What did she mean by this?

>>30436654
Really gets the ol' sprinkles wrinklin'.

>>30436654
Ok, seriously though, what did YOU mean by this?

>>30436654
Really activates my almonds

>>30436654

Wings cancer.

They will replace rainbow dash after the S8

>>30436654
>Soarin'
>"""flying"""

Suuuure

>>30437372
What "flying" gives you a sprain in the neck?

>inb4 Soarin got Rainbow blowjob

>>30436654
It means Soarin just cucked every Rainbowfag out there there's a reason why she is tired they fucked like rabbits.

wingsjobs

>>30436747
The ebin cuck meme for dashfags, apparently

>>30437403
Gas /pol/ posters and aryanne

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>>30436654

>>30436654
>>30437504
It seems some autistic soarindash faggot is working on gameloft right now

>>30437528
It's not exactly new and this is the only time it's ever mentioned.

>>30437504
How much autism does she have?

>>30437723
Cause it's autistic and no one paid attention to these injokes until the shipping episode in S7.

>>30437737
>Hair isn't dyed a rainbow pattern, its literally her natural hair color(s)
>Obsessed with doing everything fast, to an autistic degree
>Both of above points are literally in her name
>Dream job is somewhere in the military
Anon, Rainbow Dash is literally autism: the pony.

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>>30436654

It means Rainbow Dash is smug as fuck, as usual.

>>30437891
Anon why are you posting nigger babies on 4chan, hell on /mlp/ of all places?

>>30437859
Thank you anon I'm not the only one who thinks that cunt is authistic.

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>>30437913

I could post smug anime faces instead. The answer is: For variety.

>>30437929
How about smug horses? I need some because I'm surely lacking in those.

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>>30437935

Sure, I got a few of those.

>>30436654
It sounds like she had sex with Soarin using positions involving wings.

>>30436654
Dashfags cucked

and now you know why Soarin is always tired

>>30437394
Don't you mean a rain-blowjob

>>30437891
What's with people and this fucking kid. I heard this kid on Complex and he's a kid of a known producer and he produced Kendrick's song. I see this shit shitposted everywhere.

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>>30437935
Is this horse smug enough for you, Anon?

>>30438037
The new cuck meme of Dashfags?
Rainbow giving a blowjob to soarin behind the bleachers.

>>30438323

Literally who?

>>30437968

The most logical position for ponies would be doggy style, if you're a pegasus it makes sense then to grab hold of the wings. If you go too rough I'm sure you could cause bruises and worse that way.

>>30438037
But Dash is lesbian.

>>30438544
Not anymore.

>>30438552
Fine. Bi then.

>>30438554
She's actually a trap, which means she's gay.

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>>30438544
>

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>>30438589
>

>>30438544
>>30438554
>>30438587
>implying 100% of equestria's population isn't heterosexual
There aren't even any jews there. Who would be pushing such an agenda?

>>30438604
Celestia getting rid of the Rainbow bloodline can't blame her who wants a tumor in their kingdom.

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>>30436654
>>30437504
It means nothing. Some autistic faggot is trying to ruin Dash's purity reputation but we know better.

>>30438620

Yeah, we all know that she's going for Quibble Pants.

>>30438604
Celestia is always pushing for interracial relations. Changelings, griffons, crystal ponies etc. and couples between different pony races are everywhere. Same agenda.

>>30438620
She as fucked every Wonderbolt member and who knows what else but she is not pure she's quiet the opposite.

>>30438612
>>30438633
That's not how Celestia works. Besides, there's nothing wrong with heterosexual interspecies relationships.

>>30438644
Explain.

>>30438644
Fucking a different species and you can't procreate and it's not wrong keep telling yourself that's normal anon, I know you said that because your waifu is a pony.

>>30438598
Daring do will marry Ahuizotl in Daring Done.

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>>30438639
This. Dash knows what she wants, and she knows how to get it.

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>>30438620
Soarin is coming for that pie.

With every Dash episode announced about Wonderbolts. HE will be there getting closer to her as Discord with Fluttershy.

>>30438589
delet

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>>30438650
>implying you can't procreate with a pony

>>30437859
didn't you hear anon. Acording to idw the wonderbolts are no longer a military group.

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friendly reminder that Rainbow Dash is for Applejack only.

