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>>29972128
>>29972128
spbp
teaser/WIP.
>My brows are furrowed and my forehead is wrinkled in worry.
>I’ve spent the entirety of the day looking for Spike.
>Unfortunately, I, “Princess” Twilight Sparkle (accompanied by my friend, Pinkie Pie) remain unsuccessful in my search.
>I’ve wandered the town’s trading center for a while now, bumbling through passer-byers as if I were swimming in an ocean of ponies.
>A few meters away, a fountain with a metal statue of a mare on her hind leg, balancing on a ball, stands with a small pool of water around it.
>From within the tiny pool, small bubbling fountains go off, gushing like small geysers.
>The frothy white water sprays around the statue in a circle, rising high into the glistening Sun of Celestia which makes it look like shining liquid-gold raining from the sky.
>I gasp.
“No! It’s noon! We’ve been here for two hours!”
>Pinkie wonders up to my side, chewing on pink cotton candy.
>“Whaff? Awfready? Butf I coulda sworffe we jusft got here!” she says with a full mouth.
“I know! I thought so too, but, well...I guess we were here longer than we thought. The fountain only goes off three times during the day: 9:00 a.m., noon, and 7:00p.m.”
>“Wow,” says Pinkie, who swallows her remaining cotton candy, “so...now what?”
>My shoulders fall as I hang my head low, wandering over to the fountain itself, budging through random ponies.
“Ugh, I don’t know. I guess we’re going to have to look somewhere else; it’s a bit of a lost cause staying here, after all.”
>I lay down upon the concrete rim of the fountain and feel the mist spray gently against my skin.
>Stress has burdened my rational mind today; usually, when I'm under pressure such as this, I can cope well enough to function.
>However, life’s been hectic for me, my home’s a mess, and Spike’s absence has caused a massive whirlwind of disaster upon my usual routine.
>I need to know where he is…but where?
>>29972143
top kek
>>29972170
Why's Twilight gay for Spike?
>>29972230
Wait, I just realized the stupidity of my post. Dont respond.
>>29972170
>>29972236
you know you can delete your posts right
I love the Pudgy Purple Pony Princess
>>29972352
Me too.
>>29972352
Twiggy Piggy is so cute.
Twilight wonders how human mating habits work during Easter season
>>29972463
Post the next one, I dare you
>>29972463
Look at that slut, thinking about that hot monkey dick and daring to deny it, this will teach her. After all she can't help herself, even after such an embarrassing turn of event she will still crave a good dicking from Anon no matter what. Just be honest with your feelings, Twilight, it's your fault for prolonging your agony without a dick you need so much.
>>29972538
Just like during every other season?
>>29972630
But isn't Easter when humans go into heat?
>>29972635
Twilight asked for notes on human mating like a month ago. Don't tell me she didn't actually read through them for some wierd reason?
>>29972644
She's pretty stupid at times
Some good Anon x Twi green got featured
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/371130/academic-purpose
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/371206/congrats-youre-a-dad
Can we talk about this? I finally got around to watching last week's episode, which I heard only good things about, even here. Then, it was this weird doesn't-really-feel-like-pony thing. Same problem I had with The Saddle Row Review. Both episodes were funny, but not pony. Both episodes were lacking some core of character, like they were one continuous gag. I didn't come to MLP to watch Community.
Also this Twilight cumshot. There's no way they didn't know what they were doing.
>>29972800
>>29972800
Wrote this before I watched the last few minutes. I guess they brought it back around and it wasn't terrible, but overall I get that not-pony feeling. Twilight's little apology speech and realizing she shouldn't have taken the responsibility of Flurry while she had so much to do was nice though.
>>29973315
>>29973326
no problem
>>29973335
t-that's lewd!
>>29973370
>>29973335
>MFW I can no longer get a boner over any type of porn.
>>29972800
That's an interesting approach to it. Why do you think it's not pony? I can kinda get SRR but FOE wasn't really one giant gag, it had a lot of genuine character moments. It had pretty good pacing and it wasn't over the top. Twilight was also pretty good and bottom line that's all I need from an episode.
Overall I think that the positive reaction is from people who expected absolute vile vomit and got something decent instead. Just look at >>29928003 for example. It is by no means a 10/10 but it at least wasn't absolute shit.
Damn barbiefags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqvTGbdPK-o
>>29974024
>horn between the mane stripes
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS
>>29974059
Oh no! A ravenous beast is consuming Twily's ear! What will you do to save her?
>>29974075
Tickle it until it lets go.
Then tickle Twilight.
Hold the mare close.
>>29973370
>>29973335
You got guts, kid. I like that.
>>29973788
What do you get a boner for then? Show screencaps?
>>29974583
The easiest way for me to get a boner is to think about my personal fantasies so I'm not sure how to screen cap my thoughts, but other than that I miss the old days when pr0n would get me up instantly, now when I look at it I feel nothing, I can't even get anything over this and it's really well made >>29973370
>>29975501
I kinda feel the same way about 90% of clop, I still enjoy a few things but mostly it's either too vulgar and obvious for my taste, or downright degrading. Sometimes I look at a picture and wonder if it's supposed to be comedic or something, some scenarios people come up with for porn are hard to even take seriously.
I don't exactly miss it though, once I went past it I never looked back. At this point anything less than personal and elaborate imaginary scenarios isn't enough.
>I'm not sure how to screen cap my thoughts
Drawing is the only way. That's why started to learning it recently. One day I will express my every fantasy (not even talking about porn, that's the last thing on my list) and maybe someone will share it with me this way. Maybe someone else feels the way I do and will like it. Even if not, it's worth a try.
>>29972170
MOAR
>>29974426
Mare holding you close.
>>29973788
>>29975501
>friendlyjordies
i like you, anon.
>>29977242
Looks like someone finally figured it out, I bestow you a sausage on bread from Bunnings Warehouse and a Lift, also anyone else live on this thread? I literally stay up all night playing games and clicking the update button to see if anyone in this thread replied to my comment about why I can't get a boner.
>>29973370
DELET THIS. REEEEEEEEE
>>29977646
Cmon mate it's not like well animated Twilight porn ever hurt anyone.
>>29977722
Bullshit. It caused me to hurt my wrist.
>>29973315
>>29973370
B L A C K E D
>>29977178
>>29974426
These two images made me curious, how big is Twiggle Spiggle in your fantasies?
I like to imagine her being about as big as I am, maybe a little smaller.
>>29979064
Something like this. I don't imagine any particular size really, she's always the perfect size for spooningand for riding me while comfortably maintaining eye contact
>>29933258
Yes. Children are demonic creatures that are even worse as magical ponies. The episode was intolerable.
Twilight licks you but blushes and says sorry, vaguely remembering that it's not a common thing among humans. Is she remembering it correctly? She awaits your reaction.
>>29979064
About as long as I am tall. Her head's smaller than the massive size in the show too.
>>29981594
What's a fuckbox, is it like a book fort?
>>29981616
The fuckbox is where the fucking happens.
>you will never tease her to the point where she straight up rapes you
>>29981955
why even live?
Ponies don't have genitals, but they still go into heat.
Expect a lot of hugging, cuddling, and kissing. But mostly aggressive hugging.
What is her favorite board game?
>>29982282
Cards Against Equinity
>>29982073
>don't have genitals
Mom said they reproduce normally. If we assume her word is canon, then you are wrong.
>>29982073
If they didn't then I'd just fuck her in the mouth and try to find other ways to stimulate her, like worshipping her hooves
>>29982555
>>29982073
That's not true.
>>29981955
True, but you might easily tease her to the point where she gets tired of your shit and goes and fucks a random stallion.
>>29982902
You're thinking of your mother
>>29982943
Which one?
>>29982073
This would be the case even if ponies do have genitals. They are affectionate creatures, expect them to take every chance to get physical during the heat. With how persistent Twilight usually is and how casually she uses magic it would be hard to pry her off you.
>>29983695
I guess you can explain to your pony boss that you're late for work again because it was a "friendship emergency" for which princess of friendship needed you for a few hours. And walking around carrying her everywhere or with her clinging to your back is manageable for a few days until your back starts hurting. But when you can't even go to the bathroom without her magic tugging you back it gets a little awkward.
