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Follow me to the gay bath house

>>30062940
Why do I think this will be the only quality post in the whole thread

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>>30062944
wrong

>>30062950
Stay mad

So we agree then, no talking about tripfags (iFag and Lis), no more Sekrit and no mention of Australia?

A post from 500, Cirquesque resumes:
>>30062956
>>30062961

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Whispen protect this thread.

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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.

>>30063015
Are you telling that baby to cook dinner or is grill a euphemism?

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>>30063027
yes

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>>30063027
Work in this case is an intransitive verb signifying the performance of a specific task by employing physical or mental powers. Work that grill is therefore an enthusiastic suggestion for and support of the idea of the addressed party cooking food on a grill. Grill is also a commonly used term for a female, so there is an added pun in that a grill is being asked to grill (with the gender of the addressed person being inferred from the term "baby" in this case).

>>30063047
WOW GLIMMER

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>>30062999
>praying to your phony god to save you

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>>30063094

>>30062415
just join sekrit

>>30063122
thumbs up

>>30063135
Shh. No. Quests now. None of that. Who has opinions about a quest?

>>30063150
Shattered Planes is best quest. People rarely talk about it to keep the normies away.

>>30063169
What's the best part?

>>30063169
It's true.
>>30063171
All the waifu's, and the puns.

>>30063171
Cupcake Village was the cutest, Bone Golem encounter the most intense.

But I'd help me if I got more player opinions on the mater actually

>>30063150
Darkest Hour had been going through some interesting change in mood (before it was kicked off the board. Those damn hippies and their thread spamming).

The players decided it was time for the MC to sell ice creams to everyone. At a reasonable price. This whole even was like taking a break from the grim grim dark dark ness ness of the pony hammer cyoa.

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>>30063191
Puns?

>>30063205
Which matter?

We need hydra dick for the sexually repressed MC's.

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Big Gr_ _n Mar_s

>>30063210
Puns that can melt ghosts.

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>>30063212

I asked this question a while ago about what would be a preferred MC, either a player created one or a QM created one. A lot of you said that the QM should decide if the MC is player created or QM created. I was originally going to make my quest have a player created MC until a couple people said that a QM created MC. I did not wish to alienate anyone so I began work on MC and when I finished creating him it appeared that the vote was evenly split between the two choices. I now no longer care if my MC is player or QM created so I’ll ask the question again, this time on straw poll.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12942760

Pick randomly, I’m fine with either decision. I’ll accept the final answer by tomorrow.

>>30063339
You have to tell me which kind of quest first

>>30063348
Barbershop quartet slice of life

>>30063350
Then my vote goes to player created, as player appropriating the MC for themselves immediatly is more important in slice of life.

>>30063339
I like QM created appearance but player created personality. Which should I pick?

>>30063388
>QM created appearance
You want me to draw?

>>30063416
Design the MC

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>last thread

>>30063434
I'll be drawing either way, but it seems to me that you'd be in favor of QM created.

>>30063339
I think it depends entirely on what kind of quest the QM has planned. Some work better with a "pre-made" MC, some work better with a restricted set of options available for "tweaking" and some work better with entirely free character creation.
There is no "best way".

>>30063416
Not needed. I meant like in Dirty Work. Aight told us we were a blue erf mare with an orange braid, then asked us to decide what she was like. That's what I like best because it skips all the arguing about species and gender and lets people design the important part: what they act like.

>>30063339
I voted player made but I think I'd have liked to see your MC first. QMs throwing out a template at the start and giving the players the option to roll with it or make their own might work out well.

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>>30059201
While your attempt at seduction was dangerously cheesy, the novelty of being complimented in such a way came out really cute and sweet to the hydra's ears. They do not seem to take you very seriously yet, but you definetly broke the ice.

>>30063531
It's not like I'll be throwing him away or anything. I have a minor role for him if player made wins.

Do you really want to see what he looks like?

>>30063550
>he
I vote player made.

Did you all simultaneously orgasm when Celestia said the lines?
"No wrong way to fantasize"

>>30063550
Sure.

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>>30063589
Here you go.

>>30063626
I like the name. Coat color is very bleh though.

