CYOA Discussion

>>30144996
Boy I hope this one isn't as shitty as the last thread.

>>30144996
What the fuck is that edgy, bloodsucking shit?

>>30145018
That's worst pony.

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>last thread

Active threads

Alchemy: >>29899886
RePony: >>30122244
Nebula: >>30103451
Night Delivery: >>30104855
Kingdom Hearts: >>30127592
Custos Luna: >>30095207
Cirquesque: >>30064061
Age of Strife: >>30136072
Semantic Error: >>30040220
Slave: >>30117550
Give and Take: >>30097692
Shattered Planes: >>30119885
Long Name: >>30066784
Lewd Text: >>30131958
Do No harm: >>30142142
Hail: >>30121046

>>30144996
>There will never every be Svae arts again
Why live

>>30145199
My raison d'être is implicitly pointing out other people's spelling mistakes.

>>30145225
Love your too, Anon

>>30145243
Everybody knows the joyous feeling of discovering a stupid mistake right after hitting post.

>>30145267
damn your goot

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>>30144996
>We never saw them again

>>30145274
Turn off your name, Wolv

Reminder to gas the Darkest Hour players.

>>30145297
Make me. Oh....

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>>30145285
>we never got to touch their butts

>>30145023
I miss worse pony, sometimes I think about hijacking Vampony, but then I realize that it would probably be a lot of work, so I don't.

>>30145374
I know the feeling, Anon. I've thought of doing the same before I realized that I really didn't like the tone.

>>30145407
>>30145412

Running

Thing.
>>30145335

>>30145550
Danse pony, Danse!

>>30144059
Holy retardation batman.

I want to cum inside Whispen' s Daughter

>>30145973
I want to cum inside you

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Daily dose.

>>30146000
Don't eat the plastic, Whispen.

Hey Fins, how old is 21 at this point.

>>30146071
Isn't she like less than a year old?

>>30146071
Approximately 45 to 50 days.

>>30144363
eh, why not
https://discord.gg/ruGwrs7

>>30146149
ur funneh

>>30146149
Sweet, is that really it? I can't tell, I'm at work.

>>30146359
just click it when you get home, we'd love to have you

>>30146359
its's just a link to sekrit

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Alchemy Quest has ended, post your favorite alchemy art.

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>>30146432
Sweet! I should get back on Alchemy abridged then

>>30146432
Wait shit really. I did not know it was nearing it's conclusion. What does alchemy anon have planned next?

>>30146432

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>>30146446
I'd enjoy Alchemy abridged. Is there any place where all the other posts you made all across several threads are easy to access without archive-digging?

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>>30146432
Speedweed is the greatest hero of them all!

>>30146461
The best I can give you is to search for the username "Abridged Anon" On desuarchive.

It gives all my posts and only my posts about Alchemy Abridged

>>30146460
>>30146506
>Batcancer with fanon fangs

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>>30146538
Shiny! come back to us Shiny, the cancers that have replaced you are ten times worse.

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>>30145973
Maybe if you Help Gar Win a children's card game and fight Quick Fix.

>>30146432
Alchemy draws cute families!

>>30146506
Truly the last of the baturai

>>30146655
I'll let Gar borrow my yugioh deck

>>30146822
>yugioh
I mean as long as you are not playing anything with that stupid pendulm bullshit it is only mildy terrible taste I suppose.

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>>30146869
I'm sorry, anon

>>30146891
Dead to me.
Well that one is not to bad I suppose.

>>30146897
Yeah, Zefras are cool. It's True Draco Metalfoes that you wanna look out for.

Dam Pluto that was brutal
I like it.

>>30146655
What colors does Gar play?

>>30147025
Mono white.

>>30147045
weenie.
kek.

>>30146967
What did he do?

>>30147080
It's nightmare night and we absolutely terrified the poor drazken
>>30146923
It's ok though she told us to hit her with our best shot so we are perfectly morally in the clear.

>>30146967
>post contextless comment in /cyoa/
why

>>30147097
Because I felt like it.
Also I posted it in the wrong thread.

