Friendship is Magic Deviations is still storytimed here!
>>29629976
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is storytimed here!
>>29619093
Another winter wrapped up; how'd it go in Ponyville? Does Twilight Sparkle still hold that management position? Amethyst Star might like another chance to prove herself if the princess is too busy with friendship things or whatever it is she flits around Equestria for. Cranky's wedding went fine, didn't it? So... hopefully this year's spring was on time, whatever the circumstances may have been. The town knows it's possible!
>>29699628
Previous thread.
SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yas8fBClnw
SEASON 8?
>>29689176
Premiere-In the back-to-back premiere episodes titled “Celestial Advice” and “All Bottled Up,” Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>29705226
>filly
I want to bully your favorite pony
>>29705221
Twilight stole her job and now she has to work as a min wage assistant to Rarity. She'll probably lead the revolution when it happens.
What would life be like with a Rainbow Dash riding on your back all the time?
>>29705221
Purple Gem Lyra is a good Lyra
>>29705255
I'd get way more chicks I bet
>>29705255
she'd tell me to do things
>>29705243
Looks like a good cereal
Pony like flowers?
>>29705274
>>29705255
>what would it be like to have a massive tumor on your back all the time?
COMMENCE THE BREEDIN
>>29705275
What a slob
>>29705292
I want to hotdog her cute wings
>>29705290
Yes!
>>29705292
I want to lay her across my lap and pet her until she becomes a warm puddle of pony putty.
plushies
how many do you have
what do you do with them
>>29705260
>>29705263
>You should do her raw and never call back
>>29705323
you're naked like right now
Pony yelled "Cheese it!" and then added some queso to her quesadilla
>>29705326
I hug and sleep with my Rarity. She watches me fap and tells me what to fap to.
I would like to get a sweetie bell and a trixie eventually. I always wanted a celestia but they are all ugly.
>>29705326
Too damn many
They sit in my display case until I've had an awful day then I take one of them to bed tocuddle.
>>29705323
>>29705344
I'd spread those cheeks
right in the middle of town
>>29705345
nice
>>29705345
fluttershy is the town's designated freeuse slut
you can just dump a load of cum in her any time you want--she doesn't mind
that's her only purpose and only job
to take hot loads from horny guys and help them relieve their sexual stress in any of her holes or on her wings or hair or hooves or be used in any way they want, any time they want, anywhere, no matter what she's doing at the time, she doesn't mind at all and will thank you for it
Horse pussy
>>29705370
>>29705323
Would Fluttershy stealthily flash you all the time out in public when no one is looking?
>>29705383
yes, constantly
>>29705383
>>29705391
That's pretty hot.
>>29705392
come on Fluttershy, just the tip?
>>29705392
WE FOUND OUT YOUR SECRET
YOU SLUT
So are late nights and early mornings real Flutter hours now?I'm okay with this.
turns out fluttershy is the biggest slut andrarity is a virgin because she's too busy working to talk to stallions
would fluttershy help her friend lose her virginity?
>>29705382
Aaaand it's dead. Thanks for killing my boner, faggot.
>>29705413
I don't know about Fluttershy but Rarity is a fucking virgin because of her meme high standards
>>29705413
How about neither of them are sluts? Rarity is a LADY and isn't going to just put out for any random schmuck she comes across, even if she is interested in him. And Fluttershy is so shy and as close to pure as you can get she likely only ever has impure thoughts for the imaginary stallion she'll marry in the future.
>>29705406
those are good flutter times because they are comfy and quietjust like her
How many deeldohs do you think Fluttershy owns?
>walk into your local horse brothel
>see this what do
>>29705441
Those are my favorite times.
>>29705452
Throw one over each shoulder and egress through the nearest window as they were obviously kidnapped and forced into this situation.
>>29705447
serious question: how many dildos or other sex toys does the average modern young woman own, anyway? like, do they all have one and use it every day? they are so mysterious
>>29705464
they were just trying to make extra spending money on the side
being an animal caretaker and clothing designer don't pay that well
they were looking forward to riding your human dick, too
>>29705479
>being an animal caretaker and clothing designer don't pay that well
I dunno, both their homes look pretty damn cozy and they look pretty comfortable to me.
where can i find girls with flutter-type personalities?
>>29705495
You can't, they don't' exist.
>>29705495
>Nude Coco.
>>29705487
yes, that's because they supplement their incomes at the local horse brothel
they enjoy it and weren't forced into it at all
they get to have sex with lots of new stallions and get paid, too
>>29705503
fuck that dash is the cutest thing
>>29705511
Living the dream
>>29705502
the closest thing to fluttershy being real is andrea libman herself and she's married
>>29705511
>wanting used goods
>>29705516
dashes are very cute things
>>29705503
Naked Coco is the cutest Coco.