>>30063555
You do know it is a traditionally male role right

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Big Mare Hero continues with a midnight patrol for a change:
>>30063647
>>30063653

>>30063645
dropped

>>30063642
I was thinking of horse colors and tried to get the most unique of brown as to not blend in with the setting and most of all not to be a shade similar to unrelated characters.

>>30063645
He can be a trap if that's what anon wants.

>>30063660
If you are seriously going to drop a quest over the fucking gender of the mc I think you have some serious fucking problems.

>>30063676
Not him, but any anon can drop any quest over anything they want. Some people prefer to play one gender to another, or one orientation to another, or one age to another. I personally have a hard time playing assholes. Play the quests with characters you like and don't let anyone tell you it is weird to have opinions.

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>>30063676
I can understand

I came here because I liked the adventure of 6 cute ponyville mares after all. Not stallions.

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>>30063676
Wow, rude. Let's not get personal here. It was because you wrote " you do know it's a traditionally x role". Gender had nothing to do with it. You also confirmed it by acting like I should care what you think about me.

>>30061499
Jesus christ shut the fuck up. Yes multiple people like the idea.

>>30063549
Offer to buy them drinks.

>>30063719
>if I omit the part that made it about gender then it's not about gender!

>>30063719
I'm not the fucking qm retard.

>>30063757
It's was your unwillingness to think outside the box. Get it.

>>30063770
I'm not him though :^)

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Soooooooo, how is that Kingdom Hearts CYOA?

>>30063765
Well then why were you speaking on thier behalf?

>>30063782
>Kingdom Hearts
It's gay.

>>30063782
Is it fun, sounds like it might be fun?

Where's mah nigga Warlock at?

>>30063844

He couldn't take it and killed himself. We just found out today.

Oh well.

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Remember when we used to come up with quest ideas in here just for fun? I miss fun.

>>30063861
He's in a better place now. Even if it's hell.

>>30063626
Looks good.

>>30063865
I miss being happy in general, but that has nothing to do with this thread.
Everything ends. The fun is over, and it's never coming back. This is how things will be from now on.

>>30063844
S-stop pretending that you care!

>>30063885
It makes me sad to hear you like this other anon. We can still have fun like we used to, remember the good times.

>>30063895
Ooh, are you speaking from ThE BeYoNd. What's it like over there?

>>30063895
Nigga I'll suck yo dick

>>30063896

What good does it do to remember Anon? Remember back when you weren't starving and you had food? Gee, that memory sure helps! Or how about that time we weren't trapped underwater, choking and drowning. Gee, remember Oxygen, that sure was nice!

Remember fun? It was great. But it's gone now. It's gone and it's dead.

>>30063909
There are bears. And snow. Nothing have really changed

>>30063914
Fun never dies, fun only sleeps.

>>30063896
There are no good times. Everything is shit. Even death does not entice my interest anymore.
But I agree, lets attempt to distract ourselves from the endless despair permeating every facet of life, and try and come up with some quest ideas like in the old days. Here's mine:

You're a pone. You want pickles, but there are no pickles in the immediate area, so you must go on a quest for more pickles. There is a giant pony eating demon inhabiting the grocery store, so you must also go on a quest for a demon killing blade, so you can slay the demon, and get the pickles you rightly deserve.

>>30063922
I bet you're in some kind of quantum imortality situation. What happens if you shoot yourself?

>>30063932
That sounds fun. Kind of like Tiny Horse versus Lemon.

>>30063865
You are pone trying to infiltrate a changeling hive instead of the other way around. Maybe with illusions or something? I dunno.

>>30063940
The orthodoxal church of holy Putin doesn't allow people to have guns.

>>30063932
Distracting yourself from the endless despair, that's the spirit. That's the other anon I know and love, and the same reason I'm here too.

My quest idea is that you'e in a room. Everyone in the room won't stop poking you with their hooves. You've already asked them to stop, but they won't. It gets worse from there.

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>>30063122

>>30063752
Rolled:5

You offer to buy them drinks, which they gladly accept. However, the three of them settle for expensive alcohol, and you find yourself a few coins short for the bill.
The bartender gives you a cold glare as he sees the too few bits in your hoof.

>>30063895
Jesus fuck dude. Yes some of us hate you but just as many of us like you.

So get over your god dam simultaneous inferiority and superiority complexes you piece of shit.

