MLP General

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THE SUPERIOR RACE

>>30245621
>>30245624

Rainbow dash smells like vanilla

Fluttershy is amazing. I want to kiss her all over.

rip loliposter

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ONLY SECOND TO THE ALICORNS THEMSELVES

>>30245632
even her ponut?

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>>30245632
So does he!

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>>30245632
What if she kisses you first?

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>>30245632

>>30245649
I would remember that moment for the rest of my life.

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why is she always so hungry

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>>30245653

>>30245658
She retains the horse appetite and nutritional needs. And horses are fucking huge.

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>>30245654
What if the rest of your life is with her?

>>30245658
Huh. Each of those are unique cycles. Not straight re-usages.

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>>30245665
u-unf

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>>30245665
>tfw your waifu is always hungry and eats like a horse, yet stays slim and sexy

>>30245686
That just means you'll need to really....bring home the bacon.

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>>30245658
Maybe being so consistently awful makes her work up an appetite

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>>30245688
it would make me so happy to feed my waifu lots and enjoy watching her eat

Your waifu said she's sorry, but she can't date a college dropout. She says she wants someone more reliable.
She hopes you understand.

>>30245699
Rarity eats the most.

>>30245701
But I have a master's degree.

Do not fatten the ponies

>>30245712
Well of course *your* waifu is very happy and loves you lots then
You can go laugh about the failures with the other waifus

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>>30245707
girl can really put it away

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Dear princess Celestia, I’d just like to interject for a moment.

What you’re referring to as friendship, is in fact, Magic/friendship, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, magic plus friendship. Friendship is not an ability to beat bad guys unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning magic system made useful by honesty, loyalty and laughter components comprising the full elements of harmony as defined by the friendship reports.

Many ponies use a modified version of magic every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of magic which is widely used today is often called friendship, and many of the ponies are not aware that it is basically the magic system, developed by pony magic.

There really is a friendship, and these ponies are using it, but it is just a part of the abilities they use. Friendship is the source: The basis that allocates Equestria’s magic to various activities that ponies do. Friendship is an essential part of equestrian magic, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete magical system. Friendship is normally used in combination with the magic of harmony: the whole power is basically magic with friendship added, or magic/friendship. All the so-called elements of harmony are really the power of magic/friendship.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

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Who is your favorite Shim Sham?

>>30245734
Top row #4.

When I was watching Rainbow Rocks in the theater, when she took her jacket off some kid up at the front yelled out "that's a really nice shirt!" And I have to agree.

>>30245730
That pony is too smug

>>30245730
>no generosity and kindness
FLAWED

>>30245730
>twilight will never bite a sizeable chunk of her dirty hoof in public and absentmindedly eat it

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>>30245756
What do you want, it's FREE. Submit a fucking pull request.

>>30245748
>watching Rainbow Rocks in the theater

i will never know the bliss of watching pony on a giant screen in public

>>30245774
If only there was a feature length MLP film coming out in a few months.

If only....

>>30245748
>watching Rainbow Rocks in the theater

Wait, what? They showed EQG movies in theater? Did I seriously forget that?

>>30245774
But Doug is not pony.

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>>30245779
i was implying that i'm too much of a pussy to reveal my power level

>>30245781
Equestria Girls and Rainbow Rocks had a limited theater release, at least here.

It was only like two showings on two weekends, but it happened.

Friendship Games and Everfree were both straight to TV/Netflix.

Why would you go to a theater to watch pony?
You can't make witty comments about a scene or make up lewd innuendos with like-minded people
You can't pause to jerk off to frozen frames of pony asses
You can't watch it naked
You have to pay for it
Kids are going to be noisy as fuck
There is literally no reason to watch pony in a theater

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>>30245781
limited release

Bitter oldfag here, catching up on episodes
What is with those rips of Hard to Say Anything with edited sound pitch? It sounds fucking terrible

>>30245810
Use the second audio file my man

>>30245801
Gotta support the brand.

