Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>30426359
yes. "some reason".

>>30426359
>Entirely SFW OP
>Mods get so triggered they delete it

>>30426376
I honestly don't know. I just got on and saw it was gone. So made a new one.

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Breasts edition?

>>30426417
Knock yourself out kiddo.

>>30426376
>>30426388
What was the last OP pic?

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>"Anon! Darling! How did you get all these horrible gashes on your back?"
>"Have the other boys been bullying you? Don't be brave anon, you have to tell momma"

>>30426444
It was the Adagio leg-locking image.

>>30426450
Oh yeah. Mods are fags, big surprise.

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More Starlight drinking "cream" filled coffee please

>>30426446
"Auntie Sweetie is into some weird shit."

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>>30426417
Knockers edition.

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>"I always thought you were cute, bro bro"
>*hic* "Get over here and fuck me"

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>>30426359
...is here such a thing?
a green with pinkie mom?

>>30426519
It's incomplete
http://pastebin.com/ZQjcFXMg

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>Aunty Luna will never give you your first kiss when you're a kid after having a little to much champagne
>Aunty Luna will never firmly grab your hand and guide you to her room after having two more glasses

>>30426359
would still suck those tits.

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>"W-what do you mean there wasn't any vanilla in my ice cream?"

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>>30426522
FUN BAGS edition.

>>30426526
>hyper smack cousins
heh

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>>30426558
*Flutter bags edition.

>>30426359
>Last thread was deleted for some reason.
Post Thread goddamit! I don't have time to look entire IR Thread.

>>30426458
I'm honestly surprised that we're able to say things like this without being banned. inb4 I get banned because the mods have a spiteful appreciation for irony

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>>30426558
MILKY BUTT FUN edition

>>30426584
Don't be, you still might get randomly banned. Happens all the time.

>>30426522
>"What do you think of mommy's new outfit, Anon?"

>>30426522
>>30426547
>>30426558
>>30426588
Still have a flaccid cock.

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>>30426595
I think you look like a faggot

>>30426588
You son of a butt

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>>30426607
oh no

youre gay im so sorry i hope you get well soon anon

>>30426583
It got 404'ed can't do a thing.

>>30426486
Underrated kek.

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Jeff mah man, where you at?

>>30426624
now I feel better.

>>30426624
Man I would love to play with Rainbow's smaller tits.

>>30426633
>not using 4chan X
what are you, gay?

>>30426583
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30422340/

>>30426624
>Anon has the gay
QUICK POST SFW TITS

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>>30426588
We all know what I want to do with Appulmom's butt

>>30426675
witnessed

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>>30426675
Truly she is perfect in any form.

>>30426675
nudity delete this.

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>>30426675

>>30426688
Fag

>>30426675
Smaller tits are more sensitive.
>Big sis Rainbow will never try give you a titjob, but fails.

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>>30426526

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>>30426675
no

>>30426728
enjoy your vacation.

>>30426675
I salute you Anon.

>>30426737
Enjoy your life of normality, fag.

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>You will never bully your complete nerd of a sister until she finally snaps and goes full Midnight Sparkle, flying you hundreds of feet into the air to rape you knowing you're scared of heights
>She will never scream "who's the nerd now anon?! Who's the egghead?!" as you hang onto her for dear life and she starts ripping off your clothes while singing humpty dumpty

>>30426745
thank you.

>>30426584
ironically that rule is actually published, unlike some they enforce without them being in the rules

>>30426645
smallentits <3 best ones

>>30426688
what? there's nothing sexual about nudity. not that there's anything wrong with it being sexual anyway.
>Your sister Dash decides clothes are fuckin' stupid and she wants to compete nude like the Olympians
>Needs you to help shave her whole body so she can be faster in swimming. She's never shaved a single hair before so she doesn't remotely know how, and plans to grow it back once swimming's over.

>>30426797
>there's nothing sexual about nudity
Tell that to the mods or the American rating system

>>30426781
It depends, big sister Rainbow is perfect for small tits and athletic ass.
Momma Ponk is perfect for bigger tits and ass.
since she ate a lot of candy it had to go somewhere.

>>30426739
Hello Madman.

>>30426675
Dammit, that's the opposite of what I said!

>>30426796
litteraly vomited.

>>30426797
Rape.

>>30426697
>You will never grill your sister for wearing such a dumb-looking costume and styling her hair

>>30426796
>Auntie Milky will never give her milk.

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>>30426818
I am, I am telling them that right now.

>>30426882
itty bitty dash who likes being flat and rubs her small boobies in peoples' faces

>>30426882
itty bitty, she's a high speed low drag athlete

Ponka would have the biggest tits, being such a fat fuck and all.

