Pony Transformation General

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[YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST GREEN WOULD BE YOURS, BUT IT WAS ME! ALYCORN!]
>>29719318
>You trot in place for a moment to let your mind sync up to moving your new body parts, and let out a relieved sigh.
>Easiest way of removing that phantom limb feeling.
>You smile at the group and join them, getting nuzzled in greetings from the ponies and a hug from Sarah before you settle down next to Lily to help her with her mouthwriting.
>Something that you quickly became surprisingly adept at, even if you still have 'doctor writing' syndrome.
>Ah well, such is the life of a Doctor, you suppose.
>Cramped note-taking was a requirement for when you were in collage, and unfortunately it kind of screwed up your handwriting forever.
>Either way, a few hours pass like this, comfortably assisting Lily as she switches from mouth-writing to drawing, though she's not a fan of how crayons taste.
>"Doooooooooc... why can't I just write with my wings?"
>Lily's whining a bit, and you know it's because she doesn't want to be in the Trailer anymore by the way her wings are fluffing in agitation.
>You personally agree, but gas station stops and actually getting out of the trailer is currently reserved for the rare occasion they come across a mostly-empty truck stop, so that everypony can get together and relax a bit.
>The Herd is more then just being a collection of ponies after all, it's a community, and almost a family in it's own way.
>You hadn't thought about it before, but you realize now that it's all about being together and resting with one another.
"Because your wings need time to develop Lily. I know you can fly, but contorting your wings in such a way could strain or hurt your flight muscles. Give it time."
>You genuinely didn't want her to get hurt, and unfortunately, you didn't have a huge amount of experience with pegasi wings, but normal wings on birds could be damaged in much the same way that a human rolls their ankle if they're rotated the wrong way or flexed in a weird angle.

>>29719748
>collage
College

>>29719767
[Whoop, you're absolutely right. Thank you.]

>>29719748
Poor AJ. Didn't even get to be the little mare and has to live a horrible joyless life as a stallion. A fate worse than death.

>>29719800
[But he does get to breed the little mare. There are worse things in life.]

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>>29719840
you're right, humanity is the worst result

>>29719748
Considering he's a doctor and a pony it's a miracle he can write at all.

What's the consensus? More Pon-E or wait for an actual idea?

>>29719748
Cute stuff, keep up the good work

>collage
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who makes that mistake.

>>29720324
Wait,
I'm getting tired of the pon-e

>>29720324
It's up to you bro, I'd be cool with more Pon-E or with what ever you come up with.

Here's a link to a sheet of ideas if that helps:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XGiab42kXUHVzeEDPA81XsrwiHoXYyrBEjIEMVtVUdE/edit#gid=0

I want to see that RD green. The one where she becomes a gryphon and anon takes her place

>>29720324
Dont. Just fucking don't.

Here's an idea. What if Anon and a pony were involved in a magic accident, placing both their minds into one body. They then find themselves changing at random between Anon's mind in control of the pony's body and the pony's mind in control of Anon's body.

>>29719748
I waited this long for him to be the stallion. I feel betrayed.

>>29720364
Bodyswaps: Even more cliche than Pon-E

I'll start something

>After a long day, you just like to wind down.
>Your day job at a electronics store is only as cushy as the shitty free Wi-Fi the building has.
>Day in and day out you sit at that counter, telling old grannies that you don’t sell VCRs anymore, and making sure kids don’t fuck up the displays.
>The pay is kind of shit, but you don’t need much to live on.
>Just means you have less money to do fun shit.
>Or any non-vital shit for that matter.
>But you don’t want spend your evening worried about your dead end job.
>You have your time at work to hate work and shit.
>Right now, it’s your time.
>And you intend to make the absolute most of it.
>Now, what to do with all this time?
>These, what, twelve hours?
>Sleep is going to take at least three hours of it, sadly.
>But what to do with the rest of it?
>Oh! First things first.
>It seems obvious now actually as you walk over to your medicine cabinet.
>A pill or two before anything else.
>You rustle around in it for a bit, looking for exactly what you need.
>There it is!
>You grab the small bottle, taking some pills before washing it down with water from the sink.
>The effects probably aren’t going to be instant, but they’ll be worth it.
>Ibuprofen, the ambrosia of the gods.

>>29720324
>Pony hungers for humanity
>Takes illicit drug HUM-N
>Drugs can't actually change your species
>Only magic
>And magic requires an equivalent exchange
>After sarcastically posting 'I want to be the little mare' online, ponies from the Equestrian Department of Transdimensional Affairs kidnap Anon for species realignment so that pony can become the big guy

>>29720403
>Ibuprofen, the ambrosia of the gods.

You speak the truth, all though I was unaware of it's ability to make you a pony.

>>29720403

>Dad, I've become a small pastel colored horse.
>"Are you gay?"
>no
>"Its OK then."

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Sonata Dusk TG.

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>>29720403
FUCK off

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>>29720403
>Sure enough, your slight headache soon fades into nothingness.
>Good, now you can actually find something to do with your time.
>For now, starting with some television doesn’t sound awful.
>Heading over to your couch, you look for the remote.
>Fuck.
>Where is that damn thing?
>After several minutes and one upturned couch later, you’ve found it, thankfully.
>Now, if only the damn thing had batteries in it.
>Groaning, you just get up and turn the tv on yourself.
>You’ll just roll with whatever is on the channel you had on last.
>Looks like you’re going to be watching the news, fun.
>Right now, they’re covering some local fluff piece it seems like.
>Goddamn it, you can’t even be stuck with /real/ news?
>They’re apparently covering recent strange happenings in the town.
>Wait… these cameras are too nice to be local.
>And that logo in the corner…
>Is your town on fucking national news?
>”Furthermore, this has been the fourth body found this month, each apparently asphyxiated to death. All the victims have been men ranging from 18 to 35 years of age.
>What the fuck?
>How hadn’t you heard about this?
>Shut in or not, you work, you should hear the gossip.
>”One further strange link is apparently a calling card left at all of the scenes, a single piece of paper which reads ‘not good enough’. Experts are currently trying to analyze the handwriting for further leads.”
>Well this is a fucking confidence booster for your night.
>Some fucking serial killer on the loose, killing people in /your/ age group?
>Dammit, why does the world not want you to have a fucking decent night?

>>29720403
Go on

>>29720444
Sweet. 10/10 would love to be sung to by her

>>29720446
Well this is interesting. I'm really curious where you're going with this.

>>29720461
Seriously?

>>29720446
>Now you’re feeling all jittery, because who wouldn’t feel fucking anxious about a local serial killer?
>But, if you let that consume your thoughts, who really wins?
>...Okay, that doesn’t exactly make /sense/, but it sounds deep and motivation in your head.
>A novel idea comes to your head as you sit here, trying to not feel fucked.
>Post about this shit on /x/, throw in some creepy shit, make your image for the post a pic of main street with a date stamp, see them eat it up.
>Sure, making light of actual serial killings by making a post on /x/ calling it paranormal is sort of fucked, but nights like these are fucked from the get go.
>In all honesty it’s the killer’s fault for making you resort to such behavior!
>You’re the /real/ victim, excluding the four dead ones.
>Grabbing your phone, you head outside to take the photo.
>Being outside right now is kind of unsettling.
>It’s quiet out, only about 11:30 PM
>People must be either sleeping, or scared of the serial killer.
>Or both, probably both.
>Shrugging off your unease, you go to take the picture.
>Shit looks good, the street lights give it the perfect eerie glow.
>As you look at the photo, you do notice something.
>Someone is standing in the street.
>Fuck yeah, this will really fuck with people.
>You can add in your post that when you went to take this, you just now noticed this guy.
>Add in some juicy shit about him only showing up once you went to take the photo, and you’ve got a god-tier post on your hands
>Heading back inside, you grab yourself a Coke from the fridge.
>Fucking one more year till it’s booze you’re drinking on nights like this.

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>>29720446
oh this is good, more plz

>>29720492
>Your post is short, sweet, and using enough buzzwords to make the casual browser of /x/ fucking cum.
>”I’ve only just this month noticed now cold it gets here at night, especially when I’m all alone…”
>Fucking gold.
>It’s almost sad that you’re getting this much fun out of this, considering the circumstances and you /not/ being a hopeless neckbeard with no life.
>You are very, very cleanly shaved!
>The first couple replies start grilling you on stuff about the town, facts of the case, shit like that.
>Nothing too hard for you to answer.
>A lot of replies just call you a fucking fake, and use the timeless adage “kys” to send you off.
>Fucking cucks.
>Others focus more on your “experiences”, with them you just bullshit your way through it.
>In all honesty it feels like an interview at this point.
>Shame, you thought this was going to be a lot more fun than it was.
>Maybe if you were drunk…
>Oh well, what can you do?
>Just as you’re about to abandon the thread, you do get one more reply.
>”Hey, I was the guy in that photo. I promise I was there and didn’t disappear. I’ll come over and prove it.”
>It’s not 4Chan without trolls.
>You tell them politely to fuck off before leaving the thread.
>Waste of time in the end really.
>As you sit there, you can’t help but get that shitpost out of your head.
>Just, and only just so you don’t get robbed, you hop up and lock your front door.
>Safe and sound.