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>>30245802
>limited

Oh shit you're right, it's all coming back to me now. Man, those were good times.

>>30245802
Andrea always looks like she's seen some shit.

>>30245802
andrea is a goddess

look at those legs

>i have a huge pony eating fetish

you guys are giving me turbo boner

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>>30245828
she has seen all of the shit

>>30245734
Pajama Sham and Pony Sham are best

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>>30245848
>desperately clawing Andrea's hand

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>>30245734
Best shim sham isn't even on there.

>>30245734
Pony is the only not shit one

>>30245861
She looks like a Knight of the Zodiac.

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>>30245857
sweet dreams sunny bunny

>>30245861
She looks like fucking Rogal Dorn

>Posting VAs
>no Nicole
Shame on you.

>>30245801
you can do all of those things in the theater if you just don't give a fuck

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>>30245882
mom is great

>>30245822
thats some rough lovin'

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>mom will never put her arms around you

What would your real mom think about you calling some random other woman "mom"?

>>30245914
My mother's dead

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>>30245914
>momcucking your own mom

>>30245914
I've never called my own mother mom on account of we don't speak english.

>>30245914
she would fall in love with horsemom also then we would all go on a filly molesting spree

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>>30245930
applejack pls

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>>30245937

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i love my 4de squiggletail so much

her tail is so purple and squiggly

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such a nice butt too

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these are not my photos, but she looks even better IRL

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Would you?

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Isn't this a pegasus thread? post some winged cuties

>>30246136
I miss rumbleanon
he always had the best sadpanda links for strange and outlandish fetishes

>>30246181
Why are those two so great?

>>30246184
Because your taste is awful

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>>30246184
They go together like bacon and cotton candy

>>30246200
sometimes I worry about your arteries

>>30246200
Those smiles are too much for me.

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>>30246129

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>Shimmy discovers MLPG

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Stop barbie-shitposting, you flaming faggots.

>new recurrent EQG fag in MLPG

I fucking hate the mid hiatus

>>30246216
Man, I would stick my dick in that filly.

>>30246216
>>30246219
I can never tell if you people are the kind who joined from /mlp/ or if you're just that cynical from being here since the beginning. Either way you're faggots.

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Equestria Pank is really underrated

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>>30246215
>Shimmy discovers all the porn on derpibooru of her taking horsedick.

>>30246216
At least they're talking about something actually related to the franchise instead of constantly shitposting about how much they want to fuck fictional kids

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>>30246216
The correct term is "doug monster"

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>>30246222
They are right though.
They have always been right and they will always fight for the side of light.
Death to all dougposters.

REMINDER

Eqg after EQG 1 > MLP> EQG 1

>>30246234
Epic

>>30246228
This image killed my childhood...

>>30246234
>>30246227
>>30246224
>>30246222
>>30246215
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/out/

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>>30246250
Sure man, whatever.

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>>30246224
I love the little hair-thingies going over Applejacks ears.

What are we mad about this morning?

>>30246276
Same thing MLPG is always mad about, things no normal person gets angry at.

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>>30246276

fags posting nonpone in a pone general
the usual really

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>Derp.

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>>30246280
cool

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>>30246293

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>>30245843

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>>30246282
Fuck you

>>30246310
Please don't awoo

>>30246310
>Having no other way to defend his shitposting, eqgposters resort to rudeposting
As expected of these subhumans.

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>>30246311

>>30246313
>shitposting is anything I dislike

And people get mad at me when I say MLPG is /v/.

We have this argument everyday I think

And still they won't leave

>>30246319
I would say once every 2-3 days.

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>>30246313
There's no reasoning with delusional faggots
Also Shimmy is a horse and a cute

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>celestiacucks sitting on their high horse
>again

>>30246325
She needs to be horsier.

>>30246325
>delusional faggots
Like people who think EqG is anything but pure shit?