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>>30438630
If that were true she would've been blushing like a slut whenever she is around him. Like Twilight, Glimmer, Shimmer, Fluttershy and Rarity. Those are the real sluts.

>>30438639
We have never seen her interested in a guy. Not even a hint. Her purity is well established and anything that contradicts this would be too ooc.

>>30438655
>element of loyalty
>betraying her future husband
She will give her first kiss and virginity to her husband. She wouldn't want to make a cuck out of him.

>>30438661
But he is already close with Spitfire. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a tsundere Spitfire and Soarin episode again. Anyone with eyes can see that they have a thing for each other.

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>>30438676

yes, her husband Applejack.

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>>30438676
>We have never seen her interested in a guy. Not even a hint.
And there you have it.
Confirmed lesbian.

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>>30438676

>>30438671
There is nothing good about the comics. They need to retcon everything from IDW and start up again with Oni Press.

>>30438671
>idw
>canon
Check out this shill

>>30438684
It was a blush of seeing a hero rather than love interest as with Rarity and Trenderhoof.

>>30438685
But Pencils just recently got hired as an artist for pony on IDW.

>>30438717
Artists have no control over the story, they merely draw what they are told. Nothing is different.

>>30437859
>Hair isn't dyed a rainbow pattern, its literally her natural hair color(s)
>Both of above points are literally in her name

>these two things she has no control over are signs of autism
She is indeed autistic as fuck though.

>>30438663
Implying a human and a pony can procreate and it's not canon what a surprise.

>>30437929
Got any smug ARMS characters.

>>30438671
Yeah their shit at their jobs even if they aren't military more like entertainment. Quick question why does one need to know the equestria history to join their shitty group?

>>30438718
Tom Zahler is both an artist and writer for the pony comics. Pencils may become one too if he prove his worth and knowledge over the series.

Being an /mlp/ faggot shouldn't be a problem for him to prove that he know better about the characters and lore than Bobby Curnow himself.

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itt: bait

there's only one OTP

>>30438589
Barely even subtle. They made out in that ball pit.

>>30438676
She got in the Woonderbolts what other proof do you want to know she's not pure?

>>30438729
No one has control of whether they're autistic or not, anon. It's just one of those unfortunate genetic defects some people are born with, like being black.

>>30438716
The fuk u mean Rarity saw Trend as a hero she saw him as a love interest.

>>30438733
>Quick question why does one need to know the equestria history to join their shitty group?
One, propaganda tool. Good way to indoctrinate members.
Two, propaganda Tool. By turning new members into broadcasters.
Three, discipline. If you're too ADHD to learn simple concepts, you won't work well in a group.
Four, basic memory retention. If you're too dense to pick up history, you'll bee too dense to pick up simple instructions, and you're out.

>>30438781
O wow didn't know Celestia used propaganda to get a following what a bitch can't show her subjects a proper way a ruler should take care of its people can only hope someone else can take the throne and actually lead a kingdom.

>>30438800

The fuck are you talking about? What is "a proper way"?
You're fucking stupid if you think 100% non-bias and honesty is even a viable way of leading a kingdom.
We know for a fact Celestia lies and misleads from time to time. She does it as early as the pilot when she intentionally (mis)leads Twilight by omission. And she's done nothing to prevent the holiday that is Nightmare Night. Only two interpretations can exist. Either Celestia allowed ponies to forget Luna because she literally didn't care, or Celestia intentionally erased Luna so that Luna could start with a clean slate when she returned. Personally I'd go with the latter.
Then of course Heart's Warming Eve holiday. 'Nuff said.

>>30438868
You're mean.

>>30437504
Why don't YOU do it if you're so inclined instead of pitching ideas like some worthless idea-mare?

>>30438879
>what a bitch
>can't show her subjects a proper way
>hope someone else can take the throne and actually lead a kingdom.

Yup. I try to reply in tone as often as possible.

>>30438868
And look how far they are they can't even protect their kingdom Celestia and Luna are alicorn supposedly the strongest type there is but get knocked out in two seconds they can't even progress technology wise she is holding her people back she is a horrible leader no matter how you put it she should care about her subjects not her own goal she's two thousand years old or whatever old she is she can't do nothing right she is nothing more than a obstacle that is holding everyone back from progressing.

