CYOA Discussion

>>30020387
Woops you forgot something :^)
https://pastebin.com/dgra7UeN

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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.

>>30020370
Shame

>>30020399
People don't want to shit up the op with iFag crap. Deal with it.

>>30020452
People don't want to shit up the thread with iFag crap. Deal with it.
It's not like he's actually in the OP or anything.

>>30020452
Fine by me famas. I can just post it right after anyway.

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commerative lis whispen

I miss it.

>>30020471
Iri > Whispen never forget

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>last thread

>>30020663
>post CYOA pretty
But who?

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>>30020759
Doesn't matter as long as it ain't a Craft picture.

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>>30020759
prettiest stallion

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>>30020387

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>>30020759
Posting prettiest pone.

Lis has never ran a good quest.

>>30021019
You didn't like curse or angelquest or the second angelquest or the winterquest or into the white or the miniquest of that pony on the titanic or that other miniquest or that other other miniquest or this last quest?

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I want to cuddle with this stallion nonsexually.

>>30021081
>nonsexually.
What are you, gay?

>>30021045
Shit, shit, shit, I can't believe it's not shit, shit, with another helping of shit.

>>30021122
Depends on wheather he's got a thin headset on, or if that's a shitty chin-strap beard.

>>30021141
It goes right into his ear so I'd hope it was the former.

>>30021141
It's a headset

>>30021081
smol wings

>>30021399
You know what they say about stallions with small wings.

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>>30020663

>>30021671
no

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>>30021721

>>30021771
That they really nice guys who will totally find a great mare one day I'm sure.

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>>30021782
>>30021721
Hmmmm

What is the largest horse you would have sex with?

>>30021901
Celestia

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>>30021901

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>>30021901

Brown poners are ugly

>>30022064
They're literally turds with hooves.

>>30022097
Like your waifu

>>30022064
You're ugly.

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Big Mare Hero continues, as we reclaim what was taken:
>>30022132

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>30015357
Slave: >>30011448
Shattered Planes: >>29942479
Broken Hearts: >>29951618
Do Whatever: >>30003798
Long Name: >>29930729
Coltquest: >>29984337
Darkest Hour: >>29991628
Cirquesque: >>29958054
Do No Harm: >>29897830
Alchemy: >>29899886
Nebula: >>30016210
Kingdom Hearts: >>29890052
Zodiac: >>29957083
Give and Take: >>29845758
RePony: >>29971824
Fair Winds: >>29921829

>>30021081
So what happens when the big mares with numbers taken are killed

Active threads:

>>29899886 Alchemy
>>30015357 Big Mare Hero
>>29951618 Broken Hearts
>>29951618 Broken Hearts
>>29958054 Cirquesque
>>29991628 Darkest Hour
>>29897830 Do No Harm
>>30003798 Do Whatever
>>29921829 Fair Winds
>>29845758 Give and Take
>>29890052 Kingdom Hearts
>>29930729 Long Name
>>30016210 Nebula
>>29971824 RePony
>>29942479 Shattered Planes
>>30011448 Slave
>>29957083 Zodiac

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>>30022327
>putting broken hearts twice
>making an even number of quests uneven

>>30022472
Fixed that

Active threads:

>>29899886 Alchemy
>>30015357 Big Mare Hero
>>29951618 Broken Hearts
>>29958054 Cirquesque
>>29991628 Darkest Hour
>>29897830 Do No Harm
>>30003798 Do Whatever
>>29921829 Fair Winds
>>29845758 Give and Take
>>29890052 Kingdom Hearts
>>29930729 Long Name
>>30016210 Nebula
>>29971824 RePony
>>29942479 Shattered Planes
>>30011448 Slave
>>29957083 Zodiac

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>>30022503

>>30022524
The last digit of the post numbers add up to 93, there are. There is 1 6, 7, 2, 3, 3 9s, and 5 8s.

>>30022524
Hiroshimoot, please unban Aight already

Running.
>>30022602

>>30022277
>killed
Fuck I mean born.

>>30022503
Not good enough.

Pure pure::
>>29951618 Broken Hearts
>>29958054 Cirquesque
>>29897830 Do No Harm
>>30003798 Do Whatever
>>30016210 Nebula
>>29971824 RePony


Halfling abominations:
>>30011448 Slave
>>29890052 Kingdom Hearts
>>29845758 Give and Take
>>29991628 Darkest Hour
>>29899886 Alchemy
>>29957083 Zodiac
>>29942479 Shattered Planes
>>29930729 Long Name

Pure evil:
>>29921829 Fair Winds
>>30015357 Big Mare Hero

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>>30019481
Meant to post this last thread, but I got distracted and forgot.