You can't even eat normally because she sits on your lap and wants to kiss right that instant - not before or after you eat - so you have to feed like half of your meal to her just to keep her mouth occupied for a bit. Not like a mouth full of food stops her from trying anyway. And you need to start saving for new shirts, she gets under them to be closer to you while cuddling and stretches them so much they're barely usable afterwards.
Who would even want to live like that, right? R-right?
>>29983689
>>29983695
>>29983769
I don't remember asking for these feels
>>29982555
>worshipping her hooves
I want to worship her entire body, leaving no inch of it unkissed. Touch, stroke and caress her all over, lick her until my tongue goes numb. Shower her with kisses until I can't go on anymore, and then some more. Every. Single. Night.
>Be working at your desk
>You feel little kisses and nibbles at your neck
>Turn around and see Twilight blushing
>Peck her on the cheek and return to your work
>Something very soft and warm wraps itself around your body
>Twilight's neck wraps around yours in a full body hug
>You nuzzle her
>Twilight steps back a bit and turns around
>You go back to your work
>"Ahem"
>You look at her
>Her tail is raised and she's winking madly
>"What are you waiting for?"
>>29984013
That's a good boy.
>>29984040
>"What are you waiting for?"
"An invitation"
>Twilight shakes her rump a bit
>"What? Is this not enough of an invitation for you?"
"No. Make an official written one"
>"What kind of nonsense is this?!"
>You nod, smiling
"As you know it's polite to send it at least a few days in advance, so you better start writing now"
>Twilight looks confused for a second but then frowns
>She's waiting for you to say you're joking but you just return to work with the smuggest smile you can manage
>Now it's just a matter of time
>You hear her loud "Hmph!" as she struts away
>A second later you feel a warm magic aura all around your body
>You're being lifted and carried away from your table
>You already know where you're going
>The princess doesn't take teasing lightly, especially when she acts needy like that
>You're gonna have a rough time in bed
>All according to plan
>>29984155
>Her moans turning into rough grunts as she slams herself down on you again and again, wet slaps echoing across the whole castle
>>29984751
>hype
It was pretty underwhelming to be honest. At least Twilight was there this time. And they remembered that one episode she had with Fluttershy.
>>29984847
>maons echoe through the big and empty castle
>turn into ominous wails as they reache far rooms
>meanwhile in a small study at the far end of the castle, Starlight is teaching Trixie another spell when they hear it
>The mare looks spooked
>"Starlight, is this normal? It doesn't sound normal!"
>Starlight already knows what this is, as she has to endure Twilight's moans, shrieks and screams every time she spends time with her human
>Sometimes Starlight touches herself when the moans get too loud
>But Trixie doesn't know anything
"I'm pretty sure it's just wind, Trixie"
>"A-are you sure it's not a g-g-ghost?"
"Trixie, there are no ghosts or spirits in th-"
>"Spirits?! You mean it's haunted?"
"No, that's not-"
>"By the souls of d-d-dead ponies Twilight experiments on!"
"What in the world are you on about?"
>"They're gonna get us, Starlight! I'm getting us out of here! AAAH"
>Trixie's horn glows but she can't concentrate and the aura is all over that place. This is not gonna end well
>Blinded by magic flash Starlight finds herself suspended in the air, only to fall on the hard stone floor next second
>Quickly regaining composure she sees that both she and Trixies got teleported but are still inside the castle
>Right next to Twilight's bedroom door
>High-pitched moans are heard one after the other without any rest, as well as wet flesh slaps in rhythm with it
>Trixie is paralized by fear
>"This is it! What devilish torture is going on?! And the smell! We need to save the poor victim, Starlight, this can't go on!"
>With that, Trixie rushes to the door
>Oh shit, this isn't happening
>Starlight does the first thing that comes in mind and suspends Trixie in the air
>"ARE YOU WITH HER STARLIGHT?! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WILL NOT BE A VICTIM TO-"
>With a quick spell Glim turns her friend "off"
>Gotta clean that memory for a second, this could get embarrassing
>After those two are finished of course
>If they are even finished today that is
>>29985601
>maons echoe
>reache
A stroke, perhaps?
>>29985658
Yeah. That's what I get for not triple-checking after second revision.
>>29985674
Or you're having a stroke. Better go see a doctor.
>>29985680
I A M F I N E
>>29984022
>>29984155
Yeah, well, let's see how she likes it when she gets fucked in the middle of her business.
>>29985690
In the middle of her doing her business?
>>29985730
Work, whatever.
>>29985730
I would literally fuck the shit outta her.
>>29985687
Whoa, calm down, or you'll also burst your brain aneurysm.
>>29973788
>>29975501
stop looking at porn and jerking it for a few days.
Woke up so horny that I got insta-hard just at seeing the Twiggums and rutted my ls plush of her for a good couple hours, and I normally take the bottom.
>>29985737
That's love.
>>29982073
Even if they didnt have genitals you could always hotdog them or fuck those delicious thighs.
>>29985789
fatty fatty fatty farty fatty fat fat fat fatty
>>29985761
>fap every day
>still get hard seeing even half-lewd Twiggles
>>29985789
I'd never fuck an anthro abomination.
>>29982282
WH40k,n-not because I like it too or anythingshe'd probably play Adeptas Custodes because sunhors, or maybe Eldar/Dark Eldar because magic and strategy and shit.
I mean, c'mon, you need at least 3 big ass books to play the fuckin game, that's right up her alley.
>>29982282
Settlers of Catan.
>"this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart"
>"the metaphors make more sense when you're actually setting the table"
Are these metaphors a real thing? Is this a reference to something?
>>29983689
>the heat
I don't get why she'd get physical while watching The Heat. It's not that kind of movie. And I'd never watch it with her anyway, because it's a boring piece of shit.
>>29986124
On the contrary, it's the perfect reason to get physical. The movie doesn't matter, it's the fact that you're sitting close to each other with lights out. First you feel her wing behind your back. Then she scoots close to you, lifting your hand with magic so she can get under it, pressing softly against you. You look at her, her big eyes glistening in dim screen light, looking at you in anticipation. You lean a bit closer and she closes her eyes, opening her mouth a bit, breathing deeply, wet lips longing for a contact with yours.
>it's a boring piece of shit
So you won't regret not paying attention to it while you're making out with movie playing on the background.
>>29985801
Don't worry mate after a few years you too will experience the equivalent to erectile dysfunction and if it's already been years I suppose you are some kind of fucked up demi-god.
>>29983689
>>29982282
>>29986246
Those pictures and the story about Heat are gonna make me have a heart attack due to how fucking cute they are
>>29986457
>Heat
It's "The" Heat, you dyslexic.
>>29986469
"dyslexic" means he/she would have trouble spelling and reading words, you troglodyte.
>>29986483
It does seem he had trouble reading the "the" in that phrase.
But seriously, if you transcend your autism, you might see I used the word as an insulting epithet, in which case the exact meaning as prescribed by some authority nobody gives a shit about doesn't even matter. What would you have me say instead? "You person afflicted with poor reading comprehension"? Yeah, that's got about as much impact as stomping your foot in manure.
>>29984133
>Twilight will never call you a good boy when you're absolutely exhausted after more than an hour of ravenous body worship, pleasing her in any way you can
>She will never hold you close, licking off sweat from your forehead and whispeing how you did such a good job
>She will never notice how hard you are after an hour of pleasuring your mare
>She will never slowly and gently ride you, cutting short your every attempt to do anything
>She will never say that you earned your rest and she wants to take care of you now so you should just relax
>You will never cum inside her after barely a minute because of all the edging
>She will never smile and hug you, calling you a good boy again while you writhe in the most intense orgasm of your life
>She will never keep you inside of her for as long as you want, lying on top of you, listening to your heart calming down
>You will never start drifting off to sleep as she covers both of you with a blanket
>You will never hear her say "I love you so much" just a moment before you fall asleep
>>29986631
>>29986631
Good, because I don't want to be a passive doll who's being pampered by her.
