711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Friendship is Magic #55 is storytimed here!
>>30355226
Will Pinkie Pie introduce Ponyville to yak customs as she learns them? At the least, she's likely to weave what she knows into a party or two. Maybe she'll even get Prince Rutherford invited!
>>30363777
Previous thread.
>country filly
>consensual sex
Legends of Magic #3 still storytimed here!
>>30252902
"The Elements of Harmony Vol. II" still here!
>>30244810
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
Bright Mac: Happy one hundred and thirty-one thousand, four hundred and fifty-six hour anniversary, darlin'.
Pear Butter: What? [laughs] That's way longer than we've been together.
Bright Mac: I know, but it's the anniversary of the first time I called you "Buttercup". It's okay if you didn't get me anythin'.
>one hundred and thirty-one thousand, four hundred and fifty-six hour = 15 years
>it takes approx 15 years for a pony to mature from babby form to young adult/teen form
The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23nhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rh5nzhttps://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30369651
>>30369665
>>30369667
Short tail is lewd
LEWD
>>30369664
>Apple ponies
>smart enough to be able to keep the track of time
They barely can keep an apple farm in a place where they have a monopoly floating.
>>30369667
Man she looks so naked
>>30369667
Short tails and/or manes are really popular this season.
>>30369692
Legacy and family season dude. They want to be mothers
Why you don't put a bun in their oven?
Think we'll get a trailer for Season 8 later this year?
>>30369725
It's more likely than getting a movie trailer.
Bojack Horseman in Equestria.
Can the ponies teach him the magic of friendship?
>>30369664
Pony hours are strange tho.
One pony hour has 80 pony minutes and who knows how many pony seconds a pony minute has.
https://derpibooru.org/1469250
>>30369754
>pony hours
WHO UP RIGHT NOW
Customer Critiques
youtube.com/watch?v=aLGGGeTEAzw
Fashion Vs Function
youtube.com/watch?v=zpsObuW8Eec
Fashion Do's and Don'ts
youtube.com/watch?v=MYFAp4TSb00
>>30369767
Still don't like the concept.Still don't like the fact he doesn't take commissions so I can't force him to draw my vanilla garbage.
>>30369769
ME
>>30369692
They show off the cooch
>>30369800
That is one UGLY stallion.
>>30369807
anon I am going to bob you and your terrible opinions right on the nose
>>30369767
Funstitution yay
>>30369813
They're not opinions. They're facts.
REAL PONY HOURS
test
>>30369909
I can't post any images
I like my stallions like I like my coffee, full of cream.
>>30369926
Don't know if lewd
>>30369920
That's unfortunate. Try clearing you cache/restarting your browser.
>>30369909
>I DIDN'T STUDY!
I like my fillies like I like my sandwiches.
>>30369952
With a thin layer of mayo?
>>30369948
4chins is telling me images are corrupt, im going to restart my browser
>>30369962
are you running 4chanx?
>>30369966
yes
>>30369962
Works on my machine.
>>30369970
I think its the culprit, I started getting the same thing a long time ago, and I do not get it with the native extension
>>30369943
what a cute
>>30369962
Have you tried copy/pasting the image into mspaint or something similar, save it elsewhere, and posting the copy?
>>30369974
a super duper cute
>>30369987
A super duper ugly.
>>30369973
>>30369983
>4chan X version 1.13.8.8
>FF version 48.0.2
>Any image or video submitted, even ones I've posted before, now generate a "Image appears corrupt" error message. Just started this morning a few hours ago, and was posting happily maybe a day ago. Might be on their end...?
off of ccd0's github from the man himself. looks like it isn't preventing image posting but keeps flagging the images as corrupt
>>30369993
How odd.
Code ever remains dark sorcery to me, though.
Well that's just weird, I use 4chanX and I can post images just fine.
>>30370031
Same.But I'm using the browser extension instead of the greasemonkey script. Not sure if it changes anything.
>>30369951
People who have to study are the ones who didn't pay attention in class
>>30370031
Fuck you and fuck Klendathu
The only good bug, is a dead bug
>>30370061
I would like to know more
>>30370061
but Friendship is Magic
I can't believe all the apple ponies left to do apple things.
Have you tried turning the filly off and on?
>>30370087
Please don't turn the filly on. That's a one way ride.
>>30370050
No, I definitely have the greasemonkey script. It hasn't let me down yet.
>>30370080
Even if the apples are gone, they remain in our hearts.
the apples are eating hearts from the inside out
>>30370119
what no
that sounds like a serious internal issue
>>30370144
how do we operate
I want to hedgehog hedgehog filly,
In some cultures it's considered polite to wpshh a pony,
>>30370212
>never read that doujin at all
Suddenly I feel like I've missed out on a crucial piece of history.
>>30370233
It's about on par with babyfuck.
>>30370236
I try not to remember that one.
>>30370236
Who frosts a cake with their butt?
>>30370268
The same type of people who let Satan guide their cock.
