Prison time edition
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Friendship is Magic #56 is possibly soon, but Legends of Magic #4 is still storytimed here!
>>30457665
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are still storytimed here!
>>30444953
>>30493055
Previous thread.
>rope
OFFICIAL MOVIE TRAILER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c [Embed]
ToE: The Curse of the Statuettes Showcase still
here!
>>30386843
My Little Pony the Movie Prequel #1 still storytimed here!
>>30406351
Friendship is Magic #55 still storytimed here!
>>30355226
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>30495759
Link for #55 is dead just so you know.
The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23n
https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
Filly got a boob job.
>filly
What is pony prison like?
>loli
>>30495795
I don't know many MLP loli artist butLoli Gabuu by Ookami Uo
Would you surrender to her, MLPG?
>>30495794
Cuddlerape.
>tfw no filly herd
>>30495820
I would be her hoofslave forever.
>>30495820
Easy as pie.
Goodnight MLPG
itty bitty pony
itty bitty boat
>>30495756
>Berseria is great man.
Anon here, how do you deal with the combat system?
Because when I tried the demo of that game, the relative lack of any meaningful things to do in it turned me off of the game despite nice visuals and setting.And I ended up with Neptunia in the end so it's not like I was after some gameplay masterpiece.
>>30495820
I bet she's not even going to be that threating
itty bitty filly
>>30495852
For me Vesperia is the best it's ever been in a Tales game.
I never finished Zestria. I should probably give that one another run. After Berseria
>>30495795
Damn that's cute.
>>30495852
I really liked tales of graces and the combat is similar to that. I think it becomes more interesting when you unlock more artes and I really like playing as Eizen. So I dunno maybe it's just not for you.
Anyway have a nice night Mulpug
>>30495820
IWTCI
Since everyone is sleeping, no one is going to notice if I take one of the fillies to my bed.
Since everyone is sleeping, I'm leaving forever.
I instantly regret what I did to that filly.
And to top it off now she wants breakfast.
>>30495919
>>30495926
>>30495927
oh mlpg, you're the mlpg-iest
expand the pony
>>30495953
can I expand the human instead
Remember if a pony wears a choker she a thot
What are some of the most iconic scenes in the show?
>>30495963
Huge tits are pretty gross.
>>30495963
Maybe the pony could expand the human?
What are some of the most ironic scenes in the show?
>>30495968
I've stopped watching the show entirely.
I just shitpost now.
I've become what I once feared.
>EQG is being pissy that Shatner came over to visit us.
It's like Laurengate all over again!
>>30496002
It's cool dude. I haven't watched the show since /mlp/ was created.
>>30496003
>EQG
>"Shit, 'Equestria Daily?'"
>"Should call that shit 'Equestria GAYLY', nigga."
Has my filly delivery arrived?
THE PONIES MUST FLOW
>>30496066
Yes helo am filley
pls gib hug & pets
>Shameless mares.
>>30496099
Is there any pornography of ponies having a spice orgy with Celestia as a reverend mother?
>>30496104
Ahh good my pony box has arrived!
holder's boulder
>>30496181
Marble's pebble.
You've got stage five fillies.
I'm afraid you only have minutes to boop.
>>30496226
b-boop
IT BEGINS
claim your writefu
i claim NaOH
>>30495820
how many reuploads did this go through to reach the thread?
>>30495820
I'd surrender my asshole to her furious futa fucking
The ponies are gathering to fight the oppressive boops of Anon.
>>30495795
>>30495972
>>30496336
Worth the jail time.
>>30495473
why do people even make gifs
it's 2017 ffs
>>30496346
>>30496349
even
How hard is it to do a rainboom
>>30496378
Not very, I can just fart one out.
>>30495759
>>30495771
>missed a thread and a half while I was out
Wow, what the fuck. I guess I'll just post a cutesea slug
>you thought it was an anime about cute monstergirls and horse pussy, but it was me! /pol/!
Everytime.
At least they all agree that horsepussy are the best.
>>30496378
not very
>didn't even finish the old horse
shame on you all
>>30496439
what anime?
>>30496515
But that's just a magic spell.
>>30496520
Oh shit, he updated again.
>>30496525
Centaur no nayami
>>30496520
It may have gone completely off the rails but you can't deny the man can draw quality horse ass.
>>30496568
At this point the only way it can end satisfactorily is with a giant orgy. And Anon filling Papyra's womb with his seed.
>>30496568
wasn't that always what it was about?
i never read it, but people keep posting pages here so i ASSume
>>30496602
I wonder if he still updates his alternate NSFW blog with lewd versions.
Dance Magic: Cute episode and I liked the song. But Rarity's 'confrontation' was pretty weak, she eats icecream and happens to overhear that the bullies gave up? That's how it gets settled? ok
Movie Magic: dull Scooby-Doo episode. But it was nice to see the girls using magic for smaller tasks, like extra speed and unlocking a door, instead of using magic to go super saiyan like the ending to every Equestria Girls movie, though.
Mirror Magic: probably my favorite out of the three. Former super villains teaming up to fight against the bigger enemy is something I really enjoy, like the season six final. And it was fun to see Sunset as a pony and Starlight as a human, Glimmer on all-fours in public got a good laugh out of me. But to me Juniper just wasn't enthralling as a villain. Even as a monster she wasn't interesting (she grows tall? that's it?).
Nothing amazing but I found it all enjoyable. I just got caught up on these and missed the early discussion. How did you gentlemen feel about the recent Equestria Girls specials?
>>30496650
have yet to watch but screencaps of pony sunset made me smile
>>30496650
It's EqG
Not worth wasting my time with trash
>>30496674
This
>>30496650
Are they short specials or are they full movies?
Punished filly keeps tying balloons to you so she can take you home.
>>30496706
are they already shipped?
>>30496726
They're perfect together.
>>30496671
As well they should.
>>30496734
Touch her
>>30496708
Short specials, just 22 minutes each.
>>30496737
Pony Sunset is cute! Cute!
