Name these three beautiful mares.

>>30076796
cock snacks

>>30076796
im only interested in that sperm worm in the middle

>>30076796
Right to left:
Peacen Carets
Baggie Jammin
Phillip

>>30076796
One hot pegasus mare, one hot earth mare, one hot unicorn mare. Perfect for a foursome.

>>30076796
The Plaza Bitches

>>30076849
fusion?

>>30076796
From left to right is: On, then My, and last but certainly not least is their youngest sister, Dick.

>>30076796
other 3 ponies no new M6

>>30076796
>this mares special talent is to make you a sandwitch
waifu

Remember that these are Gaston references

>>30076796

the way the breads is positioned looks like a cock'n'balls

>>30076796
>that bangs faggot is banging them
FUCK

>>30076891
Wut?

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>>30076901

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>>30076907

>>30076895
He can't satisfy them. They will dump him.

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>>30076907
>Those seductive looks
I'm not gonna make it...

>>30076796
Knick, Knack, Paddywhack

>>30076796

Vaginal
Anal
Oral

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>>30076963
Would you take them for yourself?

I would.

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>>30077027
Personally I'd take the green one, but I wouldn't mind the whole set.

>>30077027
I probably will cheat my waifu with them.

>>30077027

i haven't been able to get a look at the pegasus pony's cutie mark but i bet it looks like a cock'n'balls too.

a carrot and a tomato? really? that's not even subtle.

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>>30077089
that's what I have for now

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>>30077124
something better

>>30077124

there's another shot but it's from some ways out. and it does kinda look like maybe a tornado as the 'shaft'.

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Where did they come from? Who finds Our Town and settles in?

>>30077149
They just orbit Bang. And Bang is there for SB.

>>30077149
What makes you think they weren't there from the start?

>>30076796
Smooth Wind, Jelly Jam, Elsa

>>30076796

Fond Feather
Swoon Song
Dear Darling

The best I could do.

>>30077159
The fact we never saw them?

>>30077136
>that lip bite
Its like hasbro want the porn

>>30076907
Glad someone else saw it.

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Has Hasbro just decided that more porn = more fandom = more money or something cos this shit is getting out of hand

>>30077124
>>30077136
So that darker blue part is at the bottom of light blue and yellow part. Wtf is this?

>>30077227
There needs to be porn of these three fine bitches.

>>30077204
Just because we didn't see them, doesn't mean they weren't their.

>>30077301
Eh I guess.
That'd perhaps mean Bang could've been there too

>>30076889
>waifu
Hahahahahah LOL

>>30077320
Besides, I can't really think of any reason why you'd move their willingly.

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>>30077301
>>30077372
It's "there," Anon.

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>>30077301
>>30077372

>>30077390
>>30077391
English isn't my native language

Also what mistake did I make in the second post?

>>30077421
Nevermind, I see it now

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Marie, Lee and May

>>30077868
Wrong. White brown yellow anon.

>>30077886
>White

nope fix your eyes fag

>>30077868

just about every voice actor on that show has turned up and done a role or two on mlp:fim

>>30076796
Fuck, Marry, and Kill

>>30078693
Fuck all 3
Marry all 3
Kill all who question my authority as herd leader

>>30078693
Marry the sandwich maker, fuck elsa and kill that wannabe flitter.

>>30076907
How did I not notice this?
Reminder that Gaston did nothing wrong

>>30076796
I'll say Blue Raspberry, Multigrain, and Fresh Food. From left to right.

>>30078693
>>30078720
impregnate all three

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>>30078720
The only correct answer

>>30076796
Slut Sisters

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>>30076796
>One of them has a Baguette as a CM
>FRANCE
Megane, Clio and Twingo
Sorted.

>>30078720
Fuck the blonde one, kill the purple one, and marry Baguettes, and live in the hills outside Monaco with a cute Renault hot hatch to rag around the nearby country roads whilst we run a small boulangerie and sell wine from the vineyard.

>>30079114
my nigger

>>30079044
I like giving them french names because of the whole Beauty and the Beast thing.

>>30079044
We top get now

>>30079258
gear*
fuck
although dubs is pretty good anon

>>30079114
>killing any of them
>not marrying and fucking all of them
herds literally confirmed anon

literally

>>30079240
This

They completely mimic the girls from Belles song in the beginning who woo over Gaston. They all look worthy for breeding though.