>>30370280
>>30370268
Wtf are you two on about?
>>30370233
It starts witha bunch of horny college students spying on their landlord's innocent daughter, which ends in an obvious foursome, then the story goes for several chapters whereeach guy has sex with the loli in different positions and situations. Might not be everyone's cup of tea, really.
Tell me, what do your pony eyes see?
>>30370317
ponies
>>30370317
Filly fags, filly fags as far as the eye can see
>>30370310
That actually sounds very much like my cup of tea, excuse you.
>>30370343
Pedo
I miss the old days when a new episode and the characters were discussed for the whole week. I guess that was the biggest novelty of the show being new and there only being a small number of episodes. When an episode comes out today it doesn't seem like such a big deal, and it's back to the normal fan stuff within an hour. The only reason I say this is because I didn't watch the episode from 5 days ago (I'm doing so at the moment), and there doesn't seem to be any noticeable discussion/screenshots/whatever right now.
>>30370358
I blame straya
>>30370343
Alright then, enjoy.
https://exhentai.org/g/526643/b102324c95/
apples, pears, and strawberries
>>30370387
And cherries!
>>30370358
If you start talking about it I'm sure some people will join in, it just may never again be at the same level it once was.
>>30370358
What do you want to talk about in it? Anything in particular you liked or disliked?
Show discussion can happen whenever.
>>30370387
Peaches.
Pony ordered a peetzer with EXTRA pineapple and anchovies for the two of you to share
>>30370369Isn't there supposed to be a "e.g." in there so I don't get the sadpanda.
>>30370404
that looks like a very good peach
>>30370407
This screencap is so GOAT. I love whenever it shows up.
>>30370410
It's literally a circle with a convex line tho
>>30370369
Do you have the source of this pic?
was posted yesterday but never get the source
>>30370407You should be logged in e-hentai to avoid the panda. If you already tried to get in you should clean your cookies and cache before logging in. Try the torrent link if you want, it should work.
https://ehtracker.org/get/263632/58653dc57d699384d468e4d603ed1a1a8d63797b.torrent
Filly: Who dares disturb my slumber?!
Who's the best?
>>30370444
Flutterdad looks too gay.
>>30370444
I triggers my autism that they aren't in the same box position as their wives.
>>30370428
Looks like born-to-die's, but I can't really find anything.
>>30370444
I want to say Quaker Pie dad just because he seems underappreciated a s fuck.
>>30370444
Key party episode when?
>>30370444
Dash dad before the animators literally kill all his stallion cuteness.
Now he is just a generic ugly stallion
>>30370428
Check born-to-die pixiv, 28 pages doujin
>>30370456
t. faggot
>>30370456
>samefag stallion model
>not generic
>>30370444
Rarity dad
>>30370449
Not him, but is this okay? I assume you meant >>30370454 when you said wives.
>>30370526
Now merge the two and we're golden
>>30370529
With each pair side by side in their own rectangle, or just top being all the dads and bottom the moms?
>>30370533
>>30370526
yes, thank you.
>>30370540
Alright, here's the top bottom.
>>30370553
>you will never have a qt pone wife to have foals with
Why even live
>>30370588
Only if she has an ovipositer
>>30370553
And hopefully this is acceptable for the side by side.
>>30370627
You spoil anon
>>30370627
that's the one
>>30370630
I was tempted to change AJ's dad to have a smile, but I thought it would be more appropriate for him to be gawking at how pretty she is.
>>30370638
Windy whistle is a close second
A dangerous filly has been unleashed on the world.
>>30370642
I'm not sure about close, but I'd agree with second for cutest.
>>30370643
And only a team of busty anthro mares can stop it
How would you defend yourself of the fillies?
>>30370661
Become one.
>>30370627
should have all stallions on top and all mares on bottom
>>30370661
Spray them with Filly-B-Gone
>>30370661
I want real fillies, not these poorly made knock off's.
Is there perhaps a quality control office I can contact?
>>30370710
Real fillies are harder to get, and it's more dangerous to hoard them.
>>30370710
okay
>>30370710
hello yes, this is Gabby with filly support how can I help you today?
>>30370680
I'm out now, but I can try that later.
>>30370720
>no cute filly to rile up with scritches
haha, ok, now I'm sad
Will Anon ever find treatment for his crippling filly addiction?
>>30370732
I can quit them anytime I want. Just give me more fillies.
>>30370454
So what if the show had taken place 20 years earlier and these were the main cast?
Who would be the waifu queen?
Would be the punching bag?
https://derpibooru.org/1469391
nice
>>30370627
I like Applejack's and Rainbow Dash's parents the most.
Twilight's a close third, mostly because of Twilight Velvet and her status as a gilf.
>>30370749
what about stallion trespassers?
>>30370752
Gelding
>>30370757
seems a little extreme
Might just be me, but I feel like this season has had quite a few "meh" episodes
My Poptepipic nendoroids came in
And now Panka Poe with Sexual Songs, for kids!
