NEETpone #4

>>30463224
i need to know if that artfag has a tumblr or something

Cool! Another shitastic general I can filter!

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Floor Bored is a very smelly pony and that's awwwright.

>>30463288
did a bit of searching, and came up with nothing

>>30463224
another story to tack on:

NEETpone's Day Out
https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ

>>30463404
>you will never take a long, warm shower with neetpone
>you will never lather shampoo into her fur, working your hands around her entire body, massaging it into a soapy foam
>you will never give her a little boop on the snoot after you wash out her mane and tell her to open her eyes
>you will never clean her underside and sensative bits twice 'just to make sure'
>she will never look forward to getting clean, just so that she can be together with you and love you

>>30463620
i'd bet neetpone would be very cuddly once she's comfortable with you

>>30463686
i'd like to give her an icepack, ruffle her mane, and then smell my hand

why the fuck does she wear a sweater if it's so hot

>>30463877
she might feel more secure wearing it, even if she's sweating profusely

>>30463224
>anon is also a neet.
anon and floor are trying to get over their social anxieties together by periodically going out and forcing themselves to socialize.
>bump into fluttershy who can't help but be kind and show concern for them.
>anon, (being a turbo autist) is blown away by a pretty pony like fs paying attention to him.
>poor floor feels like a roach next to goddess fluttershy and is absolutely devastated.

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>>30463690
You know damn well she would be. I can see it now...

>Like most NEETs she was probably pretty shy and straight-edge growing up.
>Had her little corps of maybe one or two friends and was too shy to really expand beyond that, especially for something as vulgar as physical intimacy.
>She always hoped that she could develop a sexual relationship organically, but that's hard to do when you never make any new friends.
>So she went through high school without ever meeting that special somepony.
>Who knows how far into NEETdom she is now?
>Maybe she's only 19 and just started her life as a shut-in.
>That wouldn't be so bad.
>She could still be saved at that point.

>Maybe she's in her 20s.
>Maybe did a little bit of school before dropping out again.
>Still didn't make any new friends.
>They're all pretty gross by this point anyway; the other ponies.
>It's all about booze and drugs and clubbing and sex now.
>She's too good for all that stuff anyway.
>Even if she'd actually had friends to do it with...
>Still holding out for that perfect, pony tale romance though.
>One day she'll meet him.
>The perfect pony for her.
>They'll become friends, share their interests.
>She'll have someone to spend time with.
>Someone she can be herself around.
>And eventually they'll come to realize that they are more than just friends.
>That just being together makes them both feel so happy.
>That the two of them are actually in love.

>But until then, she'll just keep on keeping to herself.
>All locked up in her musty little room with the lights out.
>Watching her happy little cartoons and browsing the ponynet.
>Posting about her husbando.
>Holding on to her body pillow.
>Imagining what it would be like to be held.
>Thinking about what it would be like to be caressed.
>Dreaming about being loved.

Oh yea. If you could break that hard outer shell and be the special somepony she always wanted, then she'd have years worth of physical affection to pour out onto you. 10/10

>>30464264
That's retarded.

>>30464388
I can relate to this pretty hard

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>>30464388
Why must you hurt me like that, Hitler Dubs?

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reminder to give your neetpone daily belly rubs

bamp

>>30463224
This thread is going places. Some fan artists, some greens, greens added to OP.

>very official
>such wow

I must know what happens after anon cums in floors bellybutton!

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>It's been years since Floor Bored got to know anyone new.
>She gave up and dropped out of society a long time ago.
>She spends her days locked up inside, miserable and alone.
>Along comes Anon.
>For whatever reason, circumstance forces them together.
>Not that she minds too much.
>It takes bit of getting used to, but it turns out alright.
>He's an insufferable normie, but he seems like a decent guy.
>At least she can actually talk to him.
>He listens too.
>Offers to do nice things for her, brings home food to share.
>He's pretty cool.

>It's been a while now.
>Anon is her best friend.
>Well, her only friend really, but she'd still dare to call him that even if he wasn't.
>Still lots of time on the computer, but now she spends a good deal of her time with Anon too.
>Watching movies, playing games, maybe even going outside sometimes.
>If she had told her past self that she'd be going for walks in the park with a boy she would have probably killed her future self in an outburst of autistic rage at such an egregious violation of NEETdom.
>But now here she is.
>Her best friend by her side, doing things together and spending time with each other.
>It feels good to have someone to be herself around.
>The both of them feel pretty comfortable around the other by now, there aren't a lot of barriers or secretes anymore.
>It feels so good to have a friend.
>A best friend.
>Maybe more?

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>>30466943
>He said no.
>Anon wasn't interested.
>After all the time the two had spent together.
>After all the things they'd done.
>She was just a friend.
>It was all just a load of bullshit she had constructed in her head.
>There was never any love there.
>He was just treating her like any halfway decent person would.
>She was just desperate to believe that their was more to it.
>He was the first person she had opened herself up to in years.
>The first man she had called a friend.
>The first, and only, person she had ever seen herself being with.
>The only one she had ever loved.

>It wasn't really his fault.
>You can't force these kinds of things.
>She knew that better than anyone perhaps; she had developed a whole lonely lifestyle around it.
>But that didn't make it any easier.
>She still couldn't bear to see him again.
>So she retreated back into her room, door locked and curtains drawn shut.
>Here she could be alone, away from the cruel and unforgiving world outside.
>Here she could hide her ugliness.
>And here in musty darkness of her room, she could hide her tears from Anon.
>NEET pone II: Electric Boogaloo

What if it just didn't work out? ;_;

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>>30463288
>>30463473
Don't have a tumblr or the sort online. All the art I've posted on the neet thread is all new in the sense that I'm new to drawing ponies. Since drawing is just my hobby, I dont bother having a art blog

Also the cable to my shitty off brand tablet finally gave way so no digital art for the next few days. Rip

>>30466943
Cute
>>30467022
D E L E T

NEET CYOA when?

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>>30467648
I do thoroughly enjoy your art style and wish to see more. In the mean time I'll just start archiving it.
Also might see if I can edit something into or off of this banner

>>30467765
>You are a NEET pone
>Would you like to go on an adventure?

>You have selected -No-
>The End

>>30468205
had a giggle

>You are Floor Bored
>Your self esteem is already chronically low
>You're not really good at anything
>Not that you make an effort to try doing all that much
>And years of substituting masturbation with the internet for actual interaction with other ponies have left their mark
>You've watched every kink you could find in your search to keep things interesting
>And you've hit a new low
>You're obsessed with a filly video, which no one should be watching in the first place
>But the shame of it only makes it hotter
>Anon has kindly volunteered to go get food for the two of you again, so you'll have at least 15 min of solitude to enjoy it
>Like the monster you've become

>>30468289
uh

>>30468289
>You hear the front door shut as he leaves
>You open the video on your computer
>The screen fills with a filly looking up at the camera
>"Who's a good little filly?" a stallion's voice asks
>"I am" she replies coquettishly.
>"And what does a good little filly do?" he asks.
>The camera pulls back to reveal a stallion's cock, with the filly approaching
>"This!" she says with a giggle, wrapping a hoof around the penis as she leans her head forward to accept the tip of it into her mouth
>Your own hoof slides down your body toward your already winking nether parts

>>30467765
>>30468205
NEETs have to leave their room occasionally! A quest to go buy food would be interesting if done well.

>>30468327
>You are Anon
>Floor was eager to get you out on a dinner run
>Then again, it's not like she buys any food
>But you can deal with her quirks
>Aside from the lack of hygiene she's actually kinda cute
>The constant self-deprication and social anxiety have their own unique kind of charm
>Face facts: you'd happily fuck her given the chance because you're no great shakes either
>You weren't back home, either

>>30468327
>But now you're outside and you realize it's much colder than you thought it was
>How would you really know?
>You hadn't been outside today until now, and it's after sunset
>Half a block down the street you wish you had your hoodie because it's cold
>And it's only half a block away, so you turn back
>Entering the house you hear Floor moaning and see the light of her monitor coming through the door half open to her room
>"Great," you think. "Leave her alone for a minute and she's already masturbating"
>Not that you're that much better
>But you still have to walk past her room to your own to get your hoodie
>Just try not to look

>>30468404
>You try, you fail
>As you walk by Floor's door you see the shadow of her figure, furiously rubbing her clit
>You expected nothing less, given what you can the maons you can hear and smell
>But it's what's on the monitor that catches your attention
>A fucking filly sucking a stallion's cock?!
>Aw, shit she's a fucking pedo!
>"What the fuck?" you hear yourself say, much louder than what you expected

>>30468493
>You are Floor Bored
>You're in the midst of a furious, shameful masturbation session with Anon thankfully out of the house
>Over the sound of the headphones you hear a voice very much like Anon's say, "What the fuck!?"
>That's not part of the video
>You move your hoof from your privates up to your right ear to make sure your mind isn't playing paranoid tricks on you
> Now you pretty clearly hear Anon's voice saying, "You're a fucking pedo?!"
>Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
>He's not only seen your secret shame
>That's bad enough
>Worse than horrible, even
>He knows what an awful pony you are
>But he's got it wrong as well
>You freeze

>>30468551
>You are Anon
>You just inadvertently caught Floor masturbating to filly porn, and you don't know what to think
>Where you come from that would get you a ride in the 4chan party van
>That was never your thing anyways
>You were there for the lulz, and didn't stay for the cp
>Obviously Floor has a different perspective
>Which is not so good in your view
There are plenty of things you can tolerate, but child abuse isn't one of them
>Jokes about it maybe, but the real thing?
>That's kind of over the line, even if the "children" happen to be ponies

>>30468598
>"You're a fuxcking pedo!" you say in a louder voice than you expected
>Hope the neighbors didn't hear that
>She turns around to face you, head down, cheeks reddening with shame
>Nostrils flaring
>Shit, she's worked up
>I-i'm not a pedo," she finally stammers
"Ummm, yes you are, or you wouldn't be rubbing yourself to THIS," you say, gesturing to her monitor dismissively
>She steps away from you with a look of horror on her face
You say, "You're getting off on a filly being sexually abused, how can that not make you a pedo?"
>She looks at the floor, scrapes a forehoof across it then says, "Because I want to be the filly."

