Super Humans and Power Ponies! Issue #16

>>30359026
>“We’re nearing our coordinates,” Kara informs all members of the team, “Everyone ready to go?”
>“Affirmative,” the word goes through the carriage.
>You expected Rapidfire to put a spin on her confirmation.
>A ‘born ready’ or something of that kind, but she’s behaving.
>Even through her personality, she’s very much realizing the severity of the situation.
“Affirmative,” you mimic the others confirmation as well
>Even though nobody needs it you als give a reassuring nod and smile, .
>“By own assessment, all team members ready to go. Local time is 0635. Nearing center of the storm and letting out Wonderbolt Rapidfire and Princess Twilight sparkle of Equestria...”
>You're confused for a second but figure she must be recording her voice as a missions log.
>Rapidfire takes of her seat belt, stands up and limbers herself up a bit as she goes back to the carriage’s hatch.
>You fidget for a moment with your own belt which secured you into your seat before you manage to get free and stand up.
>The wind is disrupting the carriages steady flight quite a bit.
>You look like you were on two feet for the first time again.
>200 miles per hour does sound impressive, even if you are used to way different units.
>Rapidfire effortlessly stands on the shaking floor and gives you a reassuring smile.
>Another guy accompanies you and attaches your belt to a railing overhead.
>Yet more standard security measure against falling or stumbling out the door unintentionally.
>They sure know how to make one feel secure.
>This professionalism stems from them doing such dangerous things on a regular basis.
>Which, again, makes you somewhat uncomfortable.

>>30389067
>“Hatch is unlocked, good luck the two of you.”, you hear Kara’s voice through a small device on your ear.
“Thank you,” you respond, even though you’re not sure if she hears.
>Rapidfire and you were left alone in the far end of the carriage and a door goes down to separate you from the rest.
>You share one last nod with her before she opens the hatch
>Immediately you’re whipped in the face by an onslaught of ice cold rain.
>The sudden change in aerodynamic makes the carriage buck again, but you remain standing.
>“You okay?” Rapidfire shouts to you over the howling of the wind and noise of water clashing onto metal.
“Yeah,” you shout back.
>You close your eyes for a moment and focus your magic to cast a small shield over your body.
>Without the ambient magic of Equestria you know you’re significantly weaker than you were back home.
>Even small feats need you to focus properly, you’re not complaining, you just need to be aware of your capabilities.
>Containing heat energy and dispelling a storm is well within that spectrum.
>Rapidfire unhooks herself from the railing “Flame on.” she says to herself and her body ignites.
>“Protect yourself against the heat, Princess”, she advises you, “Ah can boil away any water, but not if ya’d take damage from it.”
“We’ve been through this,” you tell her.
>“I know... Just... ya know, yer new.” she jumps out, “Stay close.”
>You unhook yourself from the rail and jump after her.
>Immediately you’re thrown off by the wind.
>It was within your expected effect, and it takes you less time to orient yourself than you thought, but it was still no pleasant experience.
>While the weather was harsh, you’re mostly using your magic to maneuver through the storm, not your wings.
>A positive effect of Earth’s lack of magic is that there was no magical resistance either.

>>30389077
>You can flow through space easier than in laboratory conditions in Equestria.
>Of course, you still need to put up with the environmental conditions
>You don’t float through space effortlessly, but it was easier than you’d initially thought.
>The real challenge was orienting yourself.
>In the storm everything looks the same, but all you need to do is follow Rapidfire’s light.
>Seeking out the warmth is something you’d like to do in this environment anyway, so you don’t even have to go against your own instincts.
>Only a few seconds after following her trail you break out of the rain and into the eye of the storm.
>You’re almost swept out of the sky by your own magic as you’re still were putting effort into countering a force no longer applying to you.
>You stabilize your flight and quickly reorient yourself once more.
>As you were already briefed, in the direct center of the storm lies a lake.
>Most of it’s surface water has been pushed aside in a cone shape, and the deeper, colder water was spiraling in a pillar up into the sky.
>The surface water would be too warm in late spring to create this kind of atmospheric difference
>The water at the bottom of the lake is always the same temperature.
>This works well within the plan you had laid out.
“Any sight of Misty Fly?”, you shout over to Rapidfire.
>“Use your mike now, Princess,” comes as an answer directly into your ear.
>Right... the tiara-thing.
>Before you can ask the question again she continues, speaking to Kara and the other air-carriages still hiding in the storm.
>“No sight of Misty Fly, the setup looks differently than in the satellite images from an hour ago.”
>You tap your ear and talk, continuing for her.
“The water from the bottom of the lake is used, as it’s always colder. The plan still works as we laid it out.”

>>30389083
>“Understood,” you hear Kara’s voice, “Rapid, work on heating up the water going into the storm. Princess Sparkle, keep lookout while you contain Rapidfire’s heat.”
“Affirmative,” both you and Rapidfire accept your missions.
>You look around to take in more of the scenery.
>There’s nothing immediately sticking out.
>Well, everything’s unusual at the scene that’s currently unfolding, but everything’s in a disorder.
>You can’t see anyone who was standing still and observing their work, as you would do...
>At least not on this side of the water pillar.
“I’ll look for a vantage point, but stay in your sight, Rapidfire.”
>As you charge upwards with ease you almost think flying to be fun again.
>Taking joy during a mission, however, is not a privilege you are supposed to take, not with what’s on the line.
>You switch to your wings as a means of propulsion.
>This leaves all your magical focus on the spell to contain the heat from the water Rapidfire’s vaporizing.
>It doesn’t take much of your focus, but it’s vital to the mission and not a job you should to haphazardly.
>As you ascend higher you begin to let the heat spread out evenly into the storm with much deliberation, starting to break it down.
>Suddenly small balls of water shoot out of the pillar, flying directly at you.
>You had little trouble dodging the first few.
>Soon you need to cast another shield over yourself for protection though.
>They don’t disappear once they miss you, but come back, merge up with the others and grow bigger.
“I’m under attack, still-”, you began to inform the agents through the tiara when you got hit.
>Even if it’s only water, it feels like you were hit with cannonball of solid iron.

>>30389091
>Had it not been for your shield your arm would surely be broken now.
>Speaking of the shield, it shatters.
>Thankfully you’re able to dodge the next ball of water and are able to create another, stronger shield.
>You’re not dealing with raindrops anymore.
>“Princess, are you hurt?” you hear Kara’s voice with concern.
“Fine, just-”
>You continue to dodge the water.
>Unfortunately that means you are not able to keep lookout anymore.
“-busy dodging.”
>Misty Fly is able to attack you and you don’t even know where she is.
“I can’t see Misty Fly at the moment.”
>“Understood. Rapidfire, status report.”
>“I’m making sort process of this water, visibility is bad down here. I cannot confirm Misty Fly’s presence, only her powers.”
>“Only her powers...? Princess Sparkle, is it possible to create these circumstances by means of Equestrian Magic?”
“Yes, it would be, but there is no trace of our kind of magic around here – well, except mine – so it’s not like Trixie is...”
>The water around you gets less aggressive and was by now only orbiting around you.
“... simulating Misty’s powers...”
>“Princess, you trailed off there for a moment. Everything okay?”
>You look around.
“No, I’ve been-”
>The rest of your words get cut off by water hitting your face and blocking your mouth.
>You were being surrounded this entire time.

>>30389099
>Now the individual balls of water stand still a short distance from you, forming a grid.
>Soon you are entirely surrounded by a sphere of water with no way out.
>Then, in a single moment, all comes pouring down on your body from every side.
>The pressure’s intense.
>You soon need to exchange your shield for one to only cover your head, torso, upper arms and upper legs.
>You can’t give up any more
>Your organs might get squashed and your veins burst.
>Hands and feet... yes they’d be a big loss, but a calculated one.
>It’s something you can recover from.
>But having a major artery burst could make you pass out quickly.
>You just need to hold out until...
>The seconds tick by.
>The tiara carrying your allies voices was destroyed
>And the water isn’t getting any warmer.
>Rapidfire didn’t immediately come to help you.
>It’s okay, you can hold your breath a little longer.
>After that you know you’ll lose in bower quickly.
>Wait...
>Just wait...
>In this pressure bubble every second feels like it needs ages to tick by.
>It’s not so much pain you feel as it is... like a weight on you.

>>30389103
>Your hands and feet are squeezed the same amount from all sides.
>You barely know how you’d describe it.
>It’s just... intensely uncomfortable.
>Yet bearable.
>You made the right decision to conserve your magic.
>...
>It’s only seconds that tick by, but you have faith in Rapidfire.
>You have formed a small bond with her.
>Mutual respect and sympathy are easy ingredients for friendship.
>Trust as well.
>She trusts you that, even if you are in a pinch, you’ll control her heat throughout the storm.
>Just like you trust her to get you out of it.
>It’s not a blind hope to get saved.
>You trust her.
>...
>Yet still, as the water begins to rapidly get hotter you smile.
>You drop the shield gradually with the change of temperature and direct the energy into a heatshield.
>The fire glazing over your body is still carries all the heat it should, and the vaporizing water was proof of it, but you no longer feel it.
>All the temperature you feel now was your own body temperature trapped on your skin.
>It’s still hot, because your skin is warmer than the usual air temperature, but it’s nice and cool, considering you are in engulfed in an inferno of flames.

