Satyr Abomination Thread #211: Smug Edition

How would everyone react if a terrorist attack happened in Ponyville that was aimed at the satyrs?

>>30234397
Terrified, probably.
Where would such a terrorist attack happen anyway?
Any particular place where many satyrs would be gathered?

>>30234403
Ponyville and Canterlot seem like high candidates.

>>30234403
>Any particular place where many satyrs would be gathered?
School? Or any place really, many satyrs don't really have to be involved. The attack could have been aimed at your kid alone, or one of the other first-born satyrs.
It could take place in a universe where only a couple of satyrs exists.

>>30234447
Obviously, but where specifically in Ponyville or Canterlot?
They couldn't very well blow up the entire town/city.
Then it would be way past mere terrorism.

>>30234460
I suppose someone could target specific individual satyrs, but would that really qualify as terrorism?

>>30234474
>I suppose someone could target specific individual satyrs, but would that really qualify as terrorism?
Doesn't that depend on how the xenophobic pony or whoever it is that has a problem with satyrs decides to deal with their target?
>Blow up an entire building to get one satyr

>>30234397
They'd probably as whose stupid idea it was to let Muslims into Equestria.

>>30234518
I think it really depends on what they're trying to accomplish with it. If their goal is to spread terror among the population, then it's terrorism.

I suppose if they started blowing up entire buildings just because there was a satyr in it, then it might effectively be terrorism even if that was not the goal.

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>>30234548
>I think it really depends on what they're trying to accomplish with it.
They were just scared of her.

>>30234806
If anyone tried to blow up Caerulea, it's unlikely that it would even do anything. At least physically.
It might hurt her feelings though, knowing that someone hates her enough to try to kill her.

>>30234806
This isn't the Strange Waifu thread.

>>30234903
It's no use, they've already declared he has a daughteru with that salamander stomach parasite because "he jizzed on a burger while fapping xD"

>>30234947
Personally, I'm going with her rubbing her tiny salamander pussy against the tip of his cock until he cums so hard she gets launched off like a bottle rocket, filling her up with cum.

>Get strange hate letters in the mail with messages that basically says that you and your little satyr kid should leave Equestria
>And that they'll be coming for you all if you don't
>Who the fuck is even writing this?
>And what the hell are you going to do?
>No way in hell are you leaving Ponyville
>It's your home
>You, your wife's, and your kid's friends all live here
>Your wife can probably take care of herself should anyone try to attack her
>But you can't watch over your kid 24/7 for the rest of your life
>And you're not sure if the royal guards are anything to count on
>What do?

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>>30234987
This.

>>30235024
Inform every authority applicable. If satyr goes to public school, ensure that they're not to allow anyone unknown can pick up your kids without your vocal permission. Make sure your family knows what's happening so they can stay alert. Keep a close eye on the property. Make sure family has an understanding of self defense.
If more letters come, or anything unusual happens, report it asap. They're more likely to get something done if you keep pressuring them.

>>30235089
>They're more likely to get something done if you keep pressuring them.
The terrorists?

>>30235147
The guards probably. How would you even pressure the terrorists?

>>30235147
Authorities.
If you call the police up and just report threatening mail with no actual harm done, it's likely to fall in a pile and be forgotten in the face of other, more pressing cases.
If you keep telling them whenever it happens, it's gonna stay on someone's radar eventually.

>>30235155
>How would you even pressure the terrorists?
Well, if they find out that you went and informed every authority, then they'd probably get frustrated and be tempted to act sooner rather than later so the guards won't have time to track them down before the deed is done.

>>30235024
Take her to Lumbridge's east side and have her grind combat levels on the goblins

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Guitar Heartstrings from Vavacung's comic.

How well do the Apple brothers get along?

>>30234518
Why, why did you blow up the schoolhouse Ms. Cheerilee

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>>30238015
i don't get it

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>>30238015
Jesus fuck on toast

I want to be surprised by this, but I'm not

>>30238040
I'm more surprised it took so long. Pigs are cuties.

>>30238056
it's not even a satyr, that's just and anthro pig
fuck off

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>>30238015
Fuck. No. It doesn't even look like it's half human, just looks like a fucking anthro pig.

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>>30238062
Guess I'll get just take my pigs with me, though I didn't post it here. I agree with her looking a bit too anthro though, should have normal ears.

>>30238079
fuck... that little pig is cute
i-i will think about it

>>30237921
That one satyr pushed her buttons one too many times. It's not funny at all to sit down on a chair that has a pin on it.

>>30238063
If she was anthro, her upper body and face would be pink like her legs, not human-colored.

>>30238015
Is she a shortstack or just developed early? Either way, cute piggie.

