Pinkie knows exactly what she's doing

>>30096020
Did she cock vore scootaloo and that's the residue after sucking herself off?

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>>30096020
Being a shitty Monster High knockoff that looks like a shitty alien?

>>30096032
>not knowing that the ponks switched places in EqG

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>>30096020
Why? Because she eats marshmallows?
But yeah, she'd be in cumplay like 100%
She'd let you come all over her face, enjoying the feeling of your baby batter spurting against her pink skin, mouth open to let some inside.
She'd be stroking you all the while, coaxing every last drop of it, and when you're finally whimpering for her to stop and let go of it, she'd bring her lips to your tip and lick you clean.
Then she'd use her hand to cup all of your juice and play with is, making a show of bringing her coated finger to her lips and happily humming whenever a big dollop comes in contact with her tastebuds.
And when it's over, she'd tell you how tasty it was and thank you by kissing you

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>>30096028
What would happen if the cockvore guy fought the cuckshed guy?

>>30096020
Equestria's biggest cocktease.

>>30096095
>implying they're not the same shitposting turd

>>30096020
>eqg
>image
You know exactly what you're doing too, faggot

>>30096095
Everytime a waifu gets send to the cuckshed they get cock vored.

>>30096132
That's a team up. I want a fight

>>30096149
>guy puts someone in a shed and doesn't lock it
>other guy puts them in a cock and melts them

I dunno between the two it seems obvious

>>30096121
What would happen if this guy got in a fight with Barneyfag?

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>>30096089
Zoo wee mama

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For your consideration:
>already has an unusually long and dextrous tongue
>given giraffe powers
She'll lick the frosting off your face from across the room.

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>>30096121
Does trigger you, little snowflake?

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Pinkie is a literal semen demon.
She will drain your body of both your soul and spunk

>>30096089
I've never gotten so hard so fast in my life.
>>30096099
This.

>>30096020
Anyone else feel like Ponks is a bit more mature and more lewd in EG than the show.

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>>30096905
What ever do you mean?

>>30096020
Why is human pink so fucking hot? Literally the sexiest EQG gal

>>30097354
that's not the real human panku peye, they switched places in the first movie

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>>30097354
Because she's not afraid to show off the goods

>>30096020
yourdoinitwrong

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>>30096089
I want ponk to suck on my peepee

>>30096654
>implying I wouldn't enjoy ever second
>implying it wouldn't be worth it
You, sir, are obviously a literal faggot.

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>>30097354

Because she's also easily the sexiest in horse form as well.

>>30097074
I want her to take advantage of me.

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>>30099279
>"Say nonny, does this skirt make my butt ok big? Get a goooood close look"

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>>30099822
"Uh.. I don't know if I sh--"
>"Oh come on! Nonny pweeeaaassee~"
"O-okay, okay..."
>You slowly start leaning forward.
"I don't know Ponk, your butt seems norm--"
>Then she suddenly turns 90° and throws a foot above your head, ending up on your shoulder.
>You don't really have the time to react, between the speed at which her limbs move and the opportunity to catch a glance at what's under her skirt.
>Just a bit more...
"W-wha--"
>You shut up when you see her hands shoot forward, grabbing the sides of your head.
>She lifts your head slightly, stopping your eyes from invading her secret places any further.
>Forcing your eyes to meet, her huge, beautiful eyes not leaving yours, blue as the ocean, ready to swallow you whole.
>Your heart skips a beat when you feel her thumbs rubbing up and down your cheeks and you notice her happy grin.
>"Teehee~ I got you!"
>You forget to breathe for a second.
>Maybe even two.
"Y-you too."
>You can't even contain your spaghettis anymore.
>But thankfully, she snorts, then chuckle throwing her head backwards, happy as ever.
>That's your opening. Your eyes shoot down when her gaze leave yours.
>Shit, you still can't see it...
>Seeing as her laughing fit isn't over, you push your luck and try lowering your head, ever so slightly.
>Nearly there...
>You get to see more and more of her skin, her thighs seeming softer than silk and pinker than ponk.
>And they never stop, your eyes go up and up, still more skin.
>Then you see it. Or maybe you don't, you don't have the time to register what exactly it is you saw, or rather, what you /didn't/ see, her left hand loses her grip on your cheek and drifts up, taking a handful of your hair, tugging your head up to its initial position.
>"Nah-ah-ah~" She singsongs, shaking her head left and right to emphasize her disappointed expression.
>"Nonny, what were you trying to do??"
>You open your mouth but no words come, all you do is stammer and stutter like a bitch.
>"Teehee... wanna see it~?"