>>30389108
>“Are you okay, Princess?” Rapidfire shouts out to you, but you weren’t able to respond immediately.
>Both, the water and the flames, ate away any air for you to breath, and you need to escape from the flames first before you were able to catch your breath.
>“Princess!” she shouts after you as you seek distance from her for the moment.
>You gesture her a ‘thumbs up’ as you take in the valuable air.
“Fine-” you press out, “Just fine.”
>“Secured, Princess Sparkle-”, Rapidfire reports through her own tiara.
“I’m only out of breath, no injuries... I think.”
>You investigate your own body and show off your hands.
“Just bruised, but-“ you clench your fist and spread your fingers a few times, “no, I’m fine.”
>Rapidfire flies closer, “are you really?” she asks in a lower tone, clearly intended not to be on the record.
“Yes,” you nod happily, and give her a smile, “a friend is here with me and saved me after all.”
>She returns your smile, flies closer again but lets the flames on her right hand dissipate.
>“Princess Sparkle’s ready for more action.” she tells the others via the tiara while she holds out her fist to you.
>You’ve seen this gesture before.
>Forming a fist of your own you slightly tap hers with it.
>“How adorable.”
>You immediately look to the source of the new voice.
>Overhead you see another figure stand on a bubble of water.
>From the pictures you were shown you recognize her as Misty Fly.
>“Wait... Twilight?”

I forgot something in the heat of the moment but it's too late to take it back now...
messing up OP is an old tradition in this thread, so... continuiety? homage?
nevermind
fresh thread smell is over, I already green'd it!

>>30389133
And green it is, will read when I get back.

>>30389133
Hell of a way to start a thread.

>>30389046
You know I really like the idea of a Dark Souls inspired green with a warrior being awakened during a fight between Sunset and Trixie.

>>30389212
Thank you. Some ancient tomb thing that was made to let the Dark Lord sleep after ending the age of fire. Wakes up to see to spandex clad women fighting in from of him. Be a pretty weird experience. I believe the name for his power would be transcendent undead at that point. But I don't have time to check the power wiki.

>>30389240
"Hey hun, how was fighting criminals tonight?"
>"Oh I fought Mysterio in the museum, and we may or may not have reawakened an ancient undead Dark Lord on accident."
"What?!"

>>30369669
continued from last post

>Be Sunset Shimmer and you’re feeling very angry right now.
>After your little chat with Anon, you ran outside and towards your superhero base.
>Or as Rarity calls it, The Spider’s Parlor.
>While the name had a nice ring, your base was anything but snazzy since it was just some discarded train car.
>You found it in your first couple of months of superheroing and made it your own base of operations.
>It also served as a decent place to think and talk to your friends when you could.
>Entering your base, you immediately sat down at your work table while going over every single file you could get your hands on.
>It didn’t come as a surprise that you didn’t find much.
>The lack of info made it hard to figure out what was going on.
>Was he a pawn of Shocker and Doc Oc?
>Was Anon the mastermind planning these attacks?
>There were so many questions and no answers for them.
“What could Anon be doing with them,” you wondered, brushing away some of your hair.
> “Still stalking Anon,” a scratchy voice mocked, causing you to shake your head and sigh.
“Hey girls,” you greeted, turning around to see your friends enter the base.
>They gathered around you, looking at the files on your desk.
> “Isn’t this a bit much?” Applejack wondered, picking up Anon’s small file, “Couldn’t you ask Anon about why he’s with those two varmints?”
“Not really and it doesn’t matter. I’m finding nothing interesting about Anon,” you motioned, letting Applejack look through Anon’s file.
>You knew what was in that file and it didn’t anything out of the ordinary with him.
>Decent grades, good health and no tragic accidents were just a few things in his file.
>It was like Anon was just a normal guy from what you could tell and that confused you.

>>30389809
> “Maybe he’s friends with Shocky and Occy,” Pinkie suggested, shrugging while smiling like a crazy woman, “He could even be friends with other villains as well. Maybe he has parties with them.”
>Everyone, including yourself, just shook their heads and dismissed that idea.
> “This is all you could find, darling. Nothing else?” Rarity questioned, passing the file to Twilight as Fluttershy looked over her shoulder.
“That’s everything. I even tried to see if S.H.I.E.L.D. had anything on him. You can guess what the results were,” you groaned, letting your head drop into your hands.
>This was driving you so mad, you felt like you were going up a wall.
> “Maybe you should relax for a bit,” Twilight suggested.
>Turning around, you looked at Twilight questioningly while wanting her to explain.
> “Well, you are getting irritated every time you see Anon. I’m just worried you might do something foolish like attack Anon,” Twilight explained, rubbing her arm nervously.
>Most of your friends seemed to agree with her by nodding.
>Except for Applejack and Rainbow, since they seem to want to know what going on with Anon as well.
“Sorry, Twilight. I can’t stop until I know Anon’s plans,” you sighed, cracking your neck.
> “But,” Twilight began.
“I’m not gonna stop, Twilight. I let this happen once before and I’m not gonna let it happen again,” you answered, hoping she understands.
>Twilight was about to say something when the ground shook causing everyone tried to keep their balance.
>Luckily the earthquake didn’t last long.
> “What the fuck was that?” Rainbow yelled, grabbing a railing.
> “Language, Rainbow,” Rarity shouted, grabbing a pole.
>The others screamed their own worries while holding on to whatever they could.
>Once it passed, you stood up and saw some smoke coming from the field near your base.
“I’m gonna check that out,” you notified, walking towards the exit.

>>30389826
>The moment you stepped outside, you heard your friends scurry after you while shouting, “Wait for us.”
>You didn’t stop them since they wouldn’t listen even if you threatened them.
>Reaching the area where the smoke was coming from, you saw a crater the size of a pickup truck.
> “What's that?” Fluttershy stuttered, pointing at the crater.
>Specifically the thing in the center of the crater.
>It seemed to be a strange black meteor that had a large crack on the side.
>A dark liquid was pouring out of said crack as it filled the crater.
>Being the curious person you are, you started to move towards the meteor when someone grabbed your shoulder.
>Glancing behind you, you saw Twilight giving you a worried look.
> “What’re you doing?” Twilight questioned.
“Just gonna check it out,” you assured, shrugging her hand off your shoulder, “I'll be careful.”
>Twilight nodded reluctantly while you continued to walk towards the odd looking meteor.
>Taking just four steps, you heard an unusual squishy noise which caused you to look at your feet.
>From what you could tell, you just stepped in some of the liquid coming from the meteor.
“Gross,” you groaned, pulling your foot out of the slime.
>Seeing some of the stuff drip off of your boot almost made you shudder in disgust.
>Just as you were about to shake your foot, a bit of the slime started to crawl up your leg.
“What the fuck is this?” you yelled, stumbling backwards while your friends ran to help you.
>They tried to pull off the slime, but soon you saw that the slime started to cover them as well.
>You feel the slime reach your neck and start to cover your face,
>The last thing you saw was your friends falling to the ground before everything went black.


New Update and new problems.

>>30389046
>doc ock
That's low hanging fruit.

>>30389840
Pastebin has been updated https://pastebin.com/0cit7eXM

>>30389133
This proves that the magic of friendship exists across dimensions.

>>30389840
>“Just gonna check it out,” you assured, shrugging her hand off your shoulder, “I'll be careful.”
>"I'll be careful."
haha no u weren't

>>30390696
Don't talk trash on the British, eight-limbed lady and/or horse.

>>30391518
Had to have that trope in there

>>30389277
>Sunset will never be told to take in the surprisingly power undead god thing
>You will never have odd conversations about how to fist a demon to death
>You will never be taught ungodly power and undeath in return for a hot pocket recipe.
>>30391013
nice work trepp, will check when I am done eating.

>>30391852
I meant to say, surprisingly docile, undead god thing.

>>30391852
What would the Dark Lord do first, seeing as he finished his job before going to sleep, what would he do with his unlimited spare time?
Fight crime...but like a nicer version of Frank Castle?
>Because I can see him walking around with Spider Shim only to get jumped by Doc Oc and Shocker or something, then he just cuts her tentacles off. While he stands there confused when Vinyl picks up Octi and runs, Sunset is telling him to be careful with that thing.
>Mortals are silly.

>>30392473
>"You can't just try to kill them like that!"
>"Why not?"
"Because this is Jew York. You'll be sentenced for 'denying the accused their day in court' or something equally dumb."
>"Don't you even start with that Anon."

>>30392508
>K non and the Undead god king bond over dumb shit they needed to deal with the hard way
I can dig it.

>>30392529
>>30392508
>>30392473
Does the Dark Lord talk like he drank gravel and lives in an old folks home, talking about the good old days, or does he act like a old war veteran, or both?

>>30392529
>>30392508
>>30392557
>Knon and the Dark lord talk about their kill tallies
>Anon brags about how he killed hundreds of dudes and aliens
>The Dark lord starts laughing and then asks what do cars use as fuel, and then what it is/does
>Knon is confused but answers anyways
>The Dark lord starts laughing even harder, then says
>Who do you think put the bodies there?
>Knon sits there stupefied as he is reminded the thing next to him is really, really, really old, and has been around long enough to fill the planet
>Spider Shim verse has an abnormally fuckhuge amount of oil reserves everywhere.
>Knon just starts drinking while the Old Man cackles like a madman.
>Sunset walks into the living room of the apartment at this time and asks what's so funny.

