Nightly Twilight Thread

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>>29898313
If this is the old thread and also the new thread then are we in a time paradox?

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>>29898298
How does she manage to be so unbelievably cute sometimes? It's crazy.

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I love purple

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Are you ready to be cucked, Twifags?
It's not more than two weeks before Shadowlock and Twilight get shipped even harder.

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>Shadowlock x Twilight will never happ-

Dumb comicsposters

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>>29899143
>>29899148
wow that was fast
the comics (main one, not microseries) are really cool.
I guess it just shows how much of a cuck Lunafags are :/

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I need more purple in my life.

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Hearing the sweet voice of Twiggles singing makes my heart melt like a chocolate...

Being so fond of a fictional character feels so dumb, but still. T^T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFX9t-8iREo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_MjST5kklY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU1O-Vx7Lfk

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>>29899453
>brony music
No thanks.

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>>29899469
> nu/mlp/fags, everyone

>>29899453
this melts my heart even more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyR-IyGeXvQ

>>29900010
>anthro hair

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>>29899875
Why do you put a space after your meme arrow, dude?

Did you mean to do that?

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>>29899952
Those little giggles are gonna be the end of me, it's too cute.
I wish she was always like that. Always happy. It makes me happy.

>>29898298
I want to eat Twilight's ear

>>29900025
Shut the fuck up

>>29899125
Twilight is a plump goddess

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>>29900066
Nice dubs bruh.
Nah, bad habit from work.

>>29900136
Yep. That was adorable.

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>>29899417
Get yourself a giant purp plush to hug all day every day. I bet it's super-soft.

>>29900066
> OCD this bad

>>29900639
But what if he's not ready for this level of autism? I know I'm not.

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>>29900366
True kino.

>>29900660
Then it's only pictures and huggin the pillow.
I'm not ready for it either and I have no money for it as well. Maybe some day.

>>29900639
>>29900693
I wish. I live on my own but my family still comes and snoops around every now and then, my power level would be revealed sooner or later. I do have a pillow that I pretend is Twilight and hug a lot, though

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>>29901561
I'm roughly in the same situation and I also have friends who fuck around the apartment too much when they visit. Having a very warm puffy blanket to cuddle is enough for me, it's almost like a body pillow.

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>>29897758
>Get jumped in one of the dark rooms as you're trying to remember your way around
>You feel a hoof over your mouth as Twilight gags you
>Rips your clothes off and just starts fucking you right then and there
>Says nothing, barely even moans
>Just soft gasps and squishing noises
>Cums, pulls off of you while you're still hard
>Leaves you a soaked and panting mess on the floor
>Now you're not sure if she's waiting to jump you again
>Should you go to bed, or get out of there?

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>>29900639
Everyone I live with accept sthat I am a brony, I have enough money to buy a plushy and yet I still haven't brought one because I'm a lazy faggot.

>>29904704
>accept sthat
I am a fucking genius at English.

>>29902929
>Should you go to bed, or get out of there?
option c) >rape

>>29900639
Do you think I am made out of money

It sucks having a pillow because it doesn't have "limbs" which breaks immersion quite a bit, but last time I checked giant plushies were really fucking expensive so no thank you

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>>29902022
Get a pillow case for the pillow, it's easier to hide than a plush

>>29899952
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhW1Ymr9v2c

Fuck me I forgot how amazing Twilight was in season 1 and 2, haven't rewatched them in ages.

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>>29898298
Remember this is canon

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>>29905150
Twilight is always amazing but S1&2 indeed have a special charm to every character and especially her. She had to be in every S1 episode to write a letter at the end so the abundance of her screentime is a almost strange to see now. Some things don't change though, still neurotic, still worries about everything and still gets figuratively slapped for it.
I miss the S1 faces though, memefaces were a mistakes.

I want to marry Twiggles!

>>29898298
I need the longer version with text.

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>>29905612

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>>29899952
>>29905150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpgYnOkATCI
Grumpy Twilight is the best.

>>29906675
that gave me a boner

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>>29906686
Tara's voice is always bonerific.

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Twilight Sparkle shouldn't be this cute. It doesn't make any sense. The show had designated "cute" characters right from the start. Fluttershy is the pinnacle of western moe and Pinkie is the bubbly cutesy cartoon girl. Even Rarity has a lot of cute moments. But how come Twilight is the cutest? The subtle movements, the cozy voice, the short silly animations like >>29899070 are everywhere and the more I look at them the cuter they get. Is this some kind of trick? It's scientifically impossible! It doesn't make sense!

