Nightly Scilight Thread #137

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To answer a random Anon from last thread, yeah I am dead but it was nice seeing someone ask about me.

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>"Twilight! I heard you screaming from next door..."
>"Are you okay? What happened?"
>"Do you need a hug?"
>"I'll be here for you, my lavender princess."

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>>29784601
>The SS can only manage to have Twilight waifu's with the lowest denominator of Twilights.
>The Pretty Princess points ones.

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>>29784601
>"Shouts. They were shouts."
>"Shouts of JOY! I was having such a wonderful dream and... you..."
>"I can't believe you woke me up! Stupid cuck!"

>Twilight begins kicking Brad in the shin. She's rather strong for a small-handed womanlet.

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All-new dykeshit coming tonight

>>29784759
Hi Jeff.

>>29784759
Is it going to be a new story? or more boringlight?

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>>29784771
ayyyyyy

>>29784792
A new story, though there'll be some SunLight

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>>29784833
Dykeshit of the space variety or bust

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I just noticed that there is an odd lack of >RAPE for an /mlp/ general.

>>29785331
>he hasn't read r9klight

>>29785365
>Implying implied things count.
Besides, it was good rape, so it doesn't counts.

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>>29785377
Dubs of truth.

>>29784113
Twilight being shorter than Sunset instantly ruins an image for me. What's next, nigger Rarity?

>>29784113
I can't tell whether or not fanon Sunset like Scitwi or pony Twi more.

Most people ship her with SciTwi which is a damn shame.

>>29785624
>What's next, nigger Rarity?
I hate when drawfags do that with any character, like SciTwi, for example she isn't white, she isn't black, she is fucking PURPLE. I would reeeeee at their faces if I could.

>>29785644
Pony Twilight is her waifu, that's why she looks after SciTwi. Pony Twi on the other hand only has eyes for Celestia

>>29785644
That's the reason why VP Apple "Gamma Ray the Shimmer Away" Jack is going to propose a final solution in the next CDC meeting.

>>29785809
Moondancer please.
It won't get past the Coalition's objections and USSR's moral arguments. A lot of the Twilights won't be happy with the solution either, since they're the ones that love the Shimmy pussy.

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>>29785809
>"Behead those who fancy Twilights!"
>"E-except for me! Don't blow me up!"

>>29785828
But those Twilights already made their choice to betray HST. If you kill them all you will still have an almost endless supply of Twilights, cloned loli Twilights, by the way.

>>29785852
>>29785828
>Implying a Moondancer would support the ideas of a partner of a Twilight.

Apple "Final Solution is Shimmer's Destruction" Jack will pray for your souls.

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>>29785902
>But those Twilights already made their choice to betray HST.
>>Implying a Moondancer would support the ideas of a partner of a Twilight.
....You haven't been paying attention to the lore. Like, at all. This is not even close to the rough general idea of how this thread's dykeshit works.

>>29785852
>Don't blow me up.
Kinky.

>>29785956
I don't particularly care much about neo-/nst/ lore though.
From what I remember from the last CDC meeting, Moondancers were gaining support from the USSR to become a faction. The HST of course was against this because Moondancers deserve to die.
And it's a fact that the HST could function perfectly with the elimination of the Sunset lovers since almost no High Member of the Society is one since they are all mostly xenophobic.
:^)

>>29786096
>And it's a fact that the HST could function perfectly with the elimination of the Sunset lovers since almost no High Member of the Society is one since they are all mostly xenophobic.
Then how come almost all of their leadership either fucks an A.N.O.N. or jills it to Arch Admiral Shimmer yuri???
Checkmate, Moonie plant.

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>>29786128
>Arch Admiral Shimmer yuri
>Somewhere, a lonely Twilight bleeds profusely from out of her nose.

>>29786128
Having sexual urges =/= being xenophobic.
Even the Nazis did it if you believe in the 65 gorillion stories.

>>29786128
>>29786384
And Arch Admiral Shimmer is an honorary Twilight, the "Final Solution™" would not implicate her.

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>>29786384
>>29786401
>le gorillion meme
>somehow managed to botch a gas chamber joke
>>>/pol/

>>29786502
>[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]
This is one of the reasons why I love /nst/.

>>29784113
Is there a green where Twilight Velvet or Cadance helps out a sexually frustrated Scitwi?
>Twilight's mom fingers her after a long day at class.

>>29786631
NO!
Fuck off, that's bad rape.

>>29786657
>But what if Twilight likes it.
>"M-Mom I-I feel funny again. C-can you help me?"

>>29786502
Don't worry. Sci_Light will be there, too..

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Today is a good day for dykeshit

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>>29787032
dykeshit is truth

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>>29787032
>>29787173

>>29786631
>>29786684
theres a picture of velvet holding a loli twilight, but thats probably too filly for this general I think.

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>>29787173
>>29787192

Dykeshit is love

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>>29787192
Don't worry, Celestia forgiveth us.
through Sun and Moon, salvation.

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>>29787192
Oh, you'll come around, Applejack. Literally.

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>>29787201
Dykeshit is canon

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>>29787201
>>29787218

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>>29787219
Dykeshit is LOVE

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Dyke sleepover!

Only dyke ships I support: SugarLight and RariLight.
Everything else can fuck off.
Also, stop, the samefagging is getting too strong.

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>>29787282
Don't be like that. All dykeshit are equal.

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>You are Twilight Sparkle, making your way down the halls of Canterlot High
>Unfortunately, you don't think you're "making your way" in such a fashion that would suggest pop music playing behind you
>In fact, now that you think about it, the background music to your highschool experience would probably be something depressed, whiney, and very, very indie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYCaASxYo0

>Yeah, something like that
>As usual, you take care to keep your eyes on the ground and your ears unfocused enough that the chatter around you turns to mush
>Wouldn't want to risk overhearing anyone making fun of you
>You know they do it, of course, but it's easier to handle when you can pretend it's not there
>A group of chatty girls wedges their way in front of you, and you immediately slow your pace so as not to get too close to them
>Unfortunately, you're not able to tune them out in time
>"Of course I'm going to the dance, darling! I wouldn't miss it for the world! I even have a dress picked out and..."
>Bleh, of course, the dance
>Flyers for this year's Spring Fling wallpaper the hallways, practically demanding that students go
>The flyer itself is dominated by a picture of the gymnasium filled with ClipArt balloons
>And all around it, little word bubbles announce the different attractions: live DJ performances, free food, a strobe light...
>But the most insulting of all, of course, is the bolded line at the bottom of the page
>"DATES REQUIRED!"

