MLP/Incestuous Relationships Thread

Did we stop numbering these?

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>>29764570
I want to cum inside Bonnie.

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>>29764570
Wanting more of this >>29762686
Threesome with Lyra and cousin Bonnie when?

>>29764674
>"Whoo! It's me!"
"Do you have any idea how much that cake cost me?"
>"Surprise, Anon!"
"Why are you a horse?"

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>"I just gotta get cousin Anon a little bit drunk, and then I'm going to grab him by the hips like this and shove his fat cock right in my mouth. In and out, over and over again."

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What made cousin Bonnie cry, /incest/?

>You will never comfort your cousin after her best friend (next to you) calls her disgusting for having sex wtih you

>>29765000

She found out you have a Candy allergy.

>>29765019
Now how will he eat out her candyvag?

>>29765000

"Five inches...I had dreams, entire sagas of carnal titillation to explore. And now my sexual vistas are shattered upon reality's adamant cliffs!"

"Aw shucks, cousin Bonnie. Disappointment sure make you use all them fancy words."

>>29764832
I Need a green of this ??

>>29765000
She found out Anon's sextapes with Lyra, Cherilee and the flowers sisters.

>>29765257
>Anon has sex with all his other relatives except for Bonnie
>Records it all
>Leaves the tape where he knows that she'll find it
Anon is very passive-aggressive when it comes to letting somebody know that he's just not that into them.

>>29765257
>and the flowers sisters
fug

>>29765319
>This hurts the Bonnie.

We need more impreg.

>>29765334
>Anon has to be careful fucking his flower sisters
>They keep thinking that they hear someone approaching and end up shrieking, which sets off the other two
>You've almost been caught more than once because of that

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>>29765721
Yes.

Specifically of the pone variety.

>>29765721
>Anon's sister/cousin hesitantly trying to break the news to Anon that she's pregnant
>Breaks down and begs him not to leave her

>>29765728
>not getting them into bondage for this exact reason
>tie them up so they can't panic
>gag them so they can't scream
>keep railing them even when someone is close enough to hear the wet noises if they listened closely
>give them the most powerful orgasms of their lives

>>29765319
LET'S KEK THE BONNIE

>>29765821
Nah, I'd rather just wreck Bonnie for anyone else.

>>29765821
No, love the Bonnie. Cuddle the Bonnie and go jogging together to burn off the calories after you spend an afternoon testing out her candy recipes.

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>>29765838

>>29765838
>>29766176
I'd like a taste of cousin Bonnie's tasty candy.

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>>29764669
>>29764570
>>29764674
I did

>>29765000
If anyone makes Bonnie cry I would fucking end them.

>>29766246
It's funny because Bonnie would do the same for you.

>>29766246
>>29766256
>You will never have a relationship like that.

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>>29766256
Oh, to have someone like that in your life...

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>>29764570
>You will never cuddle with Cousin Bonnie.
>You will never play with her hair.
>She will never kiss your cheek telling you how much she loves you.

>>29764674
Same. I'm hoping to see more from >>29762686
Is there a pastebin of it?

>>29767089
This. More cousin Bonnie!

I want my cousin Bonnie to catch me stealing her panties.

>>29767250
>you both catch each other stealing each other's underwear in the laundry room

>>29764669
I want to cum inside cousin Bonnie while big sister Applejack sucks my testicles.

>>29767252
Do they live in the same house?

>ywn be molested by cousin Bonnie
>ywn secretly like it
>ywn never sit on her lap as you both watch television and pretend not to notice her grabbing you through your pants
>ywn never hear her ask you to take off your clothes so she make sure your body is in good working order
>ywn hear her explain that you shouldn't be modest because she changed you all time when you were little and has seen you plenty of times
>ywn here her giggle and say "my anon, you've grown into quite a big boy since I last saw it"
>ywn have her ask you to prove how big you are
>Ywn never fuck your cousin

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>>29767736

>>29767736
>>29768001
>Lyra will never get off seeing her "Best friend" fucking her own little cousin.
>"It's so wrong but, it's hot."

>>29767247
>>29767089
>>29764674
Hey fellas. I should have the next installment of Cousin Bonnie and Anon's Birthday finished here pretty soon. I'm thinking about going ahead of giving myself a Writefag Name. I'm gonna go with my OC's name, "Limestone Sales."

>>29768085
(I gotchu an update, boys)

>you hurry towards the couch and sit next to her. You place your hand on her shoulder

"Bonnie, come here please. If you need a shoulder to cry on, then please cry on mine."

>she sits up and rests her face on your shoulder and continues to lightly sob

"Bonnie, are you crying because we don't see other very often anymore?"

>"Yes. It's pretty obvious that I'm upset about that.." she sniffles

"Bonnie, lift your head up for me for just a second."

>you feel her nodding her head. She lifts her head up and looks at you

>you quickly give her a critical sneak attack hug for 2.0x affection

"Bonnie, I love you. I love you, and I can't stand to see you cry. I didn't realize that I meant so much to you. I am so sorry that I haven't been able to see you all that often here lately. I'm going to promise you that I will make more time to be with you from now on. I should've been making more time to be with my favorite family member anyway."

>the two of you continue to hug. Suddenly, you feel her wet face rest on your face, and you feel a light kiss on your cheek

>"..Thank you, Clyde. You're the sweetest person I've ever known. Why does the sweetest-" she mumbles "-and cutest-" her voice returns to its normal acoustic intensity "-guy I know have to be my cousin?"

>her words take you by surprise

"Bonnie, what are you saying?.."

>>29768025
Unf.

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>"I am NOT a 'Stacy', Anonymous."
>'Pbbbt, could've fooled me, Sugarpuke.'
>"How clever. Do you have you special needs classes after school today? I need to know if I should ask one of the girls to walk me home."
>'No, they cancelled 'Dealing with Cunt Sisters 101', I'll be there to walk home with you, unfortunately.'
>"Fantastic, try not to disrupt your classes for those who want to learn."
>'No promises, you try not to be the prettiest, smartest girl wherever you go, bitch.'
>You and your sister share a deep kiss before going off to your classes.

>>29768396
>You and your sister will never be tsun for each other

>>29768162

>"Before I say anything else, you should really check on those eggs."

"Aww shit! I forgot about them!"

>you run to your stove and put the eggs on a plate

"Thank God they weren't on there for too long. We can trade eggs if you don't like firm egg yolks."

>"Sure. We can trade."

>both of you eat at your dinner table. You both give each other awkward glances while eating

>Bonnie looks like she's about to break down; she's barely touched her food

"Are you not hungry?"

>"Uh, I-I'm fine." She starts eating quickly, but her face looks reluctant with each bite

>she looks nervous

>really nervous

>she almost looks like she just asked her employer for a promotion

>both of you finish your breakfast and put your dishes in the sink. You sit on your couch and pat the seat next to you as you look at Bonnie. She slowly walks toward the couch and sits next to you. She crosses her arms and stares forward

"Now then, what were you saying?"

>"Can it wait til after we play Super Smash Bros?"

"I'd rather have this discussion now."

>"If we have this conversation now, then I'd have to leave immediately afterwards because you wouldn't want to be around me after you hear what I have to say."

"I Pinkie Promise you that nothing will change between us after we talk."

>"That's half of what I'm afraid of..."

"What do you mean?"

>"I'm afraid that either you'll never want to talk to me again, or you'll just brush it off as nothing and you'll act like the conversation never happened."

"Okay, then instead I'll Pinkie Promise you that you'll still be the most important family member to me, and I'll Pinkie Promise that nothing bad will come of this for either of us. Sound good?"