I'm also down with giving them French names desu, it's fitting.
Not sure about french cars tho
>>30079044
Sorry Anon.

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>>30079044
Those are actually pretty good

Airbus, Megane and Elisa

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>>30079444
It has been decided.

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>>30079044
>>30079240
>>30079258
>>30079397
And so they were named after 3 pretty fucking good Renault hot hatches. What a time.

>>30077136
Dat lower lip bite

>>30077916
>Jim worked on 3eds
>Jim now works in FiM
>VCs on 3eds are in FiM
Really makes you think.

>>30079482
>>30079044
>>30079444
Trips to confirm? Well then.
Merci Twingo

>>30079533
your dubs might count if your spoiler was right
>>30079550

When did this become /o/

>>30079044
Dubs have betrayed me. Those names suck. They don't even sound pony

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>tfw three pretty mares will never throw themselves at you
>tfw they aren't even real

>>30079609
names stopped sounding "ponyish" a long time ago.

>>30079609
They'd sound pony if each had a fitting last name
DUBS DECIDES IT LADS

>>30079628
>>30079609
There was a pony called Joe in season one.

>>30079650
Luvs
Grooves
Moans

>>30079653
His name was pony joe / donut joe

>>30079650
RenaultSport, GT Line and Dynamique

>>30078693
Pet the red one.
Scratch the purple one's ears.
Nose boop the green one.

>>30079667
>1 off fucking trips
FFS

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>Browsing /mlp/
>RENAULT
I miss my Clio

>>30079736
I'd fuck that car

>>30079759
I would too, but it was written off in a crash and has no front end.

>>30079869
Rest in peace beauty, you would have made a great fuck.

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>>30079759
>>30079747
I saw that typo, anon. You can't hide from me.

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>>30079482
I actually like this idea, too bad derpibooru will probably given them some boring names instead.

>>30079903
Dang anon, you caught me
I guess autocorrect cucked me again

>>30079916
>dear darling, fond feather and swoon song
holy shit derpibooru is boring

>>30079916
We cannot allow this

>>30079948
Those names were prompted from here.

On /mlp/

>>30079916
>>30079948
>>30079957
Yes, we need to shitpost on derpibooru to get these names in, instead of fucking ss, dd and ff

Who the fuck even came up with those names, off my board you normie scum.

>>30079974
I don't give a fuck.
They're not even good pony names?!
Also the guy didn't even get doubles, so fuck him.
Why would a mudmare with a baguette as a cutie mark be called dear darling?
This is fimfic OC level

At least the car names are funny

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>>30079975
>"normies" browse an equine bridle and saddle blog

>>30079975
>>>/r9k/

Slave 1, Slave 2, Slave 3

>>30079998
>They don't
>Because they're scared of coming here, because of all those hackers and pedos!
Welcome to 2017 Anon.
The guys over there know that we're generally the ones coming up with names and shit.
They infiltrate, post a couple words every week, when an episode come out, and bang.

Did you even look at your board these last few weeks Anon?

>>30080002
Your names suck faggot.
Try again.

>>30080031
>>>/r9k/

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>>30080032
>I'll try again, it'll be even funnier the second time XD

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>>30080031
>Getting paranoid over pony names

>>30079975
https://derpibooru.org/1435798

>>30080044
>>>/r9k/

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>>30080061
Yes, Anon.
Either it's paranoia, or I'm right.
Are you sure you want to take that risk?
I mean, really, the guy literally screened his own post and instantly posted it on the booru.
It's fucking retarded.

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Have another image

You're all wrong. The one in the middle is clearly Ketchup Sandwich.

>>30080103
Thats better.
I went and added the correct tags to all the earlier images too.

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This best be some sort of sick joke.

>>30080175
What the fuck is a Twingo.

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>>30080179

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>Preferring p0nies named after cars
The names already on Derpi are surely lacking, but really? Ponies named after cars?

>>30080179
Please watch initial D before spouting such heresy.

>>30080208
they names sound good.

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>>30080208
>Ponies named after cars?
Not just cars anon, French cars. French.

>>30080208
Why don't you find better names then?
And get trips, of course.

>>30080103
Not to be rude or anything, but those names are terrible.

>>30080271
Shouldn't be too hard considering your inspiration came from fucking cars of all places.

