Their Perfect Romance is too much lads My heart can't take it

>>30369130
They doing the same thing with fluttercord desu.

They paid for it with their lives, don't worry.

>>30369130
Daily reminder that this is the purest form of love

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We never really knew much at all about AJ's Parents but it surprised me they were childhood sweethearts, completely in love

>>30369130
It was nice, I must be dead inside though, because I ain't feeling it like I should. DB pisses me off with their tags, too. Her name was Buttercup, niggers.

>>30369130
I wish we could have an episode in the past just about these two.

>>30369698
Better to have loved then lost than to have never loved at all.

If you're on the verge of falling in love, take my advice:

Do it!

If you couple up, those first eighteen or so months will be the most amazing months of your lives. Be intimate, be tender, be caring. Listen to each other. Let your lives intertwine. You'll still be your own persons, but your times together will be magical.

Then if you're still together after that, you can marry each other, and happiness will continue. Throughout the ebbs and flows of your relationship, you'll have a lifelong covenant. They'll be there with you, and you'll be there with them. Maybe for them, maybe just alongside them, whatever you reach need.

Of course I'm oversimplifying it.

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>>30369698
Of course it is. They even had children.

>>30369130
I don't know if I can bear another rewatch anon, the last time turned my heart has turned to pure sucrose and I'm pretty sure my blood type is now strawberry jam

>>30370563
She's called Pear Butter, Buttercup is the nickname Bright Mac gave her

Are earth ponies the only type of ponies capable of having pure relationships?

>>30371678
Unicorns are a bunch of uppity cunts and pegasi are too egocentrical for this.
Earth ponies are the only ones with the capability of selfless love.

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>>30370520
Look at all this sappy trash. But the feels keep coming. I've never cared much about that kinda stuff before, but this pure, unrelenting sweetness has melted my cynicism.

Welp, time to fall in love. [/spoiler

>>30371995
>Welp, time to fall in love.
But pastel mares aren't real.

>>30372099
Oh but tulpas are real aren't they Anon? Look, even your top dubs demand it to be so.

>>30369130
>heterosexual lust
>pure

>>30370603

And then they either died or abandoned those children, likely the former.

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>>30371647
Fuck off. Pear Butter was her given name. Tragic as it is, Pear Butter died when she married into the Apple family and was abandoned by her own. She was always Buttercup to those who loved her; to her perfect husband and her beautiful foals. I know DB has an alias system, so it pisses me of that they don't use it here.

>>30372823
You're right, I see my mistake and apologise for it.

>>30372840
Wait... really? Y-you too.

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>>30369130
This episode was Fry's dog tier.

Who has that chord chart?

>>30370596
Thanks for your advice, anon.

>>30370596
I wish you could have told me this back in middle school I could have been normal I almost had a chance and ruined it do to anxiety and now I have a waifu and no real girlfriend.

>>30373027
Worst part is she was the hottest chick in school.

>>30373027
>Wanting to be a normie.
>wanting to be a part of his disease riddled society inching closer towards complete collapse due to information overload.

>>30373032
Hey now. Maybe he doesn't live on the coast or in some giant liberal shithole. Young love is the only chance you got.

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Why do these ponies have such wonderful relationships? Why did my relationships fail so much.

>>30372823
Agreed.

>>30373060
He has a point she was part of that disease and the whole story between me and her is very depressing for me and some might say I dodged a bullet but others say I ruined my only shot at love.

>>30372099
No, but women are. The next best thing.

The romance between these two honestly made me hate Cadence and Shining Armour even more.

A single episode (two thirds at the very most if you count everything outside the flashback) managed to give a better romance, as well as characters than multiple fucking episodes, which included an entire two parter.

>>30370596
>better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Little known fact, this is actually a crock of bullshit.
Those experiences only seem positive post breakup if it's a girl you weren't that into.

>>30372823
I also think they should call her Buttercup. Also, "Pear" is both her name and her family name? How does this work? Is her first name supposed to be Butter?
Buttercup is less ambiguous and sounds butter.

>>30372661
Reminder that the end of dykeshit is coming. Your time is up, c/u/ck.

>>30373063
Because you're trying to have a relationship with a 3D girl/boy and not a 2D pony.

