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Starlight Glimmer Thread

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This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens, and discussion.

Previous Thread: >>30291203

Some selected greens:
>A Lust for Revenge by MnM
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL (embed)

>Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13
http://pastebin.com/FRPUdrLe (embed)

>Pet Glimmer (writefag kill) by Prith
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn (embed)

>Starlight's Daddy Issues
http://pastebin.com/VFsxbFpC (embed)

>Starlight Glimmer Watches the Castle by Writer Anon
http://pastebin.com/LmhgZ4ai (embed)

>Because I Choose To by Mercury
part 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEU (embed)
part 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCek (embed)

>For The Love of Anon by titanictime2
https://pastebin.com/FbTDi5Gm (embed)

>Anon and Glimmer SoL stories by Grim Ponka
https://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka

Upcoming glimsode synopsis:
To Change a Changeling
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept the new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
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>>30306316
she's my wife and I love her

not much of a fan of the pony version though
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>>30306294
Thought we were gonna use that drawing as the OP? Whatever, happy Starlight is always good..
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Time to go to bed and vividly imagine that I'm holding her in my arms and feeling her heart beat and her chest rise and fall as we both fall asleep. My favorite part of the day.
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>>30306411
Are you me
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>>30306411
And then beat her up and tell her she deserved it
And when she starts crying I'll just whisper in her ears that I'm sorry and that it's for her own good
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>>30306524
But I want to do it because I love her Anon!
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>>30306537
Okay, I'm getting legitimately sick of your shit, Anon.
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>>30306411
>tfw shit imagination
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>>30306411
This fucking hurts me. I love this poner so much and I'll I can do about it right now is dream about her. Then I get depressed as fuck when I wake up
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>>30306411

God, even her snoring is cute
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I love her so much.
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>>30281649
hey guys, artist posted toned down version of my commission on derpi. so I'll share full version with you guys. hope ya enjoy. it's abuse so, not for everyone here.

https://imgur.com/0uUO60e
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>>30307026
Kill yourself.
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>>30307030
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>>30307003
Why anon?
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>>30307052
I want to enjoy some ice cream with her.
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>>30307026
You can fuck off. Right now.
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>>30307062
That's very shallow alium anon.
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>>30307102
Life's simplest pleasures are often the most rewarding.
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What is your honest thoughts on Starlight and Sunburst's relationship? do you think he can guide her well?
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>>30306411
Thanks for that nice mental image anon.
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>>30307242
>he can guide her
She honestly seems like the leader in that relationship, she's also more experienced, sunburst has a lot of magical knowledge and as far as we've seen that's it. I wonder if they even have a plan for him as a character or if they'll just forget about him.
i can totally see a glim glam x sunburst episode where they explore what happened after he left that's probably the #1 thing i want from the show at this point.
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>>30307242
>What is your honest thoughts on Starlight and Sunburst's relationship?
I do not think it's even relevant.
Even if it was,
>do you think he can guide her well?
No, he seems to be pretty useless.
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>>30307268
>no meaningful appreance since the crystalling
>no related episode in season 7 unless unrevealed finale is somehow involves Sunburst
I think it's either writers hate him or completely forgot about him. I think Starlight x Sunbrust episode would be great opportunity to expand Starlight's backstory and developing their relationship further. don't know why they're neglecting this idea right now.
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>>30307242
There isn't a romantic relationship in there at all
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>>30307242
>What is your honest thoughts on Starlight and Sunburst's relationship?

He was probably nothing but a plot device to give her a back story and will never be relevant again.
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>>30306411
What does her hair smell like anon.
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Gas all glimmerfags
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>>30307933
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>>30307933
>>30307940

I'm sorry.
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>>30307917
Epik meem m8
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>>30307871
like girly shampoo, whatever that smells like
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Serious question for Glim Glim people:

We know the mane 6 aren't all the same age; how old would Starlight be when compared to Twilight and Sunset?

I always headcanoned that since Starlight is more comfortable around younger characters (Spike, Thorax) or the very immature (Trixie, Discord) she would be a couple years younger than Twilight. Sunset also took Starlight under her wing like a little sister. Thoughts?
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>>30308098
Many are going to say she's older.
I personally don't like that idea because that means she's probably quite a bit older than me. I say she's the same age. I don't really think about pony ages though.
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Gas all glimmerfags
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>>30307902
>>30307894
I love yours glimglams
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>>30308147
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>>30308147
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>>30306430
>>30306411
Amazing ideas
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>>30308098
She's the same age.
Rather, FS is the oldest, then rarara, then AJ, then her, then ponka, then RD and twiggy
But there's only a couple years difference at most
I don't see what they'd gain from making her older, it wouldn't be a good lesson for the kids watching either.
Older people should be wiser.

Also, I don't think her hanging with younger people/immature means anything really. She's a 'special case' and that's why she prefers staying with these instead of the M6
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>>30308098
She is older, about 28-30. After all, she built and maintained a cult village for years and had to be at least 22 when that began for adults to take her seriously.

I love my late-20's waifu.
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>>30308243
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>>30307026
>tfw missed it

>>30307242
At first I thought he was going to be relevant to Starlight development, but he barely appears anymore so probably they just dropped the idea of a future relationship

>>30308098
She is definitely older, theres no way she can be the leader of a small village at 20 or less, no one can gain respect from so many people without a well trained charisma through the years
Her voice is pretty mature too
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>>30306411
Nice.

>>30306430
No.
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>>30308291
>>30308295
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>>30308300
>doesn't want to abuse his waifu
hah what a faggot
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>>30307026
Please repost it.

Post the original on ponibooru (pbooru.com) and share it.
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>>30308307
kill yourself
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>>30308336
But I do it for her Anon
She needs it, as much as I need her
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>>30308307
He may be a faggot, but I think he is just an ignorant of the wonders of having greater fetish palette
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>>30308342
See, this guy gets it
also glimglam is beautiful when she's crying
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>>30308358
>Shim shaming the glim glam.png
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>>30308342
If you want to hurt her, you don't love her.
You're selfish and only want to manipulate her for your own amusement. You don't care about her.
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>>30308365
sometimes a slap on the face is what people need to learn
the parents spanking their children do it because they love them
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>>30308376
People spank their children to punish them.
You want to hurt Starlight just so you can see her cry.
You don't care about her emotional or physical well being.
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>>30308393
that's not true
I want to do it because I know she'll come out of it stronger
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>>30308355
I always say, her tears have healing properties

>>30308376
Kids raised without a single beating always end up to be entitled pricks like the liberals teenagers of today, or every kid on inception
But thats another wide topic
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>>30308371
You forgot to quote >>30308358 too
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>>30308399
You're an idiot if you think abusing her is the best way of helping her become stronger.
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>>30308402
Kill yourself.
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>>30308410
they cant see beyond their own fist
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>>30308429
I will, but not today
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>>30308259
>>30308292
>she was leader of a small village
Proves nothing cause:

a) Starlight didn't go to school like Sunburst and Twilight and presumably had more time on her hooves to plan
b) Starlight didn't built the village she was found near it
c) Spike, Thorax, Ember are proof that you can become a leader at a younger age and in a small time frame
d) Starlight was helped along her time table by Maud

Starlight can easily be younger than Twilight, former cult leader or not.
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>>30308410
It did help when Twilight destroyed all her hopes and dreams, psy-abuse is one of the sexiest things on this planet
The comforting part is also amazing, I wish to be Twilight sometimes
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>>30308476
It was entirely Starlight's decision to give up her former goals. If she wanted to keep on her track, she would have kept fighting.
And the fact that you keep using "it's sexy" as reasoning isn't helping your case.
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>>30306294
who is starlight glummer
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>>30306411
I'm about to do the same but with Trixie

Goodnight Glimmer thread.
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>>30308468
Also twiggy is a fucking princess
If she's younger then your argument goes to shit, and if she's not you have no argument

Glimglam is just as old as the others.
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>>30308139
>even Angel knows who best pony is
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>>30308468
a. Proof? Im assuming young Glimmy was trained by a wizard as Snowfall Frost was
b. Proof?
c. It was just luck, Ember without Spike would never become leader
I dont know why you guys want to make Glimmer younger, her story would just be more inconsistent

>>30308523
I would love to see her become a recurring villain tho
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>>30306294
aaaaw, so cute
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>>30308405
And you forgot you are a faggot!
The Harem guy is wrong on liking harem, but you are even bigger evil a astronomical evil with no ends.
Never Forget, only fapping to furrys makes you gay and wanting to hurt another beings or even imaginary beings make you a psycopath!