>>30438897
>they can't even protect their kingdom
Wrong.
Equestria has been standing for over 1000 years.
>alicorn supposedly the strongest type
Sauce on this? What episode is this mentioned in?
>get knocked out in two seconds
Irrelevant. Even the greatest of warriors can be stabbed in his sleep or have his drink poisoned. No one is immune to a surprise attack.
But that's not even relevant here, you don't put the strongest person in a leadership position, you put the best leader in a leadership position.
>they can't even progress technology wise
Are you... Are you fucking retarded? Do you even watch the show?
Equestria has technology to the point where their prosthetics are good enough to FLY with, FLY, in a COMBAT SCENARIO.
>she is holding her people back she is a horrible leader
Prove it.
>she should care about her subject
Are you suggesting she doesn't?
Prove it.
>not her own goal
What are her own goals?
Elaborate.
>she can't do nothing right
See my first point, she's kept Equestria standing for over 1000 years.
>she is nothing more than a obstacle that is holding everyone back from progressing.
At this point you're just parroting what you've already said. Prove it.

>>30438918
Are we really doing this?
Look let's just say we agree to disagree.
And Celestia is a shit leader. Okay

>>30438924
>And Celestia is a shit leader.
When you make statements in absolutes like these, yes, we really are doing this.
Prove it.
If you're going to talk in absolutes, you must be prepared to back up your claims with facts. This tumblresque "muh fee-fees" argumentation isn't acceptable behavior on 4chan.

If you can't? Well, take the lesson to heart and don't speak in absolutes.
You think Celestia is a shit leader? That's absolutely fair. You can believe whatever you want. No one cares about your opinion.

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>>30438940
>isn't acceptable behavior on 4chan
Then what is, you fucking newfag?
4chan isn't your intellectual dumping ground.

>>30438940
Do you honestly think I care this is a show for kids.
Why should a opinion offend you is celestia your waifu or are you that invested into the show.

>>30438944
Thank you.

>>30438924
>>30438940
And when I said "and Celestia is a shit leader" I was so obviously trolling I thought you would get that I was trolling since the beginning.

>>30438940
Look anon let's call it truth alright I'm sorry I took it way too far I didn't know you would act like this so take my apology I'm sorry for pissing you off.

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>>30438946
>>30438957

>Why should a opinion offend you
You're fucking dense, aren't you?
Opinions are fine. See the post you're replying to:
>You think Celestia is a shit leader? That's absolutely fair. You can believe whatever you want. No one cares about your opinion.

Since I actually do believe you are dense at this point, I'll try to spell it out for you.
>Celestia is a shit leader
This is a statement. It is either false or true. If you make a statement like this (outside of tumblr, that is), you MUST be prepared to back it up and demonstrate how it is objectively true or false.
>I think Celestia is a shit leader.
This is personal opinion or belief, you are the only subjective arbiter of it.

>>30438971
I know this is anonymous but Anon, come on, you're embarrassing yourself.

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>>30438969

Just applying some light chemo. No hard feelings, I just hope you remember until next time!

>>30438971
When I said Celestia is a shit leader I knew someone would get pissed I didn't mean for it to go this far.

>>30438940
fucking reatard you should neck your self

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>>30438981

>>30438944
Cold hard facts. Truths that stand independently of who delivers them.

Anonymous culture, you dig? It doesn't matter if you're talking to Bob the Burger-Flipper or Samuel the Surgeon, what matters is the argument itself and how well it stands on it's own legs.

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>>30439009
Just, like, kill yourself, my man.

>>30439009
>>30439020
Can we please stop I regret posting that now.
Let's get back to Rainbow or something.

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>>30439024

This thread was shit to begin with. Nothing of value has been lost.

>>30438730
>griffons are canon
mix between cat and birb
>cat people and birb people are in the canon movie

your move.

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>>30439043
*you're

>>30439043
I'm pretty sure a griffon is mixed with a tiger I know it's a type of cat but still.
But, I highly doubt a cat and a bird fucked and out came a griffin.
Has for cat people and bird people where are the humans then?

>>30439009
h-hey guise i watched 3 videos of le molyman me smarts nao

fucking hell can you be an edgy teen somewhere else?
it's a board for grownups who talk about serious matters


rainbow is a cunt

>>30439066
ur mom is a cunt

>>30439048
rekt
>>30439056
not a tiger, it's a mix between Lion eagle

cats have nothing to do with it
>>30439071
yes, yes she is, what point are you trying to make girl?