>>29720520
>With your /x/ post being more boring than you anticipated, you have no idea what to do now.
>A part of expected to ride this thread all night, baiting all these paranoid fucks until the glorious end.
>But now, you just feel like an immature cuck who thought a shitty joke would be funny.
>Damn you reality, ruining honest fun!
>Fuck it, video game time.
>Yeah, video games, the greatest time waster since foreplay.
>Not that, you’d know how great that is, but hey, you can fantasize.
>Is this what depression is, because fuck you’re just bumming yourself out tonight.
>You then are hit with the sudden realization that your remote still lacks batteries.
>Sighing, you know what this means.
>You trudge slowly towards the TV, before beginning to fiddle with buttons.
>One of these /have/ to work in getting you to HDMI 1, right?
>Fuck, every time you try to confirm, it just backs you out of the menu.
>This shit is fucking shit.
>Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit!
>Okay, this is fucking unbelievable, you have tried every damn button on this fucking thing, and it still isn’t fucking changing inputs.
>Fuck it, you’re just going to try changing the goddamn channel and hope it works.
>Sure enough, a few clicks on “Channel Down”, and you’re there.
>Fuck the world, fuck technology.
>Tired of the archaic bullshit that is button mapping on tvs, you grab your controller and go back to your couch.

>>29720552
>You wish that you could say that playing video game is taking your mind off all this shit.
>But, it is most definitely not.
>Almost every couple minutes you look back, checking the door is still closed and shit like that.
>You’re a regular, paranoid fuck right now.
>It sucks.
>A part of you just wants to say fuck it and go to bed.
>At least you won't be thinking about this shit.
>But, then you’d be wasting your evening, wouldn’t you?
>Ugh, fuck it, you could go for some sleep.
>Turning off your game, you head back to your room, flopping lazily onto your bed.
>But, sleep doesn’t come easily, because why the fuck should you get /one/ satisfying thing tonight?
>No, you mostly just lie there, tossing and turning as you worry about everything.
>Serial killers, dead end jobs, fucking everything.
>Nothing, absolutely nothing, could possible make things more taxing and wrong for you right now.
>And yes, you have probably just now jinxed the whole situation.
>But, fuck it, it’s not like you’d be in any /less/ danger if you didn’t.
>There’s a fucking serial killer in town, no amount of jinxing will make that more or less true.
>As you just now finally seem to be falling to sleep, you can’t help but wonder if you’ll wake up in the morning.
>Well, that’s fucking dark.

>>29720582
>As you just now finally seem to be falling to sleep, you can’t help but wonder if you’ll wake up in the morning.

Add "as the little mare" to that and you have me every night.

>>29720582
This is awful

>>29720582
Very interesting start. More please.

>>29720582
This is good, I only have one question.

Anon becomes the little mare when?

>>29720798
People like you are killing this thread

>>29720582
Okay, because people will call me a shit poster if I just flat say this is garbage, I'll explain it instead.

First, the anon is a faggot. Their actions and motivations are totally unbelievable and cringy. Seriously, they're awful. Second, I have to point out a distinct lack of anything pony. Sure, call it build up, but this is starting to drag. Brevity is the soul of wit you know. Third, I hope you're being ironic with your "humor" in this. Every joke comes off as forced and awful padding. So what if TV buttons are "hard"? Get on with it. Your grammar isn't absolute dog shit, but with content like this why even bother? The story feels all together unsalvagable. Better luck next time kid.

>>29720931
TL;DR: Drop this shitty story you fucking cuck

>>29720931
This. Sorry man, but it's just a cringy read. Nothing against you, and you can always try again once you've had more practice

>>29720492
>>You’re the /real/ victim, excluding the four dead ones.
This line makes me want to die

>>29720499
It may be autism awareness month, but you don't have to lie to the kid

>>29720403
I wish I could have been there to help you not post this kid, I really do.

>>29720761
This

>>29720582
Keep it up, mate and don't rise to the shitposter

>>29720975
I hope you aren't lumping my critique in with this shit posting

>>29720931
Why can't criticism in general be worded in a manner similar to this?
Of course you get labeled a shitposter if you just say "It's shit" or something along that line without giving any explanation.

>>29720397
It's hardly a traditional body swap, besides we don't get many of those here.

>>29720582
>>29721039
Also, it's high time for something pony related to happen.
Your writing style is okay, could use less lame jokes, but otherwise it's fine. Just get on with it.

>>29721084
Yeah because fuck build-up and pacing right?

>>29721044
Because they're cliche

>>29721084
Could use less of everything. The story is garbage

>>29721131
This 'build-up' is more than enough and contains unnecessary detail here and there.
So yes, fuck 'build-up' and 'pacing'.

>>29721162
Writefag here: you want my next update to jump straight into pony?

>>29721170
I want your next update to jump into the recycle bin

>>29721170
Well, I'd say as soon as possible without severely impacting the pacing of the story.
But let's see what others think.

>>29721170
Oh don't be a cunt

>>29721179
>without severely impacting the pacing of the story.
What happened to fuck pacing?

>>29721179
Why wouldn't I be doing it ASAP? Why stay in the boring shit?

>>29721174
Oooh edgy

>>29721194
Because youre an awful writer

>>29721194
Fuck off you uppity fag

Oh look it's shiposter o'clock. Same time as yesterday it seems.

Can we cut to the chase writefag? Quit like the others until you can write the right content

>>29721186
You know, maybe after 100 lines you should get to the point of the story.
>>29721194
Just do it then.

>>29720582
Been listening to your critiques, wrote a fitting continuation.

>While you sleep, you become a pony.
>You are a mare.
>The end.

>>29721240
10/10 pacing Anon.

>>29721170
Seems odd that people want to rush things when the other day we were talking about the length of Five Score compared with Lord of the Rings.
Take it as fast or as slow as you feel is right.

>>29721252
What I feel is right is quite obviously wrong.

>>29721262
It is.

>>29721294
I dont need this bullshit. I'm done. Congrats shitposters, you annoyed me to death. GG.

>>29721332
Don't give 'em what they want. People were into the story.

>>29721332
If it really is you, then I was very interested in seeing what your story was going to be. The pacing was fine and as long as you weren't going to double the length of the set up it would've been fine. I hope you'll reconsider.

>Be Anon
>Be at the arcade with my friends
>Three beers in and trying to win the crane game
>For once these aren’t fucking rigged
>I’ve been sitting here all night watching people actually get prizes out of them
>More over the prizes are pony plushies
>In the interest of not looking like a fag in front of my friends I’ve waited for them to go off to the other side of the arcade before trying my luck
>The wired thing is these aren’t show plushies, they all look like OC’s and they all look different
>Still they look like reasonably designed and made OC plushies, not a red and black alicorn amongst them
>They could all easily pass as a background pony on the show, sure a few had an accessory or two but nothing over the top
>I start feeding my quarters into the machine
>After a dozen times I finally grab one
>A white Pegasus with a green mane and tail
>It’s really well made, someone clearly put a lot of time into making it
>I notice a little gold sticker on the hoof
>”Present this sticker at the prize counter for a bonuses prize”
>I like free things so I head up to the counter
“excuse, this said I get an extra prize”
>The man behind the counter looks at it
>”Why yes it does, come around to the back with me and we’ll make it”
>Make it?
“What do you mean by that exactly?”
>”I’m going to make you a pony”
>That’s going to take a while
“Uhh”
>He holds open a door and moves for me to follow
>This is a bad idea and I need an adult
>But I really want a plush
>Fuck it
>Into the white van he promised me candy
>I quickly move into the room

>>29721430
>It looks like a pretty normalish room for someone who makes plushies
>A large number featureless tan pony plushies line the shelves, and a sewing machine is set up off to the side
>Thankfully no sign of immanent rape and/or murder
>”Let me get my work gloves”
>Is it normal to wear gloves when your sewing?
>He puts on a pair of gloves and grabs one of the blank toys
>”Give it a squeeze”
>I give him an odd look and squeeze the pony’s body
>It feels really soft like the other one
“So what now?”
>”We wait”
>Huh?
“Huh?”
>He sets it down and smiles
>Just then I realize my hands have become hooves
>No not just hooves, they are made of felt
“Why are you doing this?”
>He laughs
>”I just really like making ponies. Don’t worry there will be a smile on your face before I’m through”
>I begin to shrink down in size as the felt spreads up my body
>I fall to the floor as my lower legs can no longer support my weight
>”Don’t worry about that either. All my toys can stand on their own.”
>He sets the Pegasus plush that I won on the table to demonstrate
>”See?”
>This man is insane
“What are you going to do with me?”
>He gives me a disappointed look
>”Isn’t it obvious? I’m going to put you in the machine. I suppose your power of observation is moot point now, but seriously…”
>He holds up his hands in exasperation
“Please let me go, I won’t tell anyone I swear!”
>He narrows his eyes at me
>”its idiots like you that make me hate this world. If you wanted to leave you could have stayed outside and not followed me back here. Did you really fail to notice that something was off about this? Or worse yet, did you notice and ignored the warning signs?”
>My mouth is drawn shut by stiches
>”If anyone deserves this it’s a sheep like you, now smile for me”
>The stitching in my mouth begins to pull my lips into a smile
>”There we go, only a little further”