>>30496741
You better not.
>>30496741
Now she won't stop following you around.
>>30496737
Wait, what? This is canon? I thought this was a fan animation
>>30496760
It's just a Polish bootleg cartoon.
>>30496761
Ah, they also copied the fandoms interpretation of sunset as a pony, so it being a bootleg makes more sense now
I am pony of great significance
It is much pleasure to meet
>>30496854
That artist is really good at drawing them T H I C C
>>30496863
But draws horse hooves like dog paws
Filly is just handing out filly jobs.
>>30496854
>favorite pony cougar barely appears in the show
Feels bad, man.
Ground control to major pone
Ground control to major pone
>>30496914
>not just enchanting a lasso and pulling the moon close to earth
What's wrong with you?
Vampire filly is sad because her teeth are too dull to tear the meat out of your neck.
Pony is being really flirtatious and that's making me super nervous.
Please stop trying to talk to me pony.
Please stop watching me.
>>30496875
her tiny butt excites me so
>>30496875
Why would they have tail holes and mane holes? Wouldn't that just allow radiation to fuck you up, invalidating one of the major strengths of said armor, while also allowing for bullets and shrapnel to go in your butt?
How come most Friendship is Magic merchandise looks like shit? I was thinking about buying some figurines or a plush today but nope.
>>30496976
Some figurines are actually alright
Plushies have ALWAYS been shit though, with the only good ones being custom-made albeit costly
>>30496969
the in-game armor has plenty of gaps in it for articulation, so it was never realistically protective against radiation
it's too small of a hole to really be a problem in terms of ballistic weapons, you'd need totally perfect trajectories to do any harm.
>>30496984
>the in-game armor has plenty of gaps in it for articulation,
That's mainly because Bethesda is incompetent and doesn't give any kind of shit about the game.
And even so some limited protection is better than a hole drilled trough the armor giving access to anything outside to your squishy insides.
>>30496994
>That's mainly because Bethesda is incompetent and doesn't give any kind of shit about the game.
I read on /vg/ some months ago that the presidential train in fallout 4 is literally just an NPC with the head shaped like the train and the body hidden underneath made to run extremely fast.
Bethesda is fucking horrible at videogames.
>>30497003
Honestly that's one of the things that should be praised about them.
They wanted to do something, they realized that their failed abortion of an engine can't handle any type of moving vehicles and came up with an ingenious idea to bypass that restriction instead of just giving up.
Wait, my bad. That's from F3.
>>30497010
good
get out you edgehorse
You think we'll get any real action scenes in the movie?
>>30497015
There's little to praise here.
The company is loaded as fuck and either funnels the profits somewhere else or wastes the budget in some way.
Their engine is an abortion spawned with Oblivion and it was already apparent to anyone it should have stopped there.
But it didn't.
And then they made F3 on it, forced New Vegas on it, made Skyrim in it, botched F4 using that.
And you know what's even more sad? They have a perfect team of engine developers right there in one of their studios. What's left of iD is still keeping up with the rest of the CGI world and making engines for themselves and their games.
>>30497021
>You think we'll get any real action scenes in the movie?
The trailer alone showed a few. Like the one where they hold onto the blades of a windmill as it rolls down the hill.
>>30497025
It was for a DLC. Doubt the DLC team would even have any of the people that work on the engine itself.
And even if they had, like you said, they are so cheap and lazy that they barely made changes since Oblivion, you think they would do anything for a DLC?
>>30496994
No, almost everything about the Fallout post-apocalyptic wasteland is unrealistic, from the flora and fauna to the weather to the radiation hazards to the state of decay for pre-war artifacts. That's not Bethesda's fault, it's just inherent to the game. The purpose of the power armor is to be cool, and it executed its function flawlessly.
>>30497033
Besides the FEV being basically magic when it came in contact with living things, the world made sense.
It's Bethesda fault for going "Yeah it's been 200 years since the nukes but nothing changed and even Fallout 1 who was only 80 years after the bombs had more developed communities and infrastructure than there is in Fallout 3 and 4"
>>30496984
>>30496984
>Pony astronauts would shave their tails
Would they?
I think ponies would, but I imagine they like their tails a little too much to give them up. I think they would wrap them first and put them into some kind of hose-looking thing first. It'd make it look like they have one of those wire antennaes coming out of their butts.
They have been shown to have some degree of finesse with them.
I still think star citizen will save the future of videogames.
>>30497040
Yeah, I just hope my grandchild will live long enough to see it released.
>>30497040
I didn't hear about that yet, was there a trailer or something?
Who's making it?
Whats with the huge amount of spam on derpibooru? There uploading a bunch of old shit
>>30497043
I don't know man, maybe his children's children. But that's kind of a stretch.
>>30497044
alpha 3.0 will come out before the end of the month, have this thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaJx4TdshFA
>>30497051
They added webm support so of course everyone took that as an invitation to repost all the old gifs as webms.
>>30497037
a tail bag would represent a crippling weak point in the suit, they couldn't have it stick out without assuming a huge amount of unnecessary personal risk. plus, if it's wrapped they can't hardly use it any more than a hoof so they gain almost nothing for the price
>>30497058
No, I agree the tail bag idea is shit. Maybe the hose is just as bad.
I guess you're right, wrapped it would be kind of numb and thick I guess.
I guess they could make it work.
...okay, a bunch of short-maned and short-tailed astroponies floating in their spaceship is strangely cute now.
>>30496976
Because they are mostly aimed at little children. You don't give some high-tier figma to a small child because it's expensive, they'll just break it and they don't appreciate the details anyway.
>>30497082Fuckable.
pony shat on your VR dream
>>30496976
The best plushies aren't in the stores.
Some of the figurines aren't bad.
The brushable toys are bad unless you want to spend some time getting the manes right and are willing to give them a one-time haircut.
You want the 2-inch figurines. The blind bags are 'okay'. But the 3-packs are the best as far as paint and show-accurate molds. Or the ones that come in the higher priced sets.
