/FPH/ MEGA PIZZA DELIVERY PART 2

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ayyy thanks for steven part 2 famalam

>>40984609

bless, you're a good man!

>>40984609
Dr. Savage

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>>40984677
>This vessel can no longer contain my laughter

>>40984609
John left humanity behind

>>40984609
based now

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>>40984677

Check this fuckin frame out, man.

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>>40984609
I love you anon.

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>>40984609

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>>40984609
FINALLY

THANK YOU OP

PRINCES BRING ME MY PILLS!

>>40984609
these people are obv mentally ill and hurting themselves. why dont they cut off their food supply in a psychiatric hospital?

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fuck yeah. i always enjoy watching this shit at breakfast after gym. thanks OP

>>40985578
because we like watching mentally ill people.

>I don't think I'm depressed.

Wew lad.

>>40984609
I can't get the video file to work on any media player. Anyone else with the same problem? Can't redownload either because the site has limited download caps.

>>40986276
I use PotPlayer, worked fine.

Found a place to stream it online. Just beware the usual ad cancer:

http://www.watchfree.to/tv-2a4f2b-My-600-lb-Life-tv-show-online-free-putlocker.html/season-5-episode-14

>>40984609
Dr. Now is slaying it this season!

If this family can make it, nobody has any excuse anymore...

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>>40984609
I heard something about a 4 hour special, is the entire 4 hours just of Steven throwing tantrums?

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>>40984609

>this is for steven not me

>i haven't gain any weight so im doing good

>opening my hobby haven has me too busy to lose weight

>i go to the park to play with my RC car so that's good exercise

>>40986436
tempted to read but also not due to length and girth of post

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>>40984609


can i have a slice?

I'll be seeing you at the gym tomorrow, right anon?

You're not skipping out, right?

Wait, you don't even go to the gym?!

But, you hate yourself? You hate how fat you are?

Come on, anon, get some sleep and start going regularly.

>>40984609
Any youtube link please, on a phone need motivation

>>40986664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CUxB4cDO4

>>40986276
It would be useful if you specified which video file. Part 2 works for me just fine in mpv. You can redownload after waiting some time though, and I think the download cap is 5 gigs, so you can redownload the 2 gig file.

>>40986453
Front butt
How these people can go out their houses with that monster body?

>>40986713
20 last minutes of the show are missing in that

>>40986571
I've seen this one posted a few times, it's a good read, you won't regret it

>>40985119
YES
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAH
I love you man

>>40985119
Congrats you made a meme brah

>>40984609
I hope they follow up with the brothers again in the future. I don't normally watch reality shit but these two eps were great

>>40985119
> fat man falling at incredible speed

>>40984677
dude wtf

I was kinda impressed with these two, I mean he's like 750lbs and could walk (kinda).

There's other ones who need help sitting up who are only 600lb light weights

>>40986988
Watch the James episode

>>40987120
im watching it now, they must have mega calves under there

>>40986866
Hula hoops are fatphobic.

>>40985119
FORTY KEKS

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his nuts are fucking massive

>>40985119
>mfw the mcRib is back

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>>40987283
kek

>>40986582
He looks like Mr.Lahey
Mabye Justin is his little Randy?

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>>40987311
forgot pic
>>40986582

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wew

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>>40987316
Or sam

>even a 600lbs lard hangs out with roasties

>>40987737
Holy shit I knew his dad looked familiar but I couldn't think of it. That fucking caveman.

>>40984609
Someone please a quick rundown

>>40987606

This foot could feed a family of cannibals for weeks.

>>40988009
more likely a whole village

>>40988027
Wonder if they even would.

>>40987952
>Rothschilds bow to Assantis
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control McDonalds with an iron but fair fist
>Own tendies & scooters globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal pudding line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Assantigrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Food editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Assanti babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Papa Johns & Dominos
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two ambuloceti who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented gastronomical progress with them
>They own Ranch sauce R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Assantibots inside you right now
>The Assanti are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Assanti bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their twinkie reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Assanti
>The brothers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>40988080
HHHAAHAHAHAAAHHHAHAAA

>asspill

>take the asspill anon

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>the era of fatkino is upon us

>>40985330
>I know you don't fucking think those scooters are there for people that are ACTUALLY disabled correct? They're there for the monsterous barron harkonnen sized hedonists
To put that into perspective, the Baron Harkonnen weighed 440 pounds. Assanti's almost twice that.

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>>40988421
In the future, all megafats will use hover-suspenders and rule over us with a flabby fist.