>>30246326
I want to sit on Celestia

EQG is not canon and none of the animals portrayed in that spinoff are horses or have ever been in the main show

so unless sunset shitter gets an episode in the my little pony series, she doesn't exist
go back to your monster high general

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real talk now, why are celestiacucks so prominent inside My Little Pony General reoccuring threads
are they simply a vocal minority does the upbringing related defect in the form of unhealthy (or rather, nonexistent) mother-son relationship and participation in the dead thread for a shitty show for little girls common symptoms of a single/similiar cause?

>>30246364
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>30246303
What voice do you hear the "WOW! GLIMMER" in?

>>30246369
George Takei

>>30246369
Ever since he covered that one episode, DWK.

>>30246367
why are you replying

>>30246376
what episode

>>30246379
>why are you replying
I'm genuinely confused about what he's shitposting about

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>>30246381
he's shitposting
just don't reply to shitposts, you'll create a chain of replies
is that so hard to comprehend

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>>30246369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXCb6Ihqx68

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>Today is National Eyewear Day

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>>30246403

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>>30246403
I heard eyewear and came as fast as I could.

>>30246369
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4c/Chatwheel_wow.wav

glasses are shit
gimme contacts every day

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Feed the filly. Feed her!

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>>30246416
I have this weird fear of putting things in my eye so it's glasses for me

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>>30246418
I don't want my fillies to get too chubby.

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>>30246416
I'm not putting shit in my eye.

Who's that pony who looks at food all the time?

>>30246423
>>30246419
you guys are weird. Contacts are the future.

Well actually operations to fix the retina with lasers are the future, but contacts are the best possible thing right now

>>30246425
Is it Rarity?

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Which CMC would be the best wife?

>>30246440
Fuck off

>>30245624
Gold-digging bitch.
Pretends to like you so she can "borrow" money from you.
Never pays any of it back.
Threatens to sue for palimony when you try to break it off.

>>30246440
Applebloom.
She's going to grow up to be just like her sister and her sister is already the perfect wife.

>>30246427
Lasik isn't a one and done thing, either.

>>30246445
Why are you describing Rarity?

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>>30246427
>a future without meganekko nor meganeppone
Contemplating the ol' 'cide

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>>30246447
Most
Motherly
Mare

>>30246450
>>a future without meganekko nor meganeppone

I don't understand what those words mean but I think I understand

who would ever fetishize glasses
that's so fucking stupid

>>30246450
I respect a man that can respect cute glasses

>>30246449
All of them.
Faithless, gold-digging bitches.
They don't want anything from you except money.

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We glasses now?
I really liked Zipporwhill's new glasses.

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>>30246455
Your favorite pony is fucking stupid

>>30246452
>ywn father Applejack's children

Biggest gold-digger of them all.
Remember, she just wanted to go to the gala to sell stuff and make money.

>>30246462
my favorite pony is your favorite pony, but without those ugly glasses
checkmate atheists

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>>30246461
It's always time for glasses

>>30246468
Jokes on you my favorite pony doesn't wear glasses often

>>30246477
so did you just call your favorite pony stupid
wow
rude

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>>30246463
Oh no she wanted to help her family and business what a monster

>>30246484
I mean she can be pretty stupid sometimes.

>>30246488
only a man really close to his favorite pony could get away with this
I admit defeat

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>>30246480
I like that ship

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How does kissing a filly feels like?

>>30246500
Bags of sand

Reached a new pathetic point; I had a dream that I was here. Posting in MLPG.

Someone had posted a kind of dubious picture from a really old equine anatomy textbook of a horse's under carriage. All the parts were labeled.

A spot at the barrel behind front legs was called "pinkie toe". The left hind leg was called "bucker" the right hing leg I thought it said "brother" at first but the handwriting was hard to read and it actually said "pitpater" The front left leg was the "clipclopper". The front right leg was the "counter". In this context i understood it meant to refer to horses digging at the ground with their hoof.

The vagina was labeled "gusher".