>>29721434
>My tears stop as my eyes become embroidered decals, my entire body is now a plushy pony
>I try to move, but I lack bones or muscles now, all I can do is stand in place and smile blankly at the man who did this to me
>I don’t know how, but I can still think with my head full of cotton, and see with my embroidered eyes
>”There we go” He says as he picks me up
>He puts a gold sticker on my hoof and carries me and the Pegasus plush back out to the arcade
>He drops us both into the crane game
>Are all the other ponies like me?
>I can only assume so
>The next few hours drag by as I watch my friends move around the arcade
>They look for me, my best friend inquires about me at the prize counter
>I want to scream, but I’m unable to move my fabric lips
>As the night goes on my friends start to leave until only my best friend remains
>He plays a couple of games but spends most of the time looking for me
>After a while he wanders by the machine I’m in and stops
>He looks straight at me, eye’s twinkling with recognition
>Mous was the only one who knew about my OC, and apparently her recognized it
>Yes, run Mous!
>Get the police, the prize guy is a mad man
>He starts slotting quarters in, trying to win me
>Mous, you’re going to save me!
>After several try’s I’m dropped into the prize slot
>Mous picks me up and looks me over
>”Wow, even the cutie mark is the same”
>Yes, it’s the same. now get me out of here!
>He looks at the little gold sticker on my hoof
>”chill”
>Mous no!
>Fuck he doesn’t recognize me, he just thinks I’m a regular plushy
>He starts heading to the prize counter
>Mous turn back, you’re making a mistake!
>He carries me up to the counter
“Hey this said I won a bonus prize”
>That bastard laughs
>”You sure did come on back and I’ll make you a plush”
“…OK?”
>Mous run, he means it literally
>Mous follows the man through the door

>>29721438
>”Here hold this”
>He hands Mous a plushy
>Don’t do it Mous!
>Mous takes the plush
>NO!
>”I see you found your friend by the way”
“What?”
>The man gestures to me
>”He came out pretty good didn’t he?”
>Mous is puzzled for a moment, then a grim understanding comes over his face as he sees what’s happening to his hands
“You turned him into a plush!”
>He laughs manically
>”Yeah, and now I’m going to do the same to you”
>Mous quickly body slams him into a shelf and then falls over as his legs become stuffed fabric
>Still Mous’s sudden attack left the plush maker covered in his blank ponies
>”You idiot! Do you know what you’ve done?”
>Several different colors of fabric begin replacing different parts of his body
>The effect takes hold far quicker than it did on Mous and I
>And as the fabric meets it doesn’t stitch together
>In a few seconds all that is left of him is a pile of felt and stuffing
>I don’t turn back and Mous is still changing
“Anon, if you can hear me, I did it he’s dead. I’m not sure if your still in there, and honestly if we can’t go back, I hope you aren’t, but we gave that fucker what he deserved. Catch you on the flipside”
>With that his mouth was pulled shut and into a smile
>All we can do is sit lay there on the floor
>I smile inside, knowing that he’ll never be able to do this to any one again
>After a while one of the other employees comes in
>”Look at this mess, he couldn’t toss these into the machine before he left?”
>They pick me and Mous up and load us into the machine before heading back to the backroom
>All I can do is smile…

>>29721353
>>29721420
I know it's just shitposters, but I don't want to dump a green in such a shitty work environment, it's not fun to work when any actual thoughts are buried in shit.

>>29721595
I hope you noticed how their shit got deleted. Report and move on. We'll be reading.

>>29721595
Please ignore the shitposters, literally ignore the shitposters.

They are here to get a rise out of people, if you don't respond and ask people not to defend you they will leave you alone.

>>29721604
And then what? Even if they're eventually deleted, it still kills my motivation

>>29721625
get in touch with the other writefags, they are generally pretty supportive of fellow writers.

>>29721444
Damn shame. Turned into a cute pony but unable to move. Hope they go to good home.

>>29721625
25 hours ago it was the exact same thing as an hour ago. It's the same people just trying to get (You)s. It's not hard to spot spot them. I am not going to beg you to stay, but know that people will read and like your story.

>>29721660
Like I said, it's not a matter of knowing they're shitposters, but the fact that if they're a persistent thing, writing here doesn't feel positive.

>>29720582
This is good stuff, Anon.
I like the Pon-E red herring in the first part. You've built up the suspense well.

>>29721698
By saying that you're actually painting a target on your own back. You're literally telling them "Attack me! You're getting to me!"

>>29721736
Well, he's quit so too bad

>>29721758
>Assuming the faggot will ever post green here again

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>>29721240
That's not the end. Being the little mare is only the beginning.

I feel like now would be a good time to summon Ranger

>>29721884
Always a good time for that, Anon.

>>29720437
>>29720439
>>29720444
This is nice. The feet might look a little off, kinda hoof-ish.

>>29720370
[Sorry. If it makes you feel better, the next story is gonna be all about the little (or maybe not little) mare.]

>>29722229
So long as the mare used to be an appropriately sized human, it's all good.

>>29720324
I'm cool with whatever

Alternatively, wait maybe a couple weeks until the random pone-e oneshots and memes stop and it becomes contained to the two long-running greens with it, then the thread will be less saturated with it and you can post yours

>>29722229
[Ouch, missed it by this | | much. Anyway, here's a little taste of that new story, still working on a title, just figured I'd throw up a little teaser for what's coming once I finish Doctor's Oath. It's, surprisingly, not a Green.]

It's another beautiful, sunny day in Ponyville. It shimmers and it shines in the light of Celestia's Sun, and most would say that a day like this could be considered... perfect, in a way.

Some would very much disagree with this, though that particular list of dissenters is quite short, and one of them is in a dungeon in a place he was exiled to, two of these dissenters live in Ponyville, and they have very different reasons for being displeased with the sun today.

Anonymous 'Anon' Blurryface, Human Being, Suit Wearer extraordinaire, the only human being in Equestria, and currently, birthday boy, who was honestly desiring that it would rain out today so that he could avoid his own birthday party, and Discord, mismatched amalgamation of flesh and Bringer of Chaos (reformed).

Discord's bad day, however, was more due to the fact that, in so far as he was aware, was not invited to Anon's birthday party.

This of course, is untrue, as Pinkie Pie knows, and Discord was indeed invited, the invitation in question just ended up turning into a rubber duck when he opened it and he didn't bother to squeak it to get the message.

Grumbling and glaring at the sun, Discord pouts as he drifts over Fluttershy's cottage. "Damn that Anon. It's his birthday and he didn't invite ME? I love parties, and I'm so good at spicing them up! I even had the perfect gift."

Discord adored Anon, even if Anon didn't really notice, because Anon, being human, was another being of Chaos and brought zany antics with him wherever he went... at least, when Starbutt could get Anon out of Golden Oaks Library.

Discord huffs, annoyed at the implied slight that he made up, and glared at a cloud in the sky. "I must figure out a way to get him back... but how?"

>>29722338
I am excited.

So, is this the fourth new writer to die within two threads?

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>>29720655
Good luck for tomorrow

Fuck it, with all these writefags being chased off by shitposts, let me jump in. Fucking prompts anyone?

>>29722751
What are your preferences? Earth or Equestria?
I'd kinda like to see that Ranma mechanics based TF that was suggested happen. But there are other ideas flying around the thread all the time.
At least you know what you're up against. Forewarned is forearmed, eh

>>29720413
He'll struggle at first but soon realise he's getting the better deal out of this one.

>>29720444

That's awesome, good stuff!

>>29722751
Anon and other are abducted and TF'd into a pony by a man with too much time and money. He releases them onto an island and hunts them 'The Most Dangerous Game' style.

So really 'The Most Dangerous Game' but with formally human ponies

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>>29722751
Romans become pretty little Hastati Horsies

I want to be the pretty pink pegasus mare

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>>29718859

>>29723162
>formally human ponies
All the ponies are wearing smart suits or ball gowns.
Would be a nice story, if the ponies aren't killed, just booped.

>>29723162
I think it'd make more sense to start it out like the regular story, ie man kidnaps then releases people on an island, but instead of hunting to kill he hunts to turn them into ponies

Holy shit I literally posted nothing after my asking one guy about pacing. Did the shitposters /really/ try to fake my leaving in hopes I'd take a hint? Oh well, guess it's namefag time.

>>29723545
Excellent! I thought you were made of stronger stuff than that. Continue your story, show these samefags we don't care about shitposts.

Is it just one guy shitposting trying to drive off writers? They can't get better if the only feedback they get is "fuck off"

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>>29723230
What a life that would be.

>>29722555
No, the fourth writer to get brutally murdered.

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Alright, seriously, if anyone starts shitting on a story without any kind of explanation of constructive critique, ignore them and don't give them any (You)s.

Because this is going to kill the thread if it continues. But if we do that, and ignore them completely, it should help a lot. Legitimate complainers will always have a reason and can take 30 seconds to write it up. Shitposters will need to actually spend effort finding a good reason to trash the story lest they be ignored, which will almost certainly end up being too much effort for them.

>>29724046
I want to be the pretty pink pegasus and be teased for wearing edgy clothes

>>29724226
That's your curse, you must wear the edgy outfit at all times or return to humanity.

>>29724209
You speak the truth, I do think people are starting to catch on because it seems like fewer people tried to argue with them.

I think we should just ignore them entirely and not even acknowledge their existence. They are trying to kill our general, but the only way they can do that is if we keep encouraging them.