>>30439078
Fuck me lion not tiger thanks anon.

>>30439071
But Rainbow is a cunt she sold Fluttershy into slavery.

>>30439083
youre mom should have sold you into slavery

>>30439083
>Implying cunts are bad.
Look at this fag

>>30439083
For a comic.
If not then I don't remember it was a long time since I last watched that episode.

>>30438971
Lemmie preface this by saying I love Celestia endlessly and think she's the purest waifu. I'm also not the guy you're talking to.

But she's a shit leader.

Here comes Celestia, princess of Equestria:
- Allowed her student to put herself into grave danger many times without any real safety nets in place in the hopes that she'd not get herself killed and succeed to become a princess.
- Allowed a changeling queen to overpower her, and was too dense to notice the drastic changes in character of her niece prior to her revealing that she was a changeling when Twilight figured it out immediately.
- Has ruled for thousands of years yet knows nothing about Yaks, a species that lives within a balloon-ride of Ponyville, because keeping track of neighbouring races and their cultures is apparently too much work for a sovereign concerned with the safety of her nation.
- Immediately sends Twilight to deal with the Crystal Empire once it reemerges even though she understands how grave of a threat Sombra is.
- Doesn't know what Parasprites are despite being thousands of years old.
- Is apparently oblivious to Luna's stressful duties governing the dreamscape, and since we know how important it is that the dreamscape is managed according to Luna, that must mean that for 1000 years no one was governing the dreamscape.
- Her idea of a fine, orderly evening at the Grand Galloping Gala is to throw the entire thing into chaos by encouraging rampaging animals and property damage.
- She allowed Nightmare Night to become an established tradition even though she likely knew that Luna would take umbrage with it once she got back.
- She didn't offer to help in the slightest once Discord returned, and instead dumped the whole responsibility onto Twilight under the lame excuse that because she's no longer connected to the elements she might as well not bother helping.

There's a lot more, but that should be enough to show that she's a really bad leader.

>>30439085
>>30439088
I love you guys (no homo).

>>30439091
I think you and I both know that there are better ways to show one's love.

>>30439090
Just stop please stop I'm begging you I'm the original anon who started this I don't want this to continue please.

>>30439098
The fuck you mean?

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>>30439078
>>30439081
There are some exceptions on the bird-end. Grampa Gruff for example. There's an owl-headed griffon as well.
I don't recall any from the top of my head, but I'd say it's reasonable that tiger-assed or leopard-assed griffons might exist.

>>30439101
>*unzips pants*
Ben Dover

>>30439102
I'm fucking done talking about these shitty griffins.
There are more of these degenerates?

>>30439103
Hell no I'm out, I'm not into that faggity shit.

>>30439102
Maybe it depends on the parents. Like if a eagle and a lion mate, they end up with Gilda.

>>30439090

If your preface is true, why are you so biased in interpreting events against her?
I'm not saying you're necessarily wrong, definitely not on all accounts (she did definitely intentionally destroy the Grand Galloping Gala because it was getting too uptight and orderly, for example.), but quite often you are or at the very least could be wrong.

For example, let's look at Nightmare Night, and let me offer a different interpretation:
Up to the point Luna was banished, it was a well-established fact that Celestia had a sister.
When she was banished, then, it goes without saying that every scholar in the lands would take great interest in chronicling the events up to and including NMM. Luna and NMM are at this point heavily linked in the minds of ponies, and NMM is established as EVIL.
Over the next 1000 years, I don't think even Celestia could realistically censor ALL that history and remove ALL traces of Nightmare Moon, but what she can do is separate NMM from Luna in the minds of ponies, and attribute the deeds of NMM to some mythical fairy-tale character.
The alternative would be to rewrite history so that Luna/NMM comes off as misunderstood. The problem with this approach is that instead of giving Luna a clean slate separate from NMM, Celestia would be enforcing her own vision upon Luna, she'd create a false image of Luna without Luna having any say in the matter.

>>30439090
I agree. There's too many economic depressions, riots, and oppressive laws in Equestria. Celestia is such a terrible leader.

Oh wait.

>>30439136
Man you talk like you just got done binge-watching Stefan Molyneux videos.
You should stay away from Molyneux, man, the dude runs a cult of personality and will kill your family if you send him a dollar.