>>29705551
Coco is cute in general.
>>29705571
do modern day bronies even know who nyx is?
>>29705559
It's true.
>>29705577
>heart eyes
oh no
>>29705551
it's kinda hot seeing ponies who usually wear something with nothing on
>>29705583
the perfect mare to breed and then leave
>>29705576
They don't deserve to.
>>29705518
it is also my dream to have sex with lots of stallions
>>29705585
You wouldn't think removing a shirt collar and a small flower would make all that difference, but it makes me diamonds.
>>29705593
good man
>>29705612
>>29705593
Gaaaaaaaay
fluttershy jacks off and breeds rare animal all the time since she was a teenager.
rarity jacks off every dude in town.
who do you think has more experience jacking a cock?
>>29705571
I want one.
>>29705597
what a pretty pony
>>29705687
she'd probably be super helpful at getting impregnated too
Nyx is my favourite pony. What's yours?
>>29705700
moondiaper, she yells at me to changer her
Fluttershy's fetish is to nurse you back to health and then be raped.
>>29705704
That's kinda hot.
>>29705707
OH
MY GOD
>>29705712
No I heard you perfered Dick
>>29705704
raped by what? how many times do i have to tell her i dont want to be raped by her animals while she watches.
fuck your weirdo fetishes fluttershy
Thick thighs save lives.
>>29705750
I want to impregnate those hips.
>>29705750
where's her butthol?
wish i had my face in some horse buns right now
>>29705755
You don't impregnate hips, you impregnate vaginas.
I just fapped to derpy fanfiction.
>>29705786I know that feel
>>29705772
This was drawn before the ponut craze
>>29705786
It's wondrous, isn't it?
>>29705777
luna's inhaling
>>29705786
she's retarded bro
I want to go to the mall with my totally platonic mare friend and help her pick out horse panties
http://imgur.com/a/HlKK2
disgusting, EQGs
>>29705807
I think those are actually Monster High dolls
>>29705805
retarded ponies need love too
Why did you choose your waifu? What makes her better than any other pony? What’s so special about her?
>>29705819
>choose your waifu
huh?
>>29705819
My waifu chose me
Rarity keeps making this face at me.
What could it mean?
>>29705824
Shes drunk again.
>>29705819
You don't choose your waifu or horsebando
>>29705824
It's time for breeding
>>29705821
>>29705823
>>29705841
poor choice of words, you know what I mean though
>>29705847
I would fuck both of those ladies.
>>29705850
but which one first
>>29705852
Yes
>>29705853
choose or let fate choose for you
>>29705852
Flip a coin?
>>29705850
I think you might be the only person on this board who wants to fuck a human
>>29705857
you would be wrong
>>29705857
>>29705857
>>29705862
>>29705864
>fuck a human
>posts eqg
>no hooves
Absolutely disgusting
>>29705867
They're canonically humans
SciTwi calls herself human
>>29705871
alright, but they still aren't humans like >>29705847
with their neon skin and disproportionate bodies
>>29705862
They're so cute
What is the greatest fear of each of the Mane Six?by the way, ever noticed how the fans invented the phrase "mane six" and now Hasbro is using it officially, even though it's never been said on the show?
>>29705882
I would hug appuls.
>>29705885
Twiggles - Being forced toeat quesadillas
Rarara - Having her buisiness ruined forever like in Sweetie Belle's vision
Panko - Not being able to make anyone laugh again and having to move back to the rock farm
Appul - The farm being closed down
Dosh - Not being able to fly again
Butter - All of the animals one day turning on her and consuming her flesh like what would happen in real life
>spoiler
Really fires those neurons
>>29705862
thank you for posting the two cutest eqgs
>>29705905
>>29705773
>>29705843
stop making me want to sniff and kiss those frogs
>>29705921
would you kiss all of Fluttershy's frogs?
>>29705927
>getting warts
gross
>>29705910
>>29705931
I miss Mako
Greg has a good thing going, but it'll never be the same
>>29705910
you forgot one of them
>>29705941
We all miss Mako. Doesn't mean I'm not sick of hearing people say it.
>>29705944
Fine.
>>29705944
Why is Sunset so grabby with the other girls?
>>29705957
why aren't you?
>>29705947
such a great pair
i wonder if they ever shacked up when they were out in the woods
>>29705957
Adult ladies know just how tender and nimble teenager girls are.
>>29705957
>be reborn as a hot high school girl surrounded by other hot high school girls
she's making up for lost time
>>29705963
>>29705978
As soon as all her friends turn 16, she's going to slam clams so god damn hard.
ponies are very bendy
>>29705981
>>29705980
what year are they in high school?
>>29705981
Being made of marshmallow allows for much flexibility.
