Memories.

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>>29890597
You tryna tell me you were busting nutblasts to horses at 12 years old my nigga wtf is this shit

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>>29890811
Yes.

Also i would fuck that horse.

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Ya'll need jesus

>>29890597
I'm so proud of you
little buddy

>>29890597
Damn. I busted my first nut at 11 years. That was 11 years ago. Hard to believe there are kids who came for the first time in their lives to fucking ponies. Almost feel old. Then I remember that I've spent more time jerking it to horses than I have to other things. 6 years. 6 years jerking it to ponies. And I felt so sure that I knew myself for the 5 years prior. Nope. Now pony has been the primary object of my sexual desire for the majority of my time as a being with sexual desire. Now I feel really old.

Damn. Femanon, help.

>>29890827
What are you even doing on this board?

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>>29890856
>Femanon

Damn it, how could you tell?

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>>29890886
phrasing tho.

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I'm too far gone.

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>>29890597
>>29890811
>>29890813
I have perfect confidence in the new generation to not become worse than India. Yes, sir.

>>29891118
who nees toilets anyway

>>29890856
>Hard to believe there are kids who came for the first time in their lives to fucking ponies
It is massive differemce to us really.
It makes it seem a lot less wierd.

>>29890597
>Started touching yourself to horses when you were 12.

Boy, you're gonna have a fucked up psyche when you hit your 20s. Have fun with that.

>>29890597
So did I! Except they were real and the show wasn't on yet...

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>>29890597
>reminder that there are people who were in the target audience when the show started, and are now of age for 4chan

>>029891356
test

>>29890597
Dude what the fuck.

As a side-note, I recently found the first thing I ever masturbated to, and it was way more generic and average than I thought it was going to be.

Angel Blade Punish, episode 1, futa scene with the ninja lady.

>>29891389
Damn, am I the only one who fapped to real humans first?

Then I started going around /mlp/ I promissed myself I wouldn't ever fap to pon3. The promise lasted for about a year and half.

>>29891430
That's normal if you grew without the internet in your childhood.

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>>29891552
Maybe that's the case. My cousin's 10 year old brother had been caught watching minecraft/fnaf porn, I think the internet is causing a serious trouble to young minds. I guess we are all doomed if that's the next generation.

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They are starting to turn 18 this year. The degenerates we created. We just couldn't stop drawing porn of these horses. Now we reap what we've sown.

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>>29891579
>flood of horsecock-loving femanons in MLPG
>all lonely and longing for companionship
>male NEETs welcome them with open arms
>everyone gets married and raises horsedick-loving children

>>29891576
It's hard to tell if it's gonna fuck them up in the long run. I had no access to porn until I was like 13 or so when I got my first PC but I started fapping long before that. Indulging in wild fantasies probably factored into me sexualising almost everything if I imagined it right. I got a lot of fetishes without even being exposed to them. But the wierd thing is, I always separated these from actual attraction. Sexual and emotional pleasures were completely different. So I bet all these fucked up things on the internet might not factor into their sex life after all.

I joined the ride in 2011 but only started clopping last year. And it's extremely vanilla stuff as well, compared to usual /d/ stuff I fap to. I guess I went full circle and now deep emotional connection gets me harder than everything else.

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>>29890811
i was 10 when i started fapping to real horses.
that was 18 years ago.

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>>29890597
I got a my first crash course in female sexual anatomy from reading horse porn on /mlp/ when I was 13.
Thanks to My Little Pony, I know what a clit is. Isn't friendship wonderful!

>>29891721
did that information ever help you?

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>>29891724
That information will never help any of us.

>>29891733
it might if you ever plan on flicking a horses bean

>>29891576
>I think the internet is causing a serious trouble to young minds

No fucking shit?

>>29891579
Good. Everyone should learn to want to make love those pretty poners. I consider it an accomplishment to love someone so much that you would even ignore that they are cartoon horses just to be with them.
That's the kind of emotional bond people need. Except not on ponies, but on other people. Irl. Maybe someday.