>>30426882
Medium to large. Her personality fits it better, and you bet she'd have a MEGA MILK t-shirt she'd wear around the house just to tease Anon with.

>>30426882
Small tits.
>She is jealous about her friends so Rainbow goes to her little brother and push her itty bitties towards him.
>But after she can't give her bro a tit job, she gives him a thigh job.

>>30426882
Loli Dash who thinks her A cups are huge because they just grew in, and is so proud of them and wants to show them to you at all times, and never stops talking about them

>>30426882
As long as she will rub them in my face, I don't care.

>>30426899
Ponk wouldn't be fat because she moves a lot.

>>30426944
She'd still be a bitch chubby, more thicc than fat.

Just that perfect level of softness without looking disgusting.

>>30426944
she'd be boingy

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>>30426952
That's what I thought about. I think she would look like this.

>>30426927
>"Boobs! Holy shit Anon, look! Look at 'em! I've got boobs! Finally. Check 'em out! Aren't they just huge? Dude look, feel 'em. You can actually get a handful!"
>"Well okay, not YOUR hands, you've got big ol' meaty- hey is what they say about that true? Anyway BOOBS Anon! I'm gonna do so many fuckin jumping jacks"

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>>30427023
>Pinkies soft, well endowed body constantly bouncing around
If anon was her brother or son the poor boy wouldn't stand a chance, his dick would be perma-diamonds

>>30427042
>Completely bare in the house at all times, "because it's fun, silly!"
>Just all the jiggles
>Right in your face

>>30427053
>Climbs on top of you and snuggles randomly
>Then gets excited from too much candy and starts bouncing up and down on your lap
>"Haha, look Nonny, we're "having sex"!"

>>30427053
Nah m8, loose thin t-shirt and boxers around the house.

That way there's always that little extra titillation, you'd get used to the nudity, but seeing the fabric fall over her body like water, seeing her had nipples poking through, maybe even seeing the faintest outline of her aerola if she's wearing a particular thin white shit. It hides just enough to keep the imagination and eyes wanting like a Christmas present.
Until you couldn't take it anymore and force her down, practically ripping off her shirt

>>30427053
>>30427063
>"Come on Nonny suck on my nips just like you were little. It's flashback friday!"

>>30427082
okay howbout that some of the time but nude as fuck in the mornings and evenings because sleepytimes, and when coming out of the bathroom

wew lad

what a thread

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>>30427099
>Pinkie likes to sleep naked
>Pinkie never stopped wanting to cuddle with her son
>Even well into your teens you would feel something very warm slip under your blanket all sneaki breeki like, only to have momma ponk grab you from behind and snuggle her warm, soft body against yours
>You know full well that under that blanket she's entirely naked
Be still my beating dick

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Anon, don't tell me all this running around has made you forget about your mama

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>>30427194
Who the fuck are you?

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>>30427082
>maybe even seeing the faintest outline of her aerola if she's wearing a particular thin white shit

>>30427194
>Daring Mom goes out on adventures all the time
>Leaves Anon behind because jungle temples are no place for a child
>Anon gets abandonment issues

>>30427226
but she comes back with new relaxation techniques the natives taught her, which she is happy to illustrate

>>30427138
>Anon can feel her stiff nipples poking into his back.
>...
>Maybe Pinkie won't notice if he rubs one out real quick...

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>>30427242
>Anon stealthily trying to jerk off while his naked mother is snuggle with him
>That awkward moment when he realizes there's no stock or tissues within arms reach to finish into and starts panicking
>Pinkie stirs a little
>"Hey nonny, need this" she says as she hands anon a few tissues
>"Or you could finish on me instead..."

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>>30427258

>>30426649
Finally! Someone Get it! Thank you.

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>>30427211
>"Come on, I know ive been away for a while, but you didn't actually forget me did you?"

>>30427297
>Anon is really young when Daring Mom goes out adventuring
>He's left in the care of one of her trusted friends
>She doesn't come back for months
>When she returns, there's a moment where Anon looks at her with incomprehension on his face; he doesn't know who the fuck she is
>It absolutely breaks Daring's heart
>Daring Spends the evening crying and hugging Anon

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>>30427297
Y-you're crazy, how did you get in my house anyway? I'm calling the police

>>30427258
Need green now

>>30427370
>Mama Pinkie wants you to cum all over her tits
HNG

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>>30427404
>"Nonny, I want you to urinate all over my tit!"
"Mother! You're a disgusting fuckbag!"

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>>30427366
>"Anon please, it's me, it's mommy!"

