MLP General: Ponies Make War

Can we please have a thread without shitposting?

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Countdown: http://mlpg.co/countdown/

Episode spoilers: 704: Rock Solid Friendship - When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.

705: Fluttershy Leans In - A bunch of feminist bullshit probably, but it might be fun.

706: Forever Filly - When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.

707: Parental Glideance - When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.

708: Hard to Say Anything - When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.

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>colt

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>>29963194
>filly

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>country filly

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>>29963185
I wouldn't bet money on it

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>>29963194
>>29963197
>colt and filly

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>>29963209
I'd rather have dignified, country mares, thank you very much

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Find three cuter colts. You can't.

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>>29963340

I would switch out the middle one for this guy myself

>>29963340
I want to watch them practice kissing with each other.

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>>29963358
Anon, if all the colts are gay and all the fillies are lesbians, Equestria is going to have a *really* rough future.

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>>29963367

>>29963367
I'm sure they have a spell for artificial insemination

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>>29963354
The only real difference is the colours. I like Button's more.

>>29963340
However i'd replace Button with Colt Train

>>29963380
If we're talking about his original colours, I prefer Button over Strike. But I don't like Button's newer colours, so I'd consider a swap for Strike.

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>>29963380

Bowling colt has far better colors in my opinion, as well as a cutie mark and no weird fandom attachments

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>>29963388
I like the newer colours the most, desu

>>29963185
With the pones?
No way!

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>>29963367
>Implying
Anon, please, everyone in Equestria knows about the "Celestial rule":
>"You're allowed to love (and be loved by) anything you want to, be them mares, stallions, birds, dragons, rocks, teacups, tulpas, etc, just DON'T EVER FORGET your duty and have consensual sex and snuggles with a pony of the opposite sex at least twice a week. Also, in case of extreme lonelyness, the royal rump and its sister are at your service"

>>29963371
>>29963371
Where does the magical gay baby spawn develop?

>>29963401
hell

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>>29963393
I am ignoring all fandom attachments.

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>>29963400
>in case of extreme lonelyness, the royal rump and its sister are at your service
Yup, I'm gonna be lonely every week.

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>>29963409

That seems unlikely judging by the controller in his hoof there

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>new thread immediately fills up with coltposts and fillyposts

>>29963400
>forced consensual sex with the opposite gender
Well if she's going to *make* me do it, then I don't want to.

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>>29963420

Some of them are legit horse discussion though

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>>29963420
>not liking colts and fillies
GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

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>>29963421
are you sure?
here's your partner

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>>29963416
The extra cap material is nice, so i'm not ignoring it as a source of caps, but beyond that i think you know what i mean.

>>29963420

Just wait until the pedophile appear to have the whole "MLPG is shit now" set

>>29963421
You're not a pony, anon. Nobody in equestria wants you to reproduce.

>>29963424
>"Excuse me, Anon, where did you want me to put down Pinkie's ass?"

Why are fillies so lewd?

https://derpibooru.org/1414342

>>29963436
Oh yeah. Fair point.

>>29963432
Fluttershy, I don't want to fuck that squirrel; please stop trying to set me up on fuck dates with your animals.

>>29963367
They're not gay, it's just tradition that foals practice with their friends until they're old enough to get into a serious relationship.

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>>29963425
How can you like colts and fillies if you don't even have plushies of them?

>>29963435
But colt and filly posters are pedophiles

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>>29963444
But hey, don't be sad! Have a cute stallion to snuggle.

>>29963454
I blame animushit, if you ask me.
We should have bombed Japan harder.

>>29963461
Japan was the hero we needed. Too bad they're dead now.

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>>29963455
>bangs
I'm not entirely sure that's a stallion, but it's cute so I'll cuddle it.

Really, I have nothing against cuddling or fucking either sex, but being told to do something that's pleasurable just makes it less appealing to me.

>>29963464
>OC
>No Hooves
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>29963464
Where are the ponies?

>>29963420
But fillies are love.

>>29963482
I have taken the ponies
pray I do not take them any further

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>>29963482
>not wanting to fill up loli Gloomy

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>>29963420
sssshh
It's fine.

>>29963493
Fuck off, retard

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>>29963485
Colts are love-er

Foals are shit
Only full grown ponies are allowed from now on

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>>29963500
Colts are for nonsexual loving. Hugs, kisses, cuddles, and dressing them up in cute outfits. Fillies are for sexual and nonsexual.

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>>29963493
In what way was that intended to resemble Gloomy?
Regardless, non-horse pedoshit should leave.

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>>29963510
Fuck off then, Anon.