>>30063985
I don't know if that's warlocks actual trip. Some people seem to be impersonating him

>>30063985
>still haven't learned the best QM's trip
SHAME

>>30063963
Whelp, looks like your only option is to get eaten by a bear in this case.

>>30063992
You are correct. I still want him back

>>30063982
Can we set up a tab? Or do we have anything trade able to make the difference?

We can offer to play songs for everyone some other night.

>>30064010
Sounds like the guilty conscience of a murderer, I bet it wasn't suicide afterall.

>>30063975
This is a nice idea.

>>30063982
Roll persuasion. Do we have any bonuses to the roll?

>>30063982
quick, throw a chair.

>>30064019
>>30064049
Persuasion rolled:10

You offer to pay in songs, and give him a taste of your honey-dewed voice. While a little skeptical at first, the bartender eventually accepts.

However, you hear some snickering behind you, from the current object of your desire.
"Wow, I didn't realise you were super cheap!" The left head chuckles at you.

Cirquesque continues, still with that fresh new thread smell:
>>30064061

SoL quest where you play a useless teenager when?

>>30064074
I pretty sure Hijacker did that one already.

>>30064074
Hijjiji did it.

>>30064066
Roll with it. Sorry girls, but I'm not among the richest of stallions. I hope you'll still drink with me this fine evening.

>>30064066
I'm not the richest, but I always find a way.

>>30064089
>>30064096
Well then, when will there be another SoL quest where you play a useless teenager?

>>30064112
>>30064124
With it rolled:14

"What can I say?" You shrug and wink "I'm not the rchest of stallions girls! I hope you'll still drink wth me this fine evening."

"Yeah, we're don't carry a lot of shinies either actually" The middle head nods "What you had was actually more money than what we have ourselves. So let's celebrate being cheap together indeed!" The tail of the hydra lifts one of their mugs. But immediatly, the right and left head both frown.

"Hey, can I use the tail? Drinking on the table is lame!" The left head groans
"Yeah! And my neck hurt because of the armour I wear!" The right one complains.
"Girls, let's not make a scene..." The middle one rolls her eyes, annoyed "You'll have your turn another day."

>>30064157
Never.

>>30064170
rude

>>30064161
Why not alternate throughout the night.

I can think of a few ways you could do that *wink*

>>30064161
We could always help them with that.

>>30064161
Let me be a gentle stallion and help you fine ladies with your drinks.

>>30064180
>>30064208
>>30064211

Helping with that rolled:3

"Let me help you with that, fine ladies!" You offer.
"My, such a gentle colt!" The right one coos.

However, you find you hooves a little short for the task, as you quite stupidly attempt to offer the two outer heads their drink at once, and you shake so much, the left head soon has her face covered in splashes of the drink..
"Hey! Be carefull! You're gonna waste it all!" she growls.

"Alright s-sorry." You stutter "I'm gonna alternate between you two. But you know... *wink* we could alternate in other ways through the night..."

Sneksual winked inuendo rolled: 19

"Eh... So you were serious?" The middle head talks with a sultry tone, while they all blush "Come on little one, are you sure you aren't bitting more than you can chew? I could smother you under my weight, you know?"
"Or I could bite your tongue off by mistake, you see?" The left head adds
"Or I could give you heckie so venomous you'd be cold in seconds, you realise?" The right one sighs.

>>30064294
Ladies, please! You don't have to convince me! I already want to!

>>30064294
W-wew

>>30064294
What's life without a little risk? Besides, I trust you girls.

Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny Pleeny

thank me later

>>30064338
Lad

>>30064294
Sounds hot.

>>30064294
For you three it would be worth it.
Can we offer something to wipe the left head's face?

>>30064294

is this going to be canon?

>>30064362

!brushie

>>30064377
God I hope so.

>>30064294
I trust you ladies won't try to harm me purposefully. That and this is a plane of peace after all.

Running.
>>30064414

>>30064318
>>30064338
>>30064349
>>30064373
>>30064376


My body is ready rolled:1

"Yes! Being smothered by you would be a boon!" You chant hungrily "And I'd gladly have my tongue eaten if it means I can kiss your luscious lips! And if making me lewdly convulse in pain from your lethal venom is your wish, I'll accept it as a gift from the godesses you are!"

Silence falls. Like, in the whole tavern. Everyone loks at you with a mix of shock and disgust on their face. Especially the hydra, who looks mightily embarrassed in addition.