Just give all the new writers as much support as possible and don't even mention the shitposter

>>29722229
>>29722338
I'm down with this. At least this time we know we aren't going to be blueballed

shitposters get turned into the little stallion, forever stuck with a cutie mark in shitposting

>>29724804
it all depends on if they're girly stallions though

>>29724804
And then they have to be trap and wear a pretty dress and poofy diaper, and be a pet, and do anything else that gets shitposted here.

I like this idea

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>>29724916
and become the milk mare

>>29724209
I've said it before, I don't mind new writers, and often times I'll offer constructive criticism where it's due. But when some nigger comes in here and starts whining and playing victim, it gets real old real fast.

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>>29719748
Been thoroughly enjoying this story - keep up the great work!

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>>29724988
Title card variant - if you want to use it to kick off updates the way WallMixer does with Sick Day, you have full permission to do so. And if not, no skin off my back - it's your story. Just keep us in the loop with AJ's antics!

>>29725011
Hey I just want to thank you again for the art you did for me, sorry I haven't been updating Sick Day very often but I'll try to keep at least one solid update a week.

Also sorry if I stepped on any toes by posting it with my updates, I didn't really have a way to contact you.

>>29725056
Ten uncrushed toes over here - it's been a little ray of sunshine every day I see you making use of the title card! I'm glad you like it.

Most important thing is to keep your update pace at whatever is comfortable for you without burning out or drifting away; I'm certainly not one to complain about weekly updates when I go several months without posting. Personally, I shall not hold you to your "one update a week" claim because sometimes you're simply not feeling it or life gets in the way, and that's fine - I just want you to write what you're passionate about, because that's how you get passionate readers.

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I want to be a pet Moonbutt

>>29725290
Moonbutt is a pretty good pony to become, I'd like to see this but with out being a pet.

Anonpone when?

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>>29724988
>>29725011
[WA HA HAAAAA~
Oh my Goddess, I was mostly being silly when I threw out that it would be adorable art, but you actually drew it an AAAAAAAAH! That's adorable! Thank you so much! I'll most likely do just that!

I just hope the as-of-yet-unnamed AiE/Discord Fic will be as enjoyable. Thank you again!]

>>29725950
Oh, do your best!

>>29719748
[BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE SEEN!]
>You give Lily a soft noogie with your hoof, and the ride continues on.
>Finally, now several hours into the trip, in the middle of the night, the drivers found a truck stop abandoned enough that the Herd can disembark from the various trailers, cabs, and trucks that they've hidden themselves in.
>You take a deep breath.
>It had been raining recently, and a soft breeze fills the cool night air, and the world smells fresh.
>For all of three seconds before you blasted with the smell of gasoline and have to take a few shorter breaths to clear the smell.
>You travel group laughs a bit as they watch you do this.
>"Sorry Doc, we should have warned you, we forgot you haven't been a pony in a city yet. The sense of smell can really knock you flat."
>You give Bob a little glare as he smirks at you before trotting off to see how his wife is holding up, and you shake your head as Camo and Bella take Blossom and Lily off to find a place for them to ah, explore nature.
>Big ears, little bladders, yadda yadda.
>You shake your head before turning your head and back-stepping in surprise.
>Daisy is way up in your personal space and Duke is nowhere to be found.
>You blush a bit as the mare smiles warmly at you before she steps close to you again.
>"AJ... I know we've talked about it before but... I wanted to thank you, for what you've done."
>Daisy's voice is soft and you're surprised this is the same shy mare that you helped back in the stables.
>You softly shake your head, smiling at her.
"Daisy, I've told you, you don't need to do anything, and no... nopony owes me anything."
>You have been trying to ward off offers of thanks for the last few days.
>You broke your oath, you don't deserve the thanks.
>Even if you saved so many, you used healing as a weapon.
>It actually makes you feel sick to your stomach when you think about it, but Daisy shakes her head and steps up and into you, her chest pressing against yours as she nuzzles into you.

>>29726081
>You feel a blush run across your muzzle, and you're mentally so glad that your fur is such a rustic red, or it might be visible.
>Daisy fur gently brushes against your own, soft and feminine and very, very attractive as the warmth of it makes you lean in just a bit.
>Her muzzle slides against yours as she nuzzles you, the extra point of contact making your head swim as you slowly start to nuzzle back.
>"AJ... you're a very, very smart man, but you're also really, really stupid."
>Daisy murmurs into your ear, making it flick as her breath washes over it.
"W-what do you..."
>Daisy huffs softly, making your ear flick and her giggle as she strides past you, her body sliding against yours before she bumps your flank with hers, making you side step before you can turn to look at her.
>She's looking over her shoulder, her blue eyes sparkling in the moonlight as she smirks a bit at you.
>"You don't understand a mare, AJ. I'm thanking you for saving me, one way or another."
>You flush red again, and she giggles.
>Guess your fur doesn't hide your blush as much as you hoped.
"Daisy..."
>"Now you listen to me AJ."
>You blink as suddenly the mare has turned around and is up in your face again, making you lean back a bit in embarrassment as her muzzle and lips are almost right against yours.
>"You and I are going to spend some time together. We'll get something to eat, learn more about each other, and spend some time just being us. You will be a perfect gentlecolt and escort me properly, and I shall grace you with my presence."
>You blink, trying to keep up as the mare steps to your side and leans against you, making you take a more firm stance to hold to two of you up.
>"Am I understood?"
"Yes...?"
>Where in the world did this mare come from?
>This couldn't have been the same Daisy who had shied away from you when you were trying to help her, could it?
>Your confusion doesn't stop you from moving as her tail gently sways over yours and urges you to walk.

>>29724988
>>29725011
Nice pic
Poor pony looks so small and sick.

[*RECORD SCRATCH* AAAAAAAAAAAAAND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT]
>>29722338
And then suddenly... he had an Idea.

An AWFUL idea.

"The Discord had a wonderful, gloriously AWFUL idea!"

The Discord needs to stop trying to steal the narrators cues and stick to the fucking script.

"Or else what?"

Discord felt a shock of power run through her body, and a quick glance down confirmed that the 'her' was very, very accurate.

"Point made," She said in her very feminine and cutesy voice, "I'll be good."

For now, I assume.

Discord of course was more then capable of turning himself back to normal, and did so with a snap of his fingers as he contemplated his Awful Idea(tm The Grinch).

"I can't steal Christmas... doesn't even exist around these parts, but I -can- steal Anon's birthday! After all, a birthday for a human is so droll, when instead, we could have a birthday party for Anon the pony!"

Discord cackled to himself in amusement, before he frowned and rolled over on the thin air he was using as a cushion.

"Oh but how. There's so many ways to play with a human."

Discord sat upright, and by that I mean with his head to the ground and tail to the sky, and opened his magic inventory, flicking through spell after spell.

"Hmmm... Magical Boop, meh, boring. Pon-E? Overused. Exotic Spell made up by some fanwank from /mlp/? Even -I'm- not that cruel."

Spell after spell was flicked past, causing random explosions hither and thiether, before he stops suddenly, his eyes going wide and a smirk on his face.

"Of course, it's perfect, why didn't I think of it before!" The mismatched being crows as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very familiar flask of unnamed white liquid.

"I'll spike his drink with this or just have him drink it, and we'll get this show on the road! It's perfect Angel Bunny, I tell ya!"

The poor, confused little fluffball of Evil was summarily punted away after he was ripped out of whatever dimensional hidey-hole he had be stuffed in.

>>29726211
We will never see that rabbit again.

Unless Fluttershy starts crying, at which point we most likely will, but yeah, no, the stupid cottontail ain't gonna be seen again.

Discord preens over the beautiful punt, proud of the distance he got with his kick, and would start to rant and rave about how glorious he is... but we're transitioning to another scene, so we'll have to check in later.

"Wait, don't g-"
-MEANWHILE-

At Golden Oaks, Anon grumbles as he finally rolls out of bed, sighing as he runs a hand through his >hair.

"Of course Pinkie Pie fucking knows when my birthday is. Why wouldn't she?" Anon grumbles to himself as he forces himself to go through the daily routine.

He brushes his teeth, shaves off his stubble, and puts on his suit, making sure that glorious red tie is bright and present, and literally shining in the sunlight that's drifting in through his sunroof, a little upgrade made by Marshmellow.

He sniggers a bit to himself as he thinks about all the little nicknames he pegs his friends with, mostly for his own amusement. It's been six months now since he ended up falling ass-over-teakettle, literally, into Equestria.

Who knew that just wanting to make a cup of tea and tripping over a plushie was all you needed to do to go to Equestria?

He sure as hell didn't, which of course was why he was contemplating himself in the mirror, double checking his tie and quietly contemplating attempting to Pinkie-proof his room and going back to his favorite past time.

Writing stories and learning about Equestria so he doesn't look like the massive autistic faggot he is the moment he steps outside.

You see, this Anon in particular was, while a regular shitposter... a writefaggot. And a pretty decent one at that, if he did say so himself. Which he did. A lot.

After all, who doesn't like to feel good about themselves? Shitposting and writing stories, perfect.

Actual interaction with other people? Not so much.

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>>29726265
[And that's all out of me tonight. Tell me what you all think, and remember to post pictures of where your sides are currently if I hopefully earned a kek or two.]