>>30373606
this explains everything

>>30369130
That broken water silo scene? You know damn well Bright Mac saved Pear Butter from getting her ass whipped for that one. Tom Sawyer and Becky Thatcher moment right there.

>>30373379
I was really into this one girl. Together for two and a half years. I broke up with her after the haze cleared and I realized we couldn't make it work. We're still friends, separated by both physical and civil distance.

And I would do it all over again. That's why I wrote what I wrote. Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Best bullshit there is, bro.

>>30372661
Dude, i'm also into p/u/re love, but we both know that this was the purest form of love.
It's love that grew up with them, it's true love, it's the kind of love that lasts forever.

>>30374010
I have always been friendzoned by literally every girl I've ever fallen in love with. I'm done with 3DPD.

>>30374052
I really don't understand how normies can just meet some random person, date, and say they "love" them. I have never fallen in love without being friends with her for at least a year first.

The entire concept of dating is fucking stupid to me and I think is a big reason people rush into relationships with someone they're really not compatible with in the long run.

It truly baffles me why pretty much no woman is willing to give someone she's a friend to a chance at romance. It seems like the logical next step to me, but I guess that's why I'll die alone. I can't become emotionally invested in someone I haven't had the time to really get to know. And I can't specifically choose someone to "date" with the hope we'll fall in love, because it's not something that can be forced. It just happens after I've known someone long enough, without any intention on my part.

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>>30374082
Maybe if you shaved the neckbeard, burned the Fedora, and realized that not only do they not owe you shit for being a friend, but there's a whole spectrum of emotions that go into a romantic relationship that isn't just friendly.

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>>30374112
Do you find it to be problematic?

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>>30374117
The only problem is the "woe is me I'm stuck in the friendzone"

>>30374126
>>>/r9k/
please go there to harass the animals in their cages, not here, normo.

>>30374126
The problem with the friend zone is people have it backwards. If you become friends with a girl just like a guy, but she ends up dating different guys other than you and just wants to be friends, that's not friend-zoning.

Friend-zoning would be if you went on a date, through some dating site or even going out the old fashioned way, specifically to build a relationship and she says "nah I just wanna be friends", then you can say you were friend-zoned

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>>30373658
It was his mistake, he's a good lad for owning up to it
Also Pear Butter was totally top about it. Just laughed it off. That alone shows the extent of their love, Pears and Apples couldn't come in the way

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>>30373658
Imagine the feels if Pear Butter actually did start getting a thrashing and Bright Mac ran in to take her place.

>>30369130
The episode was actually pretty shit

Everyone gave it a 10/10 simply because they applied their headcanon that they died somehow after the episode took place, making it more "dramatic" apparently.

All in all, it was a super generic love plot episode with the typical "Romeo and Juliet" conflict setting.

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>>30374446
Hi again, alivefag

>>30374446
And here come the contrarian cunts.

"Just a typical Romeo and Juliet" my ass.

This episode was also about a father coming to grips with his daughter who died after never getting a chance to say he was sorry, and trying to instead make amends with her children, his grandchildren, who were wronged by him.

It was about the legacy they left behind and the lives they touched while they were alive, such as with Mrs. Cake and Burnt Oak.

It was about three siblings learning more about their deceased parents and understanding more about their heritage.

Go be a smarmy cynical faglord somewhere else.

>>30374473
>he can't handle his headcanon being called a headcanon

Sure thing, deadfag

>>30374490
>This episode was also about a father coming to grips with his daughter who died after never getting a chance to say he was sorry

See, this is the problem.
You HAVE to apply that headcanon in order to make the episode a 10 out of fucking 10.
Don't give me any of that "contextual clues" bullshit. If an episode doesn't directly apply it as part of its plot, it's irrelevant.

>>30374082
You gotta woo her, anon. Being kind and friendly isn't enough. That's what brothers and platonic friends do. You gotta make her feel real special, make her heart flutter. Do romantic things.

It's fine to want to be friends first, that's understandable. But you have to give her a reason to make her want to be more. You can't force it, but you can make her want you.

>>30374511
Oh, you're an alivefag. That explains it.

Lol

>>30374511
>"contextual clues bullshit"

I think the writers just assume that we aren't retarded and have some semblance of social skills. I think they've overestimated you, though.