I love you Twilight Sparkle.

>>29907693
because she's not "generic" cute, she's all around endearing and charming and makes you want to hold her tight

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What book would you read with her?

She has the second best voice in the show and the best of the mane six.

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>>29907821

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>>29907740
Could it be that her constant worrying, overthinking, assumed responsibility and constant activity awaken some sort of protective feelings towards her?

>>29907909
that could be a part of it, yes

>>29897846
>not just failing every trap and seeing just how she manages to fuck you when you're balled up in a dangling net

>>29907821
The book that old man reads and tells the young boy that the book says that the boy is gay.

>>29906294
It's not as funny as I remembered it.

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>>29909307
It's still pretty cute though, the expressions fit well.

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hnnnngggg

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Twilight just wants to sit on your breeding hips for awhile.

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>>29911708
Only if she allows me to keep my hands on her soft plump purple butt.

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Japanese Purple.

>>29912744
Fake news

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>>29912144
Twilight is a very japanese horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hab8cfQt5lk

>>29912932
Cute

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Dominant Princess

>>29914643
I want to be her love toy

>>29898298
mary sue

>>29914748
shut the fuck up

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>>29914643
Soft and slow foreplay
Needy horny princess denial
Passionate and cuddly edging
Soft princess domination at first
Hard domination from over-arousal and orgasm high
Affectionate and warm afterglow
Drifting into sleep holding each other close

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>Twiggy will never ever hug you

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>>29916024
>Twiggles will never hug your cock against your will

>>29916174
Because there's no way I wouldn't consent

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>>29916219
It'd just be rape roleplay.

>>29916227
Ok then

>>29914782
Why even live

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>>29916812
To suffer the life without her in delusional hopes of meeting her in the afterlife.

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A cute horse

>>29918761
For you

>>29919495
Fuck you.

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She wants you, she wants you
She wants you as a new recruit.

How would Twilight react upon seeing the Bagger 288 for the first time?

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>>29921349
Like this.

No green posted in a while.
Ingest some of this:
https://pastebin.com/zvvD2hcE
https://pastebin.com/ukyeBuxe

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>>29907821
>What book would you read with her?

"50 Thousand Shades of Grey" by Dr. Stuart Ashen

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What could possibly go wrong?

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>>29921726
It was nice. Thank you.

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>>29922535

>>29907821
I'd read anything, even some shitty cosmetics catalog, as long as Twi is by my side

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You guys ready for Baby Cakes: Lesson Zero edition?

>>29923326
I won't ever be ready

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>>29923326
Can't wait

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Twilight gets worried when you don't arrive home on time.

Really worried.

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>>29923909
But the more she worries the more happy she gets when you come home. Turning the key you hear her hooves tapping behing the door as she's excitedly prances on the spot ready to jump you the second you come into view. And when she does, she clings to you so hard you don't even bother prying her off yourself, it's useless. You have to wait until she completely calms down.
Sometimes you come home so late you find her sleeping right at the door, too tired to keep herself awake. She was sitting there all along waiting for your late arrival. You have no choice but to lift her up trying to not wake her and move her on the bed, tucking her in. After she wakes up she scolds you for not notifying her of your arrival. She gets visibly upset, robbed of her usual time with you at the door, but not for long, as she still hugs you and welcomes you home.

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>Wake up
>She's already riding you

link to episode stream? has it already started?

all the /mlp/ streams i have in my history from last year are apparently dead.

>>29925023
>She's been doing that for a week now
>You sleep, she rides you all night
>She uses magic to dull your senses so she doesn't wake you up, sustaining your erection with magic at the same time
>But the side effect is that you barely even feel anything and she still manages to wake you up sometimes
>Your dick is stiff but you can't feel it other than it being warm and wet, and her hips crushing down on you full forse are like light taps
>You just wish you can just go back to sleep despite her moaning and shouting your name as she rides to another orgasm

>>29925084
>Being effectively used as a sex toy
>Twilight is sweaty, panting, but still ready to go for more
>Flies into the kitchen where Spike, Glimmer, Trixie are trying to eat
>Just gets an entire jug of water and chugs it before flying back up to fuck you again

>>29925155
>You wake up in late the morning to find her sleeping on top of you, absolutely exhausted
>She's been riding you the whole night and only stopped because she couldn't stay awake
>You appreciate her wanting to give you some sleep during the night but she herself doesn't wake up until noon
>You don't want to wake her up, even though you really have to
>Because as her anethesia magic fades your dick feels burning and sore and it gets worse after every night
>You gotta do something about this mare's addictions

>>29923326
That's an accurate representation of what it will be. I don't know if I'll be able to stand to watch it.