>>40987281
That's a gut, anon. You don't get a nutsack that size without elephantiasis.

>>40988421
Jesus, the goalposts sure have moved on what constitutes morbid obesity.

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MUH LEGS
IT'S FRIED!

Jesus christ, I used to take 240mg of oxycodone a day and managed to detox by myself in my room puking and shitting for two days straight.

Steven needs to be shot in the head, holy fuck.

>>40985763

get back to your containment you stupid doturds

>>40987606
Jesus look at that fooooot

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>>40985212
at least it's dead

>>40988807
ever had the feel of eating while on a cut and didn't know how to prevent the carvings? Just watch this and you woun't eat for a full week

>>40988469
>There will never be a fat, gay villain like the Baron ever again.

>>40989434
Was he gay? I don't remember that detail standing out. I thought he was just a creepy single dude.

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>>40988080

>>40988372
beautiful

$10 says that the reason Justin can't reconcile with Steven and the reason Steven is understanding of that is because he probably molested him while high/intensely sexually frustrated.

>>40989475
no dude was a major faggot
all of the rich hedonists of both sexes tend to go full queer or pan

>>40989434
the sad thing is, the average person from 600lb life is bigger and less mobile then the barron.

>>40987281
I can't tell if those shorts were black but have been bleached by sweat or brown and stained black by god knows what.

>>40989592

Aaaah.....you're probably right.

>>40988807
ahhh muh fried legs

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>>40987737

he's definitely sam

>>40989971
Greasy Fucking caveman

>>40988807
Fuck...I just ate too.

That's one of the nastiest things I've seen all week.

Shit like this makes me so angry, of only for his kids. Can you imagine making your daughter wipe your shitty fat ass and clean your crusty fat folds all because you're too lazy and stubborn to change your eating habits?

I will never understand how someone could let themselves get to this point.

How the fuck can they even afford this much food? Are they on welfare or something?

Also, why in the world are his (James) enablers so afraid of him? They're scared he'll get mad...but what is going to do? Get up and hit them?

They're feeding this dude a plate of food every morning that could feed a family of 5, and they're afraid that if they don't, he'll get upset. Who gives a shit? If he's bedridden, why not just force him to eat healthy shit? He's not going to get up and beat them, and he damn sure won't get up and start cooking his own food.

>>40990078
call police and press charges for abuse/neglect(lol)

>>40990102
Could that really happen? Sounds like a dumb question, but society seems hell-bent on being politically correct about weight issues enabling fatasses like him, so you never know.

>>40987606
His feet look like a pig's trotters. Apt.

>>40990102
What's he gonna say? His dad doesn't feed him?

>>40990120
>>40990144
Yeah, it was featured recently in fat kino 600lb life.
Hambeast called cops for abuse(?), but he withdrew charges when dad offered him pizza.

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>>40985119
>>40984677

Any memelord here? You know what must be done

>>40987281
lol, those aren't balls
y-you can't get fat on your scrotum...r-r-right?

>>40987606
lol is this the guy with that vid saying fuck the taxpayers?

>>40990261
Yes dude

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>>40986780
You either stop caring, constantly feel ashamed, or become hostile about it.

>>40990078

>They're scared he'll get mad...but what is going to do?

His pressure will go up and he'll explode with no survivors.

>>40986436
This is a classic

>>40987281
lmao

>>40990420
so you're saying its like when hercule made friends with majin buu

>>40990257
>he doesn't know about dick and ball gains
sad

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>>40988050
>>40988027
>>40988009
probably not. When we eat steak, we don't want it to be 100% fat. I bet cannibals don't like eating a bunch of fat either. We could make him into soap, imagine how many soap bars we could get.

>>40989475
They made a point of it.

>being /fit/ leads to a boring life

Eating junk food and doing nothing all day leads to a boring life

>>40991275
every fatty who uses "muh interesting life":
>but I'd rather spend time reading or improving myself!
>spends all day watching netflix and masturbating

>>40991160
I don't understand how some fatties will spend money on hair and make up, but won't give a shit about their bodies.

>>40991338
I do the same. I just happen to also work out.

>>40991515

It's because the body is a lost cause. Also they think that body image score is the overall score of positive points minus negative points. By making everything else "pretty" they think they can compensate for the points obesity subtracts. In reality they look as plain ridiculous as a wimp dressed like a bike ganger.
Jelly Bean Drownwater has a fat moon in the system that is particularly guilty of this.