>>29986751
>more than an hour of ravenous body worship, pleasing her in any way you can
>passive
Read the reply chain
>>29986779
I have. I'm referring to your post alone.
>>29986852
Princess wings are the only good wings.
>>29986912
Arrant blasphemy!
>>29984022
>>29984155
I did a sexxxy reading.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gRmn3L6dsb
>>29986923
But it's true. Princess wings are fluffier.
>>29986982
>>29987003
They do have different models you know.
>>29987067
I see a difference in shape, but not fluffiness.
>>29986971
You sound like a nigger. Or a pitch-adjust filter.
>>29986971
Fucking great
>>29987086
My mic's audio clean up was lacking. Doesn't help that I was reading at a slight angle so I could look at my screen. And I'm white.
>>29987102
Ay thx bby lmao
>>29987076
>pegasus wings
>a few feathers that form something that looks like seven dicks on each side of a pony
>princess wings
>a whole solid body of fluffy feathery goodness
>>29987165
don't bully the pegasi waifus
>>29987295
Oh I'd bully them alright
>>29987367
Did alicornification mess up Twilight's brain and turn her into a foal molester?
>>29987640
She's the princess of all fillies and colts
>>29986923
>>29986912
>>29986852
>>29986982
>>29987067
>>29987367
You're both cancer, now stop arguing, damn it.
>>29988232
You will accept Twilight's wings eventually, anon, so why fight it?
>>29988262
This has nothing to do with wings. You're both cancer for shipping TwiDash and Twilestia.
>>29988275
Who said anything about shipping? Two mares in one picture is shipping for you?
>>29988290
You never know, m8.
>>29988290
He sees what his subconscious wants him to see.
>>29988275
Shipping two pairings? We're reaching inception levels of recursion here.
>>29988297
I'm not into shipping myself. But loving Twilight I find a lot of her interactions interesting and cute. Especially with her mentor who she's very close and personal with. And it's never sexual for me. I do like Celestia for example but it's purely in regard to Twilight and from Twilight's standpoint, if this makes sense.
>>29988348
i would destroy that
>>29988365
Delet yourself.
>>29988287
Yep. Sure do, though that was not my best. Glad you liked it.
>>29988456
I want it more than she does.
>>29988998
what a mare
If you know what's good for you, you'll stay in bed instead of just leaving her there.
>>29989162
But muh work.
>>29989162
If she were moody and in heat, maybe she would behave that way. But no, she would respect a man's duty to fulfill his social role and duty in accordance with his own nature and what is good for his society. One wakes in the morning knowing his lot is to act upon his responsibility, not wrap himself in blankets and waste the day away. At night, when time for rest comes, can she have him.
>>29989110
Wtf? Hahaha
I wish I would be able to see her in a dream.
Just once, to see her. To hear her speak to me.
I wish I would never wake up.
>>29989451
Stop
>>29989540
>can imagine her voice perfectly and effortlessly
>can imagine her saying anything to me
>will never ever actually her any of it
>>29972808
I understand this reference.
>>29982282Talisman
>>29991204
How can this be a bad thing? It doesn't matter what pushes you, everything that affects us has to first be accepted or rejected by our heart. You can watch a million motivational videos and dismiss them all, but it takes something you genuinely believe in to actually want to accomplish things.
To be inspired by something to do more, to better yourself - there is nothing more pure. It's already a testament to your feelings and it's a proof that you didn't give up on yourself. Imagine how proud she'd be if she learned that even if you know you'll probably never meet her you still decided to change for her. Because you also do it for yourself. In the end, it's you who win the most. It's beautiful. I myself found so much motivation and inspiration in her and I wish I could do more, I wish I would dedicate more to her, push myself more.
Even if she'll never tell you that she's proud, know that I am, Anon. Keep it up.
>>29991204
When I first found out about my love for Twilight I had finally found a reason to want to live again, after years of hating myself I finally found something that could make me happy and I was able to think straight for once and I became a completely different person, a person I actually liked and I am now at peace, she may not be real in this reality, but her influence most definitely is and it can only become a bad thing if you let it, I hope no one thinks loving their waifu is a bad thing, because it is the best thing that ever happened to me and I hope it turns out just as good for everyone else.
Whoa! Who's this cool and radical looking mare? She seem dangerous so watch out!
I want to torture and eat Twilight
>>29992694
I want to pleasure and eat out Twilight.
>>29987003
Latest happy horsie
>>29993725
>not plone
pls go
>>29972128
/our girl/
Twilight is either too proud or too shy to actually ask for hugs every time she wants them. And she wants hugs constantly. So instead of bothering you directly she just follows you everywhere, silently keeping her eyes on you. Even if she's not in front of you you feel her eyes on you. She gets closer and closer until she's right next to you, looking you right in the eye with barely contained excitement. She says nothing but you know what she needs. Only a few minutes of intense hugging and nuzzling can satisfy her. But not for long.
>>29997702
pretend you don't know what she wants and watch her getting uncomfortable and a little mad until she finally asks for the hugs
>>29986971
Good voice
I love this horse
I still miss unicorn Twilight, both in form and who she was.
>>30001043
Other than becoming less compact I don't think she changed.
>>30000119
I want to kiss little Twily tummy.
Why iss she so beautirful I can'tt take it
>>30001717
Because art.
>>30001789
she really is
>>29997995
>There she is again, just across the room.
>Staring.
>You don't have to turn around to know it.
>You've been going through this almost every single day lately. You just KNOW she's staring. Even though you hear papers shuffling on her table.
>Both of you are working right now, she compiles her cutiemark magic studies, you try to figure out what went wrong in yesterday's experiment.
>You don't want this shit to blow up in your face again just because you didn't notice the difference between solution turning brick red instead of berry red.
>Alchemy sure is hard.
>But it's even harder to concentrate on it when you feel her eyes drilling your back.
>You are sitting on the opposite sides of the room and aren't even facing each other.
>And yet it's like her pony peepers are fixated on you the whole time.
>Is she even working at all?
>You decide to sneak a peek of your own and you find that she is indeed working, looking down with muzzle scrunched and all that.
>But as soon as your eyes find her she lifts her head and turns to meet your gaze.
>A large grin overtakes her previously glum face and you even see her eyes sparkle for a second.
>Turning away you feel like you just made a terrible mistake.
>You have acknowledged her.
>You know exactly how this is going to play out now. And now it's not something you can stop.
>It's just a matter of time.
>You can hear a very faint sound of papers being put down on the table. Then a bit of magic being used. And everything goes silent.
>Turning your head even slightly will just encourage her more.
>But even knowing that you still can't help it.
>She's on her chair still. But the chair itself is halfway between you and her table. And she is facing you directly.
>It's like a freaking mannequin horror.
>You quickly turn your head back but you're pretty sure she noticed that.
>>30002729
>The silence is deafening. You can't work like that.
>You wait for the inevitable and it comes sooner than you think.
>A tap near you is the sound of her chair being put on the floor. And it's right next to you.
>Here she is. You can hear her breathing right next to you. All you have to do is turn and face her, and you do.
>Her eyes are glistering and she wears a meek smile. She's blushing a bit.
>Here's Bookbutt, ready for some affection. But you're having none of that.
>This is getting ridiculous, for the last week this played out almost exactly the same. She wants gratification but now you're feeling like she's getting it too easily.
>So you look at her for a while. Her breathing is getting a bit heavier and she blinks a few times, waiting for you to extend your arms and lift her, taking her on your lap.
>Not today, Twigga.
>You just nod to her and pretend to return to your work.
>A few seconds later you hear a soft "Ahem" and you turn to her again. She almost lost her smile for a moment but it shines anew once she sees you paying attention to her again.
>This mare, you swear to god. But you can't budge.
"Hey, Twilight."
>With this you go back to your papers yet again. Ok, so for this solution to-
>"Ahehem!"
>Well that was almost rude. Your eyes meet hers. She's confused and almost pissed off.
"Twilight?"
>She closes her eyes and leans forward, presenting her neck for you to put your arms around, like she does.