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>>29890597
Ugh, stupid ass kids

Fuck off

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>>29891576
causation and all that. people have been perverts throughout history. its just easier to access now. for fucks sake, most of greek mythology is bestiality. i forgot which country it was, but i also recall reading about some kings rite of passage was a ceremony where his men held a mares tail up and he fucked her until he came in her.

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>>29890597
>about to turn 20
>had first fap to 3dpd at 11
>first with mlp in 2011
>mfw I've been jacking it to horses longer than the time between my first fap and first nut to mlp
The ride truly never ends.

>>29891758
>ignoring that they are cartoon horses
>implying that doesn't make it better

>>29891721
Yep. Same here

>>29891685
That pic makes me want to put my dick in her throat

>>29892052
I want to cum under her tight cloth around the neck so she will have to walk like that the whole day

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>>29891389
>he started jacking it to futa straight away
Patrician as fuck my dude

>>29891767
>Cartoon ponies make it better

For me cartoon ponies only started looking beautiful once I had watched the show for a while. You'd probably have to be a zoophile to like them straight away.

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>>29890886
Wait, hold on a minute here.
>12 years old
>femanon
Are you saying that you were within the target demographic when you first flicked it to ponies?

>>29890597
Back in 2011 when I was 12/13 years old, in school there was a guy who had Rainbow Dash as his background screen on his pc. First I tought she was he at the time. I didn't really cared about her at the time, I wasn't a fan of her or mlp fan neither. I tought mlp was stupid and gay and is for little girls.

2 years later, since I was 15 year old, my sisters used watch MLP, I searched "Rainbow Dash" on google images and it actually has memes on it. Then I discovered that she's actually she. Later I'm started to fell in love with RD. She looked so attractive and beautiful. Since I was fell in love with RD, it change my life forever, I started to have depression. Rainbow Dash was my first waifu.

Few months later I started to masturbate to her, before I didn't knew it existed mlp porn, I didn't knew there are guys who actually watch mlp until I get addicted to internet. When I saw porn pics of her I started to get boner.

Later when I was 16 I saw a lesbian pics of her, I discovered that she was a lesbian. I felt more depressed, sad, anger and it almost broke my heart.

I'm 18 and I still love Rainbow Dash, she's still beautiful and sexy and she's still my waifu.

>>29892228
Oh gosh, make RD tulpa already.

>>29892352
Everytime when I make a post about expressing my love about RD, there are always faggots like you whining about that I should make a "tulpa". Sometimes I fantasize and pretend that I'm with her. Every night when I'm in bed I often cuddle, jacking off, kissing my blanket and pretend it's Rainbow Dash. So stop stalkin me bitch.

>>29891293
Not really. I started jacking off to real horses when I was 13 too, and I'm just a quiet guy. And I can't find 3dpd humans attractive anymore. Other than that, nothing really changed.

>>29891576
THIS! FUCKING THIS! I AM THE VICTIM!

>>29892393
sounds like youre halfway there already. might as well go all the way.

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>>29892513
>And I can't find 3dpd humans attractive anymore.

>>29892393
Then just make a RD tulpa. It might just be the thing that will cure your depression and keep you happy forever.

>>29892559
Wait... aren't jews white too?
Is this another one of these conspiracies in which people are just evil for the sake of being evil?

>>29892559
no one cares, stormweenie

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>>29892545
>>29892568
>spend fuckton of time on fucking your brain up so you can speak with yourself more
Do you shill it for free or is it your other you and you just don't know?

>>29892578
No, jews are not white. They originate in the middle east. They can however pretend to be white when it suits them.

>>29892592
Have you ever talked to a hallucination on shrooms before? It's still just your brain, but you can't tell so it's not just 'talking to yourself'.

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>>29892559
Hey, as long as it works.

