Unattractive / Low Self-Esteem Ponies no.12

>>30048029
lol first

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>>30048029
The only way to get your waifu is if everyone else consider her ugly?

That's sad my man

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i demand AJ stories

>>30048244
MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE APPLE JACK LEMONS

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>>30048265
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?

Tuner will surely deliver now, I know it in my heart.

>>30048029
Y u du dis

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apul when

>>30048301
I'M THE MARE WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

>>30048244
>>30049382
Better get writing then; get writing your own story or at the very least you could come up with a decent prompt that may spark interest.

>>30049648
dude... im waiting for tuner9 https://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0

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not wanted as a unicorn, not wanted as an alicorn
what did she do wrong Anon?

>>30050246
>known as the "most popular princess"
>not wanted

>>30050246
>>30050257
>Princess Twilight Sparkle is very popular
>Of course, a lot of ponies think she's very beautiful
>But not beautiful like a pretty young mare, beautiful like a painting, or a waterfall, or a sunset
>That's nice and all, but most ponies don't want to fuck paintings, waterfalls, or sunsets
>And the ones that do are really creepy
>Twilight vents her frustrations to Princess Celestia
>"Welcome to the club, Twilight. Unless you happen to be the Princess of Love, you aren't going to get too much romantic attention."

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You bro's gotta wait a day or two for me. College exams are here and I gotta cram because I poned to hard when I should've been studying. Gimme till Thursday or Friday. Guaranteed update by Friday.

>>30050246
>>30050291
>becoming a princess probably just made things worse for her in sense of romance
>most don't even dare to respond romantically and prefer a bit distant relations with her - after all she's all about friendship, right?
>those who do try to get closer turn out to be more interested in being with the New Popular Princess, not with just Twilight
>now she just assumes this is the case every time - after all no one was ever interested before she became a princess
>when called out on it they never prove her wrong and she's left alone again
>sometimes she thinks that now that she's like that no pony will ever see past her status and appearance, as just a mare, and honestly why would they
>not wanted as a pony before and now only wanted because she's a princess
>does she really amount to anything on her own?
>even if she is loved by the pony folk, distant admiration and fleeting popularity can't keep her warm at night

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>>30044367
I'll start scratching something up tonight at work. I don't rate my work well enough to take money from someone else though.
One question though, what do you want the teacher-pone's name to be?

>>29964328
Well Britanaon you summoned a 2nd Writefag with that ritual. Too bad I am but a wee Writefag.

Toss my pastebin onto the next master list if you could be so kind. I've got several pastes but I keep editing them so they're mostly hidden for the moment.
https://pastebin.com/u/SpankyBat

>>30050537
I feel retarded. I just looked at the picture again and realized that it's Cheerilee.

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>>30050496
>tfw Princess of Friendzone

>>30050537
Ayy finally its about time another writefag showed up.

>>30050537
Hi Spanky. Good to see you in a new thread.

Also, stop hiding your shit. Digging through Desuarchive is a pain in the ass.

>bump

>>30053895

>>30052445
I'll un-hide the stuff when I get home then.

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>>30050442
Deal!

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I'm about to get started on the Cheerilee story but I have no idea what to call it.
I was thinking of Love me Cheerilee but that's already the name of a song.
Any suggestions?

>>30055894
"Teacher poner is for sexual"

>>30055894
Me, Myself, and Cherilee

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>>30055894
Ugilee. Or you can be unoriginal like me and call it Low Self-Esteem Cheerilee. Or unattractive Cheerilee.

>>30055894
One Hundred and One Cheerilees

>>30055894
The Good, the Bad and the Cheerilee.

>>30055988
Holy shit, this.

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>>30055988
I'm officially stealing this thank you very much.

>>30056128
;-;

>>30056695
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean in the current context.

>>30056761
It's my thread no die bump but I keep getting a connection error when use the "post a reply" button. These errors are getting annoying.

>>30056820
Ah, I gotcha.
I'm still writing up the green so hopefully I'll have some content to bump with shortly.

>When you first arrived in Equestria you found yourself waking up in a trash heap in an alleyway in some sort of small city.
>Naturally when you stumbled out of the alleyway tiny horses ran screaming in all directions and you were quickly apprehended by guards.
>After getting prodded a few times by spears you were brought before the leader of the city.
>She introduced herself as Princess Celestia and asked what you were and how you came to be in the kingdom of Canterlot.
>None of the answers you were able to give explained how you got there and as such Princess Celestia declared that you were not to leave the castle.
>You understand why she was keeping a close eye on you.
>You were a heretofore unseen creature that mysteriously appeared smack dab in the center her kingdom.
>In a pile of stale garbage no less.
>After the necessary precautions and around the clock guard escort she began to warm up to you.
>You two even became somewhat of friends.
>Unfortunately you didn't like how everything was done for you in the castle.
>It was making you feel like less of a man so you explained to Princess Celestia that you wanted to find a place to stay on your own.
>She was saddened by that but she understood where you were coming from.
>She had insisted that you stay in Canterlot so that she could be nearby if you needed help with something but you felt it was too crowded and high speed there.
>There was also the little incident involving her sister, Princess Luna, that caused you to seek housing elsewhere.
>She was nice enough in the beginning but she got a bit (Read:very) sour when you jokingly called her moon-butt.
>Magic enhanced mega wedgies are no laughing matter and your poor tattered boxers are a silent testament to that.

>>30057366
>Celestia teased you for a week after that and Luna would always snort and look away when you tried to apologize.
>You decided that it would improve your relationship with Princess Luna if you just quietly parted ways.
>As in while she slept you took the first train to the farthest town in Equestria and hid.
>You vaguely remember hearing Celestia mention that there was a very rural town called Ponyville where her student lived.
>You think her name was Twilight Smeagol.
>Or was it Spergal? Sparkle?
>Yeah that was it.
>Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>Anyway, you remember that Twilight and her friends gave princess Luna a good whooping a while back so hopefully she wont be so eager to visit trying to find you.
>You knew well enough not to pry into such sensitive matters so the reason is still unknown to you.
>As soon as you got to Ponyville you followed Celestia's advice and made a beeline for where you were told Twilight lived.
>Princess Celestia sent word ahead of you and instructed Twilight to help you find a place to live.
>The two of you took a tour around Ponyville and after visiting several locations you were able to find a relatively costed cabin.
>Your pride took a nosedive when Twilight had to pony-up and cover the down payment on your cabin.
>You promised her that when you were able to get on your feet you would pay her back every bit spent and then some.
>She didn't understand what you meant about "back on your feet" but she appreciated the intent nonetheless.
>Since you only had the handful of bits Princess Celestia sent with you as a parting gift you felt the next order of business was to find steady employment.

>>30057371
>With the next objective laid clear you began your search.
>Thankfully with a convenient letter of introduction from Princess Celestia and a good word from Twilight you were able to quickly find a job.
>It was a decent sized shop named Rich's Barnyard Bargains.
>The owner was some pony named Filthy Rich.
>That was a really weird name but overall he seemed like a pretty good guy.
>Especially since he was willing to hire you on the spot.
>While working retail was never your favorite thing to do you've gotten pretty good at it over the past few years.
>You were even able to come up with a few suggestions on how to improve the layout of the store and even managed to increase sales at the store slightly.
>It has been about a month since Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle helped you settle down in Ponyville.

>Today Mr.Rich has asked you to watch the register because he had some business partners to go visit.
>Normally he has you maintaining the store while he handles the customers so you were up for the challenge.
>The morning went by fairly quickly with no noteworthy incidents.
>>However during the afternoon that all came crashing to a halt when she walked in.

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>She had pink fur, a pale pink and white mane & tail and beautiful green eyes.
>Her eyes met yours for a moment and your breath seized in your chest.
>She slowly walks up to you with a half lidded gaze and then promptly faceplants into the counter.
>"Chalk."
>You shake yourself out of your daze and look down at the pony on your counter top.
"That looked like it hurt. Are you alright? Do you want me to get somebody?"
>She lets out a impressive yawn and looks up at you.
>"I need more chalk. Do you have any left in stock?"
>Getting a closer look you see that she has splotches of chalk dust matting her fur and she looks like she hasn't gotten a good nights sleep in weeks.
"Uh... yes, I'm certain we do. Give me one sec to grab some."
>Sparing a concerned glance at the sagging pony you quickly go to the other side of the shop and grab a pack of chalk.
"Here you go miss...?
>She peels her face off of the counter again and looks up at you.
>"Huh?"
"Your name miss?"
>"Cheerilee."
>Cheerilee?
>This poor pony looks anything but cheery right now.
"Alright, thank you. Here's your chalk miss Cheerilee."
>She digs two bits out of a bag hanging around her neck and drops them on the counter.
>"Ugh.. thank you."
>She takes the chalk off of the counter and slowly makes her way out the door.

