>"Anon, I like my men like I like my coffee: black"

>>29735389
>black coffee
Sorry, no murrkan 'food' here: the dumpster is out there.

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>>29735389

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>>29735389

One blackened man coming up.

>>29735389
Rarity seems more like the tea type.

Being all refined and sophisticated and shit.

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>>29735389
That's okay, Rarity. You see, I too like my women like I like my coffee.

Ground-up and in bags in my freezer.

>>29735389
That's okay, I guess, but did you invite me over just to tell me about your sexual preferences?

Black Men are ripped, muscular SEX GODS who sweat pheromones like waterfalls and make white women ovulate within a 1000 miles radius of them. They possess the ultimate weapon of conquest, gifted to them with their superior genes, which can claim even entire races without a single bullet having to be fired - the BBC!

When white bois see a Black Man coming, they naturaly lower their gaze to the ground in submission, knowing full-well how completely and utterly powerless, pathetic, meek, mentaly ill wrecks they are in comparison to a Black GOD.

No matter how much you autistic cuckolds in here bitch and moan, natural selection already dictates that whites get weeded out of existence by more evolutionary fit Africans!

>>29735389
"Woohoo!"

>>29735528
ay yo hol up *smacks lips* so you be sayin we fuckin dis whi' pony?

>>29735528
>>>/tv/

>>29735389
don't worry I'll just watch

>>29735389
"I like my mares like I like my coffee: White, and unable to consent."

>>29735631
Anon, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Even if you had two cups of milk to one cup of coffee, the closest you could possibly get is light beige.

>>29735650

Sure it does. It means it's almost impossible to make him a cup of coffee he'd like.

>>29735650
its just straight milk, anon

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>>29735510

Not Bad

>>29735389
But i am already black

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>>29735389
Checkmate.

>>29735389
>Whip out dick
"Baby, this dick aint ever been washed"
>Rarity chokes on her own vomit
>You gain a new fuck plush.

>>29735389
Yeah, Airplane! is a good movie. The sequel is underrated in my opinion.

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Blond?

>>29735389
>"Rarity, I like my women like I like my whisky: pure."

>>29735389
>Your reaction?

I wais raised by black people even though im white. I think that means ive got a chance...

>>29735389
"shieeeeeeeeet"

>>29735389
Enjoy your aids.

>>29735389

Who the fuck cares what you like, you filthy whore.

>>29735389
>rape