>>29726265
This is gonna be fun.

>>29726176
>Inb4 Daisy drags AJ off and has her way with him

>>29726423
>Sure, You could and would be willing to be tested on for a little bit of money afterwards.
>What else are you going to do?
>Scratch that, no one needs to hear about your non-adventures in love and matchmaking...
>'Just stand on ze spot indicated' The doctor said as he adjusted his goggles.
"You sure about this, doc? I'm not one to judge, but those tesla coils and the thunderstorm outside are making me just a *teensy* bit uncomfortable." You say, almost pinching your fingers together to empathise it
>You recoil back as the lightning lands a direct hit on the house, filling the cob-web lined lab with the mighty reverberating sound of thunder
>"Pah, fear always gets in ze way of great science!" The Doc boisterously proclaimed, putting his hands on his hips and striking a pose
>"...And besides, from ze looks of you, I can tell zat you need ze money... and a shower!" he chuckled as he was checking his machinery
>As he flipped the switch, you can see the electricity crackling around the coils, and start to feel the hair on your skin stand up on their ends
>"Don't worry, Zis is normal, for now at least" The doctor reassured
"What do you mean, for no-" You were saying, until you noticed that you were at least a solid metre and a half off the floor
>"Vunderful! Vunderful! Zis is going exactly to procedure! Laugh at me now, untermensch!" He giddly exclaimed as he scribbled down notes on the clipboard
>You wail as you toss and turn as it feels like your hands and feet are collapsing in on themselves, feeling as though your bones were pushing through your skin
>With every bolt of energy connecting with your skin, you see dark blue fur ripple out and stand up where it makes contact
>The doctor seems to be shouting something, but you can't quite hear him with all the noise the machines and the storm outside, plus with him frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog and flapping his lips like a deranged lunatic, you're not sure if you'd be able to understand him anyway

>>29726539
Nice. Please go on.

Go on, zis is some good work so far

>>29726539
>You feel your face deforming, as though someone or something had grabbed a hold of it and started pulling HARD
>You look over to the doctor, with tears streaming down and dropping to the floor, and all you see is him in sheer ecstasy at your "transformation"
>You kick about with your hooves flying and flailing aimlessly, your ears twitching all around with every crackle and jolt of electricity
>You try to talk to the madman, but your tongue flops about, and all you let out is a long whinny as your hair grows into your sight, a lighter blue than the thicker hair on your body
>You could've sworn that your ribs and spine were bubbling, cracking and pushing outwards as you look over your shoulder to see a tail growing rapidly, sharing it's colour with your hair
>Just as the pain was growing too intense for you to handle with you being able to comprehend it, another lightning strike hit the house, overloading the powered on machines, frying them to uselessness
>You fall to the floor, thumping against the tear-stained steel on your upper chest, your bottom half hitting it moments later
>Wasting no time at all, you get up and run for it as the doctor rushes over, flashlight in mouth, clipboard in hand, and legs in a lunatic fringe
>Hooves skidding on the ceramic tile outside of the darkened lab, you drift into the main halls of the house and feel your bottom hit the ground as the mad scientist tackles you from behind!
>"Just hold still, you small pferd!" He growled out as his body slid towards the wall
>You slide your left hindleg out, and give the fucker a good ol' buck to the face!
>He screams in anguish, holding his head with his hands, blood and glass dropping onto the floor as you make your getaway
>Your heart pounding like a war drum, you charge towards the entrance, slipping and breaking vases, tables and busts as you stampede through the victorian mansion
>You get to the main foyer, but the door's tightly closed!

>>29726653
"Nothing can change you back, but I can change everything!" The doctor gloated as he stumbled in, his goggles busted, his lab coat stained with the blood raining down for his face like the storm raging outside
>"...and besides anyways, I wasn't going to pay you at all" he snarks as he spits out a tooth
>You needed to end him before he does *this* to anybody else!
>You turn around to face him, bunching up the rugs as you quickly spring towards the stairs as you form a plan
>He pulls an antique musket off the wall, aiming it at you as you gallop and jump from the second floor, hurdling over the hand rail like an olympian equestrian towards the chandelier
>The musketball tears the chain of the chandelier apart, causing it to fall as you make contact with it
>The doctor was brought down to the ground as the lights came down on him, spraying him with glass and breaking him even more
>The windows exploded, letting the wind and rain flow in when the chandelier hit the floor
>You squeeze yourself through the hole, a sharp pain bolting up your leg as you do
>You leave a bloody trail as you race towards the nearby woods, never looking back to that forsaken place
>You canter over the dead underbrush and leaves, darkness surrounding the edges of your vision, the fur on your right leg matted with bloodied from the shot
>You slip and tumble as you reach the shores of a quiet lake, the storm ending, letting the moon shine through the clouds
>You could've sworn that there was a horse on the face of the moon and that it winked at you as you passed out, the strain on your foreign muscles catching up to you

>>29726726

http://pastebin.com/eBr54xbk

i'm off to sleep, also the typo's corrected in the paste
not that bad for a prompt based off a picture ITT
>>29726423

>>29726726
Is he going to become the mad scientist pony?

>>29726801
Did I say something that'd lead to that?
and besides,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMUEFZXkmDA

>>29726726
Good shit, we could use some action to spice things up.

>>29726770
>>29726770
>http://pastebin.com/eBr54xbk
Added to the google doc
http://derpy.me/PonyTF

>>29727056
I want to help Twilight with her spells.

>>29726176
Romance makes up for him being a stallion. My interest remains.

>>29726265
This definitely has a silly tone to it, but almost to the point where I have no clue what's going on. It's a start, but I hope when important shit starts going down it's a little more clear. Otherwise, I like it.

>>29726726
Look, a piece of writing from a new writefag that's actually pretty good. Looking forward to more.

>>29727208
>New writefag
Try again, buddy.

>>29727245
I've never seen the name before. Don't be a condescending cuck you shitlord.

>>29727288
He's written two other stores for other threads, there is no need to get upset.

>>29727305
Well then that would make him new to this thread.

>>29727305
Wow, what stores? Best Buy? Target?

>>29727315
Nah, Dollar tree and McDonald's.
So one of them is a restaurant my bad.

[Sorry guys, but I'm going to have to quit writing for a bit. Serious stuff has come up recently, and I need to be focused on that now.]

>>29727326
Ah, gotcha, makes sense to me!

>>29726845
Hot, pet mare action

>>29727345
There will be more Lavender tonight, possibly with more lewd.

>>29727355
All is good. This is how the thread should be. Good little mares, lots of lewd.

Should I continue that green with the serial killer, or try a new idea? Wondering if you guys like this so far or if you'd prefer something else

>>29727381
I was pretty into it, at the very least get to them being a pony before you drop it.

>>29727381
I liked your writing but I have no idea where the story was going to go so can't really evaluate it.

>>29727385
Fair enough, that should be coming pretty soon

>>29727381
Do it.

>>29720582
>When you wake up, your back feels like absolute shit.
>That is, in part, due to you being on top of your counter.
>Wait, what the hell?
>You go to sit up, only to find yourself unable to do so.
>Looks like you've been tied down by someone.
>Shit!
>You instantly assume the worst.
>The killer has you, and is about to end you.
>No amount of wiggling is loosening these bonds it seems.
>Duct tape once again proves its worth sadly.
>After a few minutes, you hear a door open.
>Based on where the sound came from, it was probably your bathroom.
>Footsteps follow that.
>You can't look up and see, but you can hear someone walking, getting closer and closer.
>Finally, the figure is right in front of you.
>By craning your head, you can just barely see them.
>It's, well, it looks like it's your old high school chemistry teacher.
>That's weird, you went to high school in a different state…
>Wait a second, is this a dream?
>The instant you question that, it all kind of disappears.
>Fucking awful anticlimax.
>You wake up slowly, not sure if you should be annoyed or relieved.
>When you look in front of you, you're greeted by a bright colored face.
>?: “Thank goodness you’re awake anon!”
>What's this bullshit? Another dream?

Become a pony, it's the perfect way to hide from a serial killer.

>>29727595
I'm the only one who likes this build up? I'm enjoying this crazy ride you're writing and I can't wait to see where are you going

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>>29727595
Here. Have one on me. Keep going.

>>29728043
It's not that I don't like the build up, it's that the anticipation is killing me.

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>>29727208
>>29726845
Thanks, glad to hear it!
>>29727245 is slightly right, the other two stories are in the doc,
>>29727309
I've just been lurking here since the better part of 2013, reading the other stories that you guys up from time to time, but I actually started posting green of my own this year, so you're right too.
>>29727327
Best of luck, aly!

>>29728061
Wow, (you) fag seems to have a fucking fetish for handing them out.

>>29728208
[... I really need to trip?

I -really- need to trip.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck that.

No, I'm not busy, nor am I quitting writing for a bit. Though thank you either way CV.