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>>30146742
Oops, sorry.

Also, it's the last image of the CYOA so that's a real spoiler.

Thank You Alchemy Anon.

>>30147189
>that minimal effort

You know normally there is talk in the general when a quest is nearing completion. Why did alchemy not get that?

Are there any good Lovecraftian CYOAs? I think Northern Excursion counts. The very concept of that kind of horror seems incompatible with CYOAs, given that your choices don't matter.

>>30147211
Cause everyone talked about it in sekrit

>>30147211
Because no one knows or cares?

>>30147218
Only lovecraft I have read is shadow over innsmouth and I was going to say you were wrong about choices not mattering. But then I remembered the ending.

>>30147218
>Lovecraftian
gay

>>30147211
Probably because all the people that read it are happy with the ending.

I do recommend that people read it.

>>30147267
I said nearing completion chucklefuck not completed. We saw the ending mentioned.

>>30147211
I dunno, why didn't you?

>>30147319
Because I don't read or care about alchemy. I simply found it odd.

>>30147267
>reading comprehension.

Alchemy more like Shitchemy

>>30147218
Just to be completely honest, I had one all planned out but stopped wanting to run when this thread started to go downhill. Im a huge Lovecraft fan and had pieced together a few of his stories for the overall plot.

>>30147456
>I had one all planned out but stopped wanting to run when this thread started to go downhill
literally why

>>30147209
>That guy who just needs to be an asshole at every opportunity

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>>30147211
>You know normally there is talk in the general when a quest is nearing completion.

NO THERE ISN'T!

>>30147487
Has been lately.
>Night delivery
>crystal symphony
>one other I forget.

>>30147487
That's a good point actually.

>>30147483
Assholes are a necessary part of the CYOA ecosystem. If QMs don't get billied every once in a while, bad things might happen.

>>30147521
Reminder not to overbilly the QMs. Keep it at a healthy balance.

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>>30147528
Be carful not to underbilly them either, or else they may lash out instead of accepting their billies like a good QM.
A healthy balance of billies and praise is important to keeping your QM a slave to your desires.

>>30147561
But what if your qm takes praise as bullying?

>>30147575
Does he take billying as praise?

>>30147575
>>30147582
Lis isn't a QM

>>30147586
Shut up, Lis.

>>30147456
I understand. I was actually going to bring this up a few days ago, but it felt like a bad time given the thread was such a shitfest.

>>30147669
Night Delivery!

Lis enjoy's billys a little too much

>>30147697
Lis is a billy slut.

>>30147831
RePony rides again!

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>>30146432
This makes me laugh and is applicable to many posts.

>>30148007
butthoof

>>30148128
Vaboob hoof

>>30147697
Lis smells like old dirty billies.

>>30147586
I was talking about warlock silly. He thinks he does not get enough criticism for his quest so praise bothers him.

>>30146432
Needs more victory art.

Also, who else has a spot in the multiple completed quests hall of fame.

There's...

Inept
Fins
Res
Bath

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>>30148379
Forgot pic

>>30148379
Nips

>>30148379
Nips

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>>30148379
Arc completed BrotherQuest, Hiji completed ButtQuest, and Linkeh completed Super. Plus Fins for everything he's done.

>>30148614
>multiple

>>30148631
Oh. I missed that point.

>>30148614
>multiple
you're bad at reading comprehension, and missed a lot of QMs too

>>30148379
This post made me realize I have a bad habbit of leaving minis unfinished. I should go back and complete some so my only finished quest is not the one I fucked up.

>>30148395
>>30148393
>>30148379
Do Res, Fins and Alchemy have QM poners?

>>30148661
Like what?

>>30148686
res and alch

>>30148686
>Like what?
Most recently Cold Chicken Quest and Red Cross Quest. I think I will finish Long Ride Home first as that was almost at the end and I feel bad about not finishing a hijack.

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>>30148699
So Fins and Bath are ponerless heathens.

>>30148725
Also Fic. he has no pony oc either.