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>>30427436
>"Anon, sweetie, I'm hom-"
>"Who the fuck are you?! What are you doing with my son?!"

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>>30427452
>"Who the hell are YOU?! And why have you got your grimy fingers on my son's ass? Only I'M allowed to touch him there!"

>>30427452
>>30427481
It appears as though we've reached an impasse.

>>30427487
This is nothing a good old naked mud wrestling match can't fix.

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>>30427487
The obvious solution is to cut anon in half, whoever wants the lower half is obviously the mother.

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>"What in tarnation is goin on here? Why are there a couple a hussies fighting over my boy?"

>>30427505
Calm down, Solomon.

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>>30427523
>"Anon, my son, who are these three odd women?! Are you licentious heathens trying to turn Anon from god!?"

>>30427355
daww

>>30427355
Starring Linda Hamilton as Daring Do

>>30427355
Writefags please

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>"Maybe this will help you remember me"
>Daring mom grabs your hand and guides it to her breast
"What are you doing?"
>"Don't your remember Anon? Remember that feeling. Your favorite snack came from these when you were a baby"

>>30427498
>Anon goes on that japanese gameshow where you feel up 3 ladies and decide which is your mom

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>>30427722
Wait... Wait just a fucking minute, I do know who you are!

You're Chestnut Magnifico! Oh man, I love your movies, could I get an autograph?

>>30427523
>>30427566
>TOO MANY MOMS
>Rated NC-17

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>>30427739

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>>30427773
I-is that a no?

I-I get it, your a busy woman and all that. Can I maybe just grab a quick selfie?

>>30427258
Which would Mama Ponk like the most?
>Cumming on her tiddies
>Giving her a facial
>Finishing on her navel causing some of it to go in her belly button.
>Or jizzing on her ass.

>>30427892
whatever makes nonny smile the most

>>30427904
All of the above then!

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>>30427904
>Mama Pinkie loves you so much that her favourite sexual activity is the one that makes you most happy
>Nobody will ever love you this much

>>30427921
It's a friday night after all, no need to wake up early.

>>30427930
>But you can still love someone else as much. Never give up Anon, just do what Momma Pinkie would do and make someone smile

>>30427892
>She likes the feeling of her son's cum on her tits.
>Ponk lifts up her cum soaked tit and starts licking them clean in front of Nonny.
>"Mmm do have any more for Mommy~"

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>>30427566
How the hell did a nun have a child. Sunnnun is out

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>>30427965
She's not his mom

She's his sister

>>30427965
>The holy mother Faust blessed her with a miracle.

>>30427892
but none of those are her sweet pink candy vag or hot hungry mouth..

>>30427978
>out-carlosing carlos

>>30428043
But how is she going to give you a goodnight kiss if you cum in her mouth? Unless you're into that sort of thing.

>>30427978
oh you little shit it took me a while

>>30428061
by swallowing?
besides she's got a whole other pair of lips for goodnight kisses

>>30428043
She prefers a fuck during the day time, but she also likes her son's baby batter for a midnight snack.

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>>30428001
>Be Shimmy
>Fall into a bad crowd as a teen, causing near-death drug overdose
>Get saved during rehab by the grace of GAWD
>Dedicate your life to the church by taking the holy vows
>Move to a cloister far away from home, with only the company of fellow nuns
>Start to miss your family
>Your heart stings every time someone calls you 'sister'
>That's what your brother used to call you sometimes

I can sense the feels coming.

>>30427956
But I will never put my bene into a nice bagina.

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>>30427930
>Momma Ponks happiness depends entirely on your own, if you're not happy, she's not happy
>If you were to ever develop depression it would basically kill her on the inside, but she'd still keep a broken smile on around you and try, just try, to make your eyes just a little brighter

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>>30428136

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>>30428136

>>30428136
>Momma Pinkie realizes she is not the one that can make you happy.
>She begins an epic quest to find the perfect girl that will make her Nonny boy the happiest in the world.

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>>30427034
>Dash's overenthusiastic parents throw her a "Happy New Titties" party
>Invites all of her friends, those who come must show up topless

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>>30428136
Excuse me while I go hug my mother.

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>>30428213
Sunshine, you are my sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never know dear how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

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>>30428136
>>30428208
>>30428246

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>>30428213
Excuse me while I wish I could hug my mother.

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>>30428246

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>>30428264

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>>30428289

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>>30428289

>>30428304
You tried.