If I identify as a pony(unicorn) can I go to Equestria?

>>29963517
Maybe you would know if you weren't so new, friendo

>>29963500
Fillies are cute girls that deserve way more love and care. Colts are boys, they can take care of themselves.

>>29963517
>In what way was that intended to resemble Gloomy?
Do you honestly expect an artist who can draw nothing but his dumb fetishes to care about character design?

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>>29963516
Nonsense.

Colts are for everything except dressing up.
Love. Hugs. Kisses. Cuddles. Sex. Everything.

Fillies are the ones only for nonsexual love. Hugs, kisses, and cuddles.

But Fillies can be used for sexual with colts.

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>>29963535
Anon, that's sexist.

>>29963542
Please don't have sex with the colts.

>>29963530
yes, but you're going to need to get a transformation pony to get your body to match with your self-identification

>>29963535
If you don't love your colt, he'll grow up to be like you. You don't want him to be like you, do you?

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>>29963535
>Colts are boys, they can take care of themselves.
God forbid a stallion grows up thinking they might be of equal societal value as a mare.

>>29963517
I'm not advocating for either side of this argument but that's a pretty dumb statement to make about a clear humanization. She has the same colors which is what most humanizations do. You can argue that you think it doesn't look like her or whatever, I guess.

I'm going to laugh the day that our hotpocket eating mods get off their asses and ban these pedos

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>>29963554
That is not your decision.
I'm going to sex the colts a lot.

>>29963568
>imblying we're pedos
Paedophilia FAQ copypasta goes here.

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>>29963510
does that extend to overgrown humans

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>>29963580
But of course

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>>29963568
But foal love is the best kind of love.

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>>29963567
>clear humanization
Are you mentally retarded?
The only thing even remotely similar to gloomy is the colour of her hair. Which isn't even correct because Gloomy has two shades.

Humanizations are all around garbage. But regardless, if the only thing resembling the pony is the colour of the hair you've not humanized the pony at all. You've just drawn a generic human.

>>29963453
I don't make enough to justify getting one while I have more pressing financial matters to take care of.

>>29963585
Is Rei still drawing horses?

>>29963616
That's a more recent one, so yes as far as I know
Just not regularly

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>>29963616
He drew this a few days ago

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>>29963453
that pony is too little

>>29963600
It's clearly a humanization. You can be nitpicky about the hair color but it's also obviously not a full color drawing it's just a sketch.

>Humanizations are all around garbage
We're not even arguing about that my friend, but I should have expected that you just wanted to tangent into how you just hate humanizations.

>But regardless, if the only thing resembling the pony is the colour of the hair you've not humanized the pony at all
That's literally almost every humanziation. What else can you do? draw a horn on their forehead or wings on their backs?
She doesn't have any characteristic accessories or clothing, so there's not much to work with.

>>29963641
Sleep tight, looner mooner

>>29963639
>It's clearly a humanization.
No?
I know marker and gloomy just as well as the next person in here and i couldn't recognize that as Gloomy at all.
So no. It is not "clearly" one at all.

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>>29963641
I should get the fuck out of here too and go to bed, but I'm stuck here until I crash.
I can always rely on this place to be comfy. Probably because of the six years I've spent here. I love you guys, full homo

does art make you angry mlpg?

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>>29963663
Yes

>>29963464
I would wreck that.

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Which filly would you filly filly?

>>29963663
Only if it's fetish art that mixes something I like with something I despise.

Rate S7 so far.

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>>29963464
Source?

>>29963685
>>29962715

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>>29963663
Nah, I even have a monthly thread for it.

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>>29963684
it's a little early to say but I've enjoyed every episode so far and haven't been bored or disappointed with anything yet

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>>29963690
are you the elaowf guy?

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>>29963706
...no

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I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG

>>29963706
thats a lovely picture

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>>29963690
I can't believe how long I was completely ignorant of the Berry Punch and Minuette shipping.
>booze & mouthwash

>>29963724
It is s1 shippingkino.

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>tfw you'll never be a railroad engineer in Equestria

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>>29963712
hmmm

alright

>>29963723
Equestria is a lovely place

>>29963750
How we can be sure it's lovely if it doesn't exist?

>>29963748
Those are hobos, anon. Gay hobos.

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>>29963750
Also, I sincerely dunno what could have given you this weird impression.

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>>29963748
This was the straw that broke the camel's back forme me and made me re-evaluate my feelings about gay shit. I hope Braeburned is fucking happy for permanently awakening another part of my sexuality.

