all look beautiful.
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>>30540554
Yes, the pale Nordic statuesque man who looks like he's made out of white marble, with chiseled features and piercing blue eyes is just lost in the masses here. Luckily I get to stand out as a short hairy shit with a beard and boring slate gray eyes, brow so deep I get tanlines on my cheekbones and brown hair, what little is left of it.
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>>30541357
And here we thought Anonymous was a self-portrait.

You're actually green, aren't you?
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>>30541396
His Derpibooru haters are green with envy though.
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>>30541569
Noice.
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>>30541569
kek
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>>30541569
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>>30540495
>Cuck end

Why can't I ever escape this meme?
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>>30533888
This is the first time I've actually seen that picture. So, him continuing to post it in every thread probably alerts one or two new people to the bullshit each time. Totally worth it.
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>>30541681
You're the one memeing, nigger.
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>>30541694
to what benefit? Shitpost threads harder?
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>>30541694
Yes! We need to post that and other caps that expose Derpibooru.
They been able to get away with their shit for way too long.
About time everyone gets fair warning about all the shit they're up to.
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>eros try to sexualize anon
>anon spaghetti hard
>all the horny is gonne
>tfw can't even get a horse gf
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>>30541694
>So, him continuing to post it in every thread
Relicariox is a faggot but at last he's being an useful faggot.
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Pencils is currently streaming.

https://picarto.tv/PencilsCase
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>>30543639
Gonna need that 4th panel, Pen...
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>>30543639
Absolutely happening
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>>30543639
Holy fuck, that Fluttershy belly. I don't even like Fluttershy.
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>>30543639
What's up with the disclaimer?
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>>30543680
just in case disclaimer.
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>>30543639
First panel: We left it at the hotel (changed from "to")

Third panel: Hooves-on (added a hyphen)

Probably other shit that can be tidied up in terms of dialouge flow but it's early and I'm tired.
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>>30543695
Fixed those at least.
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>>30543639
I love this.
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>>30543639
>that panel 4
>Anon is green
>he's yelling "WAAAGH"

Anonymous confirmed for Ork.
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>>30543639
>Celestia's eye-hearts are purple
Also I'm not sure what's going on with cultist-waifu's lower teeth, but they kinda look like they're hanging freely outside of her jaw....? I'm guessing it's a stylistic choice, but thought I'd mention it just in case.
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>>30529425
>last panel
Anon is gonna get RAPED
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>>30543705
The art is great! Can we have 2nd and 3rd panels without text, please?
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>>30543639
And on that day, Anon became a man. Stallion. Whatever.

>Dat Fluttershy saying "you will love me!"
Holy shit that takes me back!
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>>30543639
Is this the end?

I like it
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>>30544020
Beralt of Bivia :DDD
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>>30543639
Anon is finally going out the way God intended.

Drowning in mare pussy.
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>>30544135
His tombstone will say "He died doing what he loved."
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>>30543639
>pony Mascara
I almost forgot how absolutely cute she is.
Hope she'll be always there from now on.
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>>30530686
>Eros actually pure and asexual, he just like to watch

C U C K
U
C
K
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>>30543639
Last panel please
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>>30544135
>>30544152
I can think of worse ways
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>>30544299
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Could I make a request to get the 3rd panel?
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>>30543639
>Girls, hold your horses now!
I kekked.
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>>30529674
>>30530457
is this really pencil ITT?

Since when did you become such a retarded asshole?
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>>30543705
Panel 2: all of a sudden (or all of the sudden if you really want, but there definitely needs to be an "of")

Disclaimer: not an official Hasbro product (insert "an")
used only for (the) artist's own views (needs an apostrophe, you may want to add the "the")
official opinions or intent, and have no intent (comma and "and" instead of "or")
make claims on the (associated) trademarks. (maybe put trademark into plural and add "associated")
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>>30545338
Hi, derpibooru!
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This look more like some crazy porno to me... Ponies are not for sexual.

Fuck that kid>>30529425
he and those ugly cow people ruined the comics
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>>30545451
Putting the DERP in Derpibooru since 2012.
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>>30543705
>>30543639
Holy fuck it's been a while since I saw you posting a new page I was already starting to lose hope I'll ever see the comic finish. Great work.
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>>30543639
Oh my, those Celestia doe eyes.
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>>30543639
Is this still purely humorous in effect? I get wanting to cover your ass, but if you have to stop drawing lewd to work for IDW well, I sure hope it's worth it.
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>>30545596
No, Anon. They gonna furiously fuck in a puddle of their own sex fluids now.
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>>30545632
We can only hope. I mean, That's what most of us have been waiting for right?
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>>30545632
Naw Pencils' comic is full anime. Plenty of teasing and bait-and-switch, but no ever gets laid in this world ever.
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>>30545573
It's a subtlety of character design, but yes, the alicorns' faces are a little longer than "normal" pony faces, and their eyes are shaped a bit differently. Celestia is lovely here, and I suppose that if you had to be trapped on a desert island with a pony, she'd be a very fine companion, even without the magically compelled hypersexuality.
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>>30543639
Twiggy's lookin' a bit thicc here. I see all those hayburgers knew their true calling.
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>>30545338
It's always inevitable
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>>30545786
It is terrifying.
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>>30543639
finally after 500 pages
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>all the panel requests