>>30148686
Maybe when Warlock comes back to art he will make one for himself. His problem was anatomy right? Did he ever draw any objects?

>>30148723
Just make a new one, start a thread..

>>30148743
But I don't wanna be Lis.

>>30148743
iFag is hated enough as is. Turning himself into Lis will not help things at all.

>>30148755
Don't worry, you never will be, someone would have to like you first.

EWE returns... sooooon.

>>30148766
If it is indeed iFag I kind of like him. He is one of our few dedicated critics and I respect him for that. Especialy the detail he goes into.

Fuck it, im not going to bother doing the thing anymore.

>>30148780
>detail

>>30148782
What thing?

>>30148786
His criticism is not enough to make me like him like that anon but he is not wrong. He was the only one to explain exactly why the Custos timeskip was bad instead of just a few vague things.

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>>30148742
>Did he ever draw any objects
Now that you mention it yes. I don't think he is coming through on ponies any time soon but maybe he would feel more comfortable with objects. I would like to see Words diadam.

>>30148834
>Posting his pictures here while it is obvious that he is uncomfortable with it
>Hoping that he will still draw for you
I wonder why does he post only in Sekrit now, hm?

>>30148860
>I wonder why does he post only in Sekrit now
Because iFag forgot to check post anonymously.

>>30148773
Husbando simulator will be back right after this commercial break.

EWE Is sposponred by Skub.
Skub. Guaranteed to make your horn bigger.

>>30148860
Because he's a pussy?

>>30148797
A dozen other people talked about why it was an issue directly with the QM in club. That conversation would have happened here but there was ifaggotry going on at the time.

>>30148986
Sekrit klub needs to fucking die then.
You can talk around ifagotry.

>that one session/prompt you badly regret missing
What's her name /cyoa/?

>>30149184
>what do you talk to the god about

>>30149184
Heat.

"Hey, let's go rob a guy's home for no reason even though we're loaded and have no real need for the money."
"Let's also bring our marefriend and the slave we freed."
"Oh, the dude's still home? Let's just keep robbing the place."
"Oh, Flip got shot? How could this happen?"

Fuck /that/ guy.

>>30149241
There's always going to be /that/ fucking retarded who's wondering "that wasn't supposed to happen. my solution was sound and hand no errors whatsoever."

>>30149150
I wrote a big response to this post, then deleted it because fuck you. I don't go to secret either.

Go away.

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>>30149241
>That entire incident, and it's consequences that we had to deal with for the remainder of the quest.

Fuck /that/ guy.

>>30149253
Oh, also also, we were wanted on suspicion of political assassination in that same town - based on another really fucking stupid decision - and one guy really wanted to go right back to work as if nothing was wrong.

I told him he was crazy and that we were wanted for murder. His response was "well we walked by a cop earlier and they didn't recognize us so we're not wanted anymore."

I couldn't convince him, the MC went merrily back to her job as a whore, and big surprise, it was a shitty idea that got a trail on us.

>>30149270
I have not read heat but it sounds kind of like what happened in Symphony.
Of course extra players would not have helped there.
>>30149253
I expect said person may well have said that as well.

>>30149270
Poor Flip never got a break. Her life was suffering.

>>30149286
In general I kind of admire a strong work ethic and bouncing back into work after things throw you off but that sounds retarded.

Hell if she was a prostitute it is not exactly hard to just find work in a different town. You aren't tied strongly to one location.

>>30149318
I mean, she literally assassinated a senator and then just went back to work.

She really shoulda fucked off right away the next morning.

>>30149184
Heat
"Let's try to push our friend into this relationship we just met together and forget that we're not staying in the underworld and she will eventually have to leave him."
And it was later revealed if she stayed she would have committed suicide but because she didn't she got a drinking problem for the rest of her life
Fuck /That/ guy.

Weren't there enough adequate players to balance /that/ guy in Heat?