>>30022756

Now that's a tired mare.

>>30022749
What defines the categories?

>>30023120
moff
sad
sad moff
Time for sad moff

>>30023127

When will sad moff meet another moff her age to be friends with?

>>30023162
Ponies with dominant moff genes are hard to come by and purebred moffs harder still. The odds are very slim she'll manage to meet another moff within the span of this quest, or even her lifetime.

>>30023162
she's the last of her kind

>>30023174
last of the moffhicans you say?

>>30023127
I have been thinking. People have dismissed this quest as cheap feelsbait and I just worked out why. The current stuff is not cheap feelsbait but the stuff at the orphanage absolutely was.

>>30023162
What, are you implying the other pones aren't good enough?

>>30023162
Friends with benefits?

>>30023203
You're also assuming calling it cheap feelsbait is a dismissal when that's something some people like. It's just a description.

Unbound continues tomorrow night. Here's a poll to see how Ghost and Cascade will spend their time together in the mountain village before they begin their journey together. Multiple choices, top 5 are what happens.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12903530

>>30023266
I voted for half the options, is that bad?

>>30023399
Nah. Vote for whatever. It's not like more than a couple people will even vote anyway. As long as there's a few top votes the story can progress.

>>30023435
Okay, I just picked some at random though.

>>30023445
>doing things at random
Welcome to every CYOA ever.

>>30023399
yes

Think of a CYOA.
Now how would a different QM handle running it? Not just as a one off april fools type thing but if they had run it from the beginning.

>>30023445
Whats your fucking problem anon?

>>30023643
What? I don't play that quest, why whould I spend time on reading and carefully selecting the options?

>>30022749
>Halfling abominations:
>Give and Take

Buddy is 100% pure bughorse, thank you very much!

>>30023712
There's no way it's referring to race. Nebula is half minotaur and half pony. Kingdom Hearts is Anon. I've no idea what he was trying to go for.

>>30023712
Buddy a freak like Fruit!

>>30023737
It's probably even/odd post number and the number of letters in the title. G&T has 'and' which has 3 letters, but an even post number. All the ones in "pure" have even post numbers, and an even number of letters in all the titles words, and the ones in "evil" all have both odd numbered post numbers and at least one word with an odd number of letters.

>>30023690
Then don't fucking vote in it.

>>30023884
Where's the fun in that?

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Should have a new thread out before the end of the weekend unless things get stupid. But on another note, is Semantic Error too depressing?

Welp, Circ-ass-ass has been taken by engineerfags.

>>30024011
The setting does seem a little hopeless.

>>30024011
It's pretty damn dark, but hey, what do you expect from dystopia technopunk?

>>30024011
Nah.

>>30024011
It's more depressing than your other quests and that's saying something given what else you have run.

>>30024047
Might be because it lies just a little too close to modern life for comfort.

>>30024015
You don't need to post excruciatingly detailed technical instructions and I am not an electrician anyway, just a solution that seems workable.

>>30024015
>doxel ruining things again

>>30024011
It's brutal if you happen to have been a junkie.

>>30024215
Or have family who still are.

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>>30022756

>>30024315
She made it!

>>30024315

Now all she needs is a cute little bat to cuddle with.

>>30024011
I think the tone works well for it's subject matter and themes. Really it's as bleak as the players let it be. Just as it can be as hopefull as the players can try to make it be.

>>30022583

Why is Aight banned?

>>30024534
He was posting anthro in another thread.

>>30024534
Rangeban.

>>30024534

His quest was too good. The world wasn't meant to see it end.

>>30024540
>>30024547
>>30024560

Is one of these the truth?

>>30024592
One of them is yes.

>>30024592
The rangeban one.

>>30024600

He's not Australian or some shit, is he?

>>30024604
He's from California. Mora got rangebanned too, but he got a 4chan pass to be able to post.

>>30023995
Not fucking things up for other people.

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QUICK! A BOLTZMANN BRAIN HAS APPEARED! WHAT DOES IT SAY BEFORE DISSAPEARING?!