>>30238123
The term anthro as it's used today really bugs my brain since anthro is supposed to just mean human.
The pomorphic part adds the non-human bit.

>>30238127
Looks shortstack to me.

>>30238123
Just leave with that shit.

>>30238135
There's literally no need to bitch about everything. Just ignore it if it bugs you so much and post something else.

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>>30238143
>Expecting a complain anon to post content that isnt pointless bitching

>>30238143
This is not the Strange Waifu thread.

>>30238147
>pointless
Wanting to keep it related to MLP and ponies in some way and not wanting to see this whole thread become a place for offsprings of everything BUT ponies, dragons, and griffins is pointless? Well, with people like you around, that just might be true.

>>30238183
I wanna pinch those cheeks

>>30238184
I think the other talking races (cows, sheep, yaks, changelings, etc.) are related enough too.

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>>30238184
In a thread as content deprived and slow as this one can be, I don't think it's a very good idea to just be openly hostile to OC and it's producers.

I agree that there is a point for some concern about the thread drifting too far from MLP proper, but if it did we'd probably have the mods to deal with then. I think we'd be better off letting them be the police in regards to what is too far off. Besides, apparently all of /mlp/ hates us already anyway, so I don't see any point in us masquerading like we can somehow fix that reputation anyway.

This is an OC bread ultimately and we're stuck in our lot. Embrace infamy, post satyrs.

>>30238183
She got a purdy mouth... She know how to pray? Bet she prays real good.

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>>30238214
>changelings
Looks like ponies to me.

>>30238249
They look about as much like ponies as a cow does.

Similar but obviously different.

Well, the silhouette is sort of closer, but still.

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>>30238256
>Saying that changelings look as much like ponies as cows do
Are you legitimately autistic? Or just trying to start shit?

Speaking of changelings. Has anything been made with mirror satyrs?

>>30238268
What hurts is that I really am legitimately autistic.

>>30238276
Oh...

>>30238276
You and more than half the people in this thread

>>30235629
>The entire world of Equestria is now an RPG
>Complete with stats that you can see and upgrade however you want once you've acquired stat points or a level up

>>30238388
Personally, whenever I have control over stat allocation & gear setup I have a bad habit of trying to make it terrible on purpose.

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>>30238404
>Orion wants to go to school and improve his alchemy skills
>You just laugh at his face and tell him that he should put his points in Magic and Strength instead

>>30238443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcnWqz8kafo

>>30238629
They about to lez out or something?

>>30238640
I was going for Sedimentary being smug & Purity being angry at her (I imagine that those two don't actually get along very well.). While their mother looks at them worriedly.

Like the prelude to a sibling fight of some kind.

>>30238646
How strong is Sedimentary anyway?

>>30238646
Oookay, cause I saw that smug face and I immediately thought she was propositioning her for some taco tuesday. Her own sister! The nerve.

>>30238652
Second strongest pie saty in the family. First being Pebble.

>>30238652
She's at a severe disadvantage if the fight gets physical.

She's got a better wit than Purity though.

>>30238657
Er, are you sure you're not thinking of Purity rather than Sedimentary?

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more satyr and pony

>>30238993
This is really good, but is it bad that my first thought was that going for the whole mushroom look for a table is a really bad design choice for whoever built it? The cups and plates would just fall off.

It was only after a second or so that I realised that perhaps it actually is a genuine giant mushroom, but the way they're sitting at it made me think that it's part of an outdoor seating area for a cafe or something.

>>30239153
>The cups and plates would just fall off.
That's a good point. Maybe they have cups with sloped bottoms to compensate for the shape of the table.

>>30239208
So you buy their table only to find out that you need their own specific brand of crockery and glassware too, which they sell for twice what it's worth, and that nothing else will work. Oy vey, it's like coffee machines that will only accept the manufacturer's own specific brand of capsules.

>>30239229
Clever. Vendor lock-in at its worst - or best, depending on your point of view.

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>>30239153
>The cups and plates would just fall off.

>Be teenage satyr boy.
>Take qt3.14 girl on a casual date to the new cafe in town to check it out.
>She so hot, you pop a chub instantly.
>It all goes well to start off with and you can tell she likes you.
>Order coffee.
>You're so into her that you fail to notice your cup slipping down the weirdly designed table.
>The coffee slides off the table and into your lap, spilling it's boiling contents all over your semi-erect horse schlong and balls.
>Get taken to hospital with serious scalding and get prescribed anti-burn ointment.
>Qt3.14 feels bad for you and offers to help you apply the cream to the affected area.
>You can't feel much, and what you can feel is mostly pain, but still, she touched your dick and that makes you the coolest guy in your class.
>The burns hurt so badly that you can't masturbate for weeks.