>>30428302
>>30428304
H I V E M I N D

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>>30428100
>Visit your family on your next holiday
>Give your big bro a hug, he always used to help you through hard times
>Sex drive suddenly gets reawakened by the hug after months of zealous no-fap
>"Anon, I have an itch that I can't seem to scratch away, can you help me out..?"
>Neither of you got any sleep that night
>Weeks later, back in the houses of the holy, pregnancy gets visible
>"It's a miracle! The LORD has blessed me with a virgin birth!"
>yfw they actually fall for it
>yfw you realize you are basically mother Mary
>yfw your faith is destroyed, but your son still gets raised as the new messiah because you couldn't retract the lie

>>30428209
>>Invites all of her friends, those who come must show up topless
kek

>>30428213
My mom is getting drunk yet again.

>>30428326
how blasphemous

would burn at stake

>>30428331
The good kind of drunk or the bad kind?

>>30428209
i love rainbow dash's parents so much

>>30428346
latter

>>30428213
mine's outta state...
because she's doing nice things for HER mom.. who was not a nice mom at all. By comparison I haven't done nearly enough for her.

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Ok guys enough self pity. Back to the incest.

>>30428246
>get pseudo snowglobe thingy from mom, has parent and child frogs inside and a bunch of swamp sludge you can swish around
>also has a music box playing You Are My Sunshine
>Start becoming obsessed with the idea that if I play it too much, the spring will wind down and this nice emotional gift will be ruined
>exascerbates existing OCD and can't bother using up all of anything, not just videogame inventories

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>"Hey Anon, have you ever done it in the middle of an Aztec temple? No? Then come with me!"

>>30428354
practice forgiving her when she gets off the sauce later.

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>>30428384
Agreed

>>30428406
>You and Lunamom will never spend mother and son time by sucking Aunt Celestia's breast.

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>>30428391
>The spring breaks right after anon comes home from momma Ponks funeral

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The fuck happened to this thread? We went from jokes about four women arguing which is anons mother to depressing dead mom shit in less than an hour.

Yall think Chrysalis ate her mom?

>>30428572
Does that mean it's anons duty to "eat" Chrysie mom?

>>30428559
it's friday night and we're all on the internet talking about incestuous horsepeople. did you think we'd be discussing quantum physics?

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So...

Are there any mama Faust greens?

>>30428583
...Would that make him Queen?

>>30428622
naw he has to eat her royal jelly

>>30428585
>"So you see Anon, that is how quantum physics works into all of this!"
"That still doesn't explain why you crawled on top of me while I was sleeping this morning."
>"W-well, you see-"
>And there goes your little sister, going on another scientific rant of hers in some vague attempt to save face
>Your mother promptly walks into the room, newspaper and coffee mug in hands before she stops and notices yours sister in the middle of one of her 'lectures'
>She mouths 'good luck' before slinking away
>You feel a mighty need to roll your eyes while you're trying to figure out if Twilight tried to sneak a peek at your junk this morning, purely out of scientific interest or not

>>30428622
"I am now Queen of the Changistan!"
>"Sweet heart, you can't be the Queen, you're a man"
"That didn't seem to concern when you were squeezing my head with your thighs"

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>>30428633
>Nerdy sister Twilight trying to get a fairly uninterested Anon into sharing her incest fetish

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>>30428657
>Not wanting to fuck your nerdy sister

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>>30428691
Where's the fun in not making her work for it though?

>>30428691

What if he's not uninterested? What if he just really enjoys watching her get more and more desperate and frustrated, so he pretends to be uninterested and unaware of her feelings?

>>30428709
>>30428711
Sounds even gayer

>>30428711
>Twilight gets Rarity to make custom lingerie for her to seduce her little brother.
>As Twilight shows Anon while playing vidya. He "ignores" her and goes back to his game just to annoy her.

>>30428744
>Not wanting your sister to finally snap and rape you as Midnight Sparkle
No anon, the real faggor here is you.

>>30428633
>I have to see if it's still erect even when unobserved!

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>>30427956
That was surprisingly uplifting. Thank you, Anon.

>>30428711
What if he just indulges her because he loves her and doesnt mind?

>>30428826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW06RhgxgMw

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Is Jeff dead?

>>30428826

What are you, gay?

>>30428899
I think it's sweet to do something nice for someone even if you arent totally into it!
maybe someday one of the many people not into me will do something like that

>>30428246
I don't deserve that song to be sung to me.

>>30428606
>Celestia and Luna get lonely when they think of Mama Faust
>It's up to Anon to remind them that they're not alone

>>30428883
>literally who

>>30428942
The Aunty Coco writer.
Also:
>Doesn't know Jeff.
How new are you?

>>30428978
Oh. I was thinking "since when did Jeff Mango post here?"

>>30428990
Since the Aunt Coco thread.