It is a Slippery Slope!
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>>30308603
I-I don't know about this pic Anon
I'm still 100% straight but I'd let the god emperor grab me by the boipussy
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>>30308612
When time comes, you will get off the closet!
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>>30308540
>using Twilight development as an argument
Her ascension was rushed as fuck
She was trained by fucking Celestia
She was was destined to be important since young age total bullshit reason to stop Glimmer on s5

Do you now remember why s3 finale was so hated?
Unless Glimmy was some Kira level genius she couldnt turn into leader in less than 20 years, and if she was, then she was dumbed down on the upcoming seasons
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>>30308655
>rushed as fuck
And what stops the writer from doing the same for glimglam?
Everything is rushed Anon, they only have 22minute episodes

>she was trained by Celestia
And?
What about Dash going from weather pony to wonderbolt in a couple years?
What about rarara becoming world famous in the exact same timeframe?

>s3 finale was hated
No it wasn't. It was just another vocal minority sperging over nothing, as always.
Only reason people had real mixed feelings about it is because it only had 13 episodes and people weren't sure how EQG would turn out, thus, not sure if worth it.

>unless glim was a genius
Right, because ponies are smart...?
she's overpowered already. I really don't see how you can get to that conclusion.
If anything, all we saw in the show until now proves that any random pony can do absolutely anything he wants to do if he has the ambitions for it.
I really don't see how glimglam becoming a leader at a 'young age' is out of a pony's reach, after everything we've seen so far.
Also she might've gotten into power by force for all we know. And it totally fits her to do just that and she's more than capable to do it.
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>>30308695
Not who you are arguing, but i have problems with the following
> they only have 22minute episodes
Thats is a Fucking lot of time
Show normally only have 11minutes or even less than that
This is not a good excuse

>What about Dash going from weather pony to wonderbolt in a couple years?
>What about rarara becoming world famous in the exact same timeframe?
The universe warped around they
The writers just began to make wherever they wanted

If you want any more how that is possible, just go see greg's thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30185434/#30198791

>tfw nostalgia fag
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>>30308787
Top Unf.
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>>30308809
>22m is long
no it's not
>they normally have 11minutes
no, these are storyboard driven shows Anon, literally not the same as FiM
Also to stay on topic, it happened a billion times where the writers end up scraping a lot of their plans for an episode because of the 11minute limit. And it also happened for FiM's 22minutes, and will happen again.
I'll try and find the document about Larson explaining all the shit he wanted to make appear in MMC but couldn't because of time.
And you can just check any panel with writers, they'll always have this kind of question asked and they'll always tell 'oh yeah, for that episode we wanted to make X and Y appear for X but couldn't make it'

>universe warped around them
So? Why couldn't it happen with glimglam?
That's exactly my point, the show isn't realist or whatever, and never tried to be.
Her being capable of becoming a 'leader' of some commie town in the middle of nowhere at the age of 20-25 is totally plausible.
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>>30308874
Fuck you
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>>30308540
I never said Twilight couldn't be younger only that being a village cult leader doesn't stop Glim from being younger than Twilight.

>>30308583
a. In the episode itself. Glim didn't go off to magic school like Sunburst or Twilight and spiraled down after Sunburst left.
b. In the episode itself, particular season 5 ep 2 during the chase scene, aren't you a glimmer person?
c. And Glim getting the info on stones from Maud wasn't luck; the village ponies quickly welcoming Star back and letting her decide things after her fraud was revealed wasn't luck? If Ember, Spike, Thorax, and even Twilight can become leaders so early on why not Starlight?

I'm not saying Glimmer has to be younger but a younger Glimmer makes more sense with what we know about her and level of maturity when approaching certain things.
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>>30308857
like i sad i just have problem with the two opnions you have!
>no, these are storyboard driven shows Anon, literally not the same as FiM
lol thats Bullshit

>Also to stay on topic, it happened a billion times where the writers end up scraping a lot of their plans for an episode because of the 11minute limit. And it also happened for FiM's 22minutes, and will happen again.
>I'll try and find the document about Larson explaining all the shit he wanted to make appear in MMC but couldn't because of time.
>And you can just check any panel with writers, they'll always have this kind of question asked and they'll always tell 'oh yeah, for that episode we wanted to make X and Y appear for X but couldn't make it'
Thers literraly a thing witch says like this, "if you can not make a joke in 10seg than you are just wasting animation time."
If they canot write 22minutes show(with may i add is a Fucking lot of time) then they shold never make cartoons because they canot handlle a 22m show imageing trying to have another jobs in a 11m show!
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>>30308933
>twiggy couldn't be younger
Oh no, I was with you on that.
I was talking to the other guy.
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>>30308938
>bullshit
okay?
Like what?
SU, AT, Star, Regular show, Uncle grampa... whatever else really, all story board driven and absolutely incomparable to FiM.
You just can't compare one guy doing the visual and story at once and multiple people doing it at different times. I don't know what to tell you Anon, but you can just head on /co/ and make a thread about it, they'll be much more happy than me to shit on your opinion and prove you wrong.

>joke
No, we're not talking about jokes they can't include Anon, we're talking about story and lore elements that could be huge for background of the show.
Like Starlight's excuse being 'huh my friend left me alone because of his cutie mark' instead of being an entire episode about all the things that happened after that and comforted her in that thought.
I mean, really, I don't even see how you can even imply that someone can pack as much shit as they want in a 22 minute episode. They still had to make other shit happens too, it's not like it was only about starlight, or for MMC's case, only about Twiggy getting her wings too.
They had to add Celestia in there, then the songs, then add screen time for all of the M6, individually at first then together for the symbolism of it etc
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I want to abuse Glimmy so bad.
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>>30309028
Have this beautiful headcanon >>30308841 (thread context relevant).
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>>30309047
That sounds a bit harsh but plausible.
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>>30309092
It explains nu-Glim and makes me love her more.
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>>30309015
>okay?
Good

>Like what?
>>storyboard driven shows Anon, literally not the same as FiM
>>literally not the same as FiM
So they are not cartoons now?

>SU, AT, Star, Regular show, Uncle grampa... whatever else really, all story board driven and absolutely incomparable to FiM.
They are all cartoons, storyboard or not they are still cartoons with too much time in the making! What you are trying to say is they are different show, different publics, different ways and animations in the making!
If a show is make in disney, cnw, etc.
That don't change a 22minutes is too much time in any place!

>You just can't compare one guy doing the visual and story at once and multiple people doing it at different times.
Even if you says this, my point stays.
You can't say doing the same thing being make in different ways is not the same thing!
"Is like saying a hot dog is not a hot dog because was not make in the same way as the others hot dogs even if he have the same Ingredients."

>I don't know what to tell you Anon, but you can just head on /co/ and make a thread about it, they'll be much more happy than me to shit on your opinion and prove you wrong.
lol you seems like someone who needs Approval of others!

>No, we're not talking about jokes they can't include Anon, we're talking about story and lore elements that could be huge for background of the show.
kek getting an analogy and making like my point was all about that!
good way to dodge a bullet!

>I mean, really, I don't even see how you can even imply that someone can pack as much shit as they want in a 22 minute episode.
Do you even know how much time is spent in a animation? SU is literally a year in production!