>>30025142

I don't know wtf that is bro

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>>30025142
It repeatedly states a beautifully simple yet previously unknown mathematical formula for any listening sentients to hear and record. Mathematicians and quantum physicists will work tirelessly for decades, trying to decipher the meaning of this formula. It will take so long, all of us who have directly observed it this night will begin to die of old age. When only one of us remains and lays upon his deathbed, then and only then will it be broadcast to the world that the formula handed down by the gods has been solved. And as the light fades from that last Anon's eyes, he will realize that the message was intended for him and him alone all along...

>>30025142
It's shit.

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>>30025142
It says that under the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics (which you would be using anyway if you were worried about Boltzmann brains) any random ass chunk of inactive de Sitter space isn't going to have jack shit in the way of quantum fluctuations because given quantum field theory in curved spacetime a patch of de Sitter space could only form a finite (and frankly pitifully small) number of Boltzmann brains, meaning that Boltzmann brains are not more probable than evolved brains and the Boltzmann paradox is defeated.

It then evaporates in a puff of logic, having disproved itself.

>>30025252
These are words.

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>>30025244

>>30025269
Are you sure?

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>>30025269
Let me try again.

Randomization that randomly creates a systemic framework in which to operate is more likely to make brains that randomization in thermodynamic soup.

>>30025282
Fite m8 irl, m8. You're probably one of them loop quantum gravity fuckers.

>>30025282
Not quite.

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>>30025288
Can we just talk about horses? Here's a good one.

>>30025369
Why does she look so sad?

>>30025399
Because she's sad.

>>30025399
Because there isn't enough ponies for her to play with.

>>30025399
Because her mom was a jerk face who abused her.

>>30025421
Sounds a lot like Etherbreeze... I wonder if they'd get along as fillies.

>>30022756
Can I get a bat, dragonish, moff, seapony, deer, changeling, and zebra Choosie?

Ever get the feeling that life just doesn't want you to CYOA?

Sorry guys, but i'm still sick and it's been upgraded to pneumonia. Running isn't exactly hard labour, but getting healthy enough to go to work and not be sent home again takes priority.

I'm on meds now so hopefully this should be cleared up for next weekend.

>>30026347
Oh damn. Take it easy then.

>>30026347
Jesus, hope you get better then. Sucks, but your health takes priority man.

>>30026347
Ack that sucks. Hope you get better man.

Chooser a fat loser

>>30026604
She's basically a fat turd with hooves.

>>30026347
>life not wanting you to run a CYOA
Yes. All the time.

>>30023742
So we can fix all the edge quests with romance then.

>>30026604
>>30026639
>t. d4 mares

>>30026728
Can you?

>>30026728
What are the currently running edge quests anyway?

>>30026769
darkest hour obviously

>>30026776
One shudders to think what vile acts they are performing right now.

>>30026780
Selling frozen treats.
I am not sure why we are doing that (well I have a good idea in the meta sense) but I must admit I find it amusing you picked that moment to make that statement.

>>30026769
broken hearts

>>30026790
Didn't the players of that get real fucking paranoid about people trying to make it lewd? Sounds to me like any attempts at romance in Broken Hearts would get shot down out of fear.

>>30026798
What I don't understand about that whole debacle was the players getting mad when anon asked if they would be kept away from lewds as an adult as well.

>>30026728
Only if the love interest commits suicide before the very end.

>>30026798
She's eight.

>>30026921
No I mean when I read the thread to see what all the drama was about and they were talking about how lewd would be avoided (which seems a little unnecessary when nobody wanted lewd) somebody asked if lewd would still be avoided if the quest made it to the mcs adulthood and people still got mad.

>>30026934
Wait disregard my faggotry. I thought you were quoting
>>30026802

I should have noticed the lack of a (you)

>>30026938
Then why did you not delete the post?

>>30026921
OK yeah that could get in the way of romance

>>30027017
Because I am not a fucking faggot who tries to hide my mistakes. I fucked up and I have to accept that.

>>30026604
>>30026639
t. 0.5 kdr

>>30027287
That like metric or something?

>>30027496
No, it's a /v/ insult. I think. Pretty sure it stands for kill/death ratio.

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Which horse is too cool to be your waifu.

>>30026934
He might not have wanted to make it a lewd quest, but he did want to ask Ava about ColtQuest and try to figure out what her fetishes were, and that was lewder than most of the thread wanted. After he clarified his position the disagreement was able to progress. Neither party was really at fault and the QM resolved it by setting the boundaries, so all is well now. Asking if lewd could happen in adulthood was a reasonable question, but by that point everyone was already sick of talking about it so it went down poorly.