It's an abstract kind of despair.

Now for the test to see if you're a true patrician, what about this story annoys you the most?
The answer-Good coffee shouldn't be made with boiling water.

So if your favourite satyr worked during the summer in the first job you ever had, what would they be doing, would they be good at it and would they enjoy it?

>>30240161
Purity Quartz would mostly be sweeping asphalt & concrete with a push broom, she probably wouldn't enjoy it since it's not as strength intensive as she'd like.

She wouldn't be bad at it or anything, since it's not that complicated.

>>30240218
>Purity is maintenance/custodian at the water park
>Pebble is a lifeguard
>She pulls some lardass out of the wave pool
>"Please, sir. In the future wait half an hour before swimming on a full stomach."
>He ralphs on the concrete
>"Purity, would you mind."
>Twirls her lifeguards whistle around her finger and puts her shades back down

>>30240161
My favorite varies from day to day, but my first job was on the checkout of a supermarket close by where I live. They wouldn't enjoy it, nobody enjoys that kind of work..

>>30239918
Cold brew master race reporting in

>>30240161
Cristal probably managed to snag a job at Filthy Rich's store as a safe entry position.

>>30240401
Retail is suffering. Poor Cristal

>>30240665
>>30240401
MT did a lewd of Crystal over in /sad/ of her baby sitter business

>>30240401
>>30240665
>The stallion at Filthy's barnyard bargain's waits for you to step up with your purchases
>"Uh..s-shit, did I leave the stove on?"
>You fall back in line, mulling about
>He rolls his eyes as he steps away from the counter
>'..Cristal, that guy who has a crush on you is here.'

>>30238993
Does that pony have a name? Or is it just a random pony?

>>30241049
On first glance it sort of looked like Thunderlane but it's clearly not. Probably just random.

>>30241049
That's Chipcutter from "Forever Filly".

Up from nine.

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Repost from earlier in /sad/.

I colored this and made an attempt at reconstructing her missing chest.

Topless, tank top and transparent tank top versions:
http://imgur.com/a/n7AMP

RIP

It's going over the edge. Everyone hold your hands up for the pic!

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What's going on?

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Late night bump.

>>30244599
Cute. Is that Selena?

>>30244635
Pretty sure, ye.

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>>30244635
It is.

>>30242091
I love that you colour art, but I can't help but wonder sometimes if the colours you choose are the same that the original artists had in their minds.

>>30245977
What do you mean?

>>30245983
What if the original artist imagined that the satyr he drew was wearing a green jacket, but someone else made it blue? Something like that, you know?

>>30246014
Not him, but maybe they changed jackets. I doubt that they own just one pair of clothes.

>>30245977
Most of the time, when possible, I literally just pick them straight from existing colored art - preferably by the same artist.
Most of the colors I used for Joist came from existing pics by /d/non. I think the original colors for this one was the gloves, mouth and tongue. Maybe the hat.

If you have suggestions for improvements feel free to post them.

>>30246014
Obviously that could happen. In this case, her body was missing in the original pic and I drew it in.

If you notice any colors I got wrong, let me know and I can fix it.

>>30246114
There's nothing wrong with that pic of Joist you posted as far as I can tell; I'm not the one who drew it. I was just thinking about other pics and if the artists have made any comments about them.

>>30246122
>If you notice any colors I got wrong, let me know and I can fix it.
If I spot anything that's off, I'll let you know.

Need more green

>>30247238
How about reposting a really old story?

Is there a pic of Pogo spraying a can of whipped cream on his mouth while screaming "witness me!", or something similar to that?

>>30248288
Not that I know of, but I'd love to see that.

>>30247559
Alright, let's say you're in your teens again. How would you ask a teen satyr of your choice if they either want to go on a date, or simply hang out somewhere as friends? Your choice.

>>30248288
Yes actually, but don't ask me to find it.

>>30248867
What if I say please?

>>30248839
>"Hi, Gumdrop...uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the lake today?"
Is that how people ask others out? I never did that when I was younger and I don't think I've gotten any better at it since.

>>30248839
"ey gurl u wan sum fuc?"

>>30249075
I actually already looked for you, but searching on Derpibooru with the satyr, oc:Pogo, and whipped cream tags turned up nothing.

It does exist though, I remember it perfectly. Either that or there's some serious Mandela effect bullshitery going on right now.

>>30249296
>>30248288
That was Pinkie Pie, not Pogo

>>30249522
Just because Pinkie did it doesn't mean that Pogo can't do it as well.

>>30249535
But he hasn't

>>30249522
Oh shit, you're right, I remember now.

>>30250457
Way back in Mississippi!

