Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>30476125
Baptists are wrong.

>>30476125
Now, if only we had a writefag or two.

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>>30476139
Of course they are.
They're Protestants.

>>30476125
I was promised bread. Preferably about corrupting my Christian sister Sunset. And if something results from our sinful coupling, she can always claim to be like the virgin Mary.

>>30476125
That pic triggered so many when it was created kek

>>30476356
>page 8
>still no writefags

Fuck. Maybe inspiration for green will come to me in my sleep.

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>>30476125
>"What do you think of the dress I'm wearing to the Church dance, big bro?"
>"It's modest enough for Jesus, but still pretty enough for the boys."
>"Do you think they'll think I'm pretty in it?"
>"D-do you think I'm pretty in it?"

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>>30476125
>You will never have a Aunt cop that used your cock as a stress reliever after a long day.

>>30476125
Jesus, did you really need to? wish I hadn't opened my big mouth

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>>30476935
>"Listen, dweeb. Your mother didn't send you here for the summer to create a new imprint on my couch and eat all of my Doritos. Bedroom, now. And no complaining this time. If I tell you to eat my ass for an hour, you're going to do it and like it."

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>>30476356
You ain't getting nun

>>30476125
>Sunset is sweating and writhing on top of you, praising the lord and breathlessly reciting psalms

>>30477490
You should feel bad for making that pun, even Satan is disappointed in you.

>>30476935
>lets you look at sexy evidence
>rigs up some kind of fake scared straight program where you get to watch the lady prisoners having a hot catfight

>>30477498
>Copper Top will never be based sexy cop aunt.

I wonder what happened to the Fluttershy guy.

>>30476125
>Pious Little Sister
Is she a sister of battle, pious and unrelenting?

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>>30478841
>the Fluttershy guy
That's me, right?
Writing has been difficult as of late because reasons. I'm not leaving the green unfinished, I'll hopefully get back into my groove soon enough. I'll be lurking these threads in the meantime (and maybe even anonposting, but ya'll won't know), I never stopped doing that.

>Go to strip club
>hotty your daughter's age starts giving you a lap dance
>It am your daughter oh man
which one would it be? I think Fluttershy
>go ahead and take liberties you wouldnt with a normal stripper because you know she'll let you

>>30479338
no rush, glad to know you're still here

>>30479338
Maybe you can have a one off story to get the juices flowing.
That sometimes helps me.

>Applejack and Big Mac pressure Applebloom into having kids
>Because they wanna fuck those kids
>They even tell Bloom this is why

>>30479926
>they want to fuck kids
>they don't just fuck apple bloom

0/9999

>>30479995
Oh they do. They just wanna evade those birth defects that come with inbreeding too hard.

>>30479995
They're sensible folks looking forward to future crops, not just the current harvest
also who do you think is going to give her said kids? obviously big mac
while applejack sucks her nipples

>>30479995
There's more of a thrill in inducting an outsider into things than not doing so. Plus deferring pleasure tends to make it ultimately feel better.

>>30480032
so they'd contact Braeburn, have him come over, then conveniently there's noplace he can sleep but apple bloom's bed?

>>30480072
Only if Braeburn himself isn't inbred. They don't need things getting so insular that Bloom's foals look like the banjo kid from Deliverance.

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>>30476125
Sunny is the purest waifu.

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>>30480171
We must corrupt her!

>>30480193
Yes. Corrupt her with femdom.

>>30480146
i mean it's not like you don't see kids like that everywhere

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>>30480206
>femdom
Your fetish is shit

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>>30478936
>you will never fight side by side with your sister to purge the enemies of the Imperium
>you will never meet up with her after the battle and sneak off to hide in the motor pool
>you will never do arguable heretical things with your sister in the back of a Rhino while she takes the Emperor's name in vain

>>30479926
>"We want you barefoot n' pregnant, Sugar Cube."
>"But ah'm already barefoot, isn't that good enough?"
>"That's only onna counta we caint afford t'bah you shoes yer only gonna grow out of in a week anyway"
>"Also it's hot"
>"Yeah, what Big Mac said"

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Does anyone remember that brief glorious story about Chrysalis being anons lover, but Sunset as his sister gets jealous and decides she wants him. Guy who wrote it literally wrote half a chapter, and bailed when it was getting really good.

>>30480229
My nigga.

>>30480295
Shit, that's a shame. Sounds like some real good green. Maybe we can get another writefsg for it?

Would you go along with your little sister Derpy's plan to pretend she's super retarded and get you established as her caretaker, with stipend money and you get your own place together and she doesn't have to go to school and the two of you just make mad wet fuck all the time?

>>30480376
Well someone has to find the original first, and then maybe finish it?

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>>30480193
>>30480206
SHE MUST REMAIN PURE SCUM!!!!!!

>>30480193
>>30480828
>implying sister fucking isn't pure

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>>30480851
you damn straight it's not pure unless you want to spend eighteen years or more raising a derp baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOv1Bleom-M

>>30480932
nah my sister didnt win any of the same genetic lottos I did. If i tried breeding my daughter though.. the cataracts and autoimmune problems would make the poor offspring pretty miserable. Can't think of anything else in my genes that wouldnt be great if it was doubled up, though

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>>30480971

Bump for onichansfables

>>30481587
bump for Jeff

>>30480229
Good taste

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>All the Heresy in this thread.

>>30481863
>Memegenerator

>>30481587
>>30481603
Bump it up for everything that you've got to lose now rock your socks off

>>30481603
Bump for Apa no one should be left out

>>30476356
>"Big brother, big brother!"
>you are hugged from behind by your little sis Sunset Shimmer
>"We just had the most brilliant mass today. It was a shame you missed it."
>Your sister was the most jesus loving, goody two-shoes, straight edge Christian for a thousand miles
>Never drank, never smoke, never said a curse word in her life, and certainly never went down
>She probably barely even knew the name of her own sex organs
>She always made she to dress with the modesty of a nun
>Long skirt
>Long tee shirt that covered the chest to her neck
>The only bare parts of her skin where her face, hands, and a little bit of ankle
>but even that was covered by knee high wool socks and much of the time she wore gloves if it wasn't summer
>She knew her place as a woman: in the kitchen and being soft spoken, elegant, feminine
>Until she was around you of course
"Yeah sorry about that. The flight really took it out of me."
>You had been away for some time
>you were attending a yuppie Christian university your parents made you go to
>You gearing up to become a priest and studying theology
>You'd just returned for summer break after nearly 2 years
>Sunset had really matured since then
>As she hugged you, you could feel her newly blossoming breasts squeezing against you
>It gave you plenty of weird, uncomfortable feelings
>Sunset giggles
>"It's perfectly fine brother. I know that late night flight was really hard on you. Have you been well?"
>It was surreal to see how much she'd matured since you left
>two years and she was already speaking like a full grown woman would
>She would make a fine housewife for which every lucky guy got to marry her
"I can't complain honestly. School is going well as usual. Where is mom and dad?"
>"They won't be arriving till late. You know father, always working hard."
>One of the consequences of coming form money
>Plenty of cool toys but neither of your parents were ever around much, especially your dad
>Heck you barely knew the guy

>>30482514
>She always made she to dress with the modesty of a nun
made sure* to?
>housewife for which every lucky guy got to marry her
ever*

>>30482529
>One of the consequences of coming form money
from?

>>30482514
>You may as well have grown up without a father altogether.
>Your mother was a bit different
>Like Sunset, she was the perfect obedient housewife
>Strong, feminine, beautiful (about 30 years ago)
>Unlike Sunset however, she was a strict, harsh bitch and very controlling
>She was determined to turn Sunset into a clone of herself
>Scolding her for being too joyful, putting her through classes so that she could be a good wife when she came of age to marry off
>You wouldn't know it, but Sunset was very depressed a lot of the time
>"Here. Allow me to prepare some water for you."
"Thank you Sunset. I'd very much like that."
>Sunset scurries off into another room
>Her butt was really filling in
>Ever through her skirt you could see those perfectly shaped buns
>You shake your head
>Not good Christian thoughts
>Sunset runs back with the water
>"Here you are sir- I mean brother. I deeply apologize."
>She was really internalizing those lessons
>"Please punish me."
"Punish you?"
>"Yes. I spoke out of turn. A lady should handle herself with grace at all times and should never be too abrasive with her opinions. I believe a fit punishment would be a slap."
>You shake your head
"Sunset I would never hit you. I'm your brother."
>"But how else will I learn?"
"It didn't offend me Sunset. Just relax. There's no need to be so uptight around me ok?"
>"S-sorry. I'll remember that in the future."
>Those lessons were really kicking the spirit out of her.
>It sucked to watch
>"Here. I prepared a room for you. Your old one, just the way you liked it."
>Sunset lead you up to the third floor of your parents' grand estate, one of many
>Christian symbols of all types adorned the halls, from crosses, to paintings, to bibles
>The two of you finally made it to your room, the sixth to the left
>Sunset opened the door for you and lead you inside
>"Is it too your liking?"
"Of course it is. Just as I remembered it being."