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>>30080329
desu I don't even like them, other than megane.
But they're much better than the retarded shit the other faggot came up with, and he got trips.
That's much more than enough for me :^)

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>>30079044
>naming a pony after a non-pony meme
That's like naming a pony Wojak or Bane or something. Uninspired. And most people associate "megane" with glasses.

I don't have anything, but I really want to vote against the stupid car names.

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>>30080421
Well that's not how it works around here newfriend

I swear tah god if I have tah get Capt Hoers tah draw labelled pictures of Twingo, Clio and Megane a fucken will y'know. Maybe in the morning though

>>30079044
Please derpi please.

>>30079667
Yeah no. I really like the inital car ideas but that is to on the nose.

>>30080543
I know, I was taking the piss with the last names

>Twingo: Pegasi, small frame, easy to use
>Clio: Mudponi, family car, spacious, made to breed
>Megane, ???
I have no idea

>>30080562
The Megane is better equipped an the RS has a turbo, so more complicated, so unicorn

>>30080405
only weebs heard "megan" and think glasses

>>30080587
Works for me.

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>>30080439

nu fwiend?

We bringing back FPG?

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>>30080630
Megane, not Megan. This is Megan.

>>30080777
Holy shit, trips confirm there's another link between blond carpone and this OG HiE

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Have some horse puns on a Clio, because this is kinda relevant

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>>30076796
From right to left we have Petit Pois, Gelée à la fraise, Rafale Puissante.

>>30081119
Wow, nice try there Anon.
Too bad tho
>>30081111 (Dead)

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>Mares

>>30081164
I have a bad habit of only getting dubs when I don't try I guess.

>>30076796
meme name that won't be accepted outside of /mlp/ because derpi and eqd decide fanon names 1, 2, and 3

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>>30081171
Have a non-shit version.

>>30081119
Well it's better then the first names suggested but worse then the cars.

>>30081171
Jokes on you my dick just got harder

>>30076796
>3 sisters traveling throughout Equestria.
>Been together throughout their whole lives.
>Can't imagine what life would be like apart.
>As a result, they always fawn over the same stallion.
>They also have one rule to any stallions that are interested.
>"We come as a package deal. You want one of us, you take all of us."

Would you take this instant herd?

>>30081371
Why not? I'd give it a shot. I don't know how the fuck I'd juggle giving attention between three mares but I'd fucking try.

>>30081378
That's the great thing of a herd, they'd give attention to each other as well.

Now picking the alpha mare, that would be the problem.

I'm also a fan of >>30079482

>>30076907
>>30077215
You're not anone, anons. It was the first thing I thought of.

Also there has got to be a happy medium between the boring derpibooru names and going full /o/.

>>30081371
>The mudmare would sit on your face
>The unicorn would suck your cock and fondle your balls with her magic
>The pegasus would lick your nipples and caress your whole body with her wings
oh boy

I'd be mad if I got one pregnant and not the other tho...
I'd have to fuck them over and over just to be sure

>>30081221
we named Derpy Hooves

>>30076796
One Wench, two wench, red wench, blue wench!

So I appear to have started writing a story about Renaultpones. I've no idea where it's going, but it'll get less /o/. I was just bored.

>You are Anon
>Yesterday you'd picked up your Clio III RS200 Cup from renowned RenaultSport tuner KTEC in Dorset who had just fitted you a new catback exhaust, upgraded your cams and done your 70,000 mile cambelt change and service
>Then you’d crossed the channel and were heading across France bound for Monaco
>The plan was to meet up with other lads from the RenaultSport owners club and watch the Grand Prix from Renault’s hospitality suite
>You'd got lost in the dark on your way last night and ended up on a farm trail, so you'd pulled over and slept in your Recaro bucket seats
>The light of sunrise reflecting off the metal flake in your Liquid Yellow paintwork and refracting on its way in through your windscreen upset your sleeping eyes, and woke you up
>Unsure exactly where you were, you go to check Google Maps on your phone, but have no reception
>You fire the naturally aspirated four cylinder, the newly upgraded heart of the car growling into life
>This dirt track had to lead to a paved road eventually, so for now you kept on following it
>The south of France certainly looked a lot more arid than you expected
>Must’ve been a dry season or something
>It was definitely warm
>Luckily, you'd opted for a Clio with the “Lux” package, and that meant that you had automatic climate control in your arsenal of equipment, which you activate at a cooling 16 Celsius
>Still no main road in sight, but it did look like there was a Shell petrol station in the distance ahead
>There was still a third of a tank left in, that'd do you another 100 miles, but you could fill up to be safe
>And you could try your French and get directions
>Now what was Unleaded again? Sans Plomb, or Gazole?
>You ease your foot further down on the throttle, increasing your speed to a comfy 50mph

>>30077215
Thank god, I was worried that I was the only one!