>>30468551
>>30468598
That's ... sorta dark, I guess ? But I want to see what happen next.

>>30468759
w-why are her teeth pink

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>>30468775

>>30468759
Wunderbar. The madly twitching eye and tongue are a great touch. I can smell her desperation through the screen. I am repulsed yet I want to help this poor isolated mare experience love and happiness. Even if her isolation has driven her to the brink of insanity.

>>30468716
>You're taken aback
>She's actually turned on by the idea of being sexually abused as a filly?
>That's some deep seated social maladjustment
>but your dick is already at half mast
>whatever works

>>30468821
Yesss

>>30468821
Y-you scaring me

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>>30468327

>>30468862
>"How does it end for the good little filly?" you ask.
>Floor mutters for a while, then says, "I-in her ass, like how a good filly takes it."
>that's not beyond the scope of what you could do, regardless of how hungry you are, and now you're at more than half mast.....

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>>30468872

>>30469125
>tfw NEETpone's extreme loneliness causes her to transcend reality to enter a plane completed removed from physical interaction
>That is, until Anon is sucked inside and becomes permanently trapped there with her
>The lone prisoner(?) in an empty realm where Floor Bored's word is law
>How would she treat her subject/lover/plaything?

>>30469182
Fulfilling all of her dreams.
Hoof holding. Going on romantic dinners. Cuddling while watching a movie.

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>>30468947
More

>>30468947
anal is shit tier

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>>30469347
Go to bed Carlos

>>30468862
>>30468947
Cute. Time for some roleplay, Anon.

>>30468947
>You reach your hands out to touch her face, brushing her mane away from her downcast eyes
>Cradling her head you gently force her to look upward meeting your eyes
>"Are you a good little filly?" you ask

>>30470265
>You are Floor Bored
>Anon has just discovered your darkest, filthiest secret
>The thing that proves what a worthless, degenerate pervert you have become
>Now he's staring you in the eyes asking if YOU are a good little filly
>You know you are not
>You are a bad mare who adds nothing to the world around you and masturbates to horrific things
>And Anon is fucking with you about it
>"N-no, I'm not" you say. "I'm a very bad little filly. I wish it was easier. Like all I have to do to be good is what the stallion tells me, and that makes me good"
>You break Anon's gaze, feeling like the lowest form of life in Equestria
>"...and he loves me and wants me just for being good to him..."
>Fuck, don't start tearing up
>Don't blush so fucking hard
>You hear Anon's voice, "Show me what a good little filly does for a stallion"
>An electric thrill runs through you, making for a completely incompatible set of emotions within you - shame, disgust, arousal...
>Is this really about to happen?
>With Anon?
>And you're the little filly?
>Don't start winking - little fillies don't wink
>You're winking

>>30470340
>You are Anon, and you just discovered Floor is a pedo
>Well, maybe not in the predator sense, but still...
>Part of you wants to take a minute to wrap your mind around how fucked up that is, but your dick has other ideas
>She just wants to be told what to do, and that sounds like fun
>Who knew this would be so easy?
>Just tell her what to do, and tell her she's a good girl for doing it?
>And "it" is anal while she pretends to be an abused child?
>That's fucked up, but you are diamonds, so it looks like this is happening
>What do you say now to complete the spell over her?
>"Show... Me... What a good little filly does"
>Floor turns away from you, presenting her plumpish rear and raising her unkempt tail
>Shit, it is gonna be this easy
>Time to lose these pants

>>30470415
Jeez, at least warm her up first you know, get her to bite the pillow or something

>>30470682
That isn't how it works, and you know it.

>>30470698
>I've had anal sex with a filly before
Sure thing anon

>>30470415
>You are Floor Bored
>You are the little filly
>You've crouched your forelegs down so that your cheek is on the floor, just like the filly in the video
>Your tail is lifted like hers, revealing yourself to Anon
>But you're winking like crazy, and little fillies don't wink
>Fuck it, that's out of your control
>Why do the words "out of your control" turn you on so much?
>Don't let your mind drift too much
>You feel the heat of Anon's body behind you
>At this point in the video the filly giggled - it was the hottest part
>You have to giggle
>You sound less innocent and a little more nervous than the filly, but you manage it

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>>30470740

>>30470740
>You are Anon
>Floor Bored is in front of you, tail lifted, ass in the air, winking furiously
>Did she just giggle?
>You'll give her something to giggle about
>You press your dick against her winking marehood for lubrication
>"Not there!" she says "That's for mares. For fillies it's higher up"
>You're not gonna argue with the lady
>You press your cock against her asshole and give a gentle push
>Surprisingly you feel the ring of her swallow you until it's gripping the base and the head feels like it's suspended in warm space
>Like it was nothing
>Your balls are pressed up against her clit as a wink turns them warm and wet, a powerful musk hitting your nostrils
>The wink gives the base of your cock a nice squeeze as you start pulling back for another stroke, feeling the tight ring sliding forward toward your cockhead
>That's pretty good - this is gonna be a matter of long thrusts
>You steady her with one hand on her flank, the other roughly around her tail, pulling her toward you as you thrust
>That ring slides down your cock again, and again, faster and faster
>Her face is on the floor, and in addition to moaning she's also drooling
>Nice
>And damn, holding her tail roughly while pounding her ponut is pretty hot
>"Who's a good little filly?" you ask
>She moans
>"Who's a good little FILLY?" you say, thrusting particularly hard on the last word
>She's trying to catch her breath, and with each wink her ass clenches around you
>"I am" she says in a little girl voice
>"Say 'I'm a Good Little Filly'" you say, thrusting on each of the last three words
>You're balls and legs are now soaked from her, and you're getting close
>"I'm a good little filly" she says
>"Again!"
>"I'm a good little filly"
>"Again!"
>God, she's gripping your cock so hard, you're gonna loose it in seconds
>"I'm a good little filly!"
>You hilt up her ass, letting the clenches from each wink massage the base of your cock, and pushing her clit into your balls

>>30470950
>You pull her tail pretty fucking hard as you release in her, and she gasps
>Then everything turns to sweetness
>You release your grip and ease out of her
>Goddamn did you two make a mess
>But if you want this shit to happen again you have to play it right
>You gently stroke her down her back
>"Turn around" you command
>She raises her head of the floor, pushes up on her forelegs and turns to nervously look you in the eye
>You cradle her head in your hands, keeping eye contact and say:
>"You are a good little filly."

>>30470979
>You are Floor Bored
>Your ass is sore, burning a little
>You must have come three times
>And Anon is holding your head in his hands, those warm hands, telling you you're a good little filly
>You want to believe that so badly
>You want to think you're not some antisocial pervert who just got off on being assfucked on the floor of your filthy bedroom by your roommate
>But as you break eye contact with Anon and look around at the state of your room, the monitor frozen with the image of a filly with a stallion's cock in her mouth and the brand new mess the two have you made on the floor your self esteem plummets
>And now your room also smells like shit - your shit, which you see a little of on Anon's sagging cock
>And you're hungry, but there's no food in the house
>This is probably what you deserve

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>>30470720
>He hasn't had anal sex with a filly before
Check out this this guy. What a square!

bamp

>>30471850
>>30471850
2 (you)'s 4 u

>Oh no.
>Oh no.
>You can't believe it.
>The mare that seems to be hyperventilating, is you, Floor Bored.
>Current status:Neet
>You are currently pacing around in your messy room with a dilemma.
>The delimma being you don't have enough bits to pay the rent this month.
>I-it's not your fault!
>The landpony just, one day, started raising the rent money on your apartment.
>You know she did this just to see you suffer.
>Fuck that whorse.
>Sh-she probably needs a g-good dicking just to make her life happy.
>I-if you have sta-stallion asset, y-you could convince her mind.
>A-and, she will giv-give you oral, or as they ca-called it a 'blowjob'.
>T-then we would do it in a b-bed, o-or the kitchen and-
>N-no, bad Floor Bored. You need to focus on a solution to this!
>You think of many ideas beforehand.
>One is to steal money from a bank, but you're not that brave.
>The other is to sell your item, but the thought of having strangers touch your possesions disgust you, yet arouse you at the same time.
>Th-the thought of a random str-stranger touch your mer-merch, a-as they stare, you like to imagine that they are doing it to you.
>A-and ma-maybe they would ma-masturbate to you-
>Heel, Floor Bored, calm your hooves!
>In the end, you settle on getting a roommate.
>It's not the best plan, but you have no choice.
>You already posted the ad on the community board.
>Thankfully, nopony was out there when you posted it.
>Now, you can only wait and pray that the pony who took the offer would leave you alone.
>You only want his/her half of the rent, and thats about it! You don't want any sexual thing to happen.
>B-but, if th-that happen...
>...
>Who are you kidding? Who would want you? Who would want a useless, friendless neet who can't even talk to others without stuttering? You're dirty and such a mess. Always in a state of arousal.
>...
>You made yourself sad.
>You decide to end the pity party with some vidya and snack.
>And maybe a quick 'reliever'...