Look around on here: http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/en/htsusa/my-little-pony-htsus-brands-others-mylittlepony
If you want something bigger I suggest the Funko Vinyl figures.
>>30497021
It will have tons of Tempest Shadow butt shots.
>>30497091
But Derpy is pure and not for sexual
>>30497099
I want to rub herbelly
>>30497099
oh man, I used to have that screensaver.
>>30497099
But she has a daughter.
>>30497104
immaculate conception
>>30497110
>Going through the pain of childbirth without the pleasure of sex before.
Shit deal desu.
>>30497099
Derpy is a miracle of life.
Impregnate the mares.
Filly has attached herself to you and won't let go.
Impregnate the mares, you say?
>>30497178
Okay,
NOW I get the appeal.
My dick is ready.
I work for the MPAA and I got an early chance at seeing the movie today. Heres what I quickly remember seeing at the end of the film
>Both Twilights and Tempest airships are battling their way out of an explosive volcano. They finally breach the end of the volcano, barely escaping the blast.
>Tempest Shadow launches herself onto Twilights ship attempting to steer it into the lava
Tempest Shadow:
"If I’m going down, then you're all going with me!"
>Pinkie gets out her party canon, firing a thousand cupcakes at her head. Applejack then throws a rope around Tempest while shes stunned
>Rainbow Dash grabs the rope and initiates a Sonic Rainboom, propelling Tempest Shadow back into the volcano
>Tempest Shadow is standing on the top of the volcano, she charges all her power and fires it at Twilights airship
>Twilight and her friends unleash the magic of friendship at her. There magic forces battles for a few seconds until Tempest finally collapses into the volcano.
Tempest Shadow
"Curse you Twilight Sparkle!! How could you pathetic ponies have possibly defeated me...?!
Twilight Sparkle
"Funny, your friend said the exact same thing."
Tempest Shadow
"What...?!"
Twilight Sparkle
"You might not care about your friends like most ponies do, Tempest. But think of it this way: We're giving you a chance to make it up to him... in hell!
>100 explosions go off in the volcano
>>30497192
Just like in my Chinese cartoons!
I will protect the filly with my life.
>>30497219
Wait, where did the filly go???
She found your filly folder
>>30497230
So? There's nothing in there but regular filly pics
https://derpibooru.org/1483846
Wait, when did William Shatner visit mlp?
>>30497253
I like this one better
https://derpibooru.org/1480936
https://derpibooru.org/740765
Remember to have a good day MULPUG
>>30497266
>I know our foals are going to be awesome and way cuter than Applejack's
>>30497277
I wish I could, but my ISP blocked 4chan so I have to phonepost. Never a good start to a day.
>>30497280
That's exactly what she would say during sex and you know it.
>>30497277
don't tell me what to do
>>30497264
Yesterday. He made a tweet about only seeing crude insults and zoophilia and then he posted a screencap from this thread referring to him as the 89yo who played a role in Star Trek.
>>30497281
For me it's the other way around, my phone's provider is range banned.
>tfw no shitposting while taking a shit
Whats the most badass moment from the show?
>>30497283
I agree to disagree
>>30497283
>sex is just a competition with AJ for her
That's kind of insulting. Stupid dyke.
>>30497290
Some scene from the Tirek fight probably
>>30497281
Phoneposting isn't that bad if your phone can hold at least a few of your pony folders and if not you can always have find finding new pics to post on DB
>>30497284
Please have a good day?
>>30497299
I'm liking these positive vibes.
>start browsing a "general" on another board
>it hits bump limit and dies
>3 hours later, still no new thread
>not sure if it's against their board culture to just make them continuously so I don't just want to make a new one
>>30497299
if only writing on a phone screen wasn't such a pain in the ass
I really want them to take the large next step and revolutionize the handling of smartpones. It's the one thing where they really fucking suck so far imo. Otherwise they could probably even replace my laptop for a lot of things by now.
>>30497310
Writing on a phone is hard?
How?
I'm doing it right now.
>>30497299
I will do whatever I want with my day. you dont own me
>>30497311
It's very slow and imprecise when compared to a proper keyboard. At least in my opinion, it takes me way longer to type something on the screen.
>>30497304
I'm liking that positive Scootalooand she's already succeeded at her goal
>>30497310
>writing on a phone screen wasn't such a pain in the ass
You just gotta get used to it. But no one is going to call you out for a typo here and there unless your phone is just weird.
>>30497313
Can you at least do me one favorpost cute Trixies
>>30497316
Maybe you just have giant thumbs. It's not full finger keyboard fast but it's at least 30 wpm for me, fast enough. Don't be afraid to use the auto-complete words.
>>30497319
now thats somthing i can always do
>>30497322
I do have pretty large hands. Also autocomplete kind of fucks me over because I keep changing between languages too often.
Might be that it just sucks for me and is better for others, but that doesn't help me much. So I will wait for them to take the next step after voice control, whatever that might be.
edgehorse is ugly and boring
look at this cute motrher fucker
>>30497299
The problem is, I wasn't prepared for my ISP to go all Kim Jong-un on me, so I don't ha e any pics saved on my phone. Probably should've seen it coming as they have been messing with my speeds lately. If only i weren't stuck in burgerland, where small towns have only one ISP and the 1% have no taxes while the working class have to give up the clothes on their backs.
>>30497326
Wish I could stick around for the cute Trixies, but have this one in return.When I get back you better be having a good day, anon.
remember that time Micheal Jordan came to MLPG
>>30497281
Use your phone as a hotspot and browse from your computer normally until you want to post something, switch to your phone's connection, post, and go back to your normal connection.
>>30497335
every day is a good day with trixie
Remember when a filly came to MLPG and we made her cry?
>>30497345
Good, it'll toughen her up.
Remember when Lauren Faust came to MLPG and said Pinkie Pie was best pony and declared Marker canon?
>>30497345
All I did was say her bow could be bigger
dab
dab
double dab
Yolo
yolo
dab
yolo
>>30497341
That's clunky and I have a very limited amount of data as it is. Otherwise I would totally do that.