Anyway, all of your points can be rebuked by remembering that Celestia was alive and the main ruling monarch for 1000 years. Her reach is nationwide and it wouldn't be hard for her to just dispel any rumours about her sister as they appear, it's not like there would need to be any scholars researching the subject, the person who knew Luna best is still alive and kicking, and can answer any questions people may have about her. The fact that she didn't dispel rumours is either laziness on her part or a sign that she doesn't care all that much about Luna's reputation. Either one of these things are bad.

>>30439158
She might be a good politician, but that doesn't mean she's a good leader. She might be able to keep the peace but she's shown terrible decision-making in times of crisis.

>>30439191
In the case of Luna/NMM, (controlled) rumors like what we ended up with are less harmful for Luna than ponies knowing the truth. Luna did for all intents and purposes declare war against Celestia and try to incite a civil war.

>>30439214
>Luna did for all intents and purposes declare war against Celestia and try to incite a civil war.
Only she didn't.
As much as the fandom wanted Luna to be the leader of an insurrection, the entire "Uprising of Nightmare Moon" is shown here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5IfhvbvJO0

There was no underground resistance. No conspiracy. She just snapped one night and got into a fight with her sister, who then banished her to the moon. Would be pretty easy for her to just be like "Yeah I didn't treat her properly or respect her so she lashed out and I banished her to protect the country. No, she wasn't evil, just lonely and misunderstood. Now stop spreading rumours or I'll send you to the gelding pits."

>>30439083
>>30439089
I'd sell Butterhush into slavery for a bag of chips or a coke so I can't really fault Dash for doing that

>>30439289
But dash is still a cunt.

>>30439256
>There was no underground resistance. No conspiracy.
I'm not 100% convinced that's the case. Note how the entire castle grounds are empty, that shouldn't normally ever happen. At the very least, someone, either of them, had to evacuate the entire castle and plan a meeting between Celestia and Luna only.

>"Yeah I didn't treat her properly or respect her so she lashed out and I banished her to protect the country. No, she wasn't evil, just lonely and misunderstood. Now stop spreading rumours or I'll send you to the gelding pits."
Hyperbole aside, I see several potential problems with this.
>I didn't treat her properly or respect her so she lashed out and I banished her
This would be political suicide, especially in a time of turmoil like this, when one ruler is gone. Celestia can't afford to show any signs of weakness or flaws, or ponies WILL start doubting her and questioning why she's in charge.
>No, she wasn't evil, just lonely and misunderstood.
What she did was evil. Even if she was also lonely and misunderstood.
Celestia enforcing her will on Luna's persona in this way, by dictating to the history books what Luna felt or didn't feel at the time, sounds exactly like the kind of shit that would make Luna feel unwelcome in the first place.
Especially with what we know later, from episodes like Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep, Luna needed to feel guilty, wanted to be punished for what she'd done. She had to come to terms with it herself, without Celestia dictating how ponies should treat her.
Can you imagine? Performing what you yourself see as grand treason, to be banished for 1000 years, and when you return, people are apologetic towards you and see you as lonely and misunderstood? And the reason people see you that way is because Celestia DECIDED they should feel that way? Decided, ON YOUR BEHALF.

>>30438737
genuine interest, the two are opposites

>>30438971
Get shit on Sunfag.

If you can't see why Celestia is a shit leader then please rewatch Twilight's Kingdom or even the first episode.

It's the grandest of coincidences everything works out the same it should. Because of Twilight.

There's only one time she did something right, and that was at the end of Return of Harmony.

>>30439443
>the grandest of coincidences
Try Destiny and Prophecy.
And remember Celestia can get glimpses and visions of the future (like she does when she sees Tirek escaping, for example)

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Shamelessly begging for gems to complete the mane six.

Rainbow ain't cheap so could one of you generous anons send some love my way?

Here's my code

>>30439839
Everyone hates Rainbow so no sorry anon.

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>>30436654
>>30437504
>Tandem training

it's obvious

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>>30438676
>We have never seen her interested in a guy.
Yeah.

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>>30440186
Sure.

>>30440186
>>30440189
It's almost like she has a thing for Daring Do

>>30440195
Yeah, if Daring Do were a stallion.

>>30440201
See >>30438598
Or the numerous other times she creams her figurative pants over Daring Do.
I don't think the thought of a cock ever crosses into her mind when it's about Daring Do.