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>>29787361
>It's not like you'd want to go anyway; you hate loud music, especially the boring, generic dance that they'd pound into your head for three hours
>But just to had insult to injury, they had to make absolutely sure that you *can't* go
>Why?
>Why does the impartial school administration have to make you feel even worse about yourself than you already do?
>You kick at a pencil laying in the hallway and make your way down to the cafeteria

>Just like every other day, you sit by yourself in your usual lonely table in the corner
>One by one, each table surrounding you fills up, until each one has a bustling mini-community of students chattering and laughing
>Probably at least some of them are laughing at you, you think to yourself
>How could they not be?
>You're sitting here all alone, probably looking like the world's biggest loser...
>When Moondancer finally shows up, you can't help but be relieved
>Having only one friend has to be better than none, right?
>She takes a seat across from you, dropping the crumpled plastic bag she uses as a lunchbox onto the table
>"H-h-hey, Twi."
"Hey Moons."
>The two of you spend most of your lunch in silence, as usual
>It's very hard for two shy girls to make themselves heard over the ambient noise of a lunchroom, after all
>"D-d-did you have the q-quiz in Astronomy yet?"
>You nod
"Easy. Just chapter three stuff."
>"T-that's good."
>Moondancer pulls a squashed PBJ out of her bag and eats the entire thing in three bites
>"So anyway, uh..." she says with a mouthful of food
>"T-t-there sure are a l-l-l-lot of flyers up for that dance, huh..."
>You give her a weird look
"Yeah, I guess."
>"You ever t-t-t-t-think about g-going? I mean it'll p-p-probably be really dumb since it's j-j-just a bunch of dumb jocks g-g-g-grinding on each other but, y-you know..."
>She coughs
>"M-m-maybe it would be fun to go just to see how lame it is?"

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*add insult to injury

>>29787394
"Really? Why? We know it's gonna suck."
>"Y-yeah... it's g-g-g-gonna be so b-bad, but... uh... y-you know. We could at least s-s-see how bad."
"Eh."
>You shrug, taking a bite out of the bologna-and-cheese 'which your mom made for you
"Not really my thing. Plus, I don't even have a date. And neither do you."
>"Y-yeah, but uh... I..."
>Moondancer must be overheating in her sweater, because she's sweating even more than usual
>"I m-mean we could probably just go together, you know. It doesn't say girls have t-to take boys."
"Together?"
>You think you're starting to sweat now too
"Moondancer, I'm not a--"
>"N-n-no! M-me neither, heh! Not at all, j-just, you know... w-w-we could go as friends!"
>She wipes the sleeve of her sweater across her forehead
>"J-just as friends."
"Oh, yeah! That's what you meant, right."
>You cough
>She coughs
"Going as friends could be good, I guess. It'll still probably suck, though."
>"Oh y-yeah, totally! But, y-y-you know, we could bring some Y-Y-Yugioh cards, or something. In case it's b-boring. Or we could just leave early and g-g-get dinner together."
>She notices the look you're giving her
>"A-as friends!"
"Right! I know you mean as friends. Because you're not a--"
>"Yeah! Not. And you're n-n-not either."
"Of course. I mean..."
>You bite your lip
"I guess it couldn't hurt to go. But if it sucks, I'm leaving."
>"Oh, yeah, m-me too! Totally!"

>>29787394
>"M-m-maybe it would be fun to go just to see how lame it is?"

this better end happy, Mr. President pls don't hurt my moonie

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>>29787431

>You... feel a little better now
>It's weird
>You know the dance is gonna suck, but you'll at least get to hang out with Moondancer
>It's kinda rare to get to do anything with her outside of online or in-school, these days
>Spending an evening with her definitely isn't *too* bad
>You actually keep your head up on the walk home, humming the One Punch Man opening to yourself

>When you get home, your mom is waiting for you at the kitchen table, as always
>"Afternoon, sweetie!"
>She reaches over to kiss you, and as always you adroitly avoid her, turning the kiss into an awkward side-embrace
"Hey mom."
>"You sound chipper. What's up?"
>She beams at you, not looking the slightest bit upset that she just got kiss-blocked
"I, uh..."
>Damn, how can she read you so well?
"I got an invite to the school dance."
>"Aww, that's great! Who's the lucky boy?"
"It's not with a boy. It's... a girl. Moondancer."
>For a moment, Velvet looks taken aback
>Then a knowing smile spreads across her face
>She reaches out to ruffle your hair, looking almost like she's blinking back tears
>"Oh, sweetie..."
>She sniffles
>"That's so brave of you, it really is. I hope you know that me and dad accept you just the way you are."
"What? N-no! Not like that! Friends! We're going as friends!"
>That doesn't seem to entirely convince her
>"It's perfectly okay to start that way, honey. But dad and I will always love you, no matter how you feel about--"
"Just friends!"
>You scowl at her and stomp halfway to your room
>But then you remember that you still need to get a dress, so you turn right back around and stomp back into the kitchen

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>>29787490
Continue please, Jeffo

>>29787648
More to come tomorrow. I'm gonna try and upload just a couple posts a day so I don't burn out, and so the thread has daily content again.

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>>29787809
Th-that's fair.... C-can't wait for t-tomorrow!

goodnight nst

thanks for the new dykeshit jeff

>>29787490
Good good
So this is A Promising Light remastered right?
Make them suffer even more than the original please!

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>>29790319

>>29792306
https://youtu.be/NEgwxGWgiIg

>>29784113
>you find out Sci-Light is a /pol/ka
What do you do next?

>>29792755
ask her if she goes to /mlpol/

>>29792755
You just gave me an idea for an antifa Sugarcoat green (who is obviously a pussy). Too bad I can't write for shit.