>>30472966
>It's a beautiful day outside.
>The birds are chirping, flowers being eaten.
>On a day like this, an Anon just...
>Wants to kill himself.
>If you are still wondering who this is, it's you, Anonymous.
>Current mood: Angry.
>You're currently walking towards your home from Sweet Apple Acres after doing some farm labour.
>Why are you angry, you ask?
>Well, turns out, Applejack doesn't like the way you 'buck' apple trees.
>She doesn't understand why you can't 'Feel the earth under yer hooves when yer bucking them apple trees'.
>The only way that you could closely resemble her way is by shaking the tree and, oh boy she doesn't seem interested.
>She keeps on insisting you do it her way or she might deduct your pay.
>Thankfully, you still got your fair share, but you can't fathom how someon-, somePONY could be so stubborn.
>And she also gave you a meal, so you can't complain.
>But when you smell the Apples' cooking, you can't help but feel homesick.
>That apple pie smell awfully close as your mom's cooking.
>You curse yourself for buying that 'Magical Portal Potion' from a wizard in an alleyway.
>You thought Ponyville would be a Utopia, but life loves to play a prank on you.
>Everything here somehow resembles the thing and friends you have back home.
>Only now, you're a foreigner.
>Changing mood: Sad.
>Worst of all, the bits that you accumulated for the past weeks is not enough for you to pay your rent.
>The landlord just started randomly up the price of your apartment.
>You wanted to give her a piece of your mind, but you halt the notion.
>It-its not that you're a beta bitch, its that you're scared of losing your only place to stay and you don't want to be a homeless bum.
>With a heavy sigh, you begrudginly walk towards your apartment, passing the community board.
>Oh, its look like someone is looking for a roommate at the same apartment building that you stay.

>>30472970
>...
>Wait a minute. Retrace your step.
>You run back to the community board, rereading the ad again.
>And you're not mistaken, someone IS looking for a roommate at the same apartment building as yours!
>The owner seems to be named Floor Bored, a beige colour mare with a black coloured mane.
>And it appears she lived two floor above your room.
>Weird, you never saw anyone with that description in the apartment you live in.
>But it doesn't matter! God has given you a chance, and you're not going to miss this opportunity.
>You tear down the ad, and quickly run back to the apartment.
>Today is turning out to be a good day, you can feel it!
>Hell, what could possibly go wrong?

>>30472981
>Right now, you are Floor Bored.
>Location: Unknown.
>You're currently in a ballroom, fills with other ponies.
>You don't exactly remember how you got here, but you feel that you belong here.
>You walk around, passing other ponies, trying to find a mirror.
>You scared that you might not look the part in this big, grandious place.
>Once you found one near the snack bar, you stood there and gaze on your reflection.
>The reflection stare back and you can see that it is indeed you, Floor Bored.
>Except you're wearing a yellow gown while sporting your mane to look like a bun.
>You look weird...
>You look...
>Clean.
>You don't know why, but you can't help but have a feeling of de ja vu.
>Thats what Tracer from Ponywatch would say.
>After you have finished looking at your own reflection, you look around the ballroom and the ponies that is occupying it.
>The ponies here are all wearing a formal dress with various colours and have an eerie black bar covering their faces.
>Li-like censcoring pen-penises in a hen-hentai.
>All of the ponies have one, except for one.
>The one stallion who sits in the middle of the ballroom.
>He was wearing a full blue tuxedo with a complimentary blue hat. He is also has a blue fur and a black mane. An earth pony too.
>But that's not what drew you to him.
>What drew you to him was his mask.
>It was nothing special, only a black mask that resembles from the charater 'Zoro'.
>But you can't help but feel attracted towards him like an earth gravitating around the sun.
>You feel that you need him, you want him.
>You're hooves start to move on its own toward the mysterious pony.

>>30472985
>Arriving near him, you can practically feel his warmth.
>An-and his sme-smell.
>You feel hot and you want to leave, scared that the stallion might think wierdly of you.
>But before you could do that, the stallion holds out one of his hoof towards you.
>Your right hoof started to move on its own, grabbing the stallion hoof.
>Th-thats le-lewd.
>And before you could say 'Spaggethios', the stallion pulls you in for a hug.
>Before you can feel it practically, but now you feel it literally!
>Everything about him, his fur, his warmth, his sm-smell.
>His hearbeat.
>Also, he can hear your heartbeat that has skyrocketted.
>It went from 0 to an 11!
>You want to get away from his grasp, but you don't have any energy left.
>You feel that this is the right thing to do.
>You wish you could stay like this forever, but sadly, all good thing comes to an end
>The stallion breaks the hug, and while still holding you, he st- WE started to dance!
>Classical music with knocking beat starts playing in the background.
>Your back hooves start to move on its own, following his rhythm.
>A crowd has started circling around you, stallions and mares came to watch you two.
>You feel scared.
>You want to run.
>You want to cry.
>But you didn't do any of that.
>You just dance without any care on what others may think.
>You feel free.
>You feel right.
>You feel... normal.
>After the music stops, we also stop.
>You and the mask stallion look each other in the eyes.
>Is this what normies feel?
>The rush, exhilarating feeling in your chest.
>Are you... a normie?
>Before you could answer that question, your head starts to move.
>Slowly, you feel your muzzle slowly closing in towards the stallion.
>I-is this really happening?
>Ar-are you really going to ki-kiss somepony?
>I-if you do this, would you not be a wi-wizard no more?
>You close your eyes, waiting for the inevitable to come.
>Knock knock.
>...
>Wat

>>30472997
>Knock knock.
>What?
>You are back to reality, Floor Bored.
>Current feeling: Groggy.
>You open your eyes, trying to find out where you are right now.
>You are currently on your bed in your messy apartment.
>It seems that the whole fiasco was only a dream.
>But... it feels...
>Somehow lifelike.
>Knock knock.
>You can't help but feel that you belong in your dream.
>The way that everything moves, react and feel.
>Almost feel familiar to you.
>You wish you could go back the-
>Knock knock.
>Oh yeah... the door.
>Who could be here in this hour?
>It's... 11 o'clock and somepony is banging on your door.
>Such a nuisance.
>You get off the bed and lazily walk towards your front door, passing all the trash: your dirty clothes, empty food box and various 'toys'.
>During your walk, you feel damp near your nether region.
>Also everywhere else around your body, but the most noticable one is there.
>Maybe you forgot to open your windows that afternoon and you feel hot, so you sweat all over.
>Thinking that might be it, you continue your way to your do- Oh hey, you're here.
>Without thinking, you open the door and met with a towering shadow.
"Yeah, what is it?" you tiredly say, while moving your right hoof to wipe the tiredness in your eyes.
>"Yeah, sorry to bother you right now, but I was wondering if you're still looking for a roommate?" the stallion(?) said.
>After you're done removing your sleep dust, you fully looked to the stallion in question.
>Weird, didn't ponies have 4 legs?
>And why is this stallion wearing pants?
>And why can you smell his strong scent?
>And why is it so dark?
>You tilt your head upwards, only to find the remaining parts of the body -which is cover with a white shirt- and a face.
>He seems to also be holding a familiar ad.

>>30473004
>...
>Wait a minute.
>That ain't no stallion.
>Brain, commence: Panic Mode.
>Panic Mode activated.
>You start sweating all over you body and your heartbeat is increasing.
>Knees weak.
>N-no spaggethi.
>W-what is this th-thing?
>Yo-you have n-never seen an-anything li-like this be-before.
>Wh-what does it w-want from you?
>M-maybe he came here t-to ea-eat you?
>Or wo-worse, >rape you?
>Wha-what is that he's hol-holding?
>...
>Oh.
>Brain, please up the ante.
>And with that, the only thing that you can see is darkness and the floor board :^).
>Hello darkness my old friend.

>>30473014
>...
>What?
>Anon, you dummy, what have you done?
>...
>What... did you do?
>You only knock on the pony doorstep, asking about the ad and the next thing you know it, she passed out on the floor.
>What should you do now?
>Do you leave?
>But you don't want to leave this unguarded little pony alone.
>Maybe you should channel your inner /mlp/.
>You search deep inside your heart, mind and penis and you slowly found the answer!
>rape
>...
>No, that is the old /mlp/ would do. What would the nu-/mlp/ do.
>Masturboop.
>You did just that, for a couple of minutes on the defenseless pony.
>...
>Okay, you're bored now.
>You decided to grab the fainted pony, went inside her dark room and put her on the couch.
>You close the front door and take a look on your surrounding using the moon as a light source.
>The place is a mess.
>Littered dirty clothes, empty food box, half-eaten food.
>And the smell.
>It suddenly hit you that this place smell awful.
>And a bit hot with a faint of muskiness.
>You wonder how anyone could live in this state.
>Poor little pony.
>Maybe you should stay with her for a night, just to keep her safe.
>Yeah, that is pretty reasonable.
>She won't freak out at all.
>And with that, you clean the place - a bit - to make room for you to sleep; on the floor next to the sleeping pony.
>Can't wait for her to wake up with her surprise.
>And with that, slumber takes hold of your body.