>It's almost irresistible. Almost.
>She fakes a cough after waiting for some time, then does it again, a bit louder, but to no avail. She pries her eye open and she's met with your (fake) concerned look.
"Are you ok? You cought a cold or something? Don't sit so close then."
>>30002746
>She is confused by that remark as you look away again. It was a bit weak and forced but it will have to do.
>This time she doesn't respond immediately. Actually it's taking too long. Were you too rough or something? Did she take it literally? It's just teasing, right?
>You can't help but to look at her again, this time with genuine concern, only to realise it was her plan all along.
>As soon as you turn she nearly falls onto you, leaning forward so much your noses almost touch.
>Her smile is pleading this time, as is her gaze. She's barely breathing in anticipation.
>Your heart melts. But you HAVE to be adamant. You have to.
>Your eyes shift above her in search for something to say. But as they wander back you see that she just stares at you without moving.
"Twilight?"
>No response.
"Is there something in my eye?"
>You lift your hand carefully to not touch her and you move a finger across your closed eyes in two quick motions.
"Thanks."
>Really smooth. You turn away.
>You hear a slight grunt from Twilight but now you're content with not turning to her. This won't work for the second time.
>Minutes pass. You almost get into your workflow again.
>Wait, is she still sitting near you?
>You don't like what you see when you turn around.
>Twilight is all droopy. Her head hangs low. She doesn't look like she's crying, more like she's really uncomfortable and can't do anything about it.
"What's the matter, Twily?"
>She shifts in her chair a bit and then meekly responds.
>"You know what's the matter."
"No, I don't. Why don't you tell me?"
>She doesn't even look at you but you see her cheeks turning red.
>"D-do I really need to spell it out for you?"
"I dunno, maybe?"
>Now she just looks pissed.
>"Oh come on! You know perfectly well. Don't make me say it."
"Know what?"
>"What I want."
"Which is..?"
>Now you lean forward and she's taken aback.
>"Y-you know..."
"I really don't."
>"Anon!"
"Nope."
>>30002768
>"ANON!"
>She's on the verge of tears, all flustered and blushing furiously, muzzle scrunched up.
>You just shake your head and try to look away.
>THUMP! Her hooves stomp the chair.
>"Anon!! I want...hmh..."
>Oh? Did you hear it?
"What's that, Twilight?"
>You lean in again to hear it better.
>"I want huuhmhph..."
>She muffles the last word but it's pretty obvious. Your mouth is wobbling in a pathetic attempts to hide a smile.
"Say it, Twily."
>"No!"
"Come on, Twiggy."
>"Anon! Don't make me!"
"Aww, what do you want, my little princess?"
>"AARGH! Fine! I want hugs!"
>Tears form in the corners of her eyes. You would feel bad for this teasing if it wasn't so cute.
"You want what?"
>"I want HUGS! Do you hear it!? HUG ME!"
>She's almost fuming. Your mouth gives in and you show her a giant grin.
"Well why didn't you just say so?!"
>With that you grab her and press her little body against yours, holding her as close as you can as she starts to wriggle in your arms, obviously mad.
>"AAAH! Are you kidding me!? For fuck's sake, Anon, if you-"
>Whoa, language, girl. Who taught her that word?
>You try to plug her mouth with a kiss and it makes her even madder, judging by how intense her wriggling is, legs flailing around and wings hitting your arms in adorable impotent rage.
>She mouths something like "Put me down" but it's hard to talk when your lips are constantly assaulted.
>She tries to evade your attempts to smooch her but gives in soon enough.
>After some time her body goes limp. When you break the kiss and look at her she's calm but still grumpy.
>"Don't do that again, alright?" she says with the cutest imitation of irritation you've ever heard.
>You just chuckle and hold her closer.
"I'll try."
>With that she completely calms down and finally returns the hug, legs holding you tight, wings wrapped around your back.
>You can forget about your work for some time, Anon. You are needed by the princess.
>It's gonna be a long and slow day again.
>>30002787
Well, this was surprisingly out of character for her, but eh.
>>30002787
That was cute. I was even getting a little frustrated that she was being ignored for so long
>>30002787
fucking hell my sides
>>29972128
How do you think this comic is gonna end, Twifags?
>>30003547
Gee, I wonder.
>>30003547
With anons dick cumming inside her
>>30003547
Probably a belly rub, bath, and comfy nap.
>>30003547
Now I have no idea. I was expecting anon would tease her so much to the point she would jump him and ride him for days, but this last panel kind of ruined that
>>30003547
Lewd cuddling
>>30001239
Compact ponies are nice. It is more efficient and you can pack more into the same volume.It is also nicer to hug a compact pony because you can hug more of her more compactly.
>>30003599
Yeah, now she doesn't even have to jump.
>>30003611
Compact Twily is nice but princess Twilight trades being compact for another way to hug you. There's also more to hug now. I think it's a good exchange, both versions are good in their own rights.
>>30003619
Maybe, but Twilight being in charge and "punishing" Anon for all his teasing by slamming her pussy on his dick and making him fill her womb over and over until her heat is sated and they can't walk straight for days would be hotter. I wanted to see her snap and make Anon pay
>>30003706
>I wanted to see her snap and make Anon pay
>pay
In what universe is having sex with someone "making them pay"? If anything, she'd be just playing his game and it's she who pays in the end while anon loses nothing.
>>30003739
In horny teenage anon's fantasy world
>>30003547
>>29972128
>no nostrils
This is pure Hitler. Scratch that. This is the product of the unholy union of an HIV-ridden Hitler and a cluster of his own metastatic growths. This needs to be dealt with at once using fire, acid, and liquid nitrogen.
>>30003611
Seeing her without wings and with her shorter neck really makes me miss her old design... I absolutely adored OG Twilight... but her new design is way less cute. That said I'm willing to get over/have gotten over the appearance changes (except her neck... why did they make it longer?? Bigger horn? Fine. Wings? Fine I guess. But she's just awkwardly tall now), but the thing that has really changed is her personality. And I haven't and don't think I will ever get over that.
>>30003781
>but the thing that has really changed is her personality
Change in itself isn't inherently bad. I though we were over this by now.
>But she's just awkwardly tall now
delet
>>30003781
nothing wrong with her princess/swan neck. in fact it's pretty cute. i started to notice how the other ponies just look slouched and unimpressive in comparison
>>30003799
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>30003809
I think the neck jokes started long before she was made princess but it's funny how it added more fuel to it. She did get a bit more princessy over time, but I'm sure they won't changer her model again any time soon.
>>29982282Solitaire
>>29982282
>(((friendship)))
What did he mean by this?
>>30003905
Twilight is Jewish
How do you go from this
>>30004016
To this
>>30004025
And then probably to something like this?
>>30003739
When you're caught off guard and she uses you as a human dildo/cum dispenser to sate her urges and doesn't care that your dick and balls will be sore for days
>>30004034
>implying that's a punishment and not the end goal for most
>>30004025
>>30004016
>>30004033
stop doing that
>>30004054
Stop doing what, posting Twilight who is beautiful and cute in all her vatiations no matter how she changes? Never.
>>30004088
Spike's drug addiction has really taken a toll on him over the show's progression. I mean, look at him in the bottom panel. Guy's not even aware he's on set probably.
>>30004541
>Spike's drug addiction has really taken a toll on him over the show's progression. I mean, look at him in the bottom panel. Guy's not even aware he's on set probably.
Something, something, crystal meth.
>>30004054
eat my ass
>>29972128
>hurr Twilight was only good as a unicorn.
I thought this too until I realized she's still the nerdy bookhorse we all knew and loved, just trying her best to hang out with normies.
(kinda like college for me)
>>30004618
Not counting S1, S5 had the cutest Twilight in the whole show.
Does anyone have a picture of her laying in water with her face up and her hair floating around her? Not looking for a specific picture. I just pictured it last night and thought it'd be absolutely beautiful.
>>30005185
That's because M.A. Larson knew how to write her. The Twilight I think of when I'm writefagging is always a mixture between predominant traits established by Larson and Faust.
>>30004561
Did that guy just throw a raccoon off a building?