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>>30149308
>>30149335
Flip was really on the highest tier of suffering.
>>30149286
>The assassination jobs
Doing something like that in the first place wasn't a great idea. I have to admit that it solved our money problems though.
>and then somehow we wound up doing that AGAIN, and Silver was dragged along for that one as well to make it a trillion times worse

I think Aight later mentioned something that I can't really remember about the chances of Silver leaving us when we finally talked to her about all that.
Maybe she should have.

>>30149351
Heat was pretty edgy so it only had a few players and not a lot of them were better then /that/ guy.

>>30149379
edgy or not they should have been smarter.

Edge appears to attract autism. Who'd have thought

>>30149384
Blame aight for writing something so grimdark about ponies.

>>30149388
you can't blame the qm for having dumb players.

>>30149294
>THE ONLY REASON THIS PLAN DIDN'T WORK IS BECAUSE ALL THE PLAYERS BAILED ON THE PLAN THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DO
>IT'S ALL YOUR FAULTS

>>30149368
Really, Harvest was an awful pony who probably didn't deserve the happy ending she got.
She was hypocritical, sociopathic, a murderer with little value for pony life, a thief, a whore, and, really, pretty stupid.

Silver would have been better off staying home, I think.

>>30149351
Heat was the first quest I dropped cause I couldn't deal with the players. I picked it back up towards the ending when I heard it got better.

>>30149402
She saved the day though and ended the desertfication of equestria. She earned it.

>>30149407
She did save Equestria, you definitely have me there.

>>30149407
Why WAS Equestria a desert, anyway? All I gleaned from Heat was that it was set 300 years in the future and had an Egyptian motif for some reason.

>>30149429
A spinix had a magic crystal that radiated a desert. A bomb was planted and it broke the crystal and killed the spinix insuring that he couldn't just make another one.

>>30149436
Why was the sphinx doing it?

>>30149455
I don't know. I guess so ponies had to obey him and he could rule over everything like villains tend to want.

>>30149436
Wow that's weak.

>>30149326
Did she work in a brothel or on the streets.
It is retarded either way but even more so if she worked on the streets. Just move to another town at least.

>>30149392
You make so much sense. We need more of you.

>>30149402
Are there any edge quest mcs who are not awful people (with the obvious exception of normal folk thrown into terrible situation that bath is found of)

>>30149621
*fond
Apparently Heat, probably a few hiatus quests, Darkest Hour. Yeah I can't think of anymore. We need more edge quests.

>>30149629
You mean less. There's never going to be a not awful protagonist because the whole point of edge is "I killed a baby and her mother now I'm CRAWLING IN MY SKIN AND THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL"

>>30149621
Frosty Rime seems pretty nice 7/10 would get throughly trounced by in card games oweing to my own inexpirence and let her cry to me about how her girlfriend does not fuck her anymore.

>>30149643
I could dig it.
But no. When people point out an edge quest, it's not the MC they're referring to. Just the setting of the world and some minor of key aspects of it.
Yeah. Darkest Hour is kind of edge, but you'd be hard pressed to call the MC edgy (at this moment). We're selling ice cream in the middle of an ongoing war. Like a fucking look.
S'shame extensive slice of life and plain casual sillies are foreign to Warlock.

>>30149673
Ok that t'was a bit off. That was a better description of DH and not edge quests in general.

>>30149673
I did once see somebody claim she did not have a lot of empathy against all evidence.

Historically, which cyoa had Tue most sexual encounters , consensual or otherwise.
Heat may not apply.

>>30148986
Amd yet iFag himself was able to post his criticism without issue and have it noticed by the qm.

>>30149653
Poor thing. Why won't her girlfriend fuck her?

>>30149848
Qm decided sex was a mistake. There are two theories as to why. One is that he thinks he has to make sex scenes fappable and is unsure of his ability to do that. The other is he regrets the rape.

>>30149865
Wich do (you) think it was?

>>30149889
I dunno. I don't play it and am just going off what I read in /cyoa/. I am a little curious how he intends to justify the lack of sex in universe though.