>Twilight is fascinated by worlds outside of Equestria
>Of course, the best way to learn about a place is to talk to a native
>She accomplishes this by using a spell to copy the consciousness of people on the other side into a plush doll
>For the person experiencing this, it feels a lot like being ripped from their body and forced into a soft, cuddly, pony toy
>Their situation becomes much more harrowing when they're told that since they're technically a 'copy', they'll never get to go home since the 'original' is still living their life for them
>Their ability to move and speak is totally at Twilight's mercy; whenever she's done asking questions or performing tests, she merely switches off their autonomy and leaves them in an inanimate state until she needs them again
>This doesn't really bother her, since it's just a magically animated plush to her, not a person
>In fact, when she's gotten all the useful information she can out of them, she just makes them inanimate permanently and donates them to the local orphanage or charity shop or whatever
>And then she moves on to her next subject

>>29727595
[Don't you dare stop now m8, keep going!]
>>29727177
[Glad to hear (You) approve. The silly will remain to a point, but that's just Discord fucking with my post when I'm trying to put the story out.]

>>29728735
Well that's grim.

>>29728689
Yeah. I suspected that was what was going on there.

[Right, lets clear this up- when I've got the trip code on, it's when I have to make an announcement about where I'm going or what have you. Bulky tripcodes detract from stories, and that's what I'm here to do. With that out of the way]
>>29726265

Anon lets out a displeased sigh before he opens the door from his side room in the basement of the Golden Oaks library into the Laboratory proper, carefully stepping around wires and equipment before making his way up the stairs.

Opening the door to the Library, he steps in to a surprisingly dark room. "Huh, wasn't the sun up a moment ag-"

"SURPRISE!"

Anon jumps in shock, tripping over himself and falling to the floor as the lights come on and he finds himself surrounded by candy colored equines.

A few moments pass before he sighs and lets his head thump against the wooden floor. "Sure, yes, lets go with that."

"Nonny! Did we surprise you, did we, did we, huhuhuhuh? Because Twilight said that you would be really really surprised but Dashie said we should have used a thunderclap instead but I just wanted to go *huuuuaaaaaaaah* and scream REALLY REALLY LOUD LIKE SURPRISE!"

Anon's chest is not the floor, and yet Pinkie Pie continues to use it as such, leaning in his face and yammering away at a mile a minute before Anon sighs and gives the pronking pink pony a half-hearted hug and sits up.

As he looks around the room, he can see that all of his 'friends' from Ponyville have come. And Sparklebutt, his oh so beloved landlord. He smirks at the unicorn for a moment, who just smirks back at him.

"You orchestrated this in return for the paper-bag incident didn't you." Anon asks flatly, trying to avoid chuckling or straight out laughing at the prank from the egghead.

Twilight Sparkle, Unicorn mage and student of Celestia, does the mature thing and sticks her tongue out at Anon, who starts laughing.

Ponies are just too cute.

A small pang hits him, making him hang his head a bit before he snaps it back up with a big smirk.

>>29729019
[I know, small update, but I've got to go to work. At least it's the weekend after this shift.

Based Taco Bell Captcha]

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I want to be a dirty pony

>>29729019
It feels kinda odd to have Anon in the third person like this.

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>>29729699

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>>29729624
So much of my fetish!

>>29729826
More?

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I want to turn /ptfg/ into pretty, edgy colored OC's

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Tell me ptfg, how would you treat your fellow anons if you all became the pretty pony of your dreams?

What ever happened to cold? Does anyone have his pastebin? He and his gaggle of writefags jump started writefagging not long after /mlp/ came around and now their gone and I'm sad. Never even got to finish his last bit of fic.

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>>29730991
become their fucktoy

I would almost be happy being coffee cream vs the little mare!

>>29730994
Cold was from the Ukraine area and I'm pretty sure he got drafted back in 2011 or later (the year escapes me) but that was one of his last posts. He just talked about maybe not coming back because something could have happened to him and I'm starting to believe it might have. Can't dwell on the past forever though. r.i.p. Cold you got me into /mlp/ and you couldn't even stay to see me out

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>>29731113
He's become the pretty Russian horse, and Putin's pet

>>29730991
Make them immensely jealous

>>29730994
I don't remember that name. Was he in this thread?

>>29730991
I'd tell Woofr to get off his lazy gryphon ass and write more keyboard masher.

>>29730991
Feed on their love

>>29730991
I'd boop their snoot

>>29731225
No he wrote different fics some being tf long before the generals were even a thing. It seems no one remembers him but he has been gone for a while and was most active in the early days of /mlp/ faggotry. I can't find his paste in because while he did post under "Cold" on /mlp/ his pastebin was something else. It was a name that I can't recall but I do remember him posting that it was a friend that disappeared when he was younger. I can't even find any archived threads that have him in it and I know I'm not imaging things, hell >>29730994
brought it up originally but it is frustrating for nothing to be here anymore and no one can remember him being here and even if they do they can't find any thread or paste bin. It's been bothering me way too much lately so I'm going to make a thread asking for information on him and the others and then I will let sleeping dogs lie.

>>29730991
Raise my tail and be the slutty pony.

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>>29731562
Good thinking. We need more.

>>29732337
I'll be interested to see what you can dredge up. Good luck, Anon.

>>29731595
And then starve to death.

>TFW you wake up without hooves and none of the stories have been updated

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>>29733010
could be worse

>>29725724
Which anonpone are you referring to?

>>29726726
>"So let me get this straight, you two." the veterinarian sighed out as she raised her hand to her head
>"While you guys were out camping, you woke up, gone out to fish, and found this, for lack of a better word, 'pony'?"
>"It's a good thing we did, doc! You seen it's leg, that was some fucked up shit, man!" the bearded man replied, clapping his hands together and rubbing them
>"Like, who goes and shoots a perfectly healthy thing like *that*?" the chick pointed at you
>"I don't even think horses of any kind are 'in season' for hunting at any time of the year!" she quickly adds
>You are Arianne, and this has to be *the* craziest case that you've worked on, minus that one time where you got a fully grown cat out of a python!
>"Well, while that maybe true, let's get to the facts." You state bluntly
>"This pony is literally one of a kind, and it doesn't match any other species of horse on earth! At all!" You fume
>"And to make matters even more convoluted, it wasn't shot with a bullet, but a musket!" You exclaim, holding up the small lead ball with your tweezers in a death grip to show these two hippie campers
>"Hey, doc! Simmer down, man, You're scaring both of us" the bearded man said as he took a step back towards the door
>He's right, so you close your eyes, take a long deep breath, and let it out
>"Sorry, sorry. I got ahead of myself in this" you sigh as you look to the door for a camera crew to burst in at any moment
>"Umm, Dr. Arianne? It seems like our pony buddy is waking up!" the chick squeals out as the small horse on the operating table shifts about
>"Proper term is veterinarian, miss; and I concur" You say as slide over to the table on your stool, clicking on the penlight as you do

>>29733107
>not Aryanne

>>29733107
They're in for a shock when the pony awakes and starts babbling about having being human

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>>29733241
Funny thing actually, I'm having a conundrum about whether or not Anon should be able to talk or not

>>29733229
Pic related
I'll have more time to do proper updates on sunday

>>29733265
I, for one, really like the PonySamsa way of post-tf communication. Where Anon can talk, but talking as a small horse might not be the best idea. Anything is fine, though.

>>29733274
Oh yeah Sixpence was amazing. Seconding.

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That feeling when the lizards have an active drawfag drawing stuff from their greens but we don't

>>29733591
refer to >>29724988
and not of greens, no, but we also have >>29720437

Now stop whining about the lizard fags, fuck.

>>29733627
It's a valid point. How do /they/ pull in dedicated artists?

>>29733647
This is why they should assimilate into the ptfg. Just get them to stop writing all dragons and we'll have a bunch of new writefags and two new drawfags.

>>29733265
We've been a bit saturated in mute pony stories lately so I vote for Anon being able to speak unless you have a particular plot reason in mind that would require him to not be able to.

>>29733652
Fuuuuuuck that. I'd rather this general fucking die than let the dragon fags run rampant.

>>29733740
We'd have to get them to minimize dragons yes, but they'd be valuable additions!

>>29733740
It's dying, yes. Shitposters are killing us

>>29733752
They haven't shown up for a day and we got two new writers. We'll be fine if we just don't talk about them. As in at all.

>>29733647
People seem to forget that 4chan runs entirely on interest. Every thread, every general, every board. It runs on the interest that people show in the topics present. Over time, interest waxes and wanes, especially with generals that are posted again and again almost immediately after bump limit. The dragonthread is new, and it proposes new topics, things for writefags and drawfags to use for their work.

Just sit back and watch the show, plenty of green to read in both our thread and theirs.

>>29733792
We've been here the whole time, it's just these writers aren't insufferable victim fags, and they're actually decent stories.

>>29733036
I don't want to be the bad OC pony.

>>29733851
>the pony is to edgy
I wouldn't mind being the edged pony though

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>tfw you will never walk into a room and see your stallion already hard and stroking his needy horsecock
>tfw you will never feel your horsepussy wink at the thought of him forcing that throbbing length inside you
>tfw you will never turn around, flick your tail aside, and beg him to take you as his mare
>tfw you will never fall asleep content, exhausted, and with a belly full of your stallion's warm, virile cum

>>29733803
Which is why we should cut back on the number of times the thread is posted. I would say give a cooldown period of at least a week or two so it doesn't wear out its welcome. Too much of a good thing ruins it. But such is fine in moderation.
It gives time for writefags and artfags to craft content without having to worry about an impending time limit.