The highlight for me was teets were called "drinks". A lot of us got a chuckle out of that and someone drew a picture of Babs being laid on her side by the rest of the CMC and Scoots and SB 'drinking' while AB held her down. Babs seemed to be enjoying it.

Just thought I'd share while it's still fresh in my head.

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>>30246505
Oh. Okay.

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>>30246505
is this a roundabout way of requesting a breastfeeding pic?

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>>30246511
Yeah, no punchline. Just... thought I'd share whatever the fuck that was.

>>30246514
No. I've already seen the picture drawn, in a sense. It would be silly to have someone else draw the same thing.

Now if you want to post pictures of that kind of thing... that's fine by me.

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>>30246505
Anon, your sex dreams sound really lame.

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>>30246505
Was the ponut mentioned though? This is important.
Also did you get the feeling that the drawing was humorous or was it meant to help picture the "drinks" part?

>>30246535
The ponut was mentioned, but it as just called the "donut" I think. Or it was 'ponut'. The handwriting was weird (looked like it just said 'aonut') and I was aware enough that every time I read a part again its name might change and I knew what that was called so I didn't read that part. That was probably my first sign that I was asleep that woke me up.

I think it was some ancient horsefucker having a laugh and a modern horsefucker found the drawing and wanted to share.

>>30246505
mlpg dreams always make me want to kill myself because of the sheer sadness of the thing

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>he doesn't fillypost in his dreams

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>>30246571

>>30246571
The last time I had a dream about /mlp/, I introduced a new fetish to /foe/ (RIP)

>>30245621
Rumble crawling down Big Mac's urethra

fact: most of nu-mlpg is just pissposters or pissfrequenters. we have forever been tainted by how close we are to this radioactive cesspit of autism.

>>30246599
Unf, fucking saved.

>>30246610
Nigga ive been here since /co/

>>30246610
You're not wrong anon, I cannot stand this place as much as I did years back. Personally, I feel the Discord server has part in due to making these generals shittier.

>>30246615
I'm referring to >>30246601
If you get out from mlpg you invalidate your mlpg certificate, this is common knowledge.

I did spend a whole year tripfagging in the tulpa thread back in 2012 though, which means
oh no
I am the scum of the earth

>>30246613
Does her tiny butt excite you so?

>>30246623
It's fine Anon. Every horsefucker is tainted to some degree. No one is innocent here.

What happened with the tulpa general? Was it permabanned for being not-pony-related or did everyone get bored and quit because it was a whole lot of fucking nothing?

>>30246642
>What happened with the tulpa general?
Hell if I know. I got in for laughs, stayed for loneliness and got out after what was probably a bit less than a year because I realized how fucking insane the people were
most of them were just pretending but every now and then you got the really insane guy who'd keep posting every hour every single day
They moved to ponychan, I think
when ponychan died they moved to mlpchan or whatever the other horsechan was
I've grabbed my dream journal from back then, I'll see how much I can read before my cringe starts a fire

>>30246617
>I feel the Discord server has part in due to making these generals shittier.
Why?

>>30246653
discord is shit in itself and it only groups together the shittiest people no respectable anonymous imageboard would want to be in
so it's a bunch of really awful people together setting the bar for decency in mlpg

>>30246664
But none of the shittiest people here are in the discord because they'd be kicked instantly

>>30246673
I don't know anon
shiny is here
albeit inbetween bans

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>>30246647
>>30246647
>I've grabbed my dream journal from back then, I'll see how much I can read before my cringe starts a fire
Enjoy your cringe fest.

>ywn be a pony's tulpa
Actually, no, I wouldn't want that. Living inside someone else's mind would be a really dependent relationship. And I can only imagine how lonely and fucked up in the head a pony would have to be to make up a friend.

>>30246679
>Living inside someone else's mind would be a really dependent relationship.
tulpas do not actually exist, anon. They're just delusions.

>>30246675
I think he joined once and got kicked immediately

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Shimmy's embarrassed about her big horse belly

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>>30245669
Then I would be content in life.