>>30482556
>You turned back to her and noticed her staring longingly at you before quickly averting her gaze
>"S-sorry. It's improper for a ladies gaze to linger."
"Sunset are you alright? Is something on your mind?"
>"N-no. I'm perfect. Not a care in the world."
>Before you could get another word in she scurries off
>You needed to find out why she was acting so standoffish
>You sneak out f your room and tiptoe behind her, watching as she walks into her room
>She quickly closes the door behind her
>You press your ear to the door and listen
>She's panting
>You can hear her softly moaning to herself
>You listen really well until the door flies open from you putting too much weight against it
>You couldn't believe what you saw
>It was Sunny, her skirt up and her frilly white panties for you to see
>She had a finger on her crotch, a large wet spot forming
>She quickly yanks her skirt back down
>"B-brother!"
"Sunset what were you doing?"
>"N-nothing.."
"You weren't... you know..."
>She turns her head in genuine curiosity
>You forgot that you hadn't learned about sexual stuff till you were 18
>She was only 15
>She probably didn't even know what she was doing
>You lock the door behind you and grab your sisters hand, sitting her on the bed
"Do you know anything about what you just did?"
>She turns a deep shade of red
>"N-no... it just... felt good."
"How long have you been doing this?"
>She turns her head away
>"A-about a year."
>You feel a deep sense of primal lust take hold of you
"Well I can teach you. It's perfectly natural what you're doing."
>"They never tell us anything at the school. Just that the lord doesn't want us preforming acts of lewdness."

Ready to get blue balled? Because you're getting blue balled. At least for now.

>>30482556
Huh, so we got a new writefag? Where did you migrate from m8?

>>30482596
I go all over. I mainly write for the /dazz/ and /shim/ but sometimes I'll go to other generals and write. Did a piece for /rgre/, for /scilight/ and a few others. I'm felling incest tonight.

>>30482607
Neat.

>>30482590
>Cock teasing
you bastard. Teach that girl how to cum, teach her hard. Then proceed to use those juices to fuck with their moms laundry.

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>tfw you have an idea for Christian sisters green
>tfw you don't have time to write now because you're getting ready for freshman year of college
>tfw by the time I have anything to show, this thread will be dead and on to the next edition

>>30482607
I think I remember you from the dazzling general. You were doing the dazzling daughter green if I remember correctly.

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>>30482831
yet you have time to post about not having time

>>30482831
write something that pisses me off less instead

>>30483701
Rarity a CUTE

>>30476139
>>30476203
>Catholics
>Christian
Pick on and only one.

>>30484554
Pick on what and only what?

>>30480193
sauce on the image?

>>30485537
bump

>>30480193
Demanding sauce

>>30485537
>>30486090
Looked on Derpibooru for an hour but couldn't find it, sorry guys.

>>30486267
Check John Doe on paheal.

>>30486289
Nah, sleep now.

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>>30483701
>>30484277
Would she be a good daughter?

>>30487067
would she be open to me slowly curing her of her fashion disease, converting her into a naked hippie instead?
and also curing her haughtiness and turning her humble and sweet instead of full of herself?

>>30487085

So basically you want to take away everything that makes her Rarity? Where's the fun in that?

>>30487085
>wanting her to be a dirty, smelly, jobless hippie instead of a hard working proper lady with good prospects for her future
Do you even daddy?

>>30487067
The best

>>30487110
you're the one that brought her up and asked. if your answer was 'no' i'd say no. or at least, someone else should be her dad and not me
>>30487209
I was thinking a hardworking natural girl with nerdy inclinations rather than a spoiled princess who is probably looking for a guy to do all the work for her
one who is going to get shat on by the world, like me, rather than get everything because she plays by the 'proper' rules.

>>30480193
>>30485537
>>30486077
>>30486267
Rejoice, for I deliver the sauce!
https://derpibooru.org/912720

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>>30487291
>spoiled princess who is probably looking for a guy to do all the work for her

>business owner of a fashion train, working mostly by herself to create clothing articles for some of the highest names in the country/empire
DYEWTS

>>30487291
The world shits on everyone Anon. The best you could for her is trash her to persue her ambitions and work hard (like she already does) rather than teach her that her highest ambition should be to smoke weed all day and let the government take care of everything for her.

>>30487754
let's be realistic, that isn't what would really happen.
>>30487818
I dunno why you jump to that conclusion

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>>30487976

>>30488257
Rarity was fuckin' lucky, and all her success comes from kissing up to people that I also don't like, by being that kind of person I don't like. i'm just sayin that's not how I'd raise a raraughter

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>>30487379
Meh

>>30487067
She'd be wonderful.

>>30487085
>naked hippie sister
Already have one of those.

>>30488305
yeah but i'd rather my daughter not be completely deadbrained stoned either.. though the calmness would certainly be nice. i'd expect more of a Twi.
she needs to laugh at my dumb dad jokes but also laugh at my obscure nerd jokes about valence and shit

>>30480295
I can't right at the moment recall what you describe. When was that posted, and was it in these threads?

>>30482831
Feel free to write and post it at any time in a future thread. It's not like stories posted have to match the current edition.

>>30482590
>BG9 is writing
>It's a Sunset story
>in the incest thread

Can't get any more excited about this

>>30489727
>your little sister will never bring her friend over to "play"

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>>30487067
They'd both make perfect daughterwives.

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>You are Anon (no shit), and you have to babysit your little sister
>Your parents went on their monthly rent-a-cheap-motel-room-for-a-weekend-and-fuck-each-other's-brains-out-without-the-kids-around trip
>Which became your I'm-secretly-in-an-incestuous-relationship-with-my-sexy-little-sister-and-we're-going-to-fuck-each-other's-brains-out weekend
>She usually wants to keep you for herself, but tonight she has to share you with her best friends
>She accidentally blabbed about your special relationship, and now they want to use you as their personal fucktoy
>But, like, you know... nicely

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>>30490149
Shit, forgot to mention
>Scoot's your little sister
I mean, it's pretty obvious
>Rarity's so nosey, you'd never get away with plowing Sweetie around the house
and
>Apple parents

>>30490161
>Rarity's so nosey, you'd never get away with plowing Sweetie around the house
Unless incest is her fetish and she's secretly been fanning the flames between you and Sweetie Belle for years without you realizing. She would always insist the two of you take baths together as kids to "save water" and do nothing to stop you from continuing to do so even after the age when most kids would start to become embarrassed about being seen naked.
She would secretly listen at the door every time the two of you took baths or showered together, hoping to hear moaning and being disappointed every time she overheard you just engaging in casual conversation or asking each other to pass the shampoo.

When you were old enough to get interested in sex, you were already used to seeing each other naked all the time, and the road to experimentation was a short one. It started with you feeling her up in the shower and her asking if she could touch your dick and quickly escalated to mutual masturbation.
By the time you were both 14, it would have developed into a full-on sexual relationship.
Every time you made love in the shower or bath tub, Rarity would be listening at the door schlicking furiously until she squirted all over the bathroom door.

>>30490378
>Rarity doesn't get involved
7/10, pretty good but not perfect.

>>30490161
yeah but technically rara doesn't live with sweetie, except when she does.. so the main reason that wouldn't be the case isnt that rarity's too nosy but that your parents would send her to rara rather than leave her with you

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>"Now Anon, you know I love you, but I can't give you the ring until I've properly proposed"

>>30490149
>>30490161
>Unf, your sporty little sister wont make a competition in the pool to get you off the fastest.
>>30490669
"WHO ARE YOU WOMAN, AND HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN MY HOUSE?!"

> A soft, hesitant knock on your bedroom door drew your focus away from your suitcase.
> Sunset stood just outside your room, peeking around the door frame.
> Her bonnet and Prairie dress were perfectly clean and pressed. She was the perfect image of what your family said a girl should be - modest, humble, and reserved.
>"Hey," she said softly with a forced smile.
>Her eyes went to the clothes piled up on your bed next to your suitcase.
> There was a long, pregnant pause.
>Both of you just sort of stared at each other for what seemed like forever.
>”Can we talk Anon?” she finally said to break the silence.
“Of course. Come on in.”
>You know you don’t sound nearly as confident as you hoped, but she doesn’t seem to notice.
>At least, she didn’t show any signs of it.
>She stepped into your room and went straight for your bed, sitting herself down on it.
>You joined her, sitting at her side.
>The awkward silence returned, and again, she broke it first.
>”I heard you, mom, and dad all yelling at each other. What happened?” she asked.
“I…questioned.”
>You hung your head, hunching forward and putting your elbows on your knees.
>”That doesn’t seem bad enough to warrant a fight like that.”
“I didn’t question them. I questioned God.”