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Do you think, after what happened in the new episode, twi would want a foal of her own?

>>29926672
i haven't watched it yet

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>>29926672
>You and Twilight will never have children
>She will never be the Best Mom Ever to your kids
>She will never care for them even more than she did for Flurry
I never expected this episode to turn out like this. Twilight would make a wonderful parent.
God please why must it hurt like this

>>29926749
Fuck, I never thought I'd even think about what it'd be like to found a family with her before I watched this episode. Now I want to raise my kids with her.

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>>29926749
The episode was actually good?

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>>29927301
I've been thinking about it for some time now. But imagining her being a good mom is one thing, seeing it actually be true is heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time, knowing that it will never ever be you at the helm of that family.

>>29927392
It was at least better than I expected. Twilight was really cute.

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>>29927392
Yes. It was better than I expected from baby episode.

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>>29926749
>you will never have a daughter with Twilight
>you will never get to watch the little filly grow up
>until she's the right age, about five or six, and then
>you will never pound that tight filly pussy, an excellent substitute for Twilight's, which was ruined by the birth

Why must life be so cruel?

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>>29926672
>Twilight brings it up every other night
>Refuses adoption as "it wouldn't be the same"
>Eventually the anguish ends in her painfully leaving you, telling you she loves you very much but knowingly can't love you forever, as you'll eventually die and leave nothing behind for her to keep with herself
>Either never finds love again or finds some stallion even better than you were (some time after you died) and has a proper family

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>>29927592
>you will never be that filly

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>>29926749
It was a pretty good episode which came with a bunch of adorable Twilight moments, but it will not make me find babies any less disgusting and even if I did like babies I would be the worst parent in history.

>>29927636
>no sperm banks in Equestria
Well, there's still the option of cuckery.

>>29927636
>>29927700
Kill yourself

>>29927753
English grammar lesson for dummies #722094:
The correct form is "yourselves".

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>>29927664
>you will never be the interface between the filly's vaginal wall and your glans

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>expected literally Baby Cakes 2.0
>expected Twilight to see Flurry as a responsibility and nothing more
>expected Twilight to not handle Flurry at all
>expected her to sperg out because her understanding of how to handle a baby is wrong
>expected her to lose her mind over B.A.E. thing
>expected her to dig her own grave, making things worse by the minute
>expected painful cringe comedy and total humiliation
>expected her to spiral into neurotic mindbreak like in LZ and fuck everything up

>instead she genuinly loves Flurry and wants to spend time with her
>she plays with her without a care in the world, blows raspberries, makes noises, has fun with her
>proud of Flurry for using an advanced spell for her age, thinks she's taken after her
>Flurry isn't a shithead and loves Twilight too
>Twilight actually finds solutions to her problems, doesn't get lost
>Remembers a book she liked as a filly, uses her experience
>Loses herself being nervous for a second but quickly comes to her senses because Spike isn't oblivious to her problem
>Doesn't fail miserably, only 4 and a half minute late
>Handles the schoolkids well
>Recognises why Flurry got upset
>Controls the situation, reasons with Flurry after yelling at her, she comprehends it
>Twilight (re)learns a lesson herself
>Cadence and Shining recognise that it was partially their own fault as well

Turns out it's pretty easy to make a completely bland episode plot into something bearable and not destroy the starring characters in the process. You just have to have a little respect for them and understand how they work. Coming from S6 it seems that this approach was long forgotten but looks like we can still have something sensible.

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>>29927636
>Eventually the anguish ends in her painfully leaving you, telling you she loves you very much but knowingly can't love you forever, as you'll eventually die and leave nothing behind for her to keep with herself
of this happened I would legitimately start considering suicide, having someone love you so deeply than leave you because you can never give them something that'd be so precious to the both of you
why even live?

>>29928013
>you can't be happy with each other without having kids

The key phrase there was
>finds some stallion even better than you were
if you missed it.

>>29928075
>(after you already died)

Can you cuck the dead?

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>>29928393
Only one way to find out.