"W-wew... You're a weirdo, dude..." The right head whispers.
"I... think we're gonna... look what's over there..." The middle one says with a tense smile, as they start to move away from the table and toward the stairs to the chambers.

>>30064360
I don't care about being in the threadly wordcloud that much, but thanks

>>30064377
Take a wild fucking guess

>>30064445
>take a wild fucking guess
...yes?

>>30064445
>Take a wild fucking guess
Yes

>>30064445
O-h no. We messed up real bad.

>>30064445
They're right. Clearly it's time to kill ourself.

>>30064420
[pleased horse noises]

>>30064445
Curses. Your excitement has gotten the better of you yet again. Maybe you could....no you blew it.

Play yourself a sad tune.

>>30064445
Go find a wizard to turn us into some sort of snake pony and then come back and try again. Maybe then we'll have better luck.

>>30064445
>Crit fail
We ain't getting any tail tonight. We might also have to leave town after that.

>>30064458
>>30064462
>>30064473
>>30064485

Ya blew it rolled: 13

Welp, looks like you messed up beyond recovery. At least the barteneder was so quick to kick you out he didn't even take your coins.

Time to quest for another monster who will maybe help you indulge in your extreme fetishes. Or maybe kill yourself, it doesn't sound so bad either.

THE END

>>30064500
We must pursue the hydra. In the name of love.

>>30064500
This is why dice a shit.

>>30064500
How strong was our drink? Do we have a potion to make us more charismatic?

Breezie quest when?

>>30064633
____ ___ ____ __

>>30064500
O-oh. Ya blew it. nad you were going to play such beutiful music for them.
Start playing your melody of sadness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crlEykruGEw

please. let him have this

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>>30064633
immi

>>30064633
When vince comes back.

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>>30064633
When you make it

>>30064707
what?

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Stat me /cyoad/.

>>30064752
STR - 18
DEX - 15
CON - 16
INT - 4
WIS - 13
CHA - 8

>>30061429
I don't play the quest so I cannot really weigh in on how good the idea is but imagine the crossover fanart.
She could help horsey mcgee accept he is a homosexual and will burn in hell

>>30064752
Anthro: 18
Birb: 3

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Stat me

>>30064752
Would stick my dick in it - 19
Would pleasure sexually - 18
Floofyness - 20

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Stat me

>>30064797
Move speed: 440

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Stat me

>>30064797
special ability: Adoring fan
you annoy the enemy to death with someone who won't shut about about you

>>30064776
STR - 8
DEX - 13
CON - 9
INT - 11
WIS - 7
CHA - 16

>>30064833
Why do you get so triggered by Rust bucket anon?

>>30064776
Lettuce is a sexy beast. A Sexy stressed beast.

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Stat me.

>>30064833
That make for about 1% of the daily worship Cain and Lis reciece each thread

>>30064873

No: 10
Really No: 10
Absolutely Not: 10

Looks like 10s across the board

>>30064818
STR - 8
DEX - 12
CON - 14
INT - 15
WIS - 9
CHA - 18

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>>30064873
>filename

>>30064873
Centaur


Traits:

Charge: If the centaur moves at least 30 ft. straight toward a target and then hits it with a pike Attack on the same turn, the target takes an extra 10 (3d6) piercing damage.

Actions:

Multiattack: The centaur makes two attacks: one with its pike and one with its hooves or two with its Longbow.
Pike: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (1d10 + 4) piercing damage.
Hooves: Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 11 (2d6 + 4) bludgeoning damage.
Longbow: Ranged Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, range 150/600 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d8 + 2) piercing damage.

Attributes:

Size: Large
Type:Monstrosity
Alignment: Neutral Good

AC 12
HP 45 (6d10+12)
Speed 50 ft.

STR 18
DEX 14
CON 14
INT 9
WIS 13
CHA 11
Passive Perception: 13
Skills: Athletics +6, Perception +3, Survival +3
Languages: Elvish, Sylvan
Challenge Rating: 2

>>30064833
I will take somebody that mentions him maybe twice a thread at most over a faggot that gets triggered as easily as you.

>>30064848
G-Gonna bump that con up soon!

>>30064804
Is that a lot?

>>30064932
D&D speed is in feet that you can move within 6 seconds without dashing.