TL;DR
They have a 1 or 2 years in production show to make and they istill fucks up!
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>>30309369
whew, not sure I want to read that knowing you're the masturbooper Anon, sorry.
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>>30309379
i put a TL;DR in there
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>>30310004
Perfect.
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>>30310004
kek
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>>30310004
>how to deactivate your glim glam
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>>30307933
>>30307940
>>30307951
someone please make this edit
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>>30308098
>I always headcanoned that since Starlight is more comfortable around younger characters (Spike, Thorax) or the very immature (Trixie, Discord) she would be a couple years younger than Twilight. Sunset also took Starlight under her wing like a little sister.
That's interesting, I've never thought about it that way. but I think Starlight's physically older than main casts but mentally, bit immature in her age. that's why she's comfortable around other immature characters.
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>>30310465
>glim autistically screeching
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>>30308098
I think she's older because look at the haircut, it was clearly intended to make her look like an older woman.
I'd say mid/late 20s where the m6 are early 20s.
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>>30310626
also her voice and kinesic communication are way too sexy for a young character
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>>30310626
>clearly intended to make her look like an older woman.
it looks more like it was intended to be a =
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>>30310890
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>>30311023
yes, because looked=/=is older
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>>30311051
Well we don't have any actual evidence other than that, probably never will.
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>>30311023
They just wanted her to look in such a way, it doesn't mean she actually is that way.
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Unf.
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>>30311023
how did she change her manestyle exactly? did she cut one of the bangs off and grow the other out? I can't seem to visualize how she achieved it.
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>>30311317
>Not revealing the spoiler
Literally "epic fail xd"
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>>30311481
That makes the most sense i guess. She's magic though so it doesn't really need a rational explanation.
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>>30311317
>like the spoilered fucking text
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>>30311317
That's fucking gross.
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>>30311317
genital fashion is so hot
we need more
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>>30311521
I'm asking how she shaped it. I can clearly see it's different
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>>30311754
yeah sorry I got blinded by the shitposting potential of your post and completely ignored the second part of it, my bad
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>>30311481
rarity used magic to move her hairline, no need to overthink it
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“… Friendship, my little pony. Friendship.”
>The small horse gulps and lowers what could only be described as a weapon of mass annoyance.
>A high-yield sonic agitator capable of producing a frequency that could ignite air particles.
>Normally such a device is only the pipe dream of a super villain or a NGE-fag, but you managed to bullshit one with magic.
>Not that you can into magic, you had it commissioned with the limitless funds of a Princess Twilight.
>Hopefully you won’t live to see her reaction to the bill.
>But as to the reason why you need this technologically infeasible weapon is a simple one, today you have decided to help Starlight with her friendship lessons the only way you know how, by being a terrible person.
>Thus, you are am become Anonymous, Destroyer of Quiet Afternoons.
>And Ramiel here is your means of teaching Starlight a very important friendship lesson.
>The lesson of…
>Okay, there is no lesson.
>But that’s what it says in Twilight’s ledger, so this fucking sub-woofer from hell is going to be used for a friendship lesson.
>And property damage.
>Lots of property damage.
>God, this is going to be a great friendship lesson.
>Once the helper ponies have finished placing the monstrosity, you wait around until the little buggers have relocated.
>The power up sequence begins with a beautiful humming.
>You can feel the molecules in your body clench their wee-wads as various physics defying frequencies are cycled through.
>The massive, spinning blades unfurl and begin to ring like the tuning forks of doom they are.
>After lining up the Agitator with Twilight’s front door, you stand before your tool of destruction with pride.
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>>30311771
I think she would be more likely to have done it herself, considering she's on Twilight's level of magic, if not higher
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>>30311777
holy shit Anon, I can finally use this pic even if not totally relevant
and this is great, keep going
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>>30311786
I just said rarity since she's probably somewhat knowledgeable in hair styling, and maybe that's something she and starlight decided to do to become better friends
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>>30311521
Jeez EQG Glimmy is so cute. It really satisfies my transformation fetish
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>>30311867
>tsundere Asuka
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>>30311881
>tsundere Asuka
as opposed to....???
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>>30311884
Canon Asuka.

Those who think Asuka is a tsundere reveal their ignorance.
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>>30311867
Dumb weeb anon is trips not dubs
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>>30311929
>s-she's unique!
>she doesn't fit any archetype!
>i-it's not like she's the girl every guy that was born in the early 90's think of whenever you say 'tsundere'
yeah okay
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>>30311941
that's why I fucking said not totally relevant GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FAGGOTS
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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My work buddy said he jerks off to the sight of his own penis. Is that gay?
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>>30311952
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>>30311961
that's kind of weird
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>>30311961
I do that too and also jerk off to myself in the mirror and it's gay.
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>>30311943
Not an argument.

She does not fit the definition of a tsundere. Enjoy being wrong.
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>>30311975
I sorry I couldn't see your argument so I didn't feel the need to give one
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>>30311961
Well i've jerked off to pics of my own ass and i'm not gay.
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>>30311987
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>>30311777
>Sure its a massive cannon capable of wiping a city block off the map.
>But even it must learn that its girth is not mightier than yours.
>It must grovel for your respect.
>You knock on the door.

>Be Starlight Glimmer.
>Today’s been kinda ‘meh.’
>For whatever reason you decided reading old magazines from the 80’s would be a good idea.
>An unquestionable lapse in better judgement, yet you cannot help but chuckle at the more risqué language used to refer to Gryphons.
>Just absolutely savage.
>Doesn’t help that Spike has apparently been overwhelmed with cleaning the castle.
>The amount of dust floating around the halls is just unreal.
>You can FEEL yourself developing a dust allergy.
>Nose is running and everything.
>Fuck this castle and its bizarre tendency to generate dust.
>It’s made crystal, dammit!
>There isn’t even carpeting throughout most of this place, how the hell is dust materializing!?
>Blowing your nose doesn’t work.
>You’ve gone through the pantries entire stock of buffalo sauce.
>You even ate a whole horseradish.
>Not even a little respite from the nasal blockage.
>”Hey Starlight, Anon’s outside with this… thing… And he says he needs to see you.”
>Spike sighs as he runs off, only to pass by your door carrying what appears to be every worldly possession he owns on his person.
>You get to your hooves, head throbbing as blood flows once more through your choked head-veins.
>Fuck Anon’s world and all its inhabitants.
>This had better be important.

>Be Anon, Impatient God of Equestria
>Only you hold the power to decide whether or not the veil will remain whole in this sector.
>And your mercy-gland is becoming dry.
>After what can only be an excruciatingly drawn out minute-thirty, Starlight trots before you.
>Dear god, the dread of your wrath has left her a husk of herself.
>That is the look of a pony who knows that Hope has all but ran for the hills with the knowledge of your coming.

2/?
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>>30311983
My argument is quite simple. She never goes "dere," therefore she is no tsundere.
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>>30311983
STOP POSTING WHORES
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>>30312017
What the fuck is this.
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>>30312024
Yes she does, to Kaji.
She shows her Tsun side to Shinji, but doesn't get to develop her feelings enough to show him her dere side.

>>30312017
I'm scared but I want to know what's going to happen
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>>30311317

>herd

eww
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>>30312072
Being tsun to one character and dere to another does not a tsundere make. The trope comes from the transition between the two.

I'm just saying she lacks the blatant dual nature of a tsundere. She doesn't have a secret squishy center behind a rough exterior. She's just a lonely, hormonal, fucked up teenager.

Anyway I just felt like being argumentative. Have a tsundere Glimmer.
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>>30312194
>Being tsun to one character and dere to another does not a tsundere make.
[citation needed]
no, she's tsun to everyone but Kaji because she likes him.
And then she tries to replace him with Shinji and shit happens before it can get anywhere.

I can understand how this could trigger pure autismo weeblords, but she's still the 'go to tsundere' for anyone between the age of 20 to 30.
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>>30312017
>”What d’is it Anon, I’m d’not feeling wehl.”
“YES! It is I, Anonymous! And today you shall know my wrath! This world will blighted by your existence no-!!”
>”Pleeeehde sdhop shou’ding. *SNRK* My head hurts like a mudder.”
>The purple horse winces while waving her little hoof in sick protest.
>You stare at nothing in particular in annoyance.
>You clear your throat and begin once more.
“…The world will be blighted by your existence no longer -yada yada yada- PREPARE TO DIE!”
>The sound cannon whines and rises like the intimidating force of doom that it is!
>A shrill pitch causes the windows of the surrounding buildings to shatter violently.
>You can feel it.
>Sweet, beautiful victory!
>It is in within grasp!
>Finally! Once and for all you be rid of this horse and this eyesore of a Castle!
>…Though you can’t recall why you sought this path.
>Hmm…
>Weird…
>Initially, it felt like your bones were getting ready to shatter faster than a quadriplegic’s dreams of being a broadways dancer.
>Now it feels like your guts are a ghetto blaster and your brain is dropping it like its hot.
>The sound of a nose tissue is being used.
>”OOOooh, thats SO much better. Can finally BREATHE again!”
>What.
>”Thanks for that Anon, I’ve been blocked up all day.”
>N-no.
>NO!
>”Good luck with your whatever this is, sorry about turning it down though.”
>D-down?
>”Well, I got to get back to… whatever. Hit me up if you wanna do something, ‘kay?”
>The door closes.
>She turned it… down.
>Oh no.
>Sub… Sonic… Frequencies…
>You turn to look at the Agitator.
>A visible distortion is being generated by the tuning prongs.
>Like a bubble in a cotton candy machine.
>Your girth is small now.

>Be Starlight
>Celestia, it feels good to breathe again!
>”NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
>You’re almost back to your room when you remember Anon wanted you for something.
*DOOOOMMF-VIIIORP!*
3/?
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>>30312244
What the hell is going on here
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>>30312244
I have no fucking idea where he's going with this.
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>>30312210
>[citation needed]
It's okay anon, you don't have to pretend to know what a tsundere is.

>she's still the 'go to tsundere' for anyone between the age of 20 to 30
Yes, and they're wrong.
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>>30312244
>After fixing your mane and wiping the crust from your eyes, you open the door.
>Anon’s giant machine-thing is still there, but the big guy is nowhere to be seen!
>Weird…
>Oh well, better go get Spike so he can move Anon’s machine off the front lawn.
>Sometimes you wonder what goes through Anon’s mind.
>He always seems upset when you see him, you worry he might where you were emotionally a year ago.
>Oh, you hope that isn’t the case…
>Wait...
>Thats it! You’ll take him out for a nice, happy, fun-day!
>You head off to your room to plan out tomorrow for your day-out with Anon!