She really is my bae

>>29929011
Why does the pink thing have such a stupid haircut?

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>>29929054
What's stupid about it?

>>29929054
cause she dyes her mane

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>>29929074
The forelock is fine, I guess, but the side curls in front of her ears look really unsightly to me. And when viewed from the front the hair makes her upper face have this unappealing trapezoidal shape/outline. It's hard to explain.

>>29929175
Well, blame Cadence for treating her foal like that. She's not that sylish herself.

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Welp, that was an okay episode.

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>>29926749
She's even more prepared now to be pumped full of foals

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>>29929624
I wonder who'll be the lucky stallion.

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>>29929664
You know the answer.

>>29929698
That poor green cuck. Oh boy.

Where did this cuckposter come from? Go back to shitposting Discoshy

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30min challenge of twi.

>>29929780
That's a cute purp. But why is she writing using her hooves?

>>29929817
Because I drew it at 4AM and my IQ drops from 28 to 13 at 4AM.

>>29929780
nice

>>29929817
Her magicks be goneski.

>>29929624
>multiparous equine pregnancy
Literally kill yourself. Literally.

>>29929878
autistic shitposter

>>29929664
DELET THIS. REEEEEEEEEE

>>29929074
Inevitable futa edit/pic will be done based on this.

>>29929664
Next time on ships that don't work: Fluttercord!

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>>29930391
That's because Discord is already taken.

>>29930391
That one actually kind of works.

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>>29930437
aww

>>29930438
>actually kind of works
Do you even hear yourself? That implies that Discord is stupid enough to get emotionally attached to a mortal.

>>29930584
What prevents him from making her immortal, assuming he can? But I like this reasoning, since it rules out Twicord Discolight as well.

>>29930584
>That implies that Discord is stupid enough to get emotionally attached to a mortal
By the same logic Twilight wouldn't be attracted to you.

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>>29930598
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/323513777427468288
She's as good as dead.

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>>29930625
Well, she already died once.

>>29930639
Then she'ill have died more times than Jesus by the end of the show.

>>29929624
>>29929705
>A fresh breeze disturbs your rest. Your sudden arousal even shakes Twilight off you. While you're temporarily alert, you might as well check.
>Your numerous progeny are drastically reducing the lifespan of a swing set, slide and other torture implements. As it should be after all.
>Aren't they simply precious--running around the playground, beating the crap out of other foals. Yours are the strongest, naturally.
>You sigh and sit back; the relaxation is provided by what you see rather than the wooden park bench that's pressed against your ass bones. And then there's Twilight's fuzzy cheek that gently resettles itself on your shoulder. By reflex your right hand urges her closer to you with a caress and is left there to stroke her as if by itself.
>This is the life.
>But as you lean back, something in your mind snaps. Perhaps it's the aneurysm the doctors warned you about. It's as if a high current switch just went clank, and a discharge lamp cast its light on the dimmed world. It saturates your eyes; they won't close again.
>Your kids. Your foals. So tiny. So happy.
>Your eyes trace their delicate outlines, then flick to your apely handsomeness. They oscillate back and forth.
>the foals' forehooves; your fingerhands
>the foals' hindhooves; your plantigrade shoes
>the foals' swivelears; your rigid soundwave funnels
>Creaking can be heard as the rusty cogs of some aeon-forgotten machine in your derelict cranium whines to life.
>Twilight notices the lapse in your vital signs.
>"Something wrong, honey?"
>A pause. A long one. It takes an inhuman amount of effort to break out of the infinite loop. There's something not right with either you or your foals.
>Come to think of it, Twilight's got the same forehooves, hindhooves and swivelears. But your contribution to your kids' appearance is questionable.
"Twi, I think we need to have a talk."
>"Huh? What is it?"
"I just saw my own ears with my own eyes, not reflected. Holy shit dude."

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>new twi clop
>it's incest
>again

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>>29930971
>looking for anything not solo
You knew the risks

>>29931036
I want to kiss that beautiful nerd

I want to have a foal with Twilight. I know she will be a great mother. We'll be a happy family.

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>>29931251
>a regular /mlp/ user
>with a happy family

Oh you crack me up, anon. You really do.

>>29931340
why are you so cancerous

>>29930971
Link, please?

>>29931357
Do you mean 'toxic', the favorite word of SJWfaggots?

>>29931357
>why are you so cancerous
That's not what cancer is.

>>29931036
I love her so much.