>>30370757
>mares get sex
>stallions get body horror and mutilationFuck you
>>30370764
Besides Fluttershy's and Pinkie's episode, this season has been fun to me so far. Which episodes were meh to you?
>>30370771
drugs are bad, mmkay
>>30370774
wait a minute that's not Pinkie Pie at all
>>30370774
nigga that's Pear Butter.
>>30370821
>>30370812
I fucked up big this time
>>30370824
As punishment, you must now babysit Sweetie Belle
>>30370833
do I have to like feed her and give her a bath or something
>>30370835
Mmmhmm.
>2 songs in 2 random "mare x stallion" romance episodes
>the only other song is a caricature crap
How the fuck do they care this little about the original mane cast, and why do they think everyone picked this show up for the fucking gender equality romance bullshit?
I'm mad.
>>30370661
I would wear no pants and what happens, happens.
>>30370824
Don't worry
Pinkie will forgive you this timeBut do it again and she'll send you into her mane's pocket dimension for all eternity
>>30370859
I bet it's nice in there
>>30370859
Can I hide in Pinkie's mane until the heat dies down?
>>30370859
>her mane has tsukuyomi
>>30370884
>naruto
What a dead horse sounds like?
Remember that one week when nobby drew cute moth pones
>>30370884
>>30370946
Is there a pony that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Pinkie Pie? Let alone defeat her. And I’m not talking about Pinkamena Pinkie Pie. I’m not talking about Fili-Second Pinkie Pie either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Rainbow Power Pinkie Pie with the Party Cannon and Equestria Girls powers (with the geode’s abilities and being capable of both blowing shit up and ruining everyone’s hard work), equipped with her element of harmony, a perfect smile, control of the mirror pool and earth pony strength, with Twilight Sparkle’s friendship implanted in her so she has deus ex machina rainbow blasts and can perform 4th wall breaks while being an expert in partying and fun.
>>30370724
Gabby deserves a better occupation than that.
>>30371031
Mary Sues deserve nothing
why are all my pictures of gabby "corrupt"
>>30371036
You deserve a beating.
>>30371060
>corrupting Gabby
Unf
Stop trashtalking Gabi, have you no shame?
Dumb birdposters
>>30371090
More birds, you say?
>>30371097
I want to make eggs with that bird
>>30371113
Scrambled? Hard boiled? Over easy?
>>30371113
>>30371191
I want to scramble her eggs alright.
>>30371191
over easy, extra runny
Dash isn't gonna fuck you if you keep using shitty food analogies to describe it.
>>30371265
Good I don't want to fuck shithorse.
>>30371265
Glad to know a method to keep her away.
>>30371191
Hatched
>>30371212
i want to twist her teats
>>30371265
I want to make brownies in her mare oven
>>30370444
r8 my ice cream cone
>>30371366
it looks like Celestia took a dump no his head
>>30371366
they say that when the ancient demon appears a filly with the blood of her ancient dragon filly ancestors will emerge to defeat it
I just can't get over how cute these two are.
>>30371412
It was only natural, just look at their children.
>>30370946
>Fillies' draw request.png
>>30371434
those are some tiny children
>>30371440
Could have sworn I saved the big version.
>>30371412
I'm gonna have to watch this episode tonight. I've been hearing nothing but great things about it.
>>30371456
it's real good and has a very nice song
>>30371456
it wasn't a very typical episode, it was just really heart warming
>>30371456
I hope your ready to question your love to your waifu
>>30371477
how dare you put that notion in another man's head
>>30371491
I'm just warning him
>>30371412
I know, right?
>>30371477
>the episode reaffirmed my love for my waifu and her family
Feels good, man.
>>30371520
I told MLPG being an Applefag would pay off in the long run.
>>30371485
C U T E B O O T S
>>30371536
booties are pretty cute, they would make her steps dainty and quiet
>>30371564
They really muffle those hoofsteps when you're breaking and entering to destroy a state owned asset, too, huh?
What kind of equipment would they have at a pony gym?
>>30371595
anon please that's so dumb, she could just silently fly in
>>30371598
Fillies.
>>30371626
for the last time, fillies are not gym equipment
>>30371531
It payed off immediately and got better with every year.
>>30371629
you should probably just sell now, it's only going to go down
>>30371598
Rape, gangbang, mind break, prolapse, anal prolapse.
>>30371636
I recommend trading up for strawberry stock
>>30371643
I hope the guy making that comic is into butt stuff, he draws her ponut so nicely
>>30371636
That's what they say every year.
>Don't feel like doing anything
>There's nothing to do anyway
>Not even ponies cheer me up anymore
What's this called and how do I get rid of it?
>>30371648
Just pay more bits. Whores works in that way and whore Lyra is the biggest one.
I just hope for some mindbreak, gangbang or some drug like any japanse doujin about prostitution
>>30371675
Apathy.