New trailer soon.
>>30497362
Hope it's better than the last one
Why can't I stop thinking about cute fillies?
Is there any good Applejack lewd greens, besides Applejack Season?
>>30497367
Why would you want to?
>Today is National Swimming Pool Day
>>30497391
I miss Twist.
⟸ This is a cleverly disguised horse
>>30497392
trixie is ready
>>30497399
Wow anon, so is this!
>>30497426
Starlight's been reading the instant messaging book. She wants to experience high school human dick too.
>>30497426
This crap needs to be banned so hard
>>30495820
>>30496312
>all that compression
Anon, please
>>30497445
No.
Fuck you, and fuck drampf
>>30497407
Rabadas is my favorite pon
>>30497486
Ramadan is a terrible horse.
>>30497469
He'll build a wall…
…well, after making an ass of himself on Twitter again
>Y-you want to do what with me?
Recently, certain colts, talking about the Filly spitball issue, have been exaggerating and giving prominence to the so-called pony responsibility theory," pony said. "I think this either shows lack of a full, correct knowledge of the issue, or there are ulterior motives for it, trying to shift responsibility."
>>30497501
Start a political debate
>>30497494
If only that webm was real...
Stupid pony. You made me look bad.
>>30497493
Don't you talk about Rebadon that way
>>30497518
Each pony is responsible for their own actions.
Pegasai would have less issues with the guards if they weren't involved in criminal activity as often as they are.
>>30497545
Don't scare the pony.
>>30497572
go to bed nonymous
>>30497576
Try again.
And you don't have an argument against it, do you?
yes
substituting horse words to global politics is not pony related
it's shitposting
>>30497362
what are the quotes on them fucking up the shadows again?
>>30497592
You call it shitposting, I call it roleplaying.
Pony was reaching.
>>30497582
Shit you must be right. Well at least you didn't post a smug pony face or I'd really be up the creek.
>>30497426
Glimmer seems like the most normal of all the pones.
>>30497592
Atleast it's not 30 posts of"Ok, I'm going now, seriously, no really, guys, wont be hearing from me for a while, sorry, really."For a change.
>>30497608
That was a little funny though. Granted if it happened frequently it would be terrible but it was only for a few days.
>>30497608
You had to bring him up.
Always take appropriate steps to pony-proof your home before bringing one inside
>>30497640
You mean like keep her in a sound proof room with magic inhibiting locks on the doors?
>>30497652
that might be excessive
swim with the mares
>>30497665
but I heard they pee in the pool
>>30497659
That's gay, bro, I want REAL fillies.
Not some cheeto fingered neckbeards pretending to be fillies.
>>30497673
if that's all you had to work with though, would you really say no?
I'd have to think about it
where the FUCK is gloomy
>>30497699
Grinding levels.
>>30497706
>"What's the problem, Anonymous?"
>"I mean c'mon, I did my 6 hours community service and the restitution to the victims was smoothed over by Princess Twilight."
>"It's not like a weather factory is irreplaceable either, gosh."
>>30497722
>ponies with panties
someone's bee playing too many weeb games
>>30497706
>>30497725
I can't imagine hating something so much that I save images of it just to shitpost about it.
speaking of, FUCK twist
>>30497809
Wow, maybe get those sensitivities checked.
I just think it's a fun thing; Dash being so non-chalant about it.
>>30497809
the Dash is a terrorism meme is always good for a few (you)s here when I'm hungry
Run Lyra Run
>>30497819
she would rather dance
>>30497818
To be fair she was a moron and her plan was incredibly stupid, affected towns of ponies and fucked up the factory.
I doubt she could have done everything more wrong.
>>30497823
That's what I love about it, she literally killed hundreds of ponies and pissed off Celestia and all her friends, every one in town hates her now. None of the other mane six ponies ever did anything to hurt the other ponies in town.
>>30497821
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1499789414857.gif&v=K0tXhd7u56k
>>30497831
I feel like something a little slower would be better
Filly Driver
>>30497841
this just leads to filly accidents
>>30497841
I can't fit into a red & yellow playskool car, Filly.
>>30497828
Well Twilight did in MMC by casting the spell which led to Rarity giving ponies frostbite over their sunburns which sounds incredibly horrifying and painful.
>>30497835
I'd make the gif faster if I could.
https://youtu.be/o5oCLKFbPwA
>>30497850
ha I knew I recognized that stupid dance from somewhere
They should make an episode where Rarity just stares at food every time everyone else is eating.
we jigglin?
>>30497872
but why
>>30497885
you can't date another mare, Fluttershy
>>30497885
I am convinced that you can ship Rarity with anyone but Twilight and it will be perfect.
>>30497896
what's wrong with that one?
>>30497809
>FUCK twist
I miss Twist. I want her to come back so I don't have to look at Zipporwhill anymore.
>>30497896
Fuck you Anon
>>30497896
Wrong.
The one I see working the least is probably Rarity with Pinkie.
>>30497902
I don't actually hate her, I was just joking a bit
I don't like her mane style, but that's about it
>>30497899
Twilight is a very ugly mare and Rarity can do better.
>>30497905
>Forgetting Rarity catch me
>Forgetting the Indian pony episode
>Forgetting that one time they tried to help Butterfly
>The whole episode where Rarity spent time with Pinkie's sister just to help her out.
Pinkity is great and if you can't see then you are blind
>>30497909
Oh yeah, and also the ride home after "Rarity catch me" which made Rarity want to kill Dash for leaving her alone with Pinkie.
I'm not saying it wouldn't work at all, but it's the least likely choice for me.
>>30497909
but Twilight is a very pretty pony
>>30497907
I love her mane. I want to touch it.
>>30497924
it just looks frumpy and dirty to me
>>30497921
Well you postedthe best Rarishipso you can't be too bad.
>>30497922
Nigga don't fucking lie to me.