>>30076796

Moe, Larry, and Curly.

>>30081925

>The track was surprisingly smooth, which was good for your back
>The hard suspension paired with the Recaro seats wasn't hugely comfortable on bad surfaces, but you felt fine
>Approaching the service station, you notice it's not a Shell, it was actually lacking any branding, and as you pull onto the loose surface of the forecourt, you realise that's not the only thing it was lacking
>There were no pumps either
>Ah well, it's not like you were desperate for V Power
>The place still had a large convenience store, but again it was eerily devoid of branding
>Still, there was a chance there was someone you could ask for directions, so you pull up under the station structure, climb out of your hot yellow Renault, and head for the store’s doors
>Glancing through the glass as you push the door, you see a bakery counter stocked with presumably fresh bread and pastries, and further shelves in the store stocked with fresh fruit and veg
>This all seemed a bit odd for a petrol station in the middle of nowhere that didn't even have any pumps
>You turn to face the checkout desk as you walk in
>There's a small red horse, probably pony size, stood behind it smiling at you
>”Hi! Can I-”
>The horse had started talking, and you had turned around and left the store
>You take a deep breath hoping to reset your brain, go inside and see people
>But the horse was still there when you went back inside, though it was looking more confused this time
>What the fuck was going on?
>You were way too tired to try and put any reasoning into it
>”Are you ok?”
“Nope”
>”Is there anything I can help you with?”
>You sigh, if this was happening you may as well do what you came here to do, at least she spoke perfect English
“Yeah, I'm try’n’a get to Monaco, but I got lost last night in the dark. You ain't got a map or anything, have you?”

>>30081898
Congrats, you named a horse 6 and a half years ago. Derpi and EQD have named just about every new pone from the last 2 seasons

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>>30081243
>>30081171
have a second non-shit version

>>30081940
now's the time to stand up then fuckboy

MERCI Twingo, Clio and Megane

>>30081940
To be fair, all these names are retarded.
Literally no better than naming hedgehog filly after Pippi Longstockings, despite her having literally no connection to her as a reference beyond having pigtails and being stupidly strong.

>>30081898
And vinyl.
And Donut Joe.
And Octavia.
And Colgate.
I'm sure I'm missing several.

>>30082105
Good

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>>30081940
But good try newfriend from derpibooru!
Try again :^)

>>30082203
>>30082213
Name three horses who /mlp/ named in season 4/5/6 that didn't get overturned by the rest of the fandom? And no, this thread doesn't count as it is too fresh.

>>30082203
weren't all those season 1 ponies named by /co/ and before the fandom expanded beyond 4chan?

>>30082255
And?
Wait, /co/ isn't 4chan?
Who would've known!

>>30082237
Snowflake

>>30082237
Name three that were named by derpibooru.
Oh, you can't, because there's always an autismo spamming the staff's twitter accounts everytime he sees a new background pony asking for official names.

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>>30082294
yep, derpi never gets a say and overrides what /mlp/ wants to name a pony

>>30082294
Alright then, where is the twitter screen cap for the official names the three at the top of the thread?

>>30080725
Hahaha!
Fluffybooru is a thing, you know And it gets content to this day.

>>30082333
Did they get speaking lines? If so, they'll be in the credits.

>>30082333
Who knows?
Check the twitters fgt, I'm not going to do it.

>>30082341
Holy balls you're right
How come nobody screened that?

>>30082341
Nah, they're swooning ponies #1, 2 and 3.

>>30082344
Because they are just labeled as swooning pony 1 and 2. The third one didn't get a line

>>30082360
>>30082361
Well, fuck.
Since when did mark-related naming fall off, anyway?

>>30082360
In that case, I'm in favor of naming them the swooning sisters.