Shit, you might as well just ask for the full page.
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>>30543705
Either Flutterbutter's teeth are black, or she's grown a fetching mustache.
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>>30545937
I'd like second and third one.
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>>30543705
>that adorable way Mascara is reaching out towards him as he holds her away
hhnnngggg
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>>30545992
he holds her like a cat, is this possible with poners?
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>>30546095
Yes, they are adorable little ponies.
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>>30545937
What can I say there's just a lot of good panels on this page.
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> ITT: Derpibooru haters mad as hell.
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>>30543705
I believe the middle panel would be better without the alertness, the sweat drop, and all the speech bubbles. They distract from the >rape moment.
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>>30546447
I think you're right.
Usually I'm ok with some embellishment and visual cues, but the expressiveness in the drawing is great and the clutter is only distracting.
(Especially giant sized sweat, reminds me of Manga Nosebleed fountains because they lack the skill/resolution to properly draw excitement.)

Also think it would be more fun if Fluttershy used her regular comment famous from TV. (Pic included.)
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>>30545653
This.
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>>30543705
I think it's absolutely adorable how our cute little cultist pony is scooting herself across the ground with her back legs and all, but I feel that it would only be fair, you know, to her, to point out that as a quadruped, she still effectively has three legs, which is plenty enough to walk on. Though, maybe she's just an airhead. Wouldn't be the first pony.
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>>30529425
So, I haven't read any page since Mascara became a satyr, and now that she isn't one, I can get back to reading this story.
So... care anyone to explain what the fuck is going on and how Limestone suddenly wants to score on Anon?
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>>30546992
How bout you read
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>>30546944

There's precedent for this sort of thing.
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>>30533245
>I'm glad you never sank to outright pornography
With the way /mlp/ has been lately, he'd probably get more positive attention if it were openly pornographic.
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>>30547254
>lately
>>>>lately
welcome newfag
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>>30547316
Oh I mean this past... however long it's been since the MLP show proper mattered to anyone.

Like there was a point where Pencils theory that humans are extinct gods or whatever was silly and kind of detracted from the setting, but I guess it's not worse than anything the show would do.
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I can't help but notice Moonglow and Spike are missing.

Actually, I didn't even realize Spike was with the group until the 2-page spread where Eros was released, and then he vanished again.
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>>30548164
like in the real show
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>>30545399
Thanks!
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>>30546944
I loved it too, but figured her crawling across the floor was her way of sneaking.
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>>30548643
That's right, she wants to keep low and move with less noise than hobbling on stone floor would cause.
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>>30548536
Panel 1: spelling
>Lucky thng she packed
Lucky thing she packed

Not sure you want suggestions on phrasing, so skipping that.
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>>30543705
I love that whole page.
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Damn bencils last stream's music was comfy as fuck. The rain sound effects were a nice addition too.
Fugging beautiful.
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>>30543639
Luna a cute.
A CUTE!
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>>30549482
Princess Ponies are always prettiest ponies. That's why they're in charge--not because they're smarter, or wiser, or more magical. They're just cuter.
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>>30549511
From all we've seen, that's not even headcanon anymore. I'm not sure a princess even does real government stuff.
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>>30549573
Given that we see them in canon traveling from Canterlot to attend a wedding, you're right.

You'd think heads of state wouldn't attend a lot of random individuals' weddings, unless Cranky Doodle Donkey saved Princess Celestia's life in the 'Nam or something like that.

I have said it in other threads. In canon the Princesses don't seem to do a lot, other than raise and lower the sun and moon, and when we saw the alternate timelines we saw that Celestia doesn't even seem to be especially competent, and that if she can't throw a nerdy purple unicorn at the problem, she doesn't have a plan B and the world ends.

I love Celestia, I absolutely adore her, but maybe she should retire. Perhaps to a little farm somewhere. Let Purplesmart rule in her place. This is in contrast to the wise, serene, mysterious chessmistress Sun Goddess I fell in love with in Season 1, but that was a long time ago.
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>>30546656
Just for you desu.
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>>30549652
To be fair, Cranky Doodle's wedding was a pretty big affair. It seems in line with what we saw from ARP for Celestia and Luna to make a positive public appearance.
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>>30549682
>To be fair, Cranky Doodle's wedding was a pretty big affair

I haven't tried to count the number of guests and well-wishers at the wedding, but it didn't look like an especially big wedding, not compared to some. Given that actual heads of state showed up, I was struck by the fact that thousands of well-wishers and paparazzi didn't show up.

Also, ARP? I'm sorry, but I've forgotten what that means in a pony context. Could you please remind me?
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>>30549772
A Royal Problem. Where Luna fulfilled Celestia's daily duties of making public appearances with school fillies and the like.
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>>30549798
Oh, the Season 7 episode? I've only seen bits and pieces of it. I'm afraid to watch, lest it be revealed that the throne has a cardboard sign taped to the back of it that says "you must be THIS TALL --> to rule the country" and that the ponies really have no other criteria.