>>30497896
this
best pony
>>30497931
sticks and stones may break her bones but words can actually be dangerous too because magic exists
>>30497938
Best pony. Best businesswoman. Best sister.
>>30497945
are those 2 horses going to make sweet mare love
>>30497961
Obviously.And it's going to be magical
>>30497965
I thought I told you no more cookies, they're making your butt big
>>30497965
Yeah, why stop at one, fatass, just eat the whole fucking bag
Stupid worthless piss colored do-nothing piece of shit
>>30496969
>>30496984
No, the hole itself is fine. And if it's strictly radiation, then the air and dock don't really matter.
You don't really stop gamma radiation. It penetrates through anything you could wear. But ANY mass you put between you and the emitter is going to help proportional to the mass. More is always better, but you can't really have enough to fully protect you. Instead of their straight-up damage reduction, it's more like a percentage with diminishing returns. Which is why the rad-suit is fucking bullshit and made the glowing sea a joke.
Alpha radiation is gets blocked by your skin. You need heavy clothing to protect from Beta radiation.
But people don't wear those gas-masks for nothing, and the idea of having your mane and tail flowing out of your armor is a HORRIBLE idea when talking about nuclear war, because of fallout. Fallout is the radioactive material that gets thrown into the air and FALLS OUT of the sky, lingering over everything as dust and ash. Stir up the dust after a nuclear accident, breath in the stuff, and suddenly those alpha emitters are on the inside and your skin isn't saving you anymore. So little miss magestic mane goes trotting through some fallout and she needs to shave off her mane and bury it as toxic waste once she's done.
BUT this is 200 year later. Pft, the worry of fallout is over. That shit has a half-life of days to decades.
>>30497033
>No, almost everything about the Fallout post-apocalyptic wasteland is unrealistic
Mostly. Yeah. It played on a lot of misinformation both from the 50's ironically, and the 90's because they legit didn't know.
>>30497033
>The purpose of the power armor is to be cool,
Mostly, although the military IS experimenting with exo-suits. Helps them carry shit and march for hours.
>>30497985
Whoa man, what did Fluttershy ever do to you?
She just wants to have picnics and watch her Neighponese cartoons with you.
>>30497985
>>30497990
Don't apologize to him Fluttershy. He just can't see how cool you are.
>>30497965
>>30496820
>>30497994
but yesterday you said she was hot
which is it already?
>>30498016
She's a cool pony that is also very hot. Just not a fan of her mane and tail style.
>>30497036
>Besides the FEV being basically magic when it came in contact with living things, the world made sense.
Other than the miniaturization of nuclear power plants, laser weapons, plasma weapons, radiation weapons, how all mines have innate proximity sensors (with an obvious off-switch, apparently), two-headed cows, large roaches, monster flies, monster mosquitoes, monster... whatever death-claws are supposed to be, bottle-caps as a monetary system, the expiration dates of food-stuffs, how no-one but the protagonist knows how to pick locks in the past 200 years, the longevity of those nuclear batteries, hovering robots, really well-preserved bones, oh and ghouls in general, everything is "rusty" instead of "rusted away", S.A.T.S. (although they do have gun-mounted aim-helpers), the magical IFF red-is-dead, the sheer amount of inventory the character has at any point in time, the fact that bullets don't have weight, and I especially like how everyone that's labeled a raider is obviously a bad person while the main character gets all their shit through murder and scavenging.
I want to cum inside Grubber.
This is Storn King's only cuminsideable minion
>>30498084
He looks like a character right out of Lilo and StitchI bet he's going to have some kind of rivalry with Spike or something and it will be terrible
>>30498084
No you don't.
>>30498108
Holy fuck, there are starving foals in Zebrica right now and you can't even stop shoveling junk into your gullet for half a second can you?
>>30498088
Still hasn't one me over yet. The new trailer better show her doing something cool.
>>30498129
Pls stop bullying Fluttershy
>>30498129
>>30498109
Yes I do.
>>30498147
This thing freaks me out and he is not sexy at all
Grubber will steal our fillies.
>>30498159
Did you find ponies sexy at first?
>>30498159
he's basically cartoon danny devito
>>30498166
The first pony I saw was Rarity so I'm going to have to say yes.
Reminder to all;
Today is 7/11
It's free slurpee day
rararararararararararararararara
>>30498218
Batman!
Did everyone in MLPG just go to 7/11 or something?
>>30498250
Fuck yeah we did
>>30498250
It's the middle of the day in burgerland. Most amerifat anons are off working or taking a nap.
Oh my
>>30498263
I want to rub my dick all over those bellies.
>>30498263
Fuck yeah.Lily Lace is so pretty
>>30498263
I want to take those maresto the gym
>>30498270
>superior fluttershy
>like
>literally
>I can't even
>>30498218
>>30498286
>Not like valley girls
I bet you didn't think Clover was the best girl either.
>>30498299
>>30498319
I bet she's designed some see-thru panties
I just spent the entire day playing Dota
And you know what I realized?
This cartoon is worthless
My time spent watching this show is worthless
I got excited, stressed and even mad, all for some deformed badly-animated ponies on a screen
My dopamine went up, but it doesn't mean shit
I am nothing but a mindless, degenerate, slowly wasting his precious time on earth
>>30498319
She could design circles around you
oky i fucked up my shitp[ost
rofl i feel stupid kinda
>>30498338
Any ape can design circles, anon.
>>30498341
There are TWO more of her just like this
WHERE are they
>>30498329
MOBAS make zero sense to me.
I tried reading a guide and I still don't get it.
>>30497785I never quite got the Japanese obsession with panties. then again, I'm not a Burger and Japanese simply imported this shit from them.
>>30498365
>just as there is no life is a waste
>as there is no life is a waste
Ok, Snoop, I guess that's a sentence.
>>30498389They are badly translated Kamen Rider quotes
Fluttershy shows you the yaoi manga she's been working on. It's about a human in a world of horny stallions. The human is constantly being made to bottom for stallions. The human looks suspiciously like you.