Never did something like this before, here's to hoping it'll turn out okay.
>>30150323

>>30149184
The bath scene in M&M
Don't they know MY choices are more important than theirs even though I'm asleep >:(

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Post sexy green poners

>>30150485
>green ponies
>sexy
>even good looking

>>30149621
So instead of your garden variety everyday pone I should be putting ponies who have aquired a specialozed set of skills and training that will turn out to be exactly what that individual needs to acompish a given set of tasks ahead of them? Like a Tom Clancy novel?

A billy a day keeps the gay away.

>>30150511
I was just shitposting dude.
If I have this much infulunce over you though you should stop drinking.

>>30150511
I think you are reading into things to much.

>>30150669
I was shitposting back. Is it really that hard to tell when I'm serious?

>>30150326
Neat.

>>30149198
That does sound like it would be hell to miss. What cyoa?

>>30150326
Welcome to CYOA, new QM.

>>30150326
Are you the drunkquest QM? I'd play but I'm still asleep.

>>30150698
>>30150748
Thanks!

>>30150892
Nope. Just someone that has been lurking around here for a long time. Decided to try something fun for once.

>>30150901
I like fun!

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>>30150485

>>30150919
MATHE!!

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>>30150485
Heh, the creep is green.

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>>30150485

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>>30150485
The sexiest

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If you're havin' trouble with the flight school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best mare
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone
I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

If you got a mare and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive ya nuts
Pick up the phone
Leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee
I'm happy to be
Your back door mare

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete horseshoes, cyanide, TNT
Done dirt cheap
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
Done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds
Do anything you wanna do
Done dirty cheap
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Done dirt cheap

>>30151003
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

>>30151003
>36 24 36
Funny, I knew a girl with those same exact measures.

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>>30151002
The laziest

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>>30150485
Future Husbando.

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>>30150485
>>30151027

>>30151027
I want to see this poner
>>30151002
Rotated 90 degrees like in the pic

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>>30151068
I swear this pic was there a minute ago

>>30151015
Did you fuck her?

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>>30151002
Somebody get him down from there, he's getting his gay all over my ceiling.

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>>30151135
No, the other way! Now there's gay everywhere.

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>>30151194

>>30151495
running

>>30151495
Your mom

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What are you planning on doing eventually CYOA?

now as if asked by a horse!

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>>30151500
>>30151497
Already been done.

>>30151036
Hell yeah he is.

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>>30151537
What's his cutie Mark?

>>30151589
I think it's supposed to be an engine.

>>30151589
A very lazy recreation of binoculars looking at a fire.

>>30151589
He wants to see the world burn

>>30151036
Wrong.
He should be the first person we see with our drone though.

>>30151472
Kek.

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>>30151794
You know the drill, time to kill more ponies. Or get out of this peacefully, I dunno. Up to you guys, really

mOoOoOoOoOoOn

Delta P' s last thread ended with a >tomorrow
Anyone have any news about it?

>>30150326
Oh god we escaped iFag stupidity when he dropped darkest hour and started sleeping well. If he picks this up we are doomed.

I am joking of course. He has probably learnt to sleep during the day by now

Quest looks promising

>>30151803
Oh you guys are killing now. Neat. Did you ever finish the arena?

>>30151589
Nigger Gnome with the fire of passion of eating KFC in his eyes.

>>30151814
Nobody was even talking about him.

>>30151828
Yeah I was making a joke. Remember jokes anon?

>>30151809
He's claimed that he'd run the next weekend every week since in Sekrit.

>>30148986
Jee I wonder why people are looking to Anon's they hate for examples of critics Scooby.

>>30151897
I have no idea what that response could possibly have to do with my post.

*Gee COMMA, I wonder why people are looking to Anons NO APOSTROPHE that they hate for examples of critics OPTIONAL BUT TECHNICALLY CORRECT COMMA, Scooby.

The time window is up, close down the fun till tomorrow. Lock up your poners, the Autisralians are coming.

