Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>30343112
TOO THE FALLEN DEAD, WE SALUTE YOU!

Needs more cock worship.

>>30343112
News of my death was greatly exaggerated.

>>30343130
Thank god for incompetent mods.

>>30343128
Always.

>Anon visits his cousins on Sweet Apple Acres
>Isn't used to the hard labor and sweats up a storm
>Who knew apples could be so heavy?
>Applejack pulls him aside after the work day is over
>Says that Mac and Bloomy are cleaning up, so it's just the two of them
>Buries her face in Anon's sweaty package and licks his dick clean before the two of them shower

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>>30343138
I'm going to lay low for a bit, but I will always be lurking.
But before I go, here's a parting gift.
Also can I request a twin sister green?

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>"See? I told you it would fit. Doesn't your Aunt Celly look cute in her cheer uniform~? Hahaha! Oh my, you should see the look on your face! And your mother thought I was an fuddy duddy, is that not right? Come dear nephew, we should hurry along back to your home and I have to change out of this attire. I would not want your mother to get the wrong idea. Oh...and no peeping~"

>>30343184
SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN!
I have a Sunny story for you before you go.
https://pastebin.com/7iYBHQz3

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>>30343184

>>30343217
U N F

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>Anon is the brother of the infamous Flower Sisters; Roseluck, Daisy, and Lily
>Their hotness is well known throughout their high school, as is their shyness around boys.
>Well, boys who aren't Anon, anyway
>On Anon's birthday, he finds them in his room
>They're nude and bend over, presenting their asses to him
>"Which one of us do you want to impregnate first?"

>>30343336
Charge and instigate a fuck pile.

>>30343336
Is Anon a quadruplet? Older? Younger?

>>30343358
His parents were...enthusiastic. Like, a year apart enthusiastic.

>>30343379
So
>Roseluck is a senior
>Daisy is a junior
>Lilly is a sophomore.
>Anon is a freshman.

>>30343401
Exactly, they need to rush to fuck all over the school now, what a shame.

>>30343401
>Roseluck gets knocked up first, right after she graduates
>Daisy gets a baby fucked into her a year later right after graduation
>Lily becomes a mother a year after that
>Her and her sister's reputation at school can't be tarnished if they time things right
>Also: convenient babysitting opportunities

>>30343401
Why can't Anon be older for once? Knock up his little sisters.

>>30343423
Its the perfect setup, the perfect crime.
>>30343431
Less time to fuck in that case, has to wait for each one to get out of school so their reputations aren't sunk.

>>30343431
Why do you think he's fucking babies into his big sisters, silly?

>>30343440
Weren't they already established as being shy girls, and thus probably not with the in crowd?
Besides, >implying your popularity in highschool means jack shit the moment you leave.

>>30343450
True, but they are really hot, and therefore people look at them, so if you want to cause your loving sisters and mothers of your children some unnecessary stress of being stared at and called sluts all through highschool, if they get the chance to finish it, then by all means. Go ahead.

>>30343449
That's good thinking, Anon.
Daughteru is for cocksocking.

>>30343487
>not giving them lifestyle-change instructions, telling them to start wearing skimpier outfits, spending more time nude in the locker room and not covering up, etc
>>30343501
what exactly is that anyway?

>>30343526
>what exactly is that anyway?
Penis in vagoo.

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You may have been raping her body, but Sugarcoat has been raping your mind

>>30343526
Old /mlp/ thing that basically boils down to "normalized child sexual subservience". But it really varies from interpretation to interpretation.

http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Cocksocks#Little_League

My personal take I came up with with a friend was that if such a thing were to actually happen, it would basically be sexual paternalism. Where incest is the norm, not the exception, and it's considered acceptable for a father to show his daughters affection with sex.
Though uncles, or much older brothers are acceptable if he is unable or unwilling.
Alternatively, very close family friends could happen, as an extension of an arranged marriage thing, but that's not really relevant for our interests.

>>30343600
What would happen if you ignored your sister and abandoned your usual nightly rapings? Would she pretend that nothing ever happened; be really passive-aggressive about the entire ordeal, but otherwise leave it alone; or would she seek you out at night, mounting you in your sleep while telling you that you're hurting her and begging for you to stop?

>>30343550
is that all? it just means sex? okay. Then definitely yes.
>>30343620
wait, see? It's more.
well, I mean, subservience is normal, but I feel like oftentimes they're talking beyond subservience. like some weird kind of treating them like a mindless doll thing. that's no fun!
breeding your daughter should be a special rite of passage!

>>30343639
Well, that's what was going on in the original threads, but they were too niche to last long enough to evolve into something more nuanced, but not so niche the concept didn't survive.

I prefer to think of it as a way the most loving daderus tell their little girls that they love them more than anything in the world.

>>30343639
Breeding your daughter should be done with love, dammit! She loves you and you love her; that's why you're making more daughters with her. Or not. Normal sex is fine too.

>>30343600
Thats fine, she can call it whatever she wants, but I still wont stop coming up with baby names in-between kissing her and holding her hands while we make love.
>>30343662
>>30343661
>>30343639
These men are correct.

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>>30343634
>"You haven't been showing up lately for our usual rounds of forced intercourse, brother. That's a shame, it'd also be a shame if I tell mom and dad what you've been doing to me every night. You don't want that? Then keep to the schedule"

>>30343662
i mean using protection would be just mean. she deserves your real seed in her
something something bouncing up and down on you etc.
which mane6 would be best daughter? because obviously the CMC are the best

>>30343687
Applejack

>>30343677
"But a schedule allows you to mentally prepare yourself. By not keeping one, the victim is kept on edge, knowing a hideous violation of their personhood and dignity could happen at any time and without warning.

>>30343677
so is she tsundere for Anon or just really fucking crazy?

>>30343677
Then you come in her, I will gladly fuck you slowly till we go to bed, but I've been having a hard time at work Sugarcoat, and I'm pretty tired. So how about we move this to fucking in the morning while we shower, I get some sleep, you get breed, we both win.
>>30343697
That could be a nerdy response to a thirsty sister.
>>30343701
....both? Little more of column B?

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>>30343697
>"Just don't wait too long, my body may start to recover if you do"
>Your sister reaches up her skirt and pulls down her panties, and proceeds to throw them at your face
>"Remember, a good rapist usually takes a souvenir with him"

>>30343701
She's playing a game of 8th dimensional chess, breaking anon in ways men didn't even know they could be broken as revenge for the first rape.

>>30343749
>>30343677
>>30343600
We've gone full circle with this inverted rape thing at least twice now. It's getting overdone.

>>30343793
>Not her genuinely wanting him to be as effective as possible at raping her, despite hating incest and being raped.
Step it up, senpai.

>>30343812
Your mom is overdone

>>30343819
She just wants him to be the best at what he does. Or, if we're being less 8th-dimension-chess, she wants Anon's attention&affection, and thinks that she'll lose that if the raping stops. It's like a kid whose parents ignore him doing bad things just so that he'll get yelled at and acknowledged.

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>>30343831
She's not overdone, she's just a little baked

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>>30343861
You should feel ashamed for that pun, she is hungry and your dick is the only tasty thing in the room, don't be mean.

>>30343841
>She never got any love or affection as a kid.
>Anon grew up separate from her, so when he came back in their teens, and started raping her, she immediately accepted it as love, and that love is unpleasant but good.
>She's too fucked to ever fixed, and too emotionally bound to survive without her brother now.