>>30491434
>You don’t look at Sunset.
>God is very important in your family.
>He was equally important to you, until recently.
>Part of you was afraid you’d see the same anger and contempt in her reaction as you’d seen in your own parent’s eyes.
>”What…did you say?”
>You keep your eyes down so you can’t read her face, but her tone sounds more curious than upset.
“The short version is I was thinking about the Original Sin the other day. God made Adam and Eve curious, right? Curiosity is part of our nature. So why was the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in the garden in the first place? Then I started wondering, could Adam and Eve have understood it was wrong to eat from the tree without the knowledge of good and evil already? The entire thing smells like either a trap, or a mistake. So…is God malevolent, or imperfect? More questions just piled on from there.”
>You dare to look up at Sunset again.
>To your relief, she doesn’t seem angry.
>She just seems worried.
>”And why do you have the suitcase out?” she asked, gesturing to the open bag.
“When I couldn’t drop the train of thought, mom just got more and more upset. She just kept telling me it ‘wasn’t my place,’ and ‘you can’t use logic on God.’ So today she gave me an ultimatum. Repent, or leave. I have until tomorrow evening to gather my things and go.”
>Sunset gasped, a hand flying to her mouth at the news.
>”You couldn’t just let it go?” she asked in shock.
>You just shake your head.
“Once you think of something like that, it’s not going to go away any time soon. Even if I did do what mom asked, it would only be skin deep. Living a lie is no way to live.”
>Your hands tighten into fists.
“I’m staying the course and sticking to my conviction. It’s the only thing that feels right.”

>>30491443
>A third silence falls over both of you.
>Sunset suddenly leans in and puts her arms around your neck.
“Sunny?”
>”Hush,” she says curtly.
>You decide it’s best to just let her hug it out, and probably a good idea to go ahead and hug her back.
>She soon pulls away from you with a little smile.
>From the shine in her eyes, it’s painfully obvious just how hard she’s trying to look strong.
>”I understand why you need to go. I just wish you weren’t forced to choose. Mom and dad might be sending you away, but I’ll always be there for you.”
>She takes your hand and gives it a gentle squeeze.
>”Write me a letter some time, okay? You're still my favorite brother, after all."
“That doesn’t mean much. I’m your only brother.”
>”Best out of one is still the best.”
>Despite yourself, you smile and squeeze Sunset’s hand back.
>All of the sudden, life doesn’t seem so bad.
>Maybe things will work out.
>Maybe you’ll be okay.
>Maybe –
>”Sunset Shimmer.”
>The harsh tone of your mother’s voice brings reality back to you.
>She’s standing at your door, looking none too pleased about what’s happening here.
>”Leave your brother alone. He needs some time to pack, and to think about what he has done.”
>Sunset casts a quick, sorrowful look at you before standing and going to join your mother.
>Mom’s gaze doesn’t leave you the entire time.
>Once Sunset has left your room, she slams your door closed.
>You heave a heavy sigh and get back to your feet.
>Might as well get back to work.
>Not that there’s a need to rush or anything.
>You only have to leave everything and everyone you know and love behind tomorrow.
>No pressure.

Here, have some green. Hope you like it. More to come latter.

This is dumb and I hate it.

>>30491536
Go write your blog somewhere else.

>>30491434
>>30491443
>>30491460
Why do I like religious Sunset so much?

>>30491460
I can understand this Anon more than pastor whatever Anon above.
Nice.

>>30491443
Ah, the "good ol Christian folk" treatment. Never trust glorified Death Cults kids, it doesn't end well when people by into garbage.

>>30491842
buy* into

>>30491460
This Anon is much better than paster thing, gonna suck when he figures out he was mentally crippled into being useless as an adult. At let him get lucky with a roommate.

>Cant find good image of pony in fedora
whatever, you know who you are

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>>30491392
Your words cut deep

>>30491938
"You know what, fuck it. If I am gonna have a stalker, fine. Come on in this time."
"But if you steal my TV I will kick your ass. So how do you want to do this?"

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>>30491968
>I just want to hold you again...

>>30492085
"Okay, then go wait on the couch and I'll make some hot chocolate. Its pretty cold out so you can spend the night with me"

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>>30492124
(It's her house anyway)

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>>30492146
Not since Anon has being paying the bills, with her gone there was no one but him.
And his sexy maid assistant he met on the street one day.

>>30492174
Meant to spoiler the pic, but oh well.

>>30490149
Is there a nude edit of this?

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>>30492174
Who the FUCK is that bitch and why is she making googly eyes at Daring's baby boy?!

>>30492224
"She is my...assistant. And helped me keep the house up, if you have a problem with her, then you can go ahead and leave again. She is rather important to me. Deal with it."

>>30492354
>"She is my...ASSistant
FTFY

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>>30492354
You're not really being fair to Daring mom. In fact, you're being a dick, and not in a good way

>>30492400
She leaves me all alone in the house, with no way to keep the lights on, working at a young age to get fit and keep the building up, that's her problem. If it continues then I will just have my assistant escort her to the bathroom and prepare her for a dicking she wont forget. There is a reason Sunset doesn't take a paycheck from me, and Daring is about to find out why.

>>30492426
She's out hunting for treasures and risking her life for (you)!

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>>30491726
Because deep down, you want to corrupt her, physically and spiritually.

>>30493211
I want to cuddle with Sunset on a cold winter night and kiss her on the cheek as she falls asleep in my arms

>>30480295
I more remember the green about Chrysalis and Anon being adopted by Shiny and Candybutt and her increasing thirst.

>>30492209
http://pbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=304298

>Maid
"Oh hey that's pretty coo-"
>NOT RELATED AT ALL
Yo what the FUCK

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>>30493721
Gai boi should've stuck with Daring mom

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>>30491906
Got you covered senpai-

>>30493731
>>30493721
Absent moma needs some competition, and someone to show her what her boy likes.
>>30492457
So did Archer's mother, and look how he turned out.

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>>30495371

>>30495659
Fine then.
What if Sunny is his secret halfsister?
His dads illegitimate daughter, conceived with the house keeper just after Anon was born and Momma Daring, itching to return to adventure, abandoned them for a year.

>>30495659
Momma gets some too, she just has to earn it
>>30495752
More like early teens so they have plenty of time to...experiment.

>>30495784
No see, she was kept a secret from them but she knew and she wants some bro cock. Enough to make up for the years she missed out on.

>>30495806
Ohhh that's good, but when Moma Daring comes by again after all the years of neglect, she starts dropping hints that its just some stalker, and gets really passive aggressive to her when she is around. It all ends with Anon making the take a hatefucking for each other.

>>30495826
Mom is always out and about, but she is doing to protect her sons smile and cock. Anon uses little of what his mother sends him, opting to earn his own. Uses the funds to get a housekeeper. Its his secret sister, they start hitting is off. Momma finally comes home, maybe for good. Daring dislikes Sunset because shes after her son, and for some other reason she cant place. Sunset hates Daring for abandoning her brother.

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She literally did NOTHING wrong

Barging in on Sister Belle in the bath!

>>30493631
I remember that one too. It was pretty good. I wish that writefag would continue it.

>>30495966
>As you barge into the bathroom, about to piss your pants, you are greeted with the sight of your younger sister Sweetie Belle sitting on the toilet, a loud hissing sound emanating from the bowl
>Apparently she forgot to lock the door
>She looks at you in surprise at the intrusion
>"Anon? What the..."
"Emergency! Spread your legs, or you're gonna get wet!"
>you quickly state, hurriedly unzipping your pants as you run over to the toilet
>Fortunately, she complies and moves her legs apart revealing a powerful yellow stream shooting forcefully out from between her legs and into the water below
>Having finally gotten your dick out, you aim directly at the gap between her legs and unleash the yellow Niagara falls from your bladder.
>Today was a bladder emergency kind of day.

>>30496090
I like this concept a lot. A lot of people will write it off as fetishwhatever, but it's straight up comfy to share a practical-but-usually-personal part of life like that, and there's a geometric wonder to the fact that it's possible for one male and female to use it together in a way that has a superficial resemblance to how sex works

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>>30496090
>>30496111

>>30496090
In hindsight, it should have been
>Today was a crossing the streams kind of day

>>30487379
Thanks anon I looked everywhere to find it but couldn't.