>>30371675
ponpression
you need some time away from electronics, go for a walk
>>30371675
Depression
You don't; you just try to stifle it with drugs, vidya, and cartoons until it finally eats the last bit of happiness in your life
>>30371688
>>30371693
>Don't feel like doing anything
>"Oh just go do something then"
>>30371675
find a new hobby or interest to distract you
take a break from pony for a bit
>>30371725
have you tried not being sad?
>>30371725
exercise is a great remedy for your exact problem
going for a walk is hardly doing anything, it's basically not doing anything but in motion
>>30371727
I took a break for a year and when I came back, I still hated glimmer.But really I felt much better about the show in general.
>>30371764
Practicing her wehs
>>30371764
>Invisible Discord
>>30371769
>WEH
>ʷᵉʰ
>WEH
>ʷᵉʰ
>>30371764
>>30371769
practicing her kegels
Filly scouts.
>>30371764
I'm gonna milk that horse
>>30371781
it would probably taste like peach and vanilla
>>30371788
Peach flavour milk? That's a rather odd combinatoin.
>>30371776
We need more of them.
>>30371788
It would probably taste likeDiscord
>>30371798
I'm imagining like peach yogurt and it sounds pretty alright
>>30371788
Of course not
It tastes like motherly love
>>30371809
anon this is a filly-safe board, please delete your picture
>>30371788
That sounds delicious. I would drink that shit straight from the source.
>>30371811
Fillies have to learn about anatomy sometime, Anon
>>30371725
That's the problem. You have to force yourself to do something. Like, literally anything. Hell even get a sheet of paper and fold it. I do that.
>>30371826
you could even fold those into ponies
>>30371824
but that's not pony anatomy
>>30371829
I sure as hell couldn't. Like I said, I can't do anything. I have no talent.
>>30371833
I mean like one of these where you just follow the instructionsdamn look at that butt
>>30371833
No need to fold the paper into anything. I just fold the paper. Like, into halves and shit, over and over.
>>30371831
I'm sure fillies would appreciate boobs.And maybe they would want to rub their faces on them.
>>30371842
go to bed Pinkie
>>30371831
Ponies are just horsier humans
>>30371839
Trees are dying because of your habit. Is there something I can do that's not wasteful?
>not pony
>ever
>at all
>>30371833
you got to start somewhere, and trying and failing is still doing something
Filly is rubbing her face on your crotch again.
>>30371852
do you think Applejack likes pineapples?
>>30371860
I will rub my face in her crotch and hump her to show who is the alpha in the house
>>30371852
what the fuck was up with Luna just chomping down on that pineapple anyways
>>30371860
I've been doing the same to stallion so I really have no room to talk
>>30371852
Ponies with butts as small as that one's are hardly ponies at all
>>30371875
that's an outdated mindset, small butted ponies are equal to the rest of us
and just to make sure that's why we've instated affirmative ass-tion in all pony workplaces
ALL MYFRIENDS HAVE PICTURES MADE TO MAKE YOU CRY
>>30371860
It was a good idea to put fillynip on my crotch then.
>>30370749
I've fap to plenty of cartoon characters in my life. Disney, MLP, Steven Jewniverse, you name it. Never felt bad about it either -- classic Disney was rife with sexualized babes even without fan artist intervention.
But her? I just can't. Whenever I see porn of her showing up in my dbooru feed I just nod and go "yeah yeah, everyone has their thing" but I find it impossible to enjoy any of it. Something in my heart just pangs when I see her being violated, and my dick just shrivels up like it's being exposed in the middle of a snowstorm.
I can't explain it. It's as though I've developed *standards* or something. Is this what it's like to be a moralfag normie? It feels really weird, man.
good ponies
>>30371927
lyras are very good ponies
>>30371931
that Lyra is missing her horn
>>30371910
You wouldn't like it when they start trying to rip your pants off and lick all over your crotch just to get high.
>>30371935
some lyras have horns
some are blurry and have wings
some are just super cute earth ponies
all of them are good ponies
>>30371941
>Implying
remember, ponies show affection with their tongues
>>30371993
That's one weird looking yellow dog.
>>30372001
yeah but she's got a nice butt
Would you still love your waifu if she had a secret day spa addiction?
>>30371993
who's this yellow dog?
>>30372011
a yellow retriever
>>30371993
>>30371993
>>30372001
>>30372011
>Flutterdog
What is this, 2011?
>>30372014
>collared fluttershy
ah, i see that you're a man of culture as well
>>30372028
>>30372034
that's a great one, she looks so good with it
PrimeTeenPussy
>>30372034
Fluttershy is for being gently dommed and made love to.
>>30372073she agrees
>having a waifu who's been /discorded/
>>30372091
it's hard to tell if she really agrees or if she's too shy to disagree
>>30371454
There was no big version.
>>30372098
don't make her pick you up and assert dominance
>>30372111
I was wondering what that tiny green thing was, thought it was spinach
>>30372115
I'm not afraid of Fluttershy
>>30372115
dash is a very pickuppable human
>>30372111
That explains a lot.
