She doesn't like you

>>30116404
I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER

YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, I'M WANTED IN 7 SYSTEMS

>>30116411
I'll be careful

>>30116404
>She doesn't like you

It's because I raped her...isn't it?

>>30116404
Ouch. If Pinkie doesn't like you you're doing something wrong.

>>30116417
YOU'LL BE DEAD

>>30116417
YOU'LL BE DEAD!

>>30116426
>>30116427
fukk

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>>30116404

my biggest fantasy is to have pinkie pie murder me. i would gladly die for her and i want her to stab me and cut out my insides and make a blood angel on the ground like a snow angel only with my blood and entrails instead of snow.

>>30116426
This little one's not worth the effort. Now let me get you something

>>30116411
Is this Navy Seals?

>>30116444
That's fucked up bro
beautiful trips, bub

>>30116411
What did he mean by this?

>>30116459

i don't consider it as fucked up.
i consider it as giving my soul and my life to the pinkie pie
it be be both an honor and a pleasure to have her slice me open and live inside my body like in the star wars movie

i want pinkie pie to kill me slowly by cutting off my face and using it to wipe her ass

>>30116452
>>30116471
ITT: people who have yet to graduate middle school

>>30116444
>You'll never kill yourself with Pinkamena

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>>30116404
That's alright, I'm used to it.

>>30116474
What ever works for you, man

>>30116478
It is my right, as an American citizen, to shitpost

>>30116489

I want Pinkie Pie to do things so graphic and violent to me and my body that not even xXHomerSimpsonXx would put it in a PtS.

I want her to beat the shit out of me with a broom then shove it up my ass and use me as a human broom to sweep away my blood and teeth.

>>30116510
How long has this been going on?
Is it only with ponk, or what?

>>30116404
Who cares? She is not real.

>>30116503
>posting is a privilege, not a right

>>30116404
"Err...Everything okay pinkie?"
>she rolls her eyes and say in a unamused and maybe a bit angry tone:
>"yeah...everything *sigh* just fine..."

What have you done?

>>30116567
I may have accidentally sold her party cannon

>>30116567
Let Gummy gum my cock without letting her watch. Not my fault, I told her the door was unlocked

>>30116411
>>30116417
>>30116426
>>30116427
>>30116448
I should've recognized these sooner than I did, especially after having rewatched them all just last week

>>30116404
Good, I don't like her either.Someone please put a fucking muzzle on this hyperactive scatterbrain.

>>30116411
It's "I've got the death sentence on twelve systems"

you fuck stick

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>>30116404
Good! I don't like her either...

Imagine.
Pinkie's a friend to everyone. There isn't a single person in town that doesn't know her. She tries to make all of her friends fell joy and to make them laugh.
Except for one person.
You.
The one person that even someone who friend's with anyone dislikes.
How would that make you feel?

>>30116787
You forgot the "we're wanted men" before that.

>>30116813
you stay out of this

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>>30116787
>>30116813
C'mon man, you think literal oldfags have the keenest memories?

Gimme a break, dudes

>>30116824

>Star Wars quotes
>"Stay out of it"
"Your lack of faith disturbs me."
>Not a chance

>>30116805
I don't care I already want a gun to kill myself

>>30116831
>le feels guy meme

>>>/reddit9k/

>>30116844
>>Star Wars quotes
>>"Your lack of faith disturbs me."

I find your lack of faith disturbing

>>30116859
Fuck you
These feels I feel would kill lesser men

>>30116873

Kek, it worked!

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>>30116880
You don't know the power of the darkside

>>30116876
That's wonderful, why don't you go hugbox about it with your robot pals.

>>>/r9k/

>>30116896
Not that same anon, and even /r9k/ hates me.

>>30116889
I'll never join you!

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>>30116906

>>30116876
And that is why you fail.

>>30116404
>She doesn't like you

Judge me by my size do you?

>>30116909
I'll never turn to the dark side.

>>30116954
Dis is nutsen

Oh Gooberfish

>>30116981
I have a bad feeling about this...

>>30117023
I don't sense anything

>>30116954
You are strong child, but I will break you

>>30117043
I wondered which I would break first your spirit, or you body!

The force is strong in my family...

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>>30117048
I'll never fall to the dark side

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Lies.

>>30117062
I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

>>30117042
That's no moon

>>30116404
>my mom dresses too sexily for her age.jpg

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Great, kid! Don't get cocky.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

>>30116411
Came here to post this, so I'm very glad it's the fp.

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>>30116510
Please continue sir.

>>30118724
I want Pinkie to gently hold my hand with her hoof and tell me that everything will be all right.

>>30116404
Well, that's rather out of character.

>>30116831
That's why I Google quotes first, you dummy.

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>>30116444
I thought I was the only one
I want her to ride me and cut my throat right as she reaches climax

You were the chosen one!
It was said that you would destroy the sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!

>>30116404
Of course she doesn't.

she's not real.

>>30116583
>>30116567
"Are you still mad at me for the deal?"
>now looking down, she begin to draw circles with her hooves
>"Accidents happen... I guess..."
"So..."
>"i believe it was answered"
>ouch

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>>30116444
>mfw I will never ever be vivisected alive by Ponka
why live?

>>30119782
>not editing it to make i poner related
get your shit together anon

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>>30116404
That's a damn lie!

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>>30116404
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>30116411
>mlfw recognized this robot chicken quote
>mlfw oldfag

>>30119782
I HATE YOU!!!

>>30116444
This is what happens when you jerk it to "cupcakes"

>>30122308
You were my nigga, Anakin, I loved you, cuz

>>30116404
I don't like you

>>30116426
>>30116427

By dawn?

>>30116404
Neither does anyone else, why would she be any different?