>>30250457
Cute!

stop being dead

>>30252004
I'm too busy reading edgy shit

Can someone give me a list of (non incest) previously established satyr ships (including satyr X non-satyr)?

>>30252437
What people view as endgame or all of them? Because brother, let me tell you, that is going to be a LONG list.

>>30252458
Whatever gets some discussion going.
Categorizing it in some way would be cool.

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>>30252568
And try to canonize these in some way and create more satyrs that can barely be discussed without their ship?

Just pick a scenario and a satyr, and toss the idea out there.
For example, let's say multi-anon scenario.
Is there some kind of hunting club for predatory satyrs? What kind of rules of fairness sport would they have? Do they keep trophies?

>>30252607
Yeah well, we already don't discuss things as is, so...

>>30252568
In no particular order, aside from which satyrs I remember exist first;

Rory: Thistle, Starburst, Eventide

Garret: Cider, Laika, Pogo, Ivy, Emma

Timber: Mumble, Asha, Ace, Kaos

Icarus: Ambrosia, Ivy, Ace, Snap, Cider, Stormwalker, Pogo

Pogo: Alex, Laika, Hope, Icarus

Utah: Petunia, Feather Heart, Thorn

Herc: Trimmings, Feather Heart

Dynamo: Mudpie, Tonbo

Sterling: Pebble, Tonbo, Hope, Alex, Ariana

Hotshot: Clockwork (Now Marcel?), Ambrosia, Atlas, Prism

Presto: Melody, Clockwork (Now Marcel?), Eventide

Muddle: Deloras, Misty, Melody, Blare

Simmer: Ivy, Blare

Lil Mac: Cherry Popper, Sapphire

Warren: Darcy, Peach, Thorn

Radiance: Mistake, Kaos, his Prench maids, Glimmer, Ace

Jay: Pacific Glow (The Pinkie Clone raver), Thorn, Treble

Now, I know I missed a LOT, but tried to cover a realistic amount of ground. Mostly because when I remembered just how many girls we have, and how many have lesbian ships... The ratio is fucked. So only covering the boys. If you have any girls you are curious about, I can try to remember; but I ain't willingly going to dive into that pile.

>>30252829
Herc has ships?

>>30252852
At least those two. Maybe more. There was also that fic with him wanting to plow that oc's satyr girl. She was named after a cookie, like Double Stuff or thin mint or something.

>>30252829
Some of those definitely feel like holdover from popular ships of their parents.

Not that those wouldn't be able to work, just feels a bit like they're not trying hard enough.

Of the list I feel some liking for Rory/Thistle ('cause it feels childhood friend romance-ish), Jay/Pacific Glow (if only for the variety of one not being a satyr), & Sterling/Pebble ('cause those one or two pictures I saw for it were really cute.)

>>30252437
Some of my favorites:

Rory x Thistle
Muddle x Melody
Dingaling x Bruce
Simmer x Broil
Ariana x Sterling
Utah x Darcy
Darcy x uncle Anon
Radiance x Dawn
Dagger x uncle Anon (not the same as Darcy's)

>>30253417
I'm not against your preferences, but I do wish to point out that I asked for only non incest pairings.

Yeah, Rory x Thistle is a good one.
Ariana x Sterling isn't bad either.

Gale's an asshole because he grew up around people like his parents & sister, right?

>>30253539
Pretty intense asshole because, well, look at the type of father he had. Imagine the type of woman who would lay with him.
He had no parental guidance whatsoever. It's a family that would surely be fundamentally dysfunctional and broken.

I don't think his sister caused any of his problems, and if you imagine him having any redeemable features (I really don't, but if you do), his sister could have been something of an anchor and vice-versa.
Neither would still be anything remotely mature or adjusted.

>>30253539
Wouldn't you turn out like that too? This is why you should be thankful for your parents. Abandoned you, raised you; at least you didn't turn out like Gale.

>>30253561
For a given value of "redeemable feature", I imagine he's an asshole who's skilled at a decent variety of things he's not really interested in.

Not amazing or at an expert level, but good enough.

>>30253587
Well, basic self sufficiency and street smarts is common in people who grow up that way.
I was meaning in the sense that they often have an "us vs the world" mentallity, and their moral compass tends to suffer a bit as a result.

Not to the point of sociopathy or psychopathy of course, we're not getting edgetastic in here, for that to rise from upbringing alone rather than mental condition, there often has to be abuse, especially psychological. Not just pitiable neglect.

>>30253417
A majority of these are garbage and you should know exactly why.

>>30250541
God damn it! Memories can jump at you when you least expect them.

>>30253621
Because you don't like one of the satyrs involved?

>>30253621
True.
>>30255409
>incest
>Ariana
>more incest
>Guy asked for non incest
You are a special kind of retard.

