Why is Adagio so damn sexy?

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>>29822940
It's the poof and her dominating personality.

>>29822940
Double jointed hips.

>>29822940
because she doesn't have a penis

it's not that I'm against futa, but the idea of females not having a penis or having had once before getting it removed if they are trans arouse me.

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>>29822959

>>29822940
just imagine being the poor barber who has to comb her hair straight to cut it.

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>>29822940
>Barbie
>sexy
sniggering @ ur life senpai

>>29822966
at everyone his fetish bro.

>>29822978
Her non mane is glorious

>>29822984
She's actually a fish horse, sad I need to explain this on this board

>>29822984
dumb commie poster

>>29822978
You mean, imagine how hard his dick would be while combing that poof
no wait, that's gay

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>>29823029
I don't see a fish nor a horse, familad
I just see a shitty monster high abomination

>>29823001
just wanted to point out: "To each his own"

>>29823042
right, this, sorry

>>29823029
>>29823037
actually, horrifying thought.

hair that poofy would be intensely longer when straight.

that would be some loong hair. probably has alot of tangles that make it a pain to brush out too.

its nice but the care it would require is terrifying.

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>>29823047
it happens, don't worry.

Have a useful grammar Twalot

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>>29823056
>not wanting to take care of her poof for hours everyday, running your fingers through her glorious curls, caressing her scalp ever so lightly, sometimes getting a satisfied sigh in response, reassuring you that you're doing a good job
F A G
A
G

>>29822940
You deserve death you pathetic piece of shit.

Die.

>>29822940
It's how smug she is combined with her domineering personality.

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>>29822940
Pinchable cheeks.

>>29823056
I bet her hair smells of sweet citrus and a bit of "i don't give a fuck" smell, I don't know what that smell is but I can imagine it

>>29823038
>not liking Monster High
Pleb desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwCJ48dkiw

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Poof is literal sex.

>>29823122
She literally doesn't need magic horse gem powers to make me do anything she says

>>29823248
what about murder?

>>29823261
I'd commit genocide if she ordered me too.

>>29823114
DWK pls

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>>29823280
what if she outright said she was just using you and there would be no reward even if you somehow pull off what she wants?

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>>29823292
nigga how do I get it into that thick skull of yours?
I would do ANYTHING she says.

>>29823322
well those digits confirm it.

you sad spineless fool. at least beg to get to touch her hair or something.

>>29822984
better than your shithorse

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>>29822959
Well, there's nowt as queer as folk, now is there?

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>>29823335
If she wants my spine she can have that too.

>>29822940
80s big hair.

>>29823280
BETA SIGHTED

>>29823646
I want the poof to rip my spine out like the Predator.

>>29822940
Stay in your dead character general, asshole

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>>29823341
Horse >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not horse
Always

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>>29823793
No

>>29822940
She'd be even sexier with an extra two hundred pounds

She's not.

>>29822940
Hips.

>>29823122
>>29823082
Get out of here, paradox, and get back to drawing Thundercats garbage.

>>29823109
>puffy vulva

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>>29822940
She's an unquestionable alpha female.

Of course she's sexy. She's the sort you should want to make babies with.

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>>29823874

>>29823038

That was my first thought too. I was done with ponies in general at the time and only sat down to watch Rainbow Rocks due to completionist autism. I was actually pissed when I started watching but my opinion took a 360° and moonwalked away as soon as Dagi did her evil smile for the first time. I say give it a watch. Doesn't harm to.

>>29823280

That doesn't count. Genocide is it's own reward.

>>29823874
>>29824606

Like this?

>>>/fit/40988807

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Cause her ass don't quit

>>29824770
Anon pls

My tastes are only in made up fantasy land where there are no real world consequences.

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>>29824796
i want to lick her face so bad

>>29823627
Literally what?

>>29822940
The poofy hair

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>>29822940

Because she's a rip-off of Pizazz from the Gem?

>>29825342

I dunno mate, "tranny" isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I look at Adagio.
Plus I don't know if it's a ripoff when the same company hold both IPs.

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>>29822959
>the idea of females not having a penis...arouses me

>>29825396
Well, we all know how many people are turned on by the idea of females HAVING a penis.

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>>29823786
Turn her into a Cyborg Midwife

>>29825451
Is that System Shock 2?

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>>29825466
yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjtSogs0qM

>Adagioborg will never stalk you down so she can lovingly impregnate you with annelid seahorse babies

>>29822959
those smooth and flat pubis

>>29822984
>long legs
>tiny waist
>Thin AND curvy
>mini skirts and high heeled fuck me boots are an everyday thing.
If I went to that school I don't think I would make it through first period without creaming myself.

>>29825390

It's pretty much the same idea, three decades later.

>>29822940
She has a dick.

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>>29828232

>>29822959
>females not having a penis or having had once before getting it removed if they are trans arouse me
This is almost tile pattern tier.

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>>29828654
all of /dzg/ are cockhungry faggots, just like their daddy muaythaiguy

ask them AND the shimmerfags

>>29822959
>being aroused by females that don't have penises

You fucking freak.

>>29828679
Don't you speak that demon's name. We denounce him and praise the kind gods who banned him.

>>29822940

Because she bleaches her asshole, of course.

Assuming you get that reference.

>>29822940
Pooferfish pufferfish

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>>29825451
Forgot how fucked up that game is.

Is a psi-only run viable?

Already beat the game as a navy guy.

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>>29829628
Only played through it once teebeeaitch, and that was as a Marine (muh guns, muh pewpews). I didn't really use Psi...like at all. Except for some instances of Kinetic Redirection. But I do believe Psi only is perfectly possible. You'll need to become proficient with your wrench and learn to avoid some enemies until you can upgrade to higher Psi tiers and get some of the more devastating offensive/defensive enhancements—things like Projected Pyrokenesis, Hypnogenesis, and Electron Suppression. And then godmode powers like Enhanced Motion Sensitivity, Photonic Redirection, and Instantaneous Quantum Relocation.

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>>29822959

>>29822945
Nice

>>29824791
"prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt"

>>29822940
Pompf

>>29829628
Psi-only is viable however since it's highly specialized you will have to use the wench a lot more often. You may or may not even use any guns at all, which might make it another challenge. However, you got psi.

>>29822940
a can of tuna is sexier than her

>>29822940