RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

At least this one has a relevant and non-shit OP pic
I'll go with this one

>>30315668
And this one made by writefriend

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>tfw Luna shamelessly RPs her NMM persona in the bedroom

>>30315735
BREED USSSS.

>>30315644
She would totally want more than one guy in bed.

>>30315735
If she also uses the worst singer possible (just like the animation), then that's a reason for divorce enough.

>>30315823
There's apparently a version done with a better singer.

>>30315735
>Breaks character whenever she feels like she getting too rough.
>Which is all the time, even if you insist she's not being rough at all.

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>>30315835
Nigga I hope I understood you wrong, because I am about to go nuclear.

https://youtu.be/kPjVCIX5Fvs - the original. As good as you can get with male vocals. Really well ballanced and built up.

https://youtu.be/4vBJAgbiBTY - Kristen version. Extended lyrics, female vocals. Still doesn't sound like Luna, so I personally prefer the original, but there is hardly anything wrong with that. Her tone builds up with the song, and she carries right amount of emotions in the right spots.

https://youtu.be/g2PCNKlddJY - shistain version. Same lyrics as the previous ones, but to go with the SO AMAZING ANIMATION (that has Starswil even though he was long gone by the NMM and some OC tier Luna appearences) they had to choose the more famous singer. Who botched the song so hard it's beyond belief. "If I keep yelling really hard, maybe they won't notice that I can't sing"

Did you just claim that the last version is a "better singer"?

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>>30315865
Scarousal.

>>30315644
See, when a writefag makes the thread, things work properly.

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>>30315746

>>30315881
I was talking about the Kristen version. A lot of people only know the last one exists.

>>30315898
It sure does. Now hopefully the other one will sage.

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>socially retarded Glimmer in RGRE
What do you think she did about the fact that her village had such disparity of stallions? A normal leader of brainwashing cult would just cause them to be split into herds, but since she never had the birds and bees talk, she probably just went along like nothing was wrong, causing silly amount of sexual tension.

>>30315926
I bet she wanted to keep the few stallions that were there for herself without fully understanding why. After all she's the exception to her equality mumbo jumbo.

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>>30315916
Thank you Anon, your good taste has quenched my raging autism.

>>30315926
I don't think Glimglam would be THAT retarded. She probably knows that sex = babies, but she just didn't get the aspects of sex beyond that.
But you're right, Our Town probably had some serious sexual tension because Glimmer didn't account for sex being used beyond procreation.

>>30315644
I was just scrolling by when I saw Nightmare Moon

Is there any Nightmare Moon

>>30316045
I think there was one awhile back but I'm not sure.

>>30316144
All I've ever seen is a one post short by NoF where a preggers Nightmare contently contemplates her new domestic life.

>>30316045
She's not very popular.

>>30316144
>>30316185
Oh. I'll be on my way, then.

>>30315644
Please include the second pastebin archive link as well, next time.

https://pastebin.com/cNVqJ2WA

>>30316225
You might as well call making the thread yourself, no one else is going to remember.
>>30316222
Sorry we couldn't help you, good luck elsewhere.

>someone faggot post virus inside google doc

>>30316225
Remind everyone about your post when this thread is nearing bump limit.

>>30316261
really makes ya think

>>30316170
I remember one where Luna was unaware she was pregnant before becoming NMM. NMM carries the foal to term while banished.

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30315601/#30316271

How was it worse, you idiot?

Anyway btfo.

>>30316261
seriously?

>>30316299
Where is this? I want my dose of heartbreak.

>This thread are getting autistic more than ever
>Faggot keep following writer with tripcode
I... I have to get out of here. Maybe i should stick with Casual/Public Sex thread

>>30316329
What are you talking about?

>>30316329
Maybe you should, my ESL friend. What's even triggering you in here this time?

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>>30316325
>I want my dose of heartbreak
I don't know how it'll be for you but this destroys me every time.

>>30316325
Oy! Look over here. >>30316363
It is not what I read but that's probably the prompt for it. It was a KICK in the feels. I truly wish my powers of Google-Fu could find the green for ya.

>>30316363
Here's a dedicated (you) for the share Anon. Thank you. I'm fighting back tears just thinking about the story that prompt generated.

>>30316363
>Luna would have re-asserted herself over the madness of Nightmare Moon hundreds and hundreds of years earlier if she had a companion - more importantly, her daughter - with her on the moon
>Losing her daughter (in her mind, as a direct result of Celestia's banishment and refusing to send more air) kept her resentment and anger fresh for the entire 1000-year banishment
>Years later, after Luna returns to Equestria, she meets and eventually courts Anon, the resident aplelien.
>When she eventually falls pregnant with his child, her immediate reaction is happiness and joy
>The second reaction (the one that takes place about a split-second after the happiness) is a desperate fear that Celestia will take her child away from her again
>Maybe even Anon, too
>Luna decides to mare up and protect her mate and her foal at all costs
>Celestia is baffled at why Luna suddenly became borderline hostile for no good reason, nor why she won't let Celestia near her brother-in-law.

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>>30316453
Oh my, I would read this.

>>30316453
I could see it, would love to see the reaction she has for her actions.

>This thread
I hate Gary stu.

>>30316507
well RGRE fags are insecure and need their self-insert green man or else they're being "cucked" apparently.

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>>30316507
>>30316516
ok

>>30316525
You know it's true.

These threads absolutely reek of /r9k/-tier faggotry.

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>>30316543
thats nice dear

>>30316507
I feel as if you're reacting to posts I'm not seeing here. Unless you're talking about the general in general. In that case not all the stories in the writing list are Gary Stu.

>>30316453
>Time seems to slow down as your sister approaches you.
>Anon, busy performing his husbandly duties (read: scritching behind your ears, just like you like) raises a painfully-slow hand in greeting to Celestia.
>Your stomach muscles tighten, and you can almost imagine that you can feel that tiny little foal in your tummy pressing against your sensitive flesh.
>No.
>Not again.
>Where does it end?
>Just with your foal, or will your sister take fair Anonymous away as well?
>Has she come to see you this morning for the sole purpose of damning you to be alone again?
>...
>No.
>You charge up your magic and cast a powerful teleportation spell that bypasses the wards that would normally make such an action impossible.
>You and Anon disappear in a blinding flash of light and reappear in your bedroom.
>Before you even realize what you're doing, you've already cast 3 different lockdown spells on the walls and door of your room.
>You're a mare, dammit!
>If you can't protect your hoo-man stallion and your own foal, then what good are you?!
>"Luna?"
>As soon as your magical protections are in place, you turn around and tackle Anon to the bed.
>"L-Luna?!"
>Delicately, mind you.
>Careful not to put too much of your weight on him, you wrap your limbs around your husband and aggressively nuzzle his face and chest, making sure to get your marely stank all over him.
>He may act tough, but you think you know stallions well enough to know that Anon is still a delicate flower, and you're determined to protect him and your foal.

>>30316562
why are people so fucking stupid?

>Responding to bait
You're better than this.

>Colt goes to horse-4chan
>Tries to shitpost
>Stallions are too petty to do anything more than run their mouths and yell insults indiscriminately
>laughingmare.png
This is why there's no colts on the horse-internet.

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>>30316568
That's kinda sad, she basically has ptsd.

>>30316568
>scritching
>scratching
>your sister take fair
>takes
You dipshit. Kill yourself.

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>>30316604
>IDW version of a perfectly good cap
With all my why

>>30316605
>or will your sister take fair Anonymous away
Luna calls him "fair Anonymous", and she's worried that her sister will take him away. I don't understand what the issue is.

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>>30316617
Why not? I have both.

>>30316605
>>scritching
>>scratching
Also
>not knowing the difference between scritching and scratching
It's like you've never owned a pet before.

>>30316620
>>30316627
Where do you idiots keep coming from?

>>30316605
Is this some strange new kind of bait? Being wrong about everything? Is that what the young people are doing these days?

>>30316453
Oh, yes. This sounds like it would make an excellent follow up story and mend the kick to the feels the prior story gave me. I would definitely read this.

>30316507
>30316516
>30316543

>>30316525
>>30316549
>>30316562
They're just butt-hurt that their fake thread got pruned/deleted.

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>>30316658
Shh baby, don't reply.

>>30316573
>>30316605
Honestly! I mean, I ask you! These authors are crazy!

>>30316604
If I was banished to the moon alone for 1000 years, even without my kid dying there infront of me, I think I would be good and fucked up, probably to the point of suicide. Even an alicorn like Luna can only handle so much shit.

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While we're on the subject of Luna

>the stars will aid in her escape

What did they mean by this?

>>30316516
You know a thread is going south when you can't even talk about threesomes or a mare having two dudes without triggering some autist and make him screech "kykshit!"

this is the 3rd time i see this thread in the last week

dont you ever get bored?

>>30316568
That was good. I can see Luna acting that way. Not being hostile but she's not going to take any chances either. I agree with >>30316604. She probably as PTSD from the whole experience.

>>30316671
Aww, come on. You're just asking for some reee(s) aren'tcha. Personally, I think it's a cute pic.

>>30316715
No kidding. On a related note; there's a green in /moon/ I've been keeping an eye out for. Basically, Luna/NMM wasn't alone the WHOLE time. Anon shows up periodically. I don't want to get to specific in case some Anons don't want spoilers. I hope the writefriend finishes it.

>>30316736
Lurk more.

>>30316736
The thread is older than three threads, if this is the first few times you've seen it, then you need to spend some more time on the boards.