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>>29931340
Technically even starting a family would mean he's not a regular /mlp/ user.

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>>29931070
>human shoulders, elbows, neck

>>29931418
Well, I am. And I thought of starting a family with her because of today's episode.

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>>29931340
You don't need to be louis-tier pathetic to be a Twifag. Perfectly normal people have waifus too.

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>>29931417
Good to know.
Not really. Who gives a fuck?

>>29931455
I don't know what the intersection of the set of normalfags with the set of waifufags looks like, and I'm not sure I want to find out.

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Twilight tries every night to get foals from you. Every time it's with a different spell, a different potion, or a combination of both, maybe technique, something, anything that can get your genes to match.

>>29931442
>try to start a family using Twilight
>it just won't start, even with Twilight
>maybe it simply needs an oil change
>nah, if it did, it would do at least something, make some kind of noise
>face it, the damn thing's busted beyond repair
>it's never going to run again

>>29931580
>Twilight's constant "experimentation" has left her as barren as the moon

Nu jej.

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>>29931442
Well, thinking about it is one thing. Having the capacity to do that is another, and that indeed lies out of scope of typical /mlp/ user.

I've been thinking about it a lot lately, even before the episode. I fucking hate kids with passion but that's somehow different for me. I want to have a family with her, I want to have children with her. Is MLP conditioning actually a thing? What the hell?

>cute twily episode
>10/10 samurai jack episode

this was a good saturday

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How would you be able to deal with it if Twilight had found a special somepony before you?

>>29932514
i'd have to kill myself again
either that, or go live alone in a house overlooking Ponyville and defend the place against monsters

>>29932514
Fall in love with my own reflection, feel like I can dance around, and hardly keep myself together.

>>29899125
THICC

>>29932514
Suicide. But I'll know it'll never happen. So I'm fine by now.

>>29932514
Deleeeeet. REEEEE

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>>29899070
my sides XD

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>>29928421

>>29907821
None. I fucking hate reading.

>>29932514
Depends on who it was, has happened before so I'd be an adult about it regardless

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>"I want that dick, Anon!"
>Everything goes purple
>When you open your eyes, you're staring at your own body... and you feel kind of horsey.

>>29932857
>"You're just not rutting me right. That's why I can't have any foals!"
>"I'm going to be the one to do it this time, the proper way."
>"As soon as I learn how to walk in this thing."

>>29930111
You mean story. Oh wait, that's where I would do that. Never mind!

>>29932857
>When you open your eyes, you see your dick is indeed hers, floating in a jar like a shrivelled pickle

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>>29926053
So, were you right?

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>>29932514
It's not my place to start shit either way but I wouldn't give up on my feelings entirely. I would at least try to be her friend. Suicide isn't an option if we're friends, I'd probably have to focus on something else to fill the void, like work or hobbies.

>>29932514
Well, as long as they're not married, it's not too late.

literally worst ant ever
bravo

>>29932514
Plenty sheep in the pen or whatever the saying is.

Twilight Sparkle vs. Starlight Glimmer
Fight to the death

Who wins?

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>>29934211
Friendship

>>29933715
Thats adorable.

>>29933877
but..but...

bae...

>>29934222
glimmer can't resist forever

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>>29934450
Glimmer wants a special kind of friendship.

>>29934481
>Twilight being kissed by Twilight 2.0 and seeming to like it
Oh my.

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>>29935309
>Twilight 2.0
Wasn't that Moondancer?

>>29934104
s0ss pls

>>29935309
>>29935414
Trixie is 2.0
Sunset is 3.0
Moondancer is 4.0
Starlight is 5.0
get it in your head

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>>29935463
Trixie and Sunset have barely anything in common with Twilight other than magic ability and education. By this logic the whole Celestia's school is just versions of Twilight.

>>29935414
Ah crap, you might be right. Even though Starlight appeared first, she was an actual original character then. Her Twilification happened after the Moondancer episode.

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>>29934450
>>29934481
>calling her Glimmer, like glimmerfags, who frequent the glimmer gen

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>>29935542
Geez, sorry, Sparkle.

>>29935542
it's her name

>>29935436
https://derpibooru.org/1419565?q=twilight+sparkle

>>29935631
I don't know why, but I laughed.

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>>29935414

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https://derpibooru.org/1419866?q=twilight+sparkle

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>>29935722
Twilight sure knows how to make her friends feel better.