>>30473028
>>Can't wait for her to wake up with her surprise.

This can only end well

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doodle bump

>>30474337
Buttcuddles with Floor? Sign me up. Cute drawing.

>>30468716
Anon becomes floor's "daddy"?

>>30476223

>>30474337
Cuddleboop with Floorbutt

more green please

>>30478008
>
here anon, just for you

>>30478716
ass

>>30479454
yes please

>Equestria sucks.
>Well, not completely, but it definitely isn't what you thought it'd be.
>Once you showed up here, your welcoming wasn't as you imagined.
>Things kind of fell in place, just as they had on Earth.
>Ponies never talked to you, never bothered with much conversation.
>They were fine with you existing, but few were very friendly to you.
>It's been years since you got here.
>You've been given pony welfare, because you can't really contribute anything that a pony with a Cutie Mark can't do better.
>You shared ideas from Earth, sure, but never made any yourself.
>At this point, your intervening has just made this place more Earth-ly.
>And now, here you are, eating cereal at four in the morning.
>Without a need to work, the novelty of an alien worn off, you really just... exist, now.
>You feel yourself shiver.
>But it's not cold.
>Face towards a TV screen, you find it difficult to really focus on the program in front of you.
>Just like on Earth, your mind wanders to places all too familiar to you.
>The same place that brought you here, too.
>Mindlessly, you finish the last bits of cereal, slowly slurping down the sugary milk left over.
>With a slow sigh, you place the bowl down.
>Your gaze trails away from the screen, the sound from the TV filling your ears as thoughts idle your head.
>Then you hear a small click nearby.
>Hooves slowly clack towards you, and you pick your head up.
>Before you, your one and only friend in this place stands.
>She's sporting the same look as you.
"...Can't sleep?"
>She softly shakes her head.
>After being with her for so long, you actually forgot how you both had met.
>But you know she's the only pony you've ever felt close to, and that will never change.
>Though, time and time again, you've found yourself thinking otherwise.
>You both found common ground, which is what brought you together.
>You're an alien who can't work better than any pony here, and she's a pony without a special talent to work better at.

>>30479652
>Many times, you've thought, if she ever got her Cutie Mark, found her purpose, she'd undoubtedly leave you.
>That hasn't changed, and despite her words saying otherwise, you still don't believe them.
>But really, those thoughts just meant more common ground.
>She climbs onto the couch, hoodie still on, and sits on your lap.
>While normally, this would get Jr. stirring, you don't feel much in the mood.
>And seeing how she shared your expression, she clearly doesn't, either.
>So you wrap your arms around her midsection, and hold her close.
>She buries her head under your chin, the smell of her unwashed mane filling your nose.
>But you enjoy the scent.
>It's like the smell you get after a rainfall, with a little bit of musk to it.
>It's difficult to explain, but there's nothing like it.
>Taking a long, deep breath, you can feel yourself calming down.
>Despite being twice the size of her, her scent brings you a great sense of security.
>After all, she's the only one you've ever found yourself opening up to.
>Her hooves find their way around you, the extra contact helping you to calm even more.
>Her heart beats steadily against yours, her breathing becoming more relaxed and slow as time goes on.
>You close your eyes, drowning out the world around you and focusing on her.
>At this point, it wouldn't be fair to say she's an important part of your life.
>With how much you've shared, how much time you've spent together...
>She IS your life.
>And though you routinely feel down, feel like everything around you is crumbling...
>You know she'll be there to pick up the pieces, or watch them break apart alongside you.
>It makes life without her your only fear.
>"I love you..."
>You feel your heart skip a beat, as it always has, even years after.
"I love you too."
>She lets out a soft, content sigh.
>You feel her hooves hug you tighter, and you respond with the same.
>So yeah... Equestria does suck.
>But never in your life, would you ever think of leaving it.

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>>30479661
Damn anon

>>30479661
That was very sweet. Floor Bored smells nice.

>>30479652
>>30479661
Absutely qtp2t. It's beautiful. I would gladly die for that kind of love.

Happy.

>>30479661
why cant i be there

>tfw cupping and gently kneading Floor Bored's teats to calm her anxiety

>be Floor Bored
>NEET pone extraordinaire
>you just ran out of food and now you need to go ouside
"Fuck."

>>30481868
>Be Floor Bored from last post
>Look outside
>Big musical number going on outside (again)
>If you go out there, they'll make you join in
>Knees weak
>Hooves are sweaty
>Spaghetti falls out of your saddle bags
>Another crisis averted

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Have the old writefags abandoned us?

>Anon is living with Floor
>he gets a marefriend that isnt floor
>She "subtly" tries to break them up
>No mare can have her husbando but her

>>30483304
Green of Floor listening to anon's headboard thumping against her wall as he ruts his mare, when?

>>30483638
this is a floorboard love thread not a floorboard cuk thread :(

>>30483760
Twist, anon is actually just moving furniture

>>30484543
gump

>>30485310
Trump

>>30483821
Or he's actually a tulpa she created accidentally without even realizing it.

>>30486082
>tfw you will never have a fight club neet pone

hump

>be anamalous
>Have smelly roommate, ground tile
>"Anamalous u wnt sum fuk"
"Fek of flur smelly hoars"
>Put flar burd in dirty h0rs receptacle
>Spray with 1433667kpa waterjet
>Flor now no dirty hors
"K fug tiem"

>>30487527
not funny

What is the best way to emulate stinky neetpone smell?

>>30488167
get a gf

>>30488167
Build a shine with pee bottles, horse hair charms, and artificial mare juice.

>10

I want to read about anon on pone internet.

>30. there are no stallions on the internet

>>30487527
I can't seem to understand this.

>>30489565
this

>>30489859
Das The point mang

>>30490427

>>30487527
You tried to hard. Try that hard at killing yourself next time.

to write or not to write
that is the question most apparent.

>>30487527
>Be Amalgamous
>Have hoarse roomie
>hoarse smell like da pee poo
>hoars come up to u
>"it fuk tiem bby"
"no"
>you kick smelly small hoarse hard
>"ow stop kick me i want fuk not hurt"
>you kick her harder.
>in fact, you kicked her so hard a few of her ribs broke.
>and you just kept kicking her.
>"A-Anon please..."
>Her words only anger you and you place a hoof on her head.
"Dumb horses don't speak."
>You grind her head into the floor, really making sure she memorizes those floor boards of yours.
"You're so useless. I'm not even going to call you by your actual name anymore. You're just a floor board to me."
>She doesn't respond, and you stomp on her back.
>A few desperate grunts find their way out of her mouth.
>You stomp on her once more, and then scoop her up.
"We're going to the hospital now. I'll get you patched up and what will you tell the doctors there?"
>"I-I fell down the stairs..."
"Good girl."
>You give her head a pat and carry her on your back off to the hospital.
--------------------------------------------
"So why's your name Floor Bored?"
>"..."
>Floor remains silent on the subject.
>"...I'm not entirely sure. But I know it's important. I guess that's what my mom wanted to name me..."
"Just seems like an odd name to me."
>"Me too...me too..."

did I do a good

>>30491581
i laughed but please don't ever post anything like this again

>>30492450
why not anon
you laughed so what's so bad about it?

>>30492494
A girl who is a practically a shut in with no self-esteem is just too easy a target for someone who enjoys a physically abusive relationship. She's already isolated herself so it's a lot less effort.

>>30492525
i'm legitimately confused by what you mean here.
don't post anymore because the story is low effort or don't post anymore because it's not something you see as originale?

>>30492559
It's not interesting because you're just writing Anon as the perfect monster to be Floor's undoing. There's no room to go anywhere else with it, and psychologically it's just textbook stuff. Good for a low effort faux-edgy one off, but not the kind of thing these threads would benefit from more of.

Fun read, though.

>>30492613
Anti is that you

>>30492494
because It doesn't really belong here

>>30492613
it wasnt clear that shes thinking of two different Anons
Its only a one offer
>>30492716
it is about NEETpone so I suppose it does?
how doesn't it?

>>30492792
You do have the psychology of an abuser worked out. A monster Anon who got off on the idea of seriously and repeatedly beating the shit out of a pony would choose one with low self-esteem and poor socialization, so he could keep her isolated and control her in between beatings. So her whole world becomes him, the beatings are her new normal and she has no one to confide in about it.

But that does seem to have less to do with her being a NEET and more with just being a perfect target for an abuser. Not all NEETs are that bad, and many are not in the position to live outside of their parents' homes.

>>30492963
I still like it

>>30492963
floor living in her parents basement when

>>30493838

>>30492792
I know this thread is about NEETpone and anything about her is welcome but stories like these are only good for a cheap laugh and this kind of edgy humor gets old real quick. And also I don't think most people come here to read abuse shitposts.

>>30495165
shitposts maybe not, but long, well written abuse stories with a bad ending are one of my favorite things

>>30495892
The Anonfilly CYOA bring you here?

>>30495905
no I found this thread independent of that thread, but I am enjoying the crossover

boopmp

>>30497668
The black panties (that she's probably been wearing for a week) really make this pic super cute. Nice work.

>>30497668
>She want to lick his ass soooo badly

>>30495165
sexual abuse is my fetish though

>>30498001
It's an easy one when your lack of sexual contact with others and general feeling of powerlessness makes you resentful. But it's low hanging fruit.