>Comment section logic in a nutshell.

>>30316736
Welcome, newfag, to 4chan.

>>30316734
Just write green for that shit already and stop whining like a jilted fag with an obvious crab mentality.

>>30316764
i don't like it, i mean i like it but i just don't like "weird logic"

>>30316732
The Great Ones are sympathetic in spirit, and often answer when called upon.

>>30316796
Contribute or kill yourself anon

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what if these three never came across featherbangs and latched onto anon instead

>>30316797
Non-sequitur. Learn what a general is.

>>30316829
Too much, Anon. Not cool.

>>30316829
Fucking love it.

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>>30316829
Here, Take my one kek

>>30316819
Gladly, but not any of MMFags shitty shit prompts. He/(You)(?) can do that if it needs to exist so badly.

>>30316620
>>30316627
Woa, this is grade 3 for stupid?

>>30316850
Then get the fuck outta here or kill yourself. because we don't need some retard talk some bait.

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>>30316828
TRAP! TRAP! GELDINGS! GELDING! TRAPPY TRAP!

>>30316829
not rgre enough faggot. try again.

>>30316819
>"AH~ HA~! S-SPIKEY WIKEY, DARLING, UNNNGHA~ T-THIIIS IS HOW A LADY LIKES TO BE MMMMFUCKED."
>"Y-YOUUUU COULD NE-HEEVER UNF, HAA~ H-HOPE TO S-S-SATISFY ME WITH THAT PITIFUL EXC-UUUS-, OH MY, F-FOR A PENIS."

>>30316850
Are you going to be a cool guy? Or are you going to throw a fit and try to start shit when someone wants to talk about stuff like that in the same way some Anons are currently talking about Luna?

>>30316879
Niiiice. More spike when?

>>30316879
we need more spike guy. we never have spike x rarity RG**

>>30316868
I mean lord knows I'd smash.

>>30316868
Yes, I know you're a shitposer, Anon. No, I didn't spell that wrong.
I see you post the same thing all the time in other threads so here's your daily (You).

>It's Cadances birthday soon
>Shining Armour wants to get her something special
>Knows she's always fantasized about a threesome
>Knows she has a thing for exotic stallions
>Doesn't actually mind that much, you don't spend time in the guard without being a little bit into other stallions
>Asks his good friend Anon because he knows he's degenerate enough to say yes but a good enough guy to not try anything he shouldn't with Cadance
>Just has to go buy some nice Crystal Liquor and the threesome is a done deal!
>Shining is the best husband

Don't reply or I'll find where you live and cut your fucking fingers off with a pair of snips.

>Be zeeb
>make the journey to the land of promise known as Equestria with family as a young colt
>grow up largely removed from typical zebra culture as a result, more of a pony than anything
>never really think of yourself as any different than ponies around you
>still a bit proud of your heritage told to you through stories from your mom
>treated pretty gud by progressive pony city folk, although sometimes a bit patronizing
>go into music while holding down pharmacy job your parents got you through familial connections
>grow into an adult, grow tired of big city life
>decide to move to the sticks, known colloquially as Ponyville
>you hear that it's nice and peaceful, with less crime and greedy ponies
>Try to get a job at the hospital but they aren't hiring
>Nopony is
>Except for some shitty greasy burger joint called The Hayburger
>at least it pays the bills so you can afford a cottage on the outskirts of town
>the following is the day to day life of a zeeb fast food worker in a town that has only ever encountered one zebra before, and a female one at that.
>What could possibly go wrong?

Cultural Enrichment Intro End.

>>30316932
Cultural Enrichment, Chapter 1

>Day zebra in Ponyville
>You'd been working at your job as the cashier at The Hayburger for a few days now
>the job is pretty easy, and your manager is chill and actually helpful when training you
>plus you get free food, a plus since you blew all your savings on the move
>Really the worst part of the job was the townsfolk unending fascination with seeing a zebra regularly for the first time
>At least three ponies a day ask you if your stripes are real, and at least a dozen seem to be weirded out by the fact that you do not speak in rhyme
>curiously enough nopony asks about your dreadlocked mane, something that happened all the time in Manehattan
>The foals love to play with it though, and you let them while their parents order happy meals with overpriced toys inside
>You learn to acclimate yourself to the odd looks and questions, smiling politely and kindly explaining that you come from Manehatten, no you are not friends with Zecora (although you do know of her), you do not know any "jungle" remedies for an aching tooth (lie), and you don't like to rhyme because it is mentally exhausting (true).
>You manage to avoid getting angry and satisfying most customer's curiosity until a certain unexpected customer comes in, somepony you thought would never eat at such a lowly joint as this

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>>30316363
>In a reversal of how things usually go, Luna is summoned to a normal gender role fantasy world of humans shortly after her banishment by none other than Anon.
>The startled alicorn is showered in affection and attention just for being female and exotic. And its not just her summoner who is so nice to her.
>After realizing that her new situation is no trick, the anguished alicorn joyfully jumps into a life of adventure with new friends in a world that is infinitely more fair to her.
>Nearly 1000 years later on the Summer Sun Celebration, Celestia's plans derail like a runaway train when Nightmare dosn't show.
>The girls still end up together somehow, but now their mission has changed.
>Find the missing second Princess.
>But a question they never considered is "Does she want to be found?"

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>>30316930

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>>30316932
>Cultural Enrichment
Should go and plow Zecora, she's not half bad.

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>>30316939
"Oh wow! Hi Zecora! I didn't know you wor..."
>The purple pony Princess stops mid-sentence, her royal hindquarters not even fully through the door yet before she's mistakenly greeting somepony that is not you
>"O-oh...oh. OH! You're not Zecora! You're...another zebra? A m-male?"
>Twilight Motherfucking Sparkle, the second newest addition to the alicorn ruling class in Equestria, is in YOUR shitty little minimum wage restaurant
>And she's going to be one of THOSE ponies
>Great
>The Princess rushes up to the counter, her large wings outstretched and fluttering in excitement, bottom lip biting back a squee
>Well, she's friends with Zecora, so she'll surely treat you semi-normally
>"Sorry! I didn't mean to mistake you for somepony else. It's just, well you know. Zebras sort of all look the same, heh...?"
>Even though it's literally true it still stings a bit
"It's fine, Princess Twilight. May I take your order?"
>"Oh Sun in the sky, I've read SO much about zebra culture, it's fascinating to see a live male in person! And you're not rhyming! That's so crazy! Although it's weird, I thought you'd be working at the hospital...do you live in the jungle? You don't have an accent either like you should. I...I should be taking notes!"
>The Princess magicks up a quill and notepad and begins to scribble, apparently having completely forgotten why she was even here in the first place
>you quietly peek past her to the line of ponies forming behind her, all seeming quite hungry and not at all happy about what seemed to be the latest in a long line of inconvenient Princess Spergouts.
>Your manager slips up besides you and opens the second register
>that'll help alleviate the rush some, but you'll have to think fast, since you two are the only workers there and he has to work the grill to push out orders
>You look at the Princess and clear your throat

>>30316928
I wonder how Crystal liquor would taste like?

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>>30316948
Can confirm.

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>>30316950
"Ahem. Miss Sparkle. Would you like to order some food today, or do you need time to look at the menu?"
>You lean forward, putting on an expectant smile, a classic technique for undecided customers
>The Princess seems to snap out of it a bit, although stars still seem to dance in her eyes
"Wow, you're so eloquent too! Are you half pony? I mean, um. Yes I'll order. I'm starving!"
>Finally. You place a hoof on one of the several large mechanical buttons on the register, ready punch in her order
>"Let's see...I'll have the Triple Cheese Hayburger with no cheese, a Flowerburger with no lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, salt or pepper, and three medium Hayfries, extra salt. Last time I was here there was BARELY any salt on my fries but since you're here now maybe you can get it right! Ooooh, I'm so thrilled! I'll be eating food made by a zebra! I wonder if I'll catch any diseases your people have statistically been shown to propagate!"
>You stare at the Princess for a half second longer than you usually would while she grins in your face, and proceed to ring her up, saying nothing. One regular Hayburger and a Flowerburger only onions. You peek over at the abundance of already salted fries and sigh as you go to dump them and make some more. She trots over to her seat and watches you the entire time as you take more orders and put together hers, taking notes.
>For some reason you were suddenly very tense

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>>30316961
>You place her assorted burgers and horseshoe shaped fries on the tray and call it out
>Of course she's already in your face again by the time the plastic hits the countertop.
>"Wow, that was fast! I knew you zebras were fast but this is ridiculous, haha..."
>Her laughter dies down some as she sees you aren't laughing with her.
>She coughs and ducks her head some, using her magic to lift the tray.
"Enjoy your meal, Princess."
>"I will. Thank you sir...zebra...s-sir!"
>She flat-out flees to her seat and begins to stuff her face with food, seemingly uncomfortable about something
>Maybe she finally realized her tone was a bit too on the nose
>The tension drains from your body, and you proceed to take the next order, your body resuming it's default operations taking care of work-related tasks while your mind drifts
>Once the customers are mostly taken care of your boss tells you to go tidy up the lobby, and you grab a rag in your teeth and head onto the hardwood floor.
>"Psst!"
>You look up, and to your surprise the Princess was still there
>All of her food was gone, she'd even already returned the tray
>it seemed like she had been waiting for you all this time
>With a small sigh you reroute yourself from heading towards a table that was practically begging for a wipe down to go and see what she wanted
"Yes ma'am? Can I help you?"
>The mare inhales, and places her hooves together bashfully atop the table, looking a bit sullen
>"Yes I just...I just wanted to apologize for some of the things I said. I realize not all of it was...culturally sensitive?"
>Oh fuck, she does actually contain an ounce of self-awareness. You begin to relax some and even crack a genuine(!) smile.
"It is fine, Princess. I'm used to that sort of thing, really. You're okay."