>>30057411
>Just as she leaves Mr.Rich comes out of his office.
>"Who was that just now Anon?"
"Welcome back boss I didn't realize you were here. She said her name was Cheerilee I believe."
>"Ah yes, a nice enough pony but I feel bad for her."
"You feel bad?"
>"Absolutely my boy. She's the teacher over at the Ponyville Schoolhouse and it's running her ragged."
"Really? What's going on that's got her looking like she hasn't slept in weeks?"
>"She's been in some unfortunate mix-ups over the last year or so and that hit her self confidence pretty hard."
>"To add top it off she's responsible for watching the Cutie mark crusaders."
>You don't know what that is but you remember how you were as a kid and feel a pit of dread form in your gut.
"The cutie mark crusaders sir?
>"They're good kids really, they just destroy everything they come in contact with when they've got some idea or another."
"Oh ouch. That poor lady."
>"Indeed my boy, indeed."

>>30057419
>As Cheerilee drags herself home she thinks back on her trip to the store and the unusual creature that was working there.
>Had she been slightly more awake she may have even tried to make some small talk with him.
>He had asked if she was alright. It's been a while since anybody seemed to take any interest in her.
>Cheerilee shakes her head swiftly to clear her thoughts.
>"No you silly old girl, get your head together. No pony would want someone like you at this point in your life."
>"They didn't want you when you had braces and they sure don't you after the last Hearts and hooves day."
>She leans against the side of a building and tries to fight back tears.
>After a few minutes and a sniffle she resumes her walk and heads home for the evening.

>>30057380
to
>>30057411

Fuckin connection error.
Welp that's what I have for the opening setup. What do you guys think?

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>>30057451
Thanks for curing this thread's lack of cute teacher pone.
I'm looking forward to read what was meant with "mix-ups" and "last Hearts and hooves day".

>>30057451
Liking it so far

>>30057439
dont stop

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>>30057451
I like teacher pone immensely now. Looking forward to more. Only thing I could recommend would be more exposition lines during Filthy Riches conversation with Anon. Talk about how his bushy eyebrows waggle around or the way his ears point. You know, stuff like that.

>>30058218
Crap I forgot. Does this story have a Pastebin?

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I need an unattractive batpone

>>30049599
WITH THE LEMONS!

>>30058218
Eyebrows, gotcha.
>>30058229
I can't access my pastebin right now but it's a public paste so some anon should be able to find it pretty easily. I posted my bin a little ways up.

>>30059184
Do you have anything specific in mind?
I may pick that up after the teacher story if nobody else does.

>>30057451
more plz

>>30060235
I'll start working on the next part once I get home from work.

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>>30060217
Mia. She's actually really self conscious about her ass and keeps thinking Anon is staring because he's disgusted.

>>30060346
Is she that particular pony shown in the picture?

>>30057451
I feel like you wasted a lot of time writing what could be written as "I don't know how but I magically arrived in Equestria and now live in ponyville." with no difference in the actual story.

>>30060346
I want Mia to feel bad about her ass and Anon shows her how wonderful it is by having her sit on his face. She's scared to do it but finally relents and goes through with it

>>30060400
Yes.
>>30060487
Something like this. She hates it, ponies make fun of her for it, but Anon can only think THICC

>>30060544
Alrighty then, I'll start working on something when the current story is drawing a blank.
Do we have any more information on her or am I just gonna be winging it?

>>30060464
I couldn't figure out how to get started so I let my mind wander and went with it.

>bump

Page 7 bump

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>>30057371
>Spergal
nice.

>>30059184
Don't the batfags have their very own cancer containment thread? You should go there.

>>30062151
No more cancer than here.

>>30061917
>disfigured_pony_putting_her_glass_eye_back_in.png

>>30060610
>Do we have any more information on her or am I just gonna be winging it?
https://pastebin.com/fGBJY19q

>Rainbow Dash is attracted to Anon
>Is reluctant to act on it because she's so ugly to other ponies and doesn't want to get shot down again
>She decides to go for it, and tells Anon how she feels in front of her friends
>They're already preemptively cringing; they hate seeing Rainbow getting constantly getting turned down
>Anon surprises them by agreeing to go on a date
>"B-but she's so hideous!"
>What the fuck, Rarity?
>Anon confesses that the ponies pretty much look the same to him, just with different coat and mane colors and styles
>Twilight is inspired
>As RD prepares for her hot date, Twilight is preparing what she calls the 'Strategic Monkey Dick Reserve'
>Ponyville is full of lonely, horny, and incredibly ugly ponies
>Like Derpy, and Cheerilee, and Golden Harvest
>Just thinking about their disgusting, malformed faces makes her skin crawl
>If she can set them up on a date with Anon, maybe it will boost their self esteem and let them feel pretty for a few hours

>>30057451
About the connection error, simply put 4chan has fucked up royally and you can't post a full 2000 character post via the quick reply method anymore, just press the [Post a Reply] at the top or bottom of the page and it should work fine

>>30062367
>All the one shot villains are also super ugly by pony standards
>Lightning Dust, Suri Polomare, Trixie
>They all find Anon through one shenanigan or another
>Anon is he proud male of a herd of "ugly" mares
>Other mares start to panic when he shows no interest in conventionally pretty ponies

>10

>>30063289
Cute

The "get ready for green tomorrow" bump.

>>30066750
I'm so fucking ready for cute appul tuner

>>30057451
I'm also so fucking ready for cute teacher pony

>bump

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>>30066750
hyped

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Last bump for awhile. I'll post the story in a few more hours. Quick question, should Anon be a regular human or should I go full green? Asking for last minute edits.

>One day, Spike has had enough of Rarity's shit.
>"Rarity, ur an ugly bitch."
>Rarity cries.
>You are Anon.
>You go to her.
"Rarity, you are so pretty."
>She sucks your fucking dick.

The End.

>>30068193
Human.

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>>30068193
doesn't really matter, tho the green would be more fitting considering where you post it

bump it

>>30066812
Sorry for the delay, yesterday was payday so the wife and I went shopping.
I have to get some sleep soon but I'll have more green when I get home from work.

>>30069511
waisted all your money on bling bling already?

>>30069540
Nah.
Plasticrack (drugs would probably be cheaper than wargaming), game books, four ps4 games, and a bunch of misc household stuff,

>>30069702
>four ps4 games
dude you know bout piratebay?

>>30069761
I'm old fashioned so I like to hold the physical disc.
However its been about three plus years since I torrented anything so actually yes, i did forget about piratebay.

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One last bump before bed.

>>30069702
>four ps4 games
What'd you get?

>Equestrian Legend says that semen from a minotaur will make you prettier.
>Pone see Anon as some kind of minotaur.
>Line around the block to suck Anon's cock.
>Nothing but the old, ugly, and fat.
>Life is hell

>9

Hopefully posting on Sunday. Sorry it's been a while but I've been quite busy and haven't written much, and I'm at a music festival all of tomorrow.

Almost home from my trip. Should be back by 11:00 PM EST or so.
>Pre-green bamp

is there any green of a desperate pony raping anon?

>>30071900
every fucking thread ever

>>30070097
Bound by flame, Mighty number 9, Prey, and Horizon

>>30072246
>Mighty number 9
I'm sorry.

>>30072246
>bound by flame
Spider games are such strange but kind of enjoyable messes. I'd recommend that one or Horizon first.

>>30073356
I had Mega man collections already so I figured I'd grab it to compare the two.
If it sucks I only paid eleven bucks for it.

It usually takes me three to four hours to come up with a good amount of greentext.
Just keep this thread alive for another eight hours and I'll have the next update posted.

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“No.”
>“Awww c’mon Applejaaaaack!”
“Ah said no.”
>“But it suits you so well!”
“Ah ain’t wearin this outside.”
>“I’ll have you know that eight years ago I wore this on my one-year anniversary date with Shiny. Look where we are now!”
“If’n that’s true, it's a miracle y’all made it to the second anniversary.”
>All around you, hoof maidens and passing castle staff freeze, coming to a complete halt and staring at you slack-jawed. Cadence, for her part, just laughs.
>“See Applejack, this is why I like you. You’ve become so desensitized to being around princesses, you sometimes forget who they are!”
>You cringe at your slip up. Cadence probably didn’t care, but being rude was not how mamma raised you.
“Er… sorry, your highness.”
>You complete your apology with a deep bow, flinching as the “dress” she had you wear exposes your parts to the air more than usual.
>“Oh please don’t Applejack, I quite miss being treated like a regular pony. You’d be surprised how much I miss arguing with others. Now my word is literally law, so I can’t quite do that anymore.”
>Miss arguing? How could anypony miss arguing?
“Dontch’ya have Shining and th’ other princesses fer that?”