>>29705986
current year
>>29705981
You think Pinkie can bend her own cock into her own asshole?
>>29705981
just pinkie . she can do weird things
>>29705984
applepie best cousins
>>29705992
i want to see an x-ray of pinkie's body compressed into the mailbox
>>29706054
it's like 6 in the morning, can you please close your eyes so I can go to bed
>>29706054
>tendies
This place is too lewd for a little filly.
Little filly has big plans for Anonymous.
>that adorable TwiSpike sequence in the beginning of Hearthbreakers
I want to see an episode with the two of them that explores where their relationship is at at the moment and is filled with those kind of cute and close moments.
filly funtasia
what the fuck is it
and how does it compare to mlp
What does a kiss taste like
I mean, you're literally tasting someone's mouth
How is that good
>>29706066
GIANT
PONY
BONER
>>29706070
>>29706070
Was twilight a good teen mom to spike?
>>29706080
how is tasting a mouth gross. you taste your own mouth all day, is that gross?
>>29706099
Not if it's filled with delicious food
>>29706096
>>29706089
>not even shaped like a horse penis
>>29706101
what if other pone has delicious food in their mouth
Would you kiss?
>>29706116
>kissing a fat nerd
>>29706116
I kiss my twiplush all the time
I wouldn't put ketchup on her face through
>>29706129
What goes on in the mind of a filly?
>Today is National Ravioli Day
Ravioli ravioli give me the ponuoli
>>29706137
I LOVE PONIES
>>29706134
Filly stuff.
Colts.
Discord (sometimes he likes to get inside the head of random ponies).
>>29706154
Fluttershy looks so hot with her mane messy
>>29706161
unf
>>29706155
What are some examples of filly stuff?
>>29706166
How can human women ever hope to compete with this?
>>29706166
I love the way her mane just schlorps back into position
>>29705326
one that I made,
I don't do anything because she's far away from me ;_;
Filly the filly.
>>29706269
N-nani kore?
fat pony butts
I want to have sex with teacher pone.
>>29706330
BonBon's fat pony butt.
I really want to have sex with teacher pone.
>>29706371
>>29706413
yeah me too
Pop quiz: Where are Twilight and Spike from originally?
>>29705221
>Trixie Chapterbook thread is STILL alive
It has become immortal
>>29706440
Lauren Faust
>>29706440
G1 MLP
>>29706440
>>29706440
Canterlot
>>29706440
their mothers' vaginas
Would Discord be a fan of Andy Kaufman? I mean, they're both massive trolls.
>>29706489
Discord has a shitty lolrandumb sense of humor, which means that he probably likes Dane Cook, Russel Howard and the American Whose Line is it Anyway.
>>29705326
>A statement on their website read: "The sex-affection of a person can not be provided by a doll. They are different and compatible services. They do not communicate.
>"They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you.”
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police
>>29706498Yet
>>29706498
>>"They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you.”
They are prostitues, not shrinks.
>>29706498
>They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you
Neither do prostitutes. Program a robot to do that and these "sex workers" would go obsolete the very same day.
>>29706449
That thing is gonna hit bump limit for sure. I wonder what about that book is keeping the thread alive, but Trixiefags must just be especially fervent about that thread for whatever reason.
Good for them if they liked the book that much I suppose.
>>29706542
Would you stick your dick in a Twibot modified to moan and say sexy things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLPiUs5yiQ
>>29706587
People used to fuck that Lyra plushie when all it had was a functional hole, anon
>>29706542
Yet another job made obsolete by robots
When will these sex doll makers finally cash in and make life size pony dolls
Someone is willing to spend thousands on a life sized Celestia fuckdoll with realistic rimmable ponut and cuddlable horsey coat
>>29706587
Without a doubt. This is as close as we get to the real thing in the foreseeable future. Maybe in combination with VR we can finally be with the poner we desire.
>>29706587
Anon at this point I'd stick my dick in anything that won't chaff it and maybe even that wouldn't stop me, why are you asking these ridiculous questions
>Weird Al's New "Medium Rarities" Will Include "The Super Duper Party Pony" Track
do you like medium rarities?
or do you prefer them to be small or large?
>>29706654
>large
>>29706668
tirek 2.0
>>29706673
Is this pony in a constant state of unfing or does he only unf at sumbling upon something that reminds him of T H I C C?
>>29706654
i prefer rarity to be large, sweaty from a workout, and hovering her nice big butt in front of my face for me to sniff and lick
>>29706685
if he's anything like me, random words are enough to make him unf and get hard even in public situations
>>29706587
>That's the best Hasbro could manage.
>Meanwhile a bunch of Russians got a legit Sweetie Bot in the making at a hundredth of the price.
princesssealestia
>>29706710
>Russians.