>Be Anon.
>All you feel is rage.
>Rage and the pain of being deconstructed on a molecular level.
>That purple horse sabotaged your machine.
>Now you are sludge on the doormat.
>Fortunately, you can feel your protoplasmic form beginning to reform into your proper state.
>You roll your gooey form back in the direction of your home.
>You are Anon.
>You have no mouth and you must scream.

End/4
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>>30312357
Very well written. I wasn't a fan of the ending but I loved everything else. The way you write Glimmer is entertaining. Good work Anon. Here, take my (you).
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>>30312357
What concept were you going off here
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>>30312210
Whats that pic from?
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>>30312692
Danke. This has been a fun experiment. Hopefully more cartoonish stuff will be written.

>>30312706
Top of my head? Wasn’t really basing it off anything in particular.
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>>30312712
End of Evangelion.
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>>30312357
It was fucking perfect Anon
the fact that some glimfags don't understand what you went for is even better tho
10/10

>>30312712
It's from NGE, when Shinji jerks one off on asuka when she's... I can't remember.
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>>30312719
Then by all means, keep writing. Not all the green here has to be fluff and sugar, it can be other shit too. And yes I mean abuse, although I'm just going to filter any abuse green posted here. But hey, if thats your thing then whatever, go ahead, we al have different ways of appreciating Glim.
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>>30312757
No wonder. I only saw the slow ass theatrical release.
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>>30312792
Then don't read it.
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>>30312806
No, if you want to abuse your waifu then make a fucking thread about it
Name it degenerate general or something, idc
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>>30312814
Not an abusefag, I just don't care what other people think about their own shit. They may think their crap smells like roses but I ain't gonna stick my head in the toilet no matter how loud they holler. If they want to write then let them write. If I dont like what I see then I'm not going to look at it.
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>>30312776
>>30312792
I guess a breakdown of inspirations would be Invader Zim and Dick Dastardly for Anon. Glimmy playing the role of Penelope Pitstop/GIR, just less lolrandumb more Innocently Oblivious in her actions.

>>30312814
In all honesty man, Starlight was never in any danger.
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>>30312826
Good, then let them make their shitty general and write their shitty greens in it.

>>30312830
Oh no Anon, don't worry, I'm not arguing about you at all.
Yours was obviously for comical purposes, cartoon laws and shit, it's not abuse.
I'm talking about real abusive shit they've been trying to push on us and whisper in our ears that it's okay to make her suffer etc.
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>>30312851
Yeah, I agree that the fucking whispering is annoying, no doubt about it. I just figured that so long as they don't shove their views into my face Ill be okay with them having their own thing.
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threadly reminder that Starlight has a canon love interest.
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>>30313381
k
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>>30313381
>implying she actually blushed in this scene
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>>30313381
Her blushing face is so adorable holy shit. Too bad that we're never going to see that expression again. because DHX doesn't care about sunburst.
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>>30313591
then what does it look like to you?
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>>30314003
I just watched that scene and she does indeed blush, still, probably just something the animators decided to put in.
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>>30314025
>it's true
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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>>30314025
Yeah she's blushing because she wants Sunburst's horse cock. She's taken
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I can't wait to see Chrysalis again and shits on Glimmer's face.
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>>30314052

More like Chrysalis captures the useless 6 and Starlight saves them again.
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>>30314037
I'll fucking go postal if this was actually ordered by the writers.
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>>30313381
>>30314037
>>30314048

DELTE THIS
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>>30314059
Nope, this time Trixie, Thorax, Discord will be the target and Starlight will can't do anything without her magic.
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>>30310626
>>30310674
Dam son, people legit think Starlight and Sunburst are older than Princess Twilight!? Twilight like babies Starlight on screen, you can't be serious. Legit people be thinking Twilight younger than the mane 6 too.

Why everyone want her so young?
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>>30314590
>Twilight like babies Starlight on screen
what do you mean by this?
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>>30314590
Little Sister Twilight would be adorable, don’t you think?
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>>30314615
So would little sister Glimmer.
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>>30314615
So would little sister any mane 6. But rarara, she must've been a fucking little shit when she was younger.
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>>30314619
Indeed. There’s a prompt, Anon’s little horse sisters are fighting for his attention. Non-sexually.
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>>30314908
>that horn

how am supposed to cuddle her face to face without stabbing my eye out?
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>>30314982
I've always wished mlp universe unicorn's horns are kinda... soft and tender not stiff.
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>>30314994
How soft?
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>>30315012
Like boneless rubber
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>>30315017
I'd prefer if it was a little stiffer than that.
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>>30314994
>>30315012
>>30315017
It is
In S1 Twiggy/rarara gets their horn filed in the spa or something, so it means they keep growing, like a nail or something, and they take care of it to stop it from being too 'pointy'
And Sweetie flicks rarara's horn in some episode, and it does a 'boing' song while vibrating
I wouldn't say it's rubberlike, but it's definitely not 'hard'
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>>30315038
Awesome. That means snuggles are exponentially less dangerous.
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>>30315038
What happens when you file too deep? Is there something inside? There's an "anatomy" picture around that shows the unicorn's brain extending into their horn.
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>>30315054
Well, we won't know until the movie comes out.
Because that hornless unicorn messes with a lot of shit, unless her horn broke and some sort of magic stops it from regenerating...
Or maybe it broke really recently, and didn't have the time to regenerate 'yet'
But there's nothing inside, that's for sure.
It's an extension of their craniums, not their brains.
Maybe made of cartilage, like our ears?
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>>30315063
Oh I forgot about that movie unicorn.
I would guess it would be something other than cartilage, something more special, since they use it for magic. Unless the magic comes from elsewhere and they just use the horn to focus it.
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>>30315121
Maybe its more like a conduit for their innate magical energy?
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>>30315121
Yes, I believe the horns are only catalysts, it's what make them capable of doing spells, but every ponies have the same 'raw' magic inside of them.
They're just magic wands attached to one's head.
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>>30314060
that'll only happen if the writers remember sunburst exists
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If you guys were given the chance, would you want Glimmer to come to Earth? Even if it would turn out like how it was in Mercury's story? Or even if it didn't go that way. Would you guys want her here, if that meant she would be happy (even if she eventually got over not being in Equestria)?
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>>30315165
>Even if it would turn out like how it was in Mercury's story
even if that's the case, I probably would, I think the answer will be based on our experience to other peoples. I believen in people, at least our country's people. my parents, friends, co-workers are all good people. they care about life, even if it's non-sentient. so they'll treat her well, since Starlight's just like us. I'll take care of her, and introduce a lot of amazing things in our world. so yeah, the answer is absolute yes.
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Gas all glimmerfags
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>>30315165
What do you mean exactly by "how it was in Mercury's story"? Do you mean she would have to suffer abuse before coming under my care? Are there other ponies or is it just her?

Regardless, one of my greatest fantasies ever since the old Storytime general has been to have pone with me on Earth, and it has only been made greater now that I have a waifu. I just wouldn't want it to affect her negatively in the long run. So if it would be like you say and she would be happy, then yes, no doubt.
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I want Glim to peg me
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I just want Glim
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What the fuck were they(writers, animators) thinking with this scene?
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>>30315660
Haha what? Is that Spike's? I didn't even notice that until I saw this screenshot.
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>>30315660
>spike abuse/wrong toothbrush
>fast acting twilight
>crazy twilight
>desperate twilight
>transformation(if spike abuse)
they want a crazy twilight
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>>30315688
It's not Spike's, it's Starlight's. according to Twilight anyway. It's like writers, animators are subtly supproting shipping(sparlight) with this particular scene
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>>30315711
Yeah but it looks like Spike's and I was just thinking maybe Twilight made a mistake? At the very least it's an odd joke from the writers/animators.
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>>30315718
I hope so
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>>30315660
>Twilight grabs a random toothbrush to use as an excuse to come see Starlight

disgusting ship faggots fuck off
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>>30315732
>inb4 animators ship Starlight with Twilight's dog
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>>30315796
>>30315732
Explain this then. Whose toothbrush was it?
Not a shipfag but just sayin'
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>>30315812
the joke wouldn't be there if she just showed starlight a regular purple toothbrush.
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>>30315660
It's been done before in cartoons recently: Triangle gem dwarf used Steven's toothbrush and he called her out on it
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>>30316106
"Which came first Anon…. Ranch or… Cool Ranch?"
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>>30315707
Keep stretching to match that denial.
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>>30315517
GLIMMY WIMMY PEGGY WEGGY
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>>30313381
>>30315660

Welp today I want to hurt myself. Starlight definitely is shipped in canon with Spike or Sunburst
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>>30316770

No she isn't
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>>30316770
Noope
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>>30316870
>>30316998
That blush for Sunburst is pretty convincing unfortunately
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>>30317048
Nah, not really. Shitburst isn't relevant anymore.
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>>30317073
He was in this season's premiere, but I get he's not that relevant. I still don't think it changes the fact that their intention is to show a little romance between the two
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>>30316767
Jesus Christ.
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Stop cuck posting
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I think we know that deep down Glim Glam only wants one thing
Thicc
Nerd
Dicc
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>>30313381
>>30314048
>>30317142

I can't take this.
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>>30317151
Anon him leaving her life is what caused her to go insane. It's probably not going to happen, but if it does, just know where its coming from and don't be too surprised.
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>>30317184
Not him, but I thought that was only because she was a naive child who lost her only friend, not anything romantic
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>>30317092
What are you trying to say here?
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>>30317296
I want the horse ass
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>>30317242
Exactly, i'm just saying that it wouldn't be that much of a stretch to turn it into a romance.