>>30151819
We killed the guy in cold blood

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Yo, someone suggested I run another Semantic Error thread before going back to 11-54. The lasr Semantic Error thead ended right as some lingering decisions were made and we were just starting to get back on track from an entire thread of jacking around and buying a used gynoid.
That being said I know there are people waiting for more 11-54 and honestly pushing it toword an eventual end is always a good idea. Mainly so I stop juggling three quests.

So what do you guys think? What should I do?

>>30152299
I retract my suggestion for another Semantic Error then.

Foal Soldier Quest (11-54) is a go!

>>30152299
Go ahead with 11-54.

>>30152299

Follow your heart.

>>30152601
Bee yourself.

>>30152968
Unless yourself is a loser, in which case be someone better.

>>30152299
Follow my heart and run 11-54

>>30153084
What happened to that humie's snootle?

>>30153099

Humans don't have those.

>>30148986
Maybe if secret stopped refusing to post during ifagotry the ifagotry would not make up such a huge chunk of each thread. There is no reason you cannot post at the same time.

>>30153126
Nah, they spent 6 months trying to find solutions. There was nothing left to do, I don't blame them.

>>30153147
Maybe don't overreact to shit in the first fucking place so we don't get sent into a witchhunt.

>>30153084
Tara always has a silly face

What cyoa characters swear in front of children?

>>30153297
Holly

>>30153297
Aurora

>>30153297
Rust Bucket. It is one of my favorite things about the character. Even though the children themselves cringe when he does it he simply does not care. Which is funny because he is normaly very considerate of childrens feelings.

>>30153084
Would still fuck

>>30153084
Is this Cainart?

and because /cyoa/ have gone full retard recently I should probably explain that that is a fucking joke

>>30153356
jokes are supposed to be funny

My day was trash, and I'm in no mood to write for an extended period, so have this singular update.

>>30153373

>>30153362
It would be funny if I did not have to preemptively explain the joke to retards.

>>30150892
Nah, I'm still looking for the balls to run something real.

>>30151814
Correct. I am playing but I have plans in place to prevent the sleep mistakes I made in the past. Even if I did fall asleep during the session.

Why do I keep coming up with quest ideas that require extensive research.

>>30153391
No, it simply wasn't funny.

>>30153383

!hug

>>30153356
If it's any consolation I chuckled.

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>>30153499
What are they, Anon?

>>30153510
It was kind of funny.

>>30153660
>Cardcaptor Quest.
>griffon abbotior in ponyville
One other I forget right now.

Small mares have no souls

>>30153686
>Cardcaptor Quest
Fuck I would play that. Do the research anon

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>>30153686
>griffon abbotior in ponyville

>>30153781
I am not sure what this reaction image is meant to be.

>>30153781
I also do not understand the intent of this image.

>>30153796
My bad, I falsely assumed you meant abbotior for gryphons - cupcakes level that is.

>>30153796
>>30153887
Looks like one of those human things sitting at his computer and making a straight face at the viewer, but I'm not certain. We'd need a professional to take a look and confirm.

>>30153898
Oh yeah. I should have been clearer.
The idea I had in mind was the king placing such heavy taxs on meat production that it was worth opening a facility in equestria and shipping the meat back to griffon lands.

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>>30153904
It appears to be a crude depiction of a human, one that is expressing a sort of ...irritated disbelief?

>>30153928
Who would be the vet?

>>30153937
It was originally going to be Fluttershy but if I went through with it now probably doctor Fauna.

>>30153928
Sounds a little Sweeny Tarded.

>>30153952
Wait, ok so it's not pony meat, sorry it sounds alright. Could be funny.

>>30153935
Do you think Lyra can give an anatomically correct handjob with her magic?

>>30153974
No of course not.

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>>30153948
Dr. Fauna's pretty great.

>>30153985
There is at least one comic depicting such a situation, if you're talking about using a human hand made out of magic.

>>30153994
That said I did once run a griffon eating griffon cyoa.
Or tried to anyway. Turns out nobody wants to play a hard vore cyoa. I maybe should have mentioned that the vore itself would be very bland but it probably would not have changed anything.