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SHIMMY WIMMY IS SHITTY WITTY

>>29793317
Try anyways
You gotta be better than me

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>>29787490

>So, here you are
>It’s the day of the dance, and you’re sprawled on top of your bed, feeling so anxious that the minutes seem to tick by like hours
>You roll onto your stomach, glaring at the clock as you will it to tick forward
>Why did you agree to this?
>And worse than that, why do you actually feel kind of excited?
>You already know it’s gonna be terrible
>You sit up in bed, rubbing your fingers through your hair
>Might as well get ready early, you figure
>Maybe you can even ask your mom how to put on makeup?
>…
>Yeah, no, you immediately slap yourself for thinking something so vapid
>You’re too nihilistic and intelligent to care about something so frivolous
>Still, though, much like the dance itself, it could be fun to try it, just to see how stupid it is…

>Two hours later, you’re ready
>Your mom offered to buy you a new dress, but you just decided to borrow one of hers
>So now you’re wearing something tight and, if you’re honest, a little more skimpy than you’re comfortable with
>The skirt cuts off just above your knees, and rides up whenever you move, showing off plenty of your skinny pink legs
>And the chest is cut nervously low, displaying the non-curvature of your flat-as-board chest for anyone to see
>The thought of your mom wearing something like this is, honestly, a little vomit-inducing
>Worst of all, though, the tiny bit of makeup that you let Velvet apply feels like you’re wearing the skin of some horrible alien parasite over your cheeks and eyes
>When your mom holds a mirror up to your face, you can’t help but reach up to touch your chin, making sure the face is still yours
>It’s hard to believe that girl is actually you
>You actually look kinda… pretty?
>A tiny bit of pride starts to swell in your chest
>You kinda hope Moondancer likes the way you look

>>29793317
>I don't got no talent
Do it. Revise. Look up how others describe a situation.

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>>29793785

>”I was s-s-supposed to wear a d-dress?”
“Um… I dunno, I guess?”
>”Agh! I d-didn’t know! I don’t even h-have one!”
>You met Moondancer in front of Canterlot High, only to find that she’s wearing sweat pants, a pair of ratty flip-fops, and a “Do you even pose, bro?” hoodie
>She didn’t even bother styling her hair in anything other than her usual skewed ponytail
>Moondancer starts chewing on the strings of her hoodie, the classic sign that she’s in distress
>”I’m g-g-gonna make you look b-bad! I’m s-so sorry! You don’t have to g-g-go in with me if you d-don’t want, I…”
>You roll your eyes and grab ahold of her arm
“We need a date to get in, genius.”
>”Oh. Y-yeah.”
“So we’re going. It’ll be dark, no one will notice, right?”

>People notice
>Within a minute of stepping through the gymnasium doors, you hear a girl snicker beyond you
>Suri Polomare glares at you, a haughty, sarcastic grin stretched across her face
>”You two are *so* cute together.”
>Moondancer hangs her head, pulling the hood up to cover her face
>The boy next to Suri, some tweedy hipster who you’ve never met, whispers something to her
>They both laugh, giving you one final smirk before disappearing into the crowd
>”I’m s-sorry Twilight…” Moondancer sniffles
“You’re fine. Let’s just try to have a good time, alright?”
>She nods, looking exceptionally glum, even for her
>You lead Moondancer into the gymnasium, where a crowd of moshing students are scattered around the DJ booth
>As expected, some crashing, bombastic EDM fills the space around you, making it nearly impossible for either of you to hear each other
>You look over at the crowd, and when you notice everyone flailing and jumping to the music, it finally hits you
>They don’t know how to dance either!
>Aside from Zecora shaking her ass hard enough to register on the Richter scale, nearly everyone is just awkwardly fist-bumping and jumping in place

>>29787394
>It's not like you'd want to go anyway; you hate loud music, especially the boring, generic dance that they'd pound into your head for three hours
>But just to had insult to injury, they had to make absolutely sure that you *can't* go
I know that exact feeling
I didn't want to go my senior year, even though my friends all wanted me to go and seniors had to go, luckily a personal situation happened so with the superintendent's permission I was allowed to skip prom

>>29785852
That's my fetish.

>>29795066
everything is my fetish

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>>29794086
>Zecora will never threaten the structural integrity of your hip joints with her pounding booty dance

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>>29784113
Posting some fun from an old thread.

>>29795694
rolling

>>29795694
You ought to remake this with the latest multiverse memes and name it "CDC Anon Conscription Proficiency Test."

Also rollan

>>29795751
I didn't make it though, nor do I have desire to remake it.

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Cheers, dykeshitters.

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>>29786631
>Twilight x TwiMom MomDaughter wincest
Are there any fics of these?

>>29796663
Yes, it's called World's Best Mom, check it out.

>>29796676
dont
its a trap
there was a cyoa that jeff did, that might help you

>>29796726
>there was a cyoa that jeff did, that might help you
Cock blocking since it get nowhere, at least World's Best Mom gives you the feels (of rage).

>>29796850
I want to get back to the past so I can stop velvet from getting a shitty childhood and growing up as a cunt

>>29786631
>>29796663
>"Don't worry my little Twi it's a mother's job to take care her daughter's needs."
>Twilight shivers as she feels her mother's hands touch her nipples and softly pinch them.
>Velvet starts to lower head on her daughter's body kissing it as she goes further down.
>"My baby girl has grown up so much~"
>Velvet notices a wetness starting on her daughter's skirt.
>"A little excited are we~"

>>29797560
NO BONER

>>29797560
M-more?

>>29797560
Jeff, we need you.

>>29798038
okay

>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And you can't believe you finally did it!
>It wasn't even that hard, really
>You just used a benzine solution to scrape the ink off of an old photo ID you found in the cupboard, and then used your custom hyper-precise printer to replicate a fake one for yourself
>Officially, you're Midnight Shiney, a 21-year-old girl, and old enough to drink alcohol and gain entrance into L'arracher, Canterlot's most upstanding lesbian bar
>As you step through the double doors and into the glowing-pink main room, your entire body starts to tingle
>Well, one place in particular
>You're really glad you wore the extra-strength panties today, because they're about to weather a monsoon
>At fifteen years old, you're still a kissless virgin
>In fact, you've never even been able to admit your attraction to women, let alone act on it
>Hell, you haven't even held hands with a girl
>But that's all about to change
>You're gonna find a pretty girl and hold her hand all night long!