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>"Since you refuse to force yourself upon me tonight brother, you're gonna do something else"
>"Tie me up with the provided restraints, then take my underwear, and pleasure yourself with them, right in front of me, right now"

>>30343885
These feels are heavier than what I was prepared for.

>>30343912
>"A-And then maybe can k-kiss."

>>30343912
>>30343928
>>30343936
I want to see Anon succeed, with his sister lovingly hating every second of it, coupled with blunt suggestions on how he can worsen it on her.

>>30342196
>you and your twin sister Sugarcoat will never be prodigal chess geniuses with over 200 IQ, traveling the world to participate in world tournaments
>you will never have no real friends other than each other due to being on the travel all the time and being so different from all the other kids your age
>as you reach puberty, you will never start to get curious about each other
>you will never start examining each other's bodies in your hotel room and feeling each other up
>it will never feel so good that you want to do it more
>you will never gradually go further and further until finally one day you end up having full-on sex with your sister, despite knowing that you aren't supposed to be doing such things with your relatives
>your relationship will never blossom into something more than that of just siblings
>you will never always insist on sharing a room with your sister under the pretense that you will be practicing chess moves together
>this will never give you the opportunity to have steamy romantic sex every night and pillow talk in twinspeak
>you will never continue this way for a long time until one day your parents walk in on you
>they will never, to your surprise, smile and encourage you to continue, explaining that they too are actually fraternal twins, and their parents before them
>they will never encourage you to stop using condoms and make them lots and lots of genius grandchildren

>>30344023
>You and your sister Sugarcoat actually do have a baby
>Years of inbreeding finally catch up, turning you from a world renown chess prodigy into a potato farmer

>>30344023
>You will never find your soulmate in your twin sister
>You will never be this happy
>You will never stop being alone

>>30343172
>Anon is from the city and is completely thrown off by this
>However he's had a crush on Applejack and her huge childbearing hips and thighs since forever
>Decides to just go along with it, change his name, and never see his immediate family The Orangesagain

>>30344157
>Appul cousin likes innocent nerdy city slickers.
>Finds out that her cousin is one of them.
"But, I'm your cousin Jackie."
>"Even better Sugarcube."

>>30343693
would she help get her little sister ready to have fun with their pa too? good sisters share

>>30344199
>Applejack shrugs.
>"Well, Granny's real strict 'bout makin' more workers for the farm. A cousin's better than a brother, y'know."
>Applejack elbows you playfully, smiling at your stunned face.
>"A'sides," she giggles, "Mac ain't exactly packin' down there, you know."

>>30344222
Anon is the new Applebreeding boy, digits confirm the city slicker takes the orchard, SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKIN PRESSES! CAUSE ITS TIME FOR A MATING PRESS!

>>30344040
Unless there are genetic problems, each generation of inbreeding would only result in incresingly intelligent children.

>>30344222
man everyone keeps a-pickin' on poor big mac in these..

>>30344266
>"Also I caught him no-no touchin' that there Caramel last week."

>>30344281
>"Granny was just disappointed after that, but now your here. So lets go buck mah orchards. Do as good a job as you look like yer gonna do, Applebloom will get her turn next. She'll be watching while you breed me. So don't disappoint her with our show, I want her too know she's getting her fill. "

>>30344259
>Fetuses produced by inbreeding also face a greater risk of spontaneous abortions due to inherent complications in development.
>Among mothers who experience stillbirths and early infant deaths, those that are inbreeding have a significantly higher chance of reaching repeated results with future offspring.
>Additionally, consanguineous parents possess a high risk of premature birth and producing underweight and undersized infants.
>Viable inbred offspring are also likely to be inflicted with physical deformities and genetically inherited diseases.
>Studies have confirmed an increase in several genetic disorders due to inbreeding such as blindness, hearing loss, neonatal diabetes, limb malformations, Schizophrenia and several others.

>>B-but, wouldn't happen if there were no genetic problems
That would require literally perfect humans.

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Would you help your sister get rid of some varmint shitters after your apples?

>"Alright, buck-o, lets make this here into a friendly competition, that good with yew? If'n you win y'all can ask me ta keep yer bed warm tonight~, if Ah win, yew get ta do the same fer me. That sound good ta yew?"

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>>30325500
>Arriving home, you notice the car isn't in the driveway.
>Good. That means mom is away.
>You hide your shoes and head into your room, needing some thinking space.
>It's been an hour since you parted ways with your sister, and you can still feel your pulse coursing through you.
>It's in your ears, it's in your toes, it's even in your eyelids.
>She told you to 'think' about this.
>Think about what, exactly? An actual, romantic relationship?
>You fall on your bed, trying not to breathe too hard.
>Well, at least the escalating intimacy now made sense.
>Had she already been treating you like a boyfriend since your birthday? Or longer..?
>You're not sure how to feel about that.
>Weird?
>Used?
>Excited?
>Aroused?
>Okay, yes, the last two definitely fit better than the first ones.
>What was there to think about, really? None of the girls you've ever looked at twice came close to matching her.
>Attractive beyond belief with a similarly appealing character, your sister is the catch of the century.
>Even you at seven years old seemed to perceive that in some way, having basically proposed to her that one time.
>And now the shoe is on the other foot.
>Sister or not, you'd be insane to reject her.
>The thought of rejecting her was actually painful, you hadn't really considered it until now.
>You know her, and she'd be destroyed. No way could you do that to her.
>That's not really an option, then, is it?
>You take a deep breath, mentally preparing yourself for the road ahead.
>You are going to visit her after school on Monday, and you are going to welcome her advances.
>It's only ever made your life better, after all.
>Well, you sure took your time to think about this. All of five minutes.
>The clock on the wall is telling it's five o'clock.
>And it's still Saturday.
>Fuck. The wait might actually kill you.
>You shake your head and sit in front of your desk, opening your laptop.
>What does the internet have to say about this..?

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>>30344382
>Two day's worth of research into incestuous relationships on the Internet had left you with a single, simple thought.
>The Internet can go fuck itself.
>You yawn, eating some bread in the kitchen.
>The big day is here, all you need to do now is wait for school to finish.
>You had considered showing up at Fluttershy's prematurely to give off some vibe of confidence, but you decided against it.
>There must have a been a reason for why she picked this date, after all.
>Besides, she's still slightly taller than you, so why bother acting macho?
>"Anon..?"
>Fuck. You weren't expecting her to wake up yet.
>Your plan to strategically avoid your mother had been going great, only for it to fall apart now.
>"Where the hell have you been?"
"Good morning to you too, mom."
>"Haven't I told you not to disappear for DAYS on end-"
>You walk towards the front door, tuning out her voice.
>You're not listening to this, so you might as well just bail now.
"Sorry, school's starting. C'ya."
>You leave before you can even hear her response.
>You're half an hour early, but you're fine with waiting anywhere else but "home".
>Considering how bitter your mother had gotten over time, you were really lucky to have had such an amazing sister.
>Maybe you should tell her that.
>The hours crawl by agonizingly slowly.
>It's not like you could focus on schoolwork, so you tune most of it out.
>The bell finally rings and you rush out like neverbefore.
>Finding the bus stop, you get on, swallowing your stress.
>The bus starts its route, and the stress comes right back up.
>How exactly are you supposed to do this?
>Your breathing gets more labored with every stop the bus covers.
>You try to go over some things you read on the Internet in your head.
>'Showing is better than telling', someone had said.
>What does that even mean?
>Looking out the window, you notice dandelions growing on a green patch nearby.
>You do a double take.
>Of course!
>You press the exit button. You have a detour to take.