>took 1000 tramadol

jesus, i took a pill of that once and it was horrendous, made my mouth so dry and i couldnt sleep

>>40986436
Even though it's fake, i love this one

>>40984609

>whitney's gay friend has finally had enough

YES

>>40986562
i hate this faggot too, he didn't want to follow the Dr. Nowzaradon's diet plan either. I don't get why anyone has any sympathy for this autistic neckbeard

>>40988817
gj anon, keep up the good work

t. addict parents

>>40991160
>Jose Quervo

>>40988009
>eating all the fat
hell no
you can probably power a small family home for 48 hours burning that tho

>>40992144

>"goes to the bathroom"
>doesn't go anywhere.

They need to stop using phrases that are inaccurate. She doesnt go anywhere. She shits all over herself.

And *she* doesn't use a bedpan. She has no ability to maneuver herself around to use a bedpan. At best she either shits herself near a bedpan, or has someone else maneuver a bed pan underneath her so she can shit into it.

>>40984677
>cushioned by grass and fat
>claims his whole body is in pain
>gets up with almost no problems

how the fuck does he get away with this?

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>>40985225
>Actually, the left kidney became more visible as it fell out.

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>>40990162
im not willing to believe this.
>cops roll up
>Its a fit ex marine and a skelly rookie
>they are abusing me
>ok sir what did they do?
>they only gave me a large salad with chicken
>sir you were fed that's not abuse

And even if they did side with the guy, wtf are they going to do? Call in the whole department and take him out of there?

Even if the DA pressed charges can you imagine that in a court?
Any fucker from /fit/ on the jury is going to result in a hung jury at best

>>40992306
It's not even fat. Its like a weird collection of pus and fluid right? Lympedema?

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>>40984677

A fall like that hurts 100 times worse for a fatass

shit nearly killed boogie

>>40992709
>he is so fat he needed two rectangles

>>40991275
Life is WAY better when you are thinner/fitter than average. Like you can do all the fun things you did as a fat fuck in moderation but you can also enjoy things that fat fucks never get for free. People treat fit people better. Girls are nicer.

well guys, thanks.
you made me actually want to go to the fucking gym and get fit when all i came here to do was watch the episode.

seriously, thank you.

>>40992943

there is no better motivation than staring into hell.

>>40992943
remember that weight loss is 90% diet and 10% exercise, good luck anon

>>40987281
Mirin' those 60 inch quads

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>>40985119

>>40992629
Naa, he told the police his dad hit him

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>>40987606

>>40988372
i love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTC2lR1x_w0

What do you have to say for yourselves?

>>40988080
>>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Assantigrad will be be the first city)
there isn't enough fuel on earth for them to reach escape velocity

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am i gonna make it /fit/

i only lost 5lbs since last week

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>>40993306

>>40993306
Keep going, maintain that progress senpai

>>40993306
Given your size, I'm betting all you did is take a shit. Still, keep trying. Rome wasn't built in a day.

>>40993538
do people really take 5 pound shits

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>>40993581
I did once in the military.

>>40993664
REEEEE

>>40993306
Depending on when you started your diet, much of it could be just water weight.
Still, keep it up fampai

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How many parts are there?

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>>40984609
holy shit has anybody else noticed around 30min into the episode you can see above stephens bed that there were some hand drawn pictures of a girl that he ripped off the wall?
who do you think they were of??

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>>40993722

>>40993845
art

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>>40993821
Also when hes talking to the therapist

what the fuck

>>40991160
If you really want to stretch the metaphor out, healthy female bodyfat percentages are about the same as really good steak.

http://www.starwars.com/news/timothy-zahn-star-wars-thrawn-novel-interview

finally though

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>I have slow metabolism... when I eat a donut i gain 1 lbs :'(

I never got this excuse. Don't fat people realize that by virtue of being average height and 50+ lbs. overweight, they actually have the "fastest" metabolism out of anyone they know?

>>40993306
>only

5 lbs in 1 week is really fast! you might want to slow down a little bit. don't starve yourself or change your routine drastically overnight or else you won't stick with it. keep going though my man

>>40984609
>>40984677
>>40985212
FPH threads are great because they make me bulimic whether I want to be or not...

>>40984677
Holeee fuck. Someone please make a gif of this with "WASTED" (GTA V) or "YOU DIED" (Dark Souls)

>>40994149
5lbs isn't much when you're a 300lb fat fuck

>>40989527
Best Green Lantern ever.