>>30154034
>not ponies eating griffon

>>30154034
Not describing the food like it just came out of god's personal oven and interspersed with the tastiest spices from Satan's personal cupboard.

>>30154043
Looking over it I misremembered. The mc was a pony.

>>30154111
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29923347/#29924247
I know nobody was ever gonna play it but was the op to tryhard? I never got an answer at the time.

>>30154119
Way, way too grimderp. Super cringe-y.

Really, it reads like a 14-year-old wrote it.

Vore quest is now.

>You are a pony with an odd desire in life.
>Your name is Bitter Pill, and all your life you have wanted nothing more than to be swallowed up and to be lovingly held by the slimy walls of a predators stomach.
>There's only one problem. Everyone you ask thinks you're kidding or just weird.
>Other ponies and griffons-
>Heck, even that one dragon you asked.
>He was kind of young though. Maybe if you asked again in a few years.
>But you didn't have that kind of time. Your cutie mark was literally a gaping maw. How were you supposed to fulfil your destiny if nopony wanted to eat you!

>So today, you had decided.
>You were going to go out, and get yourself devoured. One way or another.

Would anyone play this?

>>30154169
sekrit pls go

>>30154169
Weird as fuck. I might give it a shot, I guess, because it might be funny.

>>30154119
I like it. Gives a good insight into the mind of the mc. I did not play because I am not into vore and I missed you asking for criticism.

>>30154169
If it is focused on the journy rather then the destination sure.

>>30154169
We need to find the policies version of the Gaping Dragon from Dark Souls.

>>30154169
A Gaping maw would mean anything, but I post my thoughts on the second post.

>>30154169
I might play it.

>>30154169
Why aren't we doing the eating?

>>30154169
Where did this desire to be consumed cone from?

>>30154119
Fuck it I wanna see where this goes.
Take a closer look at her.

>>30154169
Today is the day, soak yourself in a tub filled with a nice red wine. Towel off with a butter soaked rag and head out into the world. Make sure you poop before you do all that though, noone wants to bite into a poop filled pony, that'd just be just gross.

>>30154392
Seconding this. Pooping is very important and not adressed often enough in cyoa.

>>30154392
>>30154442

>vore quest is made
>people immediately attempt to turn it into a scat quest

I don't even know what to feel anymore.

>>30154507
This is more making sure it is not scat for whoever eats us.

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>>30154507
This is how you should feel.

>>30154507
If derpi is any indication the two go hand in hand

>>30154507
As one of those in favor of pooping i sure as hell don't want to make it a scat quest.

>>30154169
But, like, how does horse not die?

>>30154830
I think he does.

>>30152299
I think I would like more SE but 11-54 would be cool too.

>>30154852
That doesn't sound very "lovingly held"

>>30154961
First class train rides are a sham.

>>30154856
Oh good point. I guess immunity to digestion is his special talent.

>>30155015
That'd be pretty neat.

>>30154356
The first thing that catches your eye is her dress. Made of silk so fine princess celestia herself might use it. With jewels so perfectly placed you would think the dress tailor made by the element of generosity herself were it possible. Fancy enough to wear at the grandest of events while clearly designed to allow the wearer to switch from fancy to sexy at a moments notice. You feel a little bad you will have to take it off her.

The next thing you admire is her wings. Clear care is put into them. Shinny as the jewels on her dress and just as elegant. Finally is her face. A soft smile, engrosing eyes and cute little ears.

Coming up to you she asks for a kilogram of mince. And her voice, oh god her voice is the greatest thing you have ever heard. Combining the best aspects of all 4 princesses voices.

What do?

>>30154677
As the guy who brought it up in the first place, I was just......wait for it.....shit posting.

>>30155097
Screw you, Anon. Stop making me want to play a vore quest.

>>30154983
You appear to have much less players in your second session.

>>30155102
>>30155110
I'm confused, are there two vore quests now? I didn't mean to say I dropped this one either.
>>30154983
Sorry, I'll stop posting.