>>30082402
didn't fall off the mares here were named based off of one having a baguette and just going for something french sounding
>>30082315
Also, you lose because we beat the imageboard fags and tagged it already.

>>30082402
It was changed to muffins because lel memes and calling her Derpy or even Ditzy Do was ablest and bad-wrong.
Still rankles they redubbed that part. Glad I managed to get the proper dialogue version.
At any rate, we've got jam and bread, v8 splash, and whatever the fuck the pegasus is, so why not work with those instead of trying to go for references the average pleb won't even get?
I mean, honestly, Twingo? Who outside of Europe has heard of any french vehicle beyond the Renault?

>>30082430
Of course, now after looking it up and finding out a Twingo is a model of Renault manufacture, I realize I, as an Americlap, was only familiar with the coupes.

>>30082429
No, there was the baguette and the bimbettes were from B&B. That's 2 french references = the two only things we know of them. Or I guess, they want a dick.

>>30082430
I can't exactly remember /how/ it went, that's why I deleted my post. But ty for confirming it.

But yes, I said it several times, I'm not a huge fan of the car names, /especially/ twingo, but the guys got numbers and the 'original' names that faggot tried to push on our ass are fucking retarded.
I'd prefer naming them mare 1, 2 and 3 over that shit.

>>30082452
Who cares Anon. It's an obscure meme for obscure ponies.
I mean, we're gonna have porn of them for a couple weeks, but then they'll disappear.

>>30082480
>/how/
>/especially/
You have to go back

>>30082480
As is the way of Flavors of the week. Though they may be ousted as early as tomorrow evening, considering those fucking leafs can't stop barreling towards hiatus like a muslim-driven truck towards a group of French citizens.

>>30082490
>/thinking/ that // is from reddit
Holy shit, how new can one faggot be?
Go ahead, take a guess. Why does people use slashes in /between/ words. Come on, it's not even /hard/.
I mean, it's okay Anon, nopony uses it around here anymore.
Now lurk moar, faggot.

>>30082502
No. The porn Anon. They're just too easy.

>>30082546
Most artists would probably be more concerned with the SuMac art.

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Doesn't matter now that they're ruined with trapshit

Left: Lavender Lily
Right: Garden Zest
Middle: b r o w n b r i c k

>>30082627
shit
We need funny names.

>>30082604
>that feel

>>30081171
oh my

>>30076796
Hoe 1, Hoe 2, Hoe 3

>>30081171
>3 dicks
>2 holes
What do I do with the last one

>>30082426 this, because if
>>30081371 is true then they may not even have separate names!
If they are a kind of a hive mind, it would solve the attention problem. You love one of the three, and they all feel appreciated

>>30076796
>Fluffy
>Crusty Cunt.
>Derpy

>>30083152
They're ponies, not insects, stoopid.

And no, they're the Renault sisters.

>>30076907
That's amazing

>>30081925
Glorious

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If we really had to name them after Renault cars, I'd rather have the blue pegasus be named Laguna. Still Renault, fits with her color, and way less retarded-sounding than Twingo.

>>30083783
Listen here you hexadecimal nigger, the Renault Laguna is a piece of shit car for ninety year old grannies. The Renault Twingo is a supreme godmachine.
Kys you fucking fag

>>30083783
Fuck off

>>30083823
Fair enough.

>>30083783
Twingo goes perfectly with the pegasus tho.
They're meme cars for meme ponies.

>>30081939
WHAT!? WHERE IS THE REST OF IT!?

>>30076796
Middle is Jelly Loaf.

Right is Garden Variety.

I don't know about the Pegasus because I can't see her cutie mark.

>>30084021
Garden Variety is a good name.

>>30084021
Fuck off, they're Twingo, Clio and Megane

>>30084018
Soon...

What is Derpi calling them right now?

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>>30076796
Holy fuck these mares are lewd. If there isn't a metric ton of foursome porn of them by tomorrow I'm going to be mad

>>30084510
twingo, clio, megane
as well as some other names

>>30084021
>assuming you need to see a cutie mark to give a name
Ponies have names before they have cutie marks. And none of Derpy's names have anything to do with hers.

For the record, I was going to suggest Veggie Vine for the unicorn, and Windfall for the pegasus, but I'm still stuck on the other one. Maybe Odervia?

>>30084021
Garden Variety is good, Jelly Loaf not so much.