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>>30316970
>A look of relief washes over her face, and her wings ruffle slightly.
>Wow, she must have really been beat up about it
>Really, it wasn't THAT bad...
>"Whew, I'm so relieved! I didn't want you to think I was Specist or anything. I love zebras! I have at least a dozen books on them! I try to be sensitive, unlike SOME ponies here in Ponyville. I promise you we're not all small-minded! I voted for Mare, not that despicable Rimpf..."
>Oh fuck, she's overcompensating. You grin widely and simply nod your head, trying to placate her.
>"...and and I think it's HORRIBLE how police treat zebras in Manehattan! I am VERY 'down' with Zebra Lives Matter, y-yo!"
>Oh for feather's sake. She had to bring up ZLM.
>See, your family wasn't the only one's who immigrated to Manehattan
>A lot of other zebra families did as well, adding a significant zebra population to the city
>Most zebras attempted to acclimate to the culture and fit in
>But some some horsed out and acted like hooligans, undoing all of the hard work the old elders had done in getting people to meld with zebra culture
>They stole, assaulted ponies, and sold Joke in Manehattans seedier sections
>They used their natural affinity for rhyming to make songs about how the cops were the enemy and selling Joke and being a gangsta were cool
>Worse yet, some decided to form an idiot group to blame everypony else besides themselves for their problems
>It had been hell on earth having to attempt to distance yourself from those lunatics, and was actually a big part of the reason for your move
>Being spoken for by those assholes was the worst, since most ordinary ponies thought all zebras agreed with them
>You had hoped to find peace far away from the turmoil, but it seemed like that wouldn't be the case

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>>30316981
>Unaware of how artificial your now half grin/half grimace was, the babbling alicorn continued
>"I've been waiting for the Friendship Map to send me out to Manehattan again so I can finally do something about what's going on over there. Honestly I'd prefer it if Royal Guards were the primary police force instead of the MPD..."
"Princess..."
>"And did you know over 5 unarmed zebras are smacked by boopsticks a day by hateful police officers? Even though the zebras didn't do anything! It's not their fault! Manehattans corrupt mayor must be oppressing your people! I get so offended each time I read about a zebra being arrested..."
"Princess."
>"...so much so that I've thought about starting a ZLM group here in Ponyville to raise awareness of the plight of your poor peo--"
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP. PLEASE."
>She gasps and leans back some, eyes as wide as the triple hayburger she had just demolished earlier
>You open your mouth and inhale
>You want to say that you don't agree with ZLM
>You want to say most problem's zebras face come from the rise of a rebellious, ignorant culture where violence and stupidity is celebrated, not from hardworking cops
>You want to say that you don't give a fuck about Mare or Rich, the plight of zebra's, oppression, or fucking statistics.
>You just want to work, get paid, go home, clop yourself into a stupor while thinking about how even though you're an okay looking zebra you haven't pulled any prime pony pussy yet, striped or otherwise
>But
>You also want to keep your job
"C-can....can I have your autograph?"

> As a side effect of however Anon came to Equestria, he has spontaneous transitional dislocation disorder
> Whenever he crosses or opens a threshold, there is a chance it will open upon an entirely different threshold
> He opens the fridge, and on the other side is Celestia's sauna
> He turns the key in his front door's lock, and Rarity clenches around the strange object stimulating her rear entrance
> At first he was very apologetic, but now he just says sorry, and moves on
> The mares don't complain about having a hot stallion occasionally appear
> A poor deluded few believe he is a sex faerie that will reward them if they can capture him
> Pinkie Pie and Discord are the only ones who can reliably find him

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>>30316990
>"Sure thing! Wow, you scared me there for a moment..."
>The mare takes her empty burger box and signs it eloquently with the same quill she had been using to take notes earlier.
>Then her ass literally begins to glow and vibrate, something that doesn't seem to cause her as much alarm as you think it should
>"Ooh, a friendship problem! Here's your autograph, Mr...?"
>You pic up the little grease-stained box. It has Twilight's name written out alongside a picture of herself winking at you
"...Ezekiel."
>"Ezekiel! That's so ethnic-sounding, how wonderful! Well, I've gotta go take care of this! See you next time my tummy gets the rumblies! I can't wait to tell my friends about you!"
>With that the alicorn dashes through the double doors leading outside, taking off into the evening sky
>Of course, she left the fucking tray on the table
>You dump it in the trash and return to the counter, once more drifting into a musical fantasyworld.
>Unfortunately now all you can think about is zebras yelling about money for programs and latte sipping hipsters cheering them on
>Unable to escape to blissful worker drone mode, you pick a piping hot batch of fries out of the greaser, dump them into the holding pan and salt them before returning to the register where a dreadlocked mare is waiting.
>Wait.
>Dreadlocks?
"How can I help you?"
>"Far out, a zebra! I'm like...such a huge fan of your culture, fellow equine. Zebra Lives DEFINITELY Matter. I'll take five orders of hayfries, no salt please. Bad for my aortic karma, you know?"
>Fuck.

Cultural Enrichment Chap. 1 End.

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>>30317007
Cultural Enrichment Vol. 2

>Day Salt the Fries in Ponyville
>You quickly learned that the weekends would be the only time you could actually have fun in your day to day life
>Working the front counter at the Hayburger pretty much absorbed all of your time during the week
>The manager really liked that you actually showed up to work and did shit, so you got a metric fuckton of hours
>Of course, this meant more customer shenanigans than you were personally down with
>Oh well. A job's a job
>And by this point most ponies had stopped asking about your hair
>The ringing bell timer chiming atop the grease fryer woke you from your drone-like reverie
>Back to the grind
>As you dump the hot horseshoe-fries into the pan, the front door opens, and a suspicious-looking character trots in
>No you weren't stereotyping, she literally looked like some sort of spook
>White unicorn, completely cloaked in fabric that looked more expensive than your last 10 paychecks combined
>Red rimmed shades almost too big for her face
>Maybe that was the point.
>Her only identifying factor was a luxurious lock of spiral-shaped mane blanketing the side of her face
>Well, not really a means of identification seeing as you had never seen her in your fucking life
>Your heart began to sink as she...sashayed to the counter, frown on her face
>She seemed like the type of bitch to ask for Fresh Fries Please. The type to stand in front of you after getting her food and check the entire sandwich for molecular inconsistencies. The "Can I get a large cup of Ice please" type.
>You stuff your rising stress inside of you as usual, putting on your best grin and looking her right in her eyes. Maybe? You couldn't really tell where her eyes were behind the icy blackness of her eyewear
"Hello, welcome to The Hayburger, home of the Hayburger. Can I take your order?"

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>>30317014
>"Ah. You don't rhyme. How curious."
>Of course.
>"Hmm. A male zebra. So Twilight was telling the truth...You seem like quite the...specimen...up c-close..."
>Is her face turning red, or is it just the shades?
>"So, did you come from the jungle, dear? You must be terribly ferocious to live in such a dreadful place, hmm?"
"I'm sorry ma'am, but are you going to order something?"
>"I don't think what I want is up THERE, darling. You big majestic BEAST~"
>You clench up, hard.
>Oh fuck. This is new.
>She looks around to make sure your manager isn't watching. She waits until he goes to the back to check the trash before leaning over the register and whispering to you
>"Listen closely, you beautiful striped stud. I came to this dreadfully low-class place for one thing, and it's not food. Not in the slightest. When your break comes up you're going to drag your big black and white flanks to the restroom and we will--ahem. RendezVOUS. Do you understand, or shall I spell it out for you? I know you zebras aren't very smart. Hung, but not smart."
>Dear titty-licking Tirek in Tartarus. She's worse than an inadvertant specist.
>She's a...
>a...
>STRIPED magazine subscriber
>You stay cool, trying to remember the steps you were taught to deal with difficult customers
"Ma'am if I flirt with you I will lose my job. Now please order something or I will be forced to call my manager."
>You can physically FEEL her roll her eyes behind her shades
>She tilts her head to the side and pouts, then puts on a grin
>"Please do. Call him over...I'll tell him how you sexually harassed me, an innocent little white pony mare. You couldn't help yourself, seeing such a pure filly, and tried to defile her with your junglehorse ways. You'll be sitting in a dungeon so fast you won't even have time to say I. Dindu. Nuffin."