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We have another slime satyr. Her name is George

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>>30255587

>>30253610
>for that to rise from upbringing alone rather than mental condition, there often has to be abuse, especially psychological. Not just pitiable neglect.
This is why I don't fancy the headcanon that Gale is a first-class asshole simply because his parents ignored him.

>>30255587
Why?

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>>30255597

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>>30255599
Because

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>>30255610
>>30255603
>>30255597
>>30255587

You mind doing any lewd of this slime cutie?

>>30255670
>Someone posts something cute
>First reply is: "My cock is so hard right now. Draw lewd please!"
Are you seriously this damn desperate for porn?

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>>30255696
Yes.

>>30255587
>>30255597
Personally, I like it.

Fun fact: I considered making Soozen purple, but went with green to make her more overtly related to FiM. (& because green is my favorite color.)

(Also, I just noticed that Soozen has that shirt in her from that one image.)

>>30255409
No.

>>30255448
Yes.

>>30255670
Silly Anon, you can't fuck a slime.

We need more centaur girls

>>30256249
That sounds like quitter talk to me!

>>30256259
Would you be okay with centaur versions of already existing Satyr girls?

>>30256276
I wonder if they'd be more rapey

>>30256276
I would still find centaur daughteru a cutie.

>>30256316
Less. Satyrs are mythologies rapists.

>>30256330
Mythological centaurs are pretty rapey too.

>>30256417
Everything in mythology seems to be fairly rapey.

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satyr

>>30256259
This isn't the Centaur Abomination general.

>>30256905
A centaur is basically a satyr with a few extra parts.

>>30256926
Still not a satyr just like a griffin is not a lion.

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I did a butt
https://derpibooru.org/1456286

>>30256330
Most of the mythological creatures and gods are rapists or/and drunk fucks

>>30257035
Those are some really tight shorts.

>>30257035
Her legs are pretty small. Her horse half in general is sort of too human-like in my opinions

>>30256653
Is what you get when you marry a pony and have a baby.

Which pony do you like?

>>30257317
The CMC and Diamond Tiara are probably some of my favorites. Weird cutie marks aside I just like their designs overall.

>>30257317
I'm a bit partial to Limestone Pie.

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Oh i forget, someone did this bloody bella based on this pic

https://i.gyazo.com/54d60712811324d31f7c09bec595c8ba.jpg

>>30257167
i kinda agree

>>30257468
We need more battle-weary satyr art.

>>30257508
Which satyrs are good for that?

>>30257574
Everyone.

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>>30257574
purity quartz

>>30257574
Alex, Dawn, Asha, adult Pogo if he's a cop or private investigator.

>>30257574
Alex, Purity Quartz, Bella, Salai, Pebble, Laika, Cinder, Broil and Ash.

>>30257776
Add Kyra and Lenora to that.

>>30257686
Is it just me, or does her face look a bit too masculine in this pic?

>>30257574
Hope, Radiance, Dawn, Icarus, Prism, Thorn, Rory, Darcy, Feather Heart, and Utah.

>>30256977
Guess what? Neither are our "satyrs", idiot. Their those itapone things. Don't stress a thing unless you want to be an asshole.

>>30257936
>Naming satyrs at random
>Icarus, Prism, Thorn, or Rory
>Didn't even read the prompt
Top kek.

>>30257574
Simmer and Broil, Utah, Alex, Ace, Cici, Purity, Ash, Kyra, Zecora, and Radiance

>>30257574
Oliver, Hope, Teri, Laika, Garret, Sapphire, and Clef.

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Icarus looks pretty eager.

>>30258107
>Cici
Why would she be battle damaged?
>Zecora
I fucking KNEW that bitch was a satyr! "Oh, Asha is my daughter", WHO WOULD WANT TO SLEEP WITH A ZEBRA?! ... Well apparently someone, if Asha is Zecora. Hmm, guess I was paranoid for no reason. Still, I was right.

>>30258142
>Oliver
Why?
>Garret
Why?
>Sapphire
Why?
>Clef
... Treble is a bitch.

>>30258374
>"Hey kid, wanna... /ss/?"

>>30258568
Doesn't Cici have a martial artist interpretation sometimes?

>>30258568
>>Oliver
>Why?
>>Garret
>Why?
>>Sapphire
>Why?

I was more making a joke about how the Anon claimed the suggestions were random but suggesting randoms.

But we all know Oliver would make a legendary slinger, and Teri's skill with a "spear" is legendary amongst Breezies.

>>30234536
I laughed out loud at work you buttmunch! A guy asked me about what and I had to fumble about with my spaghetti trying to avoid him seeing the little ponies on my phone.

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Wake up or I unleash the beast.