>>40994149
>>40993728
at what weight should you start jogging/running

i can jog right now but i hear it's bad for your knees when you're a fatass

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>Dr Nowzaradan is 70
>he will die in your lifetime

>started the year at 80kgs
>gave up soft drink
>down to 68kg

am I gonna make it?

>>40994241
you don't need to jog, you just need to raise your heart rate. you can do that with whatever

>>40994241
I wouldn't jog at all, even at 120 lbs. All avid runners/joggers I know have destroyed joints. Running is bad for your body in general. You can do an elliptical machine if you want, or simply go for a walk.

Exercise is just a meme. You do not need it unless you walk like to eat a small donut every day (250 calories). Then you will need to do an intense workout every day to compensate for that intake. Otherwise you just eat ~300 calories below maintenance and you lose weight.

>>40994264
>Running is bad for your body in general
>Humans have literally evolved for stamina

long distance marathon running is bad for your body, running for an hour isn't going to do shit

>>40984677
That fucking censor. It's like, the editor was thinking "I am pretty sure this fold right here is just fat from him being on his side... but I'm going to censor this never-the-less."

is there a part 3? I watched both of these in a row, I avoid this type of show but I cant look away lads

>>40994393
yes, comes out next week i think

holy fuck this episode is good

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>>40994421
It's nice that things were looking up, but iirc, he posted online about how the show was bullshit, so I'm expecting a total meltdown next episode.

>>40985225
that is the worst thing I have read all day, Congrats.

>>40990225
THIS PLEASE HOLY KEK

>>40993306
Keep it up my nigga. Started at 300 also, at 245 now. Don't feel sorry for yourself. I feel so much better every day, less tired, and I'm only halfway there. You can do it

>>40992709
BIG
BLACK
DILDO

>>40992709
what part of his body is that? I cant even tell

>>40994245
He may be alive for all the show members' lifetimes, though.

>>40994241
>>40994264
This guy is sort of right, I used to run daily and no matter how I tried to get better shoes, fix my running form, I still had some knee pain so I couldn't do it too often.

I would recommend buying a bike if you don't already have one, great cardio and you get to be outside every day. Personally I enjoy biking around the trails in my area instead of using a machine, but whatever you prefer.

>>40994795
The ass crack

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>>40992709
>Boogie will never lose any fucking weight

desu I stopped coming here when it became Shitty Reality TV Show General instead of people's stories about fatties. Fuck you guys.

>>40994959
>expecting me to socialize and interact with the world

>>40989336
And it happened again in Sweden today

>>40993306
I started at 339 and i'm now 235 at 6'1, If I can drop this much weight you can too anon, keep it up.

>>40986313
I cant figure out what to click to watch this... is it possible to watch on phone?

>>40991857
Really!? I can't watch, can I get a short summary?

>>40985763
>those forehead freckles
DROPPED

>>40994927
He will rot one day...

can i have a small dinner of 1 large pepperoni pizza & 2 liter of coke plz

>>40984609

Are there any success stories from this fucking show? Just seems like a depressing slideshow.

>>40996408
Look up Amber Rachdi. She has a public Twitter and insta, she just has a bunch of excess skin left but she's a qt now. She also takes pictures and hangs out with other younger 600lb lifers that are on their way.

>>40985119
new meme

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WATCH IT, DR.NOW

>>40995559
isnt he obese himself?

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>>40996546
You tell me

>>40996554
>diet coke
you cant make this shit up, this moron is a walking contradiction

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>>40996546
Trump is literally the definition of hypocritical manchild. I don't care how much you hate "libcucks", if you're ever looked up to Don the Con then you're literally never going to make it. He's a gross fatty and a huge hypocrite. If you cucks hadn't been indoctrinated by "le meme magick" then none of you faggots would be impressed by that cucks silly anticks.

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>>40996576
Another reminder of how much of a fucking faggot hypocrite Dumb Donny is. Honestly embarasses me that so many /fit/izens fell for his bullshit. I thought we were supposed to be smarter than that?

>>40996580
>fell for it
mate I was a bernout > jillcuck. how people didnt turn on him as soon as he put some random oil ceo he doesnt know is beyond me

>>40984609
>society of petroleum engineers lanyard
ironic since his fossilized remains will turn into enough fuel to sustain humanity for 1,000 years

>>40996569

>hasnt had anything sipped from it
>gone flat from sitting so long

>>40996590
I'm not calling you out, just all the other fucking retard meatheads who think Donny was a good choice for president.