>>30074234
>She rolls her eyes while magically levitating several more dresses around her head, attempting to find one suitable for you. The current “dress” you were wearing, consisted of jet black horseshoes, jet black socks, and black straps wrapping all around your barrel in a “X” pattern. It wrapped around your flank as well and you had to admit, it accentuated your remaining curves quite nicely.
>You’d lost a bit of weight after Granny had started cooking.
>Your main issue with the dress was how risqué it was. The straps wrapped around and between your flanks, making your nethers really pop. Good for the bedroom, not so much for a fancy restaurant.
“Where was yer first date Cadence? If’n you don’t mind me askin a’course.”
>Her eyes twinkle as she remembers the far off but obviously cherished date, a small smile gracing her lips as she stares into space, reliving the memories.
>“Shining Armor had offered to take me to Magna Musicis, a famous orchestra that had stopped by in town for a few days. He bought tickets, formal wear, and even trimmed the beard he used to have just for that night!”
>Shining armor with a beard… nah.
>“I spent days getting ready myself, bought a fancy dress, had some special bedroom attire for later…”
>She gestures with a hoof to the ensemble you’re currently wearing, at the same time plucking a much more modest golden dress off a floating rack. A thought flashes through your mind as your eyes glaze over the “dress”.
“This uhhh… isn’t the same dress you wore that night, right?”
>“Oh Applejack, you should feel honored!”
>Oh Celestia why...
>Your legs spread just a bit farther apart, not wanting your bits to touch those straps any longer.
>“AHAHAHAHA!”

>>30074239
>Once again, hoof maidens and castle staff freeze in place as they watch Cadence collapse to the floor in laughter, her hoof clacking against the pristine tile floor as she bangs it on the ground.
>Looking behind you, the large double door that lead back out to the castle proper had been wedged open, a very confused looking Luna peering inside. She takes one look at you, then Cadence before slowly receding from the doorway, closing said door ever so softly.
>“I-i’m j-just messing with you A-applejack! Ahahah! Y-you should see the look on your face!”
>A hoof mirror levitates in front of you, outlining your princess-killing glare. Your eyelashes had been curled and darkened, making them pop a bit more, and a bit or orange eye-shadow had been applied. Thankfully, you got out of the ruby red lipstick.
“Can’t ah at least get mah hat back?”
>Her mouth hangs open and she stares at you like you sprouted three heads.
>“Absolutely not! This restaurant is top of the line, the chef will only cook for the highest class of ponies.”
“Ah don’t think ah’ll like this chef very much.”
>As you say this, your body is lifted off the ground by magic for what felt like the hundredth time in the past two hours. The straps slide off from around you, taking the socks and horseshoes with it.
>As quickly as the outfit slides off, the golden one replaces it. You land with a thump and a full sized mirror encased by decorative pink crystal slams down in front of you.

>>30074243
>This dress was considerably nicer than the previous one, the golden fabric just slightly brighter than your mane. It clung to your body via a frilly yellow choker that looped around your neck, the rest trailing behind you like a cape. A second and equally golden strap came from the back and went underneath your hind hooves, clinging to your stomach and preventing the rest from flopping around. The backside had a layer of soft yellow fabric that just barely covered your cutie marks, with another, transparent piece of fabric draping over that and all the way down to your hooves, stopping just above the ground.
>You twirl around in the mirror, admiring the color and softness of the dress. Usually, you prefer a bit of country accents or at least some green on your dresses, but you had to admit that this looked good on you.
>Your small smile turns to a slight frow at the sight of your ponytailed mane. You didn’t have to be Rarity to know that your red scrunchie had to go.
>Digging your hoof in the larger part of the tail, you drag a hoof down the length, pushing the scrunchie off as you do so. Your mane explodes in a mass of golden locks, most of it gracefully landing in your eyes and slightly parted mouth.
>You separate the offending strands from your face as the princess silently admires your outfit from behind, giving a small nod off approval.
>“I must say Applejack, this dress does seem to suit you…”
“Mmhmm.”
>The grin on your face returns as you spin and twirl in the mirror, admiring the dress as the transparent backside flows in the breeze you created. The small sparkles sewn into the fabric glimmer in the dimming sunlight that shone through the oval dressing rooms many mirrors.
>“I think we have a winner?”

>>30074249
>You smile and give a small nod to Cadence without turning to her, as you find yourself unable to tear your eyes away from the mirror, entranced by the beauty before you. If the mare in the mirror couldn’t snag a stallion, you’d quit trying to find one because at that point, nothing would be able to help you.
>“Well I’m certainly glad we can finally get to the good part. I’ll be in the main dining hall with Shining if you need me. Are you ready Applejack? You’d better hold on to your lunch!”
“Wait, wha-”
POOF
>Your head spins as your senses are overloaded by bright lights and a cacophony of noises. Horns, whinnies, whistles, screams, you heard them all, and all at once. The world stretched out before your very eyes and snapped back to normal, a variety of colors and flashing lights overloading your senses. The delicious aroma of Granny’s apple pie wafts into your nose, only to quickly be replaced by a sickeningly sweet odor, and then the acrid stench of death. You could taste the very air around you as it seemingly ceased to exist and at the same time join with every fiber of your very being.
>Then it all snaps back to normal. So did your neck however.
>You raise your aching head off of… a table? Still dazed, your eyes look up to an overturned chair across from you and eight pairs of hooves sticking up in the air, the ponies they were attached to apparently hidden away from view.
>Wait…
>Squinting, you realise that there were not several stallions behind the table, just one. A very disoriented stallion.
>“Buh!”
>Eloquent too apparently.

>>30074254
>The stallion hoists himself back upright, adjusting his glasses as he does so. He was a simple one. Brown coat, brown mane and glasses. Kinda looked like Time Turner actually. His face was different though.
>Longer features, more defined chin. Rather handsome actually.
>Realising the situation you were in, you can only assume that Cadence had teleported you to the restaurant. You hoped.
>Glancing underneath your chair, you are relieved to not find any evidence Cadence had teleported you atop another pony.
>While you hated being teleported, you had to admit the accuracy unicorns had was slightly concerning, if convenient, to you at least.
>After all, how could they POSSIBLY know where they were teleporting to without looking where they were going? You couldn’t walk in a straight line with your eyes closed, how could unicorns teleport without similar issues?
>You look back to your date again. At least, you hoped he was your date. He still seemed a bit disoriented though. You were too however.
>Unlike Time Turner, this fellow was a pegasus with his plumage ruffled, but still tucked to his sides. He wore a black vest over a simple white collared shirt, a golden chain connecting to something in his pocket. His cutie mark appeared to be a stamp atop a parchment; maybe he was a lawyer?
>Your vision trails down to the table with the slight outline of your face in the wrinkles of the silken tablecloth, and the crystal dining tools laid upon that. The plates were ornately crafted, hoof carved designs etched into the seemingly crystalline surface, a similarly designed bowl atop that.

>>30074256
>Two equally ornate crystalline glasses rested besides that, one already filled with water, it’s base moist from condensation and definitely not because smashing your head against the table spilled some.
>The room you were now in was romantically lit, it’s walls a deep burgundy color, very similar to the carpet. A crystal chandelier brightened up the room from above, and while you could see no windows, you felt a slight breeze. The faint sounds of others dining graced your ears, and you could only assume they came from behind the unusually large wooden door in the room with you. In fact, it was the only door in the room with you.
>“Are uhh… are you miss Applejack?”
>Turning back once more to your hopefully date, you find he has finally snapped himself out of his daze.
“Uhhh… yes. Ah’m Applejack. Are you uhhh… mah date?”
>“I think so? I got teleported here myself two hours ago.”
>You sigh as his words sink in. Two hours of waiting for you.
“Lemme guess, Cadence?”
>“Well… yes. I see you got the magical swirly as well.”
>A small smile comes to your face as he gestures to your now messed up hair. It wasn't in any particular style before, but now you can just feel it sticking up everywhere. You pat it down with a hoof as The stallion across from you adjusts his dining utensils, taking a sip from his water.
>“I’ll be straight with you, I was just about ready to leave the place before you showed up. You may have to work a bit to make this date worth it.”
>Normally, you’d have called him a jerk but the teasing smile upon his lips let his true intentions slip.
>Putting on your best bedroom eyes, you lean forward on the table and make sure to bat those extended eyelashes at him, just like Rarity always does.