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>>29963760
friendly gay hobos
don't you want to make some friends

>>29963772
I mean
is there another monthly art thread I should be aware of

>>29963755
What do you mean.
Everyone here is posting from Equestria

>>29963783
>yfw you are stuck on earth and everyone else is in Equestria living the dream

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>>29963789
Nah, you're not the only one distant posting.
I like being miserable.

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>>29963781
Not that I know.
But, seriously speaking, yes, yes it's me. And oh boy this pic is OOOOOLD

>>29963789
To be fair the first few hours were horrible since someone yelled "Claim your waifu"
It's the real reason this place is deader and so many artists are gone

>>29963760
Well, they're cute gay hobos at least

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>>29963798
well your threads are very nice and I like them a lot

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>>29963798
>2011
CAUSE EVERYBODY'S GOTTA DIE SOMETIME

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>>29963799
How much bleach does it take to get to Equestria? I don't want to overshoot it. Or pussy out halfway and end up in a only semi-magical Equestria with a bunch of shit missing.

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>>29963778
Wow a real live gay person in mlpg, what's it like?

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>>29963778
I feel you

>>29963826
Like friday.

>>29963833
This concerns and confuses me sexually.

The Filly Space Empire declares all out war!

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>>29963819
Why, thank you

>>29963822
Good art lives forever, tho

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>>29963826
I-It's not gay if I'd still a mare!

>>29963833
Oh god. That one. Braeburned makes stallions just too fucking cute. I actually feel kind of mad right now but also wanting to look it up again. Damn it.

YAINT

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>>29963862
Just do it

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>>29963872

>>29963900
Wheel was an awesome artist. What ever happened to him?

>>29963877
>Twilight is an alicorn
Oh god, somehow I didn't realize Shining was married in this. That makes this kind of extra weird.

I'm still going to do it though.

>>29963902
Maybe he got a real job

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>>29963902
He probably got a puncture

>>29963902
He's probably rotting in some FBI blacksite

>>29963906
>older Spike

Um...

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>>29963906
It's kind of literally a plot point, I'm not sure how you missed it

>>29963924
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER god, we wish

The ponies have been diagnosed with mesothelioma.

>>29963915
I know. I'm just retarded. Don't fucking ask. Maybe this was an AU where Spike aged more normally and turned into a teenager. Your brain makes huge leaps when it wants to get off.

>>29963927
Because I was skimming the dialogue!

>>29963924
It's time to retire the old marker. It received much love over these years, but as the series evolves, so must we.

Is it gay to love fillies as a filly?

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>that day, for the first time in his life, Anon had second thoughts about this filly obsession of his.

>>29963939
everything you do as a filly as gay

the phrase "gay filly" is totally redundant

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>>29963937
Prepare for the next evolution of pony!

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>>29963936
It even comes up again in the second part
Reading is fun and good for your brain, anon, you should try it

>>29963900
thats really cute

>>29963945
That's a truly horrifying scenario

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>>29963464
Gloomy is lewd, no matter the size or specie.

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>>29963950
I want to cuddle party with a bunch of really really big guards

>>29963950
>Expecting me to read all that text when I ready to bust on the concept alone
Fine, you're right, I'll "read it slower" this time.

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>>29963687
Thank you anon. May cute pony smooches come to you.

>>29963994
this little horsey kissin me

>>29963464
What exactly can she barely fit a sharpie in?

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>>29963994
There's compression artifacts in that gif.

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help me mlpg I'm dating a girl I'm getting bored of videogames and I'm scared that I'll get a job soon

how do I go back

>>29964033
a very large fistula

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>>29964033
Don't act coy.

>>29964047
Invite her to play video games with you.

Also it's Thursday.

>>29964059
I know I just wanted to post that pic

>>29964057
I need more of lewd loli Gloomy.
Is there any actual porn of her?

>>29964047
>becoming a normalfag
Anon no pls

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>>29963930

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>>29964081
ANON HOLD ME
I'M SCARED

>>29964033
urethra

>>29964080
msob.soup.io
check the imgur archive but it's mostly oppai loli OC

>oppai loli
worse than vore. I can't even boner to this shit.

>>29964130
oppai loli titty vore

>>29964130
I need the O to make the L unf

>>29964139
You know, I've seen titty vore, I've seen oppai lolis, and I've seen loli vore, but I'm pretty sure I've never seen them all combined before

>>29964130
The Gloomy draws aren't even oppai. Now, we could start posting it...

>>29963464
The text puts it over the creep factor line for me. I will have to edit it out before saving to my fap folder.

>>29964080
fuck off pedo

>>29964130
Yeah, I prefer regular flat chests my senpai.