The Queen of England is a head of state, in what amounts to a constitutional monarchy (de facto if not de jure) without official duties, and to the best of my recollection she never acted as a tour guide in her own castle, and she doesn't ever (so far as I know, anyway) fight magical supervillains. I don't know whether she attends a lot of random subjects' weddings, either.

I know. Kids' show. But still.
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>>30549872
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>>30549903

Requesting all the panels together with the dialogues ^:)
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>>30549913
see >>30549662
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>>30545653
That's Rarara, not Rara
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>>30549926
The number of "ra" units apparently matters.

for the longest time I saw these "Lady Coloratura" character pictures in various places online, and when people said the character's nickname was "Rara," I assumed Rarity had an Earth Pony pop singer alter ego
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>>30549974
found the fag of the fagdumb
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>>30549848
That's fine and all but the entire episode is detailing what Celestia and Luna do in their day to day so it's a little weird that you're talking about what they do in canon when you haven't watched the episode that makes up most of what is now canon about what they do.
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>>30548164
>I can't help but notice Moonglow and Spike are missing.

Polishing his balls most likely
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>>30548164
>>30550147
You can see her ass sticking out of the middle of the rape pile.
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>pinkie eyes are closed the whole time
I bet bet the spells not even affecting her.
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>>30549662
Thanks! You're my hero now.
(And you also impressed Pinkie.)
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>>30549848
>"you must be THIS TALL --> to rule the country" and that the ponies really have no other criteria.
You Sir made my day!
Finally a good explanation to the utter abomination of logic from that shit episode.
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>>30549872
>>30549903
Pencils pls >>30544294
I need my meems
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Would of been funnier if Anon turned into a run-of-the-mill skinnyfat dork with spaghetti arms after he lost all his magic. That'd make for a pretty good one-off gag at least.
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>>30550674
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>>30550697
Refresh my mammaries, who is guitarbutt?
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>>30550697
Run away, little pony!
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>>30550781
Silky Strings, a cultist gate keeper whose job was just to seal the door and keep it sealed until end of her shift. Because it only can be barred from inside.
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>>30543705
Anon is one lucky green dude.
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>>30549872
Everyone wants to bone anon. Except Luna, who just wants belly rubs. How adorable!

What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
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>>30541357
YYou mean you don't all look like Savjz? Feelsbadman.
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>>30543639
your disclaimer has a lot of errors. im not sure how much it matters. if i knew any legal rhetoric id correct it for you.
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>>30551685
it's a work in progress.
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>>30549903
>noses.png
>not aggressive nuzzling.png
>not boop2 electric boopaloo.png
I like you Pencils, but you really need to work on your memes.
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>>30549872
Fluttershy's muzzle has a piece of background on top of the mouth.

I don't mind you taking a bit more time if you've got a lot on your plate. I'd hate to see you rush.
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>>30550697
she makes the Sweetie Belle boredom move
thats cute
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>>30536523
Every day, I can feel my lehg!
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>>30529505
Seconding
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>>30549848
Oh, it's a fine episode by modern MLP standards, in that it probably takes away from the setting more than it adds, but is otherwise watchable.

We reveal that Celestia has never raised the moon before. Weird, I know, but she makes a thing of it and announces how much easier it is than she thought it would be. Probably the writer didn't know Celestia ruled without Luna for a thousand years. Then it turns out Luna doesn't do anything except decorate the palace with lavender and then fart around in pony dreams. Luna claims ponies will go insane without her intervention, but she's obviously lying because, again, she was gone for a thousand years and everyone was fine.

Celestia's day consists of petty ceremonial errands, and I think she has an hour or two where she mediates conflicts between lobbyists. Not to pass laws, but just to get them to agree with each other behind doors, which seems counter-intuitive since that's illegal in most western countries since all they'd agree on is to screw the general public. I mean they DO still do that in western nations, it's just that they have to create a bunch of flimsy pretenses to pretend they aren't colluding or to not officially collude by strict black letter laws.

Then in the season 7 opener we learned Celestia didn't really know Nightmare Moon was coming back and that whole thing was sheer dumb luck. Celestia just wanted to hook Twilight up with some super special pony friends.
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>>30552983
>Then in the season 7 opener we learned Celestia didn't really know Nightmare Moon was coming back and that whole thing was sheer dumb luck.
I take issue with this, she looked at the moon and then said she had to send Twilight away, this was meant to heavily imply the reason for it.
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>>30553003
I think the reason she felt she had to send Twilight away was because Twilight had gotten into a rut where she shut herself in her study and didn't come outside, so she needed a shake up from the norm and a job that made her interact with other ponies.
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>>30553022
Well, both are assumptions that only the writers can clear up, has anyone asked?
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>>30553031
It wouldn't matter, would it? I thought that show has come to have so little direction that the writers can contradict each other. There's not really an official or consistent writing staff, so they write whatever and it's whatever. That has to be why Celestia made a big deal about raising the moon even though she's presumably done it 365,000 times before.
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>>30543639
So who is doing the raping? Eros is the one mind controlling, but ponies are the ones being forcefull.