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>>30261333
>That image
Jesus I fucking burst out into snickering.

>>30257788
>>30257776
sounds like the detention group after school

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>>30238629
ABS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

>>30252829
>Pogo x Laika
whaaaat?

>>30262451
What do you mean?

>>30262465
I don't remember Laika and Pogo being shipped.

>>30262619
>>30262465
I dont remember if it was ever seriously discussed more just an off shoot of wife swapping. Plus there was this pic a long whiles back

>>30262451
Thry work like that on satyrs.
Prove me wrong

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Think of a satyr. Ok you got one? Good.

You are now in that satyrs body. What do you do?

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>>30262910
Enjoy the view, explore the depths.

>>30262910
masturbate

>>30262910
Have sex with me

>>30262451
Show how they do work then.

Just saying that they don't work that way isn't very helpful, eh.

>>30262881
>wife swapping
So Pogo gets Laika for a night and Garret gets Alex?

>>30263312
Yup. I imagine Pogo benefited the most but who knows maybe Alex was a tender lover and showed Garret the time of his life.

>>30263340
Who knows, maybe Garret has a fetish for getting covered in talon scratches and bite marks.

>>30263684
Makes sense to me.

>>30263684
Or maybe he's a cuck. High society does have that whole stigma.

>>30263792
I suppose that's a possibility, but wife swapping isn't really about cuckoldry, is it?

>>30263880
Think of it how you want, but I'll always find sharing your wife or girlfriend to be disgusting at best, pathetic at worst.
Wife swapping probably falls closer to the gross side, though.

>>30263944
It's your call. But if all parties agree and you get to bang a hot girl with no consequences it's not so bad.

>>30263995
This.

>>30258085
>Implying those were at random
He could have some good ideas on why they are battle-weary.
>But my headcanon says otherwise about those satyrs
>>30258568
Fluttershy is a really shy and timid pony, but that doesn't mean there can't be art of her going into rip and tear mode. It's all in good fun.
Now are you really going to be that kind of guy who is going to question everything and basically make it sound like one can't want a random satyr going into battle just because?

>>30262910
>Go to school and ask the teacher to tell me how she thinks I'm doing and if I am behaving well
It's the perfect way to find out how your kid's doing at school. It'd also be a good opportunity to see if your child has any problems with bullies that they won't talk to you about.

>>30264238
Hey, you wanna be edgy go ahead. Just wondering "why?".

>>30264666
>tfw even Satan calls you edgy
BTFO

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>>30264666
>It's all in good fun
Right there, you retard.
Are you that guy who said he is legitimately autistic? And the one who has a serious problem with Bella?

>>30264735
Hey, you can take it as a personal attack if you want. As I said, I'm just asking why. But whatever, your problem. Not mine.

>>30264735
I'm not the guy you replied to, but I am the guy who's legitimately autistic so I'm a bit annoyed you think he might be me.

Also I have no problem with Bella.

>>30264788
>I'm just asking why.
Not everything everyone posts needs a deep explanation, sometimes someone just wants to see a satyr doing this or that for fun.

>>30264874
No, it really does. We had this exact same talk about villains not that long ago. You remember how that went? Edge for the sake of edge is just boring and a bit annoying.

>>30264898
Battle-weary =/= edgy. Now you really are acting like a retard.

>>30264925
>Oh man, look at all these scars and dead eyes!
>Look, his hand's busted up from swinging too hard
>Awww, so KEWL
Look whose talking, retard.

>>30264898
>>30264945
>Time to troll!
You would be a fucking blast to have in the draw threads or any story threads, constantly demanding that everyone who makes requests like Fluttershy in the Mortal Kombat universe, or AJ fighting zombies gives you a good answer to why they would be doing those things.

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>>30257468
Awesome!

>>30265008
>Implying trolling
Calling someone a troll doesn't magically take away the edge in a thing. If that's your go to excuse, then I pity the people who have to deal with you.

>>30265094
Calling every single thing that has even the tiniest amount of blood or a character with a scar in it edgy is extremely retarded.
Now just drop it. Or are you a shitposter?

>>30235155
By applying pressure on his weak spots.

>>30265161
It's almost like we're on a board about having kids from characters in a tv show for little girls.
If you want blood, /co/ is >>>/co/
Or >>>/a/
Or even >>/trash/

>>30265416
>a tv show for little girls
>not knowing that it was made in mind for both boys and girls and parents
>I have never visited a single thread outside this general
Yep, you are either a genuine retard, or someone who is only looking to start shit.

Im starting to love Bella

>>30265416
>>30265466
If you think he is baiting, don't reply. Either of you look like a dumbass responding.
>b-b-but he's trying to start shit
And you replying is just feeding it. The one who responds is the one looking for (you)s. Simple as that.