On another note, I was wondering if there is a way to update the current system that handles the archiving of stuff put on the thread's Google Doc. As it stands right now, it feels like a mess sorting through it. I am not sure how, but it would be nice to have it organized by update date, completion status, summary input, and tags in a way that is refined. Some of the latter can already be done by Ctrl F, but it is a rather messy affair.

Been trying find the stuff I was looking for, yet much of it is composed of deadfics.

Moving on, I have a suggestion for what we might do for the thread itself. I propose we establish a system where we each write out a request. From there, we choose the best of the bunch and have them put up in a vote, which from there anons may choose which prompts are the best ones to be posted in the next threads as ideas to be written on. At least in terms of requests. It might help breath a little more life into this thread. Nothing solid, but something that merits at least a moment's consideration.

>>29733922
:(

>>29733975
>cooldown period of at least a week or two

As a writefag I don't like this idea, I don't feel pressured by a time limit beyond the amount of time I can be away from one of my stories and not lose interest. Plus I generally like to post as soon as I have an update ready. Plus I feel sad every time this thread isn't up, and it's not like there isn't the interest right now. As far as generals go we have a good number of posters and we move at a reasonable pace.

We kind of have the request thing already on an informal level, but I guess so long as we aren't voting in the tread I'd be ok with it.

>>29733975
>I would say give a cooldown period of at least a week
I doubt that would ever happen. I don't think anyone's gonna be patient enough to wait a full week for a new thread. Our average thread lifetime has been around a week for the past month and they almost never need to be bumped.

I agree about the doc though. I have lots of respect for the folks who work on the doc, but the current tag system feels pretty inconsistent. But no one has time to read every single story and decide which tags are appropriate, so it's perfectly understandable. There are the basic "TG", "Magic", "AiE", and all that, and then there are some really oddly specific ones on like just one story "Potion Shenanigans", "On a farm", "Light BDSM undertones", etc. Then there's the whole thing with stories from 2012 that haven't been updated in 5 years on "Hiatus". Could have a separate little section for new/active stories where they can be appropriately tagged.

>>29734053
It's a bad idea. Fortunately it's not going to happen.

>>29734184
>week wait between threads
There's an entire graveyard of other threads that tried that and failed. let's not repeat their mistakes.

>>29734184
>the current tag system feels pretty inconsistent
Because it is inconsistent. The doc's been maintained by multiple people over the years and the system has grown organically, so we have no standard definitions for what gets tagged and what each tag means.
Take the "Magic" tag for instance. What does that mean? Aren't almost all the transformations magic? (Other than the Pon-E-caused ones). Why do we tag for greentext/prose? Does anyone care about that?
Suggestions for improvements are always welcome. I've just noticed we have gryphon/griffon under both spellings so I guess that's the first thing to fix.


>no one has time to read every single story and decide which tags are appropriate
I try to. But I might make mistakes or miss things, so let me know if you spot anything that needs to be fixed.

>Could have a separate little section for new/active stories
That's sorta why I started putting the links for those in the OP. To keep cycling things in and out of a section in the doc would create a lot of extra work.

>>29733922
Damn it all. I want this.

>>29734525
Understood. I just wanted to add to the previous anons point so maybe people would have some suggestions for a better tagging system.

The stories there wouldn't have to be as recent as the OP. In the doc we've got stories all the way from 2012 mixed in with stories from 2017. Right now we just have this huge list of basically identical listings with almost nothing to tell them apart. Could have stories even from the past 2/4/6 months as a "featured" list or something.

Just throwing out ideas.

I'd support the idea of "featured" stories, as there's a huge amount of average-tier greens that might have been good for thread content back then, but don't particularly stand out for re-reading when collected together with a bunch of other really similar stories.

And on the other hand you have the classics, but to find them you either have to lurk long enough for someone to mention them (which is rare since most people either already read them, and won't usually randomly mention them out of the blue, or haven't heard of them for these exact reasons), or you'd need to trawl through all the stories in the doc in search of hidden gems, something which not a lot of people have time for.

>>29734798
We could do a "stories of the last 3 months" summary and stick it as first reply on each thread.

Maybe you could make it so that people can suggest changes to the Doc, that way people could suggest updates to tags and write short summaries of the stories to help further differentiate them.

>>29733095
the one who has pure /ss/ between herself and anoncolt

I want to turn the entire population of Africa into zebra's and reinstate slavery

>>29735003
I've done this. Suggestions on the doc are now welcome!

>>29735151
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Apostrophes

>>29734884
Didn't really mean "featured" stories in that way. Transformation stories are highly subjective so finding out which stories to feature could be very challenging. Some people really like pet shit and some people hate it. Some people only want tg, some don't. "Featured" was just the first word that came to my head when I tried to think what to call a section with new stories.

What do people even consider to be "classics"? For me the only real classics are Zephyr and Five score. Obviously there are lots of other really really good stories, but not quite "classics" for me.

>>29734925
Yeah that could work too. At first I was thinking a section on the top of the current google doc, but an entirely separate page/post could be better, even just for the mental well-being of the doc handlers. Story names are usually not a very clear indication of what's to come, so a little description of each one to know what people would be getting into.

>>29735219
thank's

>>29735151
Why would you want to be the slave to a zebra?

>>29735457
Your welcome.

>>29735483
There's nothing more appealing than being raped by your zebra owner and having to carry his child against your will and not being able to do anything about it, because there's no way he'd ever allow you to go to the abortion clinic.

>>29735119
Make it a stallion, not colt.

>>29735578
New ponies are often very scared post-transformation. Please refrain from tying them up, as it might further amplify their panic.

>>29735937
I reckon he's into it.

>>29727355
So where is the adorable mare?

>>29726176
>Following Daisy's lead, you're gently guided away by the mare as she continues to lean into you, softly rubbing her head into your neck and shoulder and under your muzzle.
>She's warm and soft, and honestly, you're really enjoying the attention.
>She guides you away from the rest of the herd, and soon the two of your are laying down together, looking out over the fields near the gas station.
>"I like being able to just rest like this... it feels weird to be going back to Florida."
>You look at Daisy, tilting your head a bit in question.
"You were born in Florida?"
>"Mhmm, Miami. Home sweet home... I suppose."
>Daisy gently rolls her hoof and sighs.
>"I like Colorado more... though maybe it was more being able to get away from my parents. Overbearing would be a polite way to put it."
>You hum noncommittally as Daisy moves her head under yours and nuzzles up at you.
"I'm born and raised in Colorado. It's home."
>She blinks and leans back.
>"Really?"
>You look at her, surprised at her confusion.
"Well, yeah. Why is everyone surprised by that?"
>She blinks and then shrugs a bit, settling against you again.
>"I dunno. Maybe I'm just being silly, but you don't seem like someone from Colorado? I'm probably just being silly."
>Silly Filly is rambling.
>There's the Daisy you helped.
>You chuckle a bit and rest your head atop of hers, making her stop talking and push into after a moments hesitation as you gaze at the stars.
>Honestly, this is nice.
>You've never felt more relaxed then you've felt at this very moment, Daisy snuggled into you, the cool breeze softly pulling on your fur and nothing but you, her, and the stars to keep you occupied.
>It's soothing.
>You nuzzle into her mane, humming a bit.
>Interesting.
>Strawberries?
>You like strawberries.
>You continue to nuzzle and Daisy giggles, her ears flicking lightly and softly bapping your muzzle with them.
>You smirk a bit, a idea popping into your head as you gently nudge Daisy over onto her back.

>>29736339
Aw, Romantic snuggling.

>>29732336
But they are poor snootless human anons.

>>29735244
I might be able to go through and chip away at the Google Doc a bit this weekend.

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I want to be a dumb bimbo horse

>Anon hears a rumor about a place where you can fuck a real cartoon pony
>After many months of searching, he actually manages to track it down
>A real pony brothel
>Cute ponies run up to him to greet him, they all look so excited to meet a new customer
>They lead him to the manager, Anon picks the pony he wants, and then he's told the price
>Ten thousand dollars per hour
>Anon is crushed
>He couldn't afford that, he couldn't even hope to save up that much with his shitty job
>His new pony friends are heartbroken
>The one he picked looks like she might cry
>The manager tells him there's another option
>If he agrees to work for him, they'll not only let him pay over time out of his wages, but he'll also get a small discount
>Anon agrees instantly
>He'll gladly clean semen out of the sheets for the opportunity to fuck a real pony
>His old job sucks ass anyway
>He ends up making sweet love to his pony all night
>They even bring in a few friends for some polyamorous fun
>When he wakes up the next morning, he's surprised to find that he's been moved to another room
>And even more surprised that he's now a cute little mare
>The manager tells him that he's picked up quite a large tab
>At the average pay rate, he'll need to work for two years to pay it off
>Which is unfortunate, since the transformation becomes permanent after six months
>Anon's going to have to fuck a lot of men to have any chance at getting his body back

>>29737352
He'll be loving it within a single night. I wonder how many of the other ponies are working off debt.
Someone make this a story.

>>29737352
>10k/hour
>spends a few hours fucking pony
>owes ~30k
>2 years of being the mare whore = 30k
>only paid ~15k/year as the little pony prostitute
Anon's really getting fucked here

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>>29730991
Cuddle the pretty stallions

>>29737495
>All night
>With multiple ponies
Your numbers might be off, Anon

>>29737495
>Anon's really getting fucked here
But he's the little mare while doing it so no-one's complaining.