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>>30246681
That's a good point. But if they did and you were one of them for a pony it would be shit. Maybe magic is involved.

>Moondancer is so pathetic she creates you in order to have a friend. Torn between helping her improve and forget you so you cease to exist and just watching her pathetic, lonely life unfold until she dies and you die with her.

Actually, no, I guess I would want to do the former. She's taking you with her either way.

>>30246712
>But if they did and you were one of them for a pony it would be shit.

Imagine being something forever tied to someone else, unable to ever leave and do things by yourself or to research things or find friends.
Imagine being a pony literally chained to the basement of your home with only a really unpleasant brony as your only source of human contact.

Imagine Sassaflash in FS' basement. That's the closest thing an actual tulpa would be (if it wasn't only a delusion).
And now imagine that there is no escape, because you cannot kill yourself in any means or kill him in any way.
It's a personal type of hell.

>>30246728
That's kinda hot

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>>30246728
Oh god, Sassaflash. Is she still down there? I forgot about her.

>>30246736
That there's no way out always makes me laugh

Remember to take your filly in small doses.

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>>30246744
Can you overdose on filly? What happens?

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>>30246681
>he didn't even achieve CHIM yet

>>30246776
>>30246305

>>30246765
Is she a pony x horse hybrid?

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>>30246775
You become a filly. Or die. It depends of the dosage.

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>>30246440
Apple Boom, obviously
Prettiest, most apple filly.

>>30246809
Kill your kys self.

>>30246809
Where the fuck were you?

I want to rub Mrs. Cake's belly.

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I want to rub Apple Bloom's belly

I want to give in to my suicidal instincts.

I just want to hug a filly. Any filly.

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>>30246837
I mean, it's up to you.

But
>missing the rest of season 7
>missing the movie
Kill yourself after the movie comes out and you realize how shit it is and how the only thing you cared about is shit now and there's nothing to look forward to now, even what you distracted yourself no longer brings any fleeting distraction from the yawning chasm of oblivion you desperately want to throw yourself into.

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>>30246610
People always say this but never offer any proof.
Why?

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>>30246848
Life is worth living, despite the hurt.

>>30246872
That's an anime quote, isn't it?

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>>30246872
Thanks mom.

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>>30246848
>ponies hanging themselves
it's so sad :'(

>>30246872
Not really.

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>>30246817
>>30246848
For instance, you may miss out on the opportunity to fondle a thicc gf's belly

>>30246883
Yeah. I paraphrased the last bit of Evangelion

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>>30246835
I wanna Apple her Bloom.

>>30246897
As long as ponies exist life is always worth living.

>>30246902
Apple is not a verb

>>30246907
But anon, ponies aren't real

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>>30246909
Oh. I forgot.

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>>30246902
I went her to Apple MY Bloom

>>30246909
oh wow alright then gimme a hand with that noose

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>>30246889
I like this one.

I think it captures that split second last realization that you don't want to actually kill yourself.

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>>30246909
They are, in your hearts

>>30246926
What the fuck is a heart?

>>30246925
>hanging yourself as a flying species
Alright, I laughed.

>>30246885
I think of this strip more than I should

>>30246925
This is really clever and concise

When the going gets tough, the tough don't notice because they have hard shells.

>>30246937
Thanks Master Splinter

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must admit, my life has gotten a lot better once i stopped watching this show

>>30246889
it ain't anyone's fault if someone kills himself
I mean honestly why do people keep thinking it's their fault
this makes it so hard for normal people who just want to die but don't want to hurt all their close relatives

seriously people cut it out sometimes we just want to stop breathing, it ain't anyone's fault
hell, if it was your fault I'd probably have said it before dying to make you feel horrible about it
because it was your fault

>>30246929
An elaborate pumping muscle that ensures the flow of oxygen and nutrients throughout your body.
Also, the emotional core of your being, where all your hopes, wishes and nightmares dwell

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>>30246950
Yeah, I stopped watching the show after last Saturday when the credits were over. I won't watch the show again until this Saturday.