>>30005222
Larson just knew his ponies well, and especially Twilight. I feel so bad about his MMC being butchered, hearing about his actual plans was almost too much.
>>30005236
Yes. Yes he did. Which I can honestly say I'd at least attempt to do if it were attacking my dog.
>>30006736
>shit ship
Fuck off and die.
What are /ntt/'s favourite Twily greens?
>>30006786
Calm down Anon, your autism is showing
>>30006786
Which Twilight ship is the best?
>>30006931
the purest one
>>30006940
This.
>>30006940
>>30006956
Pretty good.
>>30006931
I don't know how Twilight hangs out with Moondancer, her hair style is so fucking gross.
Have you ever dedicated anything to Twilight? A few things I made were inspired by her but I don't know if it's good enough. Do you do something in her name?It's not weird right?
>>30007240
Weird? Nope. Not at all. That's how you show your love for her.
>>30007240
I made a song inspired by/dedicated to her. Hopefully we'll listen to it together some day.
>>30007636
I've made songs as well but it was more inspired by her rather than dedicated to her. I would've abandoned and never recorded them if not for her. But I don't think she'd want to listen to them.
>>30007240
Currently trying to work towards writing some songs, but I've never written lyrics before so it's ass right now. Still, I'm not giving up. So far, I'm just writing down all my thoughts about her and hoping I can make it all coherent one day.
>>30006931
>>30006940
Not either of these, that's for sure.
>>30008425
not liking purest Twiliestia
>>30009647
>thinking a cancer ship is pure
Get a load of this tremendous faggot.
>want to see dreams about Twilight
>see dreams about posting Twilight on /mlp/, three nights in a row
WHAT IS THIS CRUEL JOKE?
>>30009701
You weren't PAINFULLY specific about what you wanted. Monkey's paw, anon. Monkey's paw.
>>30009738
I bet Luna did this.
Am I hearing things? Or is this actually a brilliant reference?
https://youtu.be/_4lIbtI5ONE?t=28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBPksndi9o
>Twilight Time
>In Amending Fences
Oi. Writing a short story here before I finish a big one for you guys. Would you guys be interested if it were about Twilight doing the disco in the first person?And no, I do not mean Discord, I mean dead-up saturday night fever, ridiculous dancing, Disco.
Interested?
>>30010498
>Twilight dancing
Do you even have to ask?Yes.
>>30010498
Do it, faget.
>>30010498
Please do
>>30010498
Yeah. Twilight dances however she likes and doesn't give a shit about no one's opinion
>>30010512
>that luna in the back
My sides hurt.
Dancing Twilight is a miracle of the Universe. Never stop, girl. Don't listen to anything they say. It's perfect the way it is.
>>30011051
But that's the thing, in this story, she at first does give a shit. She's still new, barely knowing her friends, and lies in a town she saved where everyone knows her by name as a librarian and savior. However, the story does then manage to serve as to why she eventually DOES dance like no one's business.
I'm worried it might be an unnecessary explanation for why she dances son "confidently".
I'm just unsure how much it'll feel like Twilight, you know?
>>30011151
>I'm just unsure how much it'll feel like Twilight, you know?
Well how do you write her? We'll tell you if it's bad or not. If you're really unsure, just give us a sample of what you got so far.
>>30011163
Alright, here's a sample. Tell me if it's Twilight-y enough. This is just a piece from what I have, btw.
"Um, by the way, I don't really know how to dance..." I say, clearly unconfident and unsure of myself.
>He rolls his eyes at my own self-doubt.
>"Don't worry about it," he says over the music. "Just look at me, 'kay? I'll teach ya."
>I nod shakily.
>It probably goes without saying that I'm just the tiniest bit intimidated, doesn't it?
>But, in my defense, I have a right to be!
>The last time I ever /really/ danced was in the shower as a filly, and even then I felt embarrassed afterward.
>I remember how I'd sing Celestia knows what as a teenager, close my eyes and just swings my limbs around, and then, as soon as I'd turn off the shower and wipe the fog from my mirror, I'd blush like mad.
>Thoughts like "What if someone just heard me?" or "Oh my gosh did I really just do that and knock my shower supplies down?" would pop into my head until my brow was wrinkled.
>Now, I'm in front of everyone I know here, right in the dead-center of the dance floor, persuaded to disco with this goofball as my dance instructor.
>If I'm to be completely honest, I'd say this is surprisingly out of character for me, really.
>I take risks sure, but I do them on the things I know about, not on social outings and what not.
>I'm an understudy of Princess Celestia who's done numerous risky tests and such, especially regarding magic.
>I'm careful with those risks, though.
>I'm familiar with taking them and willing to learn from my mistakes, but this?
>This is me: dancing in front of the town I've just moved to and everyone knows my name whether I know there's or not.
>Anything I do affects how everypony in town will percieve me...
>I can't be foolish with how I dance.
>R-right?
>>30002787
cute af, ded/10
>>30011151
as long as she's not meek or spineless. This is Twilight we're talking about, when it comes to her image she's only ever worried about disappointing celestia, coming off as superior/arrogant or being a lousy friend, everything else she couldn't care less
>>30011224
>Anything I do affects how everypony in town will percieve me...
definitely not Twilight, not even S1 premiere
>>30011151
She danced pretty confidently in S1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5agZ3WPV4Ng
Though it's Party of One so it's pretty late into S1, don't remember her dancing prior to that.
>>30011297
>>Anything I do affects how everypony in town will percieve me...
>definitely not Twilight, not even S1 premiere
Okay, that's what I thought. I like how I wrote certain things, but I'm not sure if it really feels like Twilight. Think I'll hold off on it then. My gut's not in it.
>>30011473
Continue please.
>>30011473
yeah good idea, it was awful
>>30011485
How does one fart -in- the face though?
>>30011538
micro sized maybe?
>>30011532
That's what happens when you're unsure of what you're writing I guess. Worth a shot, though. Now I know better.
https://derpibooru.org/1052189
>>30011575
Good on you for taking a hint. Some people force their crap regardless. You can do better
>>30011588
Jesus Christ she's so filthy down there she's sprouting weeds.
>>30011538
>>30011547
Wait WAT?
>>30011624
>>30012258
Aww. What a QT!!
>>30011575
please write more kaijulight
Twilight is one of the only sources of real happiness I still have. I feel like I should have died years ago and I'm just a walking corpse now.
>>30012628
>she died years ago, those wings made her a walking corpse
my feels exactly
>>30003547
Source?
Twiggles is a very cute princess horse
>>30012628
If you still have feelings you are anything but a walking corpse. Especially if you feel happy. That's more than a lot of people can say about themselves. You are more alive than them.
>>30012698
https://derpibooru.org/1420441?q=artist%3Aalcor
>>30013065
I want to serve under Commander Twiggles.
Twilight, you absolute madpony.
>>30014064
Where can I find synopses up to E14?
>>30014265
Incredibly hyped for some of these.
>>30014330
Not nearly enough Twilight for my taste but I guess can live with that.
>>30014064
Likely fake
Twilight is wondering where are you going to take her today?
>>30013753
>tfw serving under Twilight
>>30016335
There's no duty more noble and rewarding.
Sometimes I just want to express my feelings for her and the overwhelming joy they bring me. I feel like that guy who posts with double exclamation marks because I just want to shout it out. I don't know how to feel about this, it's not contagious is it?
What do you guys think actually drove Twilight to be obsessed with books to the point where she would literally live in a library?
Just a combination of not understanding the magic of friendship and wanting to be the best?
>>30017292
In Cutie Mark Chronicles she said that she was so fascinated with magic that she dedicated all her time to learn about it. All because she saw Celestia raising the sun during the Summer Sun Celebration. I guess it just so happened that her parents had that study she could use, it was in itself like a library. As a result her parents enrolled her in Celestia's school but even before that she got accustomed to just reading and studying alone and I guess it became her habit, and then her nature.
I don't think being the best has something to do with it, she always tries her hardest and then some more because she assumes responsibility but I think being competitive isn't really that important to her.