>>30027287
Joke's on you, I played Undertale on the pacifist route, so I have a negative KDR! :-P

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>>30027739
>It's a "Let's revive the argument" episode

>>30027770
Let's have a new argument. I actually think Choosie is one of the best things to ever happen to this thread, and I love her.

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>>30027828
She big.

>>30027739
>Asking if lewd could happen in adulthood was a reasonable question, but by that point everyone was already sick of talking about it so it went down poorly.
This. /cyoa/ has always been fucking terrible at looking at ideas separate from the ideas around them. overreacting to the adulthood question should have surprised literaly nobody.

>>30027828
Let's argue whether or not the new argument should be about Choosie in the first place!

>>30027864
I actually think that is part of why the whole argument erupted in the first place. This was not long after anon got confused by the naming and thought uncles quest was going to be foalcon. That likely put people on edge.

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>>30027853
No, she smol.

>>30027899
why are there dice and hooves on that turd?

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>>30027899
I don't believe you.

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>>30027930
It's true. See.

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>>30028021
Wow!

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>>30028042

zodiac update

>>30028134

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>>30028134
HE'S BACK

>>30028330
Oh god the feels.

>>30028342
Oh it's an existing cyoa. ok

>>30028350
What's this about nips. the artstyle reminds me of him a little.

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Oh look new Captain's CYOA.

To some peoples surprise actually. Now with a new piece of art!
>>30028298

>>30028376
Oh neat. Did that come from the trap ticker thread? Somebody in the gigantic pony thread was working on art for big mare hero, having started reading it after I asked them what they thought of the cyoa.

>>30028330
Reading the archive for this makes me a little mad.
>given a premade character with one fucking character trait
>instantly try to discard that trait.

Also what is all that stuff about time and taking to long?

>>30028395
Nope, sadly, it was drawn by a friend. I've gotten a total of two pieces of player art from folks I don't know- the sprite-art Fair and IWTCIFW

>>30028505
Well maybe if he gave some justification for it in the first place instead of waiting nearly two years we wouldn't have tried getting all buddy buddy with the unicorns.

>>30028522
Well Trap tickler seems to like his design. I don't think they have many artfags though. Also holy shit have you guys ever read the trap ticker pastebin it is autism incarnate.

>>30028538
racism is inherently irrational.

>>30028590
A reason doesn't have to be rational.

>>30028505
I don't understand. why is everbody insisting updates have to be withing the hour?

>>30028590
Kike detected.

>>30028543
I have no opinion either way on them, they seem like alright folks, so they're welcome if they want to join.

And I'm glad they like the design.

>>30028696
I was about to agree with >>30028590 but then you said that and I kind of am so now it feels awkward.

>>30026785
Ok that was a lie. At the time we were about to sell frozen treats. now we are just finishing selling frozen treats.

>>30028800
>idiots bringing up past events he was related to,
Complaining about those people just comes across to me as an attempt to manipulate the narrative. If nobdody is allowed to correct falsehoods things will spiral out of control.

>>30028818
holy shit just stop

>>30028818
Please keep that shit in whatever thread you found it in. Nobody here wants to hear about this.

>>30028818
Shut up.

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>>30026216
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/xi8swak6veg4f2e/AABnYScv6OS-s35UzGODIUgCa?dl=0
Dropbox changed their layout for some reason, and it took me five minutes to notice the big "share folder" button on the side of the screen.
These are kinda half assed, so don't be afraid to point out any issues. I'll leave them in a temp folder for now, instead of spending ten minutes of my clearly extremely valuable time uploading them all into the thread, like with the zodiac pones.
I don't know what a "dragonish" pony looks like.

>>30028836
I specifically brought it here to avoid shitting up a cyoa.

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>>30028818

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>>30028818

>>30028843
It shouldn't be shitting up the general either. Nobody wants to talk about him or anything he did ever again.

>>30028833
>>30028836
>>30028839
>>30028847
>>30028850
And once again the complainers prove to be the biggest cancer of all.

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>>30028840
Also, the normal Choosie had a slightly transparent tail for some reason, so I fixed that, and added that barely noticeable shading I randomly started doing on the hair 100some paperpones in.

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>>30028885
Your compaining about shit no one cares about is supremely annoying, yes.