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>>30317021
>She's got you by the balls and you know it
>Her story wouldn't be too far fetched at all, seeing as how your wonderful brethren were doing exactly as she said up in Manehattan.
>The actions of your kin made her abject lie the closest thing you could get to truth without actually stating facts
>You were the only male zebra in a backwoods town that had no friends or even an acquaintances besides your boss.
>There was no room for error.
>Just as you were about respond in the affirmative you manager places his hoof on your shoulder, causing you to almost jump out of your stripes
>"Hey, it's pretty slow today. You can take your break early. Go ahead and punch it. I'll take care of the guest."
>Now, you weren't the type to even send a dirty look the way of your boss, but you had never wanted to say no more in your entire life than you had right now
"Sure thing. I'll clock out right away."
>You step away from the register and your manager greets the sultry unicorn politely. As you round the counter to head towards the bathroom you hear her speak.
>"One large glass of ice please. That will be all."
>You hated being right so fucking much.
>As you approach the bathroom door time seems to slow, and you carefully consider your options in lieu of what is about to happen
>This bitch thinks you're some sort of jungle warrior with a BZC ready to rut her into oblivion
>The truth is you're a wannabe beat producer from one of the most peaceful neighborhoods in Manehattan
>You could tell your manager, call the royal guards. They'd probably believe you.
>You were very eloquent, for a zebra.
>This wouldn't have to go down at all.
>But.
>Sun-dammit it's a grown mare thirsty for your dick who's not scared off by how you look.
>Even if she wants it for all the wrong reasons...pussy is pussy
>You open the bathroom door and trot inside, heading to the last stall.
>It's slightly bigger.
And it's the only one that locks.
>You sit on the toilet and wait
>Time to be a real zebra.

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>>30317029
>You listen intently as the door to the bathroom opens, the sound of ice cubes and plastic hitting the trash echoing off the tile walls
>You spy four impeccably white hooves trot across the floor beneath the stall separator
>You notice she purposefully avoids stepping on any cracks
>Then the stall door opens and she's there before you, closing it with her surprisingly prehensile tail behind her
>She doesn't waste any time in stripping down to her natural state, and you actually have to squint as you take in her almost glaring WHITENESS
>How in the hell is this even happening.
>It's like a situation in some cliche STRIPED zebrabait story
>Except it's real
>And the damsel in distress in question is you, not her
>She actually seems to be doing just fine as she uses her magic to part your legs and slip between them, sinking low and facing your junk
>"Oh MY~ I can see the stories are true...you big dumb animals DO have sizeable packages. Twilight and her silly stats were oh so deliciously wrong!"
>The very act of her panting onto your dick causes it to grow painfully erect with a few quick throbs. You grimace and glance down at it.
>It's not really all that big
>But then again you don't go around looking at stallion junk so perhaps it is
>You open your mouth to speak but she reaches up immediately with a hoof and shuts it, gently fondling your sac with the other
>"Sh-sh-sh-shh. Unless you're going to call me a filthy race-mixing whorse I don't want you saying ANYTHING. You'll ruin it."
"W...what?"
>She sighs, and presses your balls against the front of the toilet underneath her hoof. Hard.
>"Aaaand you ruined it. I said...
>She begins to push
>"Call...
>Me...
>A
>Filthy--
"F-fffuck fuck fuck! Fuck you you fucking zebra-chasing slut!"
>She immediately loosens the pressure, her eyes going wide
>"Yes, that's it! T-tell me how I'm a traitor to the unicorn race...how I'm a disgusting junglebunny--MMMFFHM?"

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>>30317033
>Enough.
>You had to do something to shut her up or else somepony would no doubt notice the commotion
>So you muffled her with the closest available object at hoof
>You throbbing zebra cock
>Inches of dick slides into her perfect little pony lips, the overly-excited mare now unable to say pretty much anything at all
>Not coherently anyway
>She does choke and gurgle though, and for a moment it almost seems like this wasn't what she wanted, her body squirming and thrashing some between your knees
>But just as you're about to let her go, fearful that her dumb ass might actually choke to death on your shaft, she places her hooves onto yours and...
>No way
>She FORCEFULLY pushes herself forward until those prissy white lips touch the fur on your stomach, her neck fully distended from all the cock inside it
>Celestia's flanks...this bitch is crazy!
>You try to pull her off, but she holds herself down with her chin digging into your nuts, adamantly shaking her head
>With a fully dickstuffed esophagus, she looks at you, then looks down, pointing to your nuts, and then her throat
>You got the message
>She wasn't going to let go until she passed out or you came
>No turning back now
>With her previous threat still singed into your brain, you adjusted your grip so that both of your hooves held her skull
>With a pleased smile(you think it was a smile, hard to tell with her lips chugging the base of your dick) the bitch still has enough class to adjust her mane and close her eyes with a small flourish
>Fuck that
>You were going to destroy this stripe-hunting skank

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>>30317040
>Without any further BS, you push her back a bit, freeing up a few inches of shaft from her ravenous mouth
>Then you yank her head forward as fast as you can, hopefully hard enough to give the bitch whiplash
>A muffled *Eeep* is stuffed right back down her throat by your plummeting cock, her nose becoming swiftly reacquainted with your crotch
>You begin to pull her back and forth, using her head like a masturbation tool as she slobbers and chokes over it
>Even though you were skullfucking her, why did it feel like you weren't the one in control?
>Somehow it felt as if this is exactly where she wanted to be
>A sneaky little moan confirmed your suspicions, her once-perfect face now sporting a blush underneath matted sweat from the inside of your thighs and stray black hairs
>Even with her mane completely destroyed and inky mascara running down her cheeks she still looks as if she's enjoying this more than you
>Not to say you weren't fully appreciative of having an actual real mare's throat spitwashing your junk
>But were you really okay with it happening in a bathroom stall in a fast food restaurant with a mare who's name you didn't even know?
>Your dick decides to cut through the moral and introspective floundering of your brain by promptly unleashing a geyser of cum down her foodpipe, ropes of thick seed spurting into her as you grunt through gritted teeth
>Her pupils shrink to dots as round after round of jizz spews into her gullet, flooding her upper digestive tract with your swimmers
>She seemed to actually be getting a bit worried as you continue to shoot, apparently firing off a bit more ammo than she expected
>For someone so infatuated with zebras, it seems like she hadn't done all of her homework
>She should have known that equines of (no)color cum far more than the average pony stallion
>As the 8th or 9th load squirted into her, she actually began to try to pull back, tapping your hoof nervously
>Nuh-huh.

>>30316944
Fund it.

This would be fucking hilarious -- especially when she reunites with her sister.

Also, if Luna had another thousand years to grow, instead of being in "suspension" in/on the moon, would she look a bit more like Celestia in size and shape?

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>>30317049
>You hold her down against her stomach with all of your strength
>She begins to genuinely panic as seed spurts from her nostrils and bubbles up from her stuffed lips, cheeks swelling
>When she begins to turn a nice shade of blue you finally let her go
>She tugs herself off of your length and then with with some unseen strength shoves you off of the toilet and to the side, your back slamming against the stall wall
>She then proceeds to immediately puke out an entire stomach full of gooey zebra cum into the toilet, retching as seed splashes into the water
>You watch this for what seems like ages, half pleased that you managed to rek her, half scared she'll hoof you in the nuts for ruining her mane
>After a solid minute of vomiting cum she manages to catch her breath, and turns to you with wild, furious eyes
>Oh shit, here it comes
>"You big stupid dirty ZIGGER..."
>You tense up and look down, bracing yourself for a long tirade
>"...that was FANTASTIC! Simply marvelous!"
>For what feels like the umpteenth time today she's stumped you. Your jaw drops.
"Uh...whut."
>"Yes! You took control and showed me my place! Made me yours! Your wonderful black zebra cock defiled me...i-it was...why it was ART, darling!"
>She's insane.
>She's fucking insane.
>She leans down to the dirty bathroom floor, extending her tongue
>Without missing a beat she begins to lick the tiles free of a few spots of cum that had missed the toilet earlier
>"Mm...mm--yes. I knew you had it in you. You zebras ARE superior at sex, after all. You just needed a little push."
"I...I barely did anything! Y...you forced me!"
>She begins to giggle, pulling a makeup mirror out of Celestia knows where and checking her face, biting her bottom lip
>"I forced you? Why, just look at me darling. I look like I've been...r-raped...ooooh~"
>She actually begins touching herself in front of you, her hoof slipping down between her haunches

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>>30317058
>Just as you're about to protest her impending orgasm, three short knocks shatter the smelly bathroom air
>"Zeke, you in there? Your break was over five minutes ago! I need help out here!"
>You glance up at the door with a look of shock, which is tripled when you look back down at the mare you had facefucked into a teary mess
>She looked...perfectly fine?
>How!? You had only looked away for a second!
>Her face was once again immaculate and pure, makeup intact and no sign of cum or misplaced pubes anywhere
>She snapped shut a makeup case you didn't see her enter with and then replaced her shades and cloak, a small little smile on her face
>"You should leave first, darling. I'll sneak out once the coast is clear. And here...take this."
>As she pushes you out of the stall, she slips a card into your uniform pocket
>You then stumble across the floor and open the bathroom door
>Your manager is standing there sweating nervously
>Behind him a crowd of angry ponies are lined up, all looking at you
>It seems like even if you wanted to tell your boss about what happened it would have to wait another time
>You head back to work, frantically taking and serving orders at a breakneck pace
>You work so hard you almost forget about the entire ordeal
>Soon it's the end of the day and you're completely exhausted, stinking of sweat and burger grease
>You clock out and take off your uniform
>The card falls out in front of you onto the floor
>You swiftly pick it up hoping your boss won't see and trot out the door, muttering a half-hearted goodbye
>You immediately scan the card once safely outside
[Rarity - Owner, Carousel Boutique. Haute Couture Style, Casual Prices! Hours: 10AM to 7PM]
>You flip it over
["Come over next Tuesday, 9PM. Don't be late or else~"]

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>She actually wrote the fucking tilde
>Tuesday...that was a week from now
>You'd have to figure out what you wanted to do by then
>Having a gorgeous dtf mare would be a godsend in most situations
>But she only saw you as an object, something to project her stereotypical niche fetish fantasies on
>Were you okay with being objectified just to get good marepuss?
>These thoughts swirled around your head like gnats, following you all the way home and into your ratty bed
>You fall fast asleep without as little as a bedtime snack, the days events having thoroughly drained you in more ways than one
>In your dreams the mare, Rarity, rides you around with a whip in hoof, calling you a lazy zigger
>The next day you wake up with your sheets soaked in jizz
>You begin to think you may have made a huge mistake moving here

Cultural enrichment Chapter 2 end.

https://pastebin.com/KvUpDJFg

I gonna move other thread. Bye RG**

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What is even going on anymore.