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>>30392590
Now I am imagining him to be like pic related...but with slightly more flesh.

>>30392603
>Terry Pratchett's Death.
My fucking nigger.

>>30392630
I aim to please. Hmmm, now that I think about it. Why not make the Dark Lord the adoptive grandpa while he stays with Sunset and Knon, baby Spiderhorse girl gets raised by the equivalent of a walking god. But with Alzheimer's.

>>30392639
>baby Spiderhorse girl gets raised by the equivalent of a walking god. But with Alzheimer's.
That would be the best possible timeline.

>>30392652
Just imagine it, a bacon skinned zombie is bouncing a baby on his knee(while he is wearing some of his armor), while at the mall with Sunset and Knon. They go off to get some things while the two of them play around, with DL making baby noises and laughing with the baby, then some assholes walk in with guns trying to hold up the place.
Sunset and Knon don't notice because they are listening to music to put in the babies room so she sleeps. With the DL and baby Spider ignoring the gunman, giggling all the while.
Now this can go one of two ways, the robbers are successful and they get away, WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BABY OR CREEPY OLD GUY, or one of the gunmen walk up and bothers them...by putting a gun up to the baby. Just image the zombie grandpa's face as he puts her in her stroller and looks at the guy...then imaging his face when he melts the gun in his bare hands. Or the sun turning on and off for a few seconds
Then when Sunset and Knon come out of the store they either see some cops running around after the robbers, or a shitton of bullet holes riddle the place, there are a few scorch marks, and one slightly worse smelling puddle of black gunk, while Anon cradles the baby and feeds her by the fountain.
I don't have a WTF face for Sunset that is good enough.

>>30389046
I wonder if Pinkie with her Fili-Second powers ever gave Anon a really fast handy or bj and didn't realize what even happened to him.

>>30394030
it was talked about that Pinkie would insert subliminal messages inside Anon with that ability

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>>30392708
This is steadily becoming my favorite idea.

>>30393537

Slow today huh?

>>30395658
someone could post some green

>>30389115
>She knows you...
>Of course she knows you, now you also remember in what context you’ve heart Misty’s name before.
>She had been the Senior Wonderbolt taking this worlds Twilight Sparkle on short mission.
>The one Twilight got shot in.
>“Come down here Misty, we can talk about this”, Rapidfire shouts up and slowly ascends
>Misty only takes a step back when you too fly upwards.
>“I know you’re not a killer, Misty.” Rapid continues to talk to her in a soft low tone, “you’re one of the kindest people there are. I remember when you came to us all those years ago. After the tsunami hit. Do you remember that?”
>Misty continues to move backwards away from you.
>The mocking done from earlier was gone, seemingly along with her fighting spirit.
>Rapidfire’s calling onto Misty’s good nature and her guilt.
>That’s also a big reason of why you have been brought along.
>Only seeing your face.
>/Twilight/’s face.
>The face of the person she believes to have gotten killed only a few days ago.
>“Misty, you’re a good person. Why are you doing this?”
>This snaps her out of it.
>“Why?” Misty repeats the question mockingly, “because the Goddess ordered me to do it!”
“Trixie is not a-”
>“For the first time I’m devout!”, she interrupts you, “Rapidfire, we lied and stole in the name of liars and thieves. I’m fighting for the cause of a true God! Can you say the same for yourself?”
>While she does have a point there, Trixie was not a god.

>>30395723
>Before you can try and tell her that once more, Rapidfire answers her.
>“We save people, Misty!”
>“We were kept busy!” She retorts, “We were told what to do by people who fear us, people who rather want us dead than free. Until yesterday I was a slave, you still are.”
>Her hesitation was gone, she was back to mocking Rapidfire.
“Trixie is no goddess!”
>“I don’t have to heed a word you say, /Princess/”, Misty spits out your title, “I am devout to her and I will fulfill my duty, and – oh look – I stalled long enough.”
>You look overhead to see the eye of the storm closing up.
>“Fuck.” Rapidfire curses.
>She shoots for Misty, going in the offensive.
>You follow quickly after, not wanting to experience being trapped in a bubble again.
>While you already are trapped in an enormous bubble, you can still move.
>If she’s on the defensive, she won’t be able to advance her own plan.
>And from the way her eyes twinkle you can guess that she will not budge on her believes, even if they were indoctrinated.
>You need time to examine what spell Trixie used to control her mind, but you can’t do that during combat.
>Best case scenario right now is Misty being tranquilized.
>“Tatata,” she rebukes your approach my raising the water she was standing on to a wall between you.
>It transformed into an almost solid block of pressurized water.
>Like a fly swatter the structure sweeps at both of you, separating you from one another.
>You barely manage to catch yourself from slamming into the ground at terminal velocity.

>>30395731
>And even then you save your energy and let yourself fall the last few feet.
>Ouch...
>That hurt.
>Like... a lot.
>You turn yourself around in the muddy lake bed to look upwards.
>Rapidfire was fighting with Misty, her flames getting extinguished over and over again as she was covered with water repeatedly.
>Every time she manages to reignite herself though.
>You still don’t know where she draws her energy from...
>“YOU WANT ME TO GO SUPERNOVA!!!?!” you hear her shout.
>She’s gotten angry...
>This is bad...
>“RAAAAAHHHH!!!”
>Really bad.
>The light from above gets blinding, and even through your closed lids, your eyes begin to hurt.
>The claylike mud around you dries out and begins to set.
>You manage to break free before it gets too hard, but you have more important issues to deal with than your own freedom.
>You need to contain her heat.
>She trusts you to do so, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to go all out like she does.
>You latch onto her energyoutput with your magic and direct it into the water and the storm again.
>More and more energy comes pouring out through her body, and it becomes increasingly harder to handle.
>Fortunately you know her limit.
>Oxygen.

>>30395739
>At this rate it burns before she can breath it in.
>What you notice as you feel out with magic is that Misty Fly has engulfed herself in water as a shield.
>She’s pulling more and more from the lake and out of the storm to protect herself.
>Eventually she too will run out of air to breathe though,
>When that time comes you need to catch her.
>And Rapidfire.
>And the air-carriages who are falling from the sky as you were focusing on different things.
>Why are they falling?
>Their means of levitation was to push air downwards by rotating blades.
>But if the air’s condition changes, lower density due to the increased temperature.
>The air temperature can’t possibly be something one can even consider an extreme yet plausible case.
>These carriages have not been built for these conditions.
>Focus Twilight...
>Your own bubble of breathable air, a heat shield for Misty and yourself, catching two people and 7 carriages, all the while making sure the heat gets dispersed throughout the storm and makes it die down.
>Easy....
>Something else?
>Oh yeah.
>Don’t lose consciousness.
>...
>Difficult.

also... >>>/co/93460945

>>30389067
>Even though nobody needs it you als give
why is als in the line?
>Rapidfire takes of her seat belt,
off*
>“Hatch is unlocked, good luck the two of you.”
that is oddly phrased, "good luck you two" just flows better here.
>you’re not sure if she hears.
heard*
>Rapidfire and you were left alone in the far end of the carriage and a door goes down to separate you from the rest.
comma before the second and*. Proper spacing man.
>>30389099
>“I’m making sort process of this water
sort process? Did you mean short progress or something like that?
>>30389108
>The fire glazing over your body is still carries all
remove is*

>>30394368
>Sunset will never have to try and talk down the Dark lord from teaching her kid pyromancy...just so she can fight bullies at school.
>Knon wont secretly approve and ask if he can shoot fireballs too.
>DL wont just smile and pat her head, saying everything will be fine.

>>30394368
That is the exact pic I was thinking of when talking about the prompt.
>Sunset and the Power Ponies will never get into a giant fight that ends with them being kidnapped by Hydra
>Baby Spider wont be kidnapped while Knon and the Dark Lord are getting groceries while leaving her with a babysitter. (Celestia and Luna)
>Knon and DL don't have a fancy flying jet or flying super powers in general, so they do the one thing they can do.
>Road trip.

>>30395787
What is that link going too, because it isn't working

>>30395856
thank you ~

>>30396019
dunno why...
>>>/co/93460945

>>30396023
Yup, getting ready for work, so I will do your next update after Trepps when I get back. See ya'll fuckers in six hours.
>>30395939
>>30395906
>>30392708
>>30392652
>>30392639
>>30392603
Talk about Uncle Death or something while I'm away, I like where this is going.

>>30396034
Did you mess up the link somehow? Just copy and past it without >
Because I cant think of anything else it could be.

>>30396050
I tried posting the url this time
>>>/co/silver+age+insanity

>>30396042
>See ya'll fuckers in six hours
counting on it!

>>30396042
Uncle Death would be fun to see aiding Anon

>>30396056
Hoo boy, that /co/ thread looks like it's gonna be a gay old time to go through.

>>30397844
never go out to those threads

>>30398389
Why not?