>>30028885
It's bait folks, don't bite

>>30028885
>guy brings up cancer
>five people tell him to shut up because nobody wants to talk about it
>it must be those five people who are the problem!
Haha no. You are in the extreme minority here. Everyone else wants this topic dead.

>>30028898
>barely noticeable shading
nah it was pretty noticeable

>>30028885
You are worse than iFag ever was. He realized we didn't want to talk about him and stopped mentioning himself. Why do you still think we want to hear about this?

>>30027726
Federstaub.

>>30028840
Those are some nice Choosers

>>30028919
Mentioning myself is not a thing I ever did. I simply barely post in this shithole anymore.
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>>30028761

lmao

>>30028942
Hey, you there. I want to sincerely say I am sorry. You may have pissed me off with your opinions and some of the things you said to Cain, but nobody deserves to have a retarded autist bring them up over and over again like this. I wish he would just shut up about you so we could move on.

You may be a fag but at least you aren't the guy currently killing us.

>>30028538
are you >>24376746
Because I have to say learn to fucking roleplay.

Which cyoa poner is going to win the Kentucky Derby?

>>30029023
Angle

>>30029045
Angle pone is a cute.

>>30029023
From what little I played of Nebula I think Rust Bucket moves pretty fast. There is probably somepony faster though

Running.
>>30029051

>>30028543
Trap tickler is a dead thread kept alive by the autism of one guy.

>>30029184
Maybe I should spend some time in there. At the very least they cannot be as bad as the royal guard thread.

>>30029197
Look through the threads. 95% of each thread is Mitch reposting the same images. They're not even nice images.

>>30029206
speaking of trap images I am still mad derpi featured that one picture. It was a nice image but it was blatantly suggestive not safe. I liked the other crossdressing featured image though.

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>>30028840
Dragon-ish! Thanks for the Choosie's paperanon.

>>30029230

What picture? What?

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Big Mare Hero continues, as a new creature makes way from the syrupy depths:
>>30029423

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>>30029234
How's this?

>>30029450

That's even better than expected. Thanks Paperpone Anon.

I heard a rumour that your favourite QM is shit, is this true?

>>30029501
Maybe.

>>30029501

Yeah, it is.

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Do No Harm died.

New thread when?

Someone get me a defibrillator!

>>30028376
That guard seems to be enjoying the view.

>>30028330

Has his art gotten worse, or am I remembering it as better than it was? He looks less like a Nips clone and more like a Nips wannabe.

>>30029829

He changed his art style entirely so he could stop being Nips Jr. and be his own artist.

I gave Bath brand falling asleep in front of the computer a try and would not recommend it.

>>30030289
He does do that a lot. Why do you not recommend it?

>>30030487
Because I missed three (3) cyoa sessions.

And also I was going to sleep all day today to catch up on lost sleep but now that I have slept this small amount it is going to be tough to fall asleep. Also I fell asleep in the middle of bumping Zodiac so it died.

>>30030289
I don't reccomend it either.
In fact I would avoid most life choices that I make.

>>30030566
>most
What are the good ones?

>>30030566
Well I do not drink alcohol so I avoided your alcoholism.

>Guys, iFag is fine, he never has retarded suggestions and only contributes to CYOAs!
>iFag: GO COMMIT SUICIDE FOR NO REASON

>>30030649

Fuck off.

>>30030583
The best bad decisions I've made or the good choices I've made?
>>30030589
Awesome, you're ahead of the curve and will probably not end up wandering off in the middle of a party and bringing back a deflated rubber ball that you claim is a dragon ball before puking on your friend's work buddy.

>>30030684
The Good choices.

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>>30030684
>Awesome, you're ahead of the curve and will probably not end up wandering off in the middle of a party and bringing back a deflated rubber ball that you claim is a dragon ball before puking on your friend's work buddy.

>>30030684
Why not both?

>>30030649
I don't actually think that is iFag. You seem to be getting excessively mad though, it is not like anon is pushing the idea. I in fact am enjoying the discussion happening right now and while I disagree with anon I see where he is coming from.

>>30030684
What's a dragon ball?

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>>30030734

>Someone on 4chan who doesn't know what Dragon Ball is

This does not compute.

>>30030747
Does it have anything to do with the show dragon ball? I never watched it. I probably should one of these days.

>>30030724
I'm sure you do iFag. The suggestion is overtly retarded even if you're not iFag, it has no basis in the character, quest, or reality.

