IRL ponies would be nightmare fuel. Giant eyes, Uncanny Valley,

>>30380649
Absolutely

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>>30380649
You're a incredible pussy, anon. I'm almost sorry for someone so weak as you.

Of course i will.

I want her to kiss me and stick her thick pony tongue in my mouth while she grinds her nethers and crotchtits against my hardening dick.

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>>30380649
>You would seriously want to date this?
>implying i would bother with dating

>>30380649
Those glasses don't look like they would cover Vinyl's eyes...

>>30380649
Depends on the interpretation. That pic wouldn't be too bad if the lipstick was removed and they smiled a bit more.

>>30380666
>foreplay begins
>pony is aroused
>starts neighing and flailing her forelimbs about
>you catch a rock-solid keratin hoof upside the head
>in the hospital for a week with a category 4 concussion
>Nurse Redheart: "Was it worth it, anon?"

>>30380678
Lipstick? I think that's her tongue.

>>30380682
>pony is aroused
>starts neighing and flailing her forelimbs about
anon,have you ever seen horses fucking?
they dont really start jumping and kicking around like they re on extasy,they re pretty relaxed actually

>>30380686
unless octavia is also sticking her tongue out, it isn't.

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>Show just the head and neck at a weird angle.
>Obscure one of her ears.
>Fuck up the goggles.
>Show her in the middle of what i think is supposed to be a wink.
>Juxtapose with a half-assed octavia that doesnt even have a muzzle.
I realise this is bait, but it irks me that this is considered realistic.

>>30380694
I figured they were both just being cheeky fucks.

Or maybe they finished making out and have smeared lipstick?

... Huh. Never thought of it like that.

>>30380692
>anon,have you ever seen horses fucking?

wtf, no. Is that common where you're from?

>>30380708
>is that common where you re from?
im from a rural area
guess

>>30380711
You need a hobby, dude. If I was from the sticks, I think I'd find something better to occupy my time with than watching horses fuck.

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>>30380714
This is /mlp/

Given the chance, half of us would fuck the horse

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>>30380678
like this? Top cute senpai

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Like an arrow that springs from the bow.
No doubt.
No hestitation.
The path is clear.
I would plow that pony.

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>>30380649

It might take a little getting used to, but I think I could manage.

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>>30380649
OP looks cute as fuck though. Although, the eyes are a little human. Not all animals look like humans.

>>30380761
Honestly I don't think it's that bad.

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>>30380786
>tongue
Oh.... Oh my.

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>>30380799
This nigga knows what's up. I wish this guy modelled more horses.

>>30380809
nyx model

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Looks fine to me.

>>30380649
As long as she had the personality of my waifu, I'd love her

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>>30380649
>Implying I don't want to stick my dick in that pony, specifically.

Vinyl is cute no matter how she looks.

>>30380822
If he made a Nyx alongside another Ponk, I'd be more than happy. That one SFM guy who makes Nyx seems really good at lighting it though.

>>30380799
>>30380809
Those tongues tho.
Just imagine that.... stuff.
>all that muscle
>ponies might be smaller than you
>they might be (mostly) weaker than you
>but their tongues are bigger and stronger than yours will ever be
>and you will fight a battle you can't possibly win with every kiss
>and you love it

I'll be in my bunk.

Heck yeah

>>30380649
Absolutely.

>>30380761
That' one's actually really cute.

>>30380708
>never seen bmpe
Get off my board.

>>30380900
>bmpe
What is this, anon?

>>30380906
>doesn't know what bmpe is
GET OFF my board.

>>30380912
Enlighten me

I've been here since 2013, I'm hardly a newfriend

>>30380649
IRL ponies could be their own nightmare. Imagine what it would be like for a small pony to support a show accurate head.

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>>30380649
No, but I would seriously date this

>>30380921
>only been here since 2013
GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>30380649
>IRL humans would be nightmare fuel. Giant eyes, Skinny Spindly Limbs, Uncanny Valley, not to mention the fact that they're deformed but still technically talking mammals...