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>>30085027
holy shit this is great hahaha

>>30084414
Soon!? Pastebin please

If anyone suggest any names other than French hatchbacks I'll put my dick at then

>>30076796
>>30078693
Assuming this is the answer and not a question my sides are in fucking orbit.

>>30076796
I want to impregnate these three.

>>30076796
Slootaloo
Trollop Jam
Eager Beaver

>>30076796
Quick Release, Refractory Period, and Magic Touch

>>30076907
I wonder if Feather Bangs eats twelve eggs a day to help him get large.

>>30085027
Topest of keks

>>30085027
Clio a best

>>30081939
>She still looks confused
>”I don't think I've ever heard of Monaco”
>She passes you the map you asked for
>”But if it's anywhere near here, it'll be on there!”
>You unfold it and take a look
>Immediately, you could see something was wrong
>The entire land mass was the wrong shape to be any country you knew
>And along the top of the the page was text reading “Equestria”
“Equestria?”
>”Yep!”
>She grins at you, but notices you look concerned
>”You're really lost, huh?”
“Yeah, just a little fuckin’ bit”
>Quite what you were going to do now, you didn't know
>”I like your cart, it's cute. What is it?”
>All of a sudden, this seemed like a conversation you'd had many a time with girls back home
>It distracted you from being lost though
“It's a, uh, Clio RS”
>“Oh my gosh! My name’s Clio!”
>She dashes around the counter and grabs your hand with a hoof somehow, and tries to pull you towards the door
>”C’mon! You have to show me it!”
>You had to admit to yourself, she was pretty cute, and her energetic enthusiasm was the best reaction you had from a girl over your pride and joy, even if she was a horse
>And it was going to take a lot more than just a map to get you to Monaco, so that could wait for the time being

I should probably write some more of this, maybe later.

>>30086989
At the same time? How would you do it?

>>30087645
I am reading

steve bob and joe

having owned four renaults all I can say is do not buy a renault and clio the best

>>30087852
>not Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms and Ned Nederlander
Have you never heard of The Three Amigo pones

>>30087645
Go on anon.... oh and please go AIE ok?

>>30087878
Which four Renaults have you owned? My family have always owned Renaults, I owned a Clio RS >>30079736 which was magnificent, but I'd never own a non-RenaultSport model.

>>30087966
The RenaultSport Models are really, really nice. I'd pretty much always consider getting one

>>30086397
>>30078693 here, it was an answer.

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>>30087645
Do not listen to >>30087921.
Kill off anon. Only the car mare can survive.

>>30087808
Tenderly.

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>>30076796
haven't read the thread but the one on the right with the fruit cutie mark should have a name related to the honeydew melon.

>>30089936
Melons are fucking god awful.

>>30089936
Nah, I think they still need french names.
Or something that makes you think french.
Like frogs and white flags.

>>30090095
French is fine, but cars are stupid as fuck.

>>30090068
>implying

>>30090146
it'd be cool to find out if the pegasi had a planned cutie mark or not.
Then again we can safely guess it should be something about food.

>>30090068
Pleb

>>30082105

>this edit was deleted from derpibooru because the butthurt artist

>>30091274
Xieril really went downhill. He used to actually not be shit, believe it or not.

>pony name
>reee that's shit!
>twingo
>wow so great!
this board is full of fucking contrarians

>>30076796
Why are they so perfect

>>30091606
>pony name
no you fucking faggot.
Those are thrash tier retarded generic background pony names. Also you tried to force it down our throat without us being able to say anything you fucking piece of shit, that's not how it works. Nobody even responded to your shitty post because nobody even considered your shitty names. And you just went ahead like an autist and posted it on the booru.
So, until you get the fucking numbers, you can choke on a fat fucking cock and live with it.

>>30092371
>Those are thrash tier retarded generic background pony names
stopped reading
youre okay with them being named after cars so you dont get to talk

>>30090157
It's virtually impossible to tell from the bit shown, but my guess from what's visible is milk and cookies, though I'm also fairly certain that's wrong.

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>>30092380
I can live with that :^)

>>30076796
My favorite is the one on the left. I really like when ponies' manes are lighter than the tone of their coats e.g. Cloudchaser.

>>30092387
She's my favorite because she's the pegasus of the group. Nothing can beat them fluffy wings.