>>30398415
I went to this weird thread and never went anywhere I never heard of after that

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>>30396278
>Uncle Death is the Dark Lord of Cinder's
>Uncle Death is also a cousin of the Great Lady Death
>First year he gets out of his sleep she comes by in person to visit him with her boyfriend Deadpool, seeing as his presence is enough for her to fully manifest.
>Shit gets awkward with Deadpool trying to be the cool new inlaw, even though he has no idea what or whom he is talking to.
>Sunset is just smacking her face every few minuets to see if this is really happening
>Knon and Baby Spidershim are playing with their new Aunt and Uncle.
>Knon tells Deadpool no giving guns as gifts unless it goes through him in advance.
>Uncle Death and Mistress Death just chuckle whenever someone mentions guns as a thread near them
>Sunset tells Knon to get to the kitchen for a "talk" about firearms for kids
>Knon hands over BabyShim to Uncle Death and sundry
>Mistress Death and Deadpool look nervous around the baby while Uncle Death just spoils her
>Eventually he hands her over to her aunt and step uncle when she tuckers herself out.
>Mistress Death is hit with the hardest of Hnnnngs she ever felt when she sees her sleeping face
>After getting her fill of the baby talk in for herself and Deadpool, she takes her boyfriend aside and says she wants one
>Deadpool freaks out in "joy" and bursts into the kitchen asking if they can help him, interrupting Knon's patented, Make the Missus Happy Kiss
>Running back out thinking there's a fire and ignoring Deadpools compliments to her boyfriends technique, Sunset gets asked if there are any places that are renting or are for sale by Lady Death
>Unsure Sunset says yes, then gets a shocked looked on her face as Mistress Death squeals in joy(the faint sound of their neighbors cat dying fills the air afterwards)
I'm back folks, will do Trepps update first then Untitled's second update.
>>30398464
good advice to live by.

>>30399333
I never asked for these gets, but I will take them.

>>30389809
>You knew what was in that file and it didn’t anything out of the ordinary with him.
didn't have*
>>30389826
>Except for Applejack and Rainbow, since they seem to want to know what going on with Anon as well.
what's*
>>30389840
Oooooh shit nigga, we got some super girls goin crazy symbiotes up in here. Except Pinkie of course, she's nice girl

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>>30395939
>>30396278
>>30399333
>DL and Knon go after Sunset and the baby with uncle Deadpool
>While jumping S.H.I.E.L.D. based Hydra fronts, Deadpool asks how much ammo Knon has and if he should pull back.
>Knon goes out to bring the truck around while Deadpool gets some dirt from a contact
>Walks in with pic related and says he learned magic from Uncle Death for a Hot Pocket.
>I am the Boom Mage...FEAR ME DAMNIT
>Insert Deadpool's that's what she said joke here.

>>30400272
>Anon is able to channel the pure violence of the /k/ube.
I like where this is going.

>>30400308
Don't forget Sorceries...gun sorceries. Knon being a minion of the might /k/ube means he doubled down in strength and int while keeping enough dex to use his stuff. Unless I reversed his stats by accident. In any case, whenever he runs out of bullets he just swings his flaming fist around, lighting shit on fire. Maybe even pulls a TFS VegetavsZarbon and blows a hot load inside in enemy. Deadpool gets the joke with the DL laughing at what he thinks is an original joke.

>>30400337
>Anon can manifest guns at will.
>However his power is tied to the state/country's gun-rights.
>The more things that are banned for civilian use, the more powerful he becomes.

>>30395723
>Of course she knows you, now you also remember in what context you’ve heart Misty’s name before.
heard*
>>Misty only takes a step back when you too fly upwards.
two*? Or to*
>“We were told what to do by people who fear us, people who rather want us dead than free. Until yesterday I was a slave, you still are.”
remove want, replace with see*.
>She shoots for Misty, going in the offensive.
on* the
>will not budge on her believes, even if they were indoctrinated.
beliefs*, and I don't think that ending for the sentence makes sense.
>“Tatata,” she rebukes your approach my raising
by*
>>30395739
>You latch onto her energyoutput
space out the words
>>30395747
YOU CAN DO IT SPARKLEBUTT NEVERLAID!

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>>30400407
No, no, no, more like...his guns are wands. Pic related is what he goes for, with Uncle Death giving him a sic demon weapon to stab shit while he burns shit. With this as his "robes" >>30400272
It would be like a rescue mission with all the unintentional manslaughter(and intentional slaughter), from one side of the country to next...but fighting modern day Nazi HYDRA agents instead of gook orks/goblins.
And obligatory theme song here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbNnvPBokNs
Just imagine Knon and Uncle Death spraying down goons with lava. And Deadpool in the background roasting marshmallows over the corpses.

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>>30400514
>Using magical guns that shoot magic instead of bullets, and not psychic guns that shoot very real bullets.
But seriously, I do think that's an interesting concept. I'd definitely read it if someone wrote a green about it. Hell, I'd do it myself if I knew shit about Darksouls.

>>30400407
>manifest guns at will
You mean like that one 2016 Secret Wars one-shot where it featured a Frank Castle from an alternate universe where the sprit of Stephen Strange lived in him, giving Frank the ability to wield magic, in which he uses to create magicalguns and explosives?

>>30400183
Thanks. Will fix that.
Prepare to be surprised

>>30400776
That was a thing?

>>30402167
Holy shit.

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>>30402140
>>30402179
got thumbnailed for no reason whatsoever

>>30402183
Damn that looks awesome. Is it any good?

>>30402265
I do not have that knowledge.... yet

>>30395747
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
“You can trust me, I’m you. And I know you, because you’re me, you only need to have some confidence, then you can easily do it.”
>Your pep-talk is miserable, but you really want Midnight to leave.
>She is pacing around the room and was talking to figments of her imagination and to you interchangeably.
>A little while ago she noticed Princess Twilight Sparkle to start using magic.
>Lots of it.
>And only increasingly more as time goes on.
“She’s powering herself out and will be easy prey.”
>“It’s no use to fight her if she’s weakened!” Midnight shouts in your direction, “I have to defeat her in a fair fight, how else would I be able to claim to be superior?”
>You understand all of her reasoning... but you really want her to go.
“Catch her then, she cannot ignore you. We only want her to reveal her secrets to us and can then more easily outgrow her. In a fair fight we may kill her.”
>“It’s okay, it’s okay, I can bring her back...”
>Yeah... /that/.
“Why take the risk?” you continue, “Why indeed, if we can have a sure win and then increase in strength and knowledge through it?”
>Midnight stops in her pacing, and looks off to another empty spot, listening to... whomever.
>The Midnight-Midnight, probably.
>You know you have issues, but are you really that bad?
>“Right...”
>You have not the faintest idea what she just confirmed.
>“No! You!” she spins around to point at you once more, “you are the one whose real, right?”
“I’d claim so even if I weren’t.”
>She takes a step closer and ignites her fingernails with purple energy.
>You try to pull your arms up in defense but they only twitch pathetically.
“Definitely real, please, I don’t want to die a virgin twice.”

>>30402512
>“Right...” her shoulders drop a bit, and she turns around, “right,” the word came again.
>Did you hit a nerve?
>Is she... having self confidence issues?
>You guess she’s still a-
>Why the fuck are you thinking about that?
>“I’ll go catch myself another me then... Yes...”
>She nods to herself, before teleporting away.
“Please tell me I’m not that stupid.”
>...
“Now I’m talking to myself, I guess /I/ am rubbing off on me.”
>...
>”Ugh...”
>You still can’t move properly, but a smart pink individual once said ‘if you can’t walk with your feet, use your hands.’
>Putting all your strength in one push you manage to fall off your table.
“That hurt less than expected...”
>You right your head towards your destination.
>The ARC...
>If you can reach it and have it bind to you again...
>Thinking only distracts you from using your muscles.
>You need to actively put all effort into motion.
>No time to contemplate what if’s.
>It has to work.
>Midnight can’t come back and see you near it, she’d know you would have tried to escape.
>Then your chances of survival would be dwindling fast.
>She carelessly dropped it, not needing it herself to cast magic.
>You, on the other hand, you still need it.

>>30402519
>No, you not only need it, it’s invaluable to you, your continued existence hangs on it.
>Inch by inch you wiggle yourself forward to get it.
>Each time you need to contract and relax your muscles it was hard work.
>Once you have the ARC, you need to teleport away immediately.
>You can’t spare one second in which Midnight may come back for one reason or another.
>It feels like it takes an eternity,and you have no way of telling the time anyway, but you finally manage to reach it.
“Ahahaha!”, you laugh out as you can feel magic flowing through you the second you touch the ARC.
>It responds to you like an old friend.
“Ahh...”, your laughter changes to a feeling of peace,b ut you can’t allow yourself to stall.
>You need to flee immediately.
>Within a fraction of a second you copied your body over to your target location and the old one dissolves.
>You aimed for your lab at the Wonderbolts headquarters.
>Your eyes are only slightly open, but you’re able to confirm your new location.
>“AIIIEEE!!!”
>Some guy lets out a quite girlish scream.
>You’re laying on the floor, face down, the same position as with which you had teleported away.
“Wait-”
>You teleported.
>You just ruined your chances of getting your body back.
“Fuck!”
>“Oh god, it talked.”
>It.
>How mean.
“Did you just un-assume my gender?”, you groan.
>Focusing your magic you unlock some of the limitations Midnight had bestowed upon you.
>Your body is still... dead, but you can at least move it slowly now.