>>30317079
MOAR!!

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>>30317079
9/10

>>30317079
this is pretty great. I like the story

>>30317079
>Nigger male equivalent/10
>Anonless/10
And you failed, good work dumping a giant pile of shit though, that kind of thing takes effort.

>>30317084
Shitposters trying to pander to shitposters...at least until they get bored.

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>>30316944

>>30317079
Not bad. I don't know what to say next.

>>30316944
More of this though.

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>>30317079
A small part of me died after reading your story

Good Faggot.

>>30317079
Not to ree or anything, but this green is normal gender roles.
> Only one mare hits on a stallion at the fast food counter
> White mare can coerce zebra stallion by threatening to cry rape
> Stallion is ultimately fine about mare using him for sex, and doesn't feel sullied at all
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks pretty regular gender roles.

>>30317162
Just like American slave.

>>30317162
It is, pretty sure he just posted it to get the usual rage reaction out of people.

>Starlight begins settling in to her new life in Ponyville.
>Being a student of friendship, etcetera.
>One day, however, Twilight and the others are visibly nervous.
>Turns out Anon, Twilight's overprotective lover, is returning to Equestria after doing "something" for Luna in a far-flung land.
>After coming home soaked in green blood one night in the past, the Six learned not to ask questions about his duties.
>Starlight is unconcerned: he's a stallion, after all.
>She'll just easily charm him.
>Er, not that she'd try to steal him from Twilight!
>Really!
>They want Anon to become friends with Starlight, but know that things could easily go south.
>When he arrives, their fears are confirmed after a disastrous Pinkie Party.
>He knows that she tried to brainwash his friends and lover.
>He knows she tried to fuck over the timeline.
>Frankly, it's lucky that she's friends with his friends and Twi, otherwise he'd snap her neck, dismember her corpse, and leave it for the Worms in the Gorge.
>Glimmer is unnerved by the obvious sociopath.
>Now Twi and her friends must try to have the two build a rapport, or a friendship.
>Otherwise, she may suffer from an "accident".

I love seeing ponies other than my waifu being defiled, am I sick?

>>30317215
Yeah.

>>30317206
I like this. This sounds fun.

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>>30317079
OK FAGGOT. Listen here.
You abandoned me in the zebra thread!
I believed in you! And then you run away like a nigger that finds out to be a father
YOU BETTER CONTINUING THIS SHIT!

>>30317162
Mares do whatever they want. It is very RGRE.
>>30317179
>Rage reaction
>Everyone loves it except one retard who hates everything
Do you earn your daily bread by trolling and shitposting in almost every thread on /mlp/ or something?

>>30317292
>I gonna move other thread. Bye RG**
He already left.

>>30317317
Did you even read my post you fagatron?

>>30317334
Not that anon, It works out. I'm a motherfucker.

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How can pony mares even compete?

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>>30317358
THEY CANT

>>30317292
Wow, if your writefag is a shitposter drifting I pity your thread. The idiots isn't even trying here, just got a few to kneejerk say its good. He'll be back to your thread at some point when he's done baitposting. Aint even RGRE enough.
>>30317358
By being rich?

>>30317358
They MAYBE got a big PONUT

But THEY won't HAVE STAMIIINNA-aa-a-ahh

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>>30317079
Oh shit. I remember your green senpai 10/10.
Why did you abandoned us in the zebra thread you nigger REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30317590
He felt like coming by too shitpost, he's your writefag, what did you expect? He uses male ziggers in the story. Unreliable and untrustworthy should be what you expected. Take him with you if you want him.

>>30317000
That sounds......interesting?

>>30317079
Not RGRE enough.

Regardless I give the story 4/10, it didn't hold my attention and the main character was rather bland....but at least the writing wasn't awful.

>Anon is ugly by pony standards and is unable to get a gf, even in RGRE
>"Insert mare here" is the only one interested in him due to strange kinks
>The other mares in town continues to try and talk her out of it

>>30317000
I will read it. Please. JUST PLEASEEEE!

>>30317679
I think I'd just go and fight monsters in the Everfree until one killed me.

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>>30317021
>I'll tell him how you sexually harassed me, an innocent little white pony mare
Did you post in a wrong thread by chance? A colt harrasing mares sexually. In RGRE. Yeah dude, he's getting the life sentence on the spot.

>>30316944
I love it, would totally read green of this.

>>30317781
>Embark into the Everfree
>Fight monsters
>Discover nature magic that allows you to understand them
>Negotiate with them so they can join your cause
>...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMzfJz3MY2o

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>>30317936
I would totally use my army of hydras and cockatrices and manticores to invade neighboring civilizations and destroy them.

>>30317079
It's not bad, but it's not rgr. Let us know what thread you're on and i'll gladly keep reading.

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>>30317947
Unfortunately, Equestria is hexes and you cannot move different creatures together. By the time you moved them out of Everfree, Celestia would win science victory.

>>30316568
>"Luna, hon you're scaring me a teeny bit, what's got you so spooked?"
>Before you can answer your dear heart there is a knocking on your chamber door.
>She's already here?!
>"Luna? Luna what happened? Are you alright?" The she devil calls out to you with deceptive care in her tone.
"Begone Sister, Anonymous is not feeling well today and must be quarantined!"
>"Wut." Your lover says in a flat tone.
>"Oh no, should I bring the Royal Doctor?"
"Nay 'Dear' Sister, we shall tend to him ourselves. Never you trouble yousel-mph?!"
>"Sunbuns could you give Luna and I some time to talk? Please?" Anonymous says holding your head in his big hands, a hand over your mouth as you weakly thrash about trying to get free.
>You don't want to hurt the poor thing, but this stallion whimsy just had to strike now of all times?!
>". . .If you're sure." The harpy says behind the door before you can hear her hooves slowly walk away on the stone tiles.
>The tenseness in your body suddenly sags, you could almost imagine the tiny spark of life inside you squirm with your feelings.
>You're soon released and turn to berate Anonymous before you freeze at The Look.
>All mares fear it's potent gaze, never the less you steel yourself.
"Husband We shan't have o-"
>"Luna, explain."
>You feel your snout scrunch at the no nonsense tone in his voice.
>Stalling you debate on how to explain before simply wrapping a wing to encircle Anonymous holding him close to you.
>"Lu-unf!"
>Anonymous fidgets in your grasp, but you feel calmer before you take a deep breath.
"You've known of my exile prior to your arrival yes Husband?"
>"Yeah, I remember it, what does that have to do with anything?"
>Oh how to describe this, you needn't upset him, but he deserves the truth.
>"Luna, Wife, guiding starlight of my life."
>You can feel blush rise in your traitorous cheeks as Anon sneaks a hand up to caress your face.
>"What ever it is, you know you can tell me, right?"
>Gulping you nod, before you do.
>Everything

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>Most mares are too intimidated to approach Anon.
>Not because they find him unattractive.
>Not because he doesn't completely reform.
>Not even because he's a tall predator.
>But because he wears clothes.
>Being fully dressed in Equestria is often a show of status, wealth, work, formality or something fashion nuts like to do.
>Anon is clearly wearing casual clothes, but it's still considered a large step up from wearing nothing at all.
>They essentially feel like a schlubby guy in cargo shorts trying to hit on a well-dressed woman, an overdressed one but well-dressed nonetheless.

>>30318210
>reform

*conform

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>>30318170
KEEP GOING

>>30317021
>I'll tell him how you sexually harassed me, an innocent little white pony mare. You couldn't help yourself, seeing such a pure filly, and tried to defile her with your junglehorse ways.

This is RGRE.
As in, that part of your post is essentially a picture-perfect buff 11/10 hot white dude saying to a young black woman:

"Please do get your manager over here so I can complain about how you sexually harassed me, an innocent white man. You couldn't help yourself, seeing such a weak, naive, delicate boy, you had to try to defile him with your negroid-jungle ways!"

Seriously, rule number ONE of writing: Know your audience!

>>30318325
anon

>>30317179
he knew what he was doing dumping it

>>30318325
THIS!

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>>30317079
Please, pay attention to which general you're posting your story in before you go out of your way.

If there's one thing worse than gay or cuck in RGRE it's when a story completely ignores the general's theme. Well, actually that's not true. Wanting a devil's threeway is a greater sin here. But not following the reversed gender roles is a close second.

>>30318170
I need more

>>30317358
By not spreading EIDS (Equine Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome) everywhere, of course.

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>>30317079

>>30317358
>>30318394
And by being gainfully employed and not leaching welfare off of 'questria.

>>30318446
Do they even have welfare in horseland? Would Anon get a check every month for being a super minority?

>>30316932
RAPEFUGEES GET OUT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>30316944
Fund it!