>Your mouth begins to water as you scan the room
>The air is clouded with cigarette smoke and clouds of vape, the smells combining into something almost like an aphrodisiac as you inhale them
>The place is already crowded, filling your vision with the nubile bodies of women in their late twenties, most of them wearing only enough to meet basic public standards
>Your eyes nearly roll back in your head in pleasure as you begin to make your way deeper into the club
>Occasionally, some girls glance over at you, but they don't seem to take much notice
>Now that you think about it, you probably seem kinda plain, dressed in your school uniform and looking like a fifteen-year-old
>They're probably terrified to look at you, now that you think about it
>The last thing they want is to be considered a pedophile

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>>29798247
>You'll show them you can be mature
>C'mon, Twilight, time to put those seduction books you read to good use
>You turn around, spying a white-haired biker chick sitting alone at a table
>Casually, you slide into the booth next to her
"H-hey, babe."
>The biker chick just stares
>"Uh... yo, what the fuck?"
"Something w-w-wrong, sweethear? If there is, I c-can make it all g-g-good again... heh..."
>She stares
"W-with my tongue."
>She stares really hard
"On your p-p-pussy."
>Biker-chick blinks, then stands up from her table
>"Yeah, nope, I'm not going back to jail. Do you have any idea what women's prison is like?"
"Hey, w-w-wait! I'm g-grown up, I promise! Watch!"
>You glance around the room, noticing a gleaming stripper pole just a few feet to your left
>This is your chance!
>Sure, you have no idea how to actually pole dance, but how hard could it be?
>You'll rock that pole and show her that you're old enough
>Jumping up from your seat, you sprint to the pole and grab ahold of it
>...now what?
>You start awkwardly bobbing up and down, holding it with one hand while the other begins to fumble with the buttons of your vest
>Maybe if you take some clothes off, the other girls will notice you!
>You start spinning in clumsy circles, finally getting your vest off
>Next you unbutton your shirt, letting everyone in the room see your purple tummy and your training bra
>This... this feels awesome!
>You close your eyes, rocking to the place's ambient music...
>And that's when you hear it
>The voice you'd never expect, or want, to hear in a place like this
>"Twilight Sparkle! What on earth are you doing here!?"
>You open one eye, dreading what you'll see
>Your mom is standing ten feet away from you, staring at your dance routine in horror
>And she's only wearing a bikini top and booty shorts

>>29798277
We'll go pseudo-CYOA with this.

What do?

>>29798288
Spill spaghetti. All of it.

>>29798324
"M-m-m-m-mama?"
>Velvet just stares at you, beyond horrified
>A second later, she realizes how much of her own body is exposed, and tries to cover more of her breasts with her hands
>"Twilight! You know you shouldn't be in a place like this! This is a--"
>You start freaking out, immediately curling into a little terrified ball at the base of the stripper pole
>The biker chick from earlier just shakes her head, as if to say "not even touching this one," and leaves
"I'm s-s-sorry mama! I promise I'm n-not like this! I'm r-r-r-really not! Please don't hate me, please d-don't hate me, please don't hate me..."
>You start grabbing at your hair, trying to think of an explanation
"I'm j-just trying to do research for m-my, uh.. .s-school project! On lesbian c-c-culture! And then I, uh... saw this p-pole and my, uh... s-shirt fell off..."
>Nearly everyone in the bar is staring at you now
"I'm j-just so lonely! Please don't h-hate me! I'm j-just... s-so lonely..."
>You start to cry, in front of everyone
>Velvet, for a moment, can only stare
>And then her motherly instincts kick in
>Not caring that she's just a forty-year-old woman dressed like a rave slut, she sprints to your side and wraps her arms around you in a warm, comforting hug
>"Of course I don't hate you, Twily. I never would. Let's just... let's just get you out of here, okay?"

What do?

>>29798401
Bury face in Velvet's comforting flesh mounds.

O-only for comfort. Nothing sexual at all.

>>29798401
Why is Velvet there in the first place?

>>29798733
for dykeshit

>>29798873
Lewd.
What types of things do you think Velvet would do to her daughter.

>>29798883
By the time they're done, Twilight's going to have more than enough material for her lesbian culture research.

Twilight Sparkle, Ph.D

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>>29798401
>>29798453
>>29798733
>The moment her arms circle you, you lean into Velvet's embrace, trying really hard to stop from crying
>You can't, but you feel yourself beginning to calm down as she pulls your body against hers
>Since you're about a foot shorter than she is, your head ends up resting against her barely-covered breasts
>She's so warm and soft; even if she's your mom, it feels indescribably good to have someone else touching you
>Acting like they love you...
>You nuzzle your face against her chest, wishing you could stay like this forever
>Unfortunately you can't, because you're currently sitting in a weird family-issues heap in the middle of a lesbian nightclub
>"Come on, sweetie. Let's go home."
>Velvet takes ahold of your hand, helping you to stand

>Together, the two of you talk out of the club
>You keep yourself pressed against her, finding warmth and security with your face on her chest
>She leads you to her car, which is parked just outside the place
"I'm s-s-so sorry..."
>"You've got nothing to apologize for, sweetie."
"W-what I did was g-g-gross... and w-wrong..."
>"No!"
>Velvet grips your hand, squeezing it
>"There's nothing wrong with you. Here, let's..."
>She sighs
>"Let's go get ourselves some dinner and forget this happened, alright? I'll take you to that Hibachi place you love."
>Kisses your forehead, and you feel your crying beginning to subside
"O-okay," you sniffle

>>29799121

>But when you get into the car with your mom, a very obvious question starts to tickle the back of your mind
>As Velvet pulls out of the club's parking lot and into the darkened Canterlot streets, you nudge her shoulder
"Hey, m-m-mom?"
>"What is it, sweetie?"
>Her voice is gentle and motherly, but you can hear the slight tinge of nervousness coloring it
>She knows what you're going to ask
"Why were y-you there? And, um, w-why are you dressed like..."
>Velvet blushes furiously, trying to turn herself in such a way that shields her skimpiness
>"I, uh, well, you see, sweetie..."
>She lifts a hand to her mouth, starting to chew her hails
>On her wrist, she's got a bracelet that reads "Bad Bytch"
>"I was, you know..."
>Velvet sighs, and you notice that she's blinking back tears of her own
>"I've been... lonely. Since the divorce with your father. I thought I'd try something different, and I liked it. A lot. I'm... sorry if that upsets you. I love you just as much as I ever have. I just... I was so lonely..."

Oh shiddd what do?

>>29799216
Suddendly an invasion of giant space cockroaches who speak like shitty moe characters happens.
One comes through the window.