Though, I would prefer not to. We need more opposite-sex friendships in the show.
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>>30317316
Yeah. I don't think he has to worry either way because they seem to not give a shit about Sunburst. Twilight had to babysit Flurry Heart because he's so useless
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>>30317151
Don't let it get to you. Literally the only reason he was a thing was to give Starlight closure for the issue that misguided her. He hasn't had a single significant role this season, and he only appeared wordlessly in the premier, and once Twilight's fucking fantasy.
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I want to eat pizza with the Glim Glam
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>>30309092
I want to care for a broken circumcised Glimmer.
>>30317797
>>
>Day Evil Con Carne in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Your body, your bulwark against the vile Illithid-in-ponyform….
>Is a jar.
>Your sworn nemesis has placed your sludge-form in a jar.
>Even painted a suit and smiley face on it to spite you.
>Oh how you hate her.
>Now she has taken you hostage.
>Something she calls “a Fun-Day Outing.”
>Truly she is some sort inhuman monster.
>Fueled only by the purest form of sadistic hatred for all that is Good.
>A testament to her evil is that she has placed you in a magic bubble to parade her victory over you around town.
>”Hey Daisy, how’s it going?”
>”S’Alright, slow day but a good one… Whats with the jelly jar?”
>”Oh! This is Anon, he had an accident the other day and is still reconstituting.”
>LIAR!
>She somehow outwitted you and sabotaged your Sonic Agitator!
>”…I see.”
>”I’m taking him up to the hill to fly kites!”
>The pink flower horse looks uncomfortable.
>Clearly she is sympathetic to your plight.
>She will be spared in The End Times.
>”See you around, Daisy.”
>Your tormentor continues her march.

>Be Starlight Glimmer
>Today is going to be great.
>At least you hope it will be.
>Truth be told, you’re kind of worried.
>When you found Anon, he was a puddle that was shambling around his home on the edge the town.
>Lights were out, it was dusty, a bunch of nicknacks lying haphazardly about.
>The place was a disaster!
>And poor Anon was so scared and helpless…
>…
>Well, thats why you got the jar!
>And its a big jar!
>It had to be!
>Anon’s a big guy.
>Especially for you.
>Oh my, that is fun!
>Anon’s culture is so strangely appealing.
>Maybe when he’s capable of speech again you can ask where it all comes from .
>Nonetheless, today you’re gonna make it a great day.
>And you’re gonna do it with your new friend Anon.
>With kites!

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>>30317910
I'd want to help her find new ways to cum, maybe teach her how to train new erogenous zones so she could pleasure herself again.
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>>30317910

fucking disgusting
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>>30317397
I bet Starlight drinks Zevia.
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>>30317910
That legitimately made me feel sick. That's not the same thing as a castration.
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>>30316204
Damn, you're right.
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>>30317085
Remember the allusions they made between big mac and cheerilee?
It's probably just something the animators decided to throw in.
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GLIMMY LIKES KIKES
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>>30317910
Kinda hot
Im not into any kind of mutilation but since it includes Glimmer
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>>30317980
>Be Anonymous.
>This hill is too green.
>Sky too blue.
>This is all sickening.
>And this jar offers you no means of escape.
>Damn thing is hermetically sealed.
>Starlight placed a kite’s spool before you, weighed down with rocks.
>Her cruelty knows no bounds.
>”So, I’ve got planned some great things today, Anon. Great things!”
>Great would be Starlight watching her world be torn asunder while you laugh madly.
>”You may have guessed, but first we’re gonna fly kites-“
>Her vile magic adjusts the trajectory of the kite.
>”-then in the afternoon, there’s this new place opening nearby I thought would be fun to try, ever heard of tartar? No idea what it is, but it sounds exotic and the Gryphon running the place seems like a nice guy.”
>Wait—what!?
>Tartar? As in raw meat?
>As in, Beef Tartar.?
>…Or Horse Tartar.
>Oh.
>Oh yes.
>Yes, this will do nicely.
>Vengeance to the tune of Sweeney Todd~
>How decadently twisted.
>”…Anyways once lunch is handled, I was thinking we’d go see a movie. Probably something sci-fi —Ooh! I just remembered that Hyper Space Hyper Wars: The Revolt of Lunaris is playing! That should be fun!”
>Damnable historical fiction.
>Lunaris was a fool to rebel, her sisters had greater numbers in both militaries and planets under their command.
>Why, even with the support of Gargamox’s Dethkallers, she lacked the means of holding the line against the loyalists, let alone take on the Cosmo Militia.
>Just a one-sided conflict that ended in billions of ponies calling her a Martyr.
>Fools.
>All of them.
>Now Tyrannia on the other hand-
>”…Can’t say I like the new lore, though. The fact they tried to make it out like Tyrannia was secretly doing all her atrocities in the name of marekind is incredibly dumb. I mean, she was in league with demons! Space Demons! Demons don’t care about things like unity and friendship, just hurting ponies…”

2/?
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>>30318888
We need a better version of this pic.
Also, nice quads.
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>>30318919
I agree, there are much better caps of her from the show at this point.
This is one of my favorites.
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>>30306294
C A N C E R
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>>30318932
pausing the show at any time usually gets you good glimmy materiel
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>>30319011
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>>30319011
I'm going to steal that one from you.
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>>30316767
>>30317309
>>30317850
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>>30319080
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>>30318932
>>30319011

Every frame of Starlight is adorable
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>>30319089
even >>30319036 ?
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>>30319080
Starlight is pink

>>30319120
Not him, but yes.
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>>30319127
but guess whats mostly purple....
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>>30312814
look at this white knight over here
welcome to 4chan ya lil bitch
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>>30319249
What the fuck is wrong with white knighting your waifu in her own waifu thread?
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>>30319249
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>>30318919
Here's template
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>>30318738
>The knowledge that the writers of HSHW would do something like that to your favorite faction leader just—!
>Wait, is Glimmer crying?
>”…You know Anon, sometimes I feel like Twilight and her friends don’t actually trust or like me.”
>You bubble in confusion.
>Also because just regained the means of gas-processing.
>”Like, they only interact with me or hang around me just to keep an eye on me. As if I’m gonna go back to brainwashing ponies or messing with time again.”
>She’s actually crying.
>Over feeling that her friends are her wardens.
>…
>What kind of insecure, self-persecuting, weirdo is this horse?
>”But thats why I like you Anon. You want to be around me, you even seek me out when I feel down and make me feel better… You really care about me.”
>You are Anonymous.
>You are frothing with so much anger at the idea that Starlight has misinterpreted your assassination attempts as ‘friendliness.’
>The pressure of the gas you were generating causes the jar’s lid to explode.
>A hand, your hand, pushes forth from the slime and grasps at the cold air.

>Be Glimmy
>You are shocked to see Anon’s jar suddenly burst open.
>Especially since there is now a partially formed, green hand grasping around violently!
>How could this happen?
>Why did this happen?
>Could it…?
>Could it be because of what you said?
>Was your confession of appreciation the catalyst needed to push Anon to speed up his recovery?
>If that’s the case then…
>Wow!
>Friendship really is magic!
>You’re tearing up from the beauty of it all~!
>You grab the jar and hug it.
“Keep going Anon! Let my love fuel your healing!”
>The goo that once was an alien stallion from another dimension bubbles more vigorously and the hand raises as an arm grows from the sludge.
>It reaches over the rim of the jar starts stroking your mane.
>Sure it’s a little slimy, but he’s petting you!
>HE’S PETTING YOU~!
>Oh its so wonderfully romantic~!