>>30496111
Comfy and hot is a good combination.

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>>30493415
After the dickings, of course.

>>30496147
FFFF great

what if sisterbelle wanted to taste your mouth? just to see what it tastes like

>>30497302
>she grabs you and pulls you in for a makeout session while both of you are still peeing, causing you to lose your aim and pee all over her thighs and crotch

>>30497368
no, see now you're-
let's not make that any mo-
look, for one thing youd still be pointed into the toilet, unless she's waay shorter than you and then it's going on the floor

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>Momma Trixie will never use you as her fucktoy

>>30497527
Or she gets up to make out with you, in which case she'd probably be pissing all over you as well.

>>30498120
people are being pretty patient at the moment, let's not strain that

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>>30498043
>"Come on son, pull aside Trixie's bikini and make love to me~ This isn't a request.."

>>30498202
>Anon's mom is Trixie
>Constantly gives him orders to do sexual things to Trixie
>He knows her as Mom. Has no idea who this Trixie person is.
>Her insistence upon third person makes it impossible to explain

>>30498259
>Starlight thinks it's so hot watching her best friend getting bred by her child.

>>30480295
I remember that. It stopped right as Sunset tried to choke herself on Anon's cock to prove that he doesn't need Chrysalis.

>>30498202
Nice tits.

>>30482556
Fuck me, Sunset's mom is a real piece of work. I hope Anon fucks the bitchiness out of her.

>>30484554
Catholic here. They're basically the same, only we've got the guy with the big hat.

>>30498202
>>30498653
>Trixie loves it when she wakes up to her son kneading her breast and pinching her nips.

>>30491392
>Daring Do leaves frequently during Anon's younger years and she's gone for months at a time
>One day she comes back home and Anon doesn't recognize her
>Hides behind his nanny's legs and asks "mommy" who the strange lady is
>Daring Do cries herself to sleep that night

>>30498669
well of course you'd say that

>>30498743
We also have the all-girl schools with the sexy uniforms.

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Holy shit it took longer to get this out than I thought. Anyway, here's more Aunt Coco, thank you all for being patient.

https://pastebin.com/K5M2RyY3

>That night, you sleep in your aunt's bed again
>This time, however, she doesn't accidentally roll onto you and near-smother you under her breasts
>Which is a relief, as far as self-preservation goes, but you can't help but miss it a little
>Instead, she snuggles up with you in her arms, cradling you like she would a human-sized teddy bear
>You lay your head on her shoulder, slowly hypnotized towards sleep by her gentle breathing
>"You comfy, little buddy?"
"Yeah..."
>"That's good. After I quit my job, we'll have a little party, okay? Just for the two of us."
"That sounds really fun."
>"Yeah. And guess what?"
"What?"
>"I'm gonna get you a present."
"For real? You don't have to."
>"I don't, but you deserve it. You've helped me out a lot. I can't remember the last time anyone said..."
>Coco trails off
>You feel something warm drip onto your face
"Are you crying?"
>"H-huh? No, of course not. Just got something in my eye, haha..."
>She sniffles
>"Anyway, I... I have something important to tell you tomorrow. After you get your present."
"You really don't have to get my anything..."
>She kisses the back of your head
>"I don't. But I will. Gotta keep that Most Awesome Aunt Ever title somehow, right?"
"You've totally earned it already."
>Coco lets out a watery giggle, and another tear falls into your hair
>"Well, I do try my best."

>>30498790
B E Y O N D
T H E
G R A V E

>>30498790
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH

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>>30498790
oh be still my heart and erection, jefe'

>>30491460
>Anon is living by himself for 5 or 6 months
>One night he hears a frantic knocking on his front door
>When he opens the door, Sunset crashes into him and starts sobbing into his chest
>Anon notices a suitcase behind her
>She chose him

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>>30498790
>You both laugh at that, and while your laughter fades, the warmth in your chest doesn't
>Coco kisses the back of your head, her breath soft and pleasant against the back of your neck
>Neither of the two of you says anything more, but there's a shared communion of gentle breathing, body warmth, and reverberating heartbeats as you snuggle together beneath the covers and sink slowly into sleep

>When you wake up, the bed is empty
>Your aunt is seated on the floor in front of it, still dressed in her Vader pajamas and staring at the wall
>"Morning, little buddy."
"Uh, hey."
>You scoot to the edge of the bed, peering down at her
"You okay?'
>She nods, smiling
>"Just trying to get myself fired up. It's a big day!"
>Coco jumps to her feet, doing a sort of excited little twirl
>"I'm gonna march right into Suri's office, and when she tries to yell at me, BAM! I'm gonna crane-kick her right in the face!"
"Uh... maybe that's a little far?"
>"Oh, yeah. I, uh... I'll metaphorically crane-kick in the face! With my impassioned speech about how I'm not going to suffer anymore! I can't wait to see the look on her face! I'll bet she cries!"
"Ha, yeah!"
>"And then I'm gonna march right back out, and I won't look at her ever again! Not even if she BEGS me to come back!"
"Yeah!"
>Coco jumps in the air, throwing karate chops at imaginary foes
>"From today onwards, nobody's gonna trample over Coco Pommel ever again!"
"Alright!"
>The two of you high-five, hurriedly get dressed, and then sprint out to the car

>>30498750
oh i'm not saying there's not some good parts.

>>30498844
>confident and enthused aunt coco
pls don't hurt us here ok

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>>30498844

>For the entire duration of the drive to Manehattan Alt-Couture, Coco plays Dragonforce on full blast

https://youtu.be/blJbfSC3fPc?t=8

>"I'm so pumped!"
"I know, right?"
>"Aaaaah!"
"Aaaaah!"
>The two of you are full-on bouncing in your seats by the time you get to the MA-C headquarters
>Coco jumps out of the car, doing a little pre-emptive victory dance
>"C'mon!"
>She grabs you by the hand and pulls you into the office
>The moment you step into the building though, something seems off
>Suri is nowhere to be seen; usually (at least, on the times you've been here), she's always been ready at the front door to berate Coco
>However, today, the main floor is empty, aside from a bored-looking secretary hunched behind her desk
>Your aunt, however, doesn't seem deterred by this at all, and marches right up the secretary
>"Hi, Janine! I'd like to talk..."
>She clears her throat, then poses dramatically
>"...to Ms. Suri Polomare!"
>The secretary doesn't even look up from her nails, which she's currently filing into deadly purple points
>"Good luck with that. She got canned this morning."
>"Um... what?"
>A little bit of Coco's fire seems to deflate
>"Yeah. Her designs are doing terribly. Why'd you think she was so desperate to get that magazine off the ground?"
>"I, um... didn't know, actually."
>Coco looks a little pale, not to mention confused
>"Well, it burned too. So management kicked her out. She might still be in her office, if you want to check."

>>30498938
I think we both know what's going to happen

>>30498790
God save the Coco greens

>>30498957
oh. sneaky.
gosh I hope Coke doesn't feel responsible

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>>30498957
>"I... yeah. I'll go do that, I guess."
>Coco looks at you, but you just shrug
>Guess that just made your job a lot easier?
>Although you can't help but feel like it was a little anticlimactic
>The two of you wander through the halls which, in comparison to the lobby, are bustling with activity
>Designers and models push past each other, each buried in their own personal little schedule
>Suri's office -- or former office, you guess -- is nestled at the back corner of the building
>Coco pushes the door open, and you half-expect a furious Suri to come barging out
>But the place is deserted
>Inside the office, there's only a simple mahogany desk and a few leisure chairs scattered around
>Atop each of the chairs and piled on the desk are the remains of Suri's things
>Huge stacks of fashion catalogues, design sketches, framed awards...
>It's all there, and most of it looks broken
>The designs have been torn in half, and most of the magazines have pages ripped out
>Pieces of glass are scattered all over the place, leftover from the smashed frames of Suri's awards
>Coco takes a step into the room, her petite sandals crunching on the glass
>"Oh... oh my..."
>She picks up a handful of torn-up designs, examining them
>"These were... these were some of her favorites."
>Your aunt leans back against the wall, staring straight ahead
>You step around her, picking up some of the smashed frames from the corner of the room
>They read:
[Junior Fashion Stars, Third Place]
[Minor Fashion Circuit, Fifth Place]
[Upcoming Designers, Honorable Mention]
[Manehattan Community College, BA in Fashion Design]
>Turns out, most of them aren't actually awards
>Only the top pieces of the pile are
>Beneath them are pictures of people you don't really recognize

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>>30498962
NO YOU'RE NOT JEFF SHUT UP

THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

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>>30498998
>It's easy to tell they're fashion models, though
>All of them are slender men or women in their twenties, dressed in ridiculous swathes of multicolored fabric that seem to blow behind them in the breeze
>It's pretty gay, not like the legit-cool stuff your aunt makes
>All of the framed are shattered, and some have flecks of blood on the broken glass
>All of them, that is, except for one
>And speaking of your aunt, she's in it
>The only picture that Suri didn't smash is one of Coco, looking slightly younger than she does now, wrapped in a simple blue dress
>Even with your limited fashion knowledge, you can tell Suri designed that dress
>It compliments her well, and she looks adorable in it
>You glance over at Coco, wondering if she noticed
>However, she's staring intently at one of Suri's ripped designs, her hand shaking
>"This one... she was really proud of it..."
>A single tear runs down your aunt's face
>"I didn't want this to happen to her. I just wanted her to stop being mean to me! I didn't think... I didn't want her to... to have her life ruined..."
>She leans back against the wall, wiping her face
>You tuck the picture behind your back, figuring it would probably just hurt her more

>As it turns out, Suri's being fired means that, as her assistant, Coco's been terminated by proxy
>She could just re-join as someone else's designer, which Janine says would be pretty easy
>But Coco just glumly shakes her head when she hears the offer, and the two of you head back out to the car
>Coco sighs, plopping into her seat
>All the energy of this morning is drained from her
>She just looks guilty, sad, and really, really tired
"Aunt Coco? Are you okay?'
>She nods
>"I'm fine. Just... I don't know. Let's get some lunch."

>>30499070
Alright, gonna pause there for now. Will be back to updating this story daily now, so there should be more green out tomorrow.

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>>30499070
>she's sad again
gosh hecking DARN IT

>>30499070
wait why wouldnt she... take the new job..

>>30499077
Good to hear, glad to have you back Jeff

>>30499095
Nothing that can't be fixed by some hot, young boy hugs

>>30499077
You do realize we're going to hold you to that, Jeff

>>30499119
She was going to quit anyway, and try to get a new drawing career off the ground.

>>30499293
yeah but.. for reasons. which are now gone
still need money to start new thing

>>30499299
You're putting more thought into it than the author did. Just wait for the little kid to mind break his aunt with his huge cock or some such.

>>30499410
>You're putting more thought into it than the author did.
Have you read any of Jeff's other stories?

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Why does my grandma keep waving a gun around and shouting about someone called Charlie?

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>"What do you think, brother? Does it look good?"
>Everything on the table looks edible as far as you can tell.
"Yeah, sure."
>Your sister clears her throat, sitting over the dinner table.
>Picking up the fork, you notice her glaring at you, clearing her throat.
>"I'll say grace."
>Awkwardly putting the fork back, you clasp your hands, waiting for her to start.
>"Lord, thou who art in heaven, please bless our parents on the road, my friends from school..."
>She continues listing off a bunch of names for 'the lord' to bless, eyes closed.
>Your little sister has had some weird phases before, but this one really takes the cake.
>It started a couple of weeks ago with her insisting on calling you 'brother', apparently to be formal.
>Then she ditched her t-shirts and started wearing sweaters inside.
>That must be uncomfortably warm, but when asked, she just mumbled something about modesty.
>None of this made any sense until she started openly reciting bible verses and prayers in your face.
>The only welcome thing about this development is that she now cooks for you sometimes, for whatever reason.
>"...and bless the lettuce and the hands that pulled them from the ground. Ah-men."
"Ay-men."
>She clears her throat again, eyes drilling holes through your head.
"Uhh... ah-men."
>"Thank you."
>Apparently that's the historical pronunciation, or something.
>You chomp through the food, quietly impressed by her skill.
>As genuine as she seems, the length of this phase is starting to worry you.
>She doesn't hang out with her friends much anymore, instead engrossed in back-to-back bible readings.
>"So, brother, how about it? Will you go with me tomorrow..?"
"I'm not going to church, Shim."
>She looks at you as if you're a lost puppy.
>"Is that video game really more important than your soul..?"
"Well, it's a really good game."
>You ignore her look of disapproval, chomping on some more food.
"I actually think you'd like it, it's about reclaiming the holy land."

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>>30499817
>"Thanks, brother, you're the best!"
>She gives you a quick Christian side-hug before running up the stairs and into her room.
>Who'd have thought she'd be so excited about a copy of Crusader Kings 2 as an early birthday present?
>You follow her into the room, figuring she's going to need some help.
"Alright, how's it going?"
>"This is... complicated."
"I'll give you a hint, start as an Irish duke."
>You spend the next couple of hours going over the basics with her, which she absorbs with ease.
>You quite enjoy the mentor role. What better feeling is there than being useful to someone who looks up to you?
>Looking at the screen, you notice her heir and his twin sister just came of age.
>Taking over the mouse and checking their profiles, you notice they're both geniuses.
"Whoa, lucky you. Check the marriage menu for others with a genius trait."
>She filters the list, showing no results.
>"It's empty... does that mean I can't have- I mean, my duke can't have genius babies?"
>She actually looks sad.
"Well... there is one thing you can do..."
>Her face lightens up.
>"Yes?"
"I mean... you can just marry your twins..."
>"Yeah, but to whom? The list was empty."
"To each other."
>A moment of silence passes, both of you looking away as you notice each other's blush.
>"Isn't that... bad..?"
"One time should be fine, just don't do it too often."
>"No, I mean... is that allowed, in the church?"
>Figures that's the angle she's worried about.
"Yeah, I guess. Royalty did this all the time in Europe."
>She doesn't look convinced.
"I'm pretty sure the Old Testament borderline endorses this kind of thing, too. You'd know better than me."
>A bulb seems to light above her head.
>"Woah, you're... right. It kinda does..."

Writing this short while I get through my writer's block with the Fluttersis green, since I like the OP edition.

>>30499817
>>30499837
Oh shit son.
How would she react to her little brother playing a game that has the character killing angels like Bayonetta or Darksiders?

>>30499837
Well, I mean, if the bible says it's okay...

>>30499885
old testament no longer applies tho

>>30499889
Well don't tell Sunset that.

>>30499889
>>30499933
Well you can't have a new testament without the old testament and vice versa.

>>30499837
Deus Vult

Issues and Jeff back at the same time, am I in heaven?

>>30499864
>"Anon turn this off right now!"
"How about no."

>>30499837
is this how muzzies feel when HASSAN CHOP kinda shit comes up on tv?

>>30499885
Rule 1: just because someone in the bible does it doesn't mean it's okay. 90% of the content is "how we fucked up"

>>30500163
Then its 90% lets continue to fuck up because sky daddy didn't tell us to stop.

>>30500163
Look, Sunset's faith in the bible (old and new) is the only thing that's going to allow her to fuck Anon. Stop looking gift horses in their mouths.

>>30500188
But Derpy isn't there, she is sleeping with her twin after a long night at work, and Dinky is at a friends house, so they don't have to be quiet. How could you look in her mouth?

>>30500218
that's special horse, not gifted. and that's gifted, not gift.

>>30499837
"Theoretically Sunset there could be another you. It could be anything like a unicorn version of you that somehow finds a portal of this world and becomes a human too.
>"Anon, you need to stop reading those sinful comics."

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I want to be Sunset's perverted little brother who tries to sneak peeks of his hot older sister.

>>30501084
Replace sister with cousin and that was me 20 years ago

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>>30501810
>Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman nekkid, but I am your cousin, and if I catch you again you are going to Hell

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>>30496090

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>>30501810
I think it's hotter with a sister, especially an older sister.

>>30502035
>AppleJack realizes Pear Butter won't be able to teach you the facts of life
>Decides to do it herself, just the same way Mama did
>Neglects to factor in that she MIGHT have taught you a little differently because you're a boy
>after seeing her bits, briefly, one at a time, in a clinical manner, you start needing to see the whole thing

>>30501084
>>30501924
>>30502035
Older sister sunset? Don't mind if i do.