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>>30316944
>The elements and Celestia, in their attempts of finding the lost princess, manage to create a spell strong enough to scry where Luna might be and sees pic

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>Herd up with some birdhorses and start a family.
>While earthponies and unicorns are a bit odd in culture, they've got nothing on the near-different society that is pegasi. You don't realize that until you're living with some.
>Under their father's wings is a favorite place for pegasus foals to sleep. Because who doesn't love the warmth and security that Dad can provide?
>Since you don't have wings, you have an old style bomber jacket made for you, complete with fuzzy inside lining and foal-sized pockets.
>Now you can't go anywhere without one or two of your kids in the jacket and snuggled into your side.
>It's just one of many birdhorse things you happily pick up.

>>30318598
H-hnnnnnnnng, oh save me padre.

>>30317936
>Although rough around the edges and are more prone to harming him, the monsters of the Everfree treat Anon as an equal
>After months of being harassed and viewed as scum by ponies, he feels more at home out in the wild than in the free lodging provided by the Princess of "Friendship"

>>30317206
Moar of this, please.

>>30317206
A little edgy, but that sort of thing is okay every now and again.

Anon getting public spankings when

>>30317679
>Queue the "15 minutes" speech
>Suddenly Anon is the most desirable stallion in town

>>30318644
Hm. That's a different take on the "Outcast by ponies" trope. Just go chill with your Timberbros.

One thing, though: NOT RGRE ENOUGH, REEEEEEEEE Just make the ponies overbearing and obnoxious, treating Anon if he is a retarded blond babby and not letting him do anything fun.

>>30317206
I have to admit this is a promising prompt. I'd read it. I'm not a fan of gore for the sake of gore. A little edginess is ok.

>>30318666
Let me hold you back for a second, Satan. What if-
>Ponies still hate Anon, but they feel that it's an obligation to bring the last member of a species back into protection
>Anon understands that they're just viewing him as a beast at this point, so he goes deeper into the Everfree
>Twilight starts sending expeditions to retrieve the apelien, and the conflict begins

>>30318716
Or:
>Everypony thinks that [Insert mare here] is a liar, and ostracizes her for committing "Bestiality"
>Anon and mare retreat into the Everfree

>>30317000
This too piqued my interest.

>>30318735
Ooooh, that would be a new take on it. Mares that are so hat tippy that they go to Anon anyway, get swept off their hooves, and live the dangerous life as the mates of a amazon alien ape. Hell, Anon can even have them improve themselves so much that when they inevitably get captured and brought back, they were turned into 10/10 warrior mares or something to the regular ponies.

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>>30316144
We need more Nightmare Moon green.

>Anon appears a while before season 1.
>He's the kind of guy who likes the graveyard shift, and tends to sleep the day away.
>At least he would if he could. And now that he's in Equestria he can.
>Goes to the Summer Sun Celebration because he wants to see this supposed immortal ruler in person.
>When Nightmare Moon appears and the ponies cower away, Anon decides to go along with it.
"YEAH! FUCK THE SUN! ETERNAL NIGHT SOUNDS AWESOME!"
>Nightmare Moon becomes flustered over a male showing such enthusiasm for her night.
>They have a brief dialogue back and forth, before going off to a corner to actually talk to each other.
>Twilight is super confused and tries to interrupt, but she gets shut down each time.

Two possibilities from here.

>Anon helps her by pointing out when she's accidentally helping the heroes.
>She actually wins but is much more fair and reasonable compared to the one in the universe Starlight created.
>Anon is thought by the masses to be a concubine NMM took for herself, but he really acts as a friend to her.

or

>Her genuine friendship with Anon prompts the elements of harmony to simply eject her from Luna's body.
>In her panic she grabs Anon and teleports away.
>The mane six and Celestia+Luna think it's to do unspeakable things to him.
>It was actually just a panicked "grab everything I care about and run" situation.

>>30318775
I...I kinda want both. Can we do both?

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>>30318658
What would he do to deserve public spankings? Would it just be any mare or the mares in his herd to harken back to times when husbands would spank their wives?

>>30316736
boy, RGRE has been on the board nigh continuously for *years*

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>>30318775
>NMM as separate from Luna

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>>30318598
d'aww

>>30318826
Sure. Just have her eventually be defeated after she takes over the world and have the second option start there.

>>30318853
Less of an "evil spirit controlling her" situation and more of a "the elements split her into two ponies, the original Luna and the person she became after" situation.

>>30316897
>Spike, being raised by Celestia and Twiggles, is a typical RGRE male (with minor differences because Dragon)
>He cooks, cleans, runs errands, likes to be helpful, and would make a perfect house horseband for a lucky mare

>Rarity, being in the running with Fluttershy for the least marely mare in town, wants a janefilly stallion to sweep her off her hooves
>So she never really considered Spikey Wikey seriously as a romantic partner
>She knows he's crushing on her (which does wonders for her ego), but she's not interested in a boy who acts like a typical RGRE stallion.
>Spike overhears her explaining this to one of the Mane 6, (perhaps Fluttershy)
>After a throwing a bit of a pity party for himself (he is a stallion after all), he decides he's not giving up just yet.
>Enlists the help of the most marely male he knows to teach him how to "be a man" and appeal to Rarity
>RomCom wingman shenanigans ensue with Anon trying to help Spike

>>30318644
I always liked the idea that Humans exude a sense of being "Old Testament, biblical-levels of destructive force", more so to wildlife and villains than your average pony. And not because humans are super threatening in appearance, but because we're so creative, and they can sense it.
They can sense the raw potential we have for destruction. We've surpassed all other races known on Equus in our ability to destroy, and even the beings in Tartarus cannot compare to the human potential for world destruction.

We are a race who, on our home world (our ONLY world!), have had an all-encompassing life ending weapon system all locked onto each other for DECADES now.
It's like we're all standing in a room, waist deep in gasoline, everyone's got matches, and we're all just one major political faux pas away from intentionally obliterating every living thing we've ever observed.

And on seeing him, Equestrian species can FEEL humanity's raw capacity for immense destructive potential emanating forth from anon.
The more instinctual the species is, the more easily they can sense it, and the more they fear it.

If Anon were to stroll right through the heart of the Everfree, even the most dangerous of creatures would run upon spotting him.
If anon were to walk through Tartarus itself, the inhabitants would either back away in fear, or bow out of respect.

-------------------

Meanwhile, the average mare or stallion is entirely clueless. Sure, the strange inter-dimensional alien stallion triggers a sense of "dangerous predator" in them like gryphons do, but for the life of them, they can't figure out why creatures attacking from the everfree run from him on sight.

Twilight, of course, is immensely interested in studying this phenomenon.

>>30318495
If they didn't have welfare, they would probably have a Sacred Hospitality culture going on (especially with regards to farm ponies like the Apple and Pie Clans)

>>30317007
>Everyone freezes when the door swings open
>There, standing in front of you, is Anon. The bipedal alien from another dimension
>His head swivels around before setting his beady eyes on you
"Ah, there you are! Listen, I I'm starting a band, and I need you to play base guitar"
>Your nose scrunches in confusion
"I can't play base guitar."
>As fast as a thunderbolt, he shoves a base guitar into yourhooves
"Your a zebra, I KNOW you can play base guitar, just do it."
>The entire restaurant stops
>They all look absolutely horrified
>After a few minutes of awkward silence, you try strumming on the strings a little bit
>The resulting melody sounds like a liquid orgasm running straight into your brain, sending you to a new plane of consciousness made of peace and happiness
"Goddammit."

>>30318967
>South Park
>Namefag
Sure is summer in here.

>>30318967
Ah, the old fashion racists Anon that's right, I would get behind that.

>>30318946
That's sounds fun, kind of like how Discord exudes a aura of bat shit crazy, but unlike a human, he is mundane fun crazy, like Pinkie Pie after he mellowed out. Anon and other humans on the other hand trigger the, this thing is a violent crazy. Twiggles studying him would be neat to find out where the rabbit hole goes.

>>30318946
We actually now no longer have the capacity to annihilate everything on the planet, if we ever had it to begin with.

I was gonna do some fancy math on this, but I stumbled upon a handy quote that triggered my lazy reflex:

If you take every weapon in existence today, approximately 6500 megatons between 15,000 warheads with an average yield of 433 kt, [3] and put a single bomb in its own 100 square mile grid… one bomb per grid (10 miles x 10 miles), you will contain >95% of the destructive force of each bomb on average within the grid it is in. [4] This means the total landmass to receive a destructive force from all the world's nuclear bombs is an area of 1.5 million square miles. Not quite half of the United States and 1/38 of the world's total land mass

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>>30318995
>Anon and other humans on the other hand trigger the, this thing is a violent crazy
kekd

I've always been of the belief that every single human on the planet has some kind of insanity to some degree.

>>30319009
You're underestimating the danger and spread of massive amounts of radioactive fallout. Look at Chernobyl, still a deadly hot zone to this day.

>>30318170
>"Luna, Wife, guiding starlight of my life."
D'awww. Such a beautiful line for the Princess of the Night.

Please continue Anon. You've ensnared my imagination now.

>>30318598
Gah! Cuteness overload! *thud*

>>30316944
Sounds interesting. I'd read it.

>>30318946
Good character analysis for a potential story.

>>30318946
I think that would tie in well with those headcanons that Equestria has passive magic running on collective belief and feeling as the explanation for cartoon physics, durability, or logic.

>Anon learns to channel this and uses it like conqueror's haki

>>30318946
I need a story on this

>>30319019
>Using Chernobyl as an example, where chunks of raw nuclear fuel still cover the ground around the reactor
>Compared to Hiroshima, where the level of background radiation has already returned to a normal level
>The Fat Man was an incredibly inefficient bomb by today's standards. Modern warheads produce far less radiation.