This comic discuss the topic of rape drugs.
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>>30553043
Well, all those previous times, she had to do it followed or preceeded by the much larger sun, the difference this time is that she only had that one sole job to do and that was what she was commenting on.
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>>30552983
>Probably the writer didn't know Celestia ruled without Luna for a thousand years.

That's entirely plausible. There are rumors that the production staff goes through writers like a McDonald's goes through surly teenage cashiers with purple hair, and no one's even required to watch an episode before actually writing one any more.

We saw this in Season 6, with Glimglam and her time-travel scheme to humiliate Purpledrank instead of doing something a logical supervillainess would do, like preventing her arch-foe's parents from meeting in the first place. Celestia had ruled alone for over a thousand years, and somehow defeated all the bad guys herself, or at least had other "faithful students" along the way to help her out. She held things together and kept her country safe for a period of time that--well, look at Europe a thousand years ago, as an example. Imagine one country in Europe, even just a little tiny one, staying as safe and livable as Equestria has, since before the Norman Conquest, without getting invaded and wiped out by any other power. That would be an astonishing feat, even for a magical living immortal god-queen--and Equestria seems to be in a much more dangerous world than we live in, what with the constant monster invasions and such. This is leaving aside that there is also time-travel magic, and Glimglam is basically a Timelord with a TARDIS built into her horn, and she's crazy and has a grudge--that is game-breaking, setting-breaking, and world-breaking.

But after ten centuries of great competence, suddenly, just in the past few years, we see that when Sunbutt is, in the alternate timelines, no longer able to fix stuff by applying the Purple Solution ("Unicorn! Apply directly to the forehead!"), everything immediately goes completely to shit in the worst possible way every single time and she can't fix anything or win a fight without Twilight Sparkle to do it all for her. This stretches plausibility. Yes, I know, kids' show.
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>>30543639
>Eros force the emotion of attraction and love upon the ponies

>all of them automatically resolve to rape

This isn't how it works, Pencils. Unless you somehow take away their awareness, they should have been able to control themselves.
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>>30553067
I believe he said 'magically inspired orgy' not 'magically inspired love', that's Cadence's shtick, which makes me wonder what the fuck she's even doing at this moment.
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>>30553067
Godly magic overrides free will, perhaps. If Eros is a Greek God, he can do stuff like that--and will, just for shits and giggles. Greek myth is full of the Gods doing far worse things because they were in a snit. Aphrodite destroyed a city because one drunk guy at a wedding party said the bride was as pretty as Aphrodite and the latter was offended by the comparison.

Also, belly rubs. I've wanted to give Woona a belly rub since Season 1.
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>>30549872
DELETE!!!!!!!
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>>30553067

Seems like Eros is more like a god of lust than love.
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>>30553067
>magically inspired orgy until death
>by motherfucking Eros the god of sexual attraction
>not expecting it to be rape
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>>30553092
>not getting the economy size
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>>30553058
>Maybe Celestia was just really tired all the 365,000 other times she raised the moon
Or maybe she was really lazy, and in all that time she never once tried to do anything with the stars or the moon because you can't really see them when the sun is out anyway. Being incompetent seems consistent with Celestia's characterization, and having nothing meaningful to do seems consistent with Luna.
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>>30553237
We see the moon in the sky in S1E1 and S1E2, first with the "Mare in the Moon" face on it, then without, so she raised it at least once.

Also, ponies seem to recognize the moon and know what it is, which I assume they wouldn't if it had been missing for centuries.
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>>30553237
Or maybe you're a faggot.

Heh heh heh, I got you good, didn't I?
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>>30553257
Hey retard. Can I ask a serious question?

Where do you think the moon and stars go during the day in the real world?

I'd like for you to answer that and then re-read your rebuttal and see if it still makes sense.
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>>30550697
Thanks, have a meem
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>>30553302
And since i m never sure which order the words should be then have another version
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>>30553311
>Celestia holding onto his arm
Too cute.
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>>30553237
>she never once tried to do anything with the stars or the moon because you can't really see them when the sun is out anyway.

Cool story, bro.
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>>30553353
Specifically depends on the angle of the moon relative to the planet and the sun. If Celestia hasn't touched the moon in a thousand years, it could very easily not be at a visible position during the day and she'd never have to raise or lower it.
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>>30553317
But she a lewd pone, lewd poners cant be cute
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>>30553404
From an obnoxious point of view they're all lewd and none of them are cute in that case. Doesn't matter if you think they're lewd personally. A hundred fetish generals disagree.
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>>30553289
Not that anon, but you have a serious problem between your ears.
Are you discarding the lore of the show and claim Luna/Celestia doesn't raise anything?
Wtf has the "real world" to do with anything so far in Equestria?