>>30265481
I am too. Shame that we're not allowed to love her because of that one faggot who screams "edgy" everytime she's mentioned.

>>30265533
It's probably just the same guy who complains about everything else. Just ignore him.

>>30265533
>Trying to start shit
It has literally been just this thread. Fuck off.

boop

What's a good satyr pair for "Older sibling helps younger sibling with their anxiety about the first day of school."?

>>30266629
1st grader Hope comforts kindergarten age Gumdrop and Alex.

boop boop

>>30266629
Ivy to any of her siblings. Timber to Thorn, Flora, or Fauna. Thorn to Flora or Fauna. Cider to Utah. Fraise to Gumdrop (bonus points if he does funny voices for her). Gargle to Freckles.

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>edgy
come on

>>30268212
I think the edgy remarks come from the misanthrope bit.

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>>30268223
she just needs the magic of frienship

>>30268289
>Hiki gets a human bf.
>Bella slowly grows to like him.
>He agrees her dad was a fuckhole for running off.
>Maybe being an asshole isn't bound to species.

>>30268212
I want to wrestle Bella.

>>30268212
She's a cutie.

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>>30266741
That wasn't a pair.

(I'm still going to put horns on unicorn satyrs, Hope just has "I was here first" privileges.)

>>30268634
Maybe not, but it got you to create a cute.
>Chubby Alex
A CUTE!

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>>30268223
>I think the edgy remarks come from the misanthrope bit.
that makes her unique and she has good reasons

>>30268634
you want to kill me with all that cuteness?

>>30268634
>Herding
Disgusting.

>>30269133
Honestly with this sort of thing I prefer to keep it open to interpretation. It could be herding, but it could also just be three close but unrelated childhood friends.

My intention was for it to be either.

>>30269152
The prompt specifically asked for siblings. While the latter idea is cute as all heck, is sadly invalid/not intended.

>>30269169
I can ignore the conditions of the prompt I gave, don't say I can't!

Besides, nothing saying they can't just be sisters from different misters or... something...

>>30269169
>>30269186
Point being: I'm having my cake & eating it too; you can't stop me!

>>30234806
>>30262921
As with the breezie satyr I have to ask just how?

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>>30269496
Not to mention a Chimera, Arimaspi, and a bunny. Simple answer is Anon is the perfect organism; he can procreate with any species across the cosmos. All jokes aside,
the appeal of satyrs, at least for me, like the kaiju or breezie is that exact question you asked. It's just so outlandish and silly to the point it's funny to think how some guy could even accomplish creating offspring realistically. But if you think it's crazy, imagine how the kids feel when they think to themselves and ask "Just how in the fuck did that work?!"

>>30269496
Trying to imagine the answer to that is a good part of the appeal of such satyrs.

Personally I'm going with the headcanon that Anon wore some sort of protective suit (with a crotch that can be opened without causing the entire suit to flood), went spelunking in Orchid's "cave" and blew a load straight into her cervix.

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>>30269807

>>30269837
What?

>>30269496
Shrinking spell so you could cuddle with breezie for one night.

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>>30268634
I think Alex having pure white hair would be better so she doesn't look too much like a satyr version of Gilda.

>>30270828
That made her look weirdly old to me when I was drawing her.

(I considered pure purple, but that definitely didn't look right.)

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>>30270972
Have you tried something more like this then, where the purple is a bit brighter and sort of fades into the white part?

>>30271030
No, but I could next time I draw Alex.

If I remember anyways.

>>30268634
I like horned satyrs. It's cute.

>>30271061
It's cuter without horns.

>>30268350
Think you'd win?

>>30271389
Not him, but satyrs are smol.

>>30271409
And stronk. They need some serious leg muscles to stand up with legs like that.

>>30271389
Who cares. I'd get to feel her skin against mine.

>>30271417
Eh, she's stronk because she's a wrestler personally. Pones are marshmallows and so are half their kids

>>30273449
I see satyrs differently. Some can be ridiculously strong. Hope can reach Final Crisis Superman if she needed to.

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i still want a Purity quartz x Bella pic
i like strong girls don't judge me

>>30271417
>They need some serious leg muscles to stand up with legs like that.
strong legs are my fetish

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>>30268212
>>30268299
>>30271409
>>30273449
I want to use my hot monkey arms to give Bella a big bear hug, and tell her she's cute.
And there's nothing she can do about it. Because she might be strong, but she is still tiny.

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>>30273920
You sick monster!
i bet you want to cuddle her and hold her hand in a romantic way

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>>30274262
>Eat the fucking pie, Bruce
>Lois worked hard on it
>Thank God Ma isn't here to see this
>I superhate you

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>>30274262
I will do those things and more. I will eventually make her wear this and bake cookies for the kids.
And you must bear witness.