>>30011590
You're a fucking chill guy, family. I like your honesty.
>>30012412
>kaijulight
What?
>>30017292
I always thought of it like this: there's no internet, no television, so what do shut-ins do? Read. She's lived through fantasies and her own insulated life as many of us have. She's a neet, she's a shut-in. She comes up with crackpot theories, writes, reads... Her story is that she is one of us, but learns that maybe the world isn't so overwhelming when you can have friends, you know? That's what I love about Twilight: her life story could very well apply to a lot of us in that regard. Then again...I could very well be looking at this in the wrong way. I think Twilight's whole character is deeper than what we see on the level of the show. Her motivations, her OC-like behavior...
As for being the best, I wouldn't say that she does in the sense of wanting to feel superior, but rather hungry for knowledge. She wants to be the best student, not out of competition or anything, but because she believes she HAS to be good at what she does. She absorbs responsibility and whatnot like a sponge and hangs on to it fo her life. What she does is so important to her, that the fear of making a mistake is an option that must be avoided. Some of this has probably been negated as the show's progressed, though. I think she wants to be the best at what she does in the way we all want to be best at what we are passionate about.
>>30017260
Iktfb
I feel like I need to tell someone, anyone, about all the emotions I feel towards her. Had she been real, that person would be her, but instead, I've had to hold it in for so long. Now it feels like my emotions are trying to push their way back out of me. It's like I need to spill the beans, yet I don't want to be held responsible for doing so, for fear of coming off as lacking self awareness. Sometimes, I wish I'd just lose my mind and all my inhibitions, vomiting every last bit of it out for the world to see.
>>30017514
kaijulight, like the big twilight in your godzilla story. maybe something about kaijulight going on a rampage smashing villages and anon has to calm her down
>>30016529
I want to die with my face stuffed between those thighs
>>30017597
>Sometimes, I wish I'd just lose my mind and all my inhibitions, vomiting every last bit of it out for the world to see.
I'd like you to vomit it into a post that I'll read.
>>30017597
Yeah, this describes it perfectly, it's exactly like this for me as well. Sometimes it's like it just pushes out right from my chest but there's just no exit. I can't even think of words to describe it even if I wanted to. It's like describing everything I think and feel won't nearly be enough. And it is so tempting to just say it, doesn't matter who hears it. I guess you could say it'sall bottled up
There's always ways to express it creatively, like music, art and writing but it's a lot harder than it seems. I guess the only real raw exit for those emotions is throught the tear ducts with those sweet tears of joy. Sometimes it's just too much.
>>30017707You mean the one where I made Twilight get raped by Godzilla after raping Anon?
>>30017514
>She's a neet
She's always been in education and training and technically she is employed.
>>30017260
>the guy who uses double exclamation marks.
Hehe. That was me months ago. I don't use it anymore thanks to some /mlp/ users who talked to me and helped me notice of this.
>>30017954
>that GIF
Awww. SO CUTE!!!
>>30018006
yes, but this time not something fucked up like that
>>30018094
Well, I guess I kinda understand now. Funny how that happens.
I've got the comfy, tired feels that you get right before you go to bed. then again, I am about to get some slep. so here is some green
>You be Anon, innaquestria
>You don't even remember how long you've been here, but you've been living with Twilight in her castle.
>She's gone on a few more world-saving adventures since your arrival
>You went along on two of them
>They were long, they were strenuous, and they were absolutely exhausting
>But they were rewarding none the less.
>You found out some... pretty personal things about the purple princess horse that had taken you in all those years (?) ago.
>Now, you're on nickname basis with her.
>She may seem like a bit of an awkward nerd loner at first, but she's got a heart of gold when you get to know her.
>While others see her almost comical freakouts over mildly bad situations as annoying, you see it as endearing
>To you, it means that she really, truly cares about what she is doing, and that she wants it to turn out as well as is possible under her guidance.
>But enough about that
>It's time to get to the story you wanted to tell.
>It was a bit of a long day
>Rainbow Dash had one heck of a birthday party today.
>Of course, Cheese Sandwich paid a visit, in order to help plan and throw Rainbow's party.
>But some vile thing had trailed him into town.
>Celestia and Luna, who had heard of the day's festivities and wished to come and partake in them themselves, quickly dispatched the monster on their way into town.
>During the celebrations, one of Fluttershy's animals accidentally got loose from her cottage.
>She had to chase it through at least four buffets before the had the situation under control.
>One of Pinkie Pie's party cannons went off while a pony was sharing a sad story about their family.
>It took almost an hour to calm the poor stallion down
>He had become paranoid, thinking that the world was mocking him for the loss of his brother and mother.
>>30018610
Continue please.
>>30018610
>To sum it all up, you and Twilight were //tired//
>You were on a "sleep in the same bed, who's gonna care?" basis with her, which you enjoyed
>You finally got to snuggle up with another living creature when you went to sleep, and she also got someone to snuggle with in bed.
>Concerning feelings of love towards her, you were confused and unsure.
>It was okay, though. Twilight felt the same way, and simply wanted to keep things the way that they were at the time.
>You're both wearily trudging your way to the room you two both share
>You are thinking about how you will fall into a deep, comfortable sleep as soon as your head hits the pillow
>You are sure that Twilight is thinking the same as she lets out a long, sleepy yawn.
>As you both get into bed and nestle in, neither of you are really able to get to sleep straightaway.
>Twilight asks you, "Anon, can you tell me about one of those experiences you had back where you came from? I can't get to sleep right away..."
"Sure, I can't seem to get to sleep either. It's quite odd, but oh well."
>You sit up a bit, making sure to get comfortable, and reminisce to an older time...
"I remember once, when I used to take lessons on how to fly an airplane-"
>"Wait, weren't they those machines that humans use to fly?"
"Indeed they are. And so, I was taking lessons on how to pilot one once."
>"Wow. Is that a rare skill to learn amongst humans, or do all humans eventually learn how to do that?"
"It is a rare skill. There are many humans who are actually afraid of heights, which makes flying a very scary proposition for them. However, there are some of these Airplane Pilots who are actually afraid of heights, yet feel perfectly fine, at ease, sometimes even happier when up in the air flying an airplane. Isn't that strange?"
>"That IS strange! Although, I will admit, I have met some pegasi who are afraid of heights, yet still fly. I guess it can happen to Ponies too?"
"Hmm, I suppose it can. Anyway, where was I?"
>>30018724
Cool. Continue.
>>30013298
It is the kind of desperate happiness of someone looking for a reason to live. I will never know if this is true happiness or something I have tricked myself into feeling to stave off suicide.
>>30018724
>"Something about you taking lessons? And sorry about interrupting you so much, but I do like to know more about things sometimes."
>She gives you a cute little smile when she says this, and it makes your heart melt just a little bit.
"No, it's fine, you can ask all the questions you want. So, anyway, about how I was taking lessons."
>She cranes her neck up at you a little bit in anticipation
"Quite a lot of these lessons were in the morning, as soon as the airport was open, as the morning and evening are said to be the best times to fly. And-"
>"Why exactly is it that morning and evening are the best times to fly?"
"Good question. Morning and Evening times, as well as nighttime, are times when the air above the earth is the most calm, because the air is cooler. When you fly an airplane through calm air, it simply glides through the air without any problem. It is a very comfortable ride when it is calm."
>"Wow, I didn't know that this was actually a thing that you had to consider back in your world. Here in Equestria, all the wind is controlled so that nopony ever has to worry about that too much."
"Well, I guess you learned one more thing today."
>"Heh, yeah..."
"Anyway, so yeah. I usually took these lessons earlier in the day, for the calmer air. I remember one specific instance when I headed up to the airport, excited to be flying again-"
>"Wait, what exactly is one of these airports like again?"
"Hold on, I never told you?"
>"Not really..." she says quietly.
"Huh. Well, you know the way the Wonderbolts headquarters is?"
>"Yes."
"Well, it looks something like that, except that some of them have a lot more, and bigger buildings. Those are the super big airports where hundreds of thousands of people go through every day."
>"Wooooow. Those sound so grand and majestic..."