>You would seriously want to date this?

Of course if you put a realistic texture on a cartoon character it'd look weird.

>>30380927
Actually I've been on 4chan since 2010, this board since 2013

But seriously, what is bmpe?

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>>30380858
>a pony will never force their thick, filthy horse tongue down your throat

>>30380761
>>30380876
Maximum fluffiness.
Brush the fluffy pony.

>>30380900
>>30380912
Chill the fuck out. I don't think the black market peso exchange is relevant to pony fuck fantasies.
Try >>>/biz/

>>30380921
Best Mare Pack Ever
you're welcome

>>30380921
>I've been here since 2013, I'm hardly a newfriend
Me too, but only since October of that year and so I wouldn't make that assertion. Maybe if I came much earlier in the year or late 2012 then I could make that claim.

>>30380698
>this is considered realistic.

No, it isn't.

>>30380858
I recall some geek estimating the average adult MLP mare to be just over four feet tall, but their mass is equal to that of an adult human.

Further, stronger leg muscles to account for a quadrupedal gait and a much stronger spine that can support upwards of two hundred pounds.

So short, cute little monsters that could break you in half with a particularly affectionate hug.

>>30380649
>he doesn't want to fuck the alien horses

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>>30380982
>just over four feet
Sounds like he was going by the "candy cane" estimates, back when that was all we had. We've had more accurate stuff since then, like the EqG gag reels and the Cheese Sandwich police lineup, that would place an average mare at about 1 meter.

>>30380993
If so that's even scarier. All the mass of an adult in a three foot tall cat-horse. They could and likely would hurt us entirely by accident. Worse still is that they would be crying constantly due to how bad they would feel for hurting their new human friends. So enjoy your broken back AND your broken heart.

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>>30381006
>Not getting /fit/ for your for your friends and/or waifu.

>>30381107
The most fit man on earth couldn't shrug off a kick from a Clydesdale.

>>30380708
Filthy casual.

>>30380649
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Aecmajor%2Csafe

ECMajor is only the first realistic artist I can think of. Wait, I got another one

https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Abaron+engel

You just picked a fucking terrible example of 'realism'.

>>30380708
>he never saw horses getting at it on the field
hahaha fucking faggot

don't you have any farms or riding schools in your area?

>>30380930
don't bother i don't know it either and no real intention to find it out

i'd guess it's some neo/mlp/ x reddit crossover expression to make you look more autistic

jeez i miss my autistic /mlp/ all that's left are those faggots

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>>30380923

>>30381392
Awwww.

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>>30380649
Well fuck you too, buddy.

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>>30381392

>>30380982
>>30380993
>>30381107
>implying ponies wouldnt be about as big as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O635YkRTbBE

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>>30380666
Great. You summoned Satan Pony.

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>>30380649

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>>30380936

>ywn be forcibly disrobed by unicorn magic
>ywn see a unicorn standing triumphantly astride your helpless form as she licks her lips in anticipation
>ywn watch as she slowly inclines her muzzle towards your midriff
>ywn gasp as she curls her tongue around your member
>ywn groan as her tongue pulls your member inside her warm, moist mouth
>ywn cry out as her lips form a seal around your member and she begins to apply suction
>ywn clutch the ground beneath you as she slowly sucks your member all the way into her mouth
>ywn see her eyes fixed on yours as her tongue swirls around you
>ywn breathe raggedly as she begins to pump and suckle, making lewd squelching sounds
>ywn never tense up as you blow your load into a unicorn's mouth
>ywn shiver in ecstasy as she uses her lips and tongue to milk every last drop from you

Go big or go home, Bats.
-J.

>>30381478
holy shit thats horrifying

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>>30380649
Absolute casual.

>>30381371
Don't forget Shydale. Does a good job of giving the characters width and depth without deviating too far from show style. Also dynamite horse puss. That's like the ideal real pony, to me. Also, a lot of this "realistic" art just comes from shading style
anyway.