>>30074258
“Well mister, ah’m sure ah country girl like me could make it up ta ya somehow…”
>You reach a hoof across and gently poke his chest with a hoof, trailing it up to his chin and forcing his gaze to meet your own. Leaning in further, you make sure your husky breath glides across his twitching ear.
“How’s about we start with an appetiser, hmm?”
>“T-that’s pretty good…”
>You pull back and admire your handiwork. His eyes had shrunken just a bit, but he managed to hold on to most of his previous smile.
>Smirking, you boop his snout and lean back into your own chair, bringing the glass of water up to your lips. Maybe this date wouldn’t turn out so terribly after all.
>“My names Sugar by the way. Brown Sugar.”
>He holds out his hoof to you from across the table, and you bump it in acknowledgement. He smiles back at you, his eyes tracing around your figure.
> “I’ll say… Appleoosa?”
>What? Oh! He’s trying to guess where you came from.
“Sorry sugarcube, a bit closer than that. A lot of mah family’s from there though.”
>Studying his own figure, you try to determine his place of birth. He wasn’t unmuscular, so he probably wasn't some wealthy socialite, but he wasn't farm pony strong either.
“Ah’ll say… Lower Canterlot?”
>“Ya got me.”
>He raises his hooves in defeat as you pump one of yours in victory. Lower Canterlot was where all the middle class hung around, mostly merchants and the like. It was kinda like a busier Ponyville with more shops, less houses.
>“Ponyville?”
>You roll your eyes but nod, apparently cuing his grin to come back.
>“See? First guess!”

>>30074264
“Uh-huh. You keep tellin yourself that.”
>Continuing to sip your drink, you find yourself constantly looking back at the stallion opposite of you. He seemed nice enough, but these were just early first impressions. Thankfully, you’d have the whole night to talk to him.
>“Ah! I see you are ready. I will fetch you the chef”
A male voice with a slight prench accent causes your head to swivel over to the large doorway separating the private dining area from what you could only assume was the rest of the restaurant. He peered in for only a moment before leaving, so you turned to your date for answers.
>“He’s been peeking in and out for the past two hours, waiting for you to show. Apparently, the Princess booked us a special room with the head chef all to ourselves.”
>Of course she did. You were really warming up to the idea of a hayburger right about now. He’d bring out a menu with fancy, overpriced food you couldn’t tell the names of, and no matter what you ordered, the portions wouldn’t be enough to feed a foal.
>Deciding to just let the night pass by, you make a mental note to ask this stallion out again. Not because you had somehow come to like him, but you doubted that you’d get to actually connect with him on such a forced meeting.
>Yet, the thought of the events that led up to know reverberate around your head. You know how you ended up in this situation, but how did he?
“Hey Brown, how’d you end up here tonight? Didn’t ya have ta know the princess ta get here?”
>Oh, well it’s funny story actually. See I was-”
>“Ze Chef has arrived!”
>Jerking your head back to the overly sized wooden door, your blood freezes in your body for a moment.

>>30074270
>A creature had just walked in and closed the door behind him, before turning around and… lurching... towards the two of you. He wore a traditional chef’s outfit, white button up coat and the tall poofy hat ensemble and the only part of his body unobscured by clothes seemed to be his… hands, you guess, and face. They were whitish in color, but perhaps peach would be more accurate.
>His face was smaller compared to a ponies, his two smaller eyes set above his considerably shortened snout. What really bugged you though, was his lurching. Something was wrong with this fella.
>Every step the biped took was done with his left leg alone. His right leg basically dragged behind him, and he was obviously trying to put as little weight on it as possible. His torso dipped drastically with each step he took, the left side of his body bending down about two head’s with each lurching step he took.
>He didn’t exactly scream menacing, but something about him just seemed off to you. Like there was something hidden about him that you just couldn’t realise yet, despite your mind knowing it to be there.
>Finally reaching the table, he hands you and an equally confused but not quite yet scared Brown a menu, which he seemed to magically pull out of the inside of his outfit.
>Land’s sakes you do NOT need another pinkie.
>“Good evening zir and madam, I vill be your server and chef today. May I interest you in a bottle of our finest vintage wine?”
>You couldn’t quite place the accent. It was painfully fake, likely the owners made him use it to seem fancier. He was somewhere between prench and germanic, like a hybrid of the two, but he clearly didn’t know what he was going for.
>Glancing at the menu for a brief second, you realize you didn’t know what you were going for either, because you didn’t speak that language.
>This is going to be a long night, isn’t it...

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>>30074275
I know this update wasn't all that spectacular, I promise next week's will have actual sustenance for it. I just needed to set the scene for the next chapter. it'll be better I promise.
pastebin updated (fixed spelling errors as well)
https://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0

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>>30074288
will they order eggs?

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Working on story now, don't go to sleep yet.

>>30074672
Oh boy, now i have to stay up. Sleeps for the weak.

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>>30074288
>expected smol dash
>instead got appul

It's like it's my birthday.
And my family didn't forget!

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>>30074676
No pressure huh?

>>30074707
The only pressure is from all the anons starving for all the green, who will kill themselves without it.

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>>30074714
Oh is that all?
Lets do this shit.

>>30074288
Now it's time for little blue horse

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>>30074275
Oh no, it's retarded

While not "ugly", this does deal with low self-esteem, which is up this thread's alley.

I came across this in Moonday and AiE.

>>30073082
>>30073098

>>30074878
Original threads/images in linked posts for background.

Man, Luna really is treated like shit.
>>30071887 →
>>30072112 →

>>30074878
>>30074884

Nifty, I might take a shot at something similar.

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>>30074878
I like thing, I wish there was more

>>30074878
>>30074884
I think it's less "self-esteem" and more Celestia has completely broken her sister.

They look to have a good relationship on the surface, but the foundations, deep down and "reading between the lines", has Luna being broken and passive compared to how she used to be.

Way more insidious, especially if her sister doesn't realise what she's help done.

...Part of me wonders if the Elements, that also purified her, also very subtly tweaked her brain a bit as an intended or unintended side-effect.

As crazy as the premise sounds, any stories with Spitfire as the unattractive mare?

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>>30075062
Maybe she's gone too far into working out and is starting to look like a fleshy skeleton? Once people see her becoming more and more ghoulish they start avoiding her like shes diseased.
This of course could result in her feeling crushed and getting shot down by all the stallions that used to be her biggest fans.
This of course would crush her spirit and make her think she's become hideous.
Having seen similar things back home Doctor Anon Y Mous decides he needs to help her get back into good health. When he's not pissing off other ponies of course.

Okay, wow.

If these posts are true, Celly and Lulu's relationship is even more fucked up than I thought possible.

I mean, in the same comic as Celly waving off Luna's time in the moon >>30071887 here...

>>30074665
>>30074802
>>30074827
>>30074978

Luna is being pelted with pies by her sister, while in a Nightmare Moon prop.

Jesus.

>>30057439
>It's finally your day off and you've been spending it the best way you know how.
>And that's by sitting in your armchair, wrapped in a blanket, and not doing a single constructive thing all day.
>Sure you'd love to go outside and pull the weeds from your front lawn or maybe fix that squeaky shutter but that can wait until later.
>Besides, it just started coming down out there and you don't want to get wet.
>The sun has set and you watch as the lamp pony runs down the street lighting the street lights.
>Poor guy is getting drenched out there.
>You squish back in your chair and snuggle deeper into the blanket.
>Oh well not your problem.
*GRROOOOWWWLLLL*
>Your stomach sounds off an angry protest at the distinct lack of food in it.
>Groaning you peel yourself out of your blanket burrito and shuffle your way into the kitchen.
>Searching through the cabinets and the fridge you discover that you put off food shopping too long and now you have to head into town.
>Welp, it looks like the rain is about to become your problem.
>Of course the stupid weather ponies would have to pick your only day off in the week to make it rain.

>Grabbing your coat off of the hook you head out the door into the rain.
>Of course you wouldn't have had forethought to buy an umbrella would you?
>Grumbling, you pull your collar up around your neck and hurry through the rain heading for the market.
>Hopefully not everybody has closed up for the night yet.
>Thankfully you manage to find a vendor still open.