>>30030764

Yes.
The original series is pretty good. Would recommend.

Z is okay at parts but the power creep was immeasurable. And it's easy to see why people don't like it.
GT and Super are both garbage.

>>30030786

What are you talking about? Wanting the MC to go kill themselves is totally great roleplaying!

>>30030800
Worked for Crystal warlock.

>>30030810
Twice!

>>30030791
Could any cyoa character defeat Perfect Cell?

>>30030800
Haven't you watched how many godzilla movies have the hero run out to be squashed by godzilla! It's perfectly reasonable, any rational being that wants to live would kill themselves to no benefit of themselves or others!

>>30030791
One might even say it was Super garbage.

>>30030791
>>30031012
SUPER

>>30031030
GARBAGE

>>30031036
OPINIONS

>>30031044
HELD

>>30031052
BY

>>30031065
JEFF

>>30031069
GOLDBLUM

>>30031073
IN

>>30031075
SOME

>>30031082
OBSCURE

>>30031109
FILM

>>30031118
CALLED

>>30031119
ABOUT

>>30031121
GEORGE

>>30031121
SASQUATCH

>>30031127
STARRING

>>30031130
ME

>>30031132
AS

>>30031139
YOU

>>30031143
DIRECTED

>>30031148
BY

>>30031148
BY

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>>30028923
>too cool to be your waifu
>the mare who's such a science nerd she fell for the lazy NEET shut in because he's the only one who'd give her the dick

>>30031151
BYSON

>>30031155
MCGRAW

>>30031158
NOMINATED

>>30031163
FOR

>>30031169
BEST

>>30031171
PANCAKES

Super garbage opinions held by Jeff Goldblum in some obscure film called "About George Sasquatch", starring me as you, directed by By Byson McGraw.
Nominated for best pancakes

>>30031174
.

>>30031282
Where does this cancerous attitude that discussion about what to do is a bad thing come from?

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>>30031304
Read the thread
Do you see something wrong? I see something wrong, and it's the fact that YOU'RE NOT IGNORING NOR REPORTING THE TROLL

>>30031304
The fact that there had to be a discussion around "Don't commit suicide" is cancerous.

>>30031304
Kill yourself, shit disturber.

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>>30031192
I'd watch it

>>30031329
There did not have to be a discussion but I enjoyed reading it. It is nice to see people explain their reasoning.

>>30030649
wasn't me senpai. I think going right out to attack would have been retarded. Although I do agree with the guy that if we are forced into a fight we should tell the others to stand back so we can hog all the glory, it would likely lead to our death but it would be the climax anyway and a mare undone by her desperation to be recognized seems like a nice ending

>>30029055
I asked the qm last session but forgot to post it here
50-60 MPH
So yeah I don't think many none pegasi can match that speed

>>30031479
I hate to say it but I agree with you. If we get forced into combat we should increase the risk in an attempt to hog all the glory. I did not notice the anon said that at first.

>>30023712
What ever happened to Cheerilee's false restraining order claim against Holiday?

>>30031712
Why don't you read the quest and find out.

>>30031624
He is half taur right? I feel that disqualifies him.

>>30031719
You mean read the completed quest where it's not addressed hence my asking? Oh, why didn't I think to simply read where it doesn't exist.

>>30031479
>>30031640

Okay. In a misguided effort to try and understand what is going through your mind, just what exactly do you imagine this "combat" to be. Humor me and tell me what it is you are picturing here.

>>30031771
Okay sorry, I was wrong. No need to get salty.

>>30031771
Nothing happened, because Holiday was too busy running around in the Everfree to press charges.

>>30031826
I highly doubt the statue of limitations is a few days. I'm asking if anything happened post-quest.

>>30031814
Not either of them but I suppose they are imagining some sort of monster hunter dealio, or maybe getting inside and fucking it up. there are all sorts of ways you can do fighting things larger then you.

>>30031838

I dunno man. We'll have to ask Inept.

HEY
HEY INEPT
HEY HEY
NOTICE ME SEMPAI

>>30031848
no fuck you
INEPT NOTICE ME INSTEAD
HEY INEPT INEPT HEY
HEY

>>30031479
You used a comma. Great job, ANON. I respect your opinion even if I disagree with it, ANON.

>>30031878
I am actually doubtful it is iFag for that exact reason.

>>30031853
Hey Inept you've been cool the last few times we've talked I'm thowing a barbaque the Saturday before the 30th, you should totally swing by and grab a beer and some ribs if you're free.