>>30380649
I got hard just seeing the thumbnail of this pic.

>>30381478
Well isn't that something.
Who made this?

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>>30381882
>dock piercing

>>30381882
Sauce?

>>30381906
Shydale.

>>30381906
Alright, fine. But only because I'm so nice. DB is your friend, you know.
This fucking picture, man.
>wtf I love Zecora now.
Seriously. Look at that picture and tell me that isn't the most beautiful animal you've ever seen. Don't lie to me, boy.

https://derpibooru.org/1250802

>>30381959
nope... ain't klicking that shit

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>>30381959
Zecora is majestic as fuck. Too bad all her art sucks.

>>30381963
Normals leave

>>30381971
Is her cunt blushing?

>>30381991
I think the proper vernacular is "winking".

>>30380649
Sauce?

... And is that lipstick or their tongues?

>>30381971
True that. It's a damn shame, really.

>>30382037
Tongue.

btw do you guys know irl horses have horizontal pupils?

daily reminder that 3D mares are not important

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>>30381006
Well, if pony that's 4 feet weight as much as adult male, then pony that's 3 feet weight less. Yeah, their kick would still be killer but other than that they wouldn't be some kind of mini pastel hulks.
There is a lot of different charts, but at most of them ponies are considerably smaller than humans (at least mares), also their height is measured to the top of their heads, not to the withers.
They're also build a lot slimmer than real horses, mlp ponies have considerably smaller barrels.

>>30382327
So horses are part iguana?

>>30382376
Now how tall would Celestia be if her mane stuck straight up?

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>>30380649
It would be weird at first, like, for two weeks at most.
Then I'd fall in love, because it's still my fucking waifu. I don't love her because she's a cartoon horse, dumbass

>>30380649
I'm perfectly fine with that Vinyl.

>>30382433
taller than 10ft

>>30380682
"You ought to know, nurse, you were there."

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>>30380649
>Hello Anon. We've been expecting you.

>>30385300
that ones actually kind of fucked up

>>30382966
This. I think any Anon would adapt pretty quickly if they actually had a shot with their waifu in pony form, or EqG form if you're into that, and could make something happen.

There eyes would be to large to be practical for land animals, they would need some kind of protective film over them.
Or perhaps Equestria is super dark...

>>30380923
Had my screen brightness down, thought that was a weird donnie darko-esque chimpanzee costume.

>>30380682

Great, now I have this mental image of a clueless Anon trying to put the moves on a pony who's in the middle of an epileptic fit.

>>30386361
Kek, i thought the same thing

>>30386800
TF general is the other way bro

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>>30386800

>>30380929
Same goes for chinese cartoons.

>>30380708
>doesn't use the Internet to watch horse porn
Get a load of this queer.

>>30380708
Like most animals, horses fucking is actually pretty uneventful and brief.

>>30382376
>average US male
What would that be ?

>>30380708
You can literally find horse sex in youtube. It's not even hidden - just search "horse sex".

>>30387113
>What would that be ?
5'4"

>>30387157
kek

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>>30380649
Absolutely. She could be a literal tardigrade and she'd still be top cute.

>>30380946
S-so is this illegal?

Like, I know banging a horse definitely is, but is downloading and jerking it to videos of it illegal? I live in Australia, btw

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>>30387658
Too right.

>>30387684
I'd really appreciate an answer to this before I start downloading.

>>30387745
What isn't illegal in your bogan ass country

>>30387753
t-thanks

But seriously, I'd rather not google it.

>>30387759
it's just guys fucking horses, dude, not the end of the world

I would post the silvanus dropbox, but the link is giving me a 404 page

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>>30380799

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>>30387759

>>30387794
So as long as I only download it and view it, I should be fine?

>>30387798
Yeah, seems to be creating it and selling/giving it that's illegal.