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>>30344395
>You step off the bus and head into a familiar house, two wild dandelions in hand.
>Fuck, you can't believe you're actually doing this.
>This is like something out of those stupid Spanish, thirty years old soap-operas.
>Finding the door, you pause in your tracks.
>There's that cold sweat again.
>You had somehow managed to make this even more stressful than it had to be.
>The idea was that these flowers would do the talking for you, but somehow they just seemed to only pile on the anxiety.
>Your sister did seem to like them... way back when you were a kid, at least.
>Standing in front of the door with the flowers held to your chest, you shake off your doubts.
>You just have to knock. This'll work better if she's the one to open the door.
>Three short bangs resound through the wood, and suddenly you start breathing through your mouth.
>Fuckfuckfuck, you can hear her coming.
>You take a deep breath and swallow, trying your best to not look like a nervous wreck as the door opens.
"F-Flutters!"
>"Hey, A-"
>Her eyes trail downwards and she brings a hand over her mouth, muting a still-audible gasp.
"I, uhh... I just thought..."
>You look away, unsure of yourself.
>"A-Anon..."
>Looking back at your sister, your heart nearly gives out as you notice a tear running down her cheek.
>You gulp and hold out your hand, remembering a similar moment a long time ago.
"For you..."
>Much to your surprise, she walks straight into you instead of reaching for your hand.
>She squeezes you into a hug, this one distinctly different from any you can remember.
>You've never had someone resting against you like this, as if you're the bigger person.
>You've never felt someone shaking while sobbing into your shoulder.
>That's always been you, and the other person has always been your sister.
>Dropping the flowers on the floor, you wrap your arms around her.
>She always seemed to know what to do, back then. And in retrospect, it wasn't very complicated.
"D-do you like them..?"

>>30344381
Yes, why is this a question again?

>>30344322
that's just not true at all. where are you getting that?

>>30344381
>No trigger guard
>That fucked up hinge
I would not

>>30344322
One generation, famalamadingdong. As long as you don't go breeding your daughters, you have about as much risk for retards as an unrelated woman over 45 does.

>>30344446
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding#Effects

>>30344322
>That would require literally perfect humans.
Not even then.
The limited gene pool would stagnate and start deteriorating eventually with each generation, made even worse by the repeated consanguinity.
The safest bet is only first generation incest, which puts the risk at around the same as a 40+ woman of no relation and that is of course, if they are young because advanced age only exacerbates the risk even further.
Anyone that desires for more than a single generation is crazy

>>30344455
Anon clearly said that Anon/Sugar sweets parent's and grandparents were twins and that they wanted grandchildren.

That a lot of generations.

>>30344405
If it's the last post in the update, could you announce it somehow so we're not waiting for more?

>>30344477
Whoops. My bad.

>>30344405
Yes.
>You will never have a slow romantic fuck with Big Sister Flutters next to the fire place in her fancy apartment.

>>30344382
>What does the internet have to say about this..?
>Asking the internet
>bruh
Smash that shit like its the last day you live for.

>>30344480
Yeah, I should probably do that.
In any case, I prepare all my shit now. If two minutes pass after the last post, the dump should be over.

>>30344395
>Still slightly taller than you
ouch, poor anon

>>30344405
oh my god, dandelions.. the classic little kid gift. You're good at this, Issh.

>>30344461
yeah well wikipedia's kind of an idiot, isn't it.
Unless it's talking about successive inbreeding.
In the future it helps, rather than giving a quote, to explain the mechanism by which the thing you're asserting happens, happens. People know how to look up shit on wikipedia.
>>30344468
you're acting like problems are automatic and inevitable. Sound like those people who think random mutations are common and inevitable.

>>30344405
oh god my herz

>>30344557
Nigga, the family already has problems, Sugarcoat's eyes are shit.

>>30344609
ah well you dont wanna do that then.
gotta follow your nose, man.

>>30344609
>their children are almost blind, but have IQs of 300

>>30344670
It's like RPGs, man. Min/max it all to shit. You can't see, but you're smart and real good at chess.

>>30344670
>Anon and Sugarcoat use their high intelligence and funds perfect gene manipulation.
>Makes literally perfect baby's.

>NEET sister Moondancer
>Wears a keyhole sweater instead of her normal turtleneck
>Doesn't "get" that her tits aren't supposed to spill out of the hole in the front

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>>30344670
>Generation later the Coat family has developed into arcane beings whose minds operate on a 4th dimensional level, having long since abandoned the feeble sight organs that lesser beings call "eyes"

>>30344912
Yiss.

>>30344912
Are her breasts slightly pimply and sticky from spilled mountain dew and sweat?

>>30344896
I was just thinking about that.

>>30344926
>"Anon, grant us dicks on the inside!"
>"As you once did for our vacuous mom, grant us dicks, grant us dicks! Pant dicks in our holes to cleanse our beastly virginity!"

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>>30344999
>our vacuous mom
Kos[m] fucking dammit anon, you owe me a new pair of sides.

>>30344382
them tots tho

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>>30344999
>Pant dicks in our holes to cleanse our beastly virginity!"
Did Anon get a costume for his dick to wear? Also you got a kek.

>>30344950
well yeah of course

>>30345423
>Sunset tries to "rescue" anon from his quote-unquote "rapist" grandmothers
>Gets captured and is used as a fucktoy whenever she isn't watching Anon fuck the sirens

>>30345423
>Sunset has Insomnia
>This is not helped by the fact that all three of the Dazzlings snore.

>>30345423
>That foot
years later and it still bothers me

>>30345423
>Aria suffers from sleep-masturbation

>>30344926
>>30344999
>>30345012
I'm so proud of all of you.

>>30344950
>You open Moondancer's bedroom door and spot her slouching on her bed.
>She's got a bottle of soda held in between her naked tits, and she's sucking the soda out with a straw.
>When she notices you, she jumps to her feet and rushes over, not caring that her half-empty cola is now soaking into her carpet.
>"Dude! Anon! Check it, this is so much better!"
>Your sister thrusts her chest forward, her tits swaying gently for just a moment.
>There's a bit of a greasy sheen to them and some irritation, but hey.
>Tits, right?
>"My chest used to get so hot, and now I can air these things out whenever I want to!"
>She grabs your hands and slams them down on her chest, right over the nipples.
>"Feel how much cooler they are now?!"
>You... You've never felt them when they were hot, and you guess that your sister just kind of got caught up in the excitement.

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>"I've assessed the situation, and I have come to the conclusion that the Stockholm syndrome has finally taken over and that I have fallen in love with you. Now kiss me"

>>30346431
>Chaste kiss into deep French

>>30346431
Just according to keikaku.

[translator's note: keikaku means rape.]

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>>30346411
>You will never have a complete fucking slob with little to no social skills as a big sister

>>30346450
>not pictured, soft, fragrant tufts under each arm

>>30346431
8TH
DIMENSIONAL
CHESS

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>>30346458
How fluffy we talking here?

>>30346450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw0cup2S4eg

>>30346491
like you know when you pull your cat's fur apart and there's a softer, downier stuff underneath? and if you use a metal pin brush on that part, you brush it out and it's just the softest fucking white fluffy undercoat? like that. softer than dryer lint. like a newborn baby's head.
and they smell like really good shrimp flavored ramen

>>30346431
Good end. And now, you start a family together.

>>30346491
Half as large as Adagio's untamed pubes.

>>30346504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2bgqqwq20

>>30346508
You make questionable personal hygiene sound so good.