>"Yes." The two of you say in unison "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," while gesturing everything that the two of you say in the process

>>29768396
>>29768427
>You will never sabotage each others dates.
>Both of you know what the other one is doing.
>You will never hate fuck your older sister Sugarcoat to get revenge.

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>>29768461
Gotta love cousin Bonnie.

>>29768461
cute

>>29768461
Awww, cousin Bonnie. :hugs:

Thanks for the update Limestone. I can't wait to read more!

>Great-grandma Sonata is confused as to why you don't want to have sex with her, much less make make siren babies with her
>Decides to make your hesitation go away by using the tried and true method of waking you up with a blowjob and letting you paint her face white with your cum
>Walks around the house for the rest of the day with your cum still covering her face
>Decides to start going around completely bottomless until you give in and fuck her; bends over in front of you as much as possible and does her best to sit on your lap whenever you sit down

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>>29769471
thats hot

>>29769471
>not giving your siren grandma a dozen babies
what a faggot

>>29769557
>Making grandma Sonata think you don't want it
>Watching grandma Sonata walk around with her bare ass staring you right in the face
>Enjoying the way her fat pussy lips peek out between her cheeks when she does a stiff-kneed bending over
>Having her sit on your lap while you watch a movie and having to hold her hips still when she starts wriggling because she's getting excited
It's all part of the plan, Anon.

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>>29769570
>you will never orgasm denial her

>>29769594
>You will never make her so desperate that she begs you to fuck a baby into her

>>29764832
I think that before any of that she should probably get her broken legs seen to. Pretty sure they're not supposed to be twisted like that.

>>29769570
>>29769622
Seems like it would make a mess though, when you inevitably cum inside and she drips everywhere she walks.

>>29769743
One of her sisters will dispose of it. Wink.

>>29769570
>>Enjoying the way her fat pussy lips peek out between her cheeks

>>29769495
>tfw people will never mistake your great grandmother for your little sister.

>>29769947
That's something I never thought I'd ever read.

>Grandma Sonata will never convince everyone that she's your little sister so that they won't think it's creepy that a teenage is hanging out with you
>She will never use this as an excuse to act (even more) childishly and get hugs in public
>She will never make a point of not wearing panties or a bra; you will never discover this fact when she straddles your lap and hugs you

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>>29769947
Why live

>>29769995
f-fug

>>29769995
>>29770010
>You will never have to frantically try and keep Sonata's skirt from riding up and exposing her bare ass while she sits on your lap down at the mall

>>29770086
She better not be exposing her ass to anyone else. That ass belongs to me.

>>29770149
>That ass belongs to me
and because of you being her descendant, you're part of dat ass

>>29770149
Exposing her ass is really just a method to get the skirt out of the way and no longer be between her pussy and your lap.

>People will never give you dirty looks when your great-grandmother (who doesn't at all look her age) starts showing signs of pregnancy

>>29770182
Yet another reason it's mine.

>>29769594
Makes me glad she's not my sister/1st cousin.

>>29770182
>>29770183
>tfw as you grow older you realize your siren blood is keeping you looking young
>as far as you know you might not be immortal, but compared to a normal human you're going to be extremely long lived
>spending centuries making new siren babies for your clan

>>29770263
Reminds me of Wolverine.

>>29770263
>Legally change your name to Dorian Gray
>Commission a portrait to be taken of you
>Spook as many people as possible

>>29770182
I imagine that the sirens would get off to reminding Anon that they made him.

>"That cute ass you have wouldn't exist if it weren't for us, Anon. That means that it's ours~"

>>29770959
And they want you around to make their wombs not feel as empty, so that means their asses are yours.

>>29770183
>>29770263

>pumping literally hundreds of babies into great-grandmother Sonata as well as Aria and Adagio for centuries
>by the time it's been 300 years since you met them, 5% of the global population is now descended from you
>still keep pumping babies into them, and their immortality keeps their orificies tight so you never have to worry about sagging from all the births
>eventually, sirens become the dominant species in EqG

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>>29771022
>use the considerable contacts and finances you've all accumulated over the years to obtain a massive mansion and hundreds of acres
>every room is full of your various progeny of various ages, from still teething to going through highshool up to working a 9 to 5 job
>you already have another expansion planned for the next litter your many times great grandmother and her sisters are to give birth to

>>29771022
>>29771068
Considering how weird they already are about incest, what would you tell them when they want you to make the siren blood even... 'purer' so to speak?

You're going to tell them no, right?

>>29771100
The trick is to get them to fall in love with you. You wouldn't think it, but Aria's a closet romantic, so she'll be the first to crumble when you try that "one and only" stuff.

>>29771068
>Adagio having breasts
one job!

>>29771117
I'm referring to the inevitable children and how they'd view incest then.

>>29771128
I dunno. I mean, if you're the only offspring they're going to fuck, then it's only fair that they're the only family that YOU'RE going to fuck.

>>29771100
>>29771128

Well if you're talking about them fucking our male offspring, I'd tell them to at least wait they're adults.

They'd probably be okay with us fucking any willing duaghters as well.

Of course it occurs to me that with all this inbreeding eventually genetic recombination is going to loop back around to the start and we'll have almost clones of Adagio, Sonata, and Aria running around.

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>>29771068
Most other guys would consider themselves lucky to find an unfy pic of their great grandmother when she was still a sexy young woman. Anon is one lucky son of a bitch to be able to actually fuck and dump cum into his sexy teenage-looking great grandma Sonata.

>>29771155
>They'd probably be okay with us fucking any willing duaghters as well.
Yes, this is what I was referring to. I figured their view would change with direct offspring.

Anyone want to do a Big Sister Gabby greentext?

>>29771193
>I figured their view would change with direct offspring

Well if they're smart they'd wait a few generations for the blood to thin by breeding with non-related humans.

Then start fucking your descendants again.

>>29771325
But they want PUREBLOOD sirens.

B-but what if I want my sirens all to myself?

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>>29771345
Isn't that what's already happening?

>>29771345
If by all sirens you mean adagio and aria, then have at them... sonata is mine

>>29771345
Easy. Get /fit/ and beat any sons that try take your Sirens away from you into submission.
Only the strong are privileged to pass on their genes.

>>29771413
>beat any sons that try take your Sirens away from you
Yeah! and fuck them too! Knock them up with your magic Siren Semen!

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>>29771413
Nigga by then you're already the alpha siren. You have the three matriarchs already constantly impregnated, you're the oldest and most experienced by far compared to any of your potential competitors and aside from the matriarchs themselves you have the most siren blood in you.

Any sons wouldn't stand a chance, they can go after the human women.

Hey... do sirens lose and regrow teeth like sharks?

>you will never say to mommy Cadance...
>I wanna be in the womb where it happens
>the womb where it happens
>the womb where it happens

>>29771430

>aside from the matriarchs themselves you have the most siren blood in you

Wouldn't any offspring Anon has with the dazzlings have more siren blood than him?

Anon is half siren due to his grandparents being direct offspring of Sonata and Aria (at least In Analplug's story).

Any offspring he has with the dazzlings would be 3/4 siren. They'd have more siren blood than him.

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>>29771455
I want big sister Cadance.

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Or mama Celestia.

>>29771472
they chose him in the first place for being so pure of blood

>>29771473
>>29771477
why not both?

>>29771473
i find myself suddenly feeling the same way... prefer little sister, but either will do.

>>29771489
At the same time? YES PLEASE.

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>Your tomboyish little sister Rainbow will never start dressing provocatively for your attention

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>>29771477
Oh yes. Kinda got an ayy lmao face though.

>>29771477
WHOA. Lumineko should draw more Principal Celestia. Unf.