My favorite part is the trumpcucks currently freaking out after the Syrian bombing. "OMG Donny, we trusted you and were willing to slurp down your fatty semen, why would you do this to us????" Like really? Bombing Syria was the first time you realized that Trump is a pathological liar? If this describes you, seriously fucking kill yourself. I'm not memeing, there are some good infographics that will make it painless, but please remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>40996623

please keep your shill campaign on /pol/

>>40996612
yeah coca cola would pay trump for an ad, keep telling yourself that lmao

>>40996623
he literally said he will bomb civilians. people were just selectively hearing what they like. this election was the most muh feefee election I remember

>>40996639

wat

>>40996623
Even Hillary said she would've bombed the fuck out of those airfields you stupid shit get the fuck off of /fit/ you shill. Doesn't matter what puppet is at the head it's all shit you sperg.

>>40984609
>>40985212
>>40986444
double the chin double the fun
just let me stick my dick in double chin

>>40996546
Hes not wrong... just arrogant and hypocritical

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>>40996637
>people who say bad things about Donny are all shills :(
fuck off Kremlin shill, sorry you have to hear people badmouthing Daddy outside of your safe space :(

>>40996639
I'm completely aware of what he said about bombing civilians. I'm just surprised at all the retards who convinced themselves he'd be isolationist. He literally pushed every issue from every angle at some point, of course he says things that can be construed as consistent in retrospect.

My point is that Trump literally lies constantly >muh super secret ISIS plan
>muh super secret Obamacare replacement that will "insure everbody"
>muh super secret inauguration crowds that were really really big. I swear, trust me folks, they were so big. Everyone keeps coming up to me and saying "Donald, you have the biggest inauguration crowds!!!!"
>muh National Enquirer is a valid news source when I accuse Ted Cruz's father of helping murder JFK (not that I like Ted Cruz at all, he's a creepy bitch)
Yes, the current state of politics is garbage, but I'm sick of idiots thinking Dumbass Donny is the answer to that. He's just another bullshitting politician, but he's more brazen than others and inbred hicks see that as "telling it like it is". I'm not memeing: If you ever saw Donald Trump as a trustworthy figure, please kill yourself as quickly and painlessly as possible. You are not necessary or desirable for the survival of our species.

>>40986562
fuck this guy. his brother tried while being mentally ill, and he sits there looking at me with that fucking look of his

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>>40996674
Donny cucks have literally resorted to "well Hillary would've done the same thing." Kek, do you feel cucked yet, or do you enjoy watching Trump fuck you from behind?

You're a very good goy, Daddy is proud of you.

>>40996674
>OBAMA
>HILLARY
>PAUL RYAN
>WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH
LMAO

>>40996687
hey man, the pendelum will swing back in 4 years if not 2 with how bad he's falling on his face.

>>40984677
I can just imagine the crashing sound when he flops onto the grass.

>>40996700
There's no way the Democrats regain any ground in 2018. The map is horrible for them, even given how bad Daddy disappointed his cucks yesterday.

Honestly, even 2020 is fucked at this point, given how badly the Republicans have gerrymandered the House.
>mfw House GOP consistently get 55% of the House with 45% of the popular vote, and GOP cucks think it's justified.
As long as they maintain a majority there (which they will, forever, until gerrymandering is actually fixed), the US is fucked. In 2010 the GOP made it clear their only goal was to (((govern))) as obstructively as possible from the minority. Look up the RedState program, it was the algorithm that the House used in 2010 to ensure they would keep a minority as long as possible.

Stupid "muh silent majority" cucks will deny this despite hard evidence, but they're a dying breed, ignore them.

>>40995561
more for me then :^)

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i dont come to /fit/ for politics

everybody kindly fuck off

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>>40996727
kek, if you ever approached her you'd be her personal laughingstock for at least the next year. I know a lot of cute girls and they rag on dudes like you all the fecking time.

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>>40996730
>I don't come to /fit/ to hear my idols laugh at Dum Daddy
Sorry m8, no one respects you, I thought you'd realize that by now?

>>40996730
Just report the cross board trash.

>>40996739
leave him alone you fucking weirdo

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>>40984609

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>>40996748
like i said. i dont come to /fit/ for politics

unkindly fuck off

>>40993259
Jokes on you - he is his own fuel

>>40996782
No, you just come to /fit/ to shitpost stupid anime faces. I don't know how you ended up on this board, but you're certainly not /fit/ material. Please leave the adults alone, we're trying to have a conversation here.

>>40993306
I was at 330 and now I'm at 206. I did it really slow. Don't think about having it now, enjoy every small benefit of weight loss as it comes man.