>>30372127
I'd pick her up, if you know what I mean
>>30372091
Literally perfect.
>>30372111
Not for this either.
>>30372140
I like that guy's ponies
>>30372156
I think lesbians are pretty shit, but the art is cute.
>>30372142
Yo, thanks for this. I appreciate it. It sucked just having this saved for a long while.
>>30372165
I wasn't at home at the time; nor had any PC access so I posted those on my phone, hence the 1x resolution.
>>30372176
BEGGING FOR A PETTING
Post more cute Fluttershy.
>>30372180
>>30372182
I'm on it, boss!
>>30372195
are those trees fucking
>>30372175
That also explains a lot. I'm just happy I have my favorite moments from season 6 now.
>>30372195
how lovely
>>30372196
No, but Issac is going to yell "FUCK YOU" at it.
>Aussies just leaked 714 and 715.
Hasbro needs to get this shit fixed.
>>30372195
Where the fuck did all the other trees go? Did they deforest the whole area?
just a WIP for tonight before I go to finish this tomorrow
>>30372229
We don't speak about the treenocide.
>>30372229
>He doesn't have trees that can walk.
>>30372238
Nice. Her mom was super cute, it's a shame she had to die.
>>30372242
she definitely had to though, after what she did
>>30372238
hnnngrg
>Still no pics of themhaving sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>30372259
they probably mostly did it apple style
>>30372259
This.
Where is my pure vanilla m/f missionary sex.
>>30372259
Did Mayor Mare dye her hair in order to hide from Granny Smith after this event?
how dangerous is a swarm of fillies?
>>30372322
If you have to ask, it's already too late.
>>30372322
what are your thoughts on balloon animals
>>30372322
You will fall asleep within seconds from their cuddly fluffy soft bodies.
Knightess Filly readies her mace
>>30372275
She dyed her hair so that people would take her seriously.
>>30372394
Or maybe she's just became straight.
>>30372275
>>30372394
I liked the way she quickly finished the ceremony before it could be stopped.
>>30372469
Haha, foreign background horses
That is so zany!
>>30372469
what are the other appleparents like
>>30372491
you got a problem with apples, buddy?
>>30372528
Such a gorgeous apple.
>>30372528
sure is windy today
>>30372528
Oh shit, is she in a tornado?
ponies are silly
>>30372601
TOO silly?
Join them for a swim, Anon?
>>30372612
I didn't bring my trunks
>>30372612
yeah
thats not happening until i get into better shape
Which one is best?
Damn, i can't, she's so fucking cute.
>>30372612
If they don't mind my farmers tan and bacne, sure.
>>30372622
that's weird coloring on her chest, looks like she has boobies
>>30372626
Prepare your anus, slav recap incoming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VhZp6sJsCQ
>>30372620
You could always just hang out with Maude and listen to her sperg about rocks.
see this
what do
>>30372658
Find a mare myself, since she's clearly taken.
>>30372658
apply butter
>>30372658
Wonder why her dock's inverted.
>>30372528
some of the grass is blowing in the wrong direction
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>30372691
whoaaa why havent i seen this before
slob rarity is my top secret fetish
>>30372692
She's just that fucking horny
>>30372708
How slobby do you like her to be?
Hasn't bathed in a week, hasn't moved from the couch the whole time, pissing in jugs, magicing ice cream and fast food into her mouth, browsing 4chan nonstop while she magics her giant horse dildos in and out of her unwashed pussy, leaving a giant wet spot on the couch, tossing the used dildo across the room, and then dozing off to wake up covered in Chee-to crumbs and melted ice cream, immediately shoving the dirty dildo right back inside for another round?
>>30372648
>still haven't watched princess episode or yak episode
And yet I watched both strayasodes. I neeed to get my shit together.
>>30372740
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Serving_Moondancer
would you be a good filly?
Moondancer is not a morbid shut-in with horrifying personal habits any more.
(What is the marshmallow mare analogue for "neckbeard", anyway?)
>>30372785
I'm not sure there is a good equivalent. I want to say fuzzy-something but fuzzy ponies are cuter
>>30372740
all of this except she showers daily. that is my slob limit.
is Ponutsmasher too obvious of a name to use in a normie game?
Any rosestalkers still in mlpg? Do you know why she deleted her accounts?
>>30372819
na, no one knows what a ponut is
>>30372828
not a rose stalker but artists are all fucking crazy, she probably just did it on a whim
>>30372832
I am secretly hoping she finally decided to leave the furryfandom.
>>30372847
why?
maybe she got a professional job and she didn't want anything a sketchy online presence, but still
Has anybody discussed how a third world country with a rip off cartoon network channel managed to get early episodes of MLP?
How did they steal them? Will Hasbro sue them for it?
>>30372857
furries ruined my life so i hate them
>>30372868
it's not Game of Thrones, there was probably some miscommunication and episodes aired early and no one cared. They just want to sell toys, they don't care about individual networks airing things at the wrong times.