>>29798889
>Twilight goes down on Sunset.
>"Damn Twi, where did you learn that?"
"From my mom."
>"Wait, what?"

>>29799216
Incest Dykeshit that is what you should do.

>>29795261
>after you're done with her she's all over the place
All of my yes.

kill me nst
I havent slept in two days

>>29801615
Just be yourself.
:^)
Have you tried masturbating? That usually helps me to sleep.

>>29801615
I would tell you to draw or write something right now, if you're a draw or write fag, but you would probably hate me for it.

>>29802427
I'd do it but I cant think when I am this tired
I almost fell asleep but then my roommate woke me up

>>29803398
Are you being tortured?

>>29803440
no I think its a medication I took
my roommate just woke me up on accident when he closed a door
I only slept for about an hour but that helped me

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LOL

>>29804149
tris is what makes trixies great

>>29804734
Make trix great again

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>>29805184
Trixie is already great (and powerful), fool

>>29795694
rolling for immortality

>>29784113
This would be cute if it were drawn better...

>>29799291
I second this.

>>29797455
Velvet's childhood was never expanded upon, for all we know she had a nice childhood but became a cunt because her daughter wasn't a carbon copy of her.
Or rather she was cunt for the sake of being a cunt.

>>29807277
>but became a cunt because her daughter wasn't a carbon copy of her.
this makes me sad

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>>29799216
>>29799291
>>29806921
"I... I'm sorry, mom. I didn't know."
>You curl up in the carseat, tucking your legs against your chest
>She's been lonely too?
>You sneak a glance at Velvet, your brain trying to process what you just heard
>She's like you?
>How much of what you've felt-- the confusion, the shame, and the guilt --has she been going through too?
>Your eyes trail down her body, and you realize that her right hand is resting on her thigh while her left grips the wheel
>With shaking fingers, you reach out and take ahold of that hand, squeezing it like you would when you were little
>Velvet looks surprised, for a moment
>Then she squeezes you back
>"You know... how about we just go home, sweetie? How does that sound?
>You nod
"I'd l-like that."

>At some point, you must have dozed off
>When you wake up, you're alone in the car
>There's nothing around you except darkness, and the sound of something scratching at the roof of the car
"H-hello? Who's there?"
>"Onii-chan~"
"What?"
>"Oniiiiiii-chan~"
>Something large, dark, and with too many legs skitters past the window
>Immediately, cold sweat drenches the back of your neck
"Please! W-who's there? I d-d-don't want any trouble!"
>You try to scoot backwards in the car, but there's something behind you
>No... multiple somethings
>Dozens of chittering bodies press against you, scrabbling against your bare skin with their horrible feelers
"N-no! Help! S-s-someone help!"
>"Onii-chaaaan~"
"NOOOO!"

>"Twilight!"
>Velvet shakes you awake, staring at you with concern
>You glance around wildly, your heart hammering in your chest
"O-oh, I... I m-must have had a bad dream."

>>29808986
>Velvet smiles at you, wiping sweat from your forehead
>"Well, we're home now, sweetie. C'mere."
>She hooks one arm under your legs and one under your shoulder, lifting you up into the air
>The strain is evident on her face, but she bears your weight
>"Just like when you were little. Remember?"
"H-hah, yeah..."
>You lay your head on her shoulder and let her carry you inside

>There's something cozy and safe about being in your own living room after such a chaotic day
>And that feeling is intensified tenfold while your mom's holding you
>As you curl into the warmth of her embrace, you wish you'd never have to leave
>She runs her fingers through your hair, cooing to you in a way you haven't heard since you were five
>"So? Whaddaya wanna do, sweetie?"
"H-huh?"
>"We've got the whole night to ourselves, now. Since, you know, neither of us have a date..."
>She's blushing a little now
>"We could have our own little date night, right? Just the two of us. If you want to, of course..."

What do? Play it smooth senpai. She's a lady who needs to be taken care of.

>>29809097
treat her to a candlelit dinner of pop-tarts

>>29809097
>mfw I miss the cyoa

>>29809117
Prepare a full dinner for her, then watch "When Sally met Harry".
Insta cum for a MILF.

>>29809097
offer to put on some light music and "accidentally" brush up against Velvet's tits while getting up.

DBS is getting really good for a Fireball Z anime.

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Best daughteru

>>29784623
What is this pic a reference to?

>>29812733
Ah, sorry, I don't talk to nu/nst/.

>>29812816
Nu/nst/ = old/nst/

>>29813270
Factually wrong, Moondancer, stop trying to make Glim Glam look bad.

>>29812733
That means he doesn't know either

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>>29813449
>>29812733
Anon, don't be salty that no one talks to nu-/nst/.

THE. CAT. HAS. YOUR. PIPE.

>>29813584
Salty? Oh boy, one of these boys. Have a good day bud.

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>>29813737
Would you prefer the term "triggered"?
Also, really loved that deflection.

>>29813755
Love you to bud

>>29813755
Also, what am I salty/triggered about?

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>>29809097
"Y-yeah! Definitely!"
>You give Velvet a little squeeze
"I, um... I've h-honestly kinda missed getting to spend time w-w-with you."
>"Aww."
>She kisses your forehead, and your entire face starts to tingle
>"I've missed being with you too, sweetie. I'm really sorry we drifted apart."
"N-no! It's not your fault at all! I w-w-was kinda of, um..."
>You lay your chin on her shoulder, looking at the ground
"I was k-kind of avoiding you. I thought if you found out t-that I'm... y-you know... that you'd be upset."
>Velvet lays her hand on your side, gently rubbing along your body
>"Upset? Sweetie, there's nothing wrong with the way you are. In fact... I'm kinda happy to hear it."
"R-r-really?"
>"Of course. It means I'm not alone anymore. It means we can... we can figure this out together."
>In the darkness of your living room, you can see Velvet smiling as she holds back tears
>"And besides, no matter how you are, I'll always love you."
>She kisses you again, on the cheek this time
>"No matter what."
>For a moment, you can't think of anything to say
>You feel breathless, and your head is swimming
>She's being so nice to you...
>You can't even remember the last time anyone was this loving towards you
>When you try to speak, your tongue feels thick and heavy in your mouth
"I, uh... y-you..."
>"Hmm?"
"Y-y-y-you want me to make dinner!? For our d-d-d-date! It c-can be a dinner date, I mean!"
>Smooth
>"You'd make dinner for me?"
"I, uh... I c-c-can try..."
>"That sounds great!"
"C-c-cool. I'll j-just, um... s-stand up now..."