>>30498426
>A whole episode about Fluttershy getting over her fear of selling her anon doujin at a conI'd watch it
>>30498426
I show her the manga I've been working on where a shy yellow pony named "Buttershy" is continuously raped by hordes of men, forever
>>30498426
>>30498446
How's my manga? It's still work in progress, but I think it holds promise!
What would you do if fillies were real?
>>30498541
force them to take me to their filly treasure
>>30498541
You know what we'd all do.
>>30498541
end up in prison within the hour
>>30498553
yep
>>30498553
>>30498558
I don't blame you. Fillies can be very sexy.
>>30498541
Ask about filly stuff.
>>30498541
Love them tenderlyin public.
>>30498426
>>30498431
nice meme
>>30498575
don't meme shame people
>>30498575
Thanks.
Do you think her doujin will sell well and she'd learn an important lesson?
>>30498553
>>30498564
Particularly that one
>>30498569
Filly stuff and filly things are filly secrets. You can't be allowed to know of them unless you are a filly.
>>30498574
>you will never get a filly
>you will neverbathe naked with her
>you will nevermaking her sit on your crotch while cleaning her soft coat and mane
>you will neverpurposefully make her rub her clit on your massive erection, teaching her how to get herself off safely and making her get you off too
>you will neverpretend to slip and putting your head inside her for a moment, coming inside without her knowledge and making yourself her first sexual partner and play it off by saying it's soap
>>30498591
nope. your headcanon doesn't matter in the show.
>>30498622
But it's canon Fluttershy likes anime and can draw.
a little too pedo
>>30498619
Marker, prepare the gelding equipment. We've got another patient here.
>>30498648
eckdee
>>30498541
Fillies grow up to be mares, right?
There would be colts too, right?
Or would there just be male fillies?
>>30498659
I don't think I understand what a male filly is.
>>30498664
Rumble.
>>30498619
>no cute filly to groom into the perfect sexual partner
>>30498633
Also, she's pretty enough to do modeling and is a part of a singing group.
It's funny how the character is basically one of the biggest Marry Sue's around in no small part because of being Lauren's stand-in. But her one glaring "flaw" makes it so she doesn't engage in arguments and stuff like that often enough to make it shine through.
>>30498633
your headcanon =/= actual canon
no matter how much you force it won't make it true
>>30498665
But Rumble is a colt.
celestia
being
cute
>>30498679Celestiabeingpretty
>>30498670
Fluttershy isn't pandered and loved enough by the other characters to make her a....
Wait, they do. The rest of the mane six are very careful not to upset Fluttershy. Animals love her too, like a fairy tale princess.
The ponies around town also hate her for no apparent reason. Which is supposed to make us sympathize with her.
>>30498679
>"Yoo hoo~"
>"I'm Princess Celestia! The Rock n' Roll pony!"
>>30498687
i want to kiss her while she's eating cake
>>30498694
With a cake hole like that, she'll probably accidentally eat you too.
>>30498700
Please don't ever call it that again.
>>30498666
>>30498683
>Who are Dash and Pinkie
And of course animals would like her she can communicate with them. I don't see town ponies disliking her any more than any other mane 6 either.
>>30498683
>The ponies around town also hate her for no apparent reason
Name one pony that hates Fluttershy
>>30498759
probably the pony she dumped trash on
>>30498759
Everyone in Putting Your Hoof Down. The ponies would take advantage of her because of her gentle nature.
They probably hate her because she smells like animal filth. You know, instead of particularly pony filth.
>>30498773
Fluttershy seems like the type of pony to be mortified if she smelled bad, I bed she showers like a lot.
Now Applejack on the other hand
>>30498785
Fluttershy, stop staring at her dick.
>>30498800
but it looks like an apple
>>30496650
Dance Magic was great, I would say I enjoyed that one the most of the three. I like those kinds of episodes where the characters are dealing with problems working on some sort of project and right at the very end the episode pays off by showing off the finished product. Even though the dance video was the highlight for me I still enjoyed the lead up, but that was mainly due to Rarity being great and making the whole thing work. The song itself wasn't new but a lot of people might not of heard it before as it was only released as a DVD extra, and for those that have heard it the added video to go with it really breathed some new life into it.
Movie Magic was alright if you take it as the silly, Scooby-Doo style mystery that it was obviously shooting for. It was nice to see the girls dressed up in their Power Pony costumes, but there wasn't much else besides that I thought was really noteworthy.
Mirror Magic was another great one, but it really had to fit a lot into a short amount of time. I agree that seeing Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer crossing over to the other dimensions were some of the most entertaining parts. The magic hand mirror just kind of came out of nowhere without any backstory, and it might be one of those things never brought up again, but sometimes you don't really need to fill in those sorts of details. I'd label it as a monster/villain of the week style episode that can sort of just stand on its own and Equestria Girls can just move on to something else from there.
It will be interesting to see how well these do from the staffs point of view, and what they plan to do next with the brand.
>>30498773
Anon you shouldn't project your hygiene onto the ponies
>>30498980
>>30498980
Let us be bored together, obnoxious rainbow horse
>>30499008
hey she's not - ah whatever
We've had some really fast threads now and then lately. This isn't one of them.
>>30499008
I want to believe all of that was intentional.
>>30499018
Everybody must be crashing from those free slurpees.
>>30499018
It just depends on the day and time. We all have different schedules.
>>30499018
there's certain types of posts that make me just leave the thread and come back later, but that's just me
>>30499025
Oh shit
Thanks for reminding me bro
>>30499011
embrace it
>>30499024
I am sure it wasn't her first time either
>>30499029
And there has to be shit to discuss, like the visit yesterday and the subsequent ST explosion.
>>30499060
I'll embrace your waifu how about that
>>30499061
I was excited how space we were yesterday
>>30499065
how about I embrace your face
with a pie
>>30499072
what flavor?
>>30499061
For me, that was a >>30499038 because I know nothing about ST. I really only come here for the filly fix. But now there are no less than three filly threads if you count MLPG.