The shitty inconsistensies in S7 requires a retard to write and an idiot to defend.
I think you may be a writer for the show, since you're both.
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>>30553443
I'm not defending season 7. I'm saying that for Celestia's comments to be consistent she'd have to have never raised the moon in a thousand years, and if you think about it, that's entirely possible if you assume Celestia is lazy and useless - and let's be frank, we've seen her be lazy and useless most of the time. All it would take is for the moon to be set at a specific angle and there you go. Whenever Celestia raises the sun, it makes the stars and moon very difficult to see so they may as well be lowered.

This additionally, amusingly, has the added effect of making Luna worse than useless because none of her jobs contributed anything or ever meant jack. They didn't need her in dreams, they didn't need her to move the moon around, and they certainly didn't need her coming back with her world-destroying Tantabus.
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>>30553404
>he hasn't heard of cutelewd
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>>30553366
Only we've seen it at night in the past. Headcanon ruined.
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>>30529425
That escalated quickly...
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>>30553067

Eros is literally the god of SEXUAL attraction, not romantic love. The modern Cupid is a much tamer thing, he was the guy made you want to bend that girl over the nearest fence and fuck, not woo her with chocolates and a nice dinner.
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>>30553566
Anon. Listen. You poor, poor, slow, very slow person. If the moon is not visible during the day, that does not mean the moon is nowhere on the horizon. The stars are still there and the moon is still there. Just like in real life.
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>>30553462
>I'm saying that for Celestia's comments to be consistent
>to be consistent
>consistent

I think we've found the problem.

There is no continuity. It's a free-for-all. See also "multiple choice past" at TVtropes, except that it results from writers just not caring enough to do their homework instead of being a deliberate aesthetic choice.

This has been going on since Season 2. Remember "Luna Eclipsed?" nu-Luna, the taller, sexier replacement for S1's Woobie Woona, shows up in Ponyville for the Nightmare Night celebration. Which is a sorta Halloween-ish harvest festival, sorta, I guess, except it revolves around the legend of Nightmare Moon.

Only, it is canon, in S1E1, that after a thousand years Nightmare Moon isn't even a memory. It's an obscure legend that only Purplesmart knows about, because she's had her nose in a book since she was old enough to walk. When NMM crashes the Summer Sun celebration, nobody in Ponyville--nobody but Purpledrank, Knower of Obscure Stuff--even KNOWS WHO THE FUCK SHE IS.

Since Larson and Faust left the show it's been a free-for-all. Continuity? What's that?
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>>30553702
You extremely slow, Anon, you. Luna was blocking the sun when she became nightmare moon, during the day.
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>>30553741
Her butt wasn't THAT big. Celestia's the one who lives on cake.

>in b4 "that's no moon!"
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>>30553734
>Normal people don't remember the Celts that well, still they celebrate Halloween every year
really make you think
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>>30552983
>We reveal that Celestia has never raised the moon before
To be fair, that's just what you're reading into it. It's an easy conclusion and I was also a bit bothered by it, but she does say "Moon raised. It's even easier than raising the Sun", which doesn't necessarily mean she has never done it (at least in my understanding), and considering she was being very snarky at that moment anyways, it could very well just be her smugly pointing that out. I do think it should've been phrased differently to make clear that's what they mean and this is annoying.

>Luna claims ponies will go insane without her intervention
I don't remember a general statement like this, just her commenting on the specific case of Starlight's nightmare.

>Celestia didn't really know Nightmare Moon was coming back and that whole thing was sheer dumb luck
>ominous looking at the moon scene
>"special group of fillies"
I don't know man, I think these can be read as some heavy implications

I do agree that Lewis and Songco sometimes have a slightly too loose usage of canon in their episodes which leads to moments like these.
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>>30553734
>Since Larson and Faust left the show it's been a free-for-all
Good thing that Luna Eclipsed, written by Larson, was one of the episodes in S2 that Faust had the most input on (and she did at least some work on all of the S2 episodes).
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I have no idea what's going in the story but Pencils sure draws some cute ponies. That is all.
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>>30553950
That's the only real reason to enjoy it, for the pictures. You can blot out all the speech bubbles and put your own dialogue in it to make it far more appealing, which I recommend. Just better that way.
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>>30529425
>http://imgur.com/a/7fQMi
What the fuck, who puts so much effort into a fanfic
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>>30554135
Someone who wants to get paid. Gotta admire that
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>>30554135
Pencils, that's who. That's why he's our hero.
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>>30554135
there is literally nothing wrong with that
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>>30553741
Be honest with me. Anon, are you diagnosed with a mental deficiency? Or maybe you're six?

During the day when the sun comes out, the earth's atmosphere diffracts light and makes the sky look blue. This diffraction also makes it difficult to see astral bodies, like the stars or the moon. Other environmental factors like smog or haze can make it additionally difficult to see astral bodies.

In clear skies out in the country, it's often possible to see the moon during the day for about six hours, because it's been up there in the sky and didn't go anywhere. However, this depends on the angle of the moon relative to the horizon. There are plenty of times during the day when it's either not possible or at least very difficult to see the moon in broad daylight.

So if the moon were lowered to such an angle, then whenever Celestia raised the sun, the moon would be basically invisible. So would the stars. So there'd be no reason to lower any of the night's astral bodies since they're just plain not visible anyway.