>>30428818
>"And if you look at this picture, you can see tha-"
>"Wait a gosh darn second Twilight, I zoned out for a second cause I couldn't quite follow what you were saying but are you really showing us a picture of a dick right now?"
>The tired groan of your sister could be heard from the kitchen, where you were currently nursing a nicely made mug of hot chocolate
>Actually, her entire lecture could be heard since you were just in the next room but they didn't seem to notice since they were too absorbed in whatever weird thing she was up to
>And if you had to take a guess due to recent events, it's more of her awakening to her sexual interest than anything
>"If you were paying attention Applejack, I was talking about ways that the penis can become erect."
>Across the table from you is your mother, who is also hearing this entire conversation that is happening in her living room
>You can see where you get it from because she too, is rolling her eyes before returning her attention to her book
>"Ooh! Oh! Me! I have a question!"
>"Yes Pinkie, what would you like to ask?"
>"Well~ I'm not usually opposed to talking about this kind of stuff, but I was super duper curious as to why you are showing us a picture of your brother's cock."
>As if on cue, both you and your mother find yourselves spitting your drinks out of surprise
>The noise seems to have caught the attention of Twilight and her friends as you hear scurrying about while you and your mother are busy coughing
>"And that concludes today's lecture, well would you look at the time? We all better get going!"
>"But you still didn't answer my question Twilight."
>"A-and, can I please get a copy of the lecture material? I'd like to study it later on.."

>>30427733
I am interested in this story and in this show.

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>Your chocolate cousin Zecora notices how tired you are in the mornings and whips you up an energy potion to help you
>She accidentally misread an ingredient and gave you a fertility potion instead
>You now have the most turgid erection in your life and the inexplicable urge to fill your cousin's oven with your baby batter

I had to try my damnedest to not make this a "will never' post.

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>"Hey faggot, what did I tell you about going in my room? Looks like I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson"

>>30429070
>Derpy tries to intimate you while in the Cia pose.

>>30428406
Why is Luna sucking on that bald guy's head?

>>30429069
>"It was my mistake, I'll let you hump. Please be gentle with my rump."

>>30429070
You're looking at the wrong side of the room... again

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>>30427733
>>30429049
>Thinking you'll get to feel up your hot mom and get $1,000 for guessing right
>Ends up being both your mom AND her equally hot sisters
>Today's a wonderful day to be a pervert

>>30429132
But the question is who is your mother?

>>30429144
I don't even fucking care. I win regardless.

>>30428071
>Mama Ponk clicks off the lamp by your bedside.
>"Nighty night, Nonny!"
"G'night, mom."
>She leans down and gives you a big kiss on the cheek.
>"Mwah!"
>By the light that slips in through the partially open hallway door, you see her turn around and lift up her baggy nightshirt
>She bends down and sticks out her plump, bare ass
>and you watch as she gently brings her backside down to your face, pressing her fat mom-pussy against your lips for just a moment, her plush rear end against your burning cheeks and your nose pushing against her thighs
>"Mwah!"
>She giggles and drops her nightshirt, draping it over your head and leaving you inside the tent of her shirt, alone in the dark with her wide, motherly ass.
>But just as quickly as it came, you feel the cloth pull away as she steps out the door
>"Sweet dreams, baby pie!"
>Pinkie blows you one last kiss as she shuts the door.

>...
>You won't be asleep for a while.
>Again.

>>30429092
glad I'm not the only one who saw that

>>30428883
Probably

>>30429132
yeah but if you pick one you have to bareback her..

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>>30429280

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>>30428920
>When all the love and hopes your mother had for you was ultimately undeserved and should have been placed elsewhere

>>30429280
>"If you can't sleep Nonny I can help get rid of the stress."

>>30429144
>The Dazzlings all claim to be your mom
>They refuse to tell you which one of them actually is

>>30429352
The twist was none of them were, some weird woman named Daring Doo was actually your biological mother, but you kinda got lost on your way to the kitchen and ended up in the Dazzlings house, then just assumed they were your parents which they never questioned.

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>>30429376
Why is everyone bullying Daring Mom today?

>Your sister Twilight comes back from a summer in Yurp
>She's decided that because cultural taboos vary so much they must all be bullshit and it's best to ignore them
>When you show some surprise to her going nudist, she realizes you're still suffering from restrictive and arbitrary attitudes.
>She takes it upon herself to shock you into abandoning all your hangups by systematic, calculated exposure

>"Anon, would you come in here?"
"What is it, found a zit? Oh jeez, you're on the toilet"
>she spreads her legs "Watch me pee"
"You are the weirdest sister, and that is saying something"

>She has to take matters more into her own hands
>Next time you take a shower, Twilight just hops in and starts helping you wash

>>30429407
Because she dropped anon on his head as a baby when she took him into a Mayan temple, now his memory is shit and he thinks every older woman he meets is his mother.