>>30402527
>You turn around to look at who’s in your lab.
“Anon West?”
>What?
>What is /he/ doing here?
>Then the other present people look around the table to look at you.
“Sunset, aaand Hetcher, right?”, you look at the agent in question.
>You’re not good with names but you think you saw him around
>“Miss Sparkle...?”
>Everyone’s stares make you somewhat uncomfortable.
>You look down your boy as well
“Oh yeah...”
>You right the flap of your Y-incision and cover your chest.
“Don’t stare,” you shake, rebuking the men present, “that’s necrophilia, because I’m a fucking zombie, yeah, get that out of the way... I need some clothes.”
>This snaps them out of their trance and Sunset jumps over the desk.
>“Twilight!”, she shouts your name and takes you in an embrace.
>Your heart – as weak as it was – jumps at the touch.
>A writhing pain runs through you.
>Not a physical one, but emotional pain.
>Whatever stress-neurotransmitters your body can produce, they are not needed anymore.
>You’re here.
>You’re secure.
>You’re with your friend.
>A friend who’s overjoyed and started to cry as she holds you.
“There, there...”
>You gently pat her back as you return the hug.
>You don’t know what she’s been through, but you remember having been in New Yoke because of her.
>What has she been through?
>But you are not the one who has to be strong for her right now.
>You are the weak one.
>You need comfort too...
>And so you cling to Sunset.
>It’s over.
>You’re out.
>You’re with the Wonderbolts now.
>You’re with Sunset.
>It repeats in your head.
>You don’t need to be afraid anymore.
>Let someone else carry the weight.
>You cry.
>Only you can’t.
>Your eyes won’t produce any tears.
>You can only go through the motions and sob with ragged breaths into Sunset’s hair.
>Of all the emotions you feel, sadness is not one of them.

>>30402532
More crazy talks with Midnight and Twilight. Get a bit confused, but reading it over a secondtime makes sense

>>30402689
>Get a bit confused, but reading it over a secondtime makes sense.
It's kinda what I was going for.
blurring the line, but still comprehensible when you pay more attention to it

I also made one mistake where I greened some text unintentionally, but at that moment only a single Twilight had been present, and it was only...


“Please tell me I’m not that stupid.”
>...
“Now I’m talking to myself, I guess /I/ am rubbing off on me.”
>...
>”Ugh...”

The ”Ugh...” should have been black too, of course.

>>30402789
Understandable. I just get confused when i read stuff.
That happens a lot.

>>30402532
Goddamn untitled, that was some creepily hilarious shit.

Should have an update tomorrow.
The direction I'm going for doesn't seem to work so a small rewrite is in order. For the update i mean

Best comic crossover that can happen in this thread?

>>30400694
Just combine the shit in the wiki then, you don't need to look up much, and its still going to be from Knon's view. Adding other DS characters into it would be too much of a pain in the ass. Especially seeing as most of them don't make it out alive. Hell, you could have the Dark Lord be Anon for all intents and purposes, and write him out however you want.

>>30407172
She must sense her husband saying a dumb line about wizards and guns somewhere.

>>30407200
"Gun controlled by wizards, it's possible Sunset."
>"That's impossible."
"Says the magical unicorn turned human that got bit by radioactive spider and gained its powers."

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>>30407288
Hmmm....the joke is a little flat. How about handguns....but from his hands? Fist Cannon is just him doing pic related and lodging his fist in the opponents guts, then blowing them up from the inside out.

>>30407354
It's two in the morning here so I can't come up with something witty.

>>30407363
That's fair, goodnight friendo.

>>30407371
I would sleep, but it's thundering like no tomorrow and keeps waking me up.

>>30407388
Get drunk?

>>30407411
Nah besides, I'm not legal age yet.

>>30407476
Ah, well then. Nyquil? Or just count lightning strikes? I just sleep when I need too.

So anyone having a good day?

>lack proper work material to do all work pieces properly
>have witty idea how to do it without inhibiting it's function with half the tools (I wont go into detail)
>wanted to leave work at 4pm (which I can due to flexible work time)
>3:55
>my train goes at 4:18, if I leave after 4:03 I won't make it
>superior arrives who gave me the task mentioned earlier.
>tell him what I did
>he looks at it
>...
>I left work at 6:03 today to make the 6:18 train
>...
>delayed
>laptop is in backpack in plastic bag against the rain
>too lazy to pick it out.
>trainride home listening to some swan lake
>still raining, can't take bike
>look at bus schedule
>6:35
>my train with whom this bus should be in synch with was delayed
>it's 6:38
>walk home, arrive at |7:25 completely drenched
>see this >>30408588
>...
peachy

>>30409382
Sorry to hear that

>>30409461
It's not like I don't get paid for those hours
I'm just not having the best of days

>>30409548
At least that's a silver lining

I have a quesrtion for all of you

where the fuck is superkeaton

>>30410693
Earth-1218, most likely northern hemisphere

>>30410693
On the moon, shooting random shit with the Watcher as his spotter.

>>30410715
>>30410732
I have no idea what that means.
'
so I'm guessig she's been gone for a while?

>>30410786
there are no girls on the internet
last update on his story: november

>>30410786
Keaton pops up every now and then but we haven't seen him in a while

>>30409382
I've been there.
>Work is 5 miles away by foot
>There are hurricanes being blown up from the gulf
>Walking to work drenched to the bone
>Work the 8 hour shift soaked
>Walk home in the rain, soaked again
This was my first week of work too.

>>30410993
That’s pretty rough and terrifying

>>30411408
More annoying than anything else, its hot as shit and I have to walk down the highway for 2 or 3 miles to get into town.

>>30411447
Ouch. I can’t imagine doing that since there's no sidewalk near me

>>30411536
Eh, the grass was already as wet as I was, so it wasn't much of an issue after getting past the drainage ditches.

>>30411585
Well that’s good I guess

>>30411746
There are a lot of old people driving though. So I have to dodge traffic from time to time.

>>30410786
>She

>>30411764
Yeah that's pretty dangerous

>>30402512
>You try to pull your arms up in defense but they only twitch pathetically.
>“Definitely real, please, I don’t want to die a virgin twice.”
Okay yeah that's definitely Twilight, SOMEONE SAVE HER HERSELF, jesus, this sounding like a bad day at the SCP Foundation.
>>30402527
>“Ahh...”, your laughter changes to a feeling of peace,b ut you can’t allow yourself to stall.
space the b back into but
>>30402532
>You look down your boy as well
body*
And now the update made me sad. At least Twilight can make a new body...right?

>>30411827
Eh, only on weekends, some of them drink early. And I am off today and tomorrow, so its all good.

>>30412616
That’s good.

Also update in half an hour give or take a few minutes

>>30412945
WOOOOOOO!

>>30389840
>Be Anon and you’re slowly starting to regret doing this favor for Vinyl.
>After Vinyl sent you the address of your next patient, you hastily made your way there.
>Luckily it wasn’t that far from where you were, just a five minute walk to reach it.
>Once you got there, you saw the place was a fairly nice looking two story home.
>The moment you knocked on the door kickstarted the regret you were feeling.
>The one who answered the door was your next patient, who she introduced herself to be Trixie Lulamoon.
>You weren’t familiar with that name but you were familiar with her alias.
>Mysterio, mistress of the magical arts.
>That was a name you’ve heard plenty of times in the news.
>Anyways it turns out that Trixie needed to talk to someone about a few problems she was having.
>Naturally you agreed to helping her and that was one of the worst thing you ever agreed to do.
>The moment you asked about her life and what was bothering her, she started from baby stories and her early childhood.
>When you heard this, you thought that she had some crazy deep wounds or backstory.
>You were proven wrong as she continue on with her childhood after thirty minutes.
>While nodding and prompting her to go ever so often, you tried to listen for anything important.
>There wasn’t anything as she seemed to brag with each and every memory she told you.
>This was slowly starting to annoy you.
> “And it was on that day that Trixie started to learn the magical arts,” Trixie bragged, waving her hands majestically while smiling.
>Correction, this was getting annoying a bit too quickly.
>You hope she’ll stop soon or else you're gonna lose it.
>With that thought in mind, you tried to calm down by taking deep yet quiet breathes.
>Blow up at your patient won't do you any good.
>Especially if your patient is a villain and you use the term loosely.

>>30413560
>Once she started telling you her first time fighting Spider-Woman , you felt that she was labeled the title by default.
> “Trixie was doing a simple show, trying to wow the audience when an accident happened. Granted Trixie should have checked a few things before Trixie started, but mistakes do happen,” Trixie explained, “And it's not like Trixie meant to burn that man’s jacket, but noooo. Trixie is obviously a villain for that and fighting Spider-Woman.”
>That made somewhat sense, you guess.
> “At that point, no one would come to Trixie’s shows and Mysterio took the stage as the greatest magician ever,” Trixie muttered, turning on her side.
>Well there's one problem you can deal with.
“And that’s how you became Mysterio?” you wondered, waiting for Trixie to say some kind of plot twist.
>Surprisingly Trixie nodded her head while sighing.
> “Yes and that's Trixie’s story,” Trixie proclaimed, striking a dramatic pose.
>.....You don’t know what to say at this point.
>This wasn't something you were prepared for, but you're gonna do whatever you can to help.
“Well after hearing your….. interesting life story, I think I can help you,” you explained, leaning back into your chair.
>You wished you were in your regular chair since it was more comfortable than the one you were sitting in.
>Trixie gave you her undivided attention as she sat up and leaned towards you.
“Well I can see that after your show you seemed to develop a fear of failure,” you began, trying to ease her into your explanation.
> “What,” Trixie screeched, standing up, “Trixie doesn't have a fear of failure since that one performance. Trixie will show you.”
>Blinking a bit confusingly, you tilted your head while standing up.
“What’re you,” you began, putting your notepad down.