3/?
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>>30319328
Naive Glimmy is cute.
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Where is THICC Glim
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>>30319480
I have her right here.
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>>30318719
Earlier I was saying how I want to hurt her forever. Infibulation is the perfect way to do that.
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>>30319630
You could have said, "I see your brains are already circumcised because you're missing some of it."
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>>30319606
Kill yourself.
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its cute how in EQG Starlight sometimes has her hands relaxed in a fist as if theyre hooves because she isn't used to hands
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>>30319789
dont go rolling in shit with them
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>>30319820
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>>30319818
Its fucking adorable as fuck!
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>>30319868
Nu, Old or Human, shes still our(my) glimmy
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>>30319899
That's how I see it as well.
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>>30319899
But Glimmy never was a human since EqG ain't canon
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>>30319919
Its just an alternate timeline
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>>30319328
>Today is the best day ever.
>You spilled your heart out to Anon and he responded with physical affection!
>Though a part of you is concerned it might just’ve been him trying out his new limb.
>…
>Nah, those were totally intentional pettings and chin scratchies.
>Doki-doki is at maximum~!
>He still going t

>Be Rage-Slime
>KILL
>MAIM
>TORTURE
>KIIIIILLLL

>Be the Happiest Little Pony known as Starlight Glimmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiwpZS3Vqg

>You went on a whirlwind adventure of fun with Anon.
>First, you went to the Tartar place.
>It was nice, your meal was this kinda tough jelly that wasn’t very sweet but definitely tasted good.
>Kept getting weird looks from passerbys, but it was okay because you liked it.
>Anon cleaned his plate and generated eyes.
>You kinda wish you used acrylic paint instead of permanent ink on his jar.
>You can’t remove the drawn on eyes.
>Continuing down the list, next you two went to the theatre.
>The movie was just as bad as you thought, fortunately it was saved by wardrobe malfunctions and acting more wooden than Flutterhy’s Cabin.
>A bad film can still be a hilarious film, especially when the lead’s breastplate kept popping off whenever the gestures got too enthusiastic.
>Apparently, Anon does not handle bad movies well.
>He kept throwing popcorn at the screen and at you.
>Then again, the foals in the next row were very appreciative of the snack-rain.
>Why are you second guessing this altruist alien?
>He’s so selfless and kind.
>You don’t deserve him.
>Next, the two of you went to a chocolatier shop!
>Okay, it was just Sugarcube Corner.
>But it was Chocolate Day!
>Chocolate things all over the place!
>Pinkie, for whatever reason, had covered herself in chocolate.
>Something about no wrong way to fantasize, Celestia forbid you learn what that means.
>Regardless, you and Anon picked up a case of assorted chocolates.
>Being the gentlestallion that he is, Anon carried the box back to the castle.

End
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>>30320135
Das it for tonight, gonna sleep. Hope y’all enjoyed this weird thing.
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>>30319919
That's a can of worms that for the sake of the thread I'm not going to open
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>>30319899
(you) mean (my) Glimmy. I have a certificate to prove it but I'm on mobile
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>>30320199
That's weird because i have a similar certificate signed by the federal govt.
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>>30320330
Mine was too, as well as signed by the top diplomats in Equestria
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Nice one
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>>30320443
>>30320433
Fucking wew lad, you really expect glimmy to marry you after that one?
Guess she's mine then.
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we need to clone some glimmys
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>>30320458
I got a little autistic making sure my words were correct. But hey, Glimmy makes mistakes all the time too
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>>30320484
That didn't work so well last time. If we do though I got dibs on the original
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To that Anon that posted the song "Every little thing she does is magic" by the Police, thank you. Seriously, because of that song, Glimmer has really grown on me (not enough to replace Trix but enough to make me want to cuddle her and tell her that she's amazing). The song legit makes me happy and I love it. Glim is a good pone.

- Trixiefag


Also, the song makes me think of Trix now too which is an obvious bonus.
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>>30320660
holy shit I just realized the episode is named from the police song, since everything she does in it is magic. Am I retarded?
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>>30320691
No. I didn't realize it either until you pointed it out.
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>>30320691
i thought that was why he connected the song with glimmer
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>>30320836
It probably is. I never connected any of it together or even knew people accociated that song with her, but it all makes sense now
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>>30320840
Either way, it's a nice song.
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>>30320848
Can't deny that. Makes it better now that I can associate it with Glimmy
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>>30320135
Dude, your shit is gold. I fucking loved all of it, especially that song at the end. 5/7 would listen to your song choice again.

Keep up the good shit, Anon.
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>>30320660
>Trixiefag
Just admit most of your care comes from using Glim as gateway to shove your waifu into the show.
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>>30321599
Actually I started to like her character when I saw her in the comics. I was at comicon and saw how shit the average merchandise was there and so I picked up a comic to make myself feel better about how much I fucking wasted on a ticket. It was the 50th issue of FiM, the one in which Discord became Accord. In this one, Accord mind-slaved everyone in Equestria turning them "orderly" and "harmonious". Glimmer was the last unaffected pony. She convinced Accord to "play fair" and convince her to join his side if he really thought what he was doing was right. I liked the way she dealt with the situation and I found it incredibly charming how she didn't automatically default to "kill it with friendship magic" like how they do it in the show. After that I started paying more attention to her, bumping her up to "Ponies I really like" status. I do love the fact that with her being the main focus of the show, Trixie is able to get more screen time. But even without that I still would've liked Glimmer. She's adorable and fun to watch and read.

Honestly it's kind of vexing how well they draw her in the comics (I like Price's art), meanwhile Trixie is only drawn by Garbowska...
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>>30321657
That arc wasn't as horrible as most of main series stories but I still dislike it. Accord was so retardly strong, there was no tension. Twilight and Luna defeated pointlessly, OOC Discord, whiny Celestia, Starlight's characterization. the wrtier portraited Starlight's character without any of her flaws, quirks and charms. she was there, just for being a smartass. that is not Starlight I fell in love with. I wouldn't call it shit but it was a huge disappointment.(I liked #48) I don't read IDW comics after this. and if I remember correctly, one of Trixie's FF comic was at leaset decent. so be glad with that m8, cuz my personal long waited Starlight's FF comic was unredeemable trash(thanks to fosgitt)
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>>30321858

I'm not really a big comic reader so I wouldn't know about the past issues and the intricacies of the medium. I just liked how different she was than what I have come to expect from the poners. I do admit that shit wasn't exactly written well, but I didn't care about the story in the first place so I guess that evens out? Anyways, point is that I started to pay more attention to Glimmer after this and I began to appreciate her more. As I've said before, Glimmer is a good pone.

Also, I care more about the art seeing that I'm mostly a drawfag and I tend to use things like this as references. Well that and I wanted some cute Trixie to gush over (and maybe make into a pseudo shrine). I don't buy merch much and so I was hoping that this autistic purchase of mine (Trixie FF) would have been what I was expecting and more. Sad to say, but I was let down.
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>>30321893
yeah... I get that feeling.
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>>30320660
>>30320691
>>30320792
>there are people in this thread that dont know the police
Im literally shaking, what do you faggots hear?
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>>30321927
I listen to classical music and 60's stuff. I enjoy dubstep and pop punk on occasion though. I always tried to avoid 80s music since that was always what my uncle would listen to and hearing it always made it so I felt like someone was smoking cigarettes right next to me. But now I know that I've been missing out.