>>29771503
Needs suspenders, to bring the whole Misty look together

>>29771472
>Sirens realize that a 3/4-blooded siren is enough siren to utilize their powers to infiltrate various governments undetected
>Any more pure-blooded than that, and they'll inherit the siren's brutal competitive nature
>Sure, more pure-blooded than 3/4-blooded would make them even more effective, but the cost is that Anon and the Dazzlings will always have to watch their backs for children who try to overthrow them
>Sirens and Anon acknowledge that it's against their best interests to have an army of hundreds of back-stabbers who want nothing more to kill them and claim their positions of power

>>29771503
>She will never walk around topless
>She will never make nervous, self-deprecating comments like "I'm flat as a board anyway, so what does it matter?"
>This will never be an excuse for her to get you used to seeing her breasts
>She will never slowly remove more articles of clothing until she can walk around the house completely naked without you freaking out

>>29771699
I want to pinch her tiny nips and massage her itty bitty titties.

>>29771668
>More siren blood = better siren abilities
>Too much siren blood = bad siren abilities
Anon limits his incest to his grandmothers/aunts

>>29771730
With my mouth. I'd come up with some bullshit excuse about helping her wind down after a big game.

>>29771730
>"A-Anon? Are you sure ~ah!~ Are you sure that this is ~hng~ a r-real massage?"

>>29765730
>Anon is adopted by ponies
>Ponies treat things as though he were no different than a blood-related family member
>Anon is confused when his horsemom/horsesister wants to fuck him and she's turned on by the prospect of incest
>"But we aren't even related."
>>"What a horrible thing to say."

>page 8

>>29771329
This. Breeding with unrelated humans would be counter-productive. It would just further dilute the siren genes. The only reason human genes were involved in the first place is because they didn't have a male siren to breed with, so they had to settle for a human male.

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>You will never be secretly alright with your DFC little sister borrowing your shirts
>You will never hope and pray she wears one of your sleeveless shirts, knowing full well that whenever she's sitting or bent over even a little bit, it puts her perky and pert nipples on full display for whoever happens to be beside her
>You will also never remember to turn down the thermostat a few extra degrees today to make them extra pokey

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>>29773198
At least we can still imagine that and pretend it is real.

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I want to apologize for not showing up
I was off the internet all this time looking for jobs with little success
I'll write more fluttercousin soon enough and i updated it already
https://pastebin.com/0NgmyEhq

That being said, here is an apology for you all
http://imgur.com/eAvzzbT hope you enjoy it

>>29773539
This offering pleases me.

Also you forgot the name, dummy

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>>29773548
It's kinda obvious tho,
Is not like you guys get OC pics that often

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>be 10 year old Anon
>Your parents are going away for the week
>So you're not left to your own devices to cause mischief, Cousin Bonnie and her weirdo friend Lyra Heartstrings have been called to watch over
>Lyra likes some weird pony show for children
>Weirdo
>But you liked Cousin Bonnie well enough. She had always been really nice to you, moreso than even your family sometimes
>Once you parents left you had about 15 minutes to yourself before your handlers came to sit you
>What better to do than vidya?
>You get on your console and play till you hear the doorbell ring
>Sure enough it was Bonnie and her weirdo friend
>Bonnie bends down and smiles at you
>"How's my little man today?"
"Bonnie! I'm not little! I'm 10 years old!"
>She giggles
>"Yes, of course you're not."
>That's the one thing you didn't like about her
>She always treated you as if you were a little kid
>It was so annoying
>The two walk inside the house and set their bags down in the living room
>You felt a twinge of desire for those bags, wanting to find what's inside
>What did girl underwear even look like?
>You shake your head
>Lyra looks up to you
>"What's up squirt? It's been a while."
"I'm not a squirt!"
>"Sorry, sorry. What have you been doing?"
>You cross your arms and get a bit stubborn
>"Nothing."
>Bonnie smiles at you
>"Can you do me a big favor?"
"What?"
>"Can you take our bags up to our rooms? We've been in the car for a few hours and we're spent."
>You heart skipped a beat
>This was the perfect chance
"Sure."
>Bonnie brushes your hair
>"What a good boy."
>You pick up both of their bags and take it to the spare room you had upstairs
>Your heart was beating faster and faster as you unzipped cousin Bonnie's bag
>You rifle around in it for a bit before finding your goal
>Panties
>She had some really cute ones
>Lots of stripped ones, a thong and even some lace
>You put your nose to the inside of the crotch and take a huge wiff
>"Anon!?"
>You freeze, nose still deep in your cousin's panty crotch

>>29766232
wtf is this pic
fuck
where are my sides

>>29764669
What's going on with cousin Bonnie?

>>29773564
I am interest

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>>29773539

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>>29768461
>>29769017
>>29769323
>>29769398
So apparently my IP Address was stolen by some bastards and I got banned on my mobile phone

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>>29774305
Here's some more details

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>>29774305
>>29774311
I'm gonna post my update of "Cousin Bonnie and Anon's Birthday" on this computer in my university's library

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>>29774320
please

>>29773539
Just a reminder we must marry and breed Cousin Fluttershy or Cousin Bonnie like Albert Einstein, H.G. Wells and Charles Darwin before us.

>Impregnating your sister and then draining her breasts every morning

Loving everything thus far, admit I still want more sunbun sister.

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>>29768461
>>29774344
(unfortunately, I probably won't be as frequent now that I've been banned on my phone. I'll do my best to stay in touch and keep you guys updated on any future Greens that I write by using random computers around my university. Also, Idk how to remove pics, so pic unrelated)

>"I've always thought that Pinkie Promises seem kinda gay haha."

>somewhere in the world, Pinkie's Spidey Senses tingle. Pinkie suddenly yells "I felt that, you ungrateful homophobic bastard!!!"

>"Who are you yelling at, Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash inquires

>"Oh, uh, no one. Just keep going Rainbow; I'm almost there!" Pinkie pants heavily as Rainbow Dash continues to rub her cli-

>back at your home, you and Bonnie chuckle

"Ahaha, same here, but I've never broken a Pinkie Promise before, so you can trust me."

>"Okay. Here it goes..."

>she takes a deep breath

>"Clyde... Anon... I... h-have feelings for you."

>you try to understand the situation

"What type of feelings are you referring to?"

You know. Like, feelings that you get for someone that you like in a dating kinda way..."

>"It's more than just a crush, Anon. I want us to be together for our entire lives. I... l-love you."

"This is a lot to take in. I mean, I'm your cousin; there's no way that any of this could ever happen."

>"I want to try though!! You know how resourceful I can be. I'll figure something out!"

"Bonnie, I-"

>"Please, Anon! I'm begging you! You've been the guy that I've wanted to be with ever since you were eight! I remember how sweet you were to me when we were kids, and you're still that sweet guy to me now."

>you start to remember your childhood with Bonnie. You remember that she has always been supportive of you, no matter what. She has always been very sweet to you as well. Now that you think about it, it was pretty clear way back then that Bonnie had feelings for you; you just seemed to ignore the signs either because you couldn't recognize her hints or because you were simply in denial

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>Anon is the younger brother of Rarity and the older brother of Sweetie Belle
>Sweetie hero-worshipped him since she was young and it never went away
>As she started going through puberty, the hero-worshipping turned into something more
>After months (nearly years) of relentlessly pursuing Anon...
>Of waking up in the morning to his little sister, asleep and naked, curled up against him
>Of catching Sweetie's bright green eye staring at him from under the bathroom door while he's taking a shower
>Of silently fuming at his older sister Rarity for being so unbelievably ignorant that the relationship and romance advice she's been giving to Sweetie all this time is being used on Anon and not some boy from school
>Of screaming internally as Sweetie replaces all her pants with skirts and stops wearing panties (making a huge effort to sit near him and prop her knees up, thereby flashing Anon)
>He's grown numb to it.
>This morning he wakes up to Sweetie (again; naked) jacking him off while she licks his testicles
>His response is a mumbled "Mornin', Sweetie" and a quiet, prolonged moan as he cums all over his little sister's face
>It's Sweetie Belle's birthday next week, and she's been leaving some not-so-subtle hints that she wants Anon to finally - FINALLY - fuck her as her birthday present

>>29775056
>Little sister Sweetie Belle will never spout hentai quotes at you and beg you to turn her womb into a semen pool

>>29773539
Aww, It seems to be off to a sweet, romantic start. I look forward to reading more.