>>29809117
>>29809805
>>29814306
>You plant one foot on the floor, then the other, and begin to pull yourself up
>As you do, though, your hand trails across your mom's chest, pressing against it to balance yourself
>Due to the skimpiness of her bikini top, you can feel all the warmth of her breasts seeping into your palm
>Her skin is like silk against yours, and you swear you can feel little goosebumps along her curves
>Velvet smiles, not seeming to mind that your practically groping her
>"What'll you make?"
"I, uh..."
>Shit, that's a good question
>The most complex thing you've ever cooked is a Hot Pocket
"W-well, uh, I c-c-could..."
>You glance over at the kitchen, wondering what might be over there
"...uh..."
>Quick, Twilight, think of a food you like
"P-Pop Tarts! I could make P-Pop Tarts!"
>Velvet just stares at you for a moment
"I m-mean, uh..."
>She throws her head back, laughing hysterically
>"Pop-Tarts? That's our fancy dinner?"
>You start to wring your hands
"I, uh... I c-can do better! I'm sorry..."
>"No! No, that's fine! Pop-Tarts are fine!"
>Velvet clutches her stomach, laughing so hard she's crying
>"There should be some in the pantry," she says, wiping tears from her face
"O-okay..."
>Velvet watches you walk into the kitchen, still clutching her abdomen as little giggle-fits rock her body
>"Good Lord, Twilight... I love you so much."

>>29814397
Holy shit, this is one of the cutest greens I've ever read, plz continue.

incase the nukes go off I want you guys to know /nst/ is my favorite general Ive ever been to and its the only reason I come to this board

>>29814397
blow a kiss at Velvet as you awkwardly try to do the sexy walk

oodnight nst

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>>29814531
>Nukes.
>Over sand people.

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>>29793785
>>You kinda hope Moondancer likes the way you look
it begins

I'll be waiting for more, Mr. President

>>29816771
>it begins
Yes
Good

>>29785663
Actually dark-skinned Twilight pre-dates Equestria Girls by a good long time. Horses and ponies with darker coat colors tend to have darker skin underneath.

>>29815533
>>29814397
"I-I love you too! A l-lot!"
>You make a little kissy-face at her, which makes Velvet giggle
>She returns it, blowing you a kiss
>Your heart flutters, and the place where she kissed you earlier still feels tingly and warm
>Turning your back to her, you attempt a walk halfway between "sexy strut" and "excited skipping"
>Unfortunately, the end result ends up making you look you're walking while trying to carry a water balloon between your butt cheeks
>Your sock-clad foot slips on the kitchen tile, and you go spilling to the ground with a *smack*
>"Twilight! Are you okay!?"
>She jumps up from the couch, ready to rush in and help you
"I'm f-fine! Just f-fell, heh..."
>You stand up and brush yourself off
>Your entire body is coursing with nervous energy, and not just from almost busting your ass
>She cares about you so much!

>You hum a little tune to yourself as you return to the living room with a plate of freshly-toasted brown-cinnamon Pop Tarts
>As you enter, you pause to flick off the lights, shrouding the room in darkness
>"Twilight?"
"I t-thought it might be more moody this way. Y-you know, for our d-d-date..."
>Velvet chuckles
>"That's my girl. So romantic~"
>She crosses her legs, scooting to one side to make room for you on the couch
>You place the plate of Pop Tarts on the table, then head over to the TV
"You w-wanna watch something?"
>"Sure! What're you feeling?"
"W-well, uh..."
>The palms of your hands are strangely sweaty, for some reason
>But you know the perfect movie to throw on

>>29817749
>It's one she used to show you all the time when you were a kid
>And best yet, it's easily the best romance movie ever made
>Sure, this date's with your mom, but...
>It still feels right to put on something romantic, especially with what the two of you have been through lately
>You reach into the DVD drawer beneath the TV set and pull out your old, battered copy of The Princess Bride
>Velvet beams when she sees it
>"Good choice, sweetie."
"I k-know, right? It's b-been so long since we've seen this."
>"It has, hasn't it?"
>You slide the DVD into the player, then return to the couch to sit with your mom
>She's left you an entire square of it to yourself, but you don't care
>You sit right up against her, resting your head on her shoulder
>Velvet smiles, and wraps her arm around you
>You snuggle into her side, breathing in the clean, flowery scent of her perfume
"I m-miss doing this..."
>"Me too. I can't believe I haven't held my baby girl in so long."
>She rests her head atop yours, nuzzling your chin
>And then the movie starts

>From the first few minutes, and the first "as you wish," Velvet's eyes start getting misty
>She sniffles a little, pulling you tighter against her
>Neither of you say anything, but you're pretty sure what she's thinking
>Mostly because you're thinking the same thing
>You don't want to ever drift away from her again
>In fact, if you could, you'd sit in this little embrace forever, with your head on her shoulder and the gentle rise and fall of her chest next next to yours

>>29818023
Yisss.
Maybe Twilight awkwardly plays with her mother's nipples.

>>29818023

>Halfway through, you're starting to drift off
>As much as you love this movie, you're just too damn comfy to fall asleep
>Plus, the thought of falling asleep in Velvet's arms makes you so happy you could cry
>Just as your eyes are starting to close, though, Velvet takes her arm from around you and starts to fidde with the straps of her bikini
>When she notices she woke you up, she glances over at you
>"Sorry, honey."
>She slips a finger under both the bikini's cups, adjusting them
>"This is just a... a little uncomfortable."
>You sit up, awake now
"Oh. S-sorry."
>"Not your fault. I can't believe I thought this horrible getup would be a good idea."
"I d-dunno, I think it l-l-looks really good on you."
>You speak the line before you realize how weird it probably sounds
>Velvet glances over at you, her face unreadable
"I m-mean, you pull it off well! Because your b-b-body works really well for it."
>That didn't make things any better
"Just, y-you know, it makes you l-look really, uh... n-nice. Not like s-sexy or anything. Well to other people p-probably but, you know... j-just nice. You look nice."
>You can feel your face burning with embarrassment now, so you just shut up
>Velvet stares for a second more, then her face breaks out into a smile
>"Awww. You really like this?"
"Y-yeah! You look great!"
>"You sure? I was a bit worried about it. But if my little girl likes it..."
>She strikes a quick pose
>"Then that's good enough for me!"