>>30092411
checked
And true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCf2_nq-BTc

>>30076796
"Mares"

>>30092387
yes, she has a good combination of colors.

And autism seems to be winning again, and now you can't tag things as Twingo, Clio and Megane on derpi. This is fucking shit.

>>30093105
What the fuck is this shit
there's not even any discussion going in the tagging group

>>30093141
Time to go in and tag them all with clio pone, megane pone and twingo pone

>>30093291
And now you can't do that, and I'm banned for "tag vandalism"

>>30093323
hahahahha
You should've been more subtle about it Anon.

>>30093343
How can you be subtle about adding tags?

>>30093351
Well no, adding tags directly isn't subtle.
They're libtards. You could just try to let them understand that what they're doing is close to nazism or some shit.
Without directly saying it, of course.
See https://derpibooru.org/1436450?q=bimbettes

>>30093362
Maybe I should post something about that in this thread thing then, once I've worked out a lazy effort ban evade.
https://derpibooru.org/tagging/general-topic-for-character-tag-categorization/12

>>30093369
Yeah, I thought about it too but wasn't too sure about how to go about it.
It's not that I really care about my image, but some of those autists could actually go and try to shit on my fimfic acc, and I don't want that.

I'm still just observing from afar how the booru actually works, who's the boss and what not.

>>30093378
Pretty sure your comment has been deleted now. What an excellent community this is.

>>30080103
Merci Twingo

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>>30087645
>You let her pull you outside and in the direction of your car
>”You haven’t told me your name yet!”
>True, you hadn’t
“Oh yeah! I’m, uh, Anon”
>”That’s a weird name”
>You shrug, and unlock your car as you arrive next to it
>Clio begins to walk around your Clio
>”I love the colour! It’s so glittery!”
>You loved having chance to talk about things that made your car special
“That’s RenaultSport I.D. Liquid Yellow J37”
>Christ that was autistic
>It seems to have gone right over her head too
>She was just stood there staring blankly
“It’s Liquid Yellow, it’s a special colour”
>She smiles at you and continues to walk around the car
>”It’s a pretty colour”
>As she wanders around to the back, you open the driver’s side door and check you haven’t left the interior in too bad a mess
>With the exception of a couple of empty crisp packets in the ashtray and a half drunk bottle of Fanta Lemon in the cup holder, it was pretty tidy
>”It even says my name on the back!”
>You grab the Fanta then look over at her as she trots over to you
>She pokes her head in through the door, looking around the inside
>”Oh! You pedal it! I wondered how it worked! But there are three pedals…”
>She looks back at you
>”You only have two legs… Why are there three pedals?”
>Evidently she was just as clueless as most of America
”Because I don’t pedal it.”
>”Then how does it work? What are the pedals for?”
>You grin
“Go get in the other side and I’ll show you”

>>30094275
Pls continue. Nothing better than a good car-pony green

>>30095002
It's no Clarkson in Equestria though

>>30095251
Yeah, well I was taking a long break from that and ended up writing this, and something else.

>>30094275
>car greens
terrible

This is nice.

>Was planning on writing more
>Haven't
Well, I guess I'll write something tomorrow morning then

>>30084732
If they are not based on mark they should be based on personality

>>30083783
Could work

>>30097226
>tomorrow morning
why not now

>>30076796
Brandon, Dave, and Luke

>>30076796
The earth mare should be named Biscotte (which is basically a piece of bread you cook a second time on each sides and generally at breakfast, and with jam/something else on it.)
I still have no idea for the others tho.

>>30084801
Morning Marmalade?

>>30097227
Hence why they are named Twingo, Megane and Clio

>>30097257
Because I need sleep right now.

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>>30076796

...I don't know, what are the names of the Didney characters they're based off of?

Well, back to writing some shit I guess

>Having three greens on the go
It's amateur hour

>>30098750
Claudette, Laurette and Paulette

can someone change those shit names from derpibooru?

>>30077421
>English isn't my native language
How the hell do you learn English to make this mistake?

>>30099986
They won't let you, you get banned for "Tag Vandalism", apparently we have to prove to them that Twingo, Clio and Megane are more popular names somehow, because there are few select autists in the tagging discussion forum that don't like them and are whining.

These three are 2lewd

>>30079044
Hello /o/

>>30100044
Dude... your names are just as shit as theirs.