>>29775119
Truth be told anything by Nayaa is good, be it drawing or writing.

>>29774305
Is there a "data saver" or "bandwidth saver" setting on your mobile browser or on the phone itself. If so turn it off and try again.

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>>29773539
YES

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>>29775056
>>Of catching Sweetie's bright green eye staring at him from under the bathroom door while he's taking a shower
How fucking big is the crack if she can spy on you during a shower?

>>29775130
Airplane mode

>>29775056
all that happens meanwhile Anon has been pining over big sister Rarity

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I want to marry Auntie Sweetie.

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>>29775206

>>29775206
Older Sweetie is sexy as fuck. I want both Rarity and Sweetie to be my big sisters.

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>>29775206
Hey Auntie when did you get that tattoo?

>>29775271
>You will never lick your aunties tattoo

>>29775271
>"It was with my best friends when we were about the age you are, Anon. When we are about this, don't you think you should get yours soon? It would be great... to have someone trusted to find what your talent can be..."

>>29775271
>>29775289
>You will never lick Auntie Sweetie's entire body while she is wearing evening gloves and stockings made by mom.
>Rarimom will never secretly watch her darling son ravash her younger sister.
>She knows it's wrong but, she can't stop watching.
"I'm disgusting."

Sistercest is best. I want Sunset to be my hot older sister.

>>29775606
I want to play "pantsless leg wrestling" with her.

>>29775628
Loving, big sister Sunset will take care of all of her little brother's sexual needs.

>>29775640
Oh god that sounds so comfy
>Sunset's idea of a really enjoyable evening is cuddling with her little brother on the couch while they watch old movies

>>29775308
I want more of Auntie Sweetie.
I also wonder what her friends would say about Sweetie screwing around with her nephew?

>>29775692
I want big sister Sunset to notice how tense I'm feeling and offer me a handjob.

>>29775731
>"So let me get this straight, you are fucking your nephew and Rarity is OK with that?"

>>29775831
I want big sister Sunset to hug me from behind and kiss my neck.

>>29775731
They'd probably find it a bit weird, but it's not illegal or anything, so it's not like they can do anything about it.

>>29775308
>Rarity hates what she's become but desperately wants more
>Subconsciously starts masturbating closer and closer to her son and her sister when they fuck
>Doesn't stifle her moans or slow her frantic hands to keep the -schlick- noise quiet
>Wants to be caught so that she can join in without having to make the decision to confront them

>>29775936
>kiss my neck
Before or after Sunset fondles her little brother's testicles?

>>29776284
Nice.

>>29775731
What would be the age difference between Sweetie and Anon?

>>29776273
During.

>>29775128
>https://pastebin.com/0NgmyEhq
Thanks for the tip. I'll go seek Nayaa's other works then. I'm a softie for romance with or without clop.

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>>29775128
>>29776690
My writing is not that good
b-baka

>>29777118
Yeah your writing isn't good, it's fantastic.

bomp

>>29777118
Your art is good though senpai

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>>29777118
excite

>>29777118
>Gloriosa
Now she's a hot older sister.

>>29773539
F O R G I V E N

>>29777140
>smooth as fuck

>>29778347
>Anon is part of the Sparkle family, the younger sibling to Twilight and Shining
>Magical Mishaps™ occur, landing Anon in Equestria
>He ends up shacking up with his horse family while Twilight figures out how to send him home
>The plan was that Anon would share a room with his equine counterpart, but Twilight blurts out that he can share a room with her
>Progress goes slower than expected, since Twilight is constantly fighting dirty thoughts and trying to decide whether or not it's technically incest if it's the extradimensional counterpart of your brother who's a different species

Optionally:
>Meanwhile, Anon catches Anonpone smelling his sister's panties
"You wanna fuck Twilight? I can help you out. I was practically in her more than out back on Earth, I can tell you which buttons to push."

>>29778435
Oops, didn't mean to quote anybody.

>>29778435
I like to think that Anon would have a bit of a freakout moment at the prospect of meeting his pone-self.

>"Don't you understand?! I'd have to look at myself objectively if I talked to horse-me!"

>>29778505
Not really, since Earth and Equestria are wildly different environments, Anonpone and Anonman would be different. They'd still be similar to each other, but different enough so that Anon can just rationalize away anything that he doesn't like about his pony self.

"Wow, Anonpone sure is a self-centered dick. I guess horses just don't know how to raise their kids."

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>>29773539

>>29778347
I wish I was this smooth IRL instead of an autist dropping my spaghetti all the time.

>>29773539
I wonder if Rarity made that for Flutters.

Big sis Dash comes up to you like this https://derpibooru.org/1400184?q=first_seen_at.gt%3A3+days+ago&sd=desc&sf=score

Wat do?

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>>29779436
cum inside

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>>29779361
I still love you, tho

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>>29779525
>Anon's a heavy sleeper
>He's never noticed when his little sister's taken photos, sketched out detailed drawings and taken precise measurements of his erect penis during the night
>She then takes it all to a sex shop where they make custom adult toys
>She shows them a fake ID and claims "He's just been deployed overseas for the next 8 months and I just wanted something to keep me from feeling too lonely while he's gone."
>That afternoon, the bus ride home feels extra bumpy, as every time one of the buses big wheels hits a pothole, the replica of her big brother's cock gets pushed a little further up her anus, sending shockwaves of pleasure up her spine and a river of sticky-sweet fluids from out of her hungry womanhood.

fucking FINALLY I can post about incest. Also am I an retard or do I remember there being more text boxes at the top other than "Name" and "Options"?

goodnight bump

>You will never snuggle with your aunt under the covers

Be on your A game guys, @t_d fags are going to shitpost and i don't want the thread to be saged

>>29780891
What's a @t_d fag?

>>29781571

>>29774833
more plz

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>>29779673

>>29779673
I need more stuff like this you know for science.

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>>29774833
need more

page 8 is for /pol/faggotry, not cousin fucking

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What about Anon not being an official sibling of the waifu of your choice? Maybe Honcho cheated on Cookie and got Anon's mom pregnant and Anon grew up never knowing his father.