>>30155110
that's not surprising

>>30155110
The prompt was weak as fuck

>>30152299
>>30154855
>>30152601
I agree with all of these.

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>>30152601

>>30155191
I don't understand any of what you are talking about.

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Seriously though, can someone please post the uncropped version of this pic.

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>>30155374

>>30155407
YAY! Slmelly pony!

>>30155191
I am unsure what you are talking about.
There is a vore quest that is a revival of a failed vore quest from a few months ago and another proposed vore quest.
>>30155102
Is praising the vore quest qm for his description of the prey but has no intention of playing it.
>>30155110
Is saying Week long vacation has less players in its second session. I assume that is due to time zones.
>>30154983
Not sure why you linked this. It is simply the second session of week long vacation.

Name a cyoa pone that is female and hasn't had sex even once during the quest.
You probably can't, I don't believe there was such a quest, or maybe I don't read enough.

>>30155097
Tell her you need to do something in the back. Then once you are out back away from sight make a bunch of noise and call for help. Be ready to kill her as soon as she comes in.

>>30155680
Fleeting Grace.

>>30155680
Applejack, Silver Smith, Twilight, Choosie, Lyra, Pepper, the Bard quest MC probably. There's a few MCs off the top of my head.

>>30155680
Don't fuck didn't have sex during the quest. Checkmate.

EWE returning in the very near future as I'm just staring at various things while looking at a half finished thread opener.

>>30155680
21
Rem
Hidey
Poly
Gilded Lily

>>30155680
What about cyoa pones that will not be having any more sex.

>>30155784
Yea, I stare at things a lot too. Sometimes I rock back and forth and say "this isn't happening" over and over until I get dizzy and fall asleep.

>>30155806
I did that Sunday when watching a wrestling ppv.

>>30155810
I know that feeling all too well.

>>30154983
I don't have a problem with the idea and think it might prove interesting but I wonder if the people who voted to pack bondage gear are Darkest Hour players compensating for Warlock giving up on sex. They ran at about the same time.

>>30144996
That's such a disgusting picture. Whoever the "artist" is, you're a talentless piece of shit.

>>30155804
Basil

>>30155804
Angel

>>30155922
Well it did cross my mind but not until I had already decided to suggest it. I was intending a far more dominant roll here though. Looks like we are going switch though which you don't see often so this should be interesting.

All that is assuming we get any sex done during the 10 days, let alone with somebody into that shit. Unlikely to find both a dom and a sub so we can do both and even more so to find another switch.

I get the feeling we will be a little too busy to get in any lewd.

>>30155804
Lithy

>>30155922
>>30156150
Did you just answer your own question?

>>30156167
No. Why the fuck would I do that?

>>30156170
because no one else knows what the fuck you are talking about

>>30156173
Anybody both playing Week Long Vactation and who has been paying attention to /cyoa/ should know.

>>30156173
Shiet niggya I don't play either quest and I could understand them just fine.

>>30148860
I am not so sure. The criticism he gets is mostly related to his anatomy. Would he really mind posting of pictures that lack any living things?
>I wonder why does he post only in Sekrit now, hm?
There are quite a few theories about that but at the core the reason is he is a faggot.

>>30148986
Why would iFagotry stop you from posting? I like to read criticism and the idea that it is all happening in secret bothers me.

>>30144996
might I ask why this creature is smelly?

>>30156356
No.

>>30153446
Ha Ha jokes on you faggot he runs a second session while you would be at work.

>>30155696
You usually observe your meals for a few days to find the perfect time to strike but right now you are so fucking hungry you cannot bring yourself to wait. You tell her you need to do something in the back room and then you will get her her mince.

You head out back and look around for something you can use to make a little noise. Settling on knocking over a cupboard you you lay down behind where it will fall and bring it crashing down with magic. It falls to the ground with a mighty crash "HELP" you cry, not so loudly that anybody outside the store will hear you though.

A moment later she comes though the doorway and rushes over to the crashed cupboard. Before she can notice you are not stuck the knife plunges into her throat. and she falls to the ground.

What do?