>>30018884
"They really and truly were. But, there were also the smaller, more quaint airports, the one I went to being one such. These airports were very simple, and didn't consist of much. Just a runway, long enough for a small four-seater plane to take off and land with relative ease, a building for offices and operations, and a small garage which housed the airplanes that the airport owned. It was at one of these airports that I took my flying lessons."
>"Huh. It sounds very charming, and it almost makes me want one here in Ponyville!"
>You smile at the thought of a municipal airport in Ponyville.
"Yes, that would be nice. But anyway, on to what I was saying."
>"I really have side-tracked you a lot, haven't I? I'll stop asking so many questions for a while," she squeaks sheepishly.
"Oh, no, it's fine. I don't mind it too much."
"So, on this particular morning, I headed on up to the airport, excited to be flying again. I met the owner of the airport, and the local airplane mechanic when I got there. They were both friendly, and had a small chat with me until the instructor arrived."
>At this point, Twilight yawns. You figure that she'll be asleep soon, so you continue. You yourself feel like settling down to take a nice long nap.
"As I eagerly waited for the instructor to arrive, I gazed out the windows at the runway. It was a bright and sunny day, with a little bit of dew on the grass. I watched as a plane went out onto the runway, stopped for a little while, and then sped off down the runway. It was a very happy sight for me, yet I do not know why."
"Twily, do you ever have those experiences where you feel so remarkably happy, but you can't explain why?"
>She shifts in bed, and you can tell that she is on the verge of falling asleep.
>"Of course, Anon. One of those times is when i'm with my friends, especially you."
>At this, she gives you a sleepy smile.
>You can't help but feel all warm and fuzzy inside, as you reach out to stroke her mane.
>>30019018
It's great so far. Is that all?
>>30019018
wow, I really need to get to bed /now/. Oh well...
>she nuzzles you as you pet her, letting out a soft noise of contentment.
>This causes your heart to melt even further than it already had.
>"You can go on with your story, anon."
"Right. Well, let's see. On this day, I was sitting and watching another plane take off. Well, later, when my instructor arrived, I went ahead and did what us humans call a pre-flight check. There wasn't really all that much to be concerned about, as the plane that I flew was in tip-top shape. So I did the pre-flight check, put some gasoline in the gas tanks, and then got in the plane with my instructor. We went over what it was we were going to do that day, which was just heading over to the next airport and landing a few times for practice. And so we go to the end of the runway, told the other planes in the area that we were going to take off, and then we surged forward and up into the air!"
>"Mmmm. It must be quite the feeling."
"It sure is. The feeling of steering an airplane off of the ground is second to none."
>"Well, Anon, while I would love to hear more right now, I think you and I both are ready to sleep now. So if you can hold the rest of the story until tomorrow morning, that would be amazing," she says, as she boops you on the nose.
"Okay, Twiggy, that's fine," you reply lovingly, booping her back.
>"Goodnight, Anonymous."
"Goodnight, Twilight Sparkle."
>As she magically extinguishes all light in the room, you and her both snuggle up next to each other. You can faintly hear a whisper that sounds something like "I love you, Anon" before you drift off into sleep.
fin
>>30019102
I really should stop trying to write when i'm sleepy.
pastebin: https://pastebin.com/3bihKGjN
self-advertisement I guess: http://pastebin.com/u/Admiral_Anonymous
>>30019102
that was comfy
>>30019157
thank you
have a twiggy
>>30019102
Aww. That was cute and wonderful.
>>30019102
Comfy/10, good job.
>>30018835
If you feel happy it doesn't matter. And knowing that you feel happy because of someone else I'm pretty sure it's real, you can't force happiness and love. Even if you just think you are happy, sometimes believing in it is all it takes for it to become real. And you can't lose her, not until you yourself decide that. She's always there for you. If she's your reason to live then there's no reason to stop.
I like Twilight when she shows her nerdy side
>>30021747
I can excuse that attempt to draw "some sort of scientific graph" that has nothing to do with the experiment.
But drinking in a lab triggers me.
>>30022413
Is she sad because she can't breathe?
>>30022601
No, she's sad because the hug isn't tight enough. She doesn't need a weak pity hug, don't half-ass it. She loves when you really hold her close, with a little bit of extra force even. She needs to feel your strong arms around her soft body, feel the tension in them when you squeeze her. But most importantly she absolutely needs the full body contact, preferably with no clothes between her coat and your skin. It's like your body warmth envelops her whole. She just feels at peace, so safe and secure, she feels loved. It's a hug only a human can really give and she loves it.
>>30019102
Was ok, but the story anon tells isn't very interesting, and Twilight interrupted way too much and made a few silly sounding comments. But it still had a nice comfy tone and it's Twilight green, so 7/10
>>30023321
Okay, but how does she breathe?
>>30017954
>>30017848
Typed all this out last night but didn't post
>I can't even think of words to describe it even if I wanted to. It's like describing everything I think and feel won't nearly be enough. And it is so tempting to just say it, doesn't matter who hears it.
This is why I wish I could just go insane and puke my feelings out. I feel that I desperately need to scream about it all in one continuous, incoherent fit that matches the blast of emotions that I so often experience when thinking about her. I wish I could simply spew the raw emotions themselves so that all my feelings have somewhere to go rather than building up inside me and slowly destroying my ability to think of anything else. My instincts keep urging me to lean over to her and give her a tender kiss and a hug, or to whisper to her how lovely she is, but I can do none of that. The fact that I have been forced to fail its every command leaves me in increasing frustration, but the desires never stop.
>>30025726
I'd just like to inform you that you're reaching critical levels of autism. Beware, once you go critical, you cannot ever go back.
>>30025765
Critical levels of autism are the only ways for me to stay happy, anyway isn't almost every single person here basically in-love with Twilight and doesn't give a fuck about what others think?
>>30025765
Thanks, I didn't know.
In all seriousness, I often find myself hating how much I love her. I feel pathetic that my own emotions have dragged themselves and me to such lows. But damn, I just love her so much. It's not her fault. Sorry, I'm kinda tipsy right now.
>>30003547
>*Land*
>*Raise*
>no nostrils
>pony with human shoulders
It's shit
Can someone please explain why there is so god damn much TwilightxShining porn and why it's so popular? I was browsing Twilight pics on derpibooru last night with no filters and was shocked by how popular that ship is (dozens of pics with over a thousand upvotes). Even more disturbing is that Shining has barely any character, so the excuse of shipping siblings because they make an intereating pair or something doesn't work, it's just incest for incest's sake. Why? Do people really like incest THAT much?
>>30026185
It's in part caused by the shortage of stallions, I'm guessing.
>>30025726
>>30025831
I know this feel, being so inspired, so lifted but at the same time so utterly powerless. It's crushing, but at the same time you can't get enough of this high. It's just bittersweet in every king of way.
>give her a tender kiss and a hug, or to whisper to her how lovely she is
I whisper it when I hug my pillow pretending it's her. Every singly night. It's not the same but it's something, just getting it in a vocal form feels so good and satisfying, even a simple "I love you, Twilight". Chances are I won't get to say it to her directly anyway so why hold back.
>>30025811
Well, we are considered to be the most autistic fans. I guess being vocal about feelings and taking them this seriously is one of the reasons.
What was that, Anon? You said that she can do anything she wants to do to you today?
>>30026607
Yeah well I kinda did, so what, she's gonna make me study all day or something? Or read her Alien Alicorns vs. Space Pirates fanfiction to me? Ooh, what horrors she can subject me to for one day, I am so very scared.
>>29972128
Explain this, Twifags
>>30027365
What's there to explain? It's a visual gag that represents how in this episode she's gonna fail doing pretty simple things in a traditional pony way.
>>30026607
Alien encephalon analysis day. Yay!
>>30027733
>Twilight will never open up your skull and rub her pussy directly onto your brain until you're too stupid to understand anything other than sex
>>30027772
I'm pretty sure that's not how the brain works.
Getting bored of regular sex, Twilight set up a safe word so that all sexual encounters between the two of you would be "rape". Whether she's "raping" you, or the other way around, you can only fuck via rape.