>>30413577
> “It's simple. Trixie will put on another show and amaze everyone with Trixie’s magic,” the magician motioned, “Trixie will be the talk of the town once the show ends. The fans will come back and you'll be there to see to happen.”
“I will?” you wondered, trying to follow the girl’s logic.
> “Yes you will. It'll show you that Trixie can rising above your silly therapist mumbo-jumbo,” Trixie laughed, holding a hand to her mouth, “Trixie will show you that on stage, Trixie is fearless.”
>.......You're wondering if you ate something weird earlier.
“Ok?”
> “Trixie is happy you agree. Now leave Trixie and we'll talk again next week,” the magician vowed, raising her hand as it glowed.
>In the blink of an eye, you were now outside the house with all of your belongings.
>Without thinking, you took out your phone and dialed a number.
>You started to walk while you waited for the phone to stop ringing.
> “Hello,” a voice answer from the other end.
“Vinyl, I’m not sure what just happened, but I think I helped Trixie,” you commented, summing up the whole experience.
> “We knew you could do it,” Vinyl chuckled, finding some amusement in this whole situation.
>You continued to talk to your patient/friend unaware that you were being followed by a few shadows.


New update and i sort of rushed this since i couldn’t figure out what to do. Anyways tell me what you think

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>>30389046
Octotavia...

>>30413591
Not bad, but it does feel a little too rushed. Still, I liked it.

>>30413673
Huh, a piece by Slugbox that I haven't seen before? Very nice

>>30413728
I couldn't figure out what to do with Trixie so I just went with this.

>>30413752
Yeah, I can understand that. I don't think Trixie is a very easy character to write.

>>30413788
Yeah, I was originally going to pick a Shadowbolt but I might have them appear later

>>30413560
>who she introduced herself to be Trixie Lulamoon.
the she here is redundant, as well as incorrect in the tense who* set the sentence up as.
>that was one of the worst thing you ever agreed to do.
things*
>While nodding and prompting her to go ever so often, you tried to listen for anything important.
every*
>Blow up at your patient won't do you any good.
blowing*
>>30413577
>That made somewhat sense, you guess.
flip somewhat and sense around.
>>30413591
>It'll show you that Trixie can rising above
rise*
>>30413752
Trixie being Trixie until and accident happened, that makes sense. I think its fine.

>>30413840
Ooooh, which one then? Or all of them? Speaking of the shadowbolts, Tonic Anon update when?

>>30413849
Will fix that later. Thanks

>>30413863
I would have Picked Sour as the patient, but have all five be introduced to Anon.
Tonic update will happen next

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>>30413891
>Sexy Crazy Sour Sweet as a patient.
>Lewd and probably painful times about
>Tonic update next.

>>30413946
She was always my favorite and I have fun thinking of the hero/villain she can be.
Yes to the update though

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>>30413988
>Sour Sweet
>Anyone other than Two-Face.

>>30414036
Too easy

>>30414036
That would be so obvious its not even good, besides the fact that for one thing, she doesn't like burning her face, and for another its already in the story that she is Marvel verse.

>>30415236
Therapist Anon has Gloriosa as Poison Ivy.

>>30415267
Eh, she's called Gaea actually, but they do function the same.

>>30413673
Is it just me or is that a chest vagoo?

>>30415628
It might?

>>30416773
what is in the bag?

>>30417388
Something bad I guess

>>30417388
Groceries.

>>30417911
man's gotta eat

>>30418392
yeah, but whatever he's eating that's inside of that, I doubt it's a cabbage head

>>30413591
Updated the pastebin https://pastebin.com/0cit7eXM
Next update will be Tonic then C.A.P.E.S.

>>30391518
>Britavia
>>30413673
Octavia is Latin and means "the eigth child which is a daughter".

>>30418742
>Octavia is Latin and means "the eigth child which is a daughter".
ooooh, so that's why Octomber is the eight month of the year

>>30418916
Well that's how it was originally designed. Extra months got added though. Thats why SEPTember is 9th instead of 7th, OCTober is 10th instead of eighth, and DECember is 12th instead of 10th.

>>30419196
Makes sense

>>30419196
Neat

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Dark Lord Pic.

>>30421847
Eh, I'd go with a halberd.

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>>30421996
So....this?

>>30422064
Yeah, pretty much.

>>30422064
Knon and Dark Lord dropped a Dark Sun on Hydra asses.

>>30421847
So many hours wasted trying to fight that boss

>>30422835
But the satisfaction will always be worth it. And the spear, that thing is pretty good.

>>30422862
Granted but I wasted so much time trying to solo it

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>Ponk will never be your fast gf.

>>30422941
That theme of BE THE MAN is strong. Sometimes too strong. It helps it you have a good build though
>>30422957
I miss the prompts of Pinkie being the kinky harem building girlfriend to an oblivious Dad-ish Anon. There was even an apartment complex where Pinkie recruited everyone she knew to be "taken care of" by him, on top of his good home cooking. Fun times. Fun times.

>>30422984
got that right

Fun times. We really need stuff like that to happen again. It's fun to have small prompts

>>30422957
I think fast Ponk would be a god-tier gf.
>There is a game that's out, but it's exclusive to Japan.
>She'll run and give it to you as a surprise gift.

>>30423039
If she does that then you better reward her

>>30423056
Of course.
Maybe a movie.
Dinner.
Her favorite candy and cupcakes.
The usual.

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Has there been a Darkness green yet?

>>30423108
There has not.

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>>30423108
>Not posting the good version
But otherwise nope, haven't had one.

>>30423126
>>30423174
Well there should be one, maybe Sombra as the Darkness host and Celestia as the Angelus

>>30423213
Nah, Sombra is too obvious, and we usually prefer having Anon in the story. But seeing that story would be cool though.

>>30423104
Good cause we can’t take advantage of a girl like that unless we reward her.

>>30423986
Pinkie is for sweet love, then normal loving, then deep dirty loving you don't tell the kids about, then the dirtier sweaty loving for when she brings a few of her girlfriends in and you don't tell the rest of your little groups kids about how it happened. Then cake.

>>30424091
>Then cake.
You are truly degenerate.

>>30424106
That's the price you have to pay for Pinkie and the loving harem she made, but its worth it. And the cake isn't a lie either, its pretty tasty.

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>>30424223
>And the cake isn't a lie either, its pretty tasty.

>>30424384
Is it heresy if Pinkie used her breast milk to make it for the adults? She used regular for kids of course.

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>>30424395

>>30424404
Hey, Pinkie is kinky, only the girls that were around the apartment when she was pregnant would guess it. Even fewer that could even be sure it was from her. That shit is like pure sugar in a milk milf form.

>>30424411
No, I meant giving cake to children.

>>30424417
What about it? Its just normal cake, she bakes for her day job dude, remember? I mean if she isn't paying attention when aunty Treehugger is in the kitchen something could go wrong, but after the kids raided to kitchen the one time it hasn't happened again.

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>>30424423
Don't try to sway us with your words, you know what you are!

>>30424460
A what? A man that wants his kids to have sweet foods that absolutely do not contain a sexy and extremely active milf's milk in it? Because that is exactly what your implying, from what I can guess anyways. Besides, Bon Bon is the one with candy powers, so if anything, she's the one that doesn't crazy experiments that Lyra drags out the pits of the internet for her. Pinkie learned her lesson from the incident with Twilight and Sunset.

>>30424467
does* not doesn't

Thread's active today at least.

Can Symbiotes sense each others moves like how Spider-man does with his enemies?

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>>30389046
>You will never spend 4th of July weekend with Spider-Shim and just relax.

>>30425408
That would be great.

>>30425408
>4th of July
good that you plan Trumpcare after your annual alcohol and explosives holiday

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>>30427019
>tfw you will not be able to blow up a small portion of your country in celebration of your independance from England this year due to severe fire danger.

>>30427534
just treat it like global warming. All you need to do is not believe in fire danger

>>30427534
Well who says you can't, besides those pesky, pansy law-men and law-women? Go right on ahead, Anon!

Does anyone know the answer 5o my question here >>30425263

>>30428910
I believe they cannot.

>>30428910
No, I don't think so.

Beans was found. Let us torture him.
>>30428689
>>30428689
>>30428689

Remember to have fun!

>>30429178
Beans died long ago, Anon. Let it go.

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There is a distinct lack of Killer Moth here

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>>30429374
SOmeone should write a green with Anon as Killer Moth and Sunset as either Batgirl or Spidey.

>>30429175
>>30429162
Thanks. That'll help with my next update

>>30429208
I bet you feel silly now

>>30429422
So...where the fuck have you been?

>>30429422
I have so many questions...

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>>30429566
It's okay. Just post hips.

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>>30429628
What did you think of this masterpiece?

>>30429628
I will only post hips if you post green.

>>30429639
It was incredible. A simple work of art and a fitting, well-deserved ending to Jackman's interpretation of the Wolverine. The film was simply incredible. It knew what it was, it didn't have to prove anything...it just was beautiful.