Are you following all this shit they teach the rest of us in first grade or are you still confused?
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>>30554236
I find it amusing that you're jumping through this many hoops to justify your headcanon.
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>>30554259
It's possible without stretching the imagination and it's fucking funny if you don't need the entire joke carefully explained to you! Welcome to how we used to think of the show back in the good ol' days before pony ass was considered peak discussion!
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>>30553789
It's worse than that.

Imagine that every year in autumn there was a holiday festival called Hitler Day, to commemorate Hitler the Talking Blue Horse who tried to take over the world. People put up Hitler Day decorations with Hitler's face on them. There are statues of Hitler where you leave sacrifices of candy so that Hitler won't eat your babbies.

Then one day during a summer holiday, SHAZAM! In a flash of light, there's a blue talking horse! And the blue talking horse says "YO WHAT UP I'M BACK! It's me, Hitler! Bow down and obey, worms!"

And everybody there says "what? Who the fuck are you supposed to be? Hitler who?" Nobody says "oh shit nigger that's Hitler." NOBODY even knows who it is.

If you are watching this, and you recall last year's Hitler Day festival about, oh, say, eight months ago, you're standing upright already and saying "Oh come on, am I taking crazy pills?"
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>>30554646
>Hitler Day Festival makes a complete mockery of Hitler and everything he stood for
>Hitler returns after a thousand years, long after he's been commercialized and sold in every corner shop as a wicked porcelain parody of himself
>Demands to be taken seriously and starts his take over in Nowhere, Kansas
Honestly this is the funniest contextualization I've heard for Luna's return in a long time. It'd be like if the Wicked Witch of the West showed up and declared herself empress of Nebraska.
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>>30552983
>Then in the season 7 opener we learned Celestia didn't really know Nightmare Moon was coming back and that whole thing was sheer dumb luck.

How did you get that from Celestia knowing that Twilight needed friends? She even looks at the moon when she's trying to make an excuse to keep her in Canterlot instead of sending her away.
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>>30555157
You could think of that as retrospect, though. Like at first Celestia wasn't sure if she should send Twilight away, but then Luna came back and justified everything but being the silly antagonist she was.

I feel like the symbolism counts less when everyone is talking about something that already happened. It's ascribing significance after the fact. Why would Celestia be uncertain if she knew her sister was coming and using Twilight was the one and ONLY plan she had?
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>>30555217
>Why would Celestia be uncertain if she knew her sister was coming and using Twilight was the one and ONLY plan she had?

Cause she can't see the future and not every plan succeeds flawlessly? I think most criticisms about these episodes come from people assuming Celestia was perfect and a keikaku master.
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>>30555244
>Cause she can't see the future

I thought Celestia was in fact able to get prophetic visions. She knew in advance exactly what the Mane 6's cutie marks would be, for example. She does in fact see the future, just not consistently or in a manner she can control.

Which isn't so weird. Pinkie Pie seems to be receiving messages from the future, in violation of causality, pretty much continuously.
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>>30555244
>>30555287
Faust suggested that she could MAYBE be slightly clairvoyant, but she wanted to avoid nailing down the scope of Celestia's power.

But since Celestia has been defeated by every villain in the show now, and in an infinite number of timelines she's helpless without Twilight, I'm not sure if it's realistic to say she can see the future. Because if so, she was only able to do it that once, and it hasn't done her a whole lot of good since.

The only time it seems like anyone brings it up is when people discuss Nightmare Moon in the context of the season 7 opener, usually in response to the question "Did Celestia not have a real plan?"
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>>30555321
>But since Celestia has been defeated by every villain in the show now, and in an infinite number of timelines she's helpless without Twilight, I'm not sure if it's realistic to say she can see the future.

You have to wonder how she kept the magic-powered trains running on time for almost a thousand years between NMM's banishment and the birth of Twilight Sparkle, if she is THAT incompetent and THAT helpless.

Not saying that what we see in the show doesn't make her look very, very bad, but to me it's not logical. It's just another enormous, gaping plot hole in a show made of them, one that has engaging characters, good voice acting, beautiful animation, and enough gags to keep us watching anyway.
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>>30555321
>But since Celestia has been defeated by every villain in the show now, and in an infinite number of timelines she's helpless without Twilight, I'm not sure if it's realistic to say she can see the future.
That's just mary sue-ism that runs rampant in little girls cartoons.
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>>30555345
It's possible that everything outside of Ponyville is dumber than the ponies are. Most other races are treated that way. Pinkie shows up to Griffonstone and then tells them they have an attitude problem causing their poverty, and at least Gilda is weirdly thankful for the criticism.

I know that there are few ancient civilizations that lasted for a thousand years, but imagine you can magically grow crops in the desert so food is never scarce, and the most organized foe outside your lands is less numerous than you and not much smarter than teenagers at the best of times.
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>>30555157
She literally said that she knew NMM was coming in the second episode.
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>>30555367
So, this conga-line of magical supervillains that mop the floor with Celestia over and over and over, this is a one-time thing that happened just once, in ten centuries? They were just really, really lucky for, say, call it 980 years, and suddenly everything went to shit for them?