>>30346525
It is.. or it can be, if you're in good health. Nothing you come standard with is bad, yknow? unless you have a disease or some kind of hormonal imbalance.. which, increasingly, a large number of people have. they're so used to erasing any sign of puberty regardless, nobody knows what normal even is.

>>30346491
>Walking around the house on Sunday morning
>Big sister Adagio is slouching on the couch eating a bowl of cereal, wearing her white bikini cut panties and a saggy old t-shirt cut in half just above her belly button
>Her legs are sprawled out, her bare feet planted on the coffee table
>She doesn't even care that her thick, curly pube fluff poofs out significantly over the top of her panties
>You can hear the "scritch scritch" when she reaches into her underwear to scratch at her clam, and when the light hits just right, you think you can see a big, bushy orange outline through the front of her underwear
>You grab some breakfast for yourself and sit down, kicking your feet up next to hers
>She laughs, holding a hand to her mouth to keep from spitting cereal all over the floor, and elbows you in the arm when you rub your toes against the sole of her foot
>Gotta love those lazy Sundays

>>30346547
Hold the fuck up, are you the same anon in the earlier thread who was genuinely an unwashed neckbeard who thought other people were weird for daily showers?

>>30346681
Probably is, disgusting fucker.

>>30346547
C'mon man. I don't trim, but at least I fucking shower. Body-stank is gross as shit.

>>30346644
good stuff

>>30346767
yeah, duh. but you wait til you stink to shower. or at least, you figure out how long it takes you. Maybe work it up sooner if you had a nasty sweaty workout earlier, helping someone plant shit in a hot sweltering garden or something
On the other hand if you sat naked in air conditioning all day, you might be fine.

>>30346681
Oh yeah, that was a thing wasn't it? Fuck I should have capped that for future laughs.

>>30346644
morning cartoons and afternoon sex

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bemp

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>tfw your smug sister wont brag about getting easy good dick

>>30349271
That's the smuggest grump I've ever seen. It all backfires when she goes just a little too far and her friends demand to see who's fucking her so good.

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>Be Dadanon
>You've decided to take your daughters to the beach today
>You find yourself noticing how...grown they've gotten
Would you?

>>30349803
No, because the influx of dad prompts suck and its getting annoying to look at. Nice pic though.

>>30349803
Look at Rarity. Her drink is frozen completely solid and she knows it, but she can't react or else she'll look like a fool.

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>Autistic sister Moondancer will never not get why casual nudity around family is weird, and your parents will never give up after realizing that making her wear clothes (other than her favourite turtleneck sweater) is going to be an uphill battle
>Autistic sister Moondancer will never find comfort in your presence above all thing
>Autistic sister Moondancer will never love cuddling with you
>Autistic sister Moondancer will never know that having a girl who walks around bottomless makes things hard for you

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>>30349812
>Not wanting to fuck your daughters.

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Did ever get anything with Ember? Or even Barb, for that matter?

>>30349971
I don't think so. They aren't in EqG.

>>30349971
>Sister goes through weird goth phase
>Dresses up in dragon motif
>"Shut up, Anon! My name isn't 'Emma' anymore, it's Ember!"

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>>30343112

i am amazed i've never seen any greentext in which someone overhears and misunderstands someone talking about 'anonymous sex' and warns them about STDs and such

>>30350011
>Your drunk aunt will never encourage your cousins to drink, nor will she provide them with inappropriate swimming suits
>She will never shove the two half-dressed, half-drunk teens in your direction and slur out "Go get'im, ladies!"

>>30350541
I can Flutters as a cousin but I always thought Sunset as a childhood best friend.

>>30350727
Nah man, you aren't thinking clearly, Sunset is your cousin by your aunt Suncheeks, Fluttershy is from Luna. So its good. Now...go "play" with your excited cousins and Aunt on the beach. Celestia has been talking about teaching them how to do strip sex, beach edition. And your the lucky vict-I mean man they get to, test on.

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>>30350011
I'm I crazy or dose she have three tits?

>>30350817
Last line is bottom string for bikini top.

>>30350541
>>30350727
Maybe Sunset is your childhood friend, but unknown to you both that you are fraternal twins separated at birth, You and Sunset don't find out until you are well into a relationship.

>>30349803
>Would you?
Rub sunscreen on? Give beach haircuts to? remind them barrettes aren't really sensible beachwear? You bet
Encourage to skinny dip? definitely.

>>30350011
oh yes

>>30350760
But then, who's your mom?

>>30350824
yeah but it has shading. obviously she's punipuni and it's cutting into her soft flesh

>>30350878
Twilight's your sister, fill in the blank.

>>30350903
...R-Rainbow Dash?

>>30350934
fuck it, sure.

>>30350831
This has potential.

Not a lot of Lyra in this thread.

>Lyra and Anon are siblings
>Lyra wants to become more sexually experienced, but she can't into not being an awkward fuck, so she goes to Anon to teach her to do blowjobs and stuff
>Anon refuses, because he's not into incest (yet) and tells her that sex with her would be "weird"
>Lyra goes to her friend Bon Bon and convinces her to do sexual stuff with her where she knows Anon will see them; aka his bedroom
>When Anon walks in on them, Lyra uses this to "prove" to Anon that sex with her isn't weird ("See? Bonnie's doing it with me, and she doesn't think it's weird!")
>This upsets Bonnie because she wanted Lyra for herself and Lyra hadn't been too up-and-coming with why they were having sex on Anon's bed
>Bonnie doesn't know that Lyra wants Anon to become more experienced and thinks that she just loves her brother a little bit too much instead
>Bonnie therefore thinks that, to get any love/attention from Lyra, she has to get into a 3-way relationship with her and Anon
>Bonnie decides to help Lyra seduce her own brother

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>>30351499
I'd read the hell out of that.

>>30351499
This actually sounds kinda depressing.
In the end, nobody actually loves Anon and he's going to wind up lesbo-sistercucked by Bon Bon.

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>>30349803
Would I what?
Convince her that her bikini isn't too revealing and nobody will make a big deal out of it?
And then inform her of your responsibility as her father to apply adequate sunscreen to every part of her the sun shines on, as well as the ones that it doesn't?
Yup.

>>30351633
>Bonnie decides that she wants to ease Anon into a relationship with her and Lyra (one that was not intended to exist by anybody involved), so she plays it off like SHE wants to be Anon's boyfriend
>"Go out on a date with me and I'll keep your sis off your back... and your dick, too."
>Convinces him to do normal couple stuff with her; movies, dinner, holding hands
>Slowly introduces Lyra into things; Lyra watches movies with them at home, Lyra has fun at the carnival with Bon Bon and Anon, etc
>Bon Bon is surprised to discover that she's slowly falling in love with Anon
>Anon is also starting to fall in love with Bon Bon, and so Bonnie doesn't have a HUGE amount of trouble convincing Anon to try something with his sister
>"C'mon Anon, I'll do that thing with my mouth you like so much if you give Lyra a quick peck on the lips~"
>Bon Bon successfully eases Anon into a 3-way relationship with her and Lyra, and Lyra finds out that she loves doing girlfriend/boyfriend things with her brother; as does Anon
>Bon Bon gets to be in a relationship with the girl she loves AND the boy she loves
shenanigans = everyone loves each other

>>30349803

"apply adequate sunscreen to every part of her the sun shines on, as well as the ones that it doesn't?"

***The Canterlot Tribune***

Mad dad caught anally fisting daughter on public beach. Claims he was "Just protecting her supple, flawless skin from the harsh sun". Principal Celestial describes comment as outrageous and "Vile slander."