Got any good songs to recommend, Anon? Maybe stuff you'd listen to with Glim or Trixie?
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“Hmm hmm hm thing she does is magic. Hmm hm hm turns me on. Do doo do doo life was tragic, hmm hmmm for her goes oonnn~”
> You ‘hum’ an off-key tune as you walk through Ponyville.
> By your side is a certain pink pony.
> Starlight trots by your side as the two of you make your way towards the Sugar Cube Corner.
> Being able to spend time with your Glimmy has put you in a good mood.
> It has been ages since she was free.
> You can’t help but think that Twilight is over working her.
> What with all of the magical horse missions she has been making Star do.
> Twiggles really should learn how to ease up.
> Your heart becomes heavy as you think back on the days you had to spend here in Ponyville while Starlight was out with the rest of the gang solving friendship problems.
> Everything felt dull.
> Like something was missing.
> You knew WHO that something was.
> You missed Starlight.
> Somehow days without her just seem… less colorful.
> Which is saying something here in Ponyville.
> You look over towards Starlight.
> She’s bobbing her head to the tune.
> Seeing this, you sing louder.
“I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day~”
“And ask her if she'll marry me in some old fashioned way~”
> Starlight giggles by your side.
> “I guess we can rule ‘singing’ out as one of your special talents”
> Glimmer pokes her tongue out at you as she says this, teasing you for your lacking of musical ability.
> You grunt in response.
> “I like it though. You sound like you really mean what you are singing.”
> A light laughter makes its way out of her as the two of you walk.
> You smile at her, choosing not to reply.
> The two of you continue down the road in comfortable silence.
> That is until Starlight decides to break it with a surprising question.
> “What’s the song about?”
> You falter a bit as you hear this.
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>>30322159
> Tilting your head, you look down at the cheerful pony.
> Glimmer looks back up at you whilst sporting a cute, innocent smile on her face.
> Seeing this, you can’t help but feel your cheeks heat up.
“Actually Glim—” You pause, trying to find your words.
> Starlight quirks an eyebrow in response.
“I was singing about you”
> You let out a chuckle, trying to dissipate some of awkwardness of the situation.
> A blush comes to Glimmers face as she immediately turns forward, keeping her eyes glued to the path ahead.
> The two of you continue on in slightly less than comfortable silence.
> And once again, Glimmer is the one to break it.
> “Everything?”
> It’s a simple question.
> You give her a simple answer.
“Yes.”
> She goes quiet once more, seemingly mulling over your answer.
> By now her face has gone tomato red.
> You would comment about how cute she looked when she was embarrassed like this, but you were pretty certain that if you said that then she’d transform you into a mare, so you opt to hold your tongue instead.
> “Even the marrying part?” She asks in a voice barely above a whisper.
> You stop in place.
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>>30322161
> It takes a moment for Starlight to realize that you aren’t walking with her anymore.
> She stops a few feet ahead of you and turns back.
> You take in a deep breath.
> This catches Glimmers attention.
> She moves to look up at you as her ears flick in happy, expectant embarrassment.
“Glimmer” You say.
> “Yes, Anon?” She replies.
“I want to marry you.”
> She is left speechless.
> Tears well up in the corners of her eyes.
> A hoof goes her mouth as she tries to cover the wide smile sitting on her face.
> You continue speaking.
“I want to marry you Starlight Glimmer, but I want to do it properly. And that means that I want to propose to you properly too. I want you to feel like the luckiest, happiest pony in all of Equestria. So can you can you give me that chance in the future?”
> You stand firm before ‘your’ mare.
> She sniffles and gives you a small nod.
> Hoots and cheers erupt from the small street side audience that the two of you managed to gather.
> You only now remember where the two of you were.
> That is, in the middle of Ponyville, surrounded by a lot of other ponies.
> You pick up the smiling, giggling, obliviously-happy Glimmer and begin jogging your way out of the public’s eye.
> As you hold Starlight in your arms, you hear her giggle and sniffle in pure joy.
> You begin to laugh too.
> She wraps her hooves around your neck, burying her face into you.
> “Don’t make me wait, Anon.”
> You smile.
> You won’t.
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>>30321927
Stop posting
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>>30320691
>>30321927
I know the police, I just never connecting two and two together with Starlight.
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>>30322180
cute
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>>30322202
>20 off
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>>30322180
Almost too sweet desu.
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>>30320135
I kekd at the song
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glimmer is loved
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>>30323594
by me
who are those fags?
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>>30323594
Yeah, by me.
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>>30323594
Kill cuck posters
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Why is the board being flooded with glim posts.
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Fucking Barbiefags take responsibility for your ugly siblings
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>>30323802
Because the mods are incompetent retards who can't do their job.
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>>30323844
If you are opposed to the shitposters report them. Otherwise you're enabling it and ruining your own reputation
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>>30323802
It is the rule of the (you) economy that if the most effective tactic available is discovered it becomes the rule. Glimshitposts have proven to be most profitable in this regard, so evidently they are massively exploited.
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>>30323856
When half the board is nothing but shitty Poochie OC's the mods should just get to work handing out bans without needing reports.

Do mods not know how to use the catalog or something?... Wait, that actually makes a lot of sense.
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>>30323873
So you're saying "well I won't report because I feel nothing will happen"

You are allowing it.
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>>30323890
Nah, I still report despite what little good it'll do, the mods have to actually start fucking doing something though.
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>>30322180
Did you write that pregnant starlight green a few threads back? I was convinced you did until I saw it wasn't in your pastebin.
I suppose someone random just wrote it then.
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>>30324014
I don't.
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>>30324014
I wouldnt post there
more than anything because all these threads are going to be deleted if the mods do their fucking job

save for this one,you are pretty organized here t b h
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>>30324308
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>>30324325
>>30324014

Fuck off.
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>>30323999
Sad to say that it wasnt me who wrote that. I liked it too though. Very cute.
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as I said,they were going to be deleted and time puts everyone on their place
now,keep on having a nice thread faggots
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Fuck, I love her.
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>>30324896
I read her name as Starlight Slimmer
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>>30324896
it hurts so bad. I need her right now and I love her so much
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>>30324896
That's very nice of her.
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>>30324896
>tfw still waiting for hard cover of this book and trixie book
fuckin' hasbro, do you job
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>>30325269
*your*
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>>30325238
>that tail hole
I want some porn of this.
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>>30307951
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>>30325673
nigger she's always cute
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>>30324925
Thats a nice face you got there Glim.
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>>30311588

Is this guy bullshitting? I'm getting mixed signals
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>>30325713
what about her doggo form? https://derpibooru.org/1463561
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>>30325768
I'm not sure how to feel about this
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>>30325765
I don't know, I wasn't there. People seem to be calling bullshit though. Regardless, I refuse to bother myself with it.
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>>30325768
She looks like Zarya.
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>>30324896
So innocent, so young
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>>30325765
>Vogel
>supporting hetero ship
lmao
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>>30311491

you guys are cucks it seems
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>>30327292
Somebody is upset they are being cucked by their waifu
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>>30325768
Correction: Official, canon Glimmy is always cute. Fanart is hit or miss
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>>30327378
We'll fucking see fag.
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>Browse Starlight Glimmer on tumblr
>one of first result is this
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>>30327460
What te actual fuck is this monstrosity?
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>>30327460
>Browse Starlight Glimmer on tumblr

there's your first mistake buddy, don't go anywhere other than derpibooru for fanart
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>>30327460
Disgusting
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>>30327460
Why the fuck do they always fuck the noses so bad?
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>>30306294
Starlight Glimmer and Sunset Shimmer meeting each other needs to become canon!
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>>30328117
Why?
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Edited because why not?
source:https://derpibooru.org/1152984
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>>30306294
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>>30315660
I don't know; what were they thinking with this scene?
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>>30328641
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bumpo
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>>30328663
Teasing, just like they always do
You must be blind if you dont realize this show has a lot of fanservice
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Gas all Glimmerfags
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Updates! A rather large update this time; 6k words.

This segment contains a clop/lewd scene between Insp Anon and Starlight.
> Yes; you read right. A 6k word clop/lewd segment.

It is erotic, powerful and very loving, and it highlights especially the bravery and resilience of our beloved Glim Glam (traits that I see and love about her in the show).
> I recognise that these are very debatable, but let's not start an argument about what's canon and not; this is my perception of Glim and how I understand and love her as a character, and I acknowledge that you may not agree with me, so let's just leave it at that and just love Glimmy Glam for the wonderful pony she is.
> If anything, let's just be contented with this cute pic of Glimmer.

"Because I Choose To" by Mercury
(A SPG greentext story featuring Starlight Glimmer and Inspector Anon from the Police Force. Lots of love and feels in store.)
Part 1 - http://pastebin.com/qaSx0kEU
Part 2 - https://pastebin.com/GKxvUCek
(Updates are posted in Part 2).

I do realise that what is depicted here may be a little... raw(?)/crude(?)/disgusting(?), and I understand if it may not suit everybody's taste. I would love to hear your views on it, so leave a comment if you want, yeah?

Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all the support and for reading. Do post your comments, ideas, suggestions and criticisms below, as always.

Stay awesome ^^
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>>30329543
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>>30329582
Does your story mainly portray Starlight as a pet? I can tell you're a very passionate and talented writer I just wanted to know before diving in, because I'm not really into that kind of stuff.
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>>30329710
> Does your story mainly portray Starlight as a pet?
Not really, no. I have a few turn-ons (maid outfits and thigh-highs are two of them; preferably together) that are very much vanilla, so BDSM and its associated fetishes are definitely not for me.
> This includes pet-play, which I frankly find degrading and disturbing. I am not dissing anyone who likes it; just saying that it is not for me, that's all.
> My idea of sex is consensual, huggy and loving, complete with loads of kisses and cuddles afterwards. Again, I am not trying to imply anything about the BDSM community and this is just my opinion, so don't take offence or read too much into it.

I try to reflect my attitudes and values in my writing, and I don't think that Insp Anon treats Glim like a "pet" in any way. Even if for some reason it comes off like that, rest assured that it isn't my intention at all.

Thank you for your interest, by the way. Stay awesome ^^
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>>30329710
Teaser from the last portion of the update I posted:
> You swallow hard and kiss her on the forehead, thanking her for the sacrifice that she has made. The pink pony in your arms manages to nod softly as she cries, and your teary eyes rest on the glowing jewel in her horn-ring.
> What Starlight did is a concrete and powerful demonstration of the fire of her love for you, even when she has already given you the wonderfully thoughtful gift that you are wearing around your neck. A wave of tears spill forth from your eyes as you realise this, and you kiss her again and bury your face into her mane again as your chest heaves.
> Starlight has chosen you as you have chosen her. She loves you as fiercely as you love her.
> If there was any doubt in your mind about that, it is definitely gone now.
> ...