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>>29818255
"Y-yeah..."
>You cross your legs, not sure what to do now
>Velvet stares down at her bikini top, frowning
>"Still... it's starting to chafe a bit..."
"Oh, n-no! It's totally cool if you w-want to take it off! I'm j-just glad I got to see it, you know."
>"You're sure in a flattering mood tonight," Velvet says with a bit of a cheeky smile
"Yeah. I'm r-really happy."
>You give her a nervous smile
>She reaches over to touch your face, returning it
>"Me too. Now, time to get out of this horrible thing..."
>Velvet raises her hands to the bikini's ties
>"Oh, wait, what am I thinking? All my things are upstairs. Bleh..."
>She's about to stand, but stops
>"I really don't feel like going upstairs. It, uh... it wouldn't be too awkward if I just took this off, would it, sweetie?"
"J-just took it off?"
>"Yeah, you're right. I don't want to gross you out--"
"N-no!"
>Your outburst seems to startle her
"I m-mean, uh... it wouldn't gross me out. Your m-my mom. I don't have any problem s-s-seeing your body. It's r-r-really nice. N-not in that way, of c-course! Just, you know... you always look pretty and... it w-won't bother me!"
>Velvet raises an eyebrow
>"You're sure this isn't gross? Because if you want me too, I'll change."
"It's n-not gross."
>"Ha, alright."
>In one quick motion, she unties her bikini and lets it fall away from her chest
>Her breasts, free of their confines, flop down against her chest like two huge, smooth scoops of vanilla ice cream
>You stare for a second, then tear your eyes away when you realize what you're doing
>They're... they're so big
>Like you know they would be, but... damn
>You can't help but feel a little jealous, thinking of how your own barely qualify as A-cups
>Velvet breathes a sigh of relief, stretching out on the couch
>Which, of course, just makes them jiggle
>"Good Lord, that feels good..."

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>>29818355
o h b a b y

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can dykeshit bloom in the battlefield?

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>>29818547
only if you've studied the blade

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>>29818561
nothing personnel, sugarcube.

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I became awash with this idea while fapping to some samurai hootershy pics. It was too niche to turn into a full blown green, but I didn't want it go to waste either.

So, uh... Enjoy.

>"S-stand back, senpai!"
>Scootaloo tightens her grip on the tanto, its cold edge fluttering against Twilight's slender neck.
>"Don't move an inch, or I'll c-c-cut up your princess to ribbons! I swear!"
>Her magenta eyes glitter with held-back tears.
>Twilight struggles to no avail.
>Her wrists are bound behind her back, clutched tightly by Scootaloo's free arm.

>Rainbow Dash quietly stands with her feet spread shoulder-width apart.
>Her left hand rests lightly at the sheath of her katana.

>Dead bodies and cut-up limbs lay strewn around the hostage standoff.
>Twilight's ceremonial garbs are torn in random places.
>Scootaloo's lamellar armor is in tatters.
>Rainbow is in sliced-up rags, her blue skin raked with red gashes.

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>>29819205
"Don't do this, squirt. Please"
>"Stop calling me that, you... you bitch!"
>Tears begin streaming down Scootaloo's sorrow-wrinkled cheeks.

>"I-I can't belive it! All those times spent together... Birthday gifts... All those sleepless nights spent under the moonlight swapping jokes..."
>She brings her tanto arm to her face.

>Rainbow tenses up, creeping her right hand towards the hilt.
>Scootaloo wipes her tears before threatening Twilight's throat again.
>"...It was all but a damned ruse! Hollow, meaningless lies!"

>She lets out a frustrated groan, sounding like an enraged bear.
>Twilight moans out in pain as Scootaloo's grip around her wrist tightens.
>"I adored you, senpai! I l-loved you like a sister! H-how could you betray me like this??"
>Rainbow keeps her right hand hovering over the hilt.

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>>29818547
>"I don't know. I've never tried."

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>>29819214
"No, Scoots. I only spent time with you because..."
>Rainbow hangs her head, tufts of sweat-ridden rainbow hair covering her eyes.
"....Because I liked you, kid. You reminded me of my younger self. The innocence I've lost. The childhood that I'll never get back."

>Scootaloo grits her teeth.
>"Bullshit! More lies! Shimmer-sensei told me that you were getting cozy with me just so you could get closer to our princess and corrupt her with your lies!"
"Shimmer sensei--?"
>Rainbow's eyes widen.
>Scootaloo grins.

>"S-Shimmer sensei told me everything, senpai. I know the truth now. I know you came from *out there* to kidnap our princess."
>She points her tanto at Rainbow, still shaking.
>"I won't let you take our princess! She belongs here, in her country!"

>Rainbow grimaces at the revelation.

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>>29819304

[Boss, you hearing this?]
>Moondancer's voice crackles over the comm.
>"[Loud and clear. This is unprecedented. ISIS usually doesn't give a damn about HST's emancipation efforts. I'll relay this to the high council.]"
[Why isn't the backup here yet? I practically fought off the entire palace guard myself!]
>Moondancer lets out a breathy sigh.
>"[HST called for an extension to the CDC Summit to help them pass some bullshit motion. All military flights are forbidden from using the hyperspace leylines until the Summit ends. You're on your own, kid.]"
"Chikushou!"

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>>29819378
>"Th-that's right!" Scootaloo shouts. "The Lavender Princess stays here, and there's nothing you can do about it!"
"Fine. What now, squirt?"
>"Wh-what?"
>Rainbow widens her stance ever so slightly.
"What now?"
>Scootaloo's tanto falters a little.

"I can just disappear back to where I come from. But you can't. Do you think they'll just gloss over the fact that you've got your blade against the Princess's throat? That you broke your oath and laid your hands on the Lavender Princess?"
>Scootaloo grimaces.

"For all they know, it was YOU that slaughtered the palace guards. After all, you're the one with the right passphrases."
>Scootaloo hangs her head.
"And we both know how much political sway the Princess has. Even if she swore up and down to the gods, the shogunate will make a scapegoat out of you, lest they appear weak."