>>30497970
okay ivan

>>30489565
Still waiting.

>>30498126
same

>>30498126
>>30498478
>Be (You).
>Magic happened, and then Equestria.
>Turns out they have ponynet.
>It's a dumb name, ponies are dumb.
>Whatever, at least it's kinda like home.
>Took some looking around, but you finally found the place online that you belong.
>Anon ain't no faggot, so you made sure to spend the first year just lurking.
>You are ready to post now.
>Your favorite thing to do is shitpost on /ponex/ about all the old human technologies you used to have.
>No one believes you.
>Little pony shits.
>'implying metal can fly'
>'invisible light'
>What the fuck are these little fuckers on about, they have goddamn internet, why is this shit so hard to believe?

Fuck you annoying little cucks, suck my dick!

>Fuck
No rp allowed retard.

fuck off monkey fag

>my dick
>>>>>>

Cock of gtfo!

>implying stallion

Lol, this zigger comes in here and tries to attention whore with a bunch of stupid bullshit and then tries to act like a stallion when she doesn't get what she wants.
>btw I'm a colt
Buck off.

Buckin' sage.

>Man fuck these little shits.
>Greasy little virgins probably never seen a stallion in their lives!
>Desperate little shits would probably do anything for a little bit of dick.
>...
>Holy shit.
>Where the fuck is that camera?
>Oh man, this is awesome!
>You're gonna be drowning in it!
>You could probably camwhore even.
>Man, fuck a real job, internet bits here you come!

>>30499074
>internet bits
You mean bitcoin?

>>30499310
They've gotta have like a Shekel Sidekick in Equestria or something.

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>>30499458

>>30499458
Someone ought to write a green about Floor losing all her money trying to get rich quick on Bitcoin and Equestrium.

Blease don't die

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>You sat idly in your chair staring into the glow of your monitor.
>Your eyes red and burning as you continue to scroll.
>Your gray sweatshirt covered in crumbs of various snacks you had consumed throughout the night.
>And the night before.
>Not to mention the sweat. You can't remember the last time you had taken it off.
>The curtains pulled over the window the way they had been for the last few days blocking out all sunlight.
>If it wasn't for the digital clock in the bottom right of her desktop you'd have no concept of time.
>Although the foot steps of your roommate were usually a pretty good indicator it was around 6:30am.
>Diverting your eyes from the list of posts to the time. The digital readout displaying 6:32am.
>Almost at the same time there was a knock on your bedroom door.
"Yeah?" You said sluggishly turning your head to the door.
>It was your roommate Anon, as if it would be anypony else.
>"I uh-have you been awake all night again? Anyway I left some money on the table if you want to not eat instant noodles for lunch."
>Your eyes half open and bloodshot.
"Thanks Anon." Forcing a small smile revealing a glimpse of your yellowing teeth.
>"Also I dropped off our rent yesterday, and I'm gonna need you to kick in this month. Half."
>Your eyes open wider gulping and darting your eyes away.
>"Is that a problem?"
"Nope! No I'll have it by the end of the month!" You spat out with a nervous smile looking back to your monitor.
>He stepped out of your doorway returning your door to the closed position and shortly after the opening and closing of the front door.
>Hitting the side of your head with a hoof.
"How am I gonna come up with half the rent in a month!"

>>30501684
>You've never had a job before! You don't even have your cutie mark! What COULD you even do worth being payed for!
>Scratching your oily mane before jumping out of your chair and pacing around your room.
>Wait a minute! Bitbits! You had opened a Bitbit Bag ages ago and bought some with the money you got for your birthday around the same time. Surely they've increased in value since then.
>Hopping happily back into your chair and logging into your Bitbit wallet.
'This is great!' You thought. 'I'll just cash in and I'll have more than just the rent! I'll be able to pay Anon back for all the months he had covered the whole thing!'
>Opening another tab you Swoogled the conversion rate of Bitbits to Bits.
>Quickly reading the boxes that flashed up on the page it looked like 1 Bitbit was about 2,200 Bits.
>And how many did you have?
>0.0001
>Your face scrunching up before letting out a sigh.
"Ok. Bitbits can go up or down dramatically at any time right? So I just wait for when it's enough for my half of the rent!"
>Sitting up in your chair you reach out your hoof and tap the key labeled F5.
>Then again.
>And again.
>And again.
>And again.
>Wait the numbers changed!
>1 Bitbit = 2,198 Bits
"Ugh! This is impossible!"
>Letting your head fall flat on your keyboard.
"How do ponies ACTUALLY make money from this!"

>>30501962
nice

>>30501962
>Sighing again and lifting your head off the hard plastic keys.
>You open a third tab and entering 'how to make money from bitbits' into the Swoogle bar.
>Clicking the first link in the list you scroll until they get to the earning part.
>The first in the list was a Bitbit faucet.
"Sites will just give me Bitbits for being on them!? Sign me up!"
>You quickly get yourself registered on the top 5 Bitbit faucets.
"I think you've earned yourself a snack Floor Bored" You said with a satisfied smile as you made your way into the kitchen.
>Swinging open the cupboard and grabbing the half empty bag of chips.
>The bag between your teeth you strut back to your room not bothering to close the door you just opened.
>Flopping in the center of your mattress with your chips seated beside you.
>Yawning you scoop a hoofful of those cheesy triangles and dumping them into your mouth.
>Chomping and crunching loudly before gulping down the partially stale chips.
>With another yawn you roll over into your usually sleeping spot before passing out.
>Laying peacefully atop your covers warm from your sweatshirt and your cheese dusted hoof on the blanket.

(Might continue when work cools down)

>>30502338
>You wake up slowly rubbing your eyes.
>You feel the grains of cheese dust against your face.
"Eh.."You yawn swapping hooves to rub the sleep from your eyes.
>Dragging your cheesy hoof along the blanket before slinking out of bed.
>Slowly making your way to your computer to see what time it was.
>Hopping up into your chair with a yawn and nudging the mouse with a hoof.
>7:48pm
>Wow you were out for a while.
>At least Anon would be home.
>Might as well check your Bitbits while you were here anyway.
>Tabbing back in to check what you're up to.
>Glancing at the numbers you couldn't believe your eyes.
>Your jaw nearly dropping.
>557.3447 Bitbits.
>You have to tell Anon!
>Bursting through your door and sprinting through the kitchen nearly breaking Anons door down.
"You're never gonna believe it! We're rich!"
>Stamping your hooves and spinning in excitement before the confused human.
>"Just calm down a bit. What are you talking about Floor?"
"Bitbits! I started collecting them through a few faucets this afternoon and I just checked it and I've got like 1.2 million bits worth!"
>You squeal in immense joy leaping up in the air.
>Before you could land you feel a firm squeeze around your mid section.
>You didn't need to open your eyes to know what it was.
>Anon was holding you up with a look of shock and happiness on his face.
>"Holy shit that's amazing Floor! We can get one of those super upscale apartments and never have to work again! We can just spend all day playing vidya together!"
"And eating the best pizza in Equestria!"
>"And fucking"
>A lewd grin on Anons face as he held you off the floor.
"Oh we don't have to wait for me to cash all those Bitbits in for that" Returning the look of arousal to the one holding you.
>Placing your hooves on either side of Anons face you pull yourself closer to him your lips puckered and your eyes closed.
>"Floor.."

>>30503010
>"Floor."
>"Floor!"
>"Floor Bored wake up!"
>Your eyes snap open lifting your head from the pillow.
>A damp spot where your head was. Raising a hoof and wiping a fair bit of drool from the side of your face.
"Hmm..what?" Rubbing your eye opening them up slowly to see the blurry outline of Anonymous.
>"I just wanted to let you know Trixie and I are going out tonight so I'll be back late."
>Indecipherable noises escaped your mouth as you closed your eyes and lay your head back down on the pillow.
>Picking your head up off the pillow once you feel the cold damp spot on your cheek.
"Eh.."
>Flipping the pillow over and driving your head into the dry softness.
>"Night Floor." Anon whispered softly closing her door.
>Laying there with your eyes shut unable to get yourself back to sleep.
>Stupid dream.
>Anonymous doesn't see you like that.
>He wouldn't wanna be your roommate forever.
>You roll over onto your back and stare up at the ceiling taking a deep breath.
>Stupid Trixie.
"Anon would like me too if I was cute...and had a nice mane...and was confident." You mumbled with a sigh.
>Just focus on the rent. Maybe one day you'll work up the courage to tell Anonymous how you really feel.
>Maybe the dream was a premonition!
>Well about the Bitbits anyway.
>You jump out of bed and jiggle the mouse to check how much you've accrued.
>Your eyes wide waiting for the monitor to light up.
".00001 Bitbits." The excitement slowly fading from your face.
>Tabbing to the page of ways to earn Bitbits you scroll down to the next in the list.
"Exchange goods or services for Bitbits."
>Well you can't provide any services anypony would pay you for.
>Turning to your shelves overflowing with figures and various collectibles.
>And no goods you could sell either.
>Maybe theres some human junk around the apartment weirdos would want to buy.
>Maybe you could sell some socks or something.