Yet another lazy quote:

Using the 7/10 rule of exponential radionuclide decay, after just 49 days the radiation will be 1/10,000 the level it was an hour after the bombs went off and after a year and a half the radiation will have dropped below 1/100,000 of that initial level. The majority of bombs would be airburst which create little to no fallout which significantly reduces these dangers

>>30318775
I like possibility #1 because >>30318853 this.

>>30318995
>>30318946
Would be kind of fun to see what observations Twi would make on Anon when she discovers him tinkering with stuff to replicate the Pumpkin Chunkin' event. It's completely chaotic and non-sensical. Why would any sane being build machinery just to see how far they can throw perfectly good food?

>>30319009
Are you just taking into account nuclear armaments? If so, then there's a hell of a lot of conventional weapons that could do a shit ton of damage as well. Also, as >>30319019 mentioned, look at nuclear fallout and what would happen if you also destroyed nuclear power plants across the globe.

>>30319042
Aren't modern warheads designed to keep fallout to a minimum.

>>30319015
Ow the edge ow it hurts.

>>30319061
I don't think you know what that word means.

>>30319050
I already refuted his arguments here
>>30319042

And while I agree that it would be far more devastating, targeting nuclear reactors would lead to massive fallout at a very small level. Look at Chernobyl, You'll die in minutes if you enter the reactor room, but the city right next door is generally safe to explore.

>>30319057
That is what I was arguing, yes.

>>30318934
Not a bad idea. Would Anon be aware of the gender roles or be clueless like usual?

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>>30319066
>I've always been of the belief that every single human on the planet has some kind of insanity to some degree.
>some kind of insanity to some degree.
>Not edgy

>>30319074
>but the city right next door is generally safe to explore
For a limited amount of time and with protective suits, though.

>>30319085
Yes, Anon, insanity to some degree is not edgy. What, are you automatically equating 'insane' with murderous or bloodthirsty?

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>>30319096
>insanity to some degree is not edgy
>the state of being seriously mentally ill
>not edgy

>>30319106
Are you implying a good chunk of humanity is not mentally ill or dangerous in some way? Because you'd be wrong.

>>30319106
>insanity to some degree
>Ignoring the some degree part
Yes, you don't know what that word means. Have you looked in a newspaper lately?
>>30319111
I think that may be what he's implying mister trips.

>>30319091
>Generally safe in comparison
That is only 9 miles from the worst nuclear disaster in history. The fact that you can stand there at all demonstrates my argument.

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>>30318758
>Flutters, while beautiful, is mocked as the most unmarely mare that many have ever seen.
>Constantly thought a lezpony, she can't find ANY male attention. (Much to Fluttershy's dismay, and the relief of the bean counter mares working for the adult toy company "Good Wyvern".)
>Townsponies criticize the local shut-in who suddenly takes an interest in the elusive "BigApe" creature hanging around the edges of the Everfree as of late.

>Busy-barrels and gossipy mares and stallions begin their "I told you so's" when the local shut-in spaghettimancer runs off into the forest with the BigApe, declaring she's in love with the beast.

---

>Months pass, no sign of either of them.
>Suddenly, Fluttershy re-appears in the town looking for metalworking tools and an anvil to "take back home to the forest".
>The unusual part is that the once-chubby mare is now FAR more confident, SHREDDED with muscles, has a few new marely facial scars that even make the local wonderbolt Rainbow Dash jelly, and is WEARING THE BONES of various highly dangerous predatory creatures native to the everfree.
>When questioned about her unusual garb, she only comments that her stallion made it for her as a gift for killing her first Ursa on her own.

>>30319131
Fund it.

>>30319118
>>Ignoring the some degree part
Because you can't be partially insane; that's what people call "minor issues in mental health", not insane. The way you've been phrasing it makes you sound like "WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CRAZY INSIDE XDDDDDD"

>>30319111
>Implying I care about third world shitters

>>30319131
I require more dammit

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>>30319131
SUDDENLY MY INTEREST HAS SKYROCKETED

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>>30318613
Rejoice! Your ongoing heart attack proves that your feelings hasn't numbed yet. I shall pray for your soul later.

>>30319148
>"WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CRAZY INSIDE XDDDDDD"
But we are. You push the right buttons or do the wrong thing for the most mild, docile person you know and like the flip of a switch they could turn into a vicious killing machine. You really shouldn't underestimate people, Anon.

>>30319131
>she only comments that her stallion made it for her as a gift for killing her first Ursa on her own.
Dawww, that's so sweat.
>>30319148
>"minor issues in mental health",
>Because you can't be partially insane
Are...are you baitposting or are you stupid?

>>30319131

Moar!

>>30319170
I think its more overestimating at this point.

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>>30319131
You better be planning to continue this

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>>30319131
Looks like you got a pretty good prompt here, my nigga. I'd definitely like a more serious story like this for a change of pace as well.
>tfw you'd love to read a novel length-tier story of this but it won't happen

>>30319172
Having depression, being bipolar, or experiencing gender dysphoria does not qualify as being insane, underage.

>>30318826
this anon makes sense

>>30317781
>kill every monster you fought
>now you are sad not even death will take you
>continue fighting monsters
>at Least ONE of theses fucking creature could do you in
>mares start worrying
>he maybe ugly but he's still a stallion
>find anon sitting on a throne of dead monsters
>weeping upon a plain of corpses
>BUFF and bloody
>and still ugly
>many mares found their new fetish this day

>>30319208
I think your autism is not letting you get the idea across that when we say, "insane" we mean mental problems in general. And as for the first three examples, I would say that would count as being a little bit crazy.

>>30319219
Just go pick a fight with a dragon. If that doesn't work, pick a fight with a bigger dragon.

Eventually you'll come across one big enough to just step on you.

>>30319219
Anon is the equivalent of a Orc(or Ork) to equestrians.
>>30319230
Why do you think dragons are scared of humans? Using dragons as a suicide ritual didn't work out that often.

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>>30319131
>Anon comes wandering out of the Everfree to check on Fluttershy
>looks like pic related, but all the feathers are Fluttershy
>The nerd mare everyone made fun of got a beast that proudly displays her colors.

>>30319259
all the feathers are Fluttershy's*
Fucking typos.

>>30319259
You know, I think it'd be really fucking neat to wear the bones and teeth of dangerous predators you've killed. I'd really like a skull headdress.

>>30319266
Oh, I thought you meant Fluttershy was riding his head like an adorable hat.

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>>30319131
>Flutters is approached by Twilight, who asks her about where she's been, and why she's killing animals when she used to protect and them.
Fluttershy tells Twi that she's just trying to provide for her stallion, who's already provided her with more than any colt should ever have to for a mare.
>"I've even taken a liking to some of his favorite foods, like rotisserie cockatrice, ursa steak, and especially a particular cut of pan-fried back-meat he calls 'bacon' from the wild boars."
>By this time, the rest of the M6/7 have heard about their friend's return, and have all come to hear what she has to say.
>"I'm sorry girls, but I can't stay any longer. I have to get these tools back in time to finish expanding our meat smoking hut before all that Hydra meat goes bad. Feel free to stop by some time though! Just follow the tribal bone totems we use to mark the territory. They all face away from our camp."

>>30317000
>> A poor deluded few believe he is a sex faerie that will reward them if they can capture him

I can sense the shenanigans that will ensue with this.

And Checked

>>30319276
Only when at camp, she sits on his neck and chirps while licking his face, maybe even nuzzle it.
>animals when she used to protect and them.
No and needed there.

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>>30319290
ooh my

>>30318946
Would pinkie be more in tune with the primitive side of her brain since she has that whole "Pinkie Sense" thing?

I dont know why but the idea of the chipper party mare being terrified of Anon and she doesnt know why amusing me.

>Pinkie keeps trying to invite him to a party or make him laugh
>She has to fight herself to get close to him
>When she finally gets his attention and tries to speak her throat locks up
>Those beady little eyes stare down into hers
>That smile showing his fangs
>The scent that flows from him stinks of meat
>The only sound that comes out when she tries to speak is a screech
>She quickly flees from him
>Anon meanwhile keeps seeing this pink pony slink up to him and scream at him before running away
>Twilight said its only Pinkie Pie being weird but...even Fluttershy isnt this afraid of you.

>>30319279
>>30319290
>>30319259
>>30319131
yes, Yes, YESSSSSSS, MMMMMOOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!

>>30319310
You're right, that DOES sound amusing.

>>30319310
kek, Pinkie remembers how she treated Anon, >>30319279
asks Fluttershy about making a party for him if she helps her get used to him. What's the face she makes when she sees him surrounded by bones.

>>30318210
>Anon is assumed to be human nobility of high rank, by virtue of the fact that he *always* wears clothes of some kind.
>Especially because he wears suits for more than just formal events like the Gala.

>Most pony nobility will go naked in public on occasion
>Not Anon.
>this only adds to the speculation about how much power he held back home
>Could he be a Prince?

Anyone remember how I said I'd do the narcoleptic Anons in little disjointed oneshit vignettes as I felt like it?