>>30349772
I know this was touched upon lightly with Rainbow but now I want to see it with Aria or both

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>>30351795
it could be beautiful

>>30351949

>Oh, there you are, darlings. Sorry for the delay, but without fathers ministrations, my poor skin would be ravaged by the merciless sun.

>...Uh...Rarity, You know your dad is in jail for being elbow deep in your ass?

>Oh, pish posh, Rainbow Dash. It is just a little misunderstanding. Luckily Judge Dandle is very understanding. And very dedicated to justice. Why he have been checking up on me several times to make sure that nothing untoward is happening.

>...So you have several men using your ass as a playground...

>Now, Rainbow, dontcha get yer knickers inna twist. It nice to have family that cares about ya.

>Thats right, girls. Rarity`s no whackadoole. I mean my sisters and i check out our bodies reeeeeal close every night. You never know what could pop up. One time i found a lump in Limestone, but luckily it turned out to be just a jawbreaker.

>...This is insane...

>See? See?!! Sunset agrees with me. You are freaks.

>They sure are, Rainbow. As far as i understand, none of you actually fucks family members. Is this some kind of human thing?

>>30349803
I would jack off, cum in my hands, then rub it on them and say that it's sunscreen

>>30352637
well you did a good job writing it in their voices

>>30352637
>I will now write some greentext comprised entirely of spoken lines and involving an ambiguous number of characters.
>I will also make no effort to reveal which character is speaking which line.

>>30352839
Hey man, chill, not everyone is cut out to make green prompts.

>>30352839
i think that's the one thing he did right

>>30352861
It's cool man, I'm chill. That barely qualifies as lighthearted banter by 4chan standards.

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>>30352884
Good times then, have a pic.

>>30352895
>"Mama's ready for the beach, sweetie! What do you think? Think ol' Pinkie's still got it~?"

>>30349803
By the time they get to that age, I would've already trained them to be daddy's cock socks

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>>30352895
Wasn't there a thicc Pinkie mom story a few years back?

>>30353072
This one
https://pastebin.com/ZQjcFXMg
the writefag had some odd phrasing habits that were repeated, but it doesn't happen often enough to really be noticed.

>>30352895
>Momma Ponk will never bikini aside and tell you.
>"Make sure to fire your party cannon inside~"

>>30353148
>Momma Ponk will never bikini aside and tell you.
never pull*?

>>30353195
Shit.
Sorry I must've had a mini stroke.

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>Text from: Rarisister

>>30353204
I wonder if Anon cummed on her abdomen would you even see it?

>>30353250
I recognize this.

>>30350003
>Ember holds up a staff with a Ruby glued to the top
>Calls it her "dragon scepter"
>"Since I have the scepter that makes me dragon lord and you have to do what I say, Anon!"
>She insists that you have to kiss and become her boyfriend

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>>30353412

>>30353412
My heart, so I want to take to the movies. Then figerbang her during the movie.

>>30354017
take her*

>>30354017
>Waiting til the parts in the movie wher epeople laugh so they wont hear her squeaks when you pinch her clit

>>30354099
>After the movie "Ember" is so turned on that she can't wait to get home
>You barely make it to the bed with her kissing you all over while she tears off your clothes
>You notice she got her nipples pierced and has dragon claw shaped rings
>You push her down onto the bed and return the favor
>When you thrust into her you make note that her moaning has been louder and more breathy since she got into this goth phase

>>30354330
>>You notice she got her nipples pierced and has dragon claw shaped rings
>Grab a nipple in your mouth and play with the piercings using your tongue
>Ember/Emma screeches and pulls back
>Slaps a hand over her breast
>Turns out she only got the piercing a day or two ago and they're still tender.

>>30354390
aw that's good, means she can still take them out and let them heal.

>>30354390
>"You can touch then if you want but please be gentle, Anon"
>Ember says as she softly cups each breast
>She blushes and let's out a small gasp as you gingerly reach up and rub each nipple
>"It's only natural that you should take care of the dragon lord while she's wounded"
>Ember leans in close and whispers
>"Let me reward you for your loyalty"
>She has you lay back while she takes your member into her mouth and slides her tongue over your shaft.

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>Auntie Sweetie Belle will never come into your room at night and molest you

>>30354663
>You wake up and she's just blowing gently on your morning wood
>She sees your eyes open, giggles, kisses you on the nose, and runs off continuing to giggle while holding her little balled-up fists to her face

>>30354663
>Aunt
>Uses young Sweetie pic
Hol up.
Are you telling me that Anon was born right around the same time as Sweetie so they're both teens going through puberty despite her being his aunt?

>>30354796
That can happen. I probably wouldve had a crush on my 4-years-older'n-me uncle if he was my aunt instead. he introduced me to cool videogames
also he was a bastard anyway so he was even less related to me than a normal uncle.

>>30354796
>Sweetie Belle is actually younger than anon, but still his aunt because anons grandparents are some horny fuckers
>Sweetie constantly lords this technicality over him and uses it like it makes her superior to him

>>30354681
Hey, speaking of inexplicably youthful aunts, we need some Coco up in here.
I've been on the edge of my seat since the last update, and if I stay there much longer, it might kill me like one of those Korean gamers.

>>30354830
>Tries to "molest" him like a proper aunt.
>Comes off as a clingy precocious little sister instead.

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>>30354830

>>30354796
I mean my niece is 5 years younger than me so it definitely is a thing that can happen if your parents like to wait a really long time in between having children.

>>30354830
>Anon plays along and lets her be the boss of him
>one day at a family gathering when she's had a sip too many of wine, she goes and hangs out in a back room with Anon and starts up the usual "you've gotta do what i say" rhetoric
>what she says ends up involving taking off her stockings for her because she's getting too hot and a little too dizzy to do it herself
>then asks if Anon's also getting warm, ordering him to take his shirt off
>then she's just wide-eyedly feeling up his chest and insists she should see the rest of her nephew

>>30354842
>Anon introduces this tiny little teenage girl as his aunt
>Meanwhile, Sweetie has her hands perched on her head pretending to be a cat

>>30354893
hnngh

>>30354893
>You first met when you were 4 and she was 6
>The first thing she did was bite you
>the fuck?
>"They said I'm your ant. I'm a fire ant!" then she bit you again

>>30354893
>>30354895
>>30354903

"She MIGHT be a tiny bit retarded."
>Sweetie immediately drops the cat act, walks over to Anon, and goes up on her tippie-toes to grab Anon's ear
>"Excuse me, mister?! I will NOT have you talking about your aunt like this! Get in the car right now. We're going home."
>As she drags him out towards the car, his friends hear Sweetie yell out
>"I'll be telling your mother about this!"

>>30354917
Its like an actually younger Siren grandma.

>>30354917
>As she drags him out towards the car, his friends hear Sweetie yell out
>"Meow! I'm a cat!"

>>30354925
Sweetie is basically Sonata only without the amazing set of tits.

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>>30354933
So, superior version?

>>30354933
Yet, she has some nice hips at the moment though, with only more room to improve

>>30354933
She makes up for it with the sweetest-tasting pussy there ever was.

>Anon never knew he enjoyed eating out until one drunken night with his aunt
>Sweetie brags to Scootaloo and Applebloom that she found a guy that eats pussy like he breathes air, but refuses to tell them who he is
>Her friends naturally think she's lying

>>30354953
cant argue with that.
>Aunt Sweetie is idly rubbing her chest on you in the back of the car
"What are you..."
>"Duh, Anon. I'm giving you a titjob!"
>Your mom just laughs at the cute thing her innocent little sister said

>>30354968
"For fuck's sake, Auntie, you're twenty sev-"
>"Anonymous, don't speak that way in front of your mother!"