>>30246954
I see you have a PHD in renaissance medicine

>>30246954
>hope
The thing that powers the blue lanterns?

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>>30246957
I won't watch the show again until the hiatus is over

>>30246968
that's the corgi organ

>>30246664
The Skype groups a few years back weren't just as bad? I heard the same blame being passed onto those as well, but Anons seem to call those good days.

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>>30246968
I don't read DC

>>30246960
I just read shit off posters in the doctor's office

>>30246902
I think I would rather bloom her apple.

>>30246950
I really needed this show when I got into it.
I still need it.

I'm obsessed with ponies and my life has improved while on pony. It's also given my friends and I things to talk and bond over after we developed more distant hobbies.

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>>30246986
What do you read, purple?

>>30245665
Does she have the sexual appetite of a horse?

I mean, imagine killing yourself at the age of 20/30
imagine the sense of loss of your parents
imagine working on something for 25 years and then that thing just decides to fall off the stairs because it wants to

it's such a waste

if you want to kill yourself you should wait until your parents are dead, unless your parents hate you and would be glad if you died
I mean it's just common sense really

>>30247003
I read books, as well as conversations on this board so that I may get a better understanding of you all.

Cold, greedy, gold-digging bitches, all of them.
People pretend to like you so they can get what they want from you.
Then they shit all over you.

>>30247009
Go back to /r9k/

>>30247008
roleplaying isn't allowed, purple

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>>30247007
Nigga my parents don't even like me.

>>30245734
I can't stop thinking about Sunset Shimmer's feet

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>>30247008
Comics are books.
I haven't read an actual book in years and I feel dumb as fuck now

>>30247007
>if you want to kill yourself you should wait until your parents are dead
Thats my plan so far.

>>30247022
well that's wonderful news then
you only have physical and moral ties to your parents, since they were the only ones that wanted you to be alive in the first place
anyone else does not matter
you are free to kill yourself in any way you wish
you are so lucky my friend

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>>30247019
Then consider the one behind purple, who believes in you as much as they believe in ponies.

>>30247034
my dad's got cancer, but my mom is still a spry 50something
It's such a shame really
they'd have helped oneanother when they reached old age, now mom's probably just going to be alone

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>>30247039
I want to die a noble death. Like getting hit by a train or something. Getting bitten by a radioactive pony wouldn't be so bad either.

>>30247015
Go back to reality and realiz that people are all greedy selfish assholes.

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>this thread right now
I suffered from depression once. It was awful.

>>30246136
I want to kiss Rumble on the mouth with tongue

>>30247057
there's no noble way of dying but maybe you should become a soldier if you really want to then
I mean, with the whole north korea thing going on it's just a matter of time

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>>30247067
I think my way is better.
>>30247063
We should talk about Coco

>>30247063
>I suffered from depression once
a girl I knew told me that once
"I was depressed for some months but then I got better, I understand what you mean"
I wanted to punch her in the face

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Uh, guys?

Ponies?

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>pedo shitposting turns into severedepression shitposting
epic

>>30246335
Submissive Celestia sounds cute

>>30247099
it's probably the same guys, too.

>>30247090
what a pretty poner

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>>30247099
>Severedepression

This isn't even 2012 levels of depressed posting
You fags whine about everything.

People are all phony anyhow.

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>>30246953
I put off my suicide for a really long time because I didn't want to fuck up my little sister. If I didn't fear destroying her life I would have done it. Instead I've watched her develop into a fucking amazing person. Guilt tripping someone into not killing themselves is fucking awful but I couldn't let the greatest person ever not reach their potential the same way I didn't reach mine.

I wanted it to look like an accident because I figured that would cause the least damage to her. And I didn't want to be rude and accidentally take someone else out or cause a bunch of damage. A polite suicide, there was only one person I wanted to take out. I had a pretty good opportunity and took it. Obviously it didn't work out. Or it did and I'm in hell and they have 4chan here.