I've said it earlier in this thread. Imagine a hypothetical country in Europe that's had a stable government and society since before William the Conqueror invaded England, and that in all this time, they've never been successfully invaded, never been wiped out by their neighbors, or absorbed. Even if it is run by an immortal magical god-queen, that is a feat of statecraft that's at least as impressive as her magic. Now imagine that she did this in a world vastly more dangerous than our own, one with dragons and insane chaos gods and literal demons that can possess you, doppleganger-vampire-bug-things that can impersonate the one you love and suck magic out of you, and worse. I am tremendously impressed by her and would like to ask her to consider running for President.

But suddenly, it all fell apart, because 25 years ago the syphilis she caught from Starswirl the Bearded finally breached her magically potent blood-brain barrier and started munching on her frontal lobes, I guess, and she stopped protecting her people and started playing goofy games in public with people who were trying to serve her tea.

I guess they're really lucky that Purpledrank was born at just the right time to take over from Celestia, who can spend her declining years in a cell, with a fishing pole and a bucket of water, thinking she's on a fishing trip, like Al Capone. It's an amazing coincidence.
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>>30555415
>They were just really, really lucky for, say, call it 980 years, and suddenly everything went to shit for them?

Why not? We don't know anything that happened in that 1,000 year gap. Assuming it had as many problems as the present is faulty.
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>>30555386
Did you mean to respond to me? Cuz I'm not saying she didn't know.
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>>30555287
>She knew in advance exactly what the Mane 6's cutie marks would be, for example.

Refresh my memory? I don't remember that.
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>>30555454
Agreeing with you? I know it doesn't happen on this site often, but it does happen.
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>>30555439
Well, they're all still alive by S1E1. Either Celestia was competent, and was able to keep her country together and her people safe, for almost a thousand years--or she's been a ditz all this time, and the only reason they're all still alive was that nothing bad happened until after Mary Sue-parkle was born and old enough to go on adventures to save the world. The Monster of the Week was polite enough not to show up until the Prophesied One was old enough to oppose and defeat it, in other words, sort of like those mooks in martial arts movies who wait for our hero to whip off his sports jacket and flex his muscles for the camera, form a line and attack the hero one at a time instead of dogpiling him at the outset.

Or both--she was on the ball for ten centuries, but now she holds the Idiot Ball so that Purplesue can look good.
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>>30555321
>in an infinite number of timelines she's helpless without Twilight

...and her friends. I feel like people forget that just to hate on her.

>>30555477
Or it's a work of fiction and Celestia, a background character, being hyper-competent would prevent any kind of conflict for the main characters that isn't SoL.
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>>30555539
>Or it's a work of fiction

Narrative requires a certain logic, does it not?

Saying "she has run a country quite successfully for a thousand years despite being an incompetent ditz because this is the story of Mary Sue" is my objection.

Good fantasy fiction must work as fiction. Unless it's completely over-the-top satire or comedy you can't really do that kind of thing without throwing the reader out of the story.

Good science fiction has to be good fiction first. Good Western fiction has to be good fiction first. When plot point after plot point hinges on the Galactic Emperor who has for centuries successfully defended and protected his people being a moron who has to be saved over and over again by a teenage girl, that's a Mary Sue story. Saying "But this is the Story of Mary Sue, not the story of the Emperor" doesn't make it better.
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>>30555586
I don't disagree with you, but I'm curious what your thoughts are on why Celestia seems so incompetent, in-universe reasoning I mean.
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>>30555645
I think you have to actually chalk it up to bad and inconsistent writing. It's very difficult to explain your way out of it. Or you have to assume Equestria has had ups and downs. The golden ages are those where someone steps in and does Celestia's dirty work, and the recessions are when Celestia is managing by herself.
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>>30555586
>Mary Sue

You really love that word don't you?

>Saying "she has run a country quite successfully for a thousand years despite being an incompetent ditz because this is the story of Mary Sue" is my objection.

You seem like you can only accept extremes here. Either she was dumb and lucky or that she was omnipotent. Maybe consider the middle road where she is competent enough to handle regular threats to Equestria but not supernatural beings on the level of Discord, a super-charged Chrysalis and Tirek that required magical artifacts (which she lost use of long ago) or very specific methods to defeat them, all by herself. And accept that in those one thousand years, which is a fraction of how much time Celestia has been alive, that nothing on that level came up and the only reason why the frequency has come up recently is because this is a show and they need big threats and they're not going to do timeskips just to justify it.
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>>30555645
In-universe it makes zero sense and can't be justified. I guess you could go the black humor route and say "Celestia is just a figurehead, it's the bureaucracy that really runs stuff, Celestia just makes the occasional speech or charity appearance and waves at crowds a lot," but even that doesn't explain how all these magical supervillains that got sealed in stone or into Tartarus got there in the first place, because the Associate Minister for Community Relations of the Office of Road Repair sure didn't do it.