>>30354965
>She stands up and lifts her skirt, showing them all the lovebites on her inner thighs
>"Psssh, yeah right." Scootaloo shows the hickey on her arm "I did this myself"
>Apple Bloom interjects "You idjit! How would she reach down there?"
>"Uh, like this." astoundingly, Scootaloo can reach her own crotch with her face. "What, you guys can't do that?"
>"If you could.. that.. why'd you suck on your arm?"
>"I was bored"

>>30354995
....ultra flexible Scootaloo, my dick needs more good sir.
And Scoots a sexy goof.

>>30354968
>>30354976
>Flat chest Auntie Sweetie Belle tries to titty fuck Anon, but she'll give it the old college try.

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>>30355068
>Sweetie gives him the ol' dick xylophone

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>"Time for bed anon. Rarity would be really mad at me if I dont get you into bed on time"

>>30355268
"Uhh why are you getting in bed with me?"
>"If you get cold and die of pneumonia, I'll be the one held responsible!"
>"Now get those pajamas off, we need skin to skin contact to properly get warm. Oh stop fussing, I changed your diapers"
"When you were three?"

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>"Oh Aaaaanon, I dropped the remote under the tv, won't you please get it for me?"
>Unknown to Anon, Aunt Sweetie has a perfect view of his rear end
>"Yeah that's it, lower, lower, loooowwwer"
"Hey Aunt Sweetie, what's that squishing noise I hear?"
>"NOTHING!"

>>30356093
>When you sit back down, Sweetie hops into your lap
>She starts wiggling in some kind of.. dance? Then just grinding the fuck out of your boner like an orange on a juice reamer
"The hell are you doing?"
>"Uh, it's called a lap dance? Sheesh, you're such a virgin"
>She keeps going at it til suddenly she tenses up
>You can actually hear her squirting.
>"Kay I'm gonna go take a nap now. You should read some porns or something, get educated. You can't always rely on me to teach you stuff." she gets up nonchalantly, leaving a huge wet spot on your crotch

>>30356211
entering the realm of being a cunt now

>>30356227
I think she's just clueless

>>30356227
She's just trying to get Anon to fuck her while she sleeps, she has a fetish for it. Plus she doesn't mind humping while her eyes are closed, its less embarrassing when you cant see her eyes roll in her head or her O face.

>>30354681
Oh, I get it, she thinks that's what a blowjob is. That's adorable. I wrote that and I didn't even realize I was doing one of those clueless Sweetie sex act things.

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>Sweetie is now in her rebellious teen phase
"You know, you've been acting really different lately Aunt Swee-"
>"For the last time, my name is Death Belle! Now go to your room, you're grounded!"

>>30354596
Hold on a minute here. Isn't Spike a dog in the EQG movies? Wouldn't that mean all the dragons are dogs in EQG?

>>30356441
The incestuous relationship thread doesn't always follow show canon and sometimes completely ignores the setting and just uses the characters

>>30356441
I think that says more about Spike than it does about dragons.
like if Dash took Scootaloo with her through the portal she'd probably turn into a dog

>>30356458
that said, so far anytime the green gives a description of the characters, it at least goes with the technicolor skin concept.
... except zecora. people always describe her as chocolate. possibly because being a white or light gray african would just be weird, and she couldnt very well be striped
and I refuse on most occasions to describe Anon as green. Certainly not as bald, anyway. though one does want to leave him as blank as possible so you can self-insert

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>>30356470
>Not making anon an actual faceless green embodiment of shitpost

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"Mom, I think Aunt Sweetie has been molesting me"
>"NONSENSE! My sister has done nothing but treat you like her own son, and you repay her by making up lies?! That computer is filling your brain with these thoughts, I'm taking it away!"
>Anon hangs his head in defeat as Rarimom leaves. Aunt Sweetie appears from behind the corner with a smug look on her face
>"That wasn't very nice Anon, I guess I'm gonna have to think of a special punishment for you"

>>30356441
>Be Celestia.
>Another day, another magic horse bullshit.
>Why is it you can't go one day without something trying to take over the world at your school?
>Why can't you have a normal school without magic and shit?
>Well atleast you're home.
>You hear moaning in your house.
>OhGodHe'sBack.jpg
>You open your door to see your student Anonymous fucking your dog while moaning the name 'Ember'.
>You're pretty sure he's tripping on drugs again.
"I'm only letting you do this because I don't feel like dealing with the police today and your dick's too small to hurt my dog. Or anything for that matter."
>You say as you walk around him and go to your coffee machine.
>You hate this town...

>>30356560
Nope

>>30344405
Pastebin?

>>30357431
https://pastebin.com/6EANBAsf
Forgot to post it, my bad. Working on the next dump.

>>30354976
rude

>>30356539
>Sweetie has been a pervert in her home life for years and years
>Sits behind Rarity when she's working on a design and reaches around to molest her breasts
>Rarity is so used to it that her standards for "is Sweetie being a little pervert" have dropped dramatically
>Sweetie would have to strip bottomless and ride Anon's dick in the middle of family dinner for Rarity to get miffed at her for crossing a line

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>>30356539

>>30356539
shit dude I like some of that (and that's a cute picture) but taking computer away is just cruel

>>30358187
>Not at the dinner table, Sweetie. Your food will get cold. and Anon can't eat while you're doing that, and he needs his fuel for when I ride him later.

>>30349827
Someone get this newfag that image. You know the one.

>>30349827

Thats one hell of an grimace on her face too.

A my-protein-shake-was-made-from-whale-cum level grimace.

>>30359212
her eyelids are a bit slanted inward but I think they're always like that. if you look at her eyebrows.. she doesn't look thaaat upset. More like "it sucks having to drink Diet Dr. Coconut. The other girls can have sugar, and they're not fat. But my little sister is chubby from all those cupcakes so I need to stick with Diet. This is my life."

>>30359268
>"I could splurge this one time and have a full-sugar drink, but then that sets a precedent for the next time we go to the beach. This is how you get bad eating habits, and I'm not going to risk my frame just so that I can drink something that doesn't taste like a coconut just fucked my mouth."

>>30359466
>"Actually that's a good idea... Anon! Could you come here? I need something to get this awful taste out of my mouth. You HAVE been eating that pineapple I gave you, haven't you?"

>>30359512
>Auntie Rarity will never let you casually fuck her mouth
>She will never use the taste of your crotch to overpower other unpleasant flavours
>She will never sometimes lick your balls when she wakes up, getting rid of her morning breath when she doesn't feel like brushing her teeth right away

>>30359963
"Oh great. Morning balls. Thanks Rarity"
>You go off to shower
>Sweetie's in there already
"Sweetie I gotta wash m'nutsack. You need me to close my eyes or something?"
>"No, that's fine"

>>30360077
>Aunt with an oral fixation
yes

I feel like writing later today. Anybody got some prompts they want to throw at the wall and see what sticks?

>>30360319
>>30360077
>"I really don't care if you look, Anon. You're my favorite nephew"
"Thanks, Sweetie. I just kinda need to wash up here, can't start my day feeling gross"
>"You can.. really look if you want.."
"Wait why are you sitting down? Oh, I see. Yes, it's very pretty, Sweetie"
>"It's pink"
"I see that"

>>30360471
oh look

another faggot anon

>>30360470
flexible little sister Scootaloo?
best daughter Applejack guiding Apple Bloom in how to get Pa to make her a woman? (Ya gotta really stir him up just right til he caint see straight!)
clingy and nearly mute cousin Fluttershy that's always holding you and rubbing her face on you and speaking so quietly only you can hear?
mama Twilight taking a sperm sample so she can study it under a microscope and practice for her degree?