>>30429647
B-but ya gotta! I need my fucking fix, man!
The green will come when it is done

>>30429698
Then you will get your hips once you are done.

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>>30429698

>>30429708
...Shit. Well, shouldn't be too long then.

>>30429725
Aw yiss thats guud shit

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and here we have Bright Mac and Pear Butter

>>30389046
I'm surprised there isn't a Rorschach Anon.
>Sunset finds out there is another vigilante and this one isn't afraid to kill or badly injure and that means trouble.
>Anon started by non-lethal means, but he learned that the man he was after raped and killed a six year old girl then fed her remains to his dogs something in Anon clicked and caused him to show no more mercy to violent criminals.

>>30429901
"Flash Sentry, possible homosexual. Need to investigate further."

>>30429901
This sounds like it should take place somewhere outside of Canterlot if shit's gonna be that bad.
Pre-millennium New Yoke, Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia could work well for that type of setting.

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I just have the greatest idea ever.

IDW's MLP written by Grant Morrison. It would be utter madness.

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>>30429974
>"Flash Sentry, possible homosexual. Need to investigate further."

>>30429901
Could work

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HAIL HYDRA

>>30429901
>"Whoever you are, you need to stop this now."
"You're too soft on them Spider. They deserve everything they get."
>"You left a body in front of the police station."
"He was a serial rapist."
>"But, that isn't the ri-"
"So you're completely alright to let that man walk the streets and rape another innocent child?"
>"No I-"
"Like I said you're too soft. Now if you excuse me I got a job to do."
>Anon points his grapple hook and fires at a nearby building.
>"Oh no you don't.."
>Sunset shoots a web to follow this 'Rorschach'.

>have a sizable update that just needs finishing
>buy a switch instead

I need someone to be mean to me and tell me to finish up for motivation

>>30433632
You're not the only one. I'm trying to beat the story mode of Injustice 2.

>>30433704
Same here I'm in a NetherRealm marathon and I finished MK9, IJ1, MK X and now finally starting Injustice 2.

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>>30433704
>Not beating it on Day 1
Noob

>>30433632
I have 66 shrines completed in Breath of the Wild.

>>30433772
I got it on tuesday

>>30433632
nobody?

>>30434751
Well we just admitted to being lazy as well. I'm trying to at least get something done myself

>>30433632
>>30434751
Ok. Here's some motivation.
Hurry the fuck up Boi.

>>30434751
>>30435025
Yeah, what kinda writefag takes forever to deliver!? Ya'll are sooo lazy!

>>30435128
Back to work or no hips for you.

>>30435128
This coming from the guy that just pops in every now and then after months of an absence

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>>30435128
>Beansposting

>>30435167
Thatsthejoke.jpg

>>30435140
I'm workin' on it. Don't worry.

>>30435128
way to make it about yourself again

>>30435177
I was just kidding. Sorry.

>>30435176
>>30435190
Go and finish your Green first. You can post here once you deliver.

>>30434751
This roll of 3-ply toilet paper's going straight down your esophagus if 'ya don't get to work in the fields and making me some green!

>>30435176
>I'm workin' on it.
That line reminds me of this particular Chris-chan clip.
https://youtu.be/vTsSu2hXLuk?t=45s

>>30402532
>Be Twilight Spa- no not that one, not that one either, the other one, the pretty pony princess, yes, that one.
>Be Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>Only you don’t feel very princess-y right now.
>You are still lying on the floor in the now dry lake bed.
>Not only dry, but the loamy mud around you has burned and was now quite hard.
>Hard, but brittle.
>You allow yourself a moment of relaxation after your work.
>You had been right, it took you enough energy to almost make you pass out.
>But once everyone was securely on the ground your workload had lessened and it got continuously easier after that.
>You may be exhausted, but not in danger of losing consciousness anymore.
>Even though sleep sounds nice right about now.
>Your peace and quiet after the storm was disrupted as you feel someone teleport nearby you.
>Trixie?
>She came to pick up the pieces.
>In your state she could easily defeat you, even with the amount of power she has had when you last met.
>You break yourself free from your loam restraints and lean up.
“Tri-”, your assumption was incorrect.
>Before you, in the air, hovers Twilights alter ego, Midnight Sparkle.
>A being born of magic.
>The scholar inside of you already reaches out with your magic faintly to analyze the magical aura she gives off.
>Most other parts of you want to flee for various reasons.
>One, a magical being like her is something you are unfamiliar with.
>And since eons ponykind was afraid of what they did not know.
>Two, you are in a weak state right now.
>You could barely fight, much less protect those around you if it would come down to it.

>>30435519
>Three, you know her to be dangerous
>She stole Twilight’s body (and some supplies), and announced herself Sunset’s enemy.
>Reasoning with her will be difficult.
>And lastly, her smile.
>The predatory expression she wears as she’s approaching you slowly.
>She already knows she won, or rather, she would win if you two were to fight now.
>Which leaves only one option open.
>But it’s your favorite option anyway.
>Befriend her.
>“Twilight Sparkle,” she speaks your name before correcting herself, “oh no, excuse me. /Princess/ Twilight Sparkle.”
“Midnight Sparkle.”
>You honor her wish to be called that.
>The approach you choose will have to be a respectful one.
>You heave yourself up and take on a normal stance.
>Being steady, or defensive would help you neither with defending yourself, nor with talking to her.
“We’ve met before briefly, so to speak. You have all of Twilight’s memories if I’m not mistaken.”
>You are referring to both your meetings. Once after the Friendship games, and once at Camp Everfree before she was kidnapped by Starlight.
>Even if she’d claim not to have met you in person, she cannot deny the memory.
>“What happened?”, she asks with a tinge of worry in her void as she looks around.
“Rapidfire and I stopped a storm from ravaging this land.” you tell her and take in the scenery as well, “It got messy.”
>“That much is apparent.” she looks up into the sky, “You know that you created a powerful high pressure system, and that water vapor has powerful greenhouse properties when it comes to keeping energy inside the planet’s atmosphere.”
“What do you mean?”
>“Your weather is controlled by pegasi and you don’t have global warming in Equestria, correct?”
>You can tell that her voice is mocking you, but as she looks around her expression shows concern.

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Our writefriends are now the Bat family.
Who is who?

>>30389046
so this is where my boy urchin migrated
i think i can make room for this general

>>30435528
>Concern for the world.
>You need to take lead in the conversation.
“Any wrong we did, we can still fix, Midnight. If we work together... What do you mean by high pressure system?”
>She stares into emptiness for a few seconds, but just as you wanted to call her out she talks again.
>“Hot air has less density than cold one, simple heat expansion. If you draw it on a map you can pick out places of high temperature and low temperature and can at the same time state the air density. If one expands and the other refracts we can easily draw lines in which direction air will flow in form of wind.”
“The higher the difference, the stronger the wind...”
>You just made a new storm.
>“What? Your plan immediately backfired, didn’t it?”
“Yes...”, you look down as you admit it to her.
>“Tsk.” she makes a displeased click with her tongue and turns around.
“Midnight?”
>She flutters a few feet away from you, mumbling to herself, before she faces you again.
>“This- this is because I still need this planet. And to prove that I’m stronger and smarter than you!”
>Stronger and smarter than you?
>Is she measuring herself against you?
>That makes sense in a twisted kind of way.
>Competition can be friendly.
“What have I done wrong?”
>She already told you the answer.
>Greenhouse properties of water vapor and pressure systems leading to wind.
>You can figure out the rest yourself, but if you turn it into a dialogue you can show her that you are a quick learner.

>>30435554
>Show her your wits and curiosity while sounding natural without bragging or competing to strengthen her opinion of you as a rival.
>You... would appreciate someone like that.
>And she is you... to a degree.
>However... she’s not answering to your question, she seems distracted, her eyes twitching around, fixating on you and two other spots at seemingly random.
>“Shut up.”
>She opens her arms up to the sky and spreads her wings widely, and then...
>A shiver runs down your spine as you feel this immense energy bundling and going up further and further into the sky.
>“This should be acceptable,” she nods and takes her arms down, “any further alterations will need to be fine tuned later, but weather has a way of righting itself. It’s a constant flow... Meteorology never really interested me. No... this will have to do. Much better job than with what you left the world with.”
>You give her a smile.
>She may be denying it and say it’s only to best you, but she cares about the planet.
“Indeed, thank you for fixing my mistakes.”
>Midnight flinches.
>That was too much.
>You need to antagonize her more, you won’t get far by complimenting and thanking her.
“I’m in no condition to make it back to the Wonderbolts by myself.”
>This was a lie.
>You have enough energy left to teleport not only yourself, but grab onto the air carriages and the two Wonderbolts and teleport them too.
>You only need to figure out where Rapidfire and Misty Fly touched down.
>All you know is that you slowed their fall.
“I’m at your kindness’ mercy,” you make a small curtsy in her direction, “Will you help me get to a place where I can rest for a bit?”