>>29964080
http://i.imgur.com/S0lOZpX.jpg

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>>29964247

Yes

This is good

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imgur.com/a/Ey0eb
For some reason this wasn't on soup

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>>29964247
even though i think you are a super shit princess there is no way i can resist petting a pretty pony.

>>29964291
Fucking adorable, I like loli Gloomy. She a cute.

There has been a sudden increase in cuddle burglars: they get into your house and steal your cuddles while you sleep.

Filly and Mare are both very scared.
Colt, instead, says he wanna smack their muzzle

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>>29963924

>>29964404
How do I know colt isn't the one sneaking into my bed for cuddles?

>>29964611

Because that is very gay.

Colts are manly as fuck

Wondering if I should record the qualifying Dazzling match for Waifu Wars or stream it for a test. Aria vs Adagio.

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>>29963340
Swap the ugly one in the middle

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>>29964651
s t r e a m

>>29964667
Too bad we won't see Sunset because she didn't get demoted to Babbies with 3rd place.

But Sonata got demoted to Babbies.

>>29964686
I feel compelled to say RIGGED
SUNSHIT HAD ACCESS TO THE NIGHT EXPORTS!

THE COMMISSIONER IS A PLANTED SUNSHITTER!

Anyone have the image of the pinkie pie birthday cake where all the text is mangled?

"Happy mwerthry" or something.

>>29964693
Sunset just got lucky that there weren't any time limits for the first league.

Now there's a 30 minute time limit(game time). With anon reffing though, second league shouldn't be long. The autist counts super fast.

Like all the time. Unlike Spike and his... 'I am the slowest counter of all time' gimmick.

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>>29964695
this one?

(if not, have a look here https://derpibooru.org/search?q=pp%2C+cake%2C+photo )

>>29964291
>>>/out/

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>>29964291

>>29964776
This needs to be made into this.
https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y

>>29964741
IT'S HER

>>29964983
.... Fine, you can have upsies.

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https://derpibooru.org/1423292

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>>29964999

>strong filly being mean
>fillydom with a sweet and kind filly

DELETE THIS

>>29964999
these horse genitals are ugly

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>>29964999
>filly domination (5)
that's 5 too many

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>>29964549

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>>29965023
>not wanting to be dominated by a little filly

>>29965031

The tags with only five pics already show that no one in the fandom actually want that

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>>29965013
>>29965016
>>29965023
>>29965043

>>29965043
>imminent toilet slave

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>>29965043
https://derpibooru.org/tags/foaldom

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>>29965055

>only 186

Still weak as fuck

https://youtu.be/y1V7utCUmS8 is this the best scene in mlp history??

>>29965054
HOLY FUCK THERE'S 24 NOW

>>29965050
I want stronk filly to force me to cuddle her.

>>29965050

This is my sister tonight?

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>>29965078
No, that's your filly for tonight. She's going to pretend to be a filly but as a human. Please brush her mane and feed her treats.

>>29965063
Better than some of my fetishes.

>>29965078

No, she isn't naked.

>Balancing its entire weight on a single point
Stronk filly would be blasted through that ship like a fucking armor piercing bullet.

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>>29964186
Noice.

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>>29964186
wowsers

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>>29963191
How do we fix Fluttershy episodes?

>>29965065
http://z0r.de/3012

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>>29965195
We make her learn to not be shy.

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>>29965063

That horse is not too bad out of his armor

reminds me of orange sherbert

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>>29965065
I WOULD LIKE TO BE A TREE, TREE, TREE, TREE
Don't smile because it happened. Cry because it's over.

Is Roseluck cute?

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>>29965237
>sad babs3
How many sad fillies do you have?

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>>29965241
yes very

What if the Flower Trio have lesbian threesomes all the time?

>>29965257
All the ponies are straight though.

>>29965257
Daisy is too pure for that

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>>29965241

super cute, obviously

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>>29965257

>>29965267
All ponies are whores.

>>29965270

She's ugly. Her colors are ugly.

Tell me about the filly

>>29965287
She's small.

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>>29965287
Filly is cute, sexy, and always happy.

you can't groom the Gloom

>>29965305
I'm gonna

I'm gonna brush her

>>29963833
This probably ends in gay porn, which is really fucking depressing because this scene reminds me of when my older brother taught me to read from picture books.

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Ponies holding hooves.

>>29965312
NO DONT

>>29965305
She's not so big now.

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>>29965315
>this probably ends in gay porn
>probably
hahaha, my sides, bro

it only has 'saddle up' and 'braeburned' in the filename

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>>29965323

anon this is a blue board

>>29965333
fuck off you creep i dont like incest

>>29965327
Do you think she's small enough to ride in my shirt pocket now?