>>29737553
I did miss that line, but it'd still only bring the total up to maybe 60k or so. Anon's only making ~30k/year.

Just buying the little pony TF might be cheaper, and not lock him into a low-paying job.

>>29737598
He could buy pony tfs for himself and all his friends for that price.

Has there been any decent shameless smut recently? I've got a craving for mares that previously weren't mares getting fucked, and I'm having trouble finding something new that doesn't try for a whole bunch of feels or drama or adventure on top of that.

>>29738006
I want to insert random household objects into a new mare's tight and unwilling anus

>>29738006
http://pastebin.com/gWDMrKWU

>>29738088
yeah, that was great when i read it almost a year ago
what happened to that kind of writing?

>>29736339
>Daisy tilts her head in slight confusion till you nuzzle her belly.
>Mmm, soft.
>She starts giggling again, and you smirk into her fur.
>So she -is- ticklish.
>You take a deep breath and her eyes widen before you start blowing a razzberry on her belly.
>The mare is laughing like wild, her hooves flailing about as you blow the razzberry, your own hooves and a bit of magic keeping her from hitting you.
>"AJ! Stop iiiiiit~!"
>The mare giggles, curling around your muzzle a bit as you run out a breath, lifting your head back as you take a deep breath to do it again.
>She suddenly squirms out of your light hold and tackles you, knocking you into the ground and onto your back, and she starts doing the same, making you squirm with laughter.
>The great tickle war had begun, and it went on for a little while, the two of you trading vicious blows, like nuzzling the frogs of hooves with fuzzy muzzles or blowing razzberries, till you're both out of breath with laughter.
>You're pinned, again, and the 'loser' of the great tickle war, chuckling here and there as Daisy lays atop of you, a pleased little smile on her face as she giggles at you.
>You look up at her as your chuckles fade and find yourself entranced by the mare in the moonlight, and smile softly, your ears folding back in embarrassment as she looks down at you before she leans forwards.
>"Thank you."
>She's whispering softly, making you lean your head towards her to hear as she lowers her head.
>"Thank you for just being you. For doing your job. For holding me."
>She ducks her head and nuzzles against you, her cheek gently brushing yours and you find yourself lost in the smell of strawberries again, nuzzling back.
>Her body snuggles neatly into yours, and you find yourself enjoying sensation of her fur meshing with yours as your forehooves gently wrap around her shoulders and hug her close.
>A wild urge runs through you, a bolt of lighting down your spine with a desire.
>A need.
>You want to kiss Daisy.

Anyone have story recs for ponified HiE fics that feature batponies?

>>29736339
And then they fucked

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>>29738341
Good work as always, looking forward to more.

>>29738341
>Tickle war
That's pretty gay dude.

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>>29738393
http://pastebin.com/2jWMw5mc

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>>29738006
There's a tragic lack of smut recently.

>>29738610
Zenco did some smut a while back, don't know why it isn't in the Doc

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1imoccHuZROD2W6hdetECSLOgaiESdpbVb6_pifKUDbg/edit

>>29704746
My owner returns to her office to resume desk work.

“I should get you a pet bed, then you’d have some place to lay”

I press my head against her and nuzzle her, I’m quite happy in her lap unless she wants me to move.

She chuckles softly and begins petting me as she works. After a while Frank comes in with Melody in tow.

“Hey doc, You ready for lunch?”

“Yeah, is Melody staying here with Lavender”

Frank nods “Unless you don’t want him to. I though Lavender might enjoy the company”

Yes, yes I would. I try to make that as clear as possible to my owner.

“I think Lavender agrees with you, so sure he can stay”

Melody nuzzles his master goodbye as my owner sifts through the drawer.

“I don’t have much for you to play with, but here’s some pens and pencils and a note book. Feel free to draw, and…”

She types something into the computer, opening up a web page with the familiar ‘Pony Chanel’ logo. A few moments later she begins streaming and episode of ‘Lucky’. I’ve already seen the episode, but Lucky is always good.

“There, we won’t be long and if your good I’ll bring you a treat. Sound good?”

I nod and kiss her goodbye.

“bye sweetie I love you”

She pats my head and leaves with Frank, leaving Melody and I alone with Lucky in the background.

Melody and I watch the program for a while then it breaks for an AD to play. Melody turns to me and nickers seductively. I smile at him and turn around to wink at him. As he starts to move around to mount me I catch him and start to push him onto his side.

>>29738727
Realizing what I’m going for he rolls over onto his back, exposing his half erect shaft. I blow on it as I move into position on top of him. With his head positioned right behind my marehood I begin to slowly lick his dick. After a few seconds he’s hard and ready for the main event. He lets out a soft whine as I continue to tease him. I give look back at him and prod his member with my hoof as I wink at him.

He gets the message and presses his snout into my folds. He laps at me for several moments before slowing back down. Tit for tat, fair enough. I take he’s flare into my mouth and begin to suck, slowly bobbing my head up and down. He presses his tongue into my depths and begins to probe around as I clench down on the invading muscle. After a bit of searching he finally finds what he’s looking for. He’s tongue presses hard down on my G-spot as he licks the inside of my vagina.

I press my head down until my nose touches his scrotum. I gag slightly as his flare expands in my throat. I can feel his hot cum running down my throat as his tongue spasms inside me. It’s enough to send me over the edge and I cover his muzzle with marejuice.

Once I finish my orgasm I pull my head back and roll off of him. We both lay on the floor for a moment, enjoying the afterglow. The fur on his face and neck are matted and wet from my fluids. I on the other hand got away clean save a little of my own juice on the inside of my thighs.

I stand up and begin to preen my feathers. He stands and turns his attention back to the monitor as he tries to rub my orgasm off with his forelegs. Even after he is done I can still smell the musk. I smile quaintly, knowing that he’s going to have the pheromones of a mare in heat in his nose for the rest of the day.

>>29733107
>You are anonymous, again
>You shift and stretch your body out
>You catch a whiff of medicinal supplies, lavender, fallen timber and ...cat pee?
>Wait, why can't you feel your finger or toes?
>"Umm, Dr. Arianne? It seems like our pony buddy is waking up!" Some chick calls out
>"Proper term is veterinarian, miss; and I concur" The vet mused
>You open your eyes to see the good doctor quickly approaching you
>Go figure, You're waking up, and you're still a horse!
>Your ears flick to the sound of the stool rolling across the floor, and perk up at the crisp sharp *click*
>You're practically blinded by the light shining into your huge eyes, and you back away from it
"Jesus christ, that's bright!" you bark out as you feel a hand hold your back, pulling you in
>"WHAT THE HECK! He talks?!" You hear the Vet call out to the other two people in the room
>"Hey dude, we're just as surprised as you are" The bro with the beard remarked
"Of course I can talk, I'm just like you! Minus the whole being a horse part, of course." You call back
>"All right, since he can hold a conversation, can you two leave? I need to ask him some questions"
>"Oh, come off it! We helped save his life!" the chick yelled
"It's okay, Doc. They can stay if they want to." You say calmly
"Also thanks for the save, guys" you gratefully reply
>"No problem, mini horse. My name's Justin" He said, "and over there's Ashley" he called as he pointed her out
>"And your name is..." Dr. Arianne asked while she spun her hand around
"I wish I could tell you doc, but I'm drawing a blank" You sadly reply, your ears flopping down to the sides
>"Wait, why aren't you giving him trouble for mis-titling you?" Ashley questioned
"Because, A) He's a talking horse, and B) In this scenario, It's simpler that way" Arianne replied
>"Let's take it from the top, then" She said coolly to you
>"How'd you get shot in the leg?" She questioned
>You take a deep breath in
"Wew, mama, I've got a story for you all, and it's a big one"

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>>29738729
That was fast
Goood shit

>>29738630
Oops. Sorry about that. I'll fix it later.

>>29738729
>>29738819
Good stuff guys.

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>>29738819
>tfw more one-post updates

>>29738819
>"Wait, wait, wait, you used to be human?" Ashley interrupted
"I don't know what the fuck that quack did for me to end up like *this*" You say as you wave your hooves downward, showing off your body
"Besides, he's dead now, I hope" You remark
>"What?!" Everyone else gasped
>"How'd he die?" Arianne questioned, looking at you quizzically
>"Well when I was making my getaway, I kicked him in the face, ran up the stairs, jumped towards the chandelier, he shot at me and brought it down on him. If he ain't dead, I'll be surprised" You drawl out
>"And after that, you ran to the beach and passed out?" Arianne responded, writing down what you said in her notes
"You got it, chief" You affirm
>"Dude, that's badass!" Justin holds a hand out stretched in front of you
>You give him the best high hoof you could
>"Sorry for ruin your bro-mance, but I do have to see other patients" Arianne said sternly
>"We don't even know how to take care of a horse and we don't even have the room for him!" Ashley cried out
>"Yeah, we were kinda hoping that you could take care of him, doc" Justin nervously said, rubbing his head
>"I'll make no promises what'll happen to him, but you'll still have to pay for my time and supplies" Dr. Arianne stated, then turned to you
>"You'll be okay in here, for now at least. Get some rest, little guy" She said gently to you as she opened the door to the kennels
>You trot in, looking around at the beat-up beds laying around the room and take a nap under the breeze of the fan and the light coming from the operating room