>>30372829
smolapple is 2cute
>>30372871
do you want to talk about it?
I need theories on why Luna ate the pineapple like she did
I think it's related to her tiny butt
R
>>30372909
ponies love pineapples
>>30372909
I love featureless crotches.
>>30372931
cadance
pearbutt
???
windblower
>>30372950
Twilight Velvet
Cadance's colors are seriously wrong though.
filly has put a curse on you. every time you open a package of twixes it will be hot beef wangs instead.
>>30372963
Awesome
Do the fun-size ones turn into cocktail weenies, then?
Imagine a dank future where pone is cancelled and only EqG remains
>>30372909
I want to touch that cute little butt.
I'm going to bed. Have some poof.
>>30372972
i would join in on the rioting for sure
>>30372963
filly dont dew that
>>30372977
good night fellow poneliker
>>30372972
There's always a way to Equestria.
>>30372876
That's one sexy ass elf
>>30372963
filly is such a rascal
but i love her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0VoHE2a6zQ
First you get the haircut
then you get the fillies
first you get the haircut and THEN you get them fillies
(I need a haircut)
(I need some fillies)
(lord, give me some fillies)
It's weird that the apples have never really looked into their parents history. The episode reminded me of a nice version of trade ya! Set from place to place to get a full story. As for the story itself, it was pretty bland and straightforward as a Romeo and Juliet story goes. It's 'charm' didn't really hook me and I think I would have rather heard more about the post Romeo and Juliet stuff, then again I'm more of a sucker for more realistic drama and shit. Someone made a post at one point saying it didn't feel like an MLP episode and I'd have to agree.
As for the naming situations, what does that mean for waifu-fags?
>>30373160
>It's weird that the apples have never really looked into their parents history.
Didn't pinkie do that back when she discovered she was an apple?
I thought they'd probably cross-check or something.
>>30372977
that is a very beautiful pony
i love all her little accessories like her hoof-bracelets
>>30372972
i don't think hasbro hates money that much
>>30373202
saffron is a very pretty pony with very pretty pony peepers and very pretty hair and a very pretty color scheme
I would pet her lots
And she has celestia's eyes
>>30373206
considering how much they wasted on EQG they at least dislike it to an extent.
>>30373208
Do not forget the fact she can made vegetarian food that isn't bland shit.
That's a serious feature for some Anon in Equestria.
>>30373208
i want to pound her wet indian pussy in the back of the kitchen while her curries simmer
the customers can probably hear our moans but i don't care
>>30373215
Okay, but can she make it so it doesn't give me the raging screaming shits
>>30373215
>That's a serious feature for some Anon in Equestria.
Except nobody reads those things because they're trash.
>>30373218
>>30373219
your colon is too sensitive
you need to train your butthole
i like seeing mares at work
>>30373233
Doesn't Celestia use that same egyptian-like eyeshadow
Zoom on curry's eyes
Enhance
...Could it be that they just re-used Celestia's eye vector without the eyelashes?
>>30373235
>I come from a land down under
>>30372755
>musk
YES
>slob
uh-huh
>slob femdom without any sign of respect and love
Aaaaaand it's trash.
>Today is Pink Flamingo Day
>>30373262
who is that pink beauty
>>30373239
i like mares with beautiful, mysterious eyes
2poof2ponious
>>30373275
So why did you post a boring ugly gay horse?
Is it wrong that I want to hear stories about Bright Mac and his best friend?
pony is oscar mike
Wet poof.
i hate my ponyless life
>>30373286
I'd love to read a book with those two and Cup Cake and AJ's mom's stories.
Just watched The Perfect Pear.
I'm a 30 year old man, and this fucking show for little girls is making me cry.
>>30373369
Isn't it great to know the show still has the capability to really make an impact after all these years? I didn't think the Applesode would hit as hard as it did, but it seems universally loved.
>>30373380
Is her mane done up in a ponytail?
>>30373377
>>30373387
Filly is horny.
Filly is also tired of being a unicorn.
Filly wishes her jokes were more original.
Episode 14 sounds great, that's going to be a good one to come back to after the hiatus.
And so bright mac smashed his massive horse cock into pear butters winking mare vagina.
He just ENDLESSLY plunged that hot rod deep into her snatch, over and over and over, day after day.
And after getting her pregnant with Big Macintosh. He did the same to produce Applejack. And then Applebloom.
YEARS of relentless, fruitful horsefucking.
>>30373430
I'm personally looking forward to 715, 718, 719 and 722.
When's the next new episode?
>>30373437
All of them sound interesting in their own ways. I wonder why we haven't heard anything on episode 17 yet, and I hope they keep the finale under wraps until we get a lot closer to it.
I hope Rainbow Dash dies in the next episode.
>>30373474
I've already watched Dance Magic, and there are no deaths.