>>30503358
>Pushing open the door to Anons room. The light from the kitchen creeps in lighting a sliver of the space.
>Reaching a hoof up you flick the switch that illuminates the entire area.
>Looking around for anything that you may be able to sell that Anon wouldn't miss.
>It wasn't the first time you'd been in here.
>Or the first time you'd been in here without Anon knowing.
>Looking around there was a distinct lack of socks and boxers and shirts strewn about.
>Venturing further to the dresser you reached up biting the handle and pulling the drawer out enough to peer in.
>Blushing at the sight of the Anons boxers.
"Jackpot!"
>There's no way he would tell if he was missing a pair or two.
>Snatching 2 pair of socks from the drawer...and a pair of boxers before kicking the drawer closed.
>Tossing the socks onto your desk and carefully placing the boxers under some clothes in your dresser.
>You opened the Bor browser and navigated to one of the common market places to make your ad about 'Authentic Human Artifacts'.
"Sooner or later some weird pony will bid on these and I'll have my have my half of the rent in no time!"

(It's been a long night of doing this instead of my job so it's off to bed for me. If it's still up tonight I'll continue)

>>30503476
Sleep tight writefag, we will be waiting for you.

>>30503495

>>30503010
>And fucking
Nice detail. I once had a NEET girl who was very much like Floor hit me with the proposition of living together so we could "lay in bed all day like a couple of sloths fucking". At the time we were both coming out of relationships, I had some ambition and didn't want to get sucked into a lifestyle of lazy sex with an unemployed, unkempt, lazy, needy girl. Of course today I kind of kick myself over it, because it would have been fun to spend at least a few months in squalor with her. Give Floor a French Canadian accent and that was pretty much her.

>>30504348
I've did it back at college, overwintered with a neet who lived in the same apartment block, it was comfy at first, but would have gotten boring if it had gone on for much longer

>>30504484
>would have gotten boring if it had gone on for much longer
I guess that's what made my better judgment kick in. I didn't want to get tangled up when coming out of a relationship I felt free to do whatever the fuck I wanted. And there was no real future moving in with a girl who had no ambition beyond laying around the house fucking all day. But it was still a nice offer, and the feeling that I missed out on it is probably part of what keeps me riveted to these threads. While I wouldn't have wanted a NEET pone wife a few months of NEET pone gf sounds delicious.

Plus I have a little bit of a piss fetish, so the last thread hit me doubly hard

>>30504575
Yeah, if I'd had to move in completely, then I'd probably have had second thoughts, but she was in the same apartment building, and I was living with a few friends at the time, so my rent wasn't that high, and meant that I could have escaped at any moment if I'd chosen, and it wasn't like I had any plans to head home for winter break

bamp

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>>30504575
>Plus I have a little bit of a piss fetish, so the last thread hit me doubly hard

Good to see we're still up. Can't wait for more green

>>30504575
>>30505901
Fuck me, how did I miss that? I swear I've been here the whole time. Pastebin or something? OP was too much of a faggot to link to the old thread.

We gotta get some drawfags in here. Gotta see more of the beautifully unwashed NEET

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>>30491581
:^)

>>30507710
Oooh, that's fucking dark.

>>30503476
>Snatching the opened bag of chips from the floor you place it comfortably next to your keyboard within easy reaching distance.
>Scooping up some delicious artificial cheese flavored shards and quickly shoveling them into your mouth.
>You chomped them loudly while wiping your hoof off on your sweatshirt.
>Staring mindlessly into the monitor while stuffing your face.
>Normally at this point in the night you and Anon would watch a movie or something out in the living room.
>You couldn't help but feel jealous of the pony Anon had chosen to spend his night with.
>Well what to do now? Your only companion was out and left you here all by yourself.
>Watch one of the anime you'd seen a hundred times over?
>No you already know them like the back of your hoof.
>You didn't want to watch what you and Anon had been watching and spoil it for yourself then have to sit through it again.
>Maybe you could try and find a new album to listen to and just relax.
>After all it had been a pretty hard day trying to figure out how you were going make Bitbits.
>Yeah that's it. Opening up a tab you went to dragonoid.pw and filtered just the music from most recently uploaded.
>'Scum Buck Flower Colt'. A new album from one of that hip hop collective you forgot the acronym for.
>Clicking to download it you went out to the kitchen for a drink.

>>30508537
>Opening up the refrigerator door you pull out the 2 liter bottle.
>Popping the top off you pour it into the special cup Anon had got you.
>It was just a plastic cup with a removable top with a straw through it, but the straw had a ring just under the lid so you could hold the straw in your mouth and drink without having to use your hooves.
>Pouring the bright green fluid into the cup before returning the top to it.
>In typically fashion for you you took the straw in your mouth and walked back to your room sipping with each step while the cup dangled in front of you.
>Climbing up into your chair the rigid straw between your teeth suspending the container.
>You play your newly downloaded playlist of songs fiddling with volume control on your keyboard until it was just right.
>Leaning back in your chair your eyes closed.
>The already nearly empty cup resting against your chest while your teeth and lips hold it there.
>A loud chirp sounded over the beat you had begun to sink into.
>Opening your eyes and leaning forward placing your hooves on your desk.
"A response!"
>Eagerly opening the notification to see how big their offer was.
>Reading it through it looked like the pony was willing to pay .046 Bitbits for it.
>Switching to your Bitbits to Bits converter plugging in the numbers.
"100 Bits for just some dumb socks? This is gonna be easier than I thought!" You mumble while gripping the straw through your teeth.
>After your acceptance of the other users offer you send them your Bitbit Bag link and asking where you should send them.
>'I don't trust mail ponies, we can meet at Hayburger. You give me the socks and you get a hoofdrive with the Bitbits.'
>Hayburger!? Thats half way across town! Not to mention NOT in your apartment AND outside!

>>30509039
>You shudder thinking about how long its been since you've been out of your apartment let alone last time you went outside the building.
>Actually it was probably just before Anon became your roommate.
>You gulp nervously.
>Your eye starts winking and twitching furiously.
"Ok, ok. Deep breath Floor Bored." You say to yourself planting yourself to the carpet.
>Closing your eyes trying to control your breathing so you don't hyperventilate again.
>Exhaling and opening your eyes.
>Hopping into your chair you type out your message agreeing to the other ponies terms.

>After a a couple hours of leisure on the ponynet you heard the front door open.
>Pausing your music you could hear Anonymous and Trixie through your door.
>"Thanks for the great and powerful night Anonymous." The show pony said with her usual inflection.
>"Yeah it was cool. Maybe next time we can find something a bit softer to lay on though." A small laugh escaping from the two of them.
>You lowered your head and growled.
"Stupid Trixie." You muttered under your breath gritting your teeth.
>A few seconds after the front door closed a knock came on yours.
"Come in Mr. Great and Powerful." The words came out snide not bothering to turn your head away from your screen.
>Anon was already half way in your doorway by the time you responded.
>"A little embarrassing you heard that, and also how sore I am after-" You cut Anonymous off.
"I really don't want to know."
>"Uh sure. You know you probably shouldn't be up all night if you're gonna make enough for your half by the end of the month."
>Snapping your head to the side looking over to Anon.
"Actually I already have a plan to get all the money thank you!" You say smugly.
>"Alright Floor. Night." Anon said before closing your door.
"No you!" Calling out through your door.

(Unfortunately it doesn't look like I can work the graveyard shift for this thread tonight. I will continue if it's up or resume in the next)

>>30509589
Pretty cozy so far, can't wait to see how this unfolds out.

>>30509589
moar!

NEET bump

I honestly can't get enough of this OC.

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>>30513701
Floor a qt3.14

I would be Floor Boreds lifetime roomie

Moment of silence for PBD's green. it graced us with wonderful cuteness, and then tragically dies in a car crash on the way home from work.

Rest In Piss I know that's how I'd wanna go out.

>>30514310
why tf is this thread so interested in piss please explain ur fetish to me i dont understand it

>>30514502
filthy neet thing.
it takes practice to fill a pissjug without spillage.

>>30514502
Some greens suggested Floor squirts when she comes, basically soaking everything with piss. Others have had her pissing in bottles and hiding them in Anon's closet. And an unwashed mare's hindquarters would likely smell of piss, and in Floor's case constant masturbation. So piss has been a thing with her over several greens. This attracts the piss fetishists, resulting in more content being written for her in that vein.

>>30509589
Gonna be starting up in about an hour and a half. Glad to be the keeper of this thread late into the night.

>>30514638
we await your return friendo

>>30509589
>You wake sprawled out on your bed.
>Wiping the drool from your lip you turn to see light peeking around the corners of your curtains.
>With a loud yawn you roll out of bed.
>Peeling the sweatshirt from your sweat dampened fur and up over your head.
>Tossing the disgusting garment back on the bed reaching for a dark brown one half on and half off your dresser.
>Slipping your head and legs into it and wiggling it down your body.
>You figured since you were going out you should probably change clothes.
>After all it had been what?
>3? 4? Weeks since you had a change of clothes anyway so it was about time.
>Walking past your desk and slowly opening your door looking to the clock on the wall.
>1 o'clock.
>The money Anon left on the table yesterday was still there.
>Stuffing the denominations into the large pocket on your sweatshirt.
>Since you have to go to Hayburger anyway might as well get something. It was around lunchtime anyway.
>With another yawn you walk into the bathroom looking in the mirror.
>Squinting slightly from the bright light above the vanity.
>The light made the grease on your mane shine.
>It also made the unkempt fur on your neck and what little of your chest could be seen revealed by the old stretched sweatshirt much more visible than dim light of your room.
>Lifting your lips and tilting your head to look at your yellowing teeth.
>You debated for a second on brushing but it was time for lunch anyway.
>Don't want your Hayburger to taste gross from the minty aftertaste.
>Not bothering to close the door you lift the cover of the toilet and climb up to squat over the seat.
>Closing your eyes and sighing in relief as the familiar trickling sound echos off the porcelain.
>Hopping off relieved you walk back into your room stuffing the pair of Anons socks into your sweatshirt pocket.
>Standing in front of your front door you take a deep breath.
>Reaching up you turn the handle and push the door out into the hallway of the apartment complex.