>iFag: hey, why don't we hold up half of a full sized sub?
>Because that's retarded
>iFag: HEY WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO THAT POOR GENIUS WHO ISN'T ME AND HIS GENIUS IDEA! IT NEVER HURTS TO WASTE TIME WITH STUPID COMMANDS THAT'LL OBVIOUSLY NEVER WORK!

>>30031909
For fucks sake anon, anon never even made a command. He just asked a fucking question. sometimes long shots happen.

>>30031928
Yes, because "Maybe we can..." without a question mark directed at QM posts isn't a common command format in CYOA. And ponies doing herculean acts with no prior indication that they can is just a 'long shot' not a 'no chance in hell'. You've convinced me.

I understand Cain's frustrations now.

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>>30031952
>ponies doing herculean acts with no prior indication that they can

>Maybe we can..." without a question mark directed at QM posts
The maybe we can post was directed at the anon who asked him why he asked how strong we were.

Cain's frustrations are that he thought every remotely poor idea was one person.

>>30031987
>that image
I have not seen somebody told that hard in a long time.
>inb4 goalpost moving

>>30031987
>quoting without refuting
Good work anon. I'm glad you agree that it was a retarded idea with no chance in hell. Cain's frustrations were that he was plagued by one source of particularly poor ideas. If this is the new state of CYOA players then CYOA needs to die soon.

>>30032030
Are you literately blind? the refutation was the image I posted.

>>30032043
The established abnormally strong character doing a strong thing that's within her established strength? And not nearly on a similar magnitude to what was being suggested? How is that in any way a refutation?

Fuck it, I'm turning back on my filter. I just wanted a couple searchable examples for in the future when people whine "b-but ifag is nevr retarded!!!!!"

>>30032064
Well guess what faggot. neither of the ideas in question were mine.

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Hey everyone! Who here are fans of Bath's cyoas? Such as Landfall, Semantic Error, 11-54, and others.

Well several folks have banded together and created a Bath cyoa discord chat group where people can hangout, talk about cyoas, share art, and more!

feel free and check it out!

https://discord.gg/wj625eK

>>30032073
Ahahaha.
No.

>>30031896
That's the beauty of it. You think it is anon. That means it IS anon. There is no way to tell if it was him or not.

>>30032073
Who runs it?

>>30032073
>

>>30032079
>Who runs it?

A fan of Bath's cyoa's. Bath himself is a co-admin of it.

>>30032073
There's already a Discord for CYOAs.

>>30032073
Fuck off, please. As someone who likes Bath's CYOAs, we don't need Discords for individual CYOAs and QMs.

>>30032064
>turning it off ever
>turning it off so you can get material to shit up the thread further by potentially using it in future iShit arguments
Neck yourself.

>>30032073
You know I have always said a discord for a single cyoa is stupid much as a con for a single franchise is but much as I would gladly go to a hasbrocon a discord for a group of cyoa could be interesting.
I am only playing landfall right now though. Will probably get around to trying semantic error at some point.

>>30032096
Yeah, but what's the guy's name? Anyone I would know from the main CYOA server?

>>30032136
does enigmus ring any bells?

>>30032030
>Cain's frustrations were that he was plagued by one source of particularly poor ideas
[citation needed]
iFag was dumb but not every dumb idea was his, it also did not help that Cain's idea of a dumb idea is way to broad. Honestly makes me surprised he used the stuff from that strawpoll nobody would have expected him to use.

On a related note the icecream selling scene was top cute and I wish he had not given up on art. It would have been fantastic to see a picture of that.

>>30032136
Just go to the server. You can leave after if you want.

>>30032105
weren't we going to put together a list of proof that Cammy is an asshole.

>>30032147
Ice cream is now. We'll beat the enemy with our slowing growing ice cream franchise.

>>30032161
I bet that bitch Celestia would outlaw icecream if she wins. Just so that she can take sadistic pleasure in ponies sweltering under her hot sun.

>>30032157
>we
No. I don't like Cammy, but I also don't care if he understands why.

>>30032217
N-now. We must let that happen.

I'm also wonder if we could take our ice cream on the road.

>>30032267
I was serious when I suggested we should take some ingredients with us to make icecream for the solars at the prison.
Then when we are ready to leave we make them more but swap an ingredient out for a slow acting poison.