>>30499081
Your least favorite
>>30499086
jokes on you, I love that flavor
>>30499089
I have been slacking on keeping up with pony.
Time to watch Honest Apple
What does it mean to have a waifu?
How is it different from having a favorite pony?
How do you get a waifu? Does it hurt?
Post horsebands
What even is a slurpee
>>30499106
I don't really have a waifu, I think that's next level stuff to me
I mostly just use the word to mean my favorite pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNqVYkTqQdc
>>30499131
it's the sound Pinkie makes when she licks you
oh hey, he says something. his voice is weird
has he spoke in previous episodes, and if so how did he sound?
>>30499141
>Pinkie slurping
God, it would probably sound like that woman with the grapefruit.
>>30499164
eugh, I hate that sound though
>>30499136
You need to leave.
>>30499038
>loliposting
>weebposting
this thread can get bad at times. fortunately there's always cute ponies in the end.
>>30499181
those weren't it
>>30499180
I'm sorry, I'm sure you have a lovely waifu
>>30499151
Hes spoken a few times, his voice is different each. Most background horses are like that unfortunately. Compare it to his voice in The Cutie Mark Chronicles (he speaks at the end of Twilight's flashback)
I wonder if anyone will try to cosplay as this at a convention
>>30499130
How can you say you love your horseband if you won't even post him?
>>30499136
But for others it means more than that, right?
Like they go out of their way to shape their life in a way that would make their pony waifu proud?
>>30499230
sometimes I'm not sure how serious anyone here is being, but it wouldn't surprise me if you're right, yes
Pony is upset that you refused to fuck her bellybutton.
>>30499247
but that's her special place
wow that tail is short.
is that the shortest tail we have seen?
if not, help me remember, what was the shortest tail?
>>30499181
Thank goodness for filters
You can prune all that crap out
>>30499208
I posted my horsebando before you even called for them
my power is supreme
>>30499269
Filter pony is pretty great.
Fillies: the last frontier.
>>30499295
Then you be a good person.
>>30499301
>>30499269
I wish there was a filter that could just turn everything into foals.
An invisible horse
Sleeping in your bed
>>30499371
visible ones are better
so Applejack can carry 2 earth ponies on a platform on her back.
does this mean she is theoretically ride-able?
>>30499380
Yes, but nonetheless there is an invisible horse sleeping in your bed.
>got an interview in Monday
*kneels before the NEET council of MLPG*
Brothers. It's been an honor. It's been too long and we've had so many memories together. It's time I enter a new chapter of my life, and walk amongst the normies, and bask in normality, for bread and water. I know not what lies ahead of me in this uncharted domain, but I know that I have tasted tendies on the floor of oblivion, and that floor, as you are well aware, is ice cold and damning.
I will turn in my shitposting card, my filly badge, and my *sniff* Shimmy collar, as is customary to keep normies out. I am ready, to receive the ceremonial Ree's.
>>30499414
Good luck. Our of curiosity, what are you interviewing for?
>>30499414
I'll take the bait,
I think most people in the general have jobs of various qualities and lives beyond posting pone. Probably because of the slight age difference.
You were probably among the minority here, assuming you were even from here.
Why was Honest Apple so bad?
>>30499083
Fillies are important.Discussing lewd filly stuff with /mlp/ is fun too.
Fucking kill yourself.
I think Bittersweet is the best RBP episode, with my little dashie coming a close second.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMcA6NvJXmk
I still don't understand why the heck he decided to stop making drawing stop-motion videos like these and instead thought that really really crappy animation was a better idea.
I mean these things got millions of views but the main thing behind them was the humor. The art was only secondary.
Gosh.
>>30499436
It had some good moments. Inky Rose was cute.
>>30499428
Office work
>>30499432
My elder brothers live in the dark, the light shines too bright for their eyes
Filly got a job
>>30499432
I have a job, but nothing outside of pony.
This is it.
you wouldnt a filly
Filly's dad has incurable cancer and won't stop coughing
see
I can blogpost too
Do fillies counts as a job?
>>30499436
the message of censoring the truth to protect people's feelings may have felt controversial in this day and age.
>>30499466
>I still don't understand why the heck he decided to stop making drawing stop-motion videos like these
The person doing literally ALL the drawing, petrirep, left the Dawn Always Somewhere group. Greg, the person in charge, learned flash and slowly got better because he wanted to continue making animated videos.
Filly is having an egg taco with quesadillas
And is also considering having a smoothie
What's your job, MLPG?I'm just a humble below average programmer.
Colt is playing video games
>>30499503
wait, petirep left?
But he was the cool guy
>>30499510
can you be my reference
>>30499510
walmart filly
>>30499510
Hotel receptionist
I feel like death
>>30499466
this episode was so depressing
Filly asks you if you'd like fries with that.
>>30499466
Because drawing this whole thing takes a fuckton of time, and petirep didn't have it. And it doesn't make enough off of ad revenue for him to neglect work. That's why The Star in Yellow RDP was split between three people drawing/animating it, I think.
I agree that the humor was the main point, though.
>>30499518
Petirep left and Greg never went onwards with RDP under the excuse they took too long, despite them also getting more views per video than 2 years worth of his animations, even on the low end.
Greg doesn't understand writing > his animations. Always has. Always will.
Honestly the star in yellow was pretty terrible, too.
>>30499593
Nah. It was good. It's just not as famous a fanfic so it was hard to bastardise.
I still dont get why MLDashie is held in high regard outside the song. It's boring as fuck otherwise.
Bittersweet was easily the best but My Little Dashie was terrible.
>>30499606
it wasn't fun
it wasn't anything
>>30499510
I just got a cool job as an R&D chemist, my first job since graduating so I'm excited
>>30499414
how do interview
>>30499622
literally begging and asking around
no joke, someone made an offer
>>30499510chemist
>>30499638
>>30499510
Sitting around on my ass all day shitposting on MLPG. I collect autismbux.
>>30499638
Fuck you moonhorse
Why haven't you ever stop any of my nightmares?