>"Sure, but I mean it's not like 'I' started it."
>Sunset tried to explain her situation to the girls
>Everyone seemed a bit offput by the idea of her prancing around the house in her panties, in front of you
>"Hey, when he was a little kid he was always trying to steal my underwear or sniffing my sweaters. It was annoying then but..."
>She looked out the window at the figure that was you, washing your car shirtless on a hot summer day
>She bit her lip as you waved at you
>You waved back unknowingly and went back to work
>"But...but..."
>Twilight started before Applejack jumped in
>"Ya'll are kin. Care ta explain da baybees?"
>"Whoa, nobody said anything about that. I just want to flirt with him a little you know?"
>She sat up on the windowsill a bit to show off her butt and started playing with her hair
>"And weren't you the one who said if braeburn wasn't your cousin you'd jump his bones?"
>AJ grew red in the face
>Everyone looked uneasy once more before she bowed her head
>"Ah told ya dat in confidence..."
>"So it's settled? You'll all stay out of my way and not much things up with me and my little bro?"
>Applejack resigned herself with a defeated sigh while Rarity and Fluttershy just continued to blush
>Twilight was still flabbergasted but Pinkie just jumped for joy
>"Eeeh! I can't believe you love your brother THIS much. If me and my sisters weren't close already i'd probably date one of them too! Oh, I wish mom and dad had another baby."
>Sunset still didn't seem fully content since there was still one hold out
>Rainbow blew a hair out of her face as she mulled things over
>"Rainbow?"
>"...Fine."
>"Good."
>"But i want something in return!"
>"Ugh, what?"
>"You remember that sick guitar down at the music shop? It sure would look nice in my room don't ya think?"
>"Oh, alright."
>"Awesome! Let's go!"
>"What you mean now?"
>"Why not? I mean you're brother's right outside?"

>older sister
>again

>>30480295
Got you my nigga
https://pastebin.com/haQXUF4q

>>30502746
[Autistic screeching]

>>30502727

>"What?"
>"Come on!"
>Without a second word Rainbow took Sunset by the hand and yanked her outside
>"Oh, Anooon~"
>Looking up you see your sister and friend coming up to you
>One less enthusiastic than the other
>Standing up to your full height you look down at the two of them as they stand at arms length
"What's up?"
>Rainbow smiles wide as she slaps Sunset's back
>"Me and your sis here wanted to know if you could take us to the music shop downtown?"
"Oh, ok."
>"You see we had a bet that-wait huh?"
"I said sure let's go. I just need to hose off the car and we'll be set."
>"Awesome."
>Her smile transformed into a shit eating grin as she nudged your comatose sister in the ribs
>"Hey you should go inside and get us some freezy pops, it's hot out here."
>"On it. Hey Sunset, why don't you help your brother hose off?"
>She ran inside the house giggling like a mental patient
>But you shrugged it off and opened up on the Anonmobile leaving it spick and span
>Your sister didn't move an inch the whole time
>Of course your eyes couldn't miss the paper thin top she had on
>A twitch of your dick and you 'accidentally' spritz her a bit
>"Pbbt, pfft. H-Hey! You-you jerk...face!"
>You smiled as your sister came back to life to insult you in the cutest way possible
>That water should also work its magic in the next few seconds
>Just then Rainbow came back out with three, count'em THREE freezy pops
>"Alright we're all set, let's head out! Oh, noo. Sunset what happened to you?"
>She tried her best to sound either surprised or concerned but it was an obvious ruse as she started giggling again
>"Oh, well i guess you can just air dry on the drive over. Let's go!"
>The three of you hopped in the chevy/trans am/ pick'em up of your choice and headed out
>'Air dry my ass' you think as put the car in gear
>Instead you close up all the windows and blast the AC
>You could already see her lazy bra, but you wanted Moar
>"Hey, anon what's the point of having freezy pops if you-"

>>30502811

>Rainbow shut her yap as soon as she caught a sight of her
>Sunset was very obviously trying to play it off, nibbling on her frozen treat, as her nipples nearly pierce her shirt
>"Oh, I get it. Heh, guess they'll last longer this way, right Sunset?"
>She leaned back down in the backseat and happily munched away
>You weren't sure if she knew or not, but you loved it when Sunny kept quiet around you
>It was almost as if she knew
>Didn't matter, you caught an eyeful whenever you had to make a right turn
>You made sure to make plenty on the way there
>Finally after what seemed like a driving tour of the city you made it to the shop
>"Geez, that only took forever. Okay, I'll just give the guy your name right Sunset?"
>"Huh?"
>"To put the guitar on your tab right? You still got credit with these guys right?"
>She winked at her before stepping outside
>"You just sit here with your big little brother and make sure he stays out of trouble, or other places"
>"Rainbow Dash."
>"Bye!"
>She slammed the door shut and ran through the door
>Sunset breathed a sigh of relief and bashfully turns toward you
>"So Anon...how was military school?"
>You smile and flex your arms and chest for her
"Pretty good now that you mention it."
>You watched her hungrily take in every bit of sinewy goodness as you flexed this muscle and that in the limited confines of your car
>Speaking of which, once your done you lower all the windows and turn off the car
>"What are you doing? It's like a million degrees out?"
"I know, but i forgot to fill up so i don't want to waste gas just sitting here."
>"But you've got a whole quarter tank of gas left."
>You shrug as the heat encourages you to open up your half melted freezy pop
>Of course this is the one thing they didn't prepare you for, sealed plastic
>You thumb it over and over again until Sunset reaches over
>"Here let me get that for you twerp."
>Sunset folds her hands over yours and you feel it again
>The Swole

>>30502796
Some of us grew up as the oldest amongst our siblings

The few friends I had who did have big sisters, did not have even remotely attractive ones

>>30502850
>As she tightens her grip on yours you twitch again and accidentally tear the damn thing in two
>"Oh, Anon! Now look what you did!"
>Juice spilled all over the console, seat, steering wheel...and you
>Mind you you're still shirtless at this point
>Practicality overrides your hormone driven mind somehow and you start to look for those gas station napkins your always stuffing in the sides
"Hang on I've got some paper towels...here...some...."
>Sunset wasn't paying attention to you
>She was focused on the little drops of red juice that ran down your hardened stomach and collected in a puddle in your belly button
>Before you could ask what she was looking at she slowly started going down on you
>You felt her warm breath on your abs followed by her hot tongue as she lapped the juices away
>Her wet kisses slowly drained the reservoir from your stomach
>Lapping up sweat and sugar from your abs she made eye contact with you as she continued upward
>Her hand found its way onto your chest and caressed you
>"A-Anon..."
>You looked at her with less concern than lust
>"I know..."
>She continued to kiss your abdomen as she slowly made her way closer to your face
>"You've always had a thing for me. Right?"
"But you said-"
>"That was before Anon, you were just a little kid."
>Her other hand found the lump in your pants
>"You're all grown up now."
>You focus all your might into your hand and slide it up the backside of her legs into her skirt
>She whimpered as you squeezed your own treasure
>Sunset gave you a little nod before you lowered your hand a few inches
>You felt heat and wetness and ran your finger along the middle
>Sunset squeezed her thighs around your hand as you started fingering
>In turn she rubbed your swollen genitals and cooed with every turn of your finger
>Instinct soon took over and her hips started swaying to a smooth and steady rhythm against your hand
>She bit her lip as she studied yours
>"Ah, A-Anon...do you think..?"

>>30502909

>You bent forward and locked lips with your older sister
>Instantly you tasted her sweet and salty saliva as she furiously dug her tounge into your mouth
>A few passerby's turned their heads to see the show but continued walking by
>It was damn hot
>Soon her shirt clung tightly to her chest and her nipples were no longer erect because of the cold air
>You felt them rub against your chest as she lay herself against you
>Her hips bucked and you knew the time had come
>Tearing yourself away from her you strongarm against the steering wheel
>Her breaths coming hot and heavy as you continued to work on her
>Soon she wasn't just breathing hard but whimpering and crying
>In one swift motion you pull her panties aside and feel her natural womanhood against the palm of your hand
"Hey sis, what do you think about this?"
>You slowly pierce her tight wet snatch to her surprise
>She could only grip your hand hard in protest as she felt her little brother make a woman out of her
>Squeezing tighter against your hand Sunset cries out in pleasure as you increase your own rhythm
>Within seconds she's bucking her hips again without pause or relief
>It soon becomes a contest between which sibling wants to be the one to grant her release
>Wanting to seize the upper hand you lean forward and start sucking on her nipple through her shirt
>She screams again and holds your head against her chest as she feels her pussy tightening around your finger
>You finish her off by nibbling her little hard nub and she actually jumps a bit off your hand as her pussy unleashes a torrent of nectar on your hand
>Her thighs like vices around your wrist as she bucks and twitches and pants and thrusts
>In the confines of your car she presses herself against the roof before falling onto you again
>You spend a few seconds feeling her pussy still convulsing before you pull your finger out and hold it in front of her to see

>>30502964
>Her pussy juice smelled good to you and you wanted to prove your dedication to her by sucking it clean
>Sunset had other plans it seemed
>Seizing control of your hand she slowly licked your finger from bottom to top
>Leaving the other side unclean
>You smile as you lick her off your finger as well and stare into her eyes the entire time
>Sunset smiles back and is soon planting soft kisses on you lips again
>"Mmmm, you have no idea how good that felt."
"O rly? I've been waiting for this for years Sunny and all i wanted to do was peek at you and jack off."
>She smiled at you as you heard a bell chime in the distance
>Sunset sat back in her chair and lowered her skirt.
>"I promise Anon, next time, (You)."
>Rainbow hopped back into your car one guitar richer
>"Heh, thanks again Sunset. I'll make sure to keep your little secret quiet."
>She winked at her and you couldn't help yourself
"What secret?"
>"Anon"
>Sunset spoke playfully
"Oh, right. That you have a crush on your little brother."
>Rainbow's jaw dropped
"Don't worry Sunset, I won't tell anyone."