You do realize, do you not, that President Trump is at this moment beating the WAR drums with regards to the DPRK? Right now, while we post cartoon ponies, our PRESIDENT is talking about how big the war with North Korea will be.

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>>29965333

oh boy

Do ponies hire strippers for their friends' birthdays?

>>29965333
You don't deserve those trips.
Enjoy your ban.

>>29965362
I bet the war with Equestria will be even bigger.

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>>29965364

no ponies just offer lewd favors to said friend

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>>29965362
>our PRESIDENT
Not everyone is from your country, silly American.

>>29965374

What would happen if they hired a stripper?

>>29965352
Yes, she can peek out and give you advice through your day.

>>29965381

Ponies don't have strippers on account of everyone being naked already

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>>29965333

>that cute tummy

>>29965333

>loli maud

Fucking saved

What duo do we need to see more this season?

>>29965472
Celestia and Luna.
Beach episode.
They sneak off from their attendants and try to have fun with other ponies, wearing tacky but effective disguises.
Celestia somehow wins a surfing contest.

>>29965489
Royale Beach, I like it!

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>>29965472

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>>29965333
Loli is not for lewd.

>>29965065
why did the humor seem so different

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>>29965489
>"Celestia? What, no, that is..that is not who I am at all."

>>29965507
That artist really needs more practice with humans.
>>29965521
>"Who am I, then? I'm, uh. I'm Bell... estia. Bellestia. And this is my sister... Luner. Yes, Luner."

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>>29965507
he does loli's AND feet?

>>29965390
what if they hired pony dressers

>>29965507
Jesucristo you degenerates sure love combining the degeneracy of zoofilia and pedofilia.
Why can't you lot go elsewhere.

Filly prefers to be called "Ms. Sexbodhotface"

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>>29965524
>"Greetings, fellow citizens! Pay no attention to our wavy hair and regalia."

>>29965592
how regal

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>>29965592
>they run into the main six
>who are also incognito
>Pinkie can barely contain herself from outing all of them because now it's a costume beach party

fug i missed it

>>29965287
>sexy

[citation needed]

>>29965624
missed what

Fillyfication.

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>>29965624
Meh, it was ok. Not wild about that particular style of loli's.

Pinkie Pie is not my waifu.

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>>29965651
What's a waifu?

Peach filly is not my fillyfu.

Filly the terrible.

Anime wife = waifu
Pony wife = ???

>>29965689
Still Waifu.

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Do you think we would be physically attractive to ponies?

>>29965706
ponies are pure beings
they only care about what's on the inside

except Rainbow Dash, she needs you to be fast or at least a turtle

>>29965689
pony points out that she's anime

Filly wants to go to Wendy's and meet the smug bitch.

>>29965742
Redpill me on WEndy

>>29965759
She's probably a guerilla marketing campaign on the part of a major corporation.

But smug anime girl drawings are involved.

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Stop talking about American burger chains and start talking about Canadian horse shows again.

>>29965801
tell me about pony burger chains

>>29965759

Shitpost in twitter is the marketing strategy.

I can't wait for the shitposting war in the future

>>29965809
Horseburger's signature horseburger is surprisingly not very popular in Equestria.

>>29965814
I heard Twilight took Five Guys at the same time

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>>29965706
Do you mean humans in general, or the fat neckbeards who fillypost in this thread?

Because there is one canon example of a pony being attracted to a human male

Whataburger best fast food t b h

Fillyburger uses really fillies in every burger.

Stallionburger doesn't actually serve burgers but the shakes are really filling and delicious

>>29965869
what about pegaburger?

>>29965885
They peg you with every burger.

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>>29965890

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>>29965892
I'd eat a Dashburger

... I'm thinking of getting off my lazy butt and writing green for the lolz.

Something short though.

And Game Show Related.

Princesses doing Double Dare's Slopstacle Course. Get very messy.

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>>29965892
I'd let Rainbow Dash peg me.

>>29965814
Carl Jr is a hundred times better, anon

Filly says stay in school and don't do drugs

>>29965923
>wanna see how fast I can go?

>>29965923
I want Dash to ride on my back all day

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>>29965942

>>29965950
I want to tell Dash that she's cool

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>>29965951
Now I'm bored and angry
Why are there so few good human Raritys?

>>29965915
oh my

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>>29965964
>Why are there so few good human Raritys?
Because humanizations turned to shit when EqG became a thing?

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>>29965986
My nigga. I hated humanized Raritys long before EqG was more than a silly song.

I honestly blame MS. She either looks too old or too anime

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