>>30515257
>Lifting your hoof up slowly to take a step.
>Holding it there trembling a bit before reeling back and placing it back down to its previous position.
>Taking a deep breath you hang your head looking to where the the separate carpet patterns met.
>Gulping you take a step into the hallway.
>Then another.
>And another until you're completely out of the apartment.
>That wasn't so bad. There weren't even any other ponies around.
>Closing your door you make your way over to the elevator.
>Reaching up you tap the down arrow and watch as the needle above the doors gradually reaches your floor.
>The two pieces of metal part revealing a pony sitting contently looking back at you.
>"Going down t-"
>Taking a nervous step back you open your mouth to try and reply.
>Nothing comes out.
>Seeing the door to the building stairway you lunge for it pushing past the door and slamming it behind you.
>Breathing heavily you lean against the wall out of view of the small glass slit in the doorway.
>Why was that pony talking to you?
>Did he know you?
>You didn't know him!
>Why was he looking at you like that?
>Was...was he...checking you out?
>You feel your skin burn up under your fur.
>Was a pony interested in you?
>You press you face against the thin glass rectangle on the door looking to the elevator doors.
>You catch a glimpse of the ponies confused gaze before the doors shut.
>Peeling your face from the glass and turning to the stairs.
>You begin your decent down the dim concrete shaft.

>>30515711
>Sweat pouring from your face you finally reach the bottom of the stairway.
>Panting pushing open the door into the lobby.
>If your sweatshirt was any lighter a color the sweat stains would be not just noticeable by smell but sight as well.
>'Ok no ponys looking at you, just get through the lobby.'
>Putting your head down you walk briskly toward to door of the building.
>Squinting your eyes from the sunlight coming through the windows.
>Pushing your head against the revolving glass door you walk the half circle to the outside.
>Picking your hoof up shielding your eyes from the unfiltered sun.
"Ugh Celestia it's hot out here." You mutter to your self heading off to the meeting spot.

>After more exercise than you've had in the last couple years you make it to your meeting spot.
>Approaching the establishment you can see through the windows its packed.
>Seeing all those ponies in one place at once.
>You'd practically be rubbing against them.
>Your heart starts to race and you can feel your skin start to heat up again and you neck starts itching.
>You stop in your tracks.
>Your legs tremble.
>Knees weak.
>Neck sweaty.
>Moms spaghetti
>Taking a shaky step forward forcing yourself to get closer.
>'You can't let Anon think you're just a mooch that's incapable of pulling your own weight.'
>You freeze.
>'THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE!' You scream in your head while you stand paralyzed.

>be Floor Bored
>you just spent the past 2 hours lying in bed wondering what it would be like to be hugged by someone you arent related to
>not even romantic hugs, just normal ones
>now you are wondering if that clothesline will hold you long enough to end it all

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>>30517131
My glasses are elsewhere. Its allowed.
Not like literally everyone hasn't seen that picture already anyways

>You are Anon
>An outsider in a world of perfect little pastel colored ponies who have little marks on their flanks to assure them exactly what their purpose in life is supposed to be
>Of course you have no purpose here - you're just an interloper in their world
>So it's only fitting that you've hooked up with a practically monochrome, unkempt, unwashed antisocial mare who has absolutely no purpose in life whatsoever
>The other ponies go about their business, mixing things up with parties and impromptu musical numbers
>Not Floor
>She sometimes doesn't leave her room for days at a time
>Well, that's not true anymore
>Now she comes out to use the bathroom, so there are no more bottles of piss
>Piss is a thing with that mare, and since the two of you have hooked up a lot of it has been all over you
>She says she squirts when she comes, but it seems like she initiates sex when she has to pee, because there's a hell of a lot of it
>You made the mistake of doing it in your bed once, and never again
>Now it's noon and she's still asleep in her room
>You know you enable her by bringing her food and affection, but you're kinda falling for this filthy little pony
>Even so sleeping past noon is a bit much
>You knock on her door, and gently push it open
>Her musk wafts to your nose
"Floor, it's noon. You really ought to get up now."
>She's laying on her back, her legs spread and her tangled mane on one side of the pillow
"Floor, time to get up."
>She sighs heavily
"What do you want to do today, Floor?"
"How about eat junk food and fuck all day/," she replies
"We did that yesterday," you protest, though it doesn't sound like that bad of a plan.
"I liked yesterday," she says.
>Outside the sun is shining and ponies are singing
>Inside it's dark and musky, but also warm and comforting
>You get into bed next to her, reaching a hand over to rub her belly
>She's warm and soft, and responds to your touch in a wonderful way
>Fuck it, you had no plans for today anyways

>>30516235
>Is that what Anon thinks of you?
>Just a mooch?
>Just some lazy pony he's stuck with for now?
>What's it been 5 months Anon has payed the rent in a row?
>And not only that but he's always stocking the apartment with food.
>Maybe that's why he's been going out with other mares so much lately.
>Is he looking for a new roommate?
>Or maybe he's trying to find a marefirend and move in with them!
>You audibly gasp lifting your head.
>Shifting your gaze off the ground you realize you've been trembling and mumbling to yourself just beyond the doors of the restaurant.
>Ponies coming in, leaving and just passing by were giving you odd looks.
>Forcing a painfully nervous smile for half a second you forget the place is full and rush through the doors approaching the open space on the counter.
>"Welcome to Hayburger home of the Hayburger may I take your order?" The words from the adolescent pony fell flat and monotone. Her half closed dead eyes seemed to look right through you.
"uh..2 double Hayburgers." Your head down trying not make eye contact.
>"What? You gotta speak up."
>Clearing your throat you repeat your order and try a little louder.
>She gives you your total and you hand over the hoofful of coins from your pocket.
>Your head remained down almost as if you were making an offering to a feared god.
>The money was exchanged for a tray with your food.
>Turning you looked around for the pony you were going to meet.

>>30518254
>You notice a hooded pony in the back corner of the restaurant.
>They're making motions waving for you to come over.
>Looking to your sides you don't see any other ponies near you.
>Walking over you approach the table.
"Uhm...do I know you?"
>"Shh no talking." The cloaked pony said placing a hoofdrive on the table.
>A mint green hoof remaining on the table.
>You look down at the small piece of plastic confused.
"...uhm." Your mouth slightly agape still staring downward.
>"The socks, I'm buying the socks from you, the Bitbits are on the hoofdrive." She said in a loud whisper.
"Wait a minute...Lyra? Lyra Heartstrings?" You tilt your head trying to get a better view of her face.
>Ordinarily you couldn't remember anyone you went to school with aside from your bullies but she was the only one that ever bothered to even talk to you.
>Guess it turns out she was right about all that human stuff.
>"Shhh!" She says placing a hoof over your mouth. "Do you have them or not?"
>You nod your head taking them out of your pocket.
>As soon as they're in view a yellow aura appears around them before the pony and the socks fly out of the restaurant.
>Sitting down you slip the drive into the newly emptied pocket and begin your meal.

>>30517559
Comfy

>>30518761
That is aces, moar plox!

>>30518865

Why thank you

>>30518854
Thanks. I wanted to be comfy but still work in the piss thing

>>30517559
>Be Floor Bored.
>It's been a long, productive day of watching cheap neighponese cartoons and shitposting.
>You got a lot done, all things considered.
>But right now you have other things on your mind.
>You have to pee.
>Really bad.
>But the bathroom in all the way over there!
>Better just do what you always do.
>You open up your Kike(tm) messenger and shoot a text over to Anon.
>'want sum fuk?'
>That should do it.
>You go back to browsing for now.

>Not 30 seconds later, Anon bursts through your door, already naked.
>He rushes over to you chair and picks you up, setting you down on your bed underneith him, locking your lips with his own.
>You moan into his mouth, returning his ministrations with your own as he wraps his big human arms around your small pony body.
>You're good and wet now, and Anon's been rock hard since he came in (Carlos.png).
>Tapping on his side with a hoof, you indicate to him that you want him to turn over.
>He complies, laying down on his back and placing you on top of his stomach.
>Perfect.
>You spread your hind legs and straddle his abdomen.
>Letting out a contented sigh, you begin to relieve yourself on him.
>You can feel Anon's cock barely touch your rump, twitching in pleasure as your warmth washes over him.
>Thank Celestia he's into this sort of thing.
>Think of all the time you'd have to waste walking around your apartment otherwise.

>>30519525


>Anon presses your rump down against his abdomen, reveling in the feeling of your warm love flowing over him.
>You guess.
>Whatever.
>You give one last pleased little grunt as you finally empty out the last of your bladder.
>Anon just holds you there, grinding against you, practically using you like a cloth to soak up all the remaining pee and rub it into the two of you.
>"I love you floor."
>He's so cute, even if he is a weirdo.
>Oh well, gotta keep your man pleased, or you might have to actually use the toilet like some kind of normie.
>You look at his face a give him a genuine little smile.
"I love you t-- OOOH!"
>Anon had lifted up your rump and thrust himself into you.
>Oh fuck~
>You let your body collapse on top of him, wrapping your front legs around his chest.
>Yea, Anon was a little weird, but he sure was a good roommate.
>He sure made peeing a lot more fun.