>>30075151
>Conveniently he has a sheet set up over his stall blocking most of the rain.
>The pony looks surprised to see someone running about in the rain but is happy to make a few more bits either way.
>The vendor is a older pony with a greying white coat and a thick, bushy, white goatee.
>He's wearing a red and white striped apron, a tiny matching paper hat, and thick black glasses.
>He distinctly reminds you of Colonel Sanders from back home.
>What you wouldn't give for some buffalo wings right now.
>"Nasty weather we're having today eh?"
>You really aren't in the mood for small talk but you try to humor the fellow anyway.
"Ugh, you've got that right."
>The pony extends his foreleg in your direction.
>"The name's Sanders stranger. What's your name?"
>You shake his hoof while stifling a laugh.
"My name is Anon, good to meet you Colonel."
>"Colonel? No sir, not me. My folks always said I was too chicken to enlist in the guard."
>You try to cover your laughter by coughing into your shoulder but you don't quite nail it.
>Mr. Sanders looks up at you with a eyebrow raised.
>"You feeling okay Anon? You sound like you might be coming down with something."
"Uh... yeah, I'm fine just a little tickle in my throat."
>He continues to stare at you for a little while longer before shrugging and motioning towards his goods.
>"I'm sure you didn't come all the way here to chat with a old man like myself so lets get to the good stuff eh?"
>Your stomach once again growls in agreement.

>>30075155
>"Ah, I see exactly what it is you need my friend."
>Sanders points to a sack of potatoes.
>"These here 'tatoes are a steal at a mere six bits."
>You still aren't used to how ponies value their goods but you can recognizethe smell of being ripped off anywhere.
"No way buddy. I wouldn't pay more than two bits for that sack. You've got to be kidding me."
>"Hmm... How 'bout five for the sack and I'll toss in a discount on this here appul pie for another three?"
"Not gonna happen. I don't care how hungry I am, no more than six for both.
>He adjusts his glasses and thinks for a moment.
>"Tell you what, since it's getting late I'll add in this here bag of secret 'tato spices for free."
"Secret potato spices?"
>"That is correct Mr. Anon. You just sprinkle these here secret Sander family spices on yer 'tatoes and they'll come out delicious guaranteed."
>Maybe now you'll finally be able to crack those eleven secret herbs and spices.
"So I get potatoes, a apple pie, and secret spices for eight bits? Tempting but I draw the line at seven."
>A smile lights up the old pony's face and he holds out a bag for you to drop the bits into.
>"Pleasure doing business with you Anon, Y'all come back now real soon okay?"
>Mr. Sanders places all of your food into a box and waves goodbye as you head back into the rain.
>The rain seems to have gotten stronger.
>You grimace as you head back through the darkened streets.
>The street by Sugarcube Corner seems to have flooded so you decide to cut through the park instead of trying to wade through the puddles.
>Partway through the park you come to halt and almost drop your dinner.

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>>30075159
>Sitting at a table a little ways in front of you is the pink pony from yesterday.
>Why is she out here during this storm?
>She seems to be slumped over the table with her head resting on one of her hooves.
>Forgetting about getting home you quickly rush over to the table to check on here.
"Hey you! The one from yesterday!"
>She turns in your direction and then rests her face back on her hoof.
>"He really isn't coming back is he?"
"Wait, what? What are you talking about? You know what, never mind any of that. Why in the nine hells are you out here in this awful weather?"
>She looks you for a moment before motioning to the seat across from her.
>There is a cup with a straw in it across from where she's sitting.
>"He said he just had to run to the colt's room and he would be right back."
"How long ago was that?"
>She takes a deep breath and then lets out a loud wail before hiding her face in her forelegs.
>You're struggling to understand what she's saying between sobs
>"He said he would be right back. *Sniff* He.. he said it would only be for a minute or two."
>The realization of what happened hits you like a sharpened pitchfork right in the schlong.
>You walk over to her side slowly and gently place your hand on her shoulder.
>She jumps at the touch but doesn't ask you to take your hand away.
"What happened that has you sitting out here in the first place?"
>"I had a interest in one of the ponies in town and I asked him if he wanted to get something to drink and chat for a bit."
"I'm guessing that you guys got drinks and then something happened?"
>She looks up at you and smiles weakly.
>she looks so sad. It's crushing your heart to see the poor girl like this.

>>30075163
>"He...
>She pauses and takes a breath.
>"He asked me about the rumors about how I drive away any stallion that takes an interest in me."
>Rumors? What rumors?
"Alright, so what happened?"
>"I told him how I always seem to have bad luck and just want to fond a nice stallion that would be willing to greet me with a nice warm meal once in a while."
"That's not unreasonable I suppose."
>She nods eagerly, seeming to cheer up just a bit.
>"I know, right? I just want somepony... anypony to look at me like I'm worth SOMETHING."
>She starts sniffling and hides her face again.
>Oh no, not again.
>Your lips become a thin line and you narrow your eyes.
>You don't know what the story with this pony is but you aren't going to walk away and leave her sobbing in the rain because some asspull bailed.
"Nuh-uh. Not this time young lady."
>You shift your now cold food under your left arm and put your other arm around her midsection lifting her clear off of the seat.
>"Hey! wait! Put me down!"
>She flails around trying to get free but your grip is strengthened by the force of your irritation.
"Hush up tiny pony, we're going home and I'm gonna make you food that will knock you off your hooves."
>She stops flailing the moment you mention making food.
>"You're going to cook a meal?"
>Walking down the street with cold, soaking wet pony under arm you grunt in acknowledgement.
>"A meal that you're sharing with me?"
>Another grunt.
>"You're cooking a meal for both of us. To eat at the same time?"
"Yes."
>"We're gonna eat it.."
>She pauses nervously for a moment."
>"...together?"
"That's right. You got a problem with that?"
>"Nope, just making sure."
>The rest of the walk is silent.
>With the exception of a few snickers and murmurs from ponies that you pass while carrying Cheerilee under arm.
>You don't even spare them a glance as you run home through the storm. She seems happier and you're finally getting some bomb ass KFC fries.
>All in all not a bad start to the evening.

That's all I've got for today.
I'm not used to writing sad pony so please let me know what you guys think I can do to make it better.

>>30075175
Poor Cheerilee.

...Though, I guess the "home-cooked meal" comment has a "desperate", "Fatal Attraction" thing going on for ponies, and Anon just obliviously ran through that, right?

>>30075175
Is this the part where Anon accidently kills cheerlie?

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>>30075198
No Anon will not be killing any ponies in this story. He is highly likely to put the fear of rolling pins into a certain stallion's ass though.

>>30075190
I never saw Fatal attraction so I looked up the summary on google. I was thinking of going for something somewhat cozy with a happy ending but something bordering on unhinged & obsessive might be interesting too.

Also, I just gave my green another read through and holy fuck I had a lot of typos.

For the anon that asked a while back here's the paste for the cheer story.
https://pastebin.com/R8VztRWX

>>30075101
>Ifunny watermark.

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>>30075257
I keked. Some stories say that ponies can't eat potatoes, that's what anon meant by accidentally killing Cheerilee. In irl, they really shouldn't eat potatoes though. They've got solanine in them.

>>30074239
>consisted of jet black horseshoes, jet black socks, and black straps wrapping all around your barrel in a “X” pattern. It wrapped around your flank as well
U-unf??
>>30074288
it was cute not gonna lie even tho the plot wasn't really moved the pacing is great for setting the scene

hyped for the next one

>>30075141
jesus christ...
that's just ridicules and it makes me seriously mad

luna is such a qt and to redicul her like that is just... i fucking hate lazy niggers
do your job right or drop it, fucking hell

>>30076241
I had no idea about the potato thing.
so I've basically got a poison vendor killing off his customers. Nifty.

>>30055894
Posting this from another thread.

>Stuck with foals for the rest of her career.
>Will eventually be longing to have some.
>Unable to do anything but look at the photo of her taking a picture next to the friend she once thought about dating.
>She's dressed in a nice spring gown while he's in a tux.
>Her mind wanders back to the occasion shown in the photo.
>She stays in contact with Mac, but watches from a distance as he and his new wife Sugar Belle displays their affection.
>She knows that he's giving her the sex.
>She then watches as Sugar Belle's belly gets bigger.
>The proud stallion then starts showing his baby pictures to her.
>Years later, the young foal and two of their siblings are now in her class.
>She's now been teaching so long that her crush had gone on and had a family of his own.
>She will never have foals.
>She will never have a husband.
>She will never be as young and attractive as she once was.
>Her only source of happiness is to pretend that the young foals who enter her class are all her offspring.
>To fulfill her wish she closed her eyes and made a wish.
>Her body was found at the bottom of Ghastly Gorge the next morning.

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>>30076537
Well that is certainly grim.

>bump

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>>30075175
Teacher pone a cute
A CUTE

>>30077667
New picture for the folder, sweet.