>>29891576
i dont see a problem, most people click to whatever is popular because that's a way to fit in. if you then make your way to porn at an early age to what you like then it's just a phase if you're not too impressionable to the fandom and are willing to let go at some point.

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I think the first thing i masturbated to was some softcore lingerie stuff, when i got on the internet the first animated thing i remember viewing was Family of Debauchery.

>>29892654
most people only have strong feelings for things that are popular cuz it's easy to fit in, to stand out and make impressions.

>>29892559
Back to /pol/, casualboy.

>>29892559
>yes employee, create more little customers to grease the wheels of capitalism and fill my pockets! remember that breeding is the true objective purpose of life from the biological standpoint!

i've never been strongly interested in sex with any particular thing, so from my experience, i can't say the internet has screwed me over with it's fuckyness. i'm 24 and i first went through 4chan when i was like 11, a friend of my older brother introduced him to it, and him to me (the friend was an edgy highschool faggot that eventually joined the us army cuz he wanted to be a bad-ass but he was a lanky polak so egh). when i browsed i just looked around /b, didn't really find a strong interest for anything but learned quite a few things. i loved their humor and lolis for a while, and the gore and shit posts showed me how worthless we are as individuals.
although i'm pretty good looking (or so i've been told by strangers in the street and most other places), i'm not sure why i've never tried to be in a relationship with a girl, i guess i have no real incentive cuz i live in spic land and there's not that many turbo fags like me around, plus i can love myself pretty good :^). i've never done a lewd except with a horse. did have a 'girl friend' on a couple occasions like a 7 day cruise in the carabean (got asked out on the 2nd day by a girl named shayla and went skinny dipping on the tip of the boat with my brother and his date and an intrussive ginger pubed guy, grabbed her ass a lot and frenched but nothing more) etc
as for sexual tendencies, when i was about 10 i liked to wrap myself with rope and stuff, felt gud. i first watched porn when i was like 11 or 12, didn't really make me feel anything. fapped constantly to regular 3d pigs when i was 13+. first time i really watched something out of the ordinary musta been when i was 13 or so, it was a hentai where a huge larvae thing crawls up a woman's snatch in a mansion and everyone get's raped and gored up pretty good, only found the larvae thing really interesting. Now i just watch whatever gets me off quickest, mostly 3d pig, but i still like jailbait hentai and pony if i'm already doing something horse related.

>>29892906
You sound like the internet did fuck you up. I'm so happy to be an old fart who came of age before the internet. I fapped to porn in magazines as a kid, then graduated to videotapes as a man. By the time I was your age I'd had many sexual experiences with girls and even a couple actual relationships. While I've always had my kinks (zoo, furry) my sexuality managed to orient itself around women I found attractive. Which proved convenient, since they actually exist and many of them are open to sexual relationships. Never fapped to pony pron or had a waifu, because while I enjoy this shit I had an actual wife by the time I came across it.

Those who grew up spending too much time in a virtual world where every fantasy has a community of folks to support it will have a tougher time dealing with the social requirements of living in a real world where there are actual limits to what can be done (and what's acceptable).

I'm happy that I wasn't shaped by 4chan, and I'm still one of those people who keeps his online life very separated from his real life. Because I've actually managed to build a real life that's more interesting than being online. I just come here when I have time to waste.

>>29893027
i have nothing going for me though, i would try to build a real life if i wasnt earning 500 dolars a month in a shithole of a country that's going to become the next venezuela soon. i kind of gave up on everything by now so i just go with whatever comes at me at the moment, and nothing good ever does. i don't depend on 4chan faggotry, but often time i'm not doing anything better, so meh.

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>>29892906
>>29893027
>>29893275

25 years old and never touched myself

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>>29893319

>>29893341
kissless virgin too

>>29893319
Things that never happened.