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>>40996798
>implying
the thread has already been shit for a while now. please stop now before you make a bigger fool of yourself

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fat stories time.

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>>40996843
capped this from the last thread

>>40984609
How can you people watch shows like these? I can barely look at the screenshots. They make me cringe so much it causes physical pain

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>>40996856
its like a car crash, you cant look away

something fascinating about watching the mental shit some of these people go through

>>40996798
the thread was shit when it started with reality tv. you politicucks who follow every little detail of every politician's life are no better since that's what reality tv is. go back to /pol/, fatass.

>>40996868
no it's like a car crash. you can't look away if you're a nosy nigger with no life and nothing better to do. if you have some semblance of a brain, you look at the road in front of you so you don't cause another fucking crash. similarly, you look at yourself and focus on your body and your goals instead of worrying about what james assanti is going to eat for dinner tonight.

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would a person like steven theoretically have higher chances of surviving a car crash? like a head on collision scenario.

>>40996877
True but the impulse is still there. It's human nature.

Sure it's fucked up if that's all you do but watching a show or two like this every now and again when you wouldn't be doing anything productive anyway is normal.

>>40996888
I dont think his seatbelt would be able to hold him from getting thrusted forward

>>40996909
>when you wouldn't be doing anything productive anyway
go outside and get some sun, maybe? go hang out with your friends instead. pick up RC aircraft and learn to fly them. have a life. these are far better things to do than sit around on the couch and watch tv. the impulse is there because you were raised on tv so now you feel like you have to watch it to enjoy yourself. grow out of it. it's not human nature to watch tv. read a book instead.

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>>40996877
>>40996939

you sound very angry. why is everybody in this thread sperging out? I think youre missing the point

>>40996949
because reality tv is shitting up /fit/. it belongs on the fucking /tv/ board. the fat people stories thread has always been anons sharing about landwhales they encountered in the wild, not faggots on tv. maybe if you get off your ass and start interacting with people you would contribute something worthwhile to this thread.

>>40996949
>literal autistic who never goes outside
>everyone else is sperging out
/fit/ is dead, fat acceptance board coming soon

F

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>>40996991
im not sperging out in the least. you can go ahead and keep assuming and projecting if you want, tho. i dont mind

>>40997010
>literal autistic who never goes outside calls everyone else a sperg
>projects this hard and claims everyone else is projecting
GO OUTSIDE

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uhh

>>40996949
This isn't fat logic though. Average people will drink large volumes of diet soda more happily than water, and the hydrating effect is about equivalent. If it were talking about regular soda, or claiming that diet soda is, all things considered, healthier than water, or that it had some magical hydrating effect above that of the same volume of water, it would be wrong.

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>>40997013
>NO U
the post

>>40997010
>not sperging out
while you may not be having an autistic episode right this second, you are certainly the most autistic one on the board. >>40997013
is right, go outside.

how do people even get this fat?
how do they afford that much food?

>>40997028
lmao I wanna see a skinny cunt wear this

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>>40997031
ive done nothing but post fph in the fph thread or why that qualifies as autistic. i dont know why you assume that everybody on the fitness board is a basement dwelling neet who never goes outside, or what triggered you so hard, but if i were you id call it a night
>>40997041
i have no idea where the money comes from, a lot of it is welfare and benefits. but they develop a food addiction, a lot of times because they use eating as a coping mechanism for some sort of trauma. then they eat themselves immobile and have an enabler come and feed them until they die. truly the worst of addictions

>>40997041
Enablers who just keep bringing them more and more, never saying "no". These people are all so immobile their weight would be naturally limited by an inability to feed themselves if it weren't for families feeding them.

They do spend crazy amounts on takeout and delivery. If I wanted to kill myself in the most disgusting and agonizing way, I bet I could bulk to 700 lbs pretty economically on peanut butter.

>>40994257
How much fucking soft drink were you guzzling?

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>>40996726
>it's another muh popular vote retard

>>40997028
>I want to remain fat and antisocial
the post

if you are paying attention to what reality tv stars do every day you are proving to yourself and those around you that you have no dedication to yourself and that you don't care about bettering yourself. why? reality tv shows the worst humanity has to offer. people pay attention to other people to learn from them, to be like them. if your role model is a 600 pound fat man, you don't belong on this board. go better yourself instead of watching this shit. maybe you'll come back with some actual fat people stories.

>>40994264
Shut up cunt. I'm an ultra runner and there is nothing wrong with my joints bc I'm not a retard who does pavement HIIT. Everyone claiming "joint problems" are heartless fucks who just chose to give up when the pain train stopped at their station. You don't know you're alive until you're 90miles into a 100mi race.