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Bed time bumping.
Do we want Cheer to go obsessive stalker or should I aim for more of a comfy story?
I can also have comfy stalker if that's what you guys would like more.

>>30078375
/comfy/ thread, /comfy/ poners

>>30078577
dubs have spoken

>>30078375
Mix of both.

But... is it really obsessive if Anon likes it? Or doesn't recognise that she's being like that by pony standards?

(Ironic if she's acting like a stereotypical woman in a relationship, and regular pony shit is creepy by human standards).

>>30078375
Activate Maximum Comfydrive my dude

>>30078375
Comfy is comfy.

>>30078922
everyone is worried about anon

that'd be fun

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>>30078375
Comf shit my man. Cheeriloser is not for stalking. And I better see Cheerilee in her old cheerleader outfit. All Cheerilee love stories are required to have it.

The faceless masses have spoken and clingy-comfy it shall be.
>>30080387
Sir yes sir.

>9

So is this thread normally slow or did I just join at a bad time?
Counting myself I think there's three writefags here?

>>30082026
We dead but not really.

Lurkers mostly.

>>30082033
I'm picturing this thread gets visited by about ten people a day.

>>30082089
We used to have more writefags but they kinda died. Less green means less readers, and the deathspiral begins. Bottom three of the archive are recent stories, but I take them off the active section if they don't post for two threads.

Ten seems a bit low, though. We have a fair few lurkers.

>>30082335
Fair enough.
I'm just gonna have to try and up my page count faster to see if I can help slow the death spiral.

>>30075159
This just reminds me of how terrible I would be when it comes to acquiring provisions for myself in Equestria.

Would take a while for me to get my haggling skills up from being non-existent.

>>30082089
I check it everyday, but rarely post unless I have an idea/prompt. I should post more.

>>30083202
Even if it's just shouting that my green sucks every post helps keep us alive.

>>30083238
Stop saying nonsense and just give my green buddy, I need comfy in my life

>>30083309
What can I say, I poke holes in my writing because it just doesn't seem good enough.
But anon gets what anom wants, give me five hours so I can get off of work and type up the next segment.

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>>30082089
I think this thread suffers from a lack of artefacts as it's main problem. Take SPG for example. Every thread, an average of 6-8 people post some form of green. In addition, most SPG posts by Anon's are discussions and prompt ideas. We can have just as many people, but our thread is mostly just full of bumps.

>>30083753
*lack of writefags
Damn autocorrect.

>>30083757
Well we do lack ancient artifacts as well so you're not entirely off.

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>>30083491
Segment put on hold for the moment. My wife is dragging me outside into the sunlight and fresh air.
Blegh.

>>30062691
Is the change permanent?

>>30086523
no clue

>bump
Curbstomped At Divegrass Edition

>>30084147
Now that's just nasty

>>30078375
Little late to the party but can I have comfy, please

>9
Don't forget Anon, it's Mother's Day.

>>30090297
Calls for some mares who want kids but can't find a hubby. Redheart and Cheerilee are always the top of that list.

>10

>>30090323
https://pastebin.com/Q3kePHEe

Here's a discussion topic.
>Anon winds up in Equestria.
>Celestia cuts a deal with Anon.
>In exchange for freedom, i.e. citizenship. he has to choose a guard to follow him around; to keep him out of trouble and ensure he isn't an extradimensional threat.
>Is offered a choice of Celestia's finest Solar guards.
>See's batpony guard walking by in the hallway.
>Picks her instantly.
>Batpone falls in love with the human who finds her awesome instead of scary.
>Meanwhile, the Solar guard can't understand why anything would like a batpony.

>>30092110
>batpony.

Disgusting

>>30092110
If I could write, I'd write it.

>>30092110
>guard mare general

>>30075175
>>30074288
Niiiiiiiiice, i like cute ponies.

>>30088673
She wanted to go have lunch at the nearby duck park.
I'll admit that it was fun, but it was far to sunny for my liking.

>>30089528
Comfy shall be granted.

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>>30092192
shut up heathen

>>30092110
I'd read it, but like >>30092585
said, there's an entire thread dedicated to that. >>30030077

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How about this.
>Anon is a criminal.
>Tries to con a pony or something.
>"Halt Criminal Scum!"
>Actually gets halted through dumb luck on police pones part.
>Gets a deal cut in exchange for no jail time.
>Help arresting officer solve cases until she determines you "reformed".
>Start helping.
>Discover that you are the first criminal she has ever apprehended in 3 years on the pone force.
>Has crippling self-esteem issues.
>Help her crack down on cases.
>Get her several promotions.
>Cop pone falls in love with criminal.
>Has conflicting feelings about this.
>On one hoof, HMD
>On the other, Criminal Scum.
>[confused horse noises]

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>>30094323
I would a qt p2t police pone

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>>30068200

>>30068200
underrated

>>30094323
This idea is awesome.
Somebody please make this.

>9

>>30094323
Yes

>>30094323
I'm having writers block so I'm gonna pop this one as well. Here's the opening piece of what I'm calling Anon's blue badge of valor.
the pastebin is here: https://pastebin.com/UigWvdA9

>>30096533
>It's been a few months since you've settled down in Ponyville and thankfully ponies are starting to stop whispering around you.
>You know that you look weird to them but being treated like a pariah because of it is a bit much at times.
>Due to this you've tended to stay away from most crowds and only leave your cabin on the edge of the Everfree to go shopping or when you have to work.
>You're kind of on friendly terms with the local mailpony, but other than Derpy you don't have any friends.

>The sun has set signaling the end of your shift as kitchen help at Sugar Cube Corner.
>Mrs. cake was even nice enough to send you home with a few cherry pastries.
>She even packed them in a nice paper bag so they wouldn't get too cool on the walk.
>You leave the town limits and begin following the trail to your cabin when you hear a loud rustling coming from a nearby group of dense bushes on your right.
"Hello? Somebody out there?"
>The rustling comes to a sudden halt and you hear a low hiss from within the brush.
"I swear if you're a Timberwolf I'm gonna chop your twiggy butt into firewood.
>A black shape leaps out of the brush and you punch at it on reflex while screaming like a little girl.
>Your fist connects with something cold, moist, and hard causing it to rocket back into the bushes.
>The thing impacts into a tree with a loud grunt and then you hear it flop onto the ground.
>After a moment of science you make your way into the bushes trying to find what you struck.
"Hey? Are you okay? I'll go get help, where are you?"
>Just you pass through the bushes into the treeline something drops down onto your back and begins striking at your head.

>>30096553
>Fearing for your life you drop your pastries and try to dislodge the creature from your back.
>After several blows to your skull you manage to pull the thing off and throw it against a tree.
>It slides down the tree and lays motionless on the ground.
>You clutch your hand to your head and groan as you feel the sticky wet feeling of blood running down your scalp.
"What the hell is this bullshit? Is this why ponies always stay away from the forest? Ugh..."
>Walking over to the downed creature you stoop down and get a closer look at it.
>It looks similar in shape to the usual ponies you've come to see except it's greyish black and somewhat insectile in appearance.
>the bushes behind you rustle again and you whip around preparing to strike at whatever is coming through.
>Much to your surprise it's a small blue pony wearing what looks like a police hat.
>Seeing that it's a pony and not another bug-thing you relax and call out.
"Be careful there's this weird bug thing that just attacked me over here. There may be more nearby."
>From behind you another voice calls out making your blood run cold.
>"Officer! Thank Celestia that you're here. This thing dragged me into the woods here and started attacking me.
>You spin around towards the voice and your eyes widen in shock.
>Where the bug was before is now an elderly looking female pony with blood running out of it's nostril and a badly bruised side.
>The police pony looks between the two of you in confusion as if unsure of who to believe.
>"Please Mrs. officer do something! I tried to defend myself but I'm just a old mare and I couldn't stop it.
>The "old lady" lets out the fakest sounding cough you have ever heard but the officer seems to buy it.
>"Halt right there you weird creature. I don't know who you are or where you're from but attacking ponies is strictly against the law here."

>>30096557
>You put your hands up in panic.
"Now hold on there lady, this thing jumped on me, I don't know where the granny came from. I swear she wasn't there a second ago."
>The old lady pulls herself up off of the ground and runs past the officer into Ponyville.
>"Not only are you acting out in violence but you aren't even coherent about it."
>You take a step towards to blue pony and she backs away quickly.
"Hey wait a minute here, I'm telling you-"
>"You w-will stay right there and not come any closer if-f you know what's good for you."
>She's about to trip over a root.
"Look out for the root!"
>You call out too late and the pony trips backwards and lets out a yelp of pain.
>"Yeagh!"
>She tries to stand back up and falls over clutching her rear leg.
>"Stay.. stay away! I'm warning you, I'll take you out if you try anything!"
>Shes rocking back and forth while in the dirt. She doesn't look like she's going to be taking anyone anywhere any time soon.
>You let out a sigh and shake your head.
>walking over to the injured pony you kneel down next to her.
>She's sobbing into the dirt while trying to cover her head.