....kay.
***===***
>*clip-clop clip-clop*
>Your naked hooves clack along the marbled tile of your castle
>The sun - YOUR sun - shines it's light through your stained glass windows, it's multicolored light glittering against the natural swirls of minerals that marble the.... well, marble
>You smirk at the wordplay
>"Good morning, Princess Celestia" a rich baritone chirps, and you nod slightly at the stallion guard you pass
>Old habits die hard, but an all-stallion guard was a sign of great wealth and prestige back in the nomadic days
>Telling your allies and enemies that your colts - the fathers of your foals - weren't just fierce in bed, but also in battle
>That you had so many, you could afford to lose a few
>. . .
>The sound of a door opening snaps you out of your thoughts, and onto the object of your desires
>Anon
>The Apelien's face lights up when he sees you, an infectious grin spreading across his face
>"Well hey there, Brightbutt~!" he sings, and you roll your eyes
"You know I should have you paddled for that, Anon. Proper colts show proper re-"
>"-spect for authority, but I'm like motherfuckin' Lethal Weapon 2 up in this bitch."
>He leans towards you conspiratorily, stage whispering "Diplomatic. Immunity."
>His act causes you to laugh - a hearty, genuine laugh
>You gave him that "Diplomatic Immunity" yourself!
>Well. Not really...true diplomatic immunity. He's his own species, so he has no nation to threaten your people with any sort of retaliation.
>So after getting to know him, you just sent a card out to every leader of every nation.
>All it said was "He's my cinnamon roll and I will protect his smile."
>And he has repaid that protection with countless moments like these!
>It's been quite some time since a colt's been so....free with you
>What was it the last one said? "Ah! It is the east, And Celestia, my Sun." - Shakes Spear...

>>30319377
HYPE!

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>>30319377
>"-soft tacos."
>You start a bit, suddenly realizing that Anon's gotten quite close to you
"Ah! S-sorry, I just, uhm."
>Girl, get ahold of yourself! You always get scatterbrained infront of colts you lo-
>...
>"Ay... Celly, you looking ok? You're kinda, uh."
>He looks you up and down
>like meat
>like a stud
>like a friend you idiot get your hormones under control
>"...fluffy."
"O-oh! Well, yes. Seeing as how you're, ah..."
>You clear your throat and inhale, buying your mind time to calm itself
"Seeing as how you're under my and my sister's supervision-"
>"You mean suicide watch-"
"Anon!"
>"or Prison work-release-"
>You scrunch up MIGHTILY
"We are not your jailers! Y-you... You're messing with me."
>For all his pranks, Anon could never keep a straight face
>And he always claimed your eyes disarmed him completely...
>Wiggling your snootie, you unscrunch yourself
"AS I was saying. Seeing as how you have this unknown sleeping sickness, my sister and I realized we'd be the closest ponies to you-"
>You see anon raise his finger
"-physically-"
>Anon's eyes widen and his mouth opens in a wide grin
>Better nip this in the bud
"-we'd be the best equipped to catch you."
>You tamp your hoof down, looking him in the eyes
"No."
>he wilts almost instantly
>"Well you're no fun. But... I have to ask: Where's your bib and beanie? Why are you naked?"
>You blush softly as you figure out how to answer him

>>30318712
yeah, maybe tone down the blood and dismemberment a bit, but overprotective Anon having a grudge against Glim while the rest of them try to make them friends shows promise

>>30319390
>Because I feel free around you
>Because I want to be myself with you
>Because I want you to see me for who I am
>Because I want to be accepted with all my perfections and flaws
"Because I find the fact that you have a nudity taboo absolutely thrilling and I want to work you up into a lather until you beg me to take you in the gardens."
>"Y-You- You wh-"
>Anon's face is bright red
>....
>DID YOU FUCKING SAY THAT LAST ONE OUT LOUD
>BY THE ETERNAL FLAME YOU STUPID CUNT
>Your wings suddenly spring out from your sides, your face a cherry-tomato red
>The sudden action enveloping anon's vision causes him a panic attack, a shot of adrenaline coursing through his sytem
>The shock causes his sickness to kick in
>And, almost as if he was made to fit, his body collapsed against you
>Your wings wrapped around his frame
>His face pressing into your chest - your scent and warmpth surrounding him
>And you caught him
>You held
>And you never let go.
===***===

Done.

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>>30319377
>>30319398

BNW's here. I know exactly why I have this boner.

>>30318170
>The exile.
>The fight.
>Holding your last breath for the longest time.
>Even. . .your first foal.
>How she was born, took her first breath, her very first.
>And her last.
>How you begged and pleaded with Celestia.
>Screaming into the void for more air.
>Anything.
>Couldn't she see?
>Why didn't she help?!
>Was that part of the punishment?
>You're crying.
>You know you shouldn't but to hell with the rules.
>The tight hug against your barrel draws you out however.
>Anon is hugging you.
>Right, your anchor, your heart. . .
>Feeling embarrassed you wipe at your face hastily trying to hide the break in emotions.
>Instead Anonymous gently pulls your hoof away before he kisses you.
>Loosing yourself into the kiss you drink deeply of his scent and comfort before he pulls away to nuzzle in your neck.
>"Hush, hush now." Anonymous murmurs holding you close.
>Huh, look at that the tremble in your wings has faded, you hadn't noticed it. . .
>Long before you're ready for it Anonymous withdraws from your side.
>"Now could you please unlock the doors?"
>What!?
>An abrupt whinny escapes you as you stare at your lover worried you had broken him.
"Didn't you he-"
>A lone finger comes to your mouth hushing you as Anonymous leans closer and oh my.
>He is furious.
>Meekly you undo the triple lock down on the doors.
>"Thank you Luna." Anonymous says before giving you a parting kiss, "Now I'm going to talk with your sister."
"Anonymous please! Don't put yourself at risk, I-"
>"And let you risk getting into a fight with our kid in you? Hell no." At seeing your panicked look he relents from his scowl, "I /will/ be careful, after all."
>You feel a hand rub against your tummy.
>"I've got something to live for after all."
>Dear you, did your sister bring the sun into your room.
>As your fighting off the tight and warm feeling in your chest Anoymous slips away!
>Drat!

Public Spankings When

>>30319344
>Pinkie and the gang end up making their way to the camp only to find a somewhat refined if still tribal hut decorated with bones of varying sized and different shapes, probably carved as such
>After a moment they look to the side of the hut side only to see Anon and Fluttershy roughly playing with a litter timberwolf pups along with a smaller hut nearby
>With the two presumed parents enjoying some fresh meat, bone attached and all inside said small hut

>>30319290
My bad, meant to say "protect and shelter them".

>>30319398
Great as always

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>>30316363
>>30316453
>meet stallion
>fall for stallion
>impregnated by stallion
>don't tell your sister
>somehow get super lonely and jealous despite the fact that you are with child
>go NMM while pregnant
>get BTFO by the Elements that you yourself used against a more powerful foe
>deliver alicorn (by picture) that can't handle environment that an alicorn can handle
>FEELS
How am I the only one to notice how retarded Luna must be for this to even happen?
Like goddamn why would you even want to start a coup while pregnant? Fuck, why would you want to fight at all while pregnant?
How could you forget about the magic artifacts that wrecked the guy who makes you and your sister look like clowns by comparison?
Why would she feel so unloved and unappreciated if she got a strong dose of vitamin D?

If Luna was capable of making a series of such bad decisions that kid wouldn't have made it anyway.

>>30319428
Good prompt when.

>>30319456
>Stallion was a bastard who abandoned her because of reasons

That could have triggered the angsty freakout part.

The rest is still kinda dumb (as is having the kid die on the moon because of no air, while Luna can somehow breathe in space? And she can also live without food and probably water, because what the fuck even grows on a barren lifeless rock without air?

>>30319030
Are..are ponies orks?

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>>30316732
Twilight's cutie mark

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Guy who wrote these >>30319131 >>30319279 here. If I had known this would have gotten so much attention, I'd have come up with a name for myself.


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>>30319315

Thanks for the (You)s.
Have a FlutterButter hugging Apul horse's butt.

>>30319527
...So does that mean you're continuing?

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>>30319512

>>30319527
You know what you need to do you now

>>30319512
They are noblebright orks.

They're what happens if you replace the power of the WAAAAAGH!!!! with the power of HARMONY!

(Somebody might have a screencap of the thread that discussed ponies being like orks a long while back)

>>30319512
That's essentially the gist of it only unlike orks they're boopable and don't WAAAGH! . It would a explain a lot about Equestria. If you believe it works that way, it probably does.

>>30319546
>>30319542
>>30319512
ah there it is

>>30319547
>don't WAAAGH!
Instead they throw parties and have musical interludes seemingly at random

>>30319412
MOAR!
>>30319512
Hang on, I got something for this.

>>30319527
Do more fagget, we need this. Sweat sweat Zebra butt needs to be involved too.
>>30319542
Also, shit, you beat me too it.

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>>30319564
>tfw you're trying to go out for a drink and get swept up in yet another musical number
>you seemingly have a separate voice actor for singing because there's no fucking way you can hit notes that high

>>30318934
>"Hey Anon! Can you teach me on how to be a man?"
Sure buddy just let me get some shit from my shed.
>Anon hands him a battle axe while Anon carried a large warhammer.
>"W-what are we going to do Anon?"
Spike. Bud. My Friend. What makes a man?
>"G-gee Anon, Im not sure...I mean you came from another world and all. Im sure we have different standards."
>Years later Anon and Spike returns to ponyville as famous adventurers.
>Something-something Teen Spike and Mature Rarity do cute and lewd shit together.
>Meanwhile Anon and Luna got into a fight and was found fucking on top of a scared,wounded and confused Ursa Major.
THE END

>>30319587
*Sweet

Sweat is the water leaking from your pores.

>>30319590
KEK