>Anon goes to Canterlot High at around the same time as Rarity and the two of them hit it off (b/c of that genetic attraction thing).
>They make friends, then best friends, then more-than-friends.
>Anon and Rarity always thought it was a bit weird that he looked kinda like her, but Rarity would just swoon and say that it was fate's way of bringing them together; by giving them a similarity that they would notice so that they'd know that they were meant for each other.
>One day, Rarity gets a call from her parents: they want her to pick up Sweetie Belle and bring her home.
>Rarity and Anon are out together, and Rarity decides to bring Anon along to meet Sweetie Belle, stating that he was going to have to meet her family someday soon anyway.
>When the three of them meet up, they start to realize that Anon looks an awful lot like Sweetie Belle, too.
>Anon tries to relieve the tension by asking Rarity if fate wants them to have a threesome; Rarity is not amused.
>With a sense of dread, Anon and Rarity start to examine each other even closer, this time looking very specifically for similarities
>Rarity hesitantly asks Anon about his parentage, and Anon answers that he never knew his father.
>None of them (or simply "neither of them" if Sweetie hasn't caught on yet) want to confront Rarity's parents about this (nobody wants to ask "hey mom, is my boyfriend related to us by any chance?")
>Lucky for them, they have access to a certain purple pony princess who knows a couple of "who the fuck are you related to" spells on hand.
>Years later, Anon and Rarity still joke about fate bringing them together via their similarities

>>29782174
Second

>Fluttermom will never shamefully relieve her sexual frustration by molesting you while you sleep

There needs to be more impreg

>>29784994
>Anon is first son of Princess Celestia
>She didn't think she could even get pregnant, but it just happened to pass one day that she'd become pregnant with some kind of strange ape-creature
>Probably some weird magical fuckup
>It's probably Twilight's fault
>But Celestia doesn't care, she finally has a child of her own, after centuries of looking on to the mothers and children in her kingdom with envy
>Once her little Prince has grown, it occurs to her that she might not get another chance at being a mother
>She felt such love and joy raising a child of her own, and now she'll never get to feel it again
>Her natural alicorn physiology wasn't really compatible with anyone else
>Aside from Anonymous...
>Medical examinations in the past discovered that her little sweetheart was biologically compatible with her, and only her
>In every way
>She's not committing a crime against nature for her own selfish needs, no!
>Anonymous has just as much a right to breed as anypony else!
>He shouldn't have to suffer childlessness, just because he's different!
>...even if the only pony that can give him those children is his own mother...

>>29784994
I kinda want to read something where a female family member of Anon's is just fed up with her luck with men and wants someone-ANYONE-to fuck a baby into her. Maybe her personality is way too intense and it scares people off, and Anon is the only male in her life that's stuck around.

>>29785188
>Auntie Luna
>Too busy with work to find a man
>Any man she does find isn't what she's looking for
>She can practically feel her biological clock ticking away with each unsuccessful date
>"What am I going to do?"
>And then her mind wanders back to the time she accidentally walked in on her nephew, Anon, taking a shower and got a good look at what he was packing
>"...he'll do."

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>>29785117

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>>29785117
I want to make a sister-daughter with mama Celestia and then knock her up too in the future.

>>29785729
>Celestia is laying on her back, propped up on pillows
>Your daughter/sister has her back pressed up against her mommy's tummy
>Celestia has her forelegs wrapping around her daughter's torso and is rubbing her belly comfortingly
>Celestia's job is to provide emotional support for the first time Anon and the filly have sex
>"Take it easy, honey. I know it looks intimidating, but it's going to feel so good inside of you."

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>>29785764

>>29785764
>>"Take it easy, honey. I know it looks intimidating, but it's going to feel so good inside of you."

>"Even though you're my child, that's a scary dick you've got there."
Thank you, internet hentai

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>>29785764
Mm, yes.

>>29785764
>Celestia kisses her daughter's head and neck, and gently nips at her ears
>"There we go. Theeeeerree we go. That's a good filly. It's warm, isn't it?"
>Meanwhile, Anon's daughter/sister can't make any noises except for squeaks and moans

>>29785764
>>29785867
unf

>Celestia massaging her daughter's teats (with her mouth) when they get sore during the pregnancy

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>>29785764
Everything above the last line sounds cozy as fuck. I'd just want to join the cuddling.

>>29764570
>Twilight Velvet notices her daughter is "frustrated" and decides that good mother would always tend to her daughter's needs.

>Little sister Moondancer is a huge weeb and has read too many of my Japanese animes
>Expectations for real life don't quite match up with reality
>Wonders why you haven't stumbled into her room right when she's buck naked or haven't tripped and fallen onto her, planting your face in between her legs

>Big sister Sunset singing you a lullaby so that she can touch you without you ever finding out

>>29786181
>Twilight Velvet fingers her daughter after she studied all day.
>"M-Mom what are you doing?!"

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>>29786577
>Big sister Sunset will never sneak into your room while you're sleeping.
>She will never climb under your covers without asking you and then slide her hand down your pants.
>You will never feel her hand cup your penis and testicles.
>You will never get startled and ask her what she is doing.
>Sunset will never brush your hair with her hand and say, "Shh...it's okay, little brother." before wrapping her fingers around your erect cock and playing with your balls.

>>29786656
>"I'm just checking if you have a healthy sperm count. That's what big sisters do."

>Overprotective big sister Gilda will never defend you against bullies at school
>She will never shove your face in between her breasts when you get home
>She will never blush and mumble that she read about this somewhere and that it's supposed to comfort you

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>>29786670
>Riding you in a cowgirl position and bouncing up and down on your dick.
That's what big sisters are for.

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>>29786737
>She will never whisper to you.
>"Big sister will always be here."
>Sunset will never bring her friends over.
>They will never watch her ride her younger brother's dick.

>>29786732
fund it

>>29786752
muh dick
>>"Big sister will always be here."
Why did this hurt to read?

>>29786759
>She will never jack you off and have you finish on her face.
>"Wow Nonny, you're going to make a lucky girl so happy."

>>29786768
He already is.

>>29786752
>Twilight is there
>She feels inclined to report Sunset for touching her little brother, but watching her fuck him makes Twilight cum like nothing else ever has

>>29786752
>"Big sister will always be here."
I want to hear Sunset whisper that to me as I lock my eyes with hers and pump my load into her.

>>29786785
I came here for boners, not for feels.

>>29786780
Twilight feels more inclined to touch herself between her legs and fantasize doing the same with Shining.

>>29786780
>Twilight soon asks
>"C-can I have a turn?"

Sunset using her little brother to satiate her sexual needs is hot as fuck.

>>29785117
I need more of this

>>29786821
She also gets off at his pleasure and knowing that she stole her little brother's innocence.

>>29786832
>"When you really think about it, Twilight, you realize that I didn't have any choice."
>Twilight wishes that Princess Celestia would at least stop fucking her son while she meets with the other princesses

>>29786845
>she stole her little brother's innocence.
That's a little bit redundant unless you plan on letting the person you deflowered go and date other people. I get the feeling that Sunset isn't going to let Anon date any other girls.

>>29786732
>Overprotective big sister Gilda will never approve of the girls you bring home
>Overprotective big sister Gilda will never come to your room one night and teach you how to pleasure a girl

>>29786857
Keyword.
SHE gets off.

>>29786821
>>29786845
I like the idea of Sunset, imbued with the duty to be a caring older sister, shows her little brother just how much she loves him by satiating HIS sexual needs.

boopity

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Shitty idea:

>Wifey Gilda has to do a 15 month bid up north for getting in a bar fight and putting some guy in a coma for a couple of weeks
>Almost became a murder charge, but luckily he started breathing on his own when they unplugged him
>Anon has to be father and mother to their 14 year old Gabby
>Puts all of her needs before his own
>Gabby knows he's probably pretty miserable without mom around
>They go at it about 8 or 9 times a week
>She should know, they both loud grunters and she can feel the entire house rattling from their headboard banging the wall
>It's been 3 months and she knows he's sick and tired of just masturbating
>She decides she's going to pay him back for being the best father in the world

/shitty-idea

>>29787817
It's shit.

>>29787817
I enjoy the premise so far

>>29787817
I'm confused. Who goes at it 8 or 9 times a week?
And who is the guy in a coma?
And what's Gabby's relation to Anon and the coma guy?

>>29788466
Anon and Gilda are married

Gabby is their daughter

Coma guy almost got his shit murdered by Gilda in a bar fight, hence why she's going to prison for 15 months. He is unimportant except as part of the reason Gilda is away for long enough for Gabby to decide to fill in for her in the bedroom.

>>29788496
Ok, so going at it 8-9 times a week is something Gilda and Anon does before she goes to jail?