>>30373479
>forgetting how Indigo Zap was sacrificed to appease the dark gods
>>30373437
I'm cautiously optimistic for Triple Threat. I think it's great that Spike is starting to have his own circle of friends.
pears a shit
apples a shit
strawberry master race
>>30373493
They told me she was just on vacation, couldn't they have got rid of Sugarcoat instead?
>>30373498
Is that going to have Glim and Trix? Or is that a different one
I can't wait to see those best friends again
Do you think the writers may lean too much on Starlight at times to make new things happen, or do you think that as the show is right now they can't really do new things with the existing cast without her unless they tap into long unanswered questions like Applejack's parents?
>>30373512
Sugarcoat is fucking hot
>>30373520
Yes, even worst Crystal Prep girls is still okay, but Indigo Zap was clearly best.
now shove them through the portal to Equestria
>>30373517
>do you think that as the show is right now they can't really do new things with the existing cast
bingo.
It's obvious we're going to get endless seasons of pony. So the writers are currently tying up all the loose ends.
Bring on the new characters.
>>30373517
Yes.
>>30373555
People always wonder why Sunset Shimmer didn't have an Equestria Girls self already living there when she went over, but I wonder where the pony side doubles of the Equestria Girls are hiding in Equestria.
>>30373435
>Granny? Your stories are getting really weird.
>>30373555
Sour Sweet pone a cute
>>30373569
Equestria has tons of monsters, they probably got eaten by a Hydra or something.
I would enjoy a high school or flight camp or whatever series set in the pone world, not the dougmonster world
but the dougs have titties
you remember what happened when the put titties on a horse
>>30373632
>dougmonsters
Rank the seasons so far, from best to worst.
>>30373656
1,2,5,4,6,7,3
yes I am aware I will most likely get memed on
>>30373651
I am going to shut those fillies up by stuffing my cock in their mouths
>>30373656
S5>S2>S4=S6>S1>S3
I love little fillies.
>>30373656
5, 7, 2, 1, 3, 4, 6
>>30373656
S1=S2=S5=S7>S4>S6>S3
>>30373667
>"Please, you couldn't give a fly a mouthful with that little thing."
>>30373656
There's just way too much, there are so many episodes now that I'm sure people could name some and I would have to ask which one that was again. They all have some episodes I really enjoy.
>>30373685
Fuck
Fillies being sexually humiliating is an instaboner
I heard it in her voice, too
God I want them to laugh at my pathetic dick
Even though "everyone" hates it, S3 had a huge influence on the show.
I think mostly a positive one.
>>30373588
Bright Mac and Pear Butter moved into the apple family homestead.
And they got to work making more Apples.
RELENTLESS horsefucking, I tells ya.
>>30373700
C'mon fillies, let's laugh at him!
>>30373703
SayS definitely was not positive, but otherwise I agree. I'm sad Babs never had another role after that season with how good she was. I liked her as AB's cousin.
>>30371804
>>30373710
still liked says more than the shitty apple episode
>>30373725
Apple Family Reunion? I may have liked it more cause it had cousin stuff with Babs and Bloom.
>>30373725
>>30373729
I liked SiP.
>>30373705
Oh god imagine them all gathering around and pulling off my pants and underwear and laughing hard at my cock as it twitches and drips
Some of them poking it with a hoof and saying EWW as I moan and dribble out pre
>>30373729
Also, this horse
>>30373710
SAYS had top notch M6 interactions, it's a pity nobody can appreciate them though because nobody gets past the whole SPIKE WAS SHIT thing
>>30373745
>applejack moving stuff out of place to get twilight's attention
>>30373703
S3 is at the bottom of my list but I still consider it a great season.
Honestly I don't think shit show has any season that is bad or subpar.
Even it's worst wasn't as bad as the worst of other seasons.
Like >>30373745 said SAYS had some of the best main six interactions in the goddamn show.
>>30373705
I want to pick her up and make her sit on my lap.Without pants, of course.
I didn't see this posted here, so here's the preview for Legends of Magic #4.
>>30373921
SHI-SHI SHA!
>>30373924
That's all for now. Full comic should be out early the morning of July 5th.
>>30373930
>Glimglam stealing his bed and forcing him to do all the voices
>>30373945
And afterwards he has to make her cum.
>>30373796
>Eww, what a disgusting pedo! I bet this makes you really hard, doesn't it? You probably stroke your disgusting tiny cock to the thought of fillies shaking their butts in your face!
>>30373982
i see they actually wish to be raped violently
>>30373978
transformationfags leave, real fillies only
>>30373978
my, what a lovely and non-slutty little lady
>>30373982
I want to beat Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon to death and leave their bodies to be eaten by vermin
>>30373982
I want to cuddle DT and SS and kiss their bellies while they try to be mean to me.
>>30373992
can't rape the willing
>>30374002
try it, they have magic/earth pony strength
>>30374005
that sounds like it would be extremely embarrassing
what if somepony found out?
>>30374011
what if i gave them both some delicious cummies?