>>30101365
Just looking at the comments makes it plain to see that the car names are preferred over the generic shit background pony names one power hungry control freak autist is trying to force on everyone

>>30101365
At least our names have some wit and were actually chosen, rather than being forced upon everyone

>>30101365
Die in a pit fucking autist.
Your names are shit, and we won't let you force that kind of shit on us.

>>30101595
>autist calling others autist

>>30101603
>Implying that we aren't

>>30101603
And? What's your point?
Does it mean I'm somehow wrong?
Are you autistic /and/ retarded?
Back to derpibooru with you.

>>30101365
As the person that suggested these names, they weren't supposed to be serious. But people like them, and they piss autists like you off ;^)

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>>30076796

>beautiful mares
>mares

Their gender wasn't confirmed in the episode

>>30101765
Renault hatchbacks are not assigned genders

>>30099930
>Wrote a chunk earlier but couldn't get on 4chan to post
>Go to post now
>GDrive fucked up and is gone
WELL FUCK YOU TOO, GOOGLE

>>30101777
I would also like to donate my further set of trips to the Renault cause.

>>30101765
Fags are so canceous.

Merci Twingo

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>>30101756
>your names a shit
>get defensive and start calling everyone autists
Okay bud.

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>>30101765
>mfw you'll be thrown from a rooftop when muslims take over

>>30094275
>You watch her arse as she canters around to the passenger door
>Then you mentally scold yourself for it
“She is a horse, Anon. Stop. No.”
>She opens the door and climbs in, as do you
>It looked like she was making herself comfortable in the Recaro
“Seatbelt”
>By the look she was giving you, she evidently had no idea what you were talking about
>You choose to demonstrate by putting your own belt on
>Clio follows suit, and looks back at you for approval
“That’s it, you ready for this?”
>”You bet!”
>You begin the anal start procedure that came with having the keyless start of the Lux pack
>Foot on the clutch, foot on the brake, gearbox in neutral, and press the Engine Start button
>The 230hp F4R growls back into life
>Your passenger looks a bit more nervous now
“Sure?”
>She nods weakly back at you, not 100% confident with herself
“I hope so”
>You let out the clutch slowly and roll at your idle RPMs to the edge of the track you’d entered on, and pull onto it
>As soon as you’re pointing straight, your foot goes hard down on the accelerator and the Clio properly takes off
>Clio is thrown back in her seat and squeals, grabbing the door handle and your leg
>”ANOOON! CELESTIA ANON!”
>Your foot stays hard down, only letting up when the clutch went in for a gear change
>Her eyes are tightly shut, and she just about prises them open as you hit the 100mph mark
>”ANON!”
>Very quickly you find yourself bouncing off the limit at the end of 6th
>Your speedo displays 148mph
>You apply your brakes, not at full force, but heavy enough to pull you both forwards in your seats as you slow down to a steady 40
>Glancing across at Clio, she didn’t look impressed
>Maybe you’d gotten a little carried away
“Y-you okay? Clio...”

>>30103116
Jokes on you, that's my fetish

>>30101765
They have the mare model.
Stallions have a different model.

>>30104311
That was a pretty poorly thought out post senpai.

>>30103472
Bumping for this

>>30076907
HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE HUH WOW THEY LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ALIKE HOW ABOUT THAT

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>>30077301

So did we all agree that this car autism should be ignored?

>>30106675
No.
Until we can't find better names, we stick with these.

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>>30106675
Papa Ghosn is agitated by your idiocy

>>30106675
Pretty much.

>>30106675
>>30106909
>>>/Derpiboooru/

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>>30106927
>Derpibooru is /mlp/'s new boogeyman
>A site dedicated to hoarding p0ne pictures

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>>30106939
You mean
>a forum full of autists that serves as an image hosting service

>>30106939
It's just a couple of fags who got banned from derpibooru and have been salty ever since.

>>30106675
Yes. It sounds like an angry autist or two flinging shit at anybody that doesn't like their awful ideas.

Did Feather Bangs get lucky with all three of them ? End of episode kinda implyed to that

>>30107720
No, it turned out he didn't know how to change a clutch, if you'll pardon the pun

>>30107720
You know he did. The CMC made sure of that.

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>>30107720
>>30107774
Yes.