If you're still worried about it, use a VPN. I've had the bmpe and a bunch more downloaded from around the web on my hdd for a few years now, nothing bad has happened.

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>>30380649
>He wouldn't do this cutie

>>30387896
Of course, he wouldn't. She isn't real

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>>30388540
Wouldn't =/= won't
faggot

>>30387798
do it, cunt
what's the worst that could happen

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>>30388540
Didn't need to be reminded of this feel

>>30387896
>a fucking donkey

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>>30391958
Limey Octavia is kinda hot though

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>>30392047
Chavtavia is bestavia

>>30380694
Dammit you ruined the pic for me

>>30388540
>what is the subjunctive mood

It's going to be a sad day when English loses it entirely, honestly.

>>30392916
English could probably benefit from an academy for the preservation of the language, like French has.

>>30380694
But that's what she is doing.

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>>30394014
As a Bong, it would most certainly be useful. Our language is the last thing we have left.

>>30394646
Wasn't that the point of Brexit? To retake control of your national identity?

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>>30380649
>You don't like me, you like the idea of me

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>>30394761
I'd date my waifu as a realistic horse.

>>30394690
Probably, maybe, I don't know. Seems like half the country doesn't know why they voted either way.

>>30394777
I'll tell you what: who I wanna be with? Is an animator named crowne prince...

>>30394761
that's a qt horse

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>>30394761
Quitie.

>>30380649
IRL Equestria Girls would be nightmare fuel. Giant eyes, Uncanny Valley, abnormally large head, ayy lmao skin color, body proportions that would snap they're own skeletons, not mention the fact that they're deformed but still technically talking animals...

You would seriously want to date this?

>>30380649
Still nicer then human cunts.

>>30380768
src plz

>>30395471
https://derpibooru.org/681385

>>30395750
>human puss on horse
RUINED

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>>30395124

>>30380649
yes

>>30395779
>I wouldn't be on my knees and worshipping her feet two days later

>>30385289
nice

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>>30380923

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>>30396269
Trying to view image

>>30396520
It's right there, just look at it.
Are you blind?

>>30394777
As a horse. Definitely. As an actual pony though.. There's just something off about real ponies. They're too long for their legs and they're bitchy.

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>>30380649
Literally the head and eye proportions of a Tarsier but they have smaller irises and lack long fingers, at what point would a real would pony not be cute!

>>30398309
>they're bitchy
Well, that wouldn't be your waifu then, would it?
I mean, unless you're a Diamond Tiara/Limestone Pie/other bitchponyfag, but in that case you'd be into it so it still wouldn't matter.

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>>30399689
True I guess. Full-size horses look better though. And fillies are the cutest things ever.

>>30392033
>horse in equestia, wat happens

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>>30399805

>>30381971
Now WE talking.

>>30381129
Depends on your definition of fit. If you mean endurance, yes, they would die. Strength? Anyone who can come close enough to consider themselves one of the world's strongest men would be fine. Go look at Eddie Hall and tell me he couldn't take a hit. If by fit you mean both endurance and strength in a more iron man-eater fashion, then maybe. Those guys are amazingly strong and sturdy humans, but they only have so much bulk. I'd say on average they could take a hit, they just wouldn't like it. Hafthor would just crush the pony's head after too.

>>30380649
I would

As long as you have Equestrian (cartoon) physics applied to you then you'll be fine from a kick.

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>>30400831
D'aaw.

Nothing would be more pure than the love you can give a filly.

>>30401347
Jesus maria, madre dios...

>>30404115
construye el muro

>>30403844
why are its legs so long

>>30406107
Probably the same reason children's heads are so large in comparison to their body mass.

>>30381478
I'd fuck it.

>>30380649
Tiny.

Sapient.

Ungulates.

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>>30407260
:)

>>30407260
>>30407265
mutant hamster fuckers

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>>30380649
This thread is great and must continue to live.

>>30406107
The body probably grows a bit more than the legs so it fills out at they grow. That's just a guess though. The legs look fine to me.