>>30064932
It's feet per 6 seconds. You tell me.

>>30064886

Lis recieves worship? I thought we hated that cunt.

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Stat me /tg/

Take a 20 minute break from CYOA and watch the history of everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

>>30064984
STR - 16
DEX - 3
CON - 14
INT - 18
WIS - 6
CHA - 20

>>30065002
No.

>>30064984
Cute: Yes
Silly: Yes
Soul: More than the average nips pone

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>>30065010
o..okay...

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>>30064926

>>30065055
I changed my mind. Ok.

>>30064767
You mean help him convince Angel that she's a homosexual.

>>30065118
I feel it would be immoral for her to use her special talent to convince somepony of something that is not true.

>>30065172
Sure. But that doesn't have anything to do with Angel being a textbook dyke.

>>30065118
Fuck off Garey.

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Praise the Lis

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Staht mee.

>>30065225
Is that the fabled bad QM box?

>>30065179
Angel likes men MEEEEEN
Maybe she likes woman as well (or once did only horsey for her now)

>>30065292
She's a human fucker? That's even worse.

>>30061429
What if my fetish is rape or foalcon? can she help with that.

Ok that came out wrong.

>>30065259
STR - 15
DEX - 12
CON - 13
WIS - 8
INT - 9
CHA - 13

>>30065302
In both cases she would help you find healthy outlets for your fetish that do not hurt anypony.

You know this idea has potential as a cyoa oc knowing it would never possibly actually happen with Cuddle Bug.

I found a post I think you should read /cyoa/
>>30063721
it's a lesson you could learn in reverse.

>>30065334
So people should stop calling things objectively good when that's just their opinion?

>>30065259
PERFECTLY NORMAL PONY
STR 10, DEX 10, CON 10, INT 10, WIS 10, CHA 10
Special ability: totally not suspicious

>>30065365
Best
Artist
Ever

>>30065334
We're having a nice thread for once. Stop trying to start shit.

>>30065365
No I mean people need to stop thinking people who say something is good are acting like it is an objective fact. It is something I see far to often in /cyoa/, a statement of quality being an opinion is implicit in that statement.

>>30065334
>it's a lesson you could learn in reverse.
Are you saying we're supposed to forget that peoples opinions aren't objective facts, and that replying "you're wrong" is the proper response to opinions we disagree with?

>>30065389
See
>>30065387
Saying your wrong is the correct response.
Going reeeeeeee that is just your opinion is the incorrect response

>>30065387
Oh, so you're another guy that "sees something far too often in /cyoa/" and is probably just wrong just like they usually are.

>>30065387
We were having fun. We were joking about Angel's sexuality and stating poners. Then you come in complaining about something that you don't like that isn't even going on right now and now there's argument. Please don't do that again.

>>30061941
We should sign up to be on a sexy recruitment poster after the war.
>>30065387
Agreed it is one of /cyoa/'s most cancerous attitudes.

>>30065334
I think you should fuck off.

>>30065387
And you need to stop being up your own ass and trying to be the CYOA police, and shiting up the thread with your gay bullshit complaints about /cyoad/ itself when we're having fun actually talking about CYOAs.
Fuck off.

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>>30065479
This.
>>30065481
This.

>>30065454
Fine but next time I see it happen I am linking that post.

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Stat me, baby.

>>30065490
Okay, think about this for a minute. You are pissed off by someone's position and want to tell them that you think it is a cancerous behavior. Do you also support other people complaining and hurling accusations of cancer if they see things that THEY don't like? Like the usage of question marks, the non-usage of question marks, the mentioning of specific people, the mentioning of secret club, interpersonal issues, sexuality arguments, et all?

If you think it is appropriate to yell angrily about about people treating something in a way you don't want, you've got to afford everyone else the same right or you're a hypocrite. Personally I think we would be better off not getting angry and yelling at anyone. Just move on with your life instead. And even though you said you would, please don't link that post in an attempt to start an argument with the next person to behave in a manner you don't like. Just let shit go.

>>30065490
Feel free. Bringing it up randomly when no one's doing it just make you look like a dumbass.

>>30065511
STR: 10
DEX: 13
CON: 10
WIS: 6
INT: 16
CHA: 16

>>30065511
I was going to but then >>30065520 posted and it was only three points off from what I would have put. Spooky.