>>29935788
Hahahahahah. LOL

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>>29934255
worst

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>>29936613
Worst at not being the best.

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Read human books together

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>>29937188
Why is the title at the back?

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>>29937283
Maybe it's Terrible Film Dialog manga?

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Twilight ain't mah waifu but she's cute. I like to chill in this thread. So how is everyone doing.

>>29937423
Kill yourself.
Or learn to post proper images.

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She can make it better for you.

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>>29937506

>>29936653
Nope, just worst bae

>>29937539
Well if she's the worst bae, then she's still the bae. In fact, anyone who is the best anything is also the worst best as well as the best best due to being the only one who is the best.

QED

Quickly /ntt/ give me something I can fap to the thought of

>>29937928
Clearing Twilight's butt of a poop too large for her to push out on her own due to worms.

>>29937928
Twilight taking you in the missionary position, pumping your ass and then unloading several thick, creamy loads from her marecock deep inside you

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>>29937934
>>29937990

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>>29937934
I swear if I was an artist I'd put Twilight in this image because that's all I can think of.

>>29938022
When I become an artist I will do this in your honor.

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Would you?

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>>29938602
no

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>>29938692
Come on, look how cute she is.

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>>29939170

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>>29939170
Maybe they could make it a little less creepy and maybe.

>>29938022
Push hard doggo

>>29938022
Push hard doggo

>>29925219
Unf

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B.A.E.

>>29937934
Not very original.

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>>29935747

>>29944070
What happened to the tip of her horn?

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>>29945688
Bitten off by Anon who's been sucking on it all night.

>>29907860
My nigga

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>ywn huddle under an umbrella with her in the rain, waiting for a ride home
>ywn feel her winghug you for warmth
>ywn feel completely invincible and comfortable in her embrace

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>You will never see her intense blushing as you whisper all the things you're going to do to her in her ears

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>>29945817
>>29945857
Don't even remind me.

>>29946636
I think AiE is drunk.

>>29946655
no one cares

>>29946745
It's got Twilight in in faggot.

>>29946796
ok, i just don't see what aie being drunk has to do with it, green looks fine

>>29946862
Just a weird green.

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>>29947678
Thanks anon you completely mind fucked me and now my night is ruined.

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>>29947728
Flurry does take after her auntie Twily after all.

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>>29947678
you'r sick genius

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>>29934222

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>>29946519
Luna has no right to complain.

>>29947678
Wat?

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Brush the purple.

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>>29898298
nth for Twiggles in heat.

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>>29949247
Is he wearing the mask?

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>>29949247
Hilarious and original.

>>29946519
kek

https://discord.gg/Q42FMGK

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>>29949247
You. I like you.

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>>29949247
This will end in angry sex.

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>>29950810
Every time.

Every fucking time this gets me

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>>29949247
>Ask your mother. Or one of your twelve sisters.

The madman.

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I just want to have a family with her.

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>>29951345
It is at that moment when she says "Yes" you will finally feel complete.

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Twilight still loves you. But don't expect very many opportunities to cuddle her love her in return. She's a very busy pony who is always trying to work somewhere, and many of her plans don't always factor you. She's the kind of mare who will prioritize the responsibilities she loves over the people she loves any day.

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>>29951627
She's just saying that, but in truth she just wants to get away from me. In fact, she says that every time we spend time together. She always smiles but every time she seems a bit colder and distant than she was before. Almost formal, like it's another of her duties. Even if there's no friendship emergencies it seems that she always has a reason to slip right out of my grasp. But I can't bring myself to confront her about it, it will just make it worse. She does have a lot of responsibilities and it's not unreasonable that she's needed in a lot of places. I guess that's a given, she's a princess after all. Maybe I'm just imagining things, I dunno. Sometimes I wonder why she's even with me in the first place-

No, this line of thought isn't getting anywhere. I'm just imagining it because of my unreasonably high expectations. The important thing is that I love her. It's petty and selfish to expect her to dedicate all her attention to me. It's just how things are. Even if it hurts a little. Well, sometimes a lot, but it's ok. In the end, I still have her. Mostly. Sometimes. Maybe.

>>29950810
For Twilight I would

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>>29951627
>>29951735
Why are you so sad? Guys, don't say those things. Even Cadence is busy too and despite of that, she is always with Shining Armor. I'm totally sure that Twily would prefer us before other things, because she cares deeply about us and she loves us with all her heart,

>>29951894
No she doesn't