>Rainbow pauses, letting her words sink in.

"Let me go with the Princess, squirt. Go home. Pretend you didn't see any of this tonight. You deserve to be happy."

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>>29819454
>Scootaloo begins to bawl openly.
>"Y-you.... Devious bitch. The lies just won't end..."
>She tightens her grip on the tanto.
>"Shimmer-sensei was right. You must die. The Lavender Princess must die. She must die lest more of YOU show up and try to take her away from our fine nation."
>Rainbow deliberately rests her right hand on the hilt of her katana, gripping it slowly.
"Don't you dare, Scoots. Don't make me do this."
>"I couldn't believe it at first, but this is what I must do for my country. She must DIE."

>With a fierce cry, Scootaloo begins to drag her tanto across Twilight's neck.
>Rainbow draws her steel in the blink of an eye, lunging forwards in a chromatic blur.


>With exquisite precision, her blade meets flesh.

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>>29819502

- - - -

>The sun begins to set behind the rolling hills, casting an orangey crimson tint across the landscape.
>Rainbow kneels in front of a makeshift grave, utterly silent.
>Moondancer pours a bowl of rice wine and takes a sip, scattering the remains on the grave.
>"I'm sorry kid," she says, pouring another bowl for Rainbow.
"Yeah, me too."
>Rainbow replies in a barely audible whisper.
>She scatters her bowl on the grave.
>Several minutes of awkward silence pass between them.

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>>29819543
>Moondancer coughs.
>"Twilight is stable, more or less. The high council is impressed with how things turned out, despite the odds."
"I want out."
>Rainbow blurts abruptly.
"I can't do this anymore. I'm tired of betraying these people. I'm done."
>Moondancer stares at Rainbow.
>She reaches for the pale blue warrior's shoulder, squeezing it tightly.
>"I understand. I'll prep the paperwork. Meet me in the shuttle when you're ready."
"Yeah, whatever."
>Moondancer steps away, lighting a cigarette.

>With her superior gone, Rainbow gently rests her hand on the grave.
"I'm so sorry, squirt."
>Droplets of tears pepper the ground beneath her.

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>>29819557
TEH
ENDO

Thanks for reading!

Now back to our regularly scheduled dykeshit.

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>>29819573
https://pastebin.com/JQWNHPym
And the pastebin, for all two (2) of you that actively follow my stories one of them is me.

>Page 8
Bump

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>>29795694
Gnillor

>>29821253
>tfw baekgup is dead
they were such a great artist :'

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>>29819573

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>>29821323
They'll be sorely missed.

>>29818561
trixie is the one who would buy katanas and try to use them

goodnight nst

>MFW anon

>>29823135
anon a shit
sunset is best for twilight

>>29823761
>Shimmigrants.
>Good at anything.
Pick one.

>>29824071
they are good at sneaking past walls
the walls to twilights heart

>>29827267
Lewd

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>>29818588
Look out!
She can parry from ONE side and HALF swing it at you if she puts her whole body into it.

>>29828174
Not to mention that she has a gigantic blind spot if she even tries to swing.

>>29828904
nothin personal twilight

goodnight nst

>>29829215
While you were shitposting on the internet I was mastering the sword.

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>>29829882
>"I doubt you'd surpass me in the art of the sword, dahling~"

Catching up on commissions and stuff, will have more mama dykeshit tomorrow!

>>29829968
Thanks Mom(Jeff)

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>>29819223
Best game in the saga, looking back.
Koji should have stopped there.

>>29830700
4 was great

>>29831723
For a long time, I thought the same, then I caved in to /v/.
Now, I am mixed on the subject.

>>29831878
I only ever go to /v/ when I want to discuss a video game
then I leave once I remember they hate video games

>>29830700
I liked 5
the only reason I dont think it was a perfect game was because of the cut content, and I mean more than just the true ending, and the fact that GZ came early

if GZ was released at the same time as TPP we wouldn't have as easily figured out the medic thing, and if we would have gotten the true ending the "MGSV has no story" meme would die
and there was a lot of stuff shown off in different E3 trailers that never made it into the final game

>>29829968
>Catching up on commissions and stuff, will have more mama dykeshit tomorrow!
by tommorow do you mean today?

>>29834076
Why does Glimmer look so much better as no hooves than a pony?
It's not even a style thing. She just looks better.

>>29834124
Because normal glimmers design is too simple and boring

>>29834124
It's because you are a fagget who masturbates to women instead of superior horse pussy.

>>29819978
i'm not sure why, but upskirt shots of twilight gets me much harder than just straight-up nudes of her.

>>29836647
because its a tease

>>29784113
What is this gay shit ? Why twilight and SS? Such a fucking dumb pair you might as well pair twilight with negatwilight. Oh I know why, cause you vapid fucks only care about "muh dick lesbians are so hawt hurrr" shit like this. You know those movies all sucked ass right ?

I want to be Scitwi and cope with an abusive girlfriend who doesn't support my science
Also bump

>>29836647
You might be a degenerate.

>>29838266
abusive relationships are bad

>>29838266
So, pre-reformed Shim-Sham? Rainbow Dash? Aria?

>>29839090
Shim seems most likely to be abusive desu
Maybe one of the Dazzles, too. Besides Sonata, of course.

>>29839299
what about diamond tiaras mom

>>29829968
you've got one hour left

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you lied jeff >:(

Did you knew that Gabe the Dog is fucking dead?
I sure didn't.

>>29843223
who's gabe the dog?

29844735<<
heres your (You)

>>29843721
Lurk more.

>>29845824
I have been but ive never heard of gabe the dog

>>29846119
Pretty sure you must have seen him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c--etqIJcow

>>29847098
nope havent seen him before

>>29847237
Then I go back to my previous (You): >>29845824

goodnight nst

>>29849470
I would like to bump your wife's colon.

>>29849726

I dont have a wife

>>29850380
That's not the point.
If you had one though, I would like to bump her rump with my pump.

>>29851170
him

>>29851743
Are you saying you are a girl or that your wife is female(male)?

I desperately want to be a qt nerd girl and be beaten by my much stronger ex-villain gf.

>>29853698
I desperately way to be your dad so I can gas your alien whore of a gf and point you toare a better choice, like a reformed Sugarcoat or Rarity.

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>>29795694
Rollin

morning nst