>>30499657
because you live in the wrong reality
AND THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYTHING WE NEED
>>30499510laser and assorted IR optical stuffs
well other stuff too but thats by far the bulk of it
Also you should know better than to give a pony coffee
>>30499510
Call center for renewing insurance for people in New York.
>>30499699
do you hax the DVDs
I have a USB stick that doesn't work do you know a guy who knows a guy who can replace the nand
I'll give you 5 bucks
>>30499510I maintain and harvest grapes for wine-making. a relatively small vineyard of about three acres.
>>30499699
That sounds super gay
No wonder all you post is stallions.
>>30499720
No anon
lasers as in high powered metal cutting industrial lasers
and IR as in infrared anti tank missile seeker heads
>>30499738
>and IR as in infrared anti tank missile seeker heads
>FS can supply us with the weaponry to take over a country and then funnel its resources towards a portal to Equestria
neat
>>30499738
FS here's a question.
What would be the use of a 10 petawatt laser.
>>30499738
how much do the aliums pay you for our military secrets
>>30499738
>and IR as in infrared anti tank missile seeker heads
uh
you don't work with the military do you?
did you vote trump?
>>30499773
Not Saucer, butI did.
And I got exactly what I voted for.
>>30499753
Destroying cities you don't like
>>30499773
no just one of many, many companies that make components for their equipment. Peaceful stuff too though, like components of imaging systems for weather satellites to name one example
>>30499784
potential war with best korea ?
I drew a thing
The fillies won't stop munching each other's tails.
>>30499818
this will end poorly
>>30499753
>What would be the use of a 10 petawatt laser.
lets carve a pony butt on the moon's surface
>>30499811
Someone who wouldn't immediately plunge us into WW3.
>>30499818
it is a good thing
good jorb
>>30499818
thing is acceptable
you will get better in time and learn much
for god's sake don't stay here but do ask goat for help, he likes to help new guys
>>30499818
ponouroboros
>>30499787
>you're a trekky and get payed to work with industrial lasers and military hardware
no wonder you like space horses
>>30499834
I think you voted the wrong guy then
http://therealdjthed.deviantart.com/art/Pear-Butter-691810223
>>30499852
I dunno about you, Anon, but we don't seem to be in WW3 yet. Pretty sure that removes the "immediately" condition from the table.
>>30499833
>lets carve a pony butt on the moon's surface
Well if FS supplies us with the needed equipment we can take over the science institute that built the laser. It's like 10 km from me. You guys can sleep at my place.
But here's the question, which pony butt?
>>30499853
Oh gosh
>>30499853
Nice.
>>30499865
I have a suggestion
>>30499738
>>30499787Sounds similar to mine company.
We make all kinds of tank, aerospace, and missile stuff.
But also deliver to cilivian customers.
I make spatial/geodesic map systems for military and civilians.
>>30499863
voting for shillary would have been better that I can assure you
>>30499865
tiny princess
>>30499865
Who the fuck else's?
>>30499872
that's nice, Sergei.
>>30499871
>>30499873
>>30499874
Rarity's butt it is.
But I only have a couch to spare so you need to bring your own sleeping bags.
>>30499872Rad! We do plenty of civilian stuff too of course. The military stuff is usually the neatest and most challenging though. But the paperwork can go to heck
>>30499510unemployed college undergraduate
>>30499873
Bet you were a Bernout too.I voted for him in the primaries, but that amount of corruption in the DNC was a fucking no-go after that point no matter how you spin it.
You know, I wonder what happened to that turkish anon that got sensitive information about the military working with the regime back in the 60's form his teacher
>>30499897
How could you feel the bern and then go for the nutjob that barely can write his name
>>30499873
>voting for shillary would have been better that I can assure you
well, lucky you, it looks like she wants to give it another go in 2020 so you get a second chance :^)
>>30499844
I wouldn't go to mlpg for art advice, no.
Maybe 4 years ago when art-people abounded here.
I'm still gonna share what i draw here when i don't absolutely hate it.
Nonetheless i'm making progress, so there's that.
>>30499510
supreme court justice
>>30499905
>How could you feel the bern and then go for the nutjob
>how could you sympathize with the anti-establishment candidate and then go for another anti-establishment candidate?
really fires my neurons
>>30499905
Turkey is a dictatorship hellhole nowadays so we probably won't hear from him ever again.
>>30499915
sup Neil
>>30499905
At least old Drumpfkins didn't need a body double.
Unbelievable, you aren't even trying to make this about ponies.
I wrack my head about fillies throwing spitballs at derpy's lightbulbs as an analogy of north korea throwing a missile at japanese nuclear powerplants and you guys just fucking ditch the horse medium.
You should be ashamed.
>>30499923
He's with his waifu now
F
>>30499510
Freelance audio engineer for an internet dubbing studio.
>>30499818
Yo that's cute
>>30499930
I appreciate your efforts anonymous
>>30499940
it's still offtopic posting but at least it's got horses in it.
And that's what matters.
These two gals run into you on the street and ask you to buy them Dr. Peppers what do?
>>30499947
hear hear
And someone fetch Isaac, this horse needs a wash.
>>30499956
Accuse them of culturally appropriating griffin culture
>>30499956
I don't support gibs for ziggers.
Especially ones I don't know personally.
>>30499956
Agree and ask them if they want to hang out at 100 Rads after
>>30499956
Whisper to themNew horse soon, fellow zebra
ignore any of their complaints about me not being a zebra
>>30499738
>>30499787
>lasers
Shit, I always thought FS was a low level NASA techie, what with the space pones and being a dirty Floridian.
>>30499983
He talked about lasers before a couple of times tho
>>30499983
I wish
though we have done stuff for them
I would do unsavory things to work for them directly
>>30499962
on my way
Oh wait, it's not a 10PW laserIt's 2 10PW lasers that can reach intensities of 10^23 W/cm^2
>>30500021
>>30500021
>>30500021
The student... has students as well?