>>29787817
>your qt hyperactive little sister Gabby will never constantly bug you to teach her about sex until you finally give in

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>>29788974

>>29788974
>After weeks of having protected sex, a faulty condom allows her to experience her first real creampie, giving her pleasure that she has never yet experienced til now.
>She becomes addicted to the sensation of your cum splashing into her unprotected womb and now constantly begs for you to go raw and finish inside her.
>Although afterwards she was on the pill due to your concerns, month after month of your seed swelling her womb, she began to entertain the thought of carrying a bit of you inside her for longer, and it eventually grew into a desire of bearing your child.
>She tells you of her desire, and though it is tempting, you both reluctantly (but prudently) decide to wait until after you find a stable source of income in an area where no one knows of your relationship.
>Years of hard work later, as you finally settle down in the bedroom of your newly furnished home off elsewhere, your now-open lover (and blood-related sister) Gabby saunters into the room, wearing nothing but blue lace lingerie and a translucent red night gown.
>She leans down to your ear and whispers that she hasn't been on the pill for weeks and that it has been a month since her cycle started again.
>Hearing this, you grab and toss her onto your queen-sized bed and crawled towards her while disrobing, all the while she smiled and giggled embarrassingly as you spread her legs and position yourself above her.
>As you thrusted, her giggles turned to moans, her smiling face streaming tears of joy.
>Her womb felt warmer and tighter than usual, and it did not take long for you to empty yourself into her most sacred core, reserved for you only.
>After clearing your head from the pleasure, vaguely noting that Gabby's legs are wrapped and locked tightly around your hips, you look down on your lover and sister.
>Clearing her tears, Gabby says that she and you are finally a real family before drifting off to sleep.

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>>29764570
>Older sister Rainbow Dash will never say that she is going to be your 'pretend girlfriend' so her little bro won't be a one pump chump.

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Hey everyone. I'm seeing some real good shit in this thread. Sunset is best older sister. Now, I'm not egotistical to assume that a bunch of you are, you know, waiting with bated breath for more siren-grandma, but this is a lot of fun to write. I'll also start emphasizing the incest aspects of the story after this update so that it doesn't become "The Anon and Dazzlings Show (b/w a few hints of incest)".
Continued from: https://pastebin.com/M8j69iSD

>"Sonata, get off of him."
>You are Anon, and you are laying, face-down, on your great-grandmother's chest.
>You WERE lying on the living room couch all by yourself, and you felt perfectly content with stewing in your own post-night-of-debauchery misery.
>That is, until Sonata came along and crawled underneath you so that she could share the scent of vomit and regret you surely carry.
>You can't overstate just how stronk these former sea-monsters are.
>You spot Adagio approaching out of the corner of your left eye; your right eye is stuck closed, trapped in Sonata's boob prison along with the entire right side of your face.
>Sonata shakes her head 'no', rubbing her cheek against the top of your mop of hair right where she had been resting it.
>"Nuh-uh, 'Dagi! Nonny's sick and he needs his grandma!"
>Adagio breathes a long-suffering sigh and pinches the bridge of her nose.
>"No, Sonata, he isn't sick," she explains patiently (if crossly), "He's hungover thanks to the ungodly amount of alcohol he drank last night."
>Adagio clearly has never had a hangover before; none of the sirens have if their being up-and-about this morning means anything.
>Those lucky bitches will never know the pleasure of what boils down to a 24-hour flu from drinking too much.
"Nooo..." you warble, "I can be both..."
>Sonata wraps her arms tighter around your back and hugs you with vigor.
>"See?!"

>>29790165
wew lad

>>29790560
>Sonata kisses the top of your head and pats your back in a comforting gesture.
>Adagio sighs and rolls her eyes.
>"Look, just... We did some groceries this morning, Anon, so you should be able to find something to eat."
>You moan pitifully in what you hope will be interpreted as a 'thank you' as Adagio turns her back and walks out of the room to parts unknown.
>"Don't you worry about 'Dagi, Nonny," coos Sonata, planting kisses all over the top of your head, "I'll keep you safe from her and mean ol' nasty Aria, okay?"
>Fucking Aria.
>That works both as an emotional reflection AND an accurate description of what went down.
>She'd mounted you at some point during the night and rode you until you came inside.
>She wasn't fucking around when she said that she wanted more sirens.
>After you cleaned up your vomit and finally left your bedroom, Aria was WAITING for you, and she was nothing short of relentless.
>The way she rubbed her belly would have looked downright maternal if not for that smug smirk on her face.
>She wasn't so smug when your hangover came back with a vengeance and you threw up all over her shoes.
>If it's the last thing you do, you're going to start fucking these sirens just so that you can spitefully impregnate Aria last.

------------------------------

>"Open wide~"
>You glare at the approaching spoon of steaming tomato soup.
>At least Sonata had stopped making "choo-choo!" noises with her mouth to try and get you to eat.
>You purse your lips and turn your head away like a fussy toddler.
>Sonata's shoulders sag dramatically and she plops the spoon back down into the bowl from whence it came, making fat droplets of soup spray out of the bowl and onto your poor, abused carpet.
>"Nonny, c'mon. Let your old granny help make you feel better."
>Maybe it's just the hangover talking, but you'd felt a lot better with your face in between Sonata's breasts... but you aren't about to tell her that.

>>29790578
>If you do, then she'll probably start going around topless; and if she does that, then the other sirens will start doing it too just so that Sonata doesn't have an "edge" over them.
>...
>Actually...
"I'd fee-HURK"
>FUCK
>Sonata, the tricky bitch, snuck a spoonful of soup into your mouth right as you opened your mouth to speak!
>You reflexively swallow the hot fluid and marvel at its flavour.
>This is the best tomato soup you've ever had.
>Sonata must have seen the look on your face, because her mood immediately does a 180 and a great big smile stretches her face.
>"See, Nonny? Isn't this romantic?"
>Ugh...
>You knew you'd regret saying that.

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>Be Anon
>Be from the distant year of two hours ago
>Be noticeably more hungover than you will be in two hours from now.
>You are laying on your living-room sofa and trying to ignore the way your carpet still smells like whatever the fuck Adagio had to drink last night.
>Speaking of Adagio and liquor, those two very things are in the room right now.
>Adagio is sitting on your single-person couch in your usual place, drinking down whatever it is she bought yesterday with a mocking look on her face.
>The girl can get drunk as a skunk, but she apparently didn't live for hundreds of years without learning how to deal with an enormous hangover as though it were nothing.
>The sound of your pipes creaking tells you that Aria is probably in the bathroom, washing up after you puked all over her.
>You're going to picture the look of disgust and outrage she had on her face the next time you masturbate.
>Fucking Aria.
>That works both as an emotio-
>"So," drawls Adagio, "I heard you had some fun last night."
>You slowly up an eye (the only one visible from your blanket cocoon you have wrapped around yourself right now) and, wincing at the early-afternoon sunlight, glare at Adagio.
"F-Fuck you."
>Adagio shrugs gracefully and takes a big sip of her drink.
>"Wrong siren, Anon~"