>>30096563
>"please just leave me alone. I don't want to get hurt any more. I won't tell anyone I saw you so please don't hurt me."
>You just wanted to go home and eat your cherry pastries, what is all this shit?
"Look here you, you're obviously hurt and if I leave you here you're likely to get eaten by a timberwolf or something.
>Upon hearing mention of timberwolves the pony lets out a loud wail and tries to crawl into the bushes.
"Will you just calm down already!? I live just at the end of this trail. I'm gonna take you home with me and we'll look at your leg and see if I can do something alright?"
>Before she can voice her opinion you scoop her up and toss her over your shoulder giving your field view a lovely show of her rump.
>You hear a howl in the distance and decide that it's time to go.
"Sorry if this is rough but we should really get moving before a timberwolf really shows up.
>With the whimpering blue police pony tossed over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes you take off down the trail in a full sprint hoping to avoid any other surprises.

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That's all for now, I've got work in less than four hours and really need a nap.

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>>30096572
come home and a wall of green is greating you

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>>30096553
>The thing impacts into a tree with a loud grunt and then you hear it flop onto the ground.
>After a moment of science

keked

neat so far but wtf is this police pony?
>"please just leave me alone. I don't want to get hurt any more. I won't tell anyone I saw you so please don't hurt me."
i seriously wanna know what happened with that poor thing

since changelings are a common thing in ponieworld wouldn't anons line
"Be careful there's this weird bug thing that just attacked me over here. There may be more nearby."
make it rather obvious it was one?
gives me the impression your popo(nie) ain't the smartest

>>30096597
Ponice a cute.

>I'm ugly.
>No no, not the traditional kind of ugly.
>All my teeth are straight, my horn is a good length, my mane and tail are kept nice.
>My coat and colors are soothing colors.
>I have a little curve to my hips but stallions are supposed to like that.
>So, why do I say I'm ugly?
>Because, I'm not a regular pony anymore.
>I'm a princess.
>When I was a normal pony, I was talented, successful, pretty even.
>Now?
>I stand with the other three and I can feel every flaw reflected back at me.
>Celestia's radiant beauty.
>Luna's alluring darkness.
>Cadence's joyful presence.
>Heck, even Flurry's colors make mine look so....
>Ordinary. boring.
>Plus I'm lankey now, taller, my neck is like a giraffe's.
>My lower body didn't get the memo either, so I'm shaped so...ugh.
>I'm ugly.
>I stand next to these three goddesses and I feel like that stereotypical 'tomboyish kid sister' that always pops up in novels.
>Except I don't have the personality to live up to even that.
>I'm just me.
>Ordinary.
>Boring.
>Ugly.

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>>30097590
Forgot pic.

>>30097590
>>I'm ugly.
>>No no, not the traditional kind of ugly.

Leave it to Twilight to be the special snowflake even when she's being ugly.

>>30096674
In my defense I was sleep deprived and slightly drunk on a mixture of jalapeños & vodka when I wrote this.
Sober me will figure something out later.

>>30098109
I think it's a more plausible scenario for her. She's not unattractive but she's standing next to three of the most attractive horses in the show.

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Unconventional waifus?

>>30098503
I remember that picture.
Did she ever have a back story?

>9

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>>30098137
well kudos for that than
>>30098250
yeah i can see twilight going down this path
celestia her self is the epitone of perfection for twilight, being eye to eye now with her would make her overthink stuff and compare her self with not just her but the others too

kinda sad if you think about it

>>30098503
I love cybernetics, I'm a total cyberfetishist

>>30099455
Help me out here, give me something to work off of.

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>>30068200
>“D-do you mean that Anonymous? Do you truly find an ugly mare such as myself pretty?”
“I do, Rarity.”
>Her eyes water. Those three simple words carried as much weight as the load that had been lifted from her heart.
> “I… why I’m at a loss for words Anonymous…”
>Bringing a finger to her pouting lips, you gently shush the crying mare. Sure, she edged Spike on for far too long, kept him on the short leash as it were, but he of all… mammals, you guess, should know just how sensitive she was.
>The fashionista had a tendency to overreact, sure, but that’s because she had such crippling self-esteem issues. To her, if everything wasn’t perfect, nobody would ever like her.
“It’s okay if one or two ponies don’t like you Rarity. Plus, I’m sure Spike will come around; he’s just a little peeved.”
>“But he was right Anonymous! I AM just a-an ugly… an u-ugly… AN UGLY BITCH!”
>Her trembling for collapses to the ground and she bursts into tears once more, unable to hold them back any longer.
>Yeah, she could be a bitch at times but she wasn't ugly. You were pretty sure Spike meant on the inside anyways.
>While you were lost in thought, you failed to notice the magic aura that encompassed your belt, rapidly unbuckling it and flinging the glorified strap across the room. The sound of the belt colliding with the wall snapped you out of your daze, just in time to observe Rarity undoing your pants button, followed by the zipper.
>Conflicting thoughts and emotions flash through your head.
>On one hand, succ.
>On the other, pity sex wasn’t really your thing.
>Was this pity sex? Or would it be something else, like-
>”Mmngf...”
>Okay. Your dick’s in her mouth.

>>30099599
>Glancing down, you see Rarity suckling at your head, teasing the tip inside her mouth with her tongue, swirling it around your glans. Before you can get a word in edgewise, you find your body being flung against her red sofa, Rarity throwing herself atop you after.
>Once more, her mouth quickly encloses around your dick once more.
>Her lips are like two wet marshmallows, encasing your length in their amazingly soft and dexterous grasp.
>She slides down your shaft before withdrawing, making sure to apply a generous amount of suction as she does. Her lips contour to the shape of your dick as she continues to suck, her eyes never leaving your own.
>Well this was not how you expected this day to go. You just came here to see if Rarity was okay after you saw Spike storming away from the Boutique.
>Her head slams down against your pelvis before she rises again, sucking at your tip before repeating the process. The warmth chasm that is her maw quickly brings you close to the edge.
>“Hrk.. Glurk…”
>Bringing a hand behind her head, you shove her head down your entire length, just as you blow your load. Her eyes go wide but she doesn’t protest, instead choosing to work on ignoring her gag reflex.
>“Mmmph…”
>She dutifully swallows your seed as it splatters the back of her throat. Retracting her head, a string of saliva connects your now glistening penis with her mouth
> “Hah.. was it good for you Anonymous?”
“I suppose it was Rarity. I definitely wouldn’t mind doing it again sometime.”
>“I certainly wouldn’t mind either, darling. Perhaps even later today!” she says while batting her eyelashes at you.
>“Before we do that however, I do need some help collecting a few gems…. I don’t suppose you’d be a dear and fetch them for me?”
>Goddamnit.

>>30099608
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL.
Never leave your shitposts unattended around me. I'll do something terrible to them.
Amazingly, here's a pastebin.
https://pastebin.com/iuY2XGbn

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>>30099618
kay

>>30099618
Well okay then.
That was a thing.

Bumpin from work

>>30099618

9/11 Funny.

>bump

>>30100783

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Here's another prompt for wannabe writefag's. I'm running out of ideas tho, so sadly, it's got herd-shit.

>Anon dates Dash.
>Didn't really expect it because she's ugly, and Anon is considered at least mildly attractive by pony standards.
>Not smokin hot, but certainly cute in an exotic sense.
>Really, Dash was banking on one of her friends inviting her into a herd out of pity.
>It's been about a year since they've been together and Rainbow brings up herding.
>Asking who Anon want's the alpha mare to be, and where Dash will be on the metaphorical ladder.
>Anon is confused.
>Monogamy4lyfe.
>Says Dash is the only mare for him.
>After initial confusion, Rainbow is ecstatic she gets a stallion all to her awesome self.
>Cue Element of Loyalty squee.
>Cue unlimited wing-hugs.

>>30101923
gib me som smol pony fagglet

>Anon dates Dash
>Other mares think that he's doing it out of pity or has really low standards so they try to butt in
>Anon confused, what's happening because he's monogamous (something unheard in ponyland)
>Some drama and really happy Dash

>>30101923
Herdshit is canon now, it seems. Also, >implying cuddlepiles aren't the best relationship

>>30102640
>implying that betraying your waifu with other mare is ever good

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>>30048244

"Well gorsh, ah sure as a warm summer plum on a nail in ah old shoe ain't sure wh'ai ah feel mighty unpretty-like"

>And so it was.