>>30440210
Yeah but that was hero worship. There is no basis for her to react the same way with Quibble Pants because she just met him and it was immediately apparent that the two of them had some chemistry going on.

>>30440238
It WAS hero worship, but clearly develops into something more. A genuine interest.

>>30440238
Yeah, she acts exactly the same with Quibble as she does with Twilight, it's all built on a common interest towards Daring Do.

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Soarin' is me because I'm always tired of everything.

>>30440263
I've never seen her glomp Twilight. The closest thing to that is when they ended up tangled up in each other whenever she accidentally crashed into her. With Quibble she was clearly doing it intentionally.

>>30440156
>That SFW cropping.

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>>30437941
How about this?

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>>30440186
>>30440189
>>30438676

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>>30440273
Hm. She's clearly intentional with Twilight also. I think you're just selectively seeing what you want to see.

Dash can get pretty physical with all ponies, the only pony with less respect for personal space is Pinkie.

>>30438737
childhood friend never wins

>>30440263
>People who are fucking can't have interests in common
You've never actually had sex have you?

>>30440321
delet this

>>30440435
So you're saying Dash is fucking Twilight?
I means it's plausible, a bit more likely than her fucking Kibble, but I wouldn't bet my money on it.

>>30440435
Normals need to leave.

>>30440462
>Is Dash a slut?
Well... yeah, duh

>>30440463
>>>/r9k/

>>30440487
Alright. Fair enough.

She might have fucked both for all I know. I'm just saying in this particular scenario the interest is probably fetishistic, because she's interested in Daring Do.

I guess that might actually be a Thing for Dash.
We have all the Wonderbolts, she hung out with Gilda for the longest time (And Gilda has her eyes closely fixed on Greta, so, clear lesbian there), and wanted Twilight to transform her into a dragon.
If Dash has a fetish, it's for "cool" things.

>>30438620
>>30438676
>>30438716
>>30440210
>>30440263
>>30440314
>>30440462
>>30440463
>>30440564
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Quibble_Pants!Rainbow_Dash

>>30436654
You are PATHETIC. LOSERS. ALL OF YOU.
This is a quote from a fucking children's game who nobody gives a fuck about. This is probably made by some Koreans who have never seen the show but have some basic info like "Rainbow dash is a girl and is a Wonderbolt and Soaring is a dude and is a Wonderbolt too" and decide to draw obvious conclusions from it. Yet you make an entire shitshow out of it, with cucking, sucking, fucking and all that further autism.

>>30440566

kek. I love this crackship. The fact they actually take a crack at it in the show as well makes it all the funnier.

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>>30440594
Soarin fucked your waifu, didn't he?

>>30441550
my waifu is Sunset, he has no access to her

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>>30441568
But someone else does

i wish i could play this game

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>>30441595
Yeah, this guy

>>30441657
>averageshimmerfag.png

>>30436654
It means she is tired from flying, because flying uses energy, so you can only do it for a certain amount of time before you need to rest.

>>30441808
>so you can only do it for a certain amount of time before you need to rest.
Shut the fuck up.

>>30441808
>can only do it for a certain amount of time before you need to rest
The 'lack of equine stamina' meme strikes again

>>30441875
>>30441989
Birds can fly 24/7 non-stop for the entirety of their life I guess?

>>30441595
that's some mighty big >implying you got there anon

>>30442023
>Birds are magical
Okay anon

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>>30438209
FUCK YOU DARF
JUST
FUCK YOU
pls come back

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>>30438630
>>30438676
>>30440186
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>>30440303
So... why can't you guys self insert as quibble?
I mean, quibble is totally /ourguy/, to be honest
He's an obnoxious cunt that always thinks he's right, overanalyzes everything and make everything fits his autistic headcanons, writes fics, cannot accept any other opinion than his own without rubbing it in their faces, and still is full of resources, weaponized autism and all that shit
And he's part of a cancerous fandom, but who cares, he's having fun

I'm just saying tho

>>30445339
I can't divorce his character from Patton Oswalt

>>30445305
No idea what you're talking about there fampai

>>30446316
>being this new
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/94929/rainblow-job

>>30446589
Not really a fan fic guy m80

>>30446589
That was pretty hot, I bit dragged on tho

>>30446872
It's smut, how could it be dragged on?