>>29790588
>Your stomach rolls at the sight and you groan miserably, which just makes Adagio laugh.
>"Ah... I remember MY first hangover."
>Adagio somehow manages to sound both nostalgic and condescending at the same time.
>She downs the rest of her drink without any outward indication that she's bothered by the burn of alcohol, and then kneels down next to.
>"You'll be fine, champ," she says, rubbing your shoulder, "Just try not to puke on ME too, okay?"
"No promises, you ass."
>Sonata announces her arrival into your living room with a gasp and the pitter-patter of bare feet on carpet.
>Sonata rushes over to you with her arms outstretched, prepared to sweep you up into a hug, but Adagio grabs her by the collar holds her back.
>"Easy there, Sonata. He'll be fine in a few hours."
>Sonata doesn't look convinced, but listens to Adagio.
>She hovers around you, anxiously wringing her hands and shooting you concerned looks.
>"C-Can you at least go check on him, Adagio?" whimpers Sonata, "He looks really sick."
>Adagio waves a hand dismissively, turning to glance in your direction.
>"Oh, he does not."
>She squats in front of you, looking at you appraisingly.
>"Huh," she grunts, "You really actually aren't looking so good, Anon."
>You and Adagio ignore Sonata's quiet "Told you so!"
>Adagio stands up and pulls scrap of paper and a pen out of her back pocket, and begins scribbling something down onto it.
>When she's finished writing, she hands the paper to Sonata.
>"Go to the grocery store on Camelback Road and grab these ingredients. Some soup is what Anon's stomach needs right now."
>Sonata looks over the list, nodding vaguely.
>"Nonny has plenty of canned soup in his cupboards."
>"No, it's shit," insists Adagio as she crosses her arms, "It's SHIT. I'll make him something actually edible."
>Sonata rushes out of the room and slams the front door hard enough to make you wince.
>After she's gone, Adagio saunters over to you and sits down on the armrest closest to your head.

>>29790207
L-lewd.

>>29790207
I want to slide my cock through her sweaty buttcrack.

>>29790602
"You're really gonna make me soup?"
>Adagio shrugs.
>"I guess. Between me, Aria, and Sonata, I'm the leader. It's the leader's job to make sure that her team isn't, you know..."
>She leans forward and pokes you in the forehead.
>"...dying of alcohol poisoning."
>You grimace in discomfort and almost manage to make it look like a smile; it's the furthest thing away from a frown you've produce all morning, in any case.
"That's almost sweet."
>"Well, don't take too much from it. I shouldn't make life difficult for the man who is letting me and my sisters stay in his house free of charge."
>Of course, that's why she's doing it.
>You produce another grimace, only this time it's on purpose.
"That's not so sweet."
>Adagio scoffs and hops off of the armrest.
>"Don't be such a baby."

>Sonata eventually returns to your apartment with an armload of groceries.
>Adagio retreats to the kitchen without another word, leaving you alone with the blue home-invader.
>Conversation dwindles as Sonata starts alternating between asking you if you feel alright, and shooting anxious glances over towards the kitchen.
"Sonata," you croak, "Quit hovering. Just... sit down, or whatever."
>"B-But 'Dagi will yell at me if I do," says Sonata, anxiously wringing her hands.
>Jesus.
>Adagio wasn't lying about being their leader.
>Then again, you're too hungover to care right now.
"Look, if you get into trouble, just tell Adagio that I made you do it. You standing there is making me feel weird."
>The pleading of her grandson is apparently enough for Sonata, and she trots over to your side.
>"So, did you like last night with Aria?" she blurts out.
>Your mind flashes back to where the purple girl just about raped you.
"No."
>You remember just how tight she was and how good her ass felt when you squeezed it.
"Yes."
>You recall the way she unceremoniously walked away after promising to let you know if "it took".
"No. Why?"
>"Why?" repeats Sonata, sounding incredulous, "Why?!"

>>29790602
I am loving this cutie great-grandma Sonata.

>>29790654
>She kneels down next to your laid-out form and wraps her arms around your shoulders, holding you as best she can with your blanket-cocoon getting in her way.
>She's looking you dead in the eye with an expression that would suggest that you just asked her why some guy being nailed to a cross was such a big deal.
>This is, by far, the most intense exchange you've ever had with a grandparent.
>"Nonny, if you get Aria preggers before me, then she'll NEVER let me live it down!"
>Sonata leans in close, booping her nose against yours.
>Holy shit, would you look at those eyes; have they always had slitted pupils?
>"She'll call me the worst," she whimpers, "And I don't WANNA be the worst, Nonny!"
"You... what?"
>Sonata is yanked back courtesy of Adagio and falls onto her bum with a cute squeak.
>"It's true, you know," says Adagio, stepping over Sonata and sitting down on the sofa next to your feet, "Aria will lord this over us for at least five or six decades."
>She scrunches up her nose and pouts, crossing her arms like a fussy child.
>"She might even use her pregnancy to try and claim the position of leader."
>Still pouting, Adagio glances at you appraisingly.
>"We're going to have to figure out a way to make that hangover go away, Anon. That last thing we want is for Aria to beat us."
>What a thing to tell your children.
>>"You were conceived because your aunt would have been a smug bitch if her child were born before you were."
>Holy shit, they were actually serious about wanting children.
>Oh god, you aren't ready!
"Woah, woah, woah. Take a step back, girls. You really want me to... to fuck one of these siren-babies into you?"
>Sonata nods cheerfully; Adagio furrows her brow and mouths "one?".
"You really can't just walk up to your grandson and be all 'guess what Anon, we're gonna make you a father!'."
>Adagio rolls her eyes, clearly not taking this seriously.
>"Well Jesus, Anon, we'll raise them ourselves if it bothers you that much."

>>29790655
She's the best grandma. She has all the maternal affection of a grandmother, and the body & sex drive of a young woman.

>>29790678
>You take a deep breath and try to keep in mind that sirens have no concept of the incest taboo.
>You need to stay grounded for this chat.
"That's not the point."
>Sonata huffs impatiently and crosses her arms, pouting at you something fierce.
>"Don't you wanna have kids some day, Nonny?"
>Ehh...
>You've got those instincts in the back of your mind, screaming at you to procreate... but you don't necessarily WANT to be a father just yet.
"I mean, I guess so," you groan; this is too much excitement for a post-drinking morning, "But I want them with someone I love, not three perfect strangers who spill things on my carpet and don't leave my house when I tell them to."
>Adagio scrunches up her face in distaste.
>"That was a little heavy-handed, Anon."
>Like she has any room to talk.
"Yeah, well, Aria crawled off of me this morning and mentioned offhandedly that she'd tell me if she got pregnant," you shoot back, "There's absolutely nothing subtle about you three."
>Adagio looks contemplative for a few moments, but then nods her head and shrugs.
>"Subtly isn't 'in' this century. You should have seen us when we were spymasters for the king of Ireland."
>Sonata nods rapidly and brings her fists to her chest in excitement.
>"It was so much fun! I seduced and married a Baron in 1190, and we were so happy together."
>Sonata sighs and leans onto Adagio, nearly collapsing as she swoons at the memory.
>"We would go for long walks, talk about politics, and we'd have the most romantic dinners together in front of his fireplace."
>Sonata closes her eyes and smiles, her face practically glowing at the memory of her alleged marriage.
>"We were married for eighteen months before Adagio gave me the orders to poison his wine and make it look as though his heir had done it, so that his estate and connections would go to our King."
>Well, fuck.

>>29790207
Green when?

>>29790698
>Jesus, these fucking girls.
"That isn't very romantic," you comment dryly.
>Sonata sits back upright and angrily opens her mouth to protest that her pre-murder marriage was VERY romantic (thank you very much), but Adagio elbows her in the side to get her attention first before she can utter a single word.
>Once they're facing each other, she shoots the blue girl a significant look and smirks.
>Sonata looks at her blankly.
>Adagio rolls her eyes and gives her the same look, only more exaggerated.
>Sonata tilts her head in confusion.
>Adagio sighs and rubs her face.
>"Oh, for fu-"
>Adagio grabs the other girl's shoulders and pulls Sonata in close, and then whispers something in her ear.
>Sonata's face lights up and she begins to clap excitedly while staring you dead in the eye.
>You feel a shiver run down your spine; what in the world are they planning for you?
>You're not sure what's going on, but your asshole's in danger.
>She and Adagio stand up together and stretch the "I've been sitting down for too long, and also I'm an old man" out of their joints.
>"You want romantic?" asks the orange girl with a devious smile, "We can do romantic."
>The girls march into the kitchen before you can think of anything to say (other than "what" and "wait").
>"By the end of the week," cries Sonata, "You'll be SO in love with all of us, Nonny!"
>You didn't ask for this.