Except Daring of course.

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>>30429352
>"Have a nice weekend, Anon?"
"BOTH OF 'EM!"

>>30428818
Ah yes......the Schrodonger's chub dilemma...

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>>30428883
Nah, he just restin'. Probably pinin' for the fjords.

Anyone else think Dash is probably the most bro a sister could be?
>"Hey bro, I was thinkin'"
"That's new"
>"Fuck you! You're gonna apologize in a second"
>"See I figure you've gotta have a bunch of weird fetishes, right? Like, everyone does. But you can't talk about 'em."
"Uh.. Dash?"
>"and obviously I do too. And I just figured, since you're my bro, I can probably tell you all those things.. and you can tell me. Then someone'll actually know and it won't be so lonely, right?"
"..Logical"
>"And, y'know, we won't make fun of each other obviously, because we just spilled our own spaghetti.. and.."
>"uh.. then if one wasn't too bad, we could.. do it for each other. Y'know, just to be nice. Because we always wished someone would do that for us, right?"
"Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of this before?"
>"Duh, because nobody else is as cool as me. Now um, I want you to jerk off, like, right onto my pussy. Like shoot it on there."
"... Kay"
>"I like to imagine they're all knocking but they can't get in"

>>30429852
This concept could be stretched into one of the hottest greens ever.

There is any sister applejack stuff?

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>>30429852

>>"I like to imagine they're all knocking but they can't get in"

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>>30429852

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>>30429280
>>"Sweet dreams, baby pie!"
I'm gonna die on this rock without anyone else.

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>>30428136

>>30427422
What the fuck is this shit?

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>tfw you will never take your sister to the shooting range to train her with her new CC
>tfw you will never get very close to her, not intentionally trying to feel her up be still getting pressed up against her as you adjust her stance and guide her hands
>tfw the first few shots will never make her flinch, giggling her entire body as it's pressed against you and making her press herself into you more

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>>30427930
>>30427956
>>30427904

>>30430009
>He's never seen Grandma's Kisses

>>30430025
>To the end of the rainbow..

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>>30427739
Oh, shit! You're Bangkok Dangerous!

{WHAT'S UP BANGKOK DANGEROUS?}

>Luna will never force you to be her son

>>30427930
>Anon is just happy to be so intimate with his own more, position and activity doesn't really matter that much to him
>Both just love each other and are happy to be together
>you will never know such joy or love

>>30430063
while she's younger than you

>>30430063
>Anon is an adult with a job and a house
>Luna is some crazy lady who inexplicably decided that Anon is her son
>Together, they fight crime

>>30427523
>>30427566
>>30427452
>>30427436
>>30427722
>>30429352
>>30429376
>>30429407
>>30429431

>Anon isn't actually related to any of them
>he's actually a perverted young wizard with the ability to make women believe they're his mother and make them want to have sex with him

>>30430144
I read hentai like that once.

>>30430171
that is hot
i remember a not-hentai about a guy who just had like five surrogate mamas and they all wanted to be his mama and bathe him and shit

>>30430144
>not blood related
Screw you, Japan.
DROPPED
R
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P
E
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>>30430217
This
Nothing ruins good incest faster than a "we're not actually related" cop out.

>>30430229
If you're lucky, sometimes you'll still get a "we're actually just cousins."

And I can work with that.

>>30430229
it's still sexual activity with someone with whom you have a deep emotional connection.. that's good tooa

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>Tfw your 8' tall cousin from Yakyakistan will never snuggle up with you in front of her small but charmingly rustic fireplace underneath a home sewn quilt blanket
>tfw as you start of drift asleep against her massive but soft body you will never remember you invited her to your country
>tfw you will never remember that you don't have a fireplace

>>30430330
that.. is a foxy yak.

>>30430311
It's a half assed cop out meant to keep normalfags from feeling too uncomfortable, it's shit and will always be shit.

At the very least go for cousin if you're too much of a pussy to go the sister or even mom route.