>>30065523
Post yours anyway, Anon. I don't have a monopoly on statting poners.

>>30065517
That's a fair point I suppose.

>>30065526
Yours except move three points from INT to DEX. His talent isn't actually science and I got the impression that he was more average in the brain department during the quest.

>>30065538
That's fair.

>>30065529
That's generally the problem with the people that whine about things randomly. They're explicitly whining for attention, they're going to get shit on for it. "This is my opinion, waaaaaaahhhhhhh, pay attention!" Even if it's not intended that's how it's going to come off. No one likes whining, everyone hates whining for attention.

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Stat me.

>>30065549
I want to whine about people who put two spaces in between sentences when using fonts that aren't fixed width.

>>30065560
LEGS: -1

>>30065511
whatever makes him easily suggestible to do idiotic things

>>30065594
You're right. Six wisdom is too high. We should make it three.

>>30065610
You're right.

>>30065560
Booty: 18(-1damage)

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>>30065262
The badest.

>>30065454
>that isn't even going on right now
Well I mean to be fair it would be kind of silly to go linking a week old post when it happens again.

>>30065773
Sounds like there's no point in linking it at all then.

WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IFAG ALREADY?

>>30065782
Makes sense to me. I for one never even bother to click on them, given their recent excessive use.

in reference to 30065803
What? nobody mentioned him. I mean sure what he said about that art is partially what was talked about >>30065334 but even then that is only a single example of the problem/

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>>30065836
ironic replying to obvious bait is still replying to obvious bait

>>30065841
>implying it was ironic
I prefer to think anon is a retard seeing him where there is none then a baiter.

You're waifu is dumb and smelly.

>>30065857
Just how I like'm

>>30065461
I don't think they have cameras yet. Better yet though make it a calendar so we can get dressed in our best fetish gear. I wish Warlock had not given up on art. I would love to see a night guard recruitment poster from him.

>>30065857
Hey, you take that back. Lis isn't dumb.

>>30065882
What about magic etchings?

>>30065893
Could work.

>>30065884
No, I won't take it back.
Lis is the dumbest, and has one of those unpleasant smells that isn't quite enough to make you gag or vomit, but it's just unpleasant enough to make you irritable, and not want to be around them.

I really don't understand why Cain thinks his art was not good enough. None of his players seemed to have a problem with it.

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>>30065935

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Which cyoapones need to be bred together the most?

>>30065965
Me and You, baby.

>>30065965
but all my best crackships are gay.

>>30065980
So?

>>30065980
Something something magic potion.

>>30065984
They can't breed

>>30065992
Repony is running again!

>>30065999
You're just not trying hard enough.

>>30065965
Easy and Scorpion

>>30066039
Zodiac is about astrological pones right?
Easy x Scorpio Pone when?

>>30066065
Oh I want Arcane Mane to move in with Aquarias.

>>30066065
when I decide to draw it

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horse

>>30066320
CHA:20
Everything else:10

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>>30066356
horse?

>>30066479
I dunno, I didn't read RGS.

>>30066497
I'll just say make him an NPC commoner and put 10 in everything.
That's the point of Anon, right?

>>30066497
I wonder how many of those whispen memers did.

You know what fuck It I am happy for the recent drama. It scared of most of the whispenposters to be replaced with new blood.

>>30066507
You mean the people who is much more cancerous and actually gets in the way of actual discussion?

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>>30066507

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>>30066497
horse?

>>30064833
This is bait. It has to be right. Nobody can seriously think a character that gets mentioned maybe twice a day at most is getting shilled right?

>>30066525
>giving (you)s to posts you think is bait

>>30066524
STR: 10
DEX: 16
CON: 10
WIS: 20
INT: 4
CHA: 14

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>>30066524
Horsey?

>>30066537
N-nuh uh! Blitz is smart!
Just ask Eve.

>>30066557
CON: 0
GAY: 21

>>30066525
For the most part the only time I see him mentioned is think of a character posts. Who the hell gets mad at somepony for thinking of the same character every time.

>>30066507
Fuck you.

>>30066568
>Somepony

>>30066582
I figure If I say it enough I can become the new boogyman and people will shut up about that other boogman.

>>30066591
>

>>30066537
This is spot on.