>Blogposting about suicide in an 24 hour MLP General
You underestimate my powers.

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>>30247078
Coco is cute.

>>30247081
It was around a year or so for me. Being a NEET wasn't pleasant, especially when I started developing phobia to people. I had to drop some classes because I couldn't bear being social for so long. Looking back, it doesn't really make sense.

>>30247107
back in my days we had real depression shitposting
not these whiny ass bitches with no backbone in them

>>30247115
>people are ponies
but
but how

>>30247103
I hope they're the same guys since that'd eradicate two problems with MLPG when they finally kill themselves

>>30247099
What do you expect from degenerates?

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>>30247120
>real depression shitposting
>not these whiny ass bitches with no backbone in them

>Oh no i'm sad
>I'm sad too
>me three
>let's talk about it for a little bit
>boo hoo hoo I want to kill myself but I can't
Every. Single. Night.

>>30247123
then we'd just have to find a way to kill the eqgposters

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>>30247119
I want Coco to wear a hat

>>30247134
>filename
you can't fuck a pony on another pony.

>>30246889
What's the significance of "no cutie mark, it's too late"

>>30247145
The hell I can't.

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>>30247032
I don't get how some people can read so many books a year. I'm currently struggling finding time to achieve my goal of reading a ~500 page book per week.

>>30247155
you can't physically bend a pony over another pony and fuck her
you'd have to
like
get on a stool or something

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>>30247149
its implying that cutie mark disappears once the pony dies
come on i shouldn't leave that one to sink in for a moment

>>30247149
Old headcanon that cutiemarks vanish when the pony is truly dead.

>>30247159
>I'm currently struggling finding time to achieve my goal of reading a ~500 page book per week.
maybe tone it down a notch
make it a 500 page book a month

>>30247162
>you can't physically bend a pony over another pony and fuck her

Not with a negative attitude like that.

>>30247118
Hello DWK my old friend

>>30247099
Shut the fuck up Euronymous

>>30247201
i need that pony

>>30247170
>make it a 500 page book a month

Why not a fortnight?
You know, the good old mathematical way of doing meaningful changes by multiplying with 2.

>>30247170
Nah, that's too much. I usually spend 9-10 days to finish a book (less if it's especially interesting) but in the end it's hard to keep up. I start reading whenever I find myself idling (during lunch, in the bus, etc).

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an apple a day...

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well let me just get this one out of my system then we can get back to ponying

I did a test with a noose and a stepladder in front of a mirror last month. I just slipped the noose in and went down a step. It felt good for a while, the rope wasn't too tight. I started taking the second step but then I stopped and then I just pulled down with my neck a little bit just to see how it'd feel. Later on I kinda blurted it out with my therapy group and my psychiatrist had me promise in front of every single one of the members and himself I wouldn't kill myself
I felt really really shitty for the rest of the week

Alright you guys have ponies with your ponies and whatnot

>>30247214
I've never understood ear tufts.

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https://derpibooru.org/1455410
The cock's supposed to go INSIDE you.
stupid fucking horseperson.

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>>30247220
>the therapy meme

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>>30247232
I'm pretty indifferent to them

it's not like the inside of their ears aren't fuzzy, but the tuft is sort of a dramatization of that

>>30247235
those tits are horrible, whoever drew those has no formal knowledge of anatomy

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Anyone know the artist of this comic? Been Goin up and down Looking for the name of the comic and artist.

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>>30247276
>faceboook

Filly wants butt pats. She presents her butt to you for patting.

>>30247304
>pat
>pat

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>>30247293
Guess this is what I get for moblibeposting.

>>30247316
Satisfied with her butt pats, filly curls up on your lap for a long nap.

>>30247347
>scritch
>scritch

>>30247276
did someone black out the artist's name?

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When do we get a new, un-aired episode?

>>30247354
Filly starts to snore. You have to get up to pee.

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>>30247361
Not for a while

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>>30247007
>muh sunk cost fallacy
>your life doesn't belong to you