>>30360482
I think he's just tired. First damn thing in the morning, yknow?

>"I'm a viiirgin, Anon. Wanna do something about that?"
"Can it wait til after breakfast?"
>"No! I'm in heat right now!" she jumps on you, skin all slippery, and wraps her legs around your waist. "Leave the shower running. This is how I always imagined it"
"Oh, alright. .. but it's a waste of water"

>>30360501
>Rarity walks in on you
>"Anonymous! What on Earth? But... If you're having sexual intercourse with Sweetie, then who's licking your balls?"

>>30360525
>Your female family will never legitimately be concerned that nobody is licking your balls at that exact moment
I'm going to kill myself because this isn't happening to me.

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>>30360470
Big sister Twilight getting so pissed at anons constant teasing of her nerdy hobbies that she goes full Midnight Sparkle and rapes him in the sky, knowing anon is scared of heights

>>30360470
Honor this god damn Madman.
>>30343184

>>30360561
>rapes him in the sky, knowing anon is scared of heights
Joke's on her, Anon'll piss himself in fear and then she'll be covered in urine. You can't rape when you're covered in bodily fluids.

>>30360525

>I`m a grown man now, mom. I can lick my own balls.

>>30360586
That sounds like a challenge

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>>30360586
>You can't rape when you're covered in bodily fluids
Oh really?

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>>30360561
This is a 10/10 prompt, and I'll probably end up writing it if nobody else does.

In the meantime, though, here's a bit more Aunt Coco

https://pastebin.com/K5M2RyY3

>You crawl onto the bed next to the aunt, awkwardly laying yourself down at her side
>It feels a little weird to be sleeping with a girl, even if she's your family member
>Then again, you did sleep with your mom a lot when you were little
>This really isn't that different, right?
>...right?
>Aunt Coco wraps her arms against you, squeezing you against her chest
>Your face ends up squished between her giant pillowy breasts
>"Night, Nonny. Thank you for being so nice to me."
>And under her breath, she adds
>"I love you."
"L-love you too, Auntie Coco..."
>When you reply, your voice is muffled by her chest
>Coco rolls over onto you, snuggling you like a teddy bear
>At this point, it feels like her boobs are practically trying to choke you out
"...b-but, um... could you please, um..."
>You try to shove her off, but she's already unconscious, and drooling slightly on her pillow
"That was fast..."

>Somehow, you survive the night
>When you wake up, the scent of bacon is tickling your nostrils, and you can hear it sizzling in the kitchen
>You roll out of bed and wander into the kitchen in a zombie-esque trance, drawn by the smell of breakfast
>Coco is standing over the stove, still dressed in her Vader pajamas
>She smiles at you when she sees you walk in

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>>30360826
>more Aunt Coco

>>30360668
>>30360691
>On today's episode of "accidentally discovering your rapist's fetish"...

>>30360826
Jeff is back!
I got a question;
Will Anon stay 10 or will their relationship grow throughout the years?

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>>30360893
>Depriving us of sweet /ss/
Pls no

>>30360898
hey there's still several good years of /ss/ left. it's good to move into the.. like.. can-actually-ejaculate phase at some point

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>>30360893
Not gonna spoil that just yet ;^

>>30360826
>"Morning, buddy. How'd you sleep?"
"Uh..."
>It kinda felt like two watermelons took turns trying to strangle you
"G-great!"
>"Awesome!"
>She pulls the pan off the stove, displaying six slices of perfectly-fried bacon
>"I'm so excited! I normally don't get to cook, 'cause there's never anybody else here. Hope you're ready for the best breakfast ever!"
>This time, you answer with a lot more excitement
"Yeah!"
>Coco plops down plates of scrambled eggs, toast, chopped fruit, and bacon
>Your mouth is watering just from the presentation alone, and the smell is divine
>Since you didn't really get any dinner last night, you tear into the food the way only a hungry kid can, mowing down about half of it in only a few minutes
>Coco reaches across the table to pat your head
>"Slow down, you! Is it... is it really that good?"
>You nod
"It's amazing!" you say, accidentally spraying crumbs all over the place
>Coco runs a hand through her hair, a bashful smile on her face
>"Awww, well... shoot. I'm just glad you enjoy it."
"You'd make a really great mom!"
>"..."
>Your aunt's face goes blank
>Slowly, a crimson blush rises in her cheeks
"...did I say something wrong?"
>She snaps out of it
>"N-no! Not at all! Just not s-something I hear very often! Or, um... ever... heh..."

>>30360926
As long as Coco can talk/trick a naive Anon into giving her a baby, I'm happy.

>>30360898
>Not wanting to marry Auntie Coco and giving her children.

>>30360926
>He wasn't jerking off when he was 10

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>>30360933
"Oh. Well I think people should say it more. It's true."
>Coco's blushing so hard that she can't even look at you
>"T-thank you, sweetie."
>She stares at the ground, fixing her eyes on the space between her bare feet
>"But I don't think it's ever going to happen..."
"Why not?"
>She looks up at you, that same sad smile on her face
>"Someone would need to want to marry me first."
"I'm sure somebody does."
>Coco sighs
>"Maybe, little buddy. Maybe. But I'm not counting on it."
"I am. You're a great cook, and you're the prettiest and most fun grownup I've ever been around."
>That catches her off guard
>Wordlessly, she stands up, and starts clearing the breakfast plates away
>"Thanks, sweetie."
>She keeps her eyes on the ground the entire way over to the sink, where she dumps the dishes in
>"That's... that's not something I hear very often, either. Or ever."
"Well I'll keep telling it to you then."
>Coco finally makes herself look at you, and you hold her gaze
>She looks like she's going to cry, but she's also smiling

>After breakfast, the two of you get cleaned up (Coco's house has this *super* awesome jacuzzi bath-tub!), and then hang out in the living room together for a while
>Your aunt keeps glancing over at you, giving you this weird look that you're not able to figure out
>She keeps biting her lip, and she looks a little bit sweaty
>In your lap, you fidget with your Axxon set, making him chop the couch cushions with his giant axe
>Out of nowhere, Coco's phone buzzes, startling both of you

>>30361081
>She keeps biting her lip, and she looks a little bit sweaty
The thirst is too great, she needs anons little boy cock in her.

>>30360973
twas 11 for me, and I was like 5'10" with a decent mostlymoustache at the time. Though it's possible I could have done it earlier and just never tried. Nobody told me about masturbating! Dad tried to once, just asked if i was doing it yet. Didnt know what it meant, and he was just like nevermind.

>>30361128
14 for me. I was on some bullshit medicine as a child that prematurely killed my sex drive, but I stopped taking it when I was 14.