>>30430340
no, it's a creative scenario. i doubt anyone in here is looking for loopholes

>>30430345
>sexual activity with someone with whom you have a deep emotional connection
>it's a creative scenario

>non-incestual vanilla is now creative

>>30430396
yeah people are just kinda going through the list thinking what's a fun way to have someone who feels like family and also on your dick
and some weird shit came up with mind control or adoption or whatever. both kinda sexy things potentially
yeah it's not proper incest so it doesnt technically belong here, but i doubt that anon was intentionally like 'eew incest is icky ima write me an alternative'
i mean give the benefit of occam's razor's doubt, man

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>>30430396
>Thread is filled with so many normalfags that they're actually trying to slowly get rid of the entire point of the general

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>Not a single gif in this thread that involves jiggly tits...
>No gif on jiggly titty Fluttershy or nerdy twilight.
>tfw you will never have the best character with jiggly tits as a mom

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>>30430409

>>30430424
hahahahahaha oh god that's so damn accurate

>>30430063
That reminds me of some of the prompts I've seen in other threads. Celestia sees fully-grown Anon, thinks he's the most adorable little baboo every, and then basically forces him to live in the castle with her and call her "mom".

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>>30429144
My personal preference:

>Adagio as the mom: She seems like the type to make sure you're doing the shit you need to do; chores, homework, eating your vegetables. But she will reward your good behavior with some snuggling during movie time
>Aunt Aria: Fun action times, amusement parks, sporting events, play fighting, occasionally lets you take a sip of her booze, dumps you off back home after only a few hours, not because she done with you, but because she's afraid she's going to get too attached to you and start to go soft
>Aunt Sonata: Spoils you, plain and simple. Ice cream for dinner? Sure! Pizza for breakfast? Why not! You're usually returned home 5 pounds heavier and pre-diabetic.

>>30430466
So I have a choice between fuck-awesome Auntie Sonata who will spoil me rotten or stuffy mommy Adagio or that punk cunt who constantly picks fights and tells me I'm not trying hard enough.

>>30429447
underrated post

>>30428326
It actually happened in my country, only the nun(s) got knocked up by the priest.

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You've been mean to a Daring Mom all day, incest thread.
APOLOGIZE

>>30430643
>"Pregnant!? Dammit, I knew a real choir boy would never have a pussy that tight!"

>>30430681
lolno

Old gray cunt doesn't deserve my apologies.

>>30430681
I swear officer, I've never seen this woman before in my life! But I am certain she isn't my mother.

>>30429069
Drill the oil, prepare to toil

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>>30430689

>>30430681
if she gets that gross makeup off there aint much I wouldnt do to her

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>>30430689
>old gray cunt
Well, she ain't what she used to be.

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>>30430707
>Gross
>Not wanting mommy to leave a lipstick ring around your cock, marking you as hers

>>30430727
hey if she wants to paint up my genitals, i'll bust out the whole case. then I'll return the favor. We can put googly eyes on our junk and then give them goofy voices as one penetrates the other.
but..
>>30430715
snert

>>30430755
>After escaping the police Daring constantly sends anon texts that are just "it's mommy anon, do you remember me now?" and pictures of her lips.

>>30428246
...why do I feel like we just want to be loved...

>>30427194
>>30427226
>>30427297
>>30427355
>>30427366
>>30427436
>>30427481
>>30427722
>>30427773
>>30429376
>>30429407
>>30430681
>>30430727
>>30430755
>>30430783
Daring Do is a literal who character who is highly ill-suited for these kind of threads and so posts about her always feel stilted and forced.

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>>30430811
Why do you think we spend all our times on a board dedicate to a TV show about a bunch of near-ideal people (horses) in a world where friendship and love are literally magic and no matter who you are your guaranteed to have genuinely good friends for life? Why 90% of the board is people self-inserting themselves as being in relationships with these characters they know and love?

Being loved, that's all we want, that's all we've ever wanted.

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>>30430895
I believe the opposite is true.
Being that her character has little in terms of development that leaves a lot to the imagination. Allowing writers to fill in the blanks as they see fit.

>>30431018
god bless korea
>hand!
hnngh

>>30426526
That was really fucking good. I want MORE

>>30431094
Sadly that's all there is.
Last time I heard of Cia_Guy he was in the hospital. No joke.
That was about two years ago.

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>You will never have a legitimately autistic mother who genuinely loves you, but has a very difficult time expressing it
Honestly I kinda wonder what it would be like growing up with a full on textbook aspie as a mom, shit would be interesting.

Where's the Cousin Trixie paste? Can't find the link in the OP pastebin link.

>>30431189
Geez, I'm sorry to hear that
why do so many good stories have to be unfinished?

>>30430895
Unironically this

>>30426763
Anon is unphased, says flatly in her face she is still shit
The mad nerd goes boom
Just for shits and giggles

>>30428744
Undr8d b8

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>>30430811

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>>30430904
f-fuck

>>30431189
Any idea why he made all his pastes unlisted?