>>30374608
>>30374639
>no actual argument

Figures.

>>30374658
No matter how much clear evidence we provide to you imbeciles, you still insist "it's not proof!!!!"

Talking to you is a waste of time. Go suck your mother's cunt.

>>30374682
Still not an argument.

Reminder that it's utterly pointless to argue with alivefag, as there is no LITERAL evidence of their death and therefore, OBVIOUSLY, the safest assumption is that they are, in fact, well and alive.

>>30374691
Wrong again.

Their fate is ultimately ambiguous.

>>30369130
Do you think they waited until after the wedding to fuck?

>>30374691
>>30374700
Contrarianfags please leave

>>30374700

There's nothing ambiguous about literally being completely absent from their family's life and their family making direct and obvious references to "remembering them" and wanting to know more about them. Where the hell else could they be? This isn't Hey Arnold, they're not trapped in a jungle for the entirety of their children's lives.

>>30374776
And not to mention that Sibsy literally said that their parents were dead and because they aren't allowed to explicitly state it in the show, they went with the shooting stars.

That is proof, but these braindead fucksucks still say "THAT'S NOT AN ARGUMENT HURRDURR"

They are literally telling the show writers to do something that they are not allowed to do so that they can confirm something that the show writers have already confirmed in every conceivable way possible that they could possibly be allowed to by Hasbro.

They are infuriatingly stupid.

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>>30374690
As if you haven't already heard every single legitimate piece of evidence/proof already from dozens of other people. You are asking for something that the writers LITERALLY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO. They have made it so glaringly obvious that the parents are dead that I have to even wonder how you function in daily life.

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>>30373359
Ugh, summer always brings in such an influx of normals.

>>30372772
They are definitely dead, all that past tense.

>>30374827
Please stop replying to retards, Anon.

>>30374500
Its not a headcannon when its been confirmed and also when all that past tense was used in ever mentioning of the parents.

>>30374801
>>30374827
>>30374873
>show writers saying something = proof

Almost as bad as faustfags.

>>30375403
Stop breathing our oxygen.

>>30375403
>show writers saying something = proof

YES. YES IT DOES. 100% PROOF, UNDENIABLE, UNQUESTIONABLE, PROOF.

HOLY. SHIT. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. RETARDED.

>>30373372
I'm not sure that it's quite fair to make the comparison. With the Apples, we got the highlight reel of everything to led to them falling in love and getting married. With Candy and Dudebro, we get their day-to-day married life, and the couple other impersonated or mind-controlled up until the wedding. It's like saying that hearing one band's Best Of album made you hate another band for their random jam sessions.

>>30369602
This one really got me.
Simply beautiful.

>>30375617
So I'm guessing you're a faustfag too, huh

Surely everything that the creator of the show says is 100% canon, amirite

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>>30375951
DELETE THIS

>>30375937
Cool how you ignore everything else that he said, too.

>>30372823
The people behind naming at derpiborru are retarded. Despite all my recommendations against it they decided daybreaker and nightmare star were the same character and aliased them into each other for a while. Thankfully it seems to have proven unpopular.

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>>30374446
Only thing you got right was the generic love story bit. The two are obviously dead, you dumb nigger; headcanon has nothing to do with any of it. It got a 10/10 from everybody because we are all a bunch of faggots who like to watch cute little ponies do cute little things. What the fuck is cuter than two childhood sweethearts growing up together, falling in love, and marrying? These ponies are also connected to the ones we've known so well for all these years, so it makes getting to know them and their story all the more appealing. It was sappy as shit, but that's why those of us who actually watch the show do so. I know you are just shitposting, but whatever. On the off chance that you are just autistic, there you go. Now you know why normal people would like this episode.

cute ponies + cute things = good

>>30375812
Absolutely beautiful.

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>>30372882
>Fry's dog tier

At least I have close friends

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>>30369130
>tfw you will never know love like this
I stopped caring about it years ago, but this episode reminded me that I am still bitter and will die that way.

>>30372882
I think it was above that. It was frys nephew tier.

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>>30379149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

>>30379493
That tree is beautiful

I love the way they nuzzle each other and show public affection.

>>30371244
Or Zap Apple Jam