>>30099896
Continue

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>>30099896
>Your breath gets caught in your throat when you hear those words.
>And when you see her smile.
>Is she joking? Is she leading you on? What should you do?
>"So?"
>She tilts her head to the left and readjusts her grip on your hair, her nails lightly scraping against your scalp.
>Her grin is still there, playfully teasing you. But there's something more lingering in her eyes now.
>"Tell me Anon... do you want to see if I'm wearing one, or not?"
>You gulp.
>So your eyes didn't deceive you...
"Y-you're not messing with me, right..?"
>"Awww, of course not! I'm not a meanie-pants! I wouldn't do this to you, to my nonny~"
>Her right leg shifts a bit around your shoulder, spreading slightly, her calf pushing into the side of your neck, the softness of her skin and plumpness of her flesh rubbing against yours sending a shiver down your spine.
>You stop a whimper from escaping your lips, but can't stop your head from rolling to the side to meet her warmth, her hands leaving you in control, for now.
>You have a hard time looking at her, your eyes peeking up but retreating whenever they find hers.
>She sighs, pushing her right hand away from your cheek, following your jawline until her fingers gain access to the back of your head, lightly grasping at your hairs and letting them go a second later, her palm doing the journey back to your cheek.
>You feel like your heart is going to explode by now. You're not even sure what's happening anymore, or if this is even real.
>"So Anon... I'm gonna ask you one last time, do you want to--"
>You nod eagerly the moment you hear that this was her ultimatum.
>She blinks, and for a fraction of a second you think that you fucked it up.
>But then she giggles, amused by your antics, her grin coming back.
>Her hands let go of you. You simply look at them, slowly moving towards the end of her skirt, gripping it, and then pulling it up. Slowly. Exposing more and more flesh.
>Until you finally see it.

>>30098151
Hello, Pony Thread Simulator

>>30100002
what? is that still a thing?

>>30100000

>>30096905

So does that mean original Pinkie is lewder than the EQG Pinkie who is now in Ponyville since they switched places?

>>30099985
Yeah I'm gonna stop there for now guys sorry. I'm sleepy and in a feelsy mood, and I can't write Ponk like that.
I'll try and finish it when I wake up. That is, if this board is still alive.

>>30099985
Sweet Christmas...

>>30099822
I want to stick it in her cooter.

>>30096020
I want to squonk the Ponk.

>>30096020
I know what she's doing too. She's making my dick as hard as diamonds.

>>30096654

>Long day at work.
>You undress and fall into bed.
>You're just about to fall asleep.
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.
>Without so much as a word to you she walks into your bedroom, closing the door behind her.
>Then, still without a word, she begins undressing herself at the foot of your bed.
>She carefully folds her clothes and places them on your dresser.
"Pinkie, what are you doing?"
>She pauses in the midst of removing her knickers.
>"I'm coming to bed with you, silly."
"Why are you even in my apartment?"
>"I was waiting for you to come home. I made you dinner, but I guess you're too tired to eat anything."
>Pinkie reaches behind her back and unhooks her bra.
>Now fully naked, she crawls under the covers and snuggles up to your side.
>"Night, Nonny!" She sing-songs cheerfully, reaching across you to turn off your bedside light.
>Plunged into darkness, you decide you are either dreaming or hallucinating.
>Either way, you're too tired to deal with this shit.
>Paying no heed to the imaginary naked girl wrapping her arms around you and nestling into your side, you fall into blissful slumber inside of twenty seconds.