>>30028006
The safeword is changing every three days and you have to give one to her and vice versa. Soon it becomes a personal challenge to make the word as hard to pronounce as possible, and then to outright make you figure it out without telling if it's the right word. She gives you a big math problem and the solution is your safe word, meanwhile you pick something from obscure human history she probably doesn't even remember anymore. You have exactly one day to figure out the next safe word and then if it's wrong you have a day to endure until you're allowed to know the correct one.
Though the effectiveness of this method of making things thrilling has decreased as Twilight doesn't seem to ever know her safeword even if you give her an easy one. You're pretty sure that at this point she does it on purpose to push things even further, making you do even more daring things, screaming in "horror" how she doesn't remember the safeword while she's more aroused than ever.
>>30027772
>she'll never go on to rip pieces of it off and insert them in her pussy
>>30028482
>>30028243
>>30028006
>>30027831
>>30027772
>>30027733
This is why the rest of the board hates us.
>>30028496
They don't give a fuck about us rather than hate us. The most popular things to hate nowadays are Starlight and glimmerfags.
>>30028482
Something, something, fucking intelligence.
>>30028496
>rampant shitposting, falseflagging and baiting: the board
>having the right to hate anything
Besides rape-play and lobotomy aren't really that extreme.
>>30028482
Well she told me she wants to fuck my brains out, I guess that counts.
This is your Twilight for tonight.
So what type of hairstyle does she have? I've heard bowl cut before, but I dunno...
>>30029088
I'll find go find derpy then
>>30029229
straight with blunt bangs
>>30029088
Eh, she'll do.Better than nothing.
>>30027772
>You will never open up Twilight's skull, fuck her brain and then cover it with your cum
>>30029275
>settling for less because of circumstances
This is not something that Twily would approve of.
>>30027365
Like >>30027591 said. Visual Gag
The mare is fully clothed and ready for sleep.
>>30031748
A futile endeavor. She knows I will just rip a hole in it and fuck her hard over the bed.
>>30031760
Joke's on you, she knew you're gonna try to do that so this one already has a hole! No ripping clothes for you.
>>30030916
She's FAT
>>30031866
The proper term is "Extra thicc"
>>30030916
>>30032111
>"thicc" completely replaced "healthy" in chan slang
Is there really only one position in which she can rape Anon? Anon has many more options at his disposal if he wants to rape her.
>>30030916
Yeah that's anthro.
>>30032598
Only one? You're probably thinking of the fuckbox thing, which indeed does limit the number of available positions considerably.
>>30032414
>she's technically a virgin, since she's never had sex with another pony
>but in her nerd years she played with increasingly massive dildos, ever pushing the limits
>it quickly becomes apparent that her first time with a guy, who happens to be you, is a serious hotdog down a hallway scenario
>can't cum
>she looks bored
>wat do?
>>30035585
Get discord
>>30035585
Cry.
>>30035585
Stick you arm in up past the elbow
>>30035869
Stretching the vagina lengthwise is incredibly arduous and time-consuming and pretty much impossible to the extent you're suggesting, so unlessTwilight also likes to dilate her cervix to an extreme degree and you're sticking your arm right through it in the uterus, assuming everything's been sterilized, and she's also a big enough horse, then this is pretty much impossible.
>>30035947
This is an astute observation and I can't deny the truth of it. However I feel that it's worth considering thatpretty purple pony princess magic waifus are also impossible
>>30036055
Well if she has magic like that she can just make herself tight again. Problem solved.
>>30032324
Such an underappreciated comic.
>>30036152
>>30036055
True, yet it should be noted thatit's always good to have some realism and consistency. Asspulls can lead to a slippery slope.
>>30036107
Why not make your cock humongous instead?
>>30036152
>>30036158
Wat was that?
>>30036152
>>30036158
Holy shit, this is amazing.
>>30036152
>>30036158
wat
>>30036264
Every time I post it, people are either confused by it or enamored of it; there is no middle ground.
There is no comic like MLP Comic.
>>30036427I don't think it's that good to be honest
MLP Comic is True Art.
>>30036427
Plz post the comic that had the image from >>30032324
>>30036468
Proceeds >>30036152.
>>30036468
>MLP Comic is True Art.
True. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueArtIsIncomprehensible
>>30036637
>posting a link to TVtropes
Might as well blast my cells with powerful radiation and give me cancer. (And no, it's not cancer because of the whole "TVtropes sucks you in for hours" meme [all interesting wiki pages with numerous links to other interesting pages can do that, the fact people associate it with TVtropes instead of Wikipedia shows how many people are curious about popular entertainment instead of the real world], it's cancer for many other reasons such as: funny but horribly impractical and confusing names for tropes, long, brainless lists of tropes included in some piece of entertainment, annoying and inconsistent writing style, repetitive jokes in different articles [if I read one more link to the Self-Illustrating Article page I will snap] and arbitrary selection of works to include in lists of trope usage examples.)
>>30037150
You're wasting your breath. I don't give two shits about tvtropes. I posted the link just for the phrase. And if you're one of those people who can't help exposing themselves to lethal content on the internet, here's another dose for you: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/AllBlue/BrokenRecord
I believe this one's extra radioactive, ultra-low wavelength gamma radioactive.
Enjoy.
Crystal Twilight!
>>30038517
She's transparent, yet you can't see her internal organs. What sorcery is this?
>>30038740
The better question is would you be able to see your dick inside her?
>>30038759
You can't even see what she had for lunch, so most likely not.
>>30038740
Aw, like those translucent amphibians. That would be adorable. I need art of this.
"I only want to say,
If there is a way,
Take this crown away from me
For I don't want to taste its friendship.
Feel it burn me,
I have changed.
I'm not as sure, as when we started.
Then, I was inspired.
Now, I'm sad and tired.
Listen, surely I've exceeded expectations,
Tried for three years, seems like thirty.
Could you ask as much from any other mare?"
>Twilight will never force you to wear only purple clothing wherever you go and brand you with tattoos of her cutie mark so everypony knows who you belong to
bump
>>29972128
This is a nice thread
>>30042621
What a QT!!!
>>30040778
What kind of clothing would that be though? Would she try to match your descriptions of human clothing so you'd be impressed with how much she knows about it? Or would she try to make something more traditional to ponies but for a human? Use you for kind of a purple Starswirl cosplay and later demand you leave the hat on when going to bed with her? Or maybe she'd try to embarrass you with a silly costume to get back at you for that one time you embarrassed her?
>>30040778
m-my fettish
>>30043913
What a dirty pony.
Clean the mare.
reminder that twilight's character never recovered after season 3
>>30045003
reminder that you should consider committing suicide
Jeez, you don't have to be so dead /ntt/, I might accidentally stop procrastinating and actually draw or write something for once if I don't have a distraction!
>>30047200
it's not that dead. but please draw or write something
>>30047218Well, as soon as I actually learn how to draw better and get confident enough to properly write my ideas I'll be sure to post it, as they are all centered around Twilight anyway.
>>30047200
Maybe you should upgrade to Twilight 2.0. The Glimmer thread is so active each lasts only a few days.
>>30047659
it seems to be mostly because of all the baiting, falseflagging and shitflinging going on, kind of like what you're doing right now but on a much larger scale
>>30047659
No, I would rather see a bump once every few hours here than scroll through another abusenigger spergout there.
>>30047659
>liking worst pone
I'd advise you to clean up your taste, but it seems you don't have any to speak of.
>>30039887
deep
>>30047218
I've written a short little story, but I'm waiting for this thread to die before I post it
Speaking of which, let me post an image so we get closer to the cap
You know Shadowlock fucked her at least once. This is indisputable. She probably moaned his name as he slid his horsecock deep inside her.
>>30049999
Quads confirm
>>30049999
This is not true. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>30049999
(You) tried
>>30049999
I don't care. I'm not with her anyway, why shouldn't she live a happy life?
When I get to Equestria I'll just cuck Shadowlock. Not that hard.
New
>>30050443
>>30049999
Who even is Shadowlock?
>>30050893
edgy character from the comics who twilight flirted with