Speaking of the road I cannot remember if I already suggested this but when we put on our Solar armor we should say we feel like breaking our sisters heart.

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>>30032073
>where people can hangout, talk about cyoas, share art, and more!

>>30032157
He tells a few people that he hates them kinda frequently. That more just makes him blunt though.

>>30026785
>Selling frozen treats.
Not an edge que-
Wait fuck.

I really enjoy my not an edge quest memeing and you had to go fuck it up by posting something cute from the quest instead of the usual edge.

>>30032340
Sorry but I already saw a chiropractor this morning. so you'll have to wait a few days.

Be anon horse.
No not the nucking foal you cuck
You're adult anon, and you're here to deal drugs.
Anons are typically ponies who dye there fur and wear suits to hide their identities you dumb dumb.

It's the typical shizz bizz. You deal, ponies buy your quality goods, and you and your associates are a few bits richer.
But things are a little different this time around....
A rival gang decided it was a good idea to set up shop in the same city as yours, and that's a big no no.

Your boss wants you and several other dealers to gather enough scratch to pay for weapons your gang plans to use on the upstarts.

Fifty thousand shiny ones to be exact. And you need to get that within two months.
No really. You need them. You REALLY need the bits. No joke your boss threatened to skin and make a coat out of anyone who can't make the cash.

So now your sitting in your dingy apartment with notes scattered everywhere. On the walls. The floor. Fuck even on the ceiling.
Most of it is gibberish to someone who wasn't you.
The ones that were legible had big red circles scrawled on then.

>FIND FARMER / PRODUCER
>TAKE A LOAN?
>LEAVE TOWN AND FLEE GANG?
>KILL BOSS (words are scratched out)
>KILL YOURSELF
>CRY

And your just sitting there with an empty glass thinking, 'what am I going to do?'
pick your race, name gender, etc

>>30032410
Female pone. Pegasus. And you make the name. I will judge your entire creative ability and worth as a QM by how ponyish the name is.

>>30032410
We should assasinate the rival gang one by one instead

Male unicorn with a laser cutie mark to represent our skill with magical lasers. Sharp shot for the name

I trust you guys more then /mlpg/ Did it turn out treehouse censored fluttershy leans in or not?

>>30032410
Male unicorn named Dark Harvest. Our specialty is treating addicts with opioid induced consipation. Oh, and harvesting the organs of the ones who don't make it.

>>30032462
Yes.

>>30032477
I feel incredibly validated in not watching it on treehouse then. What got cut?

>>30032496
Everything.

>>30032470
>opioid induced consipation
You wot m8? I got painkiller like substance that makes you constipated. I got that right?

>>30032470
What were you expecting it to censor exactly?

Hey everyone! Who here are fans of Mora's cyoas? Such as Broken Hearts, An Historical Perspective, and others.

Well several folks have banded together and created a Mora cyoa discord chat group where people can hangout, talk about cyoas, share art, and more!

feel free and check it out!

https://discord.gg/36JZV

>>30032590
Make one for cammy so we can talk about how much of a cunt he is.

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>>30032606
Hey everyone! Who here thinks Cammy's CYOAs are overcomplicated and banal? Such as Christmas Quest, Miracle, Hail, and others.

Well several folks have banded together and created a Cammy cyoa discord chat group where people can bitch, whine, about cyoas, share hateart, and more!

feel free and check it out!

https://discord.gg/tuFfF

>>30032444
Pegasus: I
Unicorn: II
Male: II
Female: I


Your name is Sharp Harvest and you're a unicorn anon. Your cutiemark is a laser shoot at a flank due to you finesse and skills with lasers. It's quite useful for for when you want to make some bits by sell organs. (Character creation is a done i guess)

You sit there with your hooves held in you head, when suddenly you had a brilliant idea!
What if....you killed the rival gang?
Not all at once, fuck that noise. But what if you do it one at a time? You might be able to pull it off. Your a pretty good shot, but there's some problems.

You're colored as an anon, so they'll think your suspicious as neck.
How will you go about killing them?
What about the bits your boss wants?
Will anyone get mad at you for attacking the rival gang before your gang is ready?

Your brilliant idea is drowned away in a sea of doubt. Maybe if you do a bit more planning you COULD. Maybe. Possible pull it off.

There's a knockin on your door...

>>30032622
Is Cammy a co-admin? It's not official otherwise.

>>30032633
Let's answer it. Make sure to look out the peephole before unlocking it.