>>30066507
>>30066571

Inept. When will you start GaT again?

>>30066640
It's over. We have been forsaken.

>>30066748
I tried sacrificing 1 Muffin Top, but the old rights and rituals no longer work...
We need more.

>>30066479
STR: 12
DEX: 13
CON: 12
WIS: 10
INT: 10
CHA: 15

Anonguard's a pretty well rounded poner. He has decent pegasus speed, initiative, and dexterity. Some extra Con and Str from being a guard, and was able to talk through a lot of his problems, as well as inspire his subordinates and influence decision makers. If RGS was a D&D campaign, the players invested the most in charisma.

>>30066784

YouGetToNameTheCYOA is back up for round two. Hotel situations aren't going to solve themselves!

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>>30066772
Did you make sure to draw the proper summoning circle before making the offering?

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>>30066507

>>30066779
His wisdom is waay too high. Wisdom is used for perception. if he had a wisdom above 3 he'd realize how horrible Whispen was.

>>30066846
I'm on my phone, post another Whispen for me.

>>30066794
Horse Pussy Anon Pone know's where its at.

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>>30066871

>>30066434
New cyoa.

>>30066790
See
>>30066346
>>30066435

>>30066990
What do you have against longname anon?

I need a reliable question pony.

>>30067036
I'll give you one for 20 dollars.

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>>30067036
What do you need a question pony for?

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>>30067036
Why would you pay 20 dollars when you can have a perfectly good question horse for free?

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>>30067036
Hello Anon. Might I be of service?

>>30067011
Seems like it to me. Kind of.

>>30064833
I ask this question to honer (you) anon
>>30061902
Holy shit what, is Nebula a fucking edge quest?

>>30067195
Last I remember the parents were still alive. How much time has elapsed since the beginning of the quest?
Unless they were killed in Equestria, they shouldn't be dead.
And it's called a tragedy, not edge.

>>30067008
well, longname is worst qm

>>30067195
I would not call it an edge quest.
>>30067218
Nah parents die is easily a theme. The mcs parents are alive but he is an oddity there.

>>30066525
It's probably the context of the mentioning. The first half dozen times the Nebula player mentioned it recently it included "nebula doesn't get talked about enough". So it makes it seem like the guy that's mentioning it/rust Bucket every opportunity he can is shilling it instead of genuinely mentioning it.

>>30067247
To be fair it did seem like he was the only Nebula player in the general. That cannot possibly be a nice feeling watching everybody else talk about their quests while your attempts at discussion get ignored.

>>30067258
Sure. As always the problem is coming off as whining/shilling instead of just talking about it. No one's obligated to talk about a quest so whining it several times will just leave a bad taste in everyone else's mouth. Also, for all of his name drops I still don't know anything beyond it being a space quest and the MC is half-minotaur. And something about repopulating a species.

>>30067258
They just need to have a big argument over something. Then plenty of people will want to talk about it.

>>30067234
>he is an oddity there
Can you provide the sources to support that? To others he's just a big earth pony.

>>30067294
>Eagle
One dead parent
>Vine
One parent dead another dying
>the children
Moanas mother died on us
>Cardea
I cannot actually remember
>The colaxian child I forget the name of
Parents killed by pirates
>Acantha
Father died.

>>30067276
>I still don't know anything beyond it being a space quest and the MC is half-minotaur. And something about repopulating a species.
The short version is it is about a 2 year journey into space to discover new things now that equestria has worked out ftl.

>>30067311
I don't think death is the main theme, if a story can ha e more then one. It just happens. Without dead a story is too happy and harder to relate to or empathise.

>>30067337
Oh I would not say it is the main theme but there is a large amount of dead parents.

>>30067354
I wonder if Wild Gust has parents. Warlock did say the quest would not be finishing until we settled down somewhere so there may be room for a meet the parents in the epilogue if we are still with her by the end.

I havent been on the board for a while, but I was wondering if Shooting Stars was still happening.

>>30067363
No.
That shit is deader than my hopes and dreams.

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>>30067363
It's been dead for well over a year my friend.

>>30067373
>>30067368
What happened. Nips disapear?

>>30067381
Tumblr and anthro took him.

>>30067384
Rip

>>30056662
Holy shit what. It is is fault we have this drama but that is not the reason.