END

Hope you guys enjoyed it, this was my first true beginning to end fapfic. Or at least the one i most enjoyed writing

>>30502727
>She bit her lip as you waved at you
Wat?

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You walk in on your completely innocent nun sister schlicking.
Wat do?

>>30502881
Then write your own green instead of bitching about it

>>30503701
It's not the way of the lord. She would have to pray for forgiveness and speak to the Padre about how better to devote herself to Christ.

>>30503714
"First, show me how you sinned. Yes, show me all of it, that's good. Faster"

>>30502727
>Care ta explain da baybees?
applejack quickly morphs into babs seed, horrifying everyone
>pie sisters foursome
yes please
>>30502811
>freezy pops
you and I are friends now

Christianity is a doomsday cult.

>>30502850
>not just biting your freezy pop open
do you even teeth
>>30502909
>spilling them
ugh that is the stickiest shit EVER. and the red ones are the worst! they always leak in the first place.

>>30503701
>>30503714
>>30503736
>faith-fingering
>sin
unless we're in a desert and water's at a premium, that is the most solid technique to staying pure. do you even?
>in b4 sin of onan
which was tricking his wife instead of just telling her he didnt want kids.

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>>30503883
You mean, this whole horsefapping cult we're in is totally compatible with Christianity?

Reminder that /mlp/ is a Christian board.

>>30503945
Allahu Ackbar.

>>30503903
I dunno. Does the bible say anything about masturbating to horses?

>>30503903
edgy memes aside, crack it open once in a while. bible's a good read, and most of that shit you think's in there isn't in there. the rest of it is, but it's being told to people in a desert who are going to die without some kind of austerity measures.
just as long as you ignore all religious practices from the last 1700 years and look at it from that context it's good shit.

>>30503949
From now on this will be my personal quest - to find out what God thinks of pony fapping. Wish me luck, brethren.

>>30503960
All I ever got about it was series of crazy-long chain of translations and the dudes who were recommending it were totally weird. I do understand that it could be at least a significant history artifact like Odyssey or Beowulf and at least could be up to average epic-fiction level, but it's hard to read due to faggots, demanding to print it in unreadable old-ass rhyme style with numbering and shit. And I also lack a giant amount of their background, when I'm listening to some historian speaking of their lifestyle, current governments, ongoing wars and all that - it magically starts to make sense, but when I read it as it is it's like I'm reading someone's marijuana trip - only "the thing happened", and no context whatsoever.

Totally would do the same if I was a priest back then. Uneducated idiots are so much easier to deal with when they're not trying to murder each other.

From what I've heard, religious practices are even not described there that much, the rituals must be kept in separate book, what-s-it-name, with dates and tables and stuff. At least it is in my local orthodox christian churches, but they are retarded in that interesting way, when they accept paganist holidays on a par with christian, maybe they really had to have separate catalog of rituals since it grows bigger.

Well, you get who I was answering to.

*tips fedora*

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>>30499837
>The next morning, the Sun wakes you up.
>Performing your usual waking-up routine, you notice your sister's Steam profile is active.
>Which means she didn't go to church this morning. Success!
>Deciding to check on her, you knock on her door.
"Shim, are you in there? How's it going?"
>The door opens, revealing your sister.
>Her hair is completely ragged, her eyes have bags under them, and she's wearing a t-shirt and no pants.
>"I did it, Anon... I mean broth-ugh, whatever."
>She waves you inside, pointing to the screen, looking triumphant.
>"Look!"
>Well, you'll be god-damned. Not only did she get the Jerusalem title, but she also formed Britannia.
>"Those Muslims didn't know what hit them."
"Did you stay up all night?"
>Seeing her falling down on her bed answers your question.
>Noticing her king's three chins, you check his profile, revealing the most horrific monstrosity you've ever seen produced by this game.
>A weak, inbred imbecile, ugly and clubfooted, and infirm on top of that. An impressive cocktail of negative traits to say the least.
>His parents are siblings. As are his grandparents. And great-grandparents. This entire family tree is just a ladder.
"Shim... how in the f-"
>She wraps her arms around you from behind, dropping her head on your shoulder.
>"Can I ask you something..?"
>Damn it, her face is way too close.
"S-sure..."
>"Will you be my husband?"
>Your hands go limp as you sit back into the chair, giving your little sister a raised eyebrow.
"You need to go to sleep."
>"N-no, I-" A yawn cuts her off. "I don't!"
"Okay, well, I should, uhh... get going..."
>Your words trail off as your sister begins tracing patterns on your chest instead of releasing you from the hug.
>"You know, I think we have some matching traits..."
"What's gotten into you..? Do you have a fever?"
>You reach for her forehead, feeling her warm, smooth skin against your palm.
>"See? I'm fine."

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>>30504114
>"So will you do it?"
>She sits back on the bed, fluttering her eyes at you.
>"Please?"
>What monster have you created?
"N-nobody will marry us, Shim."
>"I'll do it."
"You'll... marry us? Does that even work?"
>"Anything is possible when God wills it, Anon."
"How do you even know that?"
>She pats the bed beside her, summoning you by her side.
>She jumps on you and sits on your lap, arms around your shoulders.
>"I'm sure of it. The Lord sent me the signs using this game, and it's telling me that you are the one."
>That's some quality Christian logic right there.
>You're done arguing. You know she's too stubborn to have her mind changed, and you've been dreading the day she gets a boyfriend anyways.
"Fine... if you insist."
>That's a one-way ticket to hell guaranteed, but the overjoyed look on her face makes it all worth it.
>"A-alright!" She springs onto her feet, dragging you with her.
>She hands you a piece of paper, looking excited.
>"Recite this."
>Looking at the words written, an entire leg's worth of blood rushes into your face.
>You're supposed to say *this* to your sister..?
>Looking up at her, she's waiting for you to start.
"Uhh... I, Anonymous take you... Sunset Shimmer, t-to be my... w-wife..."
>You gulp, hand covering your face in shame. It only gets worse from here, but it's too late to back out.
"I p-promise to be true to you in good times and in bad..."
>Looking up, she's drawing circles on the floor with her foot.
"...in s-sickness and in health..."
>Your eyes meet, the awkward contact breaking immediately as your eyes go back to the paper.
"I will... loveyouandhonouryouallthedaysofmylife, DONE."
>You hear a giggle as you catch your breath, the vow finally done with.
>"Alright, my turn."
>She takes a deep breath and recites the entire pledge in a single exhalation, not skipping or mincing a single word.
>Ignoring your speechlessness, her eyes close and her hands move behind her back, puffing out her chest.
>"You may kiss the bride..."

Will probably finish this in the next sitting.

>>30504126
Nice update.

>>30503428
Yo it was 2 am and I was too tired to care about proofreading
>>30503879
Actually no, I don't teeth I knife

>>30504017
Google exists, just look up bestiality

>>30502881
Okay.

>>30502881
Cool blog post m8.

>>30504432
>>30504449
haha, you did it, reddit

>>30504114
>>"Those Muslims didn't know what hit them."
A sister after my own heart.

>>30504126
Good stuff, Issues.

>>30504453
>Someone doesn't like my unpopular opinion.
>Haha reddit amirite guys that will show them.

>>30504549
all of my uplikes, brodawg

>>30504562
You're just making it worse on yourself.

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>>30504574
I felt that from here

>>30504549
>feeding trolls
It's like you've never been here before.