I doubt you will see something like this if it is a green centred on pet-play as a fetish. Again, it's my opinion, so feel free to disagree.
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>>30329873
Yeah I only read the first little bit about a week ago and bringing Starlight home with a leash kind of turned me off but I'll probably give it an honest shot when I get home. I'm on mobile with only 20% charge so I really should be conserving it.
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>>30329955
Well, this isn't a major bit of info to count as a spoiler, so I'll just say that in Insp Anon's world, pony slaves must be collared and leashed in public.
> It is a requirement by law; a necessary evil, and not a fetish-related thing.
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>>30329710
I fucking hate people like you, and I genuinely wish you to die
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>>30329997
I'll still give it a read, you seem to put a lot of passion in your work.
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>>30330040
What did he do wrong? It was a genuine inquiry
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>>30330045
Well thank you, then. I hope that you will like the rest of the story.

Have a cute Glim, and stay awesome.
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>>30330040
did he pound sand up your cunt or something?
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Do you think unicorns discharge some magic from their horn during climax? Asking for a friend
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>>30330137
> Asking for a friend
Get his faggot ass in here and let him ask it himself.

> asking for a "friend"
Just ask the damned question if you are curious, you massive faggot.
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>>30330197
>being this new
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>>30329582
aw hell yeah
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>>30329813
I've called your story petplay before. I'm sorry if you were offended by it. I didn't know you felt that strongly about it and I didn't mean it as an insult or to imply you were writing about Starlight being degraded in any way. We have different interpretations of petplay.
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>>30330058
>>30330066
It just bothers me when people ask those stupid ass questions
>does it has meat? Im sorry I dont eat that shit
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>>30330558
the actual gif is amazing
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>>30306411
This is literally me. Sometimes I can even feel her against me.
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>>30313381
>>30314037
Eh, that's ok. Sunburst is my personality anyway. If she likes him, she'll like me.
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>>30331131
he's not relevant so it doesn't matter
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>>30331052
It is. I hope that guy makes more solo pics of her.
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>>30330742
> I'm sorry if you were offended by it
Apology accepted, but to be perfectly honest, I'm not offended at all.
I may feel strongly about certain things, but to get upset over something so mild as a misunderstanding would be just silly. Don't worry about it.

> We have different interpretations of petplay.
Apparently we do. It may be misinformation on my part, though, but even the concept of it doesn't appeal to me.

I appreciate you voicing your concerns and perspectives, though, so thank you.

Stay awesome ^^
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>>30330971
I dunno man he was just asking if it had petplay in it because he wouldn't want to read something he's not into. I don't like it either personally but I still enjoy Mercury's work, and it really isn't in there.
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>>30331131
You a bitch then
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>>30331214
What scene is this?
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>>30331196
>>30331214
CUTE
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>>30331422
Beginning of Celestial Advice, when Spike is trying to distract her while Twilight takes measurements for the mirror gift.
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>>30331131
If you think it's ok that makes you a cuck
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>>30331191
>7 digits
I guess that settles it
>>30331052
give us a link to the actual gif then
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>hfw she didn't get tendies
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>>30331775
https://derpibooru.org/1464075?q=starlight+glimmer
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>>30331797
>seconds before
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>>30317910
This is fucking horrible but what the fuck boner
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>>30331348
>mfw I didn't have this pic
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>>30332406
She's got such a pretty mane.
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>>30332183
>mummy and daddy fighting
>no tendies
>no upsies
Glim glam had a hard life.
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>>30332433
She got her upsies.
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>>30330558
She's on heat!
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>>30332490
in
she's in heat
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>>30332465

>hfw she didnt
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I finished the story. This has become my headcanon. It explains how they reformed her overnight to be fragile, penitent, and meek.
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>>30333046
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kek Starlight must be a Seth's second waifu
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>>30333108
Does he even talk about Trixie anymore?
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>>30333118
yeah, she's still his first.
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>>30333137
>
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>>30333108
What a piece of shit.
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>>30333046
This makes me love her all over again so much. Looking at every image in this thread, I just imagine her publicly infibulated cunt and longing and suffering and shame. I want to hold her and call her "Circumlight" and have it hurt every time; I want her to cry every night aroused and run her hoof to her nethers only to feel the scar where her clit used to be and infibulated cunt below, knowing she deserves it and weep. I want to hug her and hold her tight as she cries into my shoulder and longfully presses her scars and sutures against my naked thigh and feels only shame and disgrace and loss and permanent punishment through mutilation of her most private and sensitive parts for all to see and she deserves it, my mutilated circumcised Glimmer.
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>>30333299
>this faggot is still around.
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>>30333368
I post reasonably often, just usually not about abuse. When I post about abuse, I try to remember to put my name on, per request.
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>>30333405
..And I forgot to remove my name for that post.

Be grateful I am so courteous as to oblige your request to put on a name for abuse posts.
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>>30333046
>>30333299
I read these and I feel myself wonder, ‘why?’ I can understand not liking the character, I can understand having venom run through your veins whenever Jim Miller or Vogel have audacity to say they’re in the right, I can understand wanting Starlight to be punished for mind control and enslavement. But genital mutilation and specifically this particular form of torture is just… weird. This is some Cruel and Unusual punishment even by the standards of someone who plays Dark Eldar and Nurgle CSM’s in WH40K. It goes without saying that the crime of Mind Control, the act of stripping someone of their freewill is a damnable offense -one that can never truly be repented for, but this fascination with clitoral circumcision and infibulation is just unhealthy. Honestly, it reminds me of those Feminazis who wanted to castrate all men, just turned around. Its bizarre, this and the sudden infatuation with gelding. Are we really moving towards the coveting of aggressive contraception?

This… this is sick.
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Every incarnation of Starlight Glimmer is beautiful.
If you disagree, you dont really like her, for her.
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>>30333299
>Circumlight
Apex kek
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>came in here to clitpost but someone beat you to it
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>>30333486
I'm not an anti eqgfag but i think that outfit is really mismatched with her character.
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>>30333486
It's damn true. She's cute as fuck.
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>>30333754
I think it works. It's cute as fuck on her and is better than any concepts I saw before she was put into EQG
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>>30333299
You need Jesus in your life my fren
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>>30334326
she made me a better person try not to cringe too hard at that.
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>>30334340
faggot, me too
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>>30334340
>>30334688

Mind sharing how? It's not cringe, that's what waifus do for many people, and understandably so.
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>>30333480
>It goes without saying that the crime of Mind Control, the act of stripping someone of their freewill is a damnable offense -one that can never truly be repented for
If you say so.
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>>30334713
It's not that complicated. I got a job few months ago and when things are getting too hard for me. I think of her and try not to give it up. my colleagues compliment me alot(never happend before) so I think... I'm changed and kinda grow up, just like Glim. what an inspiring horse.
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>>30334340
At first I cringed but then filled with envy
Her absence is nothing but killing me
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>>30334933
what? why?
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>>30334933
shut up, faggot
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>>30334713
I just see a massive amount of myself in her, especially when it comes to becoming wrapped up in ideology, socially isolated, controlling and treating people like shit due to emotional baggage and insecurities.
>Being very closed toward other people for fear of being judged or disliked (that episode about her trying to hide her feelings, when she literally sweats while telling maud about her interests)
>Being anxious and avoidant in general.
>Having to let go of her bitterness and admit she's wrong.
>Being very "passionate" and impulsive etc
I could go on but yea, seeing her get through a lot of things i have had or have to deal with relaxes me and makes me want to be better as well, even if these things should be obvious to anyone over the age of 10.
Also as autistic as it sounds it's nice to have someone to impress
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>be a Glimmerfag at the start of season 6
>general opinion of her seems positive
>have a sense this is not to last

>after being tolerant of each other for a while, Sunsetfags and Glimmerfags start picking fights
>to be expected

>catalog gets spammed with Glimmer, causing opinion of her to rapidly sour
>so it goes

>oldGlimfags show up putting down "nuGlim"
>whatever, they eventually go away

>people start saying they want to beat up Glim because they love her
>that's fucked, but I can laugh it off

>go to other thread
>people seriously talking about Starlight having her genitals mutilated
>mfw

It's only going to get worse, isn't it.
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>>30335090
No, its just going to settle down eventually.
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>>30335110
I hope so anon.
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Very important, please vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/13221756
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>>30335110
I don't think it'll ever stop being my headcanon that she's circumcised.
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>>30335133
piss off
>>30335140
a gun should fix that
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>>30333137

I'm starting to think he wants to dump Trixie for Starlight, and just sticks with Trixie out of habit
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>>30335149
>oldglim
You should agree she got circumcised; it explains how she went from pic related to broken and meek.
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>>30335178
I loved that green but you are an idiot, dude.
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>>30335178
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>>30335140
>>30335178
Fuck off.
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500 / 248 / 83 / 1
Not bad
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>>30335204
might as well
>>30335207
>>30335207
>>30335207
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>>30335210
Oh fuck you beat me.
I'll delete mine
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>>30335185
It's half tongue-in-cheek. I know it would be ludicrous to actually think it plausible, but I love it anyway.
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