>>30067442
no

>>30067442
Did you mean to say his fault? I would say he is partialy to blame but it seems unfair to lump it solely on him. And this is from somebody who has more disdain for him then I have ever had for a person.

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>>30067442

I kind of want to make a cyoa about a sleep deprived pony. how bad an idea would it be to deprive myself of sleep for research?

>>30067520
Just look up the effects of sleep deprivation. Much easier.

>>30067520

Go to bed, Anon.

>>30067520
Sleep is for pansies.

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Tell me about that one CYOA that you don't read.

>>30067559

>>30063711
I dunno, they just didn't catch my interest

>>30067559
I don't read it.

>>30067559
idk, I didn't read it.

>>30067520
Remember when that one qm got mad that that one guy for making silly suggestions. I am willing to bet money that most of that was sleep deprivation leading anon to miss details.

Unless you want to become incredibly hated by all of /cyoa/ don't fucking do it.

>>30067520
Go for it. Though don't righteously defend any commands you give as a player like an idiot.

>>30067586
>>30067592
Wait are you guys saying the "shitposters" problem was sleep deprivation.

>>30067599
dindu nuffin he a gud boy

>>30067599
Yes. Once he dropped "the quest" all the stupid commands stopped and even before that it was always worse in said quest (admittedly that was partially due to that one qm overreacting). If you look at specific things the edge qm got mad about with only a few exceptions it was because of missed details.

>>30067599
No. ifag was retarded. But if you're normally a person that vehemently defends his commands you should recognize when you're not fully functioning and bow out gracefully.

>>30067609
That makes sense. I would say I am one of his halfway defenders in that I recognize he is annoying as shit but also that Cain overreacted to his suggestions so I will keep that in mind and not even half defend him when sleep deprived in order to avoid going full retard like the dindu folk.

You fucked it up though. We were managing to avoid filters.

>>30067627
Oh and Cammy, Cammy overreacted as well.

>>30067634
Cammy is a qt, id waifu that qm super hard

>>30067627
>We were managing to avoid filters.
>You fucked it up
>actively making it so people who are tired of hearing about the fuck have to witness more iFag discussion
Kill yourself

>>30067660
You know we were all having a civil conversation until you butted in.

I want to pound Cain's ass and call him shit qm until he breaks down crying.

>>30064633
This and reviving Cough Syrup are one of the three ideas I have. Plenty to choose from, too depressed to actually JUST.

>>30067727
Well ok I will admit that is not entirely true. The filter avoidance was kind of rude but in general it is the autists complaining about any mention of the name that cause the problems.

>>30067727
>>30067744
iFag had nothing to do with the initial post in that conversation, and there was no reason to bring him up. People complain because he keeps getting brought up in unrelated conversations where he doesn't belong, or in the middle of people having fun because someone just had to respond to a post made twenty fucking hours ago in a dead thread. Nobody fucking cares. He's not a celebrity, he's an anonymous poster, and doesn't contribute anything unique other than cancer to this thread.
People use filters because they're tired of hearing about him every fucking day for months. Activly avoiding filters and forcing people to bare witness to your gay fellatio session just makes people hate him even more, and does not help anything.
Please, Fuck off.

>>30067851
You are such a baby.

>>30067851
As the person who first asked the question I think he was relevant. If I am going to research sleep deprivation why not look at the example that tore this general apart.

>>30067851
>guys should I subject myself to sleep deprivation
>Here is an example of why you should not that is related to your personal experiences
>Distant reeeeeeeeee
Kill yourself.

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>>30067737
What's your third on, Anon?

>>30068028
The murder mystery I was supposed to start half a year ago.

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>>30067737
>Cough Syrup

Inept is a bad qm who likes shit ponies like Rainbow Desh and Runa

>>30067851
Your post seems to imply It is only possible for a thread on 4chan to have one conversation at a time.

>>30068154

DH is up.

>>30067737
>reviving Cough Syrup
My heart breaks even more every time I put hope into its resurrection.

>>30067737
yes to reviving cough syrup.

(YOU)

>>30068403
Me?

>>30068165
And then we'll serve alcoholic ones to the adults
>sexy pin up of Rime wearing an apron selling ice cream when?

>>30068444
Can I resist the power of trips?
Yes, I can. When you make it.

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Stat me