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>>30361081
>She glances down at it, and frowns
>"Sorry, buddy. Gotta head in to work again."
"Aww. Okay."
>"And I think... I think I should probably leave you home this time."
>She glances away from you, embarrassed
>"Because Suri will probably want more pictures."
"Oh..."
>"Yeah."
>She sighs, stands up, and heads into her bedroom to start to pack her things
>You follow along, standing in the doorway to her room
>Coco opens her closet to grab the outfits she needs, and a bunch of what look like comic books spill out
>They're weird-looking comic books though; they're smaller, and there's blushing girls in frilly dresses on the front instead of superheroes
>Still, your aunt has comics!
>How does she keep getting cooler?
>You try to take a peak, but she quickly scoops the books up and hides them in her closet again
>"Already, little buddy. I'll be back tonight, okay"
>She bustles past you, heading for the front door
"Alright..."
>Just before she's about to leave, though, you call out to her
"Hey! Aunt Coco!"
>She pauses, both arms loaded with cases of outfits
"Don't let her tell you that you're ugly! If she does then tell her... tell her to..."
>You try to think of the worst thing you can imagine saying
"Tell her to shut the hell up!"
>Coco freezes for a moment, and you're worried she'll yell at you for using a swear
>Then she poses at the bottom of the stairs, accidentally dropping all her stuff in the process
>She extends a single finger into the air
>"I... I won't! I won't let her make me feel bad about myself!"

>>30361209
I can't wait for Coco to throw coffee at Suri and gets hired by Rara.

>>30361209
Anons gonna start jerking off to magazines with his aunt in them, isn't he?

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>>30361209
"Yeah!"
>You feel so happy to hear that that you can't resist running down the stairs to hug your aunt
>Coco returns the hug, nuzzling her cheek against yours
>She smells really good, like vanilla and flowers
>"See you soon, okay buddy?"
>She kisses your forehead, and once again, your body goes all fuzzy
>It seems to you like she lets the kiss last a little longer than last time, but that's probably just you imagining it

>You wave goodbye to her as she leaves, then head upstairs to try and entertain yourself
>For a while, you play with your Bionicles™, then plug your SNES into the TV in your room and cruise through a few levels of Super Metroid
>But eventually, even video games start to get a bit boring
>The house is empty, and Coco's been gone for almost five hours
>Maybe you should have brought more stuff to do...
>Bored, you head into the kitchen and grab yourself some leftover breakfast for a snack
>While you're in there, though, you remember the comics in Coco's room
>Reading a good comic series can make an entire day pass in no time at all
>She wouldn't mind if you read some of them, right?
>Yeah, of course she wouldn't; she's the coolest aunt ever!
>After finishing your snack, you run back to Coco's room to check out some of her comics

Alright, pausing there for now. Will have more story coming out soon.

>>30361081
>After breakfast, the two of you get cleaned up (Coco's house has this *super* awesome jacuzzi bath-tub
hold on hold on, you can't just gloss over potential cobathing

>>30361347
That comes later.

>>30361169
fuck dude that's rough. i got on bullshit medication that made me prematurely old and impotent at 27
medication is fucking bullshit
it's finally wearing off about 5 years later though. feels good to get woken up by morning wood again

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>>30361313
>Pausing there
You better be back soon

>>30361347
>>After breakfast, the two of you get cleaned up (Coco's house has this *super* awesome jacuzzi bath-tub
Is that code for Coco blowing Anon in a bathtub?

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>>30361355
Fuck. Fuck, man, you mean those serotonin things? I feel your pain, you poor bastard. I was one of the lucky ones who got away and all the side effects wore off after like 6 months. This is why I'm seeing a psych, Anon, I want to learn to cope without pumping my body full of barely-tested chemicals. And I'm done blogposting.

Which mom is most willing to teach Anon how to masturbate? Not Twi-mom, because she's too obvious. Let's get some rare pervert moms in here.

>>30361586
Ponk.
>"Ok Nonny, I'm going to teach you to use your party cannon right."

>>30361586
Yeah, Pinkie Pie seems like she'd be the most willing to help anon "deal with his urges"

>>30361612
>>30361625
>Aunt Maud meets you for the first time when you're a teen
>Stares at you wordlessly for a solid 45 seconds
>Without a word, she lifts up her frock and exposes herself to you

>>30361930
>"Meet me in the rock fields in 5 minutes."

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>>30361930
>>30361960
Leave it to aunty Maud to get you rock hard

>>30361347
The co-bathing hasn't happened yet, Anon. This is just a Chekov's Gun.

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Prompt based on the new episode

>EqG
>Anon's father was Pear Butter's older brother, making him cousins to the Apple Siblings
>of course they don't know this because nobody told them anything
>The Pears move back to the city, and Anon starts going to Canterlot High
>Anon hits it off with Applejack and they start dating, both completely ignorant that they're related.
>They hide their relationship with each other due to the feud between the Apples and the Pears, so it's not like Granpear or Granny Smith can tell them the truth
>Mrs. Cake takes Applejack aside and reveals the truth when she sees her on a secret date with Anon
>Applejack's face when

>>30362135
>"Even better Sugarcube."

>>30362135
Fuck this is too soon. I didn't even know the episode had aired yet. It's a fucking Wednesday, curse this airing discrepancy.

>>30362135
>Prompt is taken in a serious light
>Applejack must now do some actual thinking on how much she cares for Anon and how badly she wants their relationship to work
This way her decision and relationship with Anon has more weight to it than "whoo fucking my cousin is hot". Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>30362194
You want the link?

>>30361252
I assumed hentai

>>30362379
I'd love a link, senpai.

>>30362480
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rXKcFn0YwE

Be ready for a feel trip.

>>30361586
oh, no, not SSRIs, though I've heard the same about those. I'm actually on a.. a different kind of serotonin thing now that doesn't have that effect
naw this was heartburn shit. Turns out that shit turns off more than your acid glands. they give it to men with prostate problems because impotence is better than dying
Twilight is obvious for a reason, but.. Dash would definitely encourage her son to try jerkin' it from a young age.. the sooner he can master it the better! in reality though she has no idea how it's done properly.
Flutters would just blush really hard and start jerking off one of her animals, to show Anon what to do.. but be too shy to say a word to give it context.
AJ would give Anon the talk, sayin if his hormones ever get him too worked up with a filly an' he's about to make AJ a grandma ahead of schedjul, he needs t'just rub out those urges. Better to ruin a girl's dress than her future.

>>30362498
I am most confused.. what even is the airing schedule right now

>>30362498
did Discordant Harmony air too?

>>30362524
Yes

>>30362524
oh i see it on this same channel. well shit.

>>30362505
>Flutters would just blush really hard and start jerking off one of her animals, to show Anon what to do.. but be too shy to say a word to give it context.

>Be Anon
>Walk into living room
>See mom sitting on couch, jacking off that rabbit of her's
>Mom stares you in the eye and doesn't say a word
>You have never felt more confused or uncomfortable in your entire life

>>30360561
Sky rape. That's a new one for my bucket list

>>30362007
Fuck you Carlos

>>30362863
that's a pretty weak pun

>Yandere sister Twilight doesn't have any friends except for her big brother Anon
>This continues during her studies despite Celestia's efforts
>One day Twilight comes home to find Anon doing bullshit with his friends.
>heartattack.jpg when she sees there's a girl there too
>It's his friend's girlfriend, but that's not important
>Twilight realizes that Anon is the only person she has in the world
>Twilight realizes that she cannot afford to lose her brother
>Twilight decides that she has to ensure that he'll stay with her forever, no matter what
>The only plan Twilight's panicked mind can think of is to rape Anon in his sleep and carry his child
>"Th-that way, he's NEVER EVER leave me! N-Never ever!"

>Porn dialogue incest
>Anon fucking Pinkie Pie over the arm of the couch
>Pinkie demanding if the "whores" at Anon's high school know that he's fucking his own mother, and if they know that he knocked her up himself

>>30362926
>it's his friend's girlfriend
this is what makes this okay
also anon secretly always wanted twilight

Would you impregnate momma Ponk and raise your own family with her?