>>30374024
>>30374027
>i'm calling dad
but he is the one who sold you to me
Butts
I'M DOING IT
I'M WATCHING THE APPLE PARENTS EPISODE
WISH ME LUCK
>>30374115
Don't cry
Fillies are like black swans.
>>30374116
I WON'T
I dreamt of snuggling with my waifu and I talked to her about something I forget
>>30374062
>having a filly slave
>not wanting to be the filly's slave
>>30374167
>not wanting to be master of filly who thought the whole world is at her whim
do you even into best romance settings
Marker has a fat butt
>>30374209
Fill her full of boops
Ive never seen a horse in real life, how accurate is the show representations of them? Are real horses able to put their hoofs over their heads. That doesn't seem physically possible
>>30374115
Holy FUCK is this cute.
>>30374236DEAD
>>30374236
>first we got windy whistles and thought she was best mom
>now we got her
Will they end the season on an even better mom? A super mom?
>>30374116
>>30374149
Fuck, I did.
>those credits
What a cheap shot.
>>30374271
Noone can beat pear mom
>>30374278
>Fuck, I did.
It was inevitable
>>30374279
Celestia 's mom
>>30374288
Is she going to be overrated like Celestia?
am I the only one who didn't cry?
>>30374302
Does tearing up a bit count as crying?
>>30374294
Kiss your self
>>30374343
>Kiss your self
>>30374302
I didn't, I justgot really sad and almost cried when the Apples confronted Grand Pear, then I almost cried happy tears after he reconciled with his family.
>>30374302
I didn't cry, I just teared up a bit.
>>30374362
Kys
>>30374362
How do you expect your waifu to love you if you cant even love yourself
I think we would be healthier as human beings if we just let the tears flow freely from time to time
Too bad we have to repress our emotions because of social pressures
>>30374435
only if youre a man
>>30374435
>I think we would be healthier as human beings if we just let the tears flow freely from time to time
why. crying does nothing but make you look like a wimp
>>30374302
I didn't, but I haven't rewatched it yet and my first watch through of it was at 2 AM when it premiered.
>>30374447
I see Trixie is practicing for later that night
when is the next new horse episode
>>30374501
2018
>>30374209
Don't tease her
>>30374447
and trying to assert your toughness on a pastel horse discussion board makes you look insecure. what's your point?
>>30374513
I want to touch her butt
GAAAAAAAAY
>>30374519
I just wanted to know why crying is healthy for you
>>30374544
It's a way to release stress. Stress itself IS good for you, but only in small doses. Of course, most people develop other ways to do this.
>>30374447
>why. crying does nothing but make you look like a wimp
Anon this is a really unhealthy way too look at this.
Sure crying over anything and everything is bad but it comes to not repressing your emotions crying does help.
>>30374577
>It's a way to release stress
so is jacking off
what's your point, besides being triggered about being called a wimp?
>>30374680
But I wasn't the one you were replying to, I was just answering you.
>>30374703
Anon's just really concerned about his being a wimp, he has to defend himself.
>>30374680
We should all jack off and cry more often as a stress reliever. I like to do both at the same time while looking at pictures of my waifu.
>not relieving your stress with fillies
The yak episode was pure garbage
I want to watch the 'strayaleaks but the prospect of watching it in shitty quality stops me from doing anything irrational
let' s talk about how bad the yaksode was
>>30374750
Hey
The yak episode was good though
>>30374784
Can I talk with someone who hasn't undergone corrective brain surgery in the recent past?
Anyone?
>>30374791
I want to protect her purple.
>>30374791
I want to pet that purp
>>30374791
I want to hug that book princess.
>>30374750
What exactly did you not like about it?
>>30374749
By punching them?
>>30374804
Her purple what?
>>30374804
>>30374807
>>30374808
Wonder what the ponies would think if they only saw the posts like this about themselves.
>>30374807
I wonder if her pink stripe tastes different than the rest of her mane.
>>30374808
it had terrible morals, the yaks were displayed as literal retards and liars like every single other male in the show and the whole point of the episode was "look at these idiots who prefer to prefer to starve their own children than to ask the help us first world ponies would give to them"
It was fucking biased as shit
:ok:
>>30374826
>ponies are always right and are allowed to do anything they want to """help""" other races
found the American
>>30374791
That artist draws hypno-diaper smut.
>>30374836
>>30374851
Why.
>>30374826
To be fair the yaks did not show any signs of competence ever.
I mean when they were introduced their entir thing was getting mad and smashing things.
They are also mongols.
Thread is almost beb
Post cute stallions
>>30374826
I'm with >>30374869. Yaks aren't shown to be very competent to begin with.
The yaks are a metaphor for north korea
The yaks are a metaphor for north america
The yaks are a metaphor for my DICK
Thicc yak dicc
Fucking queers
>>30374926
i like how they remembered her true mane color
>>30374932
>>30374932
>>30374932
Meet some yaks.