>>40997057
>ive done nothing but post fph in the fph thread or why that qualifies as autistic.
you've done nothing but talk about a reality tv star instead of going outside and interacting with the real world. you are autistic because you are confined to your mother's basement and have no social life. go outside instead of watching this shit. I for one don't want to see the same shit day in day out. post something interesting for once, fuck.

>fatty wants to lose weight
>but not enough to diet
>goes to doctor to get "weight loss surgery"
>doctor says no not unless you lose some weight on your own
>to most of them that's more effort than they're willing to put in
>muh genetics

how is this interesting? go have a social life instead of this bullshit and come back with a story or two about the fat chick at the bar who hit on you.

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>>40997071
your only argument is >lmao fat recluse, which you have 0 evidence of. i dont have fat people stories because i dont interact with fat people

>>40997092
same with you. i havent said shit about 600lb life other than its interesting
>implying

>>40996569
Well he isn't exactly thin

>>40997096
you don't have an argument other than
>LEL
>FUCKING
>PROJECTING
which means it's all true. go outside for once.

>>40997070
It's another "gerrymandering is fine when it helps my side" retard. You know you'd be against it if Democrats were successfully doing the same.

No skin off my back though, you're only cucking yourself. I'm a rich suburban whizz kid who will live off daddy's connections for the rest of my life. Feel free to keep hoping for the American Dream, unless you were born rich you're never gonna make it like me.

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>>40997108
>im going to go to the fph thread and accuse random people of being fat NEETs
every post you make is one big "NUH UH, YOURE ___ NOT ME"

its 5 am i think you should go back to sleep, maybe in the morning you can think straight

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FUCK I ATE LIKE 10-113 COOKIES

IM NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT!!

>>40997166
*10-13 cookies

i didn't eat 113 cookies, im not that damn fat

>>40997166
fucking why is that shit even in your house

>>40997169
why did you do that?

>>40997166
At least you're honest. Stupid fat fuckwit.

>>40992318
I only had to use a bedpan once in my life and it was the most degrading thing. I don't know how people so fat cope with having to basically shit themselves every day

>>40997176
im a neet who never moved out (parents dont want 600+ dollars each month for rent) so they came home from a funeral and had cookies and gave me them (they are also fat)

>>40997198
idk anymore, i did so good, i thought i could only eat like 2-3, but i ate them all

>>40997322
i experience kind of the same thing. my roommates are all out of shape and buy a lot of junk food, ill snack on it every once in a while and feel horrible afterwards

>>40996576
>>40996580
>>>/pol/
But thank you for correcting the record.

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>>40997369
hardest part about it is, if you ask your parents/roommates/friends whoever, to please quit buying unhealthy things, they always turn it on you, and yell at you like "why should i gotta switch my eating habit! just dont eat it!"

they dont understand that shit is literal drug to us and its hard

>>40997404
trump is a confirmed jew bitch now

they are the shills, i hate that faggot nigger, and i also hate leftists.

>>40994131
No, because most people don't actually understand what metabolism actually is and use it in a meme kind of fashion

>>40997483
well i started off in skinny dyel mode so desu i never had as much of a problem with weight other than gaining. but i hate eating poorly regardless. shits so addictive tho

>>40996888
The momentum would probably rip him apart. If the 1500lb car is driving 60 miles an hour and hits a brick wall, that means 800lb steve is also going 60 miles an hour. He'd have about 1668KJ of energy or around 4000 12 gauge shotgun slugs worth of energy.

Essentially he's rip himself apart, and then he'd probably go through the steering wheel, the dashboard, and probably take out the engine as well.

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The only reason anyone would want to derail a FPH thread is because they're obese themselves. I see through your shit, hambeasts. Talking about politics won't save you.

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>>40997592
you are correct

>>40997483
mate just ask your mum to buy you healthy food, dont impose your diet on others. learn self control

>>40997720
fuck you

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>>40984609
>Born too late to explore the earth
>Born too early to explore the universe
>Born just in time to watch ASSanti die a slow death

>>40997723
nigga I was in your same spot in highschool, whenever you move out you'll go right back to bad habits. learn selfcontrol.

>>40997748
im sorry for cussing at you, i shouldn't cuss out new friends

>>40986866
Why do they stand with that stupid ass stance? Like they're doing some cute anime pose?