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>>30430904

>>30430904
>Anon visits his cousin Cadence for the first time
>Cadence has a talent for hooking people up and seems to have a second sense for reading people accurately
>Anon's mom even went so far as to warn Anon beforehand that she'll probably try to introduce Anon to some of her lady friends
>Cadence sees how desperately lonely Anon is and decides that he needs some kisses, STAT
>Anon holds out his hand to shake and is unprepared for when his cousin tackles him in a hug

Now the truths you speak don't hurt me as badly.

>>30430895
>>30431809
Interesting. Allow me to retort.
Shut the fuck up

>>30430466
>Adagio decides that it's time to give Anon "The Talk"
>Sonata overhears and decides to speed things along
>Flashes Anon

>>30432723
>Sonata mistakes "Teach Anon about sex" with "Teach him how to pleasure a woman"
>Adagio and Aria walk in on Sonata riding Anon

>>30426359
>You will never use Momma Ponk's funbags as a pillow.
>You will never wake up with your dick in her ass while she is riding you.

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>>30430904
desu i dont even watch the show, im just here cuz you fuckers make porn that touches all my fetishes

seriously you pretty much have every fandom beat when it comes to porn, both in written and art form

>>30431412
considering the near-psychotic level of emotion from most moms, certainly mine, I think I'd appreciate a more robotty mom. as long as she still loved me

>>30430330
but what does she smell like?

>>30433154
Hard work.

>>30433129
yeah that's what got me into the fandom before I'd ever seen the show, and kept me in it long after I lost interest in the show (still watch it though, because as it is I have no idea who half these characters are you're talking about, and I've seen every episode. unless some of it's from Horse Women, I haven't seen that. It was insipid)

>>30433154
delicious girl sweat and warm soft hair
Unless you mean her downstairs. it smells like fresh delicious spicy crawdad broth

>>30433129
>Pic of coco
Jeff?

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>>30433011
>good nonny but forget to work the nipples. girls love that.
Ok Sonata
>I think you're ready for the main cou-- Oh! hey girls! just showing Nonny here the finer points of pleasuring a woman
She taught me something called the Shocker.
I dont know what it is, but Sonata went crazy everytime i did it

>>30433329
>the Shocker.
That's the one where you put your entire arm up her butt, right? :^)

>>30433334
no it's the one where you CHASE HER TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!

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>>30430904

>>30433334
Yes.

>>30433353
YOU CANT ESCAPE ME

>>30434071
>Derples needs your help teaching Dinky the facts of life. Can't get the words together right
>You give her sex ed in a matter-of-fact manner, with all the explicit details, so none of it's forbidden taboo crap
>You assure her it's fine to talk about and think about that stuff, and answer all her questions
>Derpy is so grateful AND turned on that she jumps your entire bones
>Dinky watches, and learns more

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>>30433334
Unless less I'm mistaken.

>>30434130
>She jumps your entire bones
Anon was a skeleton all along?!

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>>30434213
>Anon's sister miss him (He died in a car crash or something)
>start studying the dark arts.
>become a necromancer.
>After she killed 12 virgins and Rarity she can revive him.
>Nec-Romance

>>30434498
>12 virgins and Rarity
Nicely done

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>Anon is young when he visits his Apple cousins on their farm
>Plays with Apple Bloom, helps out whenever the adults let him
>Applejack keeps giving him funny looks, though
>Heavy-lidded gazes
>Biting her lip
>Rubbing her thighs together
>After dinner when everyone is cleaning up and going to bed, Applejack asks to see Anon in the barn
>Applejack likes'em young, and the taboo of fucking her cute little cousin is too much for her to resist

>>30434793
M-more?

>>30434793
I want to get /ss/'d by applejack!

>>30434793
>yet another shota

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>>30434793
>"All those damn adult guys keep getting'em EE-rectile dysfunctions or them long REE-fractory periods!
>"Ain't no hormonal boy havin' none o'those problems!"

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>>30434793
>"Don't think I didn't catch you takin a peak at my naughty bits while I was working"
>"Ain't no need to be embarrassed, I know you're a growing boy an you got needs. Don't worry, cousin Applejack's gonna take real good care of you"

>>30434793
>Anon's dick is average-sized for someone his age, but the way Applejack looks at it would make you think it was down to his knees
>She slobbers all over his cock and seems to enjoy his orgasm just as much as he does

>>30434793
>"Gol-lee, look at the size of it. You could plow a whole field'a babies with that thing. Dang impressive for your age."
>"Hey, ah've got an idea, howbout we size it up with mine. If it fits, ah'll do yer chores tomorra, and if'n it doesn't, you've gotta do mine"

>>30435036
>Anon ends up doing AJ's chores

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>>30434793
>ywn have a hot older cousin to molest you