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>>30274307
SICK PIG!
What's next?! cuddles on public? breakfasts on bed? hold hands on public?!

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>>30271417
>serious leg muscles
UNF

>>30274456
All of the above.

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>>30274463

>>30273617
Oh great. More lesbians.
All because you fucking POOFS can't shoot out some SONS. You pansy asses make me sick. Your balls are so weak they can't even over power the pony genes. I have five sons and two daughters. I'm part of the solution, you all are part of the problem!

>>30274895
Top unf. Thanks /d/

>>30274902
So is the Applejack family your favorite setup based on just the by parents list? Since it's the one family where the boys outnumber the girls with two sons & one daughter & all.

does anyone else want a satyrization of a pic?

>>30274902
>Oh great. More lesbians.
i just want a bro pic of strong girls
>>30274895
top unf

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>>30274966
Teri and 'Non, if it's not too much trouble.

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>>30274966
This with Fauna and villain of your choice/Gizmo.

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>>30274966
The bottom two panels with Simmer and Ivy.

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>>30274966
I would very much like to see
>Pic related
With Mudpie

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>>30274966
Chubby Trimmings needs love.

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>>30274966
pick your fav stronk satyrs and pogo

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>>30274966
If we can choose maybe Emma as Kaiba and a little mare as the little girl?

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>>30274966
Maybe with a unicorn satyr? Glimmer comes to mind.

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>>30274966
Can you do this pic with Timber and Thorn

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>>30274966
This with the most cheated satyr you can think of

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>>30274985

>>30275162
toplewd, /d/
Thanks.

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>>30275162
Very nice

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>>30274987
i can't believe this is my first time drawing tirek

>>30275380
Nice!

>>30275380
Fauna; the rider of Manticores, slayer of vines, and now tamer of Centaur-... like creatures.

>>30275380
God damn. Did Fauna get Shy's evil reducing aura or something?! That is the guy who kamehamehad the treebary to dead; HAVING TEA! Fauna is a bad ass.

>>30275451
Out of all her satyrs, it'd probably have to be either her or Ivy.
At least if it's expressed similarly, the rest don't seem quite as personable.

>>30274293
the best page of the year
how Marvel can even compete?!

>>30275086
What do you mean by cheated?

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>>30274998
sorry, i was taking part of a 30 min challenge

>>30275754
Y'know, I bet you right at this instant, Simmer regrets being naturally beautiful.

>>30275754
Oh... oh that's hot. Sweet Jesus, have a sequel planned?

>>30275754
Princess Simmer is the most popular Princess. For good reason too. Look at that soft, molestable skin and scales.

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>>30275011

>>30275892
Give her a D!

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>>30275012
i love her, fat or /fit/

>>30275999
Trips confirm. All Trimmings are a good Trimmings.

>>30275999
She looks so cute... just wanna cuddle-fuck her

>>30275999
Trim the fat!

>>30276027
No no... cuddle her as is. Let's see where this goes.

>>30275162
Cute! Any chance of a nude version?

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>>30275018

>>30276119
That's his cousin... like, full blown cousin. Dude is gonna need therapy later.

>>30276124
at least she's not banging her dad again

>>30276119
fucking beautiful!
thanks based /d/

>>30276127
>Purity Quartz
>Her dad
Get the fuck back to /sad/, fucking degenerate.

>>30275380
They make a cute couple.

>>30276119
unf

>>30276207
i said at least she's not. i'm not into daddy/daughter.

>>30276223
No, you said AGAIN. Don't fucking lie to cover your ass.

>>30276225
if i wanted really daddy/daughter, thats what i would be drawing. i honestly didn't mean to bother you.

>>30276227
Sorry. Just sick and tired of plain discussion that's meant to be cute turning to hard incest. Feels like that's all some people see this thread as.

>>30276236
You could try not being a screechy asshole in the future, that might help you get your point across better.

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>>30276244

>>30276244
Hey, didn't have to mention daddy daughter at all. Especially if you "didn't want to".

>>30276253
>"It's not my fault for throwing a tantrum, it's theirs for even mentioning things I don't like."
Yeah, okay buddy.

>>30276259
Ah yes, I forgot how good forcing daddy daughter incest into everything is. Fuck off. Thought you actually did just mention it in passing, but I guess you were covering your ass.

>>30275026

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>>30276334
forgot pic, apparently.

>>30276400
Shouldn't Emma look a little more madder?

>>30276400
>>30276119
>>30275999
>>30275892
>>30275754
All very nice work /d/, love your stuff.