>>40994149
>>40993306
5lbs in the first 1-2 weeks of a diet isnt much at all for a fatty. If you eat less carbs (which you typically do when you are cutting your kcal) it could just as well all be water weight.

>>40997770
its all good man, weight loss is hard and Im still 20lbs from where I'd like to be. just take it one day at a time :)

>>40997828
How can fat people be this dense?

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>this episode of my 600 pound life

What a pathetic thing.

>>40997850
thank you, and i agree. hopefully soon you will reach your goal, and maybe one day we will cross each others paths and we will be both Chad's ;) :D

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>>40997885

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>>40993306

Keep it up bro! Fucking proud of you

>>40996623
>Like really? Bombing Syria was the first time you realized that Trump is a pathological liar?

But it's ok when Hillary does it, right?

I have another story on my least favorite resident, have posted about her before
> Be nursing home cook
> Fat female resident is only sixty, wheel chair bound and constantly causing problems
> Got her ass ripped by dietician and doctor for insisting that we give her puree, so has to come up with something else to complain/get sympathy over
> Moved seats so she can see into kitchen
> Waits until we are done serving, done taking temps, and done putting the food away to wheel her way over to the service door.
> Always asks for seconds of the alternate, which is almost always left overs and we have to toss after heating it twice, even if she got the main the first time.
> Refuses anything else I offer and then complains at resident council that we always run out of food
> I now have to save some of everything when I start cleaning up until this fat bitch leaves the dining room for the night or get my ass chewed by my boss for telling her that we don't have something

>>40998104
And another
> Easter is coming, so activities director does an egg hunt that staff and residents can participate in.
> There are little paper eggs everywhere along with numerous signs in blinding green that have the rules on them.
> If you find an egg, you can turn it in for a piece of Easter candy, find the golden egg and you get a whole basket
> Fat bitch scours the entire facility for the eggs, grabbing as many as she can
> Mind you, she's diabetic and the activities director got normal candy
> Get done pushing snack cart out and she asks me to grab an egg that is out of her wheel chair bound reach
> I have seen her walk perfectly fine before
> Ask her why, since I saw her already grab a egg.
> Get a blank stare from her before pointing at one of the eye meltingly bright rule sheets.
> ONE EGG PER PERSON
> All caps, bold, and underlined
> Get a scowl and she wheels off.
> Find a lot of the eggs she'd grabbed are back on the walls the next day
> Activities director confirms that she had tried to turn almost twenty of them in

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>>40998104
>>40998126
wow, what a discusting cunt. I bet she'll have a stroke lol

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>>40998104
you should sneak tiny amounts of laxatives into her food anon.

>>40997133
>living off daddy's cock
>making it

You're nothing without your daddy's hard work, you fucking failure

>>40998103
>but Hillary!!

Seriously?

>>40998255
trump supporters are literally retarded

i should know, i was a big time trump shill

>>40998255
its but obama! too. its pathetic senpai

>>40998103
This is literally the most retarded post I've seen on here.

>>40993032
kek

>>40998235
>if you weren't rich, you were poor as me you failure!!! :(

>/FPH/- /fit/ Politics Hate

nice seeing more than just alt-right people here though.

>>40998437
WE WUZ NAZI AND COMMIE 'N SHEEIT

>>40998437
/demsoc/

>>40994264
walking has become a staple exercise plus a great pleasure. 7 miles a day.

>>40998204
The CNAs would never forgive me, she once drank so much prune juice that from what I heard she propelled herself from her bed to the bathroom with nothing but the power of liquid shit. It took them forever to clean the bed and the path from the bed to the bathroom and the smell lingered for days. It is one of the few things I have actually been given permission to refuse to give her unless a nurse okays it

>>40993306
5lb per week is great
at that rate you'll lose 250 lb within a single year

does anyone else feel like that assanti was lying? i could her it in his voice. he knows how to lie and his tone of voice always changes when he does and that was exactly the type of tone he was speaking with at the end with all the i want to change bullshit

i hope we get another assanti ep in 6-12 months

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>>40997851
>fat people
>dense

>>40992629
>Hung jury

I see what you did there

>>40996569
why?

>has never seen a thin person drink diet coke
>drinks diet coke himself
>isnt a thin person himself

it all checks out

>>40996939
>implying anyone on here has friends

>>40997014
literally looks like the kind of fleshy abominations people put in fantasy horror games for shock value.

>>40996949
I do not get it, why usa people always drink soda.
1. It isn't free.
2. Water actually tastes good.

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>>40997133
>gerrymandering
both sides do it and trump won 60% of states