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Big Ponk thinks you are very tasty.

>>30101845

"MMFF!! Gmmimff! I Canff ffreeff!"
>The warm, moist pressure lifts off of you as Pinkie Pie withdraws her tongue into her mouth.
>"What did you say Nonny?"
"I said I can't breathe!"
>Pinkie gasps in mock surprise.
>"Oh no! I'd better give you mouth-to-mouth then!"
>Pinkie Pie puckers her lips and moves her face closer to you.
"Pinkie Pie, stop it! You play too rough!"
>Your pleas are ignored as you scrabble backwards on the frog of her hoof, her lips drawing closer to you.
>You raise your hands and try to push her away, but given your relative sizes, it's like trying to shove an elephant.
>Her lips make contact with your face and torso, and part slightly. You can feel a suction develop on your chest.
"That isn't my mouth Pinkie!"
>Suddenly her lips part slightly further, and she tilts her face, her upper lip passing cleanly over your head.
>Then she closes her lips again, holding your torso in a soft, yet firm grip.
"Pinkie!!!"
>As she sucks gently, her tongue rises to your face and plays with you like a lollipop.
"Seriously, let me out!!"
>You hear a giggle echo up from her throat, and she sucks a little harder, slurping up your legs like a noodle.
>You genuinely fear that she is going to eat you now.
>Instead, her tongue playfully wraps around you and presses you to the roof of her mouth.
>You struggle a bit, and then the pressure suddenly drops away, and you fall.
>Her tongue quickly presses in on you once more, slathering you with copious amounts of saliva.
>Then suddenly light reappears.
>You find yourself on the frog of Pinkie's hoof once again.
"Jeez Pinkie, you scared me! I really thought you were gonna eat me that time!"
>She giggles and snorts.
>"Yeah! It was fun though, wasn't it?"
>You blush.
"Kinda..."
>Pinkie Pie grins at you.
>"Wanna go again?"
>After a moment's hesitation, you nod.
>"Okee-dokee-lokee! Let me just roll out the red carpet for you!"
>She opens her mouth wide, and her tongue lolls out, stopping right in front of you.

>>30101977

>Are you really gonna do this?
>You look at yourself, covered head-to-toe in giant pony slobber already.
>Hell yeah! Let's do this!
>You rise to your feet and tentatively take a step onto Pinkie Pie's tongue.
>Pinkie Pie's breathing quickens in anticipation.
>You take two more steps before her tongue suddenly curls, grasping you, and pulls you back into her maw.
>Pinkie Pie plays with you like a peppermint candy.
>She's always careful of her teeth.
>She just thinks this is like giving you an all-over kiss.
>It's really fucking arousing.

>>30101313
Is she tight?

>>30101992
Please kind sir. I require more.

>>30096020
DHX knows what they doing.

>>30101977
what's with the recent presence of vore and fatfags on this board

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>>30102309
Vore is a shit fetish. But mouth play and tongue play are fucking hot.

>>30096020
God I love this sugar slut

>>30096020

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>>30101992

>>30103182
I need more pictures of Pinkie with, *ahem* whipped cream on her mouth

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Reminder that Pinkie's fetish is married men

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>>30106017

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>>30096905
>>30097074
>>30100016
It's the internet, obviously. Exposure to that has made her more savvy and lewd.

>tfw both Ponkas will never double team you and ravage your body until you can't even more from the exertion

>>30096020
*The animators

>>30099985
WELL WHAT DOES HE SEE? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

>>30107138
pinkie would be at the forefront of making new fetishes
I bet she'd love balloon rubbing and fucking

>>30108111
Nah, sorry trips-kun.
There's like 3 persons reading it, I'm not going to bother.
I'll finish it on fimfic, maybe.