>>30504017
>chain of translations
oh shit well there's your problem. gotta go with the one that starts with the dead sea scrolls

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>>30499070

>The two of you head down a few blocks, swerving into a random, slightly-upscale Manehattan neighborhood
>On both sides of you, the streets are lined with perfectly-trimmed pine trees and the neat, squarish lawns of well-to-do suburbanites
>Near the end of the suburb, Coco pulls into a small diner, and the two of you head inside
>The place is all red-plastic and neon signs, giving it a weirdly retro feel, like the kind of place your mom would call "gaudy" or "uncouth"
>You and your aunt sit together in a plastic booth in the back corner, neither of you speaking to each other
>Coco's looking around the ground and chewing at her bottom lip
>It's easy to see she's feeling guilty, but you have no idea what to say to her
>After the waitress comes and leaves with your lunch orders, Coco's phone buzzes
>That makes her jump, and her hands shake when she pulls it out to check the message
>"Huh."
"What is it?"
>"Work again. They're trying to get me to come back. Asking if I'm sure about not re-applying."
"They must like you a lot."
>"You think?"
>That seems to genuinely catch Coco off-guard
"Why else would they ask?"
>"I don't know."
>She sighs, trailing her pointer finger through a little spilled water on the table, spreading it into a crude heart shape
>"It just... it wouldn't feel right, if I'm not working for Suri."
"What? But I thought you hated her?"
>Coco shakes her head
"But she was so mean to you."
>"I know, but..."
>She sighs
>"Things weren't always like that. It's... hard to explain."

>>30505280
sympathy for the devil. always good.

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>>30505280
>She has the same tone of voice that your mom gets when she wants you to stop talking about something
>But you can't let this go
"What do you mean? She didn't always make you feel bad about yourself?"
>"Well, not really."
"So... what?"
>"I told you, little buddy. It's hard to explain. She was the first person who ever gave me a chance. And even though she yelled at me, she still... she still at least gave me a chance. She'd still, you know, talk to me. Even if most of it was yelling."
>Coco takes a long drink of her water, unable to look you in the eye
>"At least, in a weird, mean way, she still *wanted* my work."
"But she... she..."

>There come, in every kid's life, a few crystallizing moments where our understanding of the world (good people are good, bad people are bad, good always wins, etc.) peel back, and we get our first glimpses of the complex, messy, ugly stuff that actually lives inside human beings
>One of those moments hits you when you see the look on Coco's face
>The sheer unfairness of someone as nice as her pining after a witch like Suri hits you with so much force it makes your head spin
>You lean back in your seat, feeling simultaneously far-away and way-to-close to the tiny scene at the diner's booth
>The image of that picture of Coco -- the only one not smashed, in Suri's office -- keeps coming back into your mind
>Should you tell her?

>"I know it probably doesn't make sense, little buddy. But that's just how I feel, I guess. I was hoping she'd ask me to come back, if I quit. It would've made me like I'd finally done something right..."
>Coco sighs
>"Guess that's not gonna happen."
>She drops her head for a moment
>And when she lifts it again, she's trying really hard to force a smile
>"Oh well. It's not all bad, of course not. No, not all bad. Now I can finally try to get my art out there, right?"

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>>30505280
>it resumes

>>30502993
Part 2?

>>30505346
>inb4 Coco's relationship with Suri is ever more unhealthy than it seemed
>Coco meets with Suri at a later date and Suri absolutely slams her and makes it clear in no uncertain terms that she doesn't want Coco to come back
>Coco gets drunk and kills herself
>Anon is devastated
>Suri is not affected and doesn't care, possibly laughing at Anon when he confronts her about it
>Story ends
I've read your other stories, Jeff. I know how this goes.

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>>30505353
Maybe

>>30505443
You forgot the part where Anon gets raped.

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>>30505346
"Yeah..."
>You try to sound excited, but it's pretty obvious Coco's enthusiasm is just about dried up
>As lunch goes on, she just looks more and more glum
>She continues drawing in the condensation of her water glass, making little stick figures, hearts, and tiny animal faces, before wiping them away with the back of her hand
>Eventually, she stands up from the table and excuses herself to the restroom
>And that's when you do something stupid, because something about the look on your aunt's face has made you desperate
>Coco left her purse on her chair, and you've been with her long enough to know that that's where she leaves her phone
>So you lean across the booth and fish the pink-cased device out, checking around to make sure she's not back yet
>There's no password on the phone, so you just unlock it and start scrolling through her contacts
>There's not very many: just your mom, Coco's mom (your grandma, here), someone named Rarity, and Suri
>You pull up her message history with Suri, and type out a quick message
[I'm at the Manehattan South-Central Diner. Can we talk?]
>And then you toss the phone back into the bag before your aunt comes back

>When she does, the food's already arrived, but it's clear she doesn't have much appetite
>The two of you just sit together, her picking at a basket of fries while you eat your sandwich in slow, methodical bites
>You realize that, once her phone rings, she's going to see that you texted Suri
>This was a terrible idea, wasn't it?
>Your sandwich-eating slows down to about one bite a minute, and nervous sweat starts to break out along your forehead
>What if this just makes Suri even angrier?
>You engage in a tiny staring context with your aunt's purse, starting to hope that Suri just doesn't respond at all
>"Anon? You okay, buddy?"
F-fine! Totally fine, heh..."
>You take another bite of sandwich, still watching the bag
>If that phone goes off, you're gonna look like a total--

>>30505443
Jefe' isn't faggot13, h-he wouldn't hurt us like that

>>30505712
you forgot your name

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>>30505712
>if that phone goes off-
>cuts off
OHGOD

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>>30505712
>Bells jingle at the front of the store as the main door opens
>You and Coco turn around, as if subconsciously predicting what's about to happen next
>There, standing silhouetted by plate glass and afternoon sunlight, is Suri Polomare
>She's dressed in a stern-looking blouse and skirt, with plenty of plaid and flared lapels
>Her hair is starting to pull out of the perfectly-rolled buns you remember it being in, leaving her with loose strands dangling in her face
>And judging by the red tiny to her eyes and the faded makeup streaks down her cheeks, she was crying at some point today
>She only takes one quick scan of the place before her eyes settle on you and your aunt
>Coco goes pale, protectively placing herself between you and Suri
>"M-Ms. Suri? What are you doing--"
>"Quiet, Pommel."
>Suri prowls over to your table, glaring at Coco
>"You called me here, 'mkay. So what is it? You trying to gloat, or something?"
>"N-no! No, of course not! I... wait, I called you?"
>You shrink down into your seat, trying to look innocent
>"Yeah, ya did. Still can't remember anything from more than a minute ago, huh."
>"S-sorry, ma'am."
>Coco shrinks down, bowing her head and looking admonished
>You reach under the table and grab ahold of her hand, giving it a gentle squeeze
>Something about your touch reminds her of exactly what she was planning to say to her old boss earlier
>Your aunt glances across the table at you, and finally meets your gaze
>And she gives you a real, non-forced smile
>Coco jumps up from the table and jabs a finger right at Suri's face
>"You know what? N-no! I don't remember calling you, but... but if I did, it's because I'm worried about you! For some s-stupid reason, I still care about you! But maybe... maybe this is what you deserve. Maybe you don't deserve to b-be happy."
>Coco takes a step back, and falls back into her seat, exhausted
>She doesn't even look at her former boss

Pausing here for today.

>>30505724
>Ever thinking that this was going to be a happy story
The story is sadness experienced over the course of several weeks.

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>>30506004
N-Nani?!

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>>30506005
shut up shut up SHUT UP!

>>30506794
Shhhh.... Just lie back and think of England. It'll all be over soon. Especially for Coco

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>>30501924
So if I don't get caught I can still make it to heaven. Got it.

>>30502035
Yeah, but I didn't have an older sister. Just a hot cousin 3 years older than me

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>>30484554

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>>30476203
VULT

>>30507542
Luanne is not the brightest bulb or the greatest theologian
it's funny how on tv nobody ever does things like.. explains themselves or clears up misunderstandings
we do need more fun scenarios like this though. curious younger brothers or cousins who just want to clinically look at women so they dont end up all warped from being deprived of something normal like that

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>You are Fluttershy I guess
>You keep waking up and your little brother has climbed on top of you, wrapped his arms around in a hug, and fallen asleep
>It's really cute, especially when you were on your back and his face is resting on your pillows, but recently you have started feeling his morning wood poking between your legs
>You mull over what to do, and finally you sit down with him and have a talk about him sleeping on you
>You open your mouth, and for some reason what comes out is "I think you need to start sleeping in the nude."
>The hell was that? That wasn't "you're getting too old for this!" Okay, try again.
>"I'm going to do the same, and I want our skin to touch while we're sleeping"
>FFFF where is this coming from? Okay, focus!
>"Sorry, uh.. Let me start over.."
>You can do this. One word at a time.
>"I.. don't think.. you should.. sleep in my bed.."
>There you go! let him down easy
>"Unless you're okay with me seeing you naked"
>Oh god dammit, he agreed. Mouth, if you're not going to listen to me, then I'm just going to leave
>"Go head and get undressed now so I can get a good look at you in the light"
>That's it, I'm out of here. Maybe Pinkie Pie could use a new brain. You just sit there and giggle and drool, Fluttershy's body!