Pay me.

>>30102924
gimme a paypal... not the first time i payed for green

>>30103025
I could have been getting paid for writing my garbage? The Dash thread owes me hundreds.

>>30098503
>>30098622
>>30099465
http://askviewingpleasure.tumblr.com/Cherry%20Blossom%20Bio

>>30103035
dude i once payed two decent writefags 25bucks each for a story of 8 posts...
gimme a story and i delive

>>30103058
Why?

>>30103066
boredom.. mostly
gimme a throw a way email i contact you and send you a coupple of bucks

THAN I WANT YOU TO WRITE ME THAT DAMN STORY!

>>30048029
I want to make her smile.

>>30103080
Nah mate, I'm good. I don't write about background ponies.

>>30103094
go fuck your self, you cunt

>>30103101
Applefags amirite?

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>>30103094
write me a story, or else

>>30103108
nevermind had a glance of your stuff, actually read a story from you a while back, im oky rather have nothing at all

>>30103142
Kek. Keep going.

>>30103094
Says the tripfag who writes stories about background fillies and that autistic nazi OC.

>>30103162
Noi is a meme filly, Ayranne is an OC. Try again. friend

>>30103188
>noi
>meme filly
yeah dunno it's more like an inside joke for autistic dashfags, but w/e lad

>>30103188
In case you're so autistic that you've forgotten about this, the archives exists; anyone can easily see what kind of stuff you've written. So how about you just leave if you are only going to try and start shit with others for no reason, Scribble?

>>30103234
What?
>>30103236
How do you know my name? d-dad?

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Heres another prompt to help cease bickering with writefags while I work on more Appul.

>Dash is a birb.
>And it's mating season.
>Her feelings for Anon, the only person in her life who hasn't ever commented o her unattractiveness, boil over.
>In order to woo his affection, she goes to perch in his birdbath and display her superior chest tuft and wingspan to him.
>There's only one problem.
>Fluttershy, Twilight, and Cloud Chaser are all there as well.
>Fluttershy and Cloud Chaser are genuinely interested in Anon, while Twilight just has new pega-urges and isn't sure how to deal with them.
>Now, Dash has to fight for Anon.
>It's a good thing she brought yellow.

I wrote an AJ thing once.
https://pastebin.com/grQsbDr0

>>30103299
that's cute, could be a comfy story
>>30103388
first thing im gonna read in the morning

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>>30103299
I will run with this.
1/?

>Be Rainbow Dash
>Flying to Anon's house
>Time to win him as a mate
>Am awesome
>Am blue
>Brought yellow
>Anon will let me smash
>Land in his birdbath
>Just feels right
>Chase the birds out
>Splash some water around and clean the bird bath
>Everybody knows anon's like clean baths
>Inhale
>MATING_CALL.mp3
>Anon opens his door
>"Rainbow Dash?"
>He looks around
>"Was that you? What's going on? What are you doing in my bird bath?"
>Time to strut my stuff
>Puff chest out
"MMMMMMTHBBPPPPPPT!"
>"What the fuck are you doing?"
>Fluff wings out and flap a little to show off my superior plumage
>"Hey, Anon. What's happening out here?"
>Twilight walks out, followed by Fluttershy and Cloud Chaser
>De-fluff a bit
>We all blush
>We all scrunch
>We all bristle
>WHY ARE THESE HOES HERE ANON IS MINE I BROUGHT YELLOW LEMME SMASH
>Twilight steps forward, compelled by instinct
>I'll have to out-do them each in turn to win Anon!
>It
>Is
>On

>>30103810
I like you.

>>30101923
Someone plz write this

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>>30103945
Thanks!

>>30103810
Part 2/?

>Jump down from bird bath
>Twilight walks up
>She's extra scrunchy
>She flaps her wings
>Flap mine hard and fast
>Blows dust on her fluff
>Can't beat me, you hoe
>Twilight digs at the ground with her hoof
>Digs a little hole
>Take a short gallop up to her
>Puff my chest, spread my wings
"SQUAAAAAAK!!!"
>Anon looks at Fluttershy
>"What the fuck is she doing? What the hell is going on?!"
>Fluttershy just bristles
>Twilight takes a step back, spreading her wings
>Step forward
>Rear up
>Flap my wings at her
>She backs down
>Victory is mine!
>I proudly fill in her nest hole and trot around it
>Coo and purr to celebrate my territorial victory
>Anon must be so hard for me right now
>Anon will let me smash
>Trot up to him, turn around, and wag my butt
>Get tackled by Cloud Chaser
>FUCKING CLOUD CHASER YOU HOE I BEAT TWILIGHT I CAN BEAT YOU
>ANON IS MINE WATCH ME ANON WATCH ME WIN
>Prepare for battle

>>30104145
I like it. More is required.

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>>30104145

Well now it got busy but in here overnight.

>>30103044
Thanks for the info.

>>30103299
>Dash's face when.
https://youtu.be/_nmWSI9qxSg

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>>30104145
Part 3/?

>"Hey, guys, come on. Don't fight! You'll tear up my lawn."
>Sorry, Anon. Gotta beat this hoe
>Tumble around in a hot mess
>Wings flapping and slapping all over the place
>Nipping at fluff and plumage
>Flicking tails
>Angry_horsebirb_sounds.midi
>Hoe Cloud Chaser nips a tuft of my chest fluff out
>That smarts
>Get a muzzleful of her feathers
>RIIIIP
>"AAAAAGH!"
>"Oh my god!"
>Anon must be impressed
>Hand on his mouth
>Probably trying to withhold his mating call
>I'mma make you sing, Anon
>Right after I beat this hoe
>Eventually separate
>Posture for a while
>Feign a charge
>Cloud Chaser flies away
>Whoo!
>Anon I beat Cloud Chaser lemme smash
>Check it out
"MMMAPAPAPAP!"
>Got you yellow
>Go to Anon
>Drop an assortment of neat yellow objects I found
>Poke them with my muzzle
>Arrange them into awesome pattern
>"Coo... Cooah... Hoo-hoo..."
>Fluttershy?
>Oh shit Fluttershy likes Anon too
>Brought him yellow
>But Fluttershy IS yellow
>GOD DAMN IT FLUTTERSHY I LIKE ANON JUST LEMME SMASH
>Get cleaned up in birdbath
>I am the bravest
>I am the strongest
>Will show Anon I am the prettiest too

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>>30104431
Ask and ye shall receive.

>>30105164
Part 4/?

>Fluttershy is all puffed up
>Damn, she got more fluff
>Puff my breast feathers to the max
>Fluttershy still got more fluff
>Not even trying
>Fluttershy is a hoe
>Spread my wings
>Get real bristly
>Spread wings, lookin' real pretty
>Trot around Anon in a circle
"Coo-ah! Lilililililili!"
>Fluttershy is a ball of fluff
>"Ah AH Ah ah AAAH~!"
>Damn, sings pretty too
>"Hoo~ Hoo~ Hoo-Hoo~ Hoo-ee~!"
"Lililililili~! Coo-Hoo-Coo! MMMMMMAPBAPBAP!"
>Come on, Anon
>Lemme smash
>Rub up against his leg
>Fluttershy snuggles up against the other
>She circles around and pushes me away
>Sit
>Sing my best
>She sits
>Sings her best
>Both of us in Maximum OverFluff
>Anon looking at each of us
>Looks at my yellow
>Nudges it with his foot
>Yes! He likes my yellow lemme smash
>"So, uh... this is obviously a pony thing..."
>Turns around
>He doesn't want yellow
>"I'm just... gonna..."
>Anon slowly walks backwards until he's inside his house
>Door closes
>Race Fluttershy to the door
>Beat her of course
>Locked
>Paw at the door
>Fluttershy hovers around the windows, singing for Anon
>Curtains get drawn
>Both harrumph
>Each claim nearby trees
>Start building a nest
>Fluttershy does the same
>Anon will come out and choose the best one
>Anon will pick mine for sure
>I love you, Anon
>Let me smash

>>30105397
aw dashie is trying so hard. She needs snuggleloves at the end of this fluttershy already has some draqoness dick anyway what does she need anon for

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>>30105453
Lewd snuggles?

>>30105462
snuggles of all kinds and varieties my good chum

>boop

>>30105962

>9

Demon pone's got eyes like wow and a booty like POW.

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Tik, tik-tik, clang

bamp

I don't know when I'll get to finishing the first segments but I'm currently working on two stories I'm calling Tasting Cherry & Cardiac Arrest.