You can have Mary Sue stories, I suppose. "Mary Sue Saves the Village." "Mary Sue Defeats the Malodorous Fartbeast." "Mary Sue and the Secret Treasure of Faust." But when you have explicitly set up a nation ruled by a magical god-empress, who has ruled successfully for centuries and successfully defeated lots of superpowered magical baddies, and you suddenly drop her into the stories of Mary Sue as a wailing damsel in distress who has to be rescued constantly--we're in Wall Banger territory. ("The script made a hell of a bang, when I threw it against the wall.")

Yes, I know. Kids' show. You'd think that even then, the writers might have restrained themselves a bit. Is "the Princess has noticed your competence and invites you to work with her more closely" less dramatically compelling or satisfying than "the Princess, who supposedly has vast magical powers and the wisdom of centuries of life to draw on, got tricked again by wacky old Discord, and you had to save her and the world again? Saving her is getting to be a habit, ga-hyuk!" ? And the latter is getting to be a running gag.

I loved Season 1 chessmistress Celestia. I want her back.

>>30555832
Again: "it doesn't make sense, but just accept it because this is a show and we need Mary Sue-parkle to look good" is a restatement of my objection, not an argument against it.
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>>30555872
Yeah well you're a weiner
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>>30555872
Well Celestia has been through at least two "faithful studends" if Sunset Shimmer is anything to go by. Maybe Celestia regularly looks for powerful unicorns and uses them to handle the real problems. In the long past she had Starswirl, and she's been replacing him generation and generation.
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>>30555899
hard to argue with those dubs
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>>30555899
I wish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeFCZ8n6MVU
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>>30555911
Dude...

Nice...
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>>30555911
Oh God not another 9/11
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>>30553404
*brrrptpbrrprptpBBRPFPFPRPTPRTTPTF*
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>>30555872
Okay, you're obviously too blinded by your hateboner. Sorry for wasting our time.
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>>30555971
Out of room to debate the quality of the way the show's being written? Claim the person with the problem has a hateboner. Classic rhetoric, anon.

Not even the person you were talking to, but the guy is complaining that it's awkward to make a god empress and then constantly use her to demonstrate how powerful bad guys are. Once Celestia gets defeated enough, she looks weak. We've never seen her beat anything. We have no idea how strong she is, or if she's actually strong at all. She might not be any more potent than Rarity or Coco for what we've seen.

You can't just dismiss problems with that as "hateboner". Nobody has a boner. It's a legit problem.
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>>30556013
Whoops, I dropped something. Not him, though.
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Just read the entire thing
took about 5 hours
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>>30556013
>Out of room to debate the quality of the way the show's being written? Claim the person with the problem has a hateboner. Classic rhetoric, anon.

I made an argument and instead of addressing any of my points he just rants with "mary-sue, mary-sue, mary-sue!" What am I supposed to do with that?

>Not even the person you were talking to, but the guy is complaining that it's awkward to make a god empress and then constantly use her to demonstrate how powerful bad guys are.

Except she never was a "god empress". People just made that assumption because she is immortal. The fact that she hasn't been shown to do anything that grand is further evidence of that but because it doesn't concide with S1 headcanon, it's bad writing all of a sudden.
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>>30556041
Wasn't there a joke villain in Fairly Odd Parents who was basically Celestia if you believe this screen cap? He was named "the bomb" or something. All he could was get angry and explode. In a nutshell, a useless, detrimental joke that inevitably aided the heroes instead of helping the villains.

I feel like trying to have it both ways and saying Celestia is the strongest but also the most likely to burn her own kingdom to the ground if she uses her power really just seals her in as the weakest alicorn. I mean in that case she HAS to be defeated at every turn or she turns the world to ash.
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>>30556128
That's what I choose to believe anyway, it makes a lot of sense when you look at how pacifistic she is.
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>>30556146
Still doesn't answer the question of how she managed to hold the country together for a thousand years if she can't use her power, though. Unless you really do grant it that villains only started crawling out of the woodwork in the last decade.
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>>30556165
Barring Chrysalis and NMM, all the villains encountered were imprisoned 'ancient evils' from the days when the princesses were kicking around with the elements, I think we can assume no terrible villains poked their heads out that entire time. She also seems big on diplomacy.

Chrysalis and Discord are the only rogue actors we can think of in this case, Chryssy was never imprisoned and Discord had a weakened spell on him for a thousand years that could be broken with something as little as an argument. As unfortunate as it is, I have to say it was plot convenience because otherwise I'd be making a bunch of assumptions with no proof. Except for Chrysalis, it seems she can be beaten with military action and good old paranoia if A Canterlot Wedding is to be used as an example.
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>>30556217
I started to write something about the Changelings, but then I remembered they transformed into princesses recently and stopped because nothing about them actually makes any intuitive sense now.
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Damn Bencils, you got a full thread here.
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>>30553066
Except for Celestia using the EoH to defeat at least one of those opponents. The Elements she no longer has control over. Hmm.

I don't know why some of you sound so matter of fact when you come off as knowing less about the show than the writers.
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About to die, so dont mind me >>30555555
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>>30529425
>saucy but not porn
dropped.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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