>>30435557
>You’re not saying that she should take you to the Wonderbolts, but you did invite yourself to whatever hideout she has made for herself.
>You go with her out of your own free will.
>Is it a good idea though?
>You don’t allow her to fight you or take you by force, you’re not showing that you’re afraid of her or even think of her as the enemy.
>She may not take kindly to your behavior.
>Antagonize her more.
>She needs this.
>She needs you to respect her.
>Something which you do-
>No...
>It’s not respect.
>You’re afraid of her.
>Something you don’t want to show.
>Respect and fear are almost the thing, recognition of something grand.
>Yet the emotion behind it is entirely different.
>But... you ARE afraid.
>And turning it around will not be easy.
>Of course you don’t want to be afraid of her, you want to respect her.
>Your own emotions are in the way, you need to get yourself under control.
>She’s not making it easy not to be afraid of her either.
>“Help you get to a place where you can rest for a bit?” Midnight laughs, “Do I look like I run a bed and breakfast for wayward Twilight Sparkles?” she smiles deviously, “I do actually, and you’ll be a great addition to the start of a collection.”

>>30435537
we don't measure our dicks here

>>30435574
You nightwing

>>30435566
>you’ll be a great addition to the start of a collection.
Midnight Sparkle confirmed for Orange Lantern.

>>30435574
>Implying you have a dick.

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>>30435623
I never confirmed that

>>30435591
baited

>>30435632
You confirmed that you bottomed before and have long hair that tugged.
Then wrote the Sunset sex scene from experience.

>>30435665
Could be a trap.

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>>30435665
silly you, there are no girls on the internet

>>30435673
>pic related

>>30435673
E V E N
B E T T E R

>>30435673
>>30435685
But traps are gay

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>>30435679
>>30435685

>>30435566
I don't think imaginary Twilight's count towards on account of them not being actually real.
Jokes aside, though, nice update.

>>30435679
Fuck, I wanted to post that picture...

>>30435717
>I don't think imaginary Twilight's count towards on account of them not being actually real.
She thinks she has one real Twilight already though

>>30435704
Only when they top.

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>>30435728
But isn't engaging in anal sexual intercourse with another man the very definition of male homosexuality, despite which member of the aforementioned sexual engage is getting the dicking?
The answer is no, because sex with traps are 100%, without a doubt, definitely not gay.

>>30435728
what if they ride you and slap their dick onto your belly with each bounce?

>>30435665
that's right, as a men you can be bot if she does cowgirl, right, yes, that's how it went down

>>30435758
>>30435775
You're only gay when topping if you kiss them full on the mouth and or have feelings for them other than lust/the need to hate-fuck them. Otherwise, it's perfectly straight.

>>30435775
So you're a trap?
That's hot.

>>30435841
I can assure you my gender expression fits my biological sex

>>30435859
A grill on 4chin
Lies.
Do you have glasses?

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>>30389046

>>30437073
Why so nervous, Sunset? It's the green isn't? Want to know how we got them?

>>30437073
She has a thumb biting problem.

Posting a green to see if I still got it. Not sure if it's my best, to be honest.

>I walk into the store, briskly, the door ringing at my arrival as the clerk stares at me with eager eyes.
>I adjust my own to the interior of the dimly lit comic store.
>“Hello, welcome to Page-Turner’s Comics! Need any help, ma’am?” asks the clerk.
>I politely shake my head no and smile.
>“Kay, just let me know if ya do then, alright?”
>I quickly mouth an ‘okay’ back with the same smile and a polite nod.
>He probably thinks I’m shy.
>He’s right, too.
>I am.
>The set-up for the shop is quite simple.
>Place isn’t too big nor is it too small — think the size of a slightly larger basement and you’d get the right idea.
>Layout’s pretty simple too; when you walk in just as I had, your first view is straight down to the back of the room where rows upon rows of thick, overfilled long boxes sit atop plastic tables.
>I usually go to those for older issues that date as recent as last month to the last decade, sometimes more.
>The right side of the shop is a long wall with racks holding this week’s new comics by different brands. Multiple number ones make me grimace.
>The long racks go down about half the length of the wall before ending with a large, black, wooden shelf — graphic novels are here.
>Next to them are toys that cover the bottom right corner of the room which travels along the length of the back of the store, and finally end at the bottom left, where older graphic novels begin traveling down racks on the left wall.
>They stop half-way down the wall before collectible trading cards and RPG memorabilia remain.
>Next to those and dominating the majority of the left-top corner (my left) is the clerk at his table.
>Nerdy magazines are there on tiny shelves below the register and more valuable issues behind him, framed on the wall in plastic seals, orange stickers on top with high prices.
>It’s a simple set-up.

>>30438103
>It works well for the shop.
>Works well in not looking too overbearing for new customers.
>I begin my way down the right wall’s racks, scanning each row for the next issue of the run I’ve been reading.
>I take my time.
>Typically I glance over the issue I want unknowingly whenever I do this.
>Not today, though.
>Instead, I find it rather quickly and pick it up in my hooves.
>The cover stares at me with a proud image of a stallion with slick black hair, a red cape, and a familiar insignia on his blue suit’s chest.
>A smile breaks its way upon my face when I read the title.
>Superstallion.
>I make my way to the register, ignoring the long boxes as I wind through them.
>The clerk makes eye contact with me in an instant, fixing his glasses.
>“You ready, ma’am?”
>I nod with a smile and place the comic on the table.
>He scans it, rings up the register.
>“Three bits, please.”
>I retrieve the necessary coinage from my bit bag, sliding them on the table to him.
>He picks one up with his hoof, bites it to determine its authenticity, then smiles.
>“Thank you,” he says, placing them in the register. “Would you like a bag?”
“Bag,” I answer quietly, mainly because it was easier than saying, ‘no thank you’.
>As such, he slides the comic into a plastic bag and hands it to me with a receipt inside.
>“Thank you. Come again, ma’am,” he says warmly.
>I — you guessed it — nod with a smile, and head to the exit.
>However, before I walk out the door, I remember that I forgot to say something.
“U-um…thank you…” I say to the clerk in a mere whisper, hoof holding the door barely open.
>He smiles back at me.
>“Your welcome. See ya next week, Fluttershy.”
>My cheeks raise just a bit higher as my smile becomes genuine.
>Unfortunately, it is within an instant I feel the blush beginning to creep upon the skin of my face.
>I quickly make my way out before it may become noticeable…

>>30438112
>My walk home was very nice.
>The town is quite lovely an hour after midday I’ve come to discover.
>Just enough working ponies are still out for the end of their lunch-break before heading back to work, and just enough regular passer-byers to make it easy to wind through without feeling as if I’m drowning in a swarm of ponies.
>As such, I wasn’t afraid to stop by the market place on my way home.
>I come by here often at this time of day to make a wish at the fountain.
>It’s a lovely spot with a delightful statue of a pony.
>Don’t know who it is supposed to be of, but I like it.
>I flipped a bit into it, wished that the animals have good dreams during winter when they hibernate, and trotted home before an evening crowd could form.
>When I entered my cottage, I, as usual, greeted my animals and sat down on my loveseat.
>I turned on the fireplace. It’s cold during late-autumn in Ponyville.
>Finally, now I sit here, basking in the glow of my fire, engulfed in warmth with a blanket around me, and the bag containing my comic on my table.
>I’ve greeted my friends, made my wish, and bought my comic.
>Now, it’s time to read it.
>I pull it out of the bag, staring at my hero’s square jaw on the cover, his perfect hair, his assuring smile…Superstallion.
>Sometimes I stare at the covers too long before I read the comic.
>I just get lost looking at him.
>He’s so confident, yet so modest.
>He’s so kind, yet free-spoken.
>He’s so considerate, yet doesn’t back down.
>And what I like best?
>He loves everyone.
>I just wonder, however…if he would love me like I love him.
>I-it’s weird, I know, but it’s true; I love Superstallion.
>Me, a real life pony, loving a fictional comic book character...
>Crazy, huh?
>It’s been eating me up inside for a while.

Holy shit Beans just posted green Half-Life 3 is confirmed.

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>I’m obsessed with him. I dream of him at night, I think of him during the day…and when I am at a crossroads, what do I think?
“What would he do?” I sigh to myself.
>I wish I spoke louder sometimes — that I wasn’t so meek…
>I open the comic book and enrich myself in my idol’s ventures.

Hours later...


>I settle myself into the warmth of my bed, sliding under my covers.
>Comfort greets me in its tender embrace, and I take a moment to appreciate my bedroom whilst I still have my bedside candle lit.
>Goodnight, room.
>I blow the last remaining light in my cottage out, and inky blackness covers all I see.
>I’m afraid of it at first — I’ve always been afraid of the dark.
>Not a surprise, no, but still, I always fight to suppress a gasp when I turn off the light.
>I slide deeper under my covers, trembling, whining…I’m scared.
>Then, I ask myself a question: “Wouldn't it be nice if Superstallion could hold me?”
>I blush at such a thought.
>It’s the kind of thought I would have if I were still a teenager!
>However, it brings me such a warmth.
>In fact, I’ve already forgotten about the dark!
>Maybe…maybe I can allow myself to think such thoughts.
>What if Superstallion were to hold me?
>What if he said he loved me?
>The giddiness these questions create cause me to smile.
>My face turns red.
>My thoughts turn lewd.
>What if…what if he were to /kiss/ me?
>Oh, my…
>I picture Clark Canter, his diamond blue eyes gazing into mine, a warm smile on his face as he tells me I’m beautiful the way I am.
>I’d flail my hoof with a girlish giggle, saying he’s such a charmer, him.
>Then, he’d take the very hoof I’d flail, his gaze deepening as we stare at one another.
>H-he then pulls us closer to each other, my heart would be racing, his too…