>Be Anon.
>Man, Floor is awesome!
>You haven't fucked this much since... yea...
>And fetish.jpg
>This horse is the best!
>But some little part in the back of your mind can't help but notice that she ALWAYS pees on you.
>You can't help but wonder...
>Is that the only reason she calls you in here?
>To save a trip to the bathroom?
>Nah...

>>30519525
>And thank Celestia he has a bunch of towels and actually does laundry

>>30519554
Fucking noice!

>>30519525
>>30519554
Thats pretty NEET

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>>30520061
>carlos identified

>>30518761
you've got my attention. i would like to see how it all plays out.

>>30518761
WEW!

Wew?

>>30518761
>Pushing open the door to your apartment you step in and gladly close it behind you
"Anon! Anon are you home?" You call out having a quick look around
>Making your way to the fridge you open it up taking the bottle of your favorite bright green liquid
>Taking a large swig you plop yourself down in front of your computer
>'Since Anons not home...' You thought to yourself
>Checking your door to make sure its closed before putting on your headphones
>Your hoof slides down your dirty sweatshirt before feeling the sweat dampened fur of your thigh
>Your other hoof scrolling through a list of porn videos as you try and find the right one
>Settling on a squirting compilation you begin to rub your slit
>Slowly at first but gradually increasing as your hoof gets slicker
>Watching the monitor intently you begin to pant
>Your legs spread wide and hanging over the arms of your chair
>Moans and heavy breaths escaping you getting ever closer to climax
>Biting your lower lip and slamming your eyes shut
>You hear the noise of a door open
>Twisting your head so fast to see if it was yours your headphones fly off
>At nearly the same time you rip your hoof from between your thoroughly dampened thighs
>Spinning in your chair to try to snatch one of your sweatshirts to cover up the wet spot on the chair
>Leaning just a little to far you topple over and come crashing to the floor
>Your door flys open after the loud noise
>"Floor are you ok?" Anon questions standing in your door way
>Peering over your fallen chair trying to hide as much of you as possible
"J-just fell asleep in my chair and had a n-nightmare I'm fine" Forcing an uncomfortable smile while panting as if you had run a marathon
>"Well anyway thanks for all the help getting me that 'special juice' Anon" The bright purple pony said before heading off down the hall.
"Who was that?" You ask seeing the pony walk past the doorway
>"Oh that's just Berry Punch. She just needed me for something
"Oh" Looking down at the floor

>>30521841
Dizam. Anon is such a playa, how can floor even compete?

>>30522005
>inb4 Anon is literally a manwhore

>>30522005
>>30522398
inb4 anon is just doing chores

>>30522398
Ponies aren't women. So anon isn't THAT bad.

>>30521841
>"Are you alright? That fall sounded pretty hard" Anon said tying to console the down looking pony.
"I'm just gonna go nap." Slumping down behind your overturned chair and curling up on the floor.
>"You sure we could go get some food my lunch breaks only half over."
"No." The sound lazily fell from your lips.
>You could hear Anon saying something but were too wrapped up in still be on the edge of orgasm and the embarrassment of being caught on the edge of orgasm.

>The arousal had gone but the embarrassment stayed.
>You were laying on the carpet for what seemed like forever.
>Sighing you look over and see the hoofdrive on the floor.
>It must have fallen out of your pocket when you fell over.
>Standing up you plug it into one of the ports on the front your desktop.
"Just gonna transfer these to my Bitbit wallet and get back to wallowing." You say not even bothering to stand your chair back up.
>Your movements were slow and listless.
>Not that your movements were full of pep or energy anyway.
>Unless it was masturbating.
>But given the events of today you'll probably be too traumatized to flick the bean again for at least a day or so.
"Wait a minute...this is empty! Theres no Bitbits on this drive!"

>>30522664
That green SOB. Floor knows who you are.

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>>30522664
>Lyra pulled a fast one on Floor
>She probably knows where Lyra lives
WEW LAD!

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>>30519554
Hope you'll write more NEET-pone piss greens.

>>30522931
This. I'm not really a piss fetishist but I enjoy reading anything Floor Bored related.

>>30522893
>>30522697
> having the NEET go outside again
> having the NEET get confrontational with a real person
Pretty sure Lyra can just greet her in front of everyone and Floor won't dare do shit. Especially considering it was a transaction about stolen stallion's lingerie.

>>30523288
You DO have a point...

I want to finger Floor Bored's pisshole.

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>>30523575
Urethral stimulation is actually very pleasurable.

>>30523740
That, and once it's been stretched enough, I'd be able to stick my dick in it.

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>>30523749
EVEN MORE PLEASURABLE!

>>30523881
Not to mention it would make it much easier for her to urinate in bottle. Instead of having to aim into the bottle and risk getting piss all over the floor, she could just shove the bottleneck up her urethra and let it flow into the bottle.

>>30523995
Or just use a catheter constantly and fuck up the sphincter so without one she constantly dribbles piss everywhere.

>>30524001
>she constantly dribbles piss everywhere.
She probably does that to some degree anyways.

>>30524023
She's just too lazy to go to the bathroom, so when she runs out of conveniently reachable piss-bottles, she just pees on the floor and lets it dry up on its own.

>>30524063
She really doesn't need the piss bottles now that she has Anon to pee on.

>>30524084
True.

>>30524084
>you will never sit on the couch watching TV and cuddling with Floor sitting in your lap
>you will never suddenly feel a warm wetness spreading across your lap and starting to seep down your crotch as she casually pees right there and then

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>>30523749
>>30523881
>>30523995
>>30524001
>>30524063
I mean, I've got a bit of a fetish too, but...

>>30525456
Cute. I'm not a weeb myself, so I'm not like creaming my pants over the choice of style, but that's just a personal thing. It's still good, very NEET appropriate. You draw more now.

>>30525456
Im feelin it. Very cute and I could see Floor drawing some degenerate art.

>>30525456
>tearing up at the thought of drawing detailed horse dick and anon nekkid

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>>30525456
Floor would drink sparkle~cola from a dildo while drawing. I'm confident of it.

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>>30526484

>>30527150
Because Floor is a lewd poni poni.

>>30526484
>terrible colored oc
>a fuckin dude
>diet soda
more than enough hints to see how fat and gay that oc owner is

>>30527236
Floor is best lewd

>>30527436
Yes she is.

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>Be me
>Have HTC Vive
>Already a VR pony waifu sex game
>Make a modded Floor Bored skin
>Use my HTC Vive and Sugar Star to simulate having sex with Floor Bored
Feels good to be a richfag.

>>30528564
>>Already a VR pony waifu sex game
WHERE

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>>30528678
>Thinking I'd tell a plebian like you
Just kidding, I'll sauce you in a bit.

>>30522664
>Was it a mistake?
>Was it intentional?
>She was trying to fuck you over!
>She thinks you're just the same pony as you were back in school.
>Too shy and anxious to ever speak up about anything.
>Well...
>Yeah. You are.
>Your fire quickly dissipating.
>But you needed those Bitbits.
>If you were the reason you and Anon got evicted he wouldn't see you as just a roommate but would hate you too!
>You can't lose the only friend you've ever had or the only place in all Equestria you feel at home!
>Tapping your hoof nervously debating if you should do something or do nothing.
>No why were you even thinking about this?
>Of coarse you have to do something!
>You may still be a spergy, anxious, and otherwise a giant autist but you aren't the same kid that can just get pushed around all the time.
>And Lyras gonna find out just how much you've changed.
>Your fire slowly returning to you.
>But how were you gonna find her?
>Well Lyra and whats her name that owns the candy store have been inseparable for as long as you can remember.
>Looking at the clock it was almost time for the candy store to close.
>Pulling the drive from the desktop you rush out of the door thinking of what to say to Lyra when you see her.

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>>30528912
Oops forgot to namefag

>>30528564
>>30528678
>>30528726
Pic related

>>30528912
Is Floor going to pull a a Tomoko and sperg out?

>>30528950
http://besti.love/

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>>30528912

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Reminder that using the word "neet" and being proud of being one is a disgrace

>>30527236
But that's not Floor you tard

>>30529569
>$1 a month
That kinda sucks. Would be interested if it was like just a one time thing of like $30.

>>30530339
That's like $30 every 2.4 years
That's pretty fucking miniscule, I think it's worth supporting them gradually over time for continued development.

>>30530522
I don't do partion at all. I'm not fucking with shit that bills me every month even if I forget all about it. If they don't let me pay up front. fuckem. I'll just wait for the mega link.

>>30530547
Way worth it

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floor a cute

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when i first saw this thread i thought it was gonna be good.
but its literally just a piss thread

>>30531552
Only sometimes.

>>30531552
this one is a bit heavy on the piss, but if you go back a couple threads there is less

>>30530339
>>30530522
The patrons' password is hashtag

>>30531663
i have been here for the past 2 threads and nearly all of the green was related to piss its something you cant escape in this. i just want to read about cuddling floor

>>30531711
Piss-bottles are a natural part of a shut-in NEET's life.