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~Meanwhile, in the present~

>Sonata continues to feed you the surprisingly-delicious soup; you've long since given up the will to fight against them while you're still hungover, so you relax and let her feed you like a baby.
>"Ehh? I used to do this for the Baron all the time. It was SOOOO romantic."
>She leans in close and wipes a drop of soup from your lips with her thumb; slowly, she brings the finger to her lips and licks the soup from it.
>"So, Nonny, are you in love with me yet?"
>Your glare says it all.
> 'are you in love with me yet'
>Fuck you.

>>29790207
This is glorious.

>>29790719
>Sonata's shoulders drop and she lets the spoon fall back into the bowl, once again spraying your carpet with soup.
>That poor carpet isn't long for this world.
>With a long-suffering sigh, Sonata's face curls into a pout and she glares at you.
>" 'Dagi is gonna kill me if we can't make you impregnate the two of us before Aria," she mutters, managing to merge a growl and a whine together into something that almost sounds like puppy-noises.
>Still looking cross, she hunches over and crosses her arms under her breasts, unintentionally plumping them up and making them jump slightly.
>You didn't quite mean to look at her breasts, but your eyes are immediately drawn down when they start moving.
>The way your head moves must have drawn Sonata's attention, because she looks at you and quirks her head in curiosity.
>"Hmmm?"
>Sonata frowns in confusion, looking between you and her breasts.
>"Oh."
>She slowly raises her head, smiling at you with a devious smirk on her face.
>"So Nonny," Sonata purrs, nudging her breasts from below and making them dance, "Have you gotten over that dumb human, 'no having sex with family' thing yet?"
>You'll admit that this is pushing it, but there's a big part of you who is still grossed out by Sonata's grandmother-status.
"W-Well..."
>Sonata pulls her arms back and reaches up to her collar, and then slowly begins to undo the buttons on her shirt.
>More and more cleavage is exposed with each released button, showing off her flawless blue skin
>By the time she reaches the fifth button, there's a hint of dark-blue areola peeking out from the sides of the shirt.
>The material over her nipples now has a big, noticable bump in them, and the tiny bit of areola that you can see is beginning to wrinkle.
>When Sonata finally - FINALLY - reaches the bottom of the shirt, she untucks the tails from her skirt and pulls the shirt wide open, letting the edges of her shirt rest on the outside swell of her breasts.

>>29790767
>They.
>Are.
>Magnificant.
>Sonata's tits are big, but not enormous.
>Sagging a bit like larger breasts do, but firm enough to still hold their shape and having enough elasticity to bounce back when they move.
>Her nipples are a dark-blue and are puckering thanks to either the cooler air of your apartment, or Sonata's arousal at exposing herself to you.
>The part of you that isn't bothered that your ancestor is flashing her tiddies at you is making note that Sonata's nipples look perfectly suckable.
>It's the same part of you that noticed how Aria had an amazing ass this morning when she was riding your cock.
>Sonata moves left and right, making her breasts sway and jiggle.
>They swing away from each other, and then meet in the middle of her chest with a barely-audible ~SLAP~ of flesh-against-flesh.
>Your face heats up, and your mouth feels dry despite the soup you've been force-fed for the last fifteen minutes.
"Gr-grandma?" you ask, your voice one whole octave higher than you had intended it to be.
>Sonata smiles and leans in close.
>"Open wide~" she purrs.
>Sonata's breasts move closer and closer to your face, and you're struck with the notion that they'd feel soft and warm on your face.
>...and then the spoon pokes you in the lips, jolting you out of your tit-shock.
>Sonata spends the next fifteen minutes feeding you soup and shoving her breasts in your face.
>Despite your best efforts and most Christian thoughts, you can feel your "I don't want to fuck and impregnate my close relatives" resistance starting to crumble.

>>29790207
Someone write this.

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>>29790629
>You will never hotdog your sister's tight ass

>>29790808
"Rainbow, this is kinda weird."
>"Well, I got reputation to protect I don't want be known as the sister who has a one pump chump for a brother plus you'll thank me later when you get a "real" girlfriend.

>>29790859
>"C-C'mon, Anon! Harder! I wanna feel you spurt all over my back!"

>>29790207
>>29790859
>>29790892
Fucking UNF.
>She will never comment on how you are getting better over time.
>"D-Damn little bro, man that girl you're taking to prom won't know what hit her."

>>29764570
Incest is a sin

>>29790929
>Incest is in.
FTFY.

>>29790929
sex is fine, having incest babies is where I draw the line
also, it's a sin only because you're told it's a sin by almost all religions, which is a way for the powerful few to control the masses

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>>29790971
>Not impregnating your sister, moving away to live together, and living a happy life full of love
P-Pleb...

>Great grandma Sonata giving Anon a blowjob and then jerking him off onto her tits
>"Such a good boy for grandma~"

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>Big sister Rainbow Dash volunteers to babysit you when your parents go out
>Has you sit on her lap while you watch cartoons and eat snacks
>Has her hand stuffed down the front of your pyjama bottoms the entire time

>>29791220
jokes on you, I sleep in the nude since I was 10

>>29791276
Yeah, and which sibling do you think encouraged that behaviour?

>"Lots of grownups sleep naked, Anon. Don't you wanna be a big boy? You do? Awesome, little man! Here, let big sister help you out of those pyjamas."

>>29764570
JOIN GUYS!!!
https://discord.gg/ttgg2
https://discord.gg/ttgg2
https://discord.gg/ttgg2

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>>29790795
good fucking lord man, I didn't realise it was already Christmas.

>>29791338
Discord is cancer, fuck off.

>>29791338
Neat.

>>29791220
>no sister to molest you while you watch Saturday morning cartoons
end me

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>>29790795

>>29790207
>Rainbow will never brag to her friends that she made her little brother into the best fucker in school.

>Sister Fluttershy will never be terrified of social contact except for when it's with you
>She will never start to approach her late 20's and lament that she wants a child but she can't even talk to most men
>She will never invite you to stay for a few weeks
>She will never mount you in your sleep and make you cum inside

>>29790795
https://derpibooru.org/1100011

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>>29792162
Congratulations, it's shit.
You're shit.
A shit.

>>29792162
>>29792172
Those tits tho

>>29792172
no u

>>29792162
I agree with >>29792172. Bitch fat as fuck.

>>29792172
>>29792248
https://derpibooru.org/1375701

What goes too far for incest thread?

>>29792314
Well, earlier people were writing up an AiE scenario where Celestia was Anon's mother, they had a kid together, and Anon impregnated that kid. So you've got beastiality, incest, generational inbreeding, and pedophilia in one scenario. So I'm not really sure if you can go too far here.

>>29792314

this
>>29792162
keep your fatshit >>>/out/

>>29791338
No. Go fuck yourself.

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>>29792162
I like my great grandma and grandaunts to look like pic related.

>>29792620
>She will never fuck you in that dress.

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>>29792654
I would be aching to feel up my great grandaunt Dagi.

>Your greataunt Aria will have never been a Nazi sympathiser
>She will never try have sex with you to keep your bloodline pure

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>>29792957
Why is there so much shit taste in this thread all of a sudden

>>29792994
>what is a joke
Calm your tits, Anon.

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>>29792957

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>>29793143

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>>29793143
>tfw your friend sees you with your great-grandmother and grandaunts and tells you how hot your sisters are.