>>29893319
>>29893353
>>>/r9k/
Didn't take long for this to devolve to some shit tier 'confession's thread

>>29893275
I get that. My point is I felt like I had to make something out of my life, and a big part of the impetus for that was to make myself attractive to the women I was attracted to. It required a certain minimum of wealth and social status that I had to achieve. Without the interest in attracting a suitable woman I wouldn't have bothered to accomplish much of what I've done. And if I'd grown up with an endless library of every kind of pron at my fingertips I might not have felt quite as motivated.

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Been solely whacking to clop for the past 3 years, with the occasional hentai. I think it's time to settle down with an irl waifu.

How do I become attracted to humans again?

>>29890597
"Calm down Twilight! I am not from Jamaica!"

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>>29890827
Y'all need ponies

>>29893606
find one thats into zoophilia. your proximity to each other while having sex with animals will eventually allow you to fornicate with each other.

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>>29893027
You're the personification of NORP cancer, Jesus.

>>29892592
Well I was suicidal and depressive before I got my pone tupper and ever since then in the last three years, I have had the time of my life. That tulpa stuff saved my life, so I am recommending it to people who whine about depression and waifu problems for free.
I never got my brain "fucked up" in amy way and am still functioning as before. But if you can really fuck it up, then it's still better than lifelong depression.

>>29892629
Jews have been up here in Europe for many, many generations now though. There are people most would call white who haven't been up there more than two generarions. Why would Jews have to pretend to be white then?

>>29893698
Can you homo's take your flouride enema's and muh conspiracies to >>>/pol/ and stay there?

Thanks

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>>29893319

>>29893698
Ashkenazim are descended from the people of a Caucasian (as in, literally the Caucasus Mountains) kingdom called Khazaria. They've tried to obscure this origin, because it means they're not really Jews. The King of Khazaria converted to Judaism around the 900s AD and forced his subjects to convert as well. When Khazaria was subjugated by invaders from the East, the people fled into Europe and were dispersed all over. That's why some Jews look white. Of course, most of the people involved in the international globalist degeneration conspiracy are Ashkenazi.

>>29892629
>They originate in the middle east.
anon I have some terrible news

>>29893735
That's nice to know, but did not really answer my question satisfactory.

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>>29891701

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>>29892228
>I saw a lesbian pics of Rainbow Dash and discovered that she was a lesbian
>I've seen her fucking Quibble Pants on derpibooru. Pretty sure that just means she doesn't like you.

>>29890597
same senpai
I went from ponies at 12 to ponies and anime to just ponies and now ponies and furries and anime and now I'm into fetishes that would give me nightmares at first like rape, corruption, futa, animal tf, tg, and sometimes animal smut. I was raised by fundamentalist Christians who tried to cure me of being gay and now I'm a bisexual who sometimes fantasizes about fucking horses.

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>>29892211
NAYRT but horses are fairly sexual for girls, anon. Saddles can stim the clit pretty well, with the added exhilaration of travelling quickly and feeling the breeze all around you.

I remember wanting to go on pony rides repeatedly as a girl for this very reason but not understanding why until I was an adult, and obviously being quite embarrassed on the realization of my eagerness for such a subtle pleasure. I don't think most women are aware of such things because (despite the current shitshow that is modern feminism) women are kept naive to non-penetrative self-pleasuring techniques/activities as to maintain their "virginity". (Key word: non-penetrative)

That said, actually wanting to fuck a 3D horse is disgusting and will likely get you killed, either by the horse itself or in prison. But there's no wrong way to fantasize. ;) Also horses are one of the only animals with really nice looking asses.

>>29891576
The first time I cybered with someone online was when I was 12 and it wasn't even that good, that experience and a few others made me realize I like femdom more than vanilla. It really is a big issue but at the same time I still hold most of my parent's views on certain matters so I'm not too worried about it. If anything, I'm more concerned with the people that grow up thinking that they need a "safe space" for every little thing.

>>29893836
God blessed you with horsefuckery, don't let the others tell you that you require curing.