It has a skeleton of an actual pony in it...
>>29706654
I like my Rarities in all sizes but a large one is probably better forcuddlingand sex
>>29706690
Females are incapable of sweating, or smelling, or farting.
>>29706711
So...
How much is Twilight going to fli her shit when she sees sirens again and it gets awkward real fast?
>>29706685
Most of the time he follows Femanon around. She'd be going about her day when she hears an UUUUH THICKER in the distance.
>I hate that guy!
>>29706737
they aren't sirens, and this isn't a griffonPer legend, all hippogriffs are by definition the result of griffin-equine mating.
unf
this is going to be such a waifuable character
tough and hot military chick
>>29706747
Twiggs sees fins and horse and assumes they are sirens.
She calls them like she sees them.
>>29706757
>That accent.
>Milf.
My body isn't ready.
>>29706734
if that were true it would make me very sad
>>29706757
i like her horsey muzzle
>Just got to watch yesterday's LWA episode.
Goddammit, now I want some Celtic myhtology in MLP.
Hug the filly
I don't think ponies should be for lewd
>>29706861
Love the filly.
>All this yellow
>>29706876
>>29706893
Yais
>>29706918
How come is so small, yet she has her cutie mark already?
>>29706901
it is always a good time for the flutter
>>29706928
How come she*
Anyways, Zipporwhill a qt.
>>29706928
some ponies find their purpose early
some never do
>>29706928
She is tinypon and/or an early bloomer
>>29706747
>Per legend, all hippogriffs are by definition the result of griffin-equine mating.
>>29706933
>>29706937
>>29706953
>white girl
>dog paw tattoo
>>29706953
>zipporwhill has a tiny filly mom
>>29706963
what
A Flurry of Emotions premieres Saturday, April 22 at 11:30a/10:30c
After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But
with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best
Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
•Rock Solid Friendship premieres Saturday, April 29 at 11:30a/10:30c
When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make
sure her sister sees that it
has more to offer than just rocks.
>>29706966
>you will never have a tiny filly mom
>>29706963
that's hilarious when you put it that way
she's such an OC it hurts
her dad, too
>>29706969
Chh, nothing.Can't believe you don't know
>>29706973
>filly mom wearing a too-large apron, yelling at you to come down for dinner
>she's made a dinner of candy and pancakes
>it's the best she could do with her clumsy hooves
>she's not very good at being a mom but she tries
>>29706971
>Those synopses
>More Flurry and Maud
S7 hasn't even started and it's already shit.
>>29706971
>Maud might move to Ponyville
oh fuck does that mean we'll see maud all the time? i am hype
>>29706971
>>•Rock Solid Friendship premieres Saturday, April 29 at 11:30a/10:30c
>When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make
>sure her sister sees that it
>has more to offer than just rocks.
Yes
>Maud might move to Ponyville
Y E S
Why do they keep pushing Maud? She's a one-note character.
>>29706971
will we see flurry age-progressed?
>>29707007
Because I am too.
>>29707007
Why do they keep pushing Applejack? She's a one-note character
>>29707007
>>29707013
I want Flurry to be a filly already.
>>29707007
She's a fairly new character and they push all of those.
>>29707013
I hope so, I don't like the baby models at all
>>29707022
>"How do we make her even more lesbian?"
>'Add frills in her hair!'
>"HOLY SHIT YOU GET A PROMOTION!"
The problem I have with the synopses is that they both look extremely predictable. Twilight is going to have trouble with Flurry and learn not to juggle so many things at once, and Maud is going to decide not to move to Ponyville.
>>29707022
am I an edgy faggot if I think that those war designs where good?
>>29707033
When do you think we get a CMC episode with her?
>>29707044
Yes.
>>29707044
No?
>>29707044
maybe
>>29707029
>born a princess
what will her childhood be like?
>>29707044
Can you repeat the question?
>>29707044
the crystal war was the most badass timeline
would love to see a whole spinoff set in this world
Pony countdown thing update when?
hello
are there ponies here
>>29707125
Yeah, there's a pony here.
>>29707125
>>29707064
>pseudo edgy war is hell world
>not the rule of NMM
please
>>29707202
>>29707202
Can I get like a dozen eggs?
>>29707287
what are you going to do with Dash eggs
>>29707292
MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES
>>29707297
You must choose one pony to die heroically during this season.
>>29707398
Celestia
>>29707398
Twilight. Let her be free of this shitfest.
>>29707398
>>29707415
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends. Except Fluttershy, Fluttershy gonna die.
>>29707414
She is already dead inside
Tiny colts.
>>29707469
>>29707029
>Flurry becomes a filly
I know what MLPG would look like for the next weeks at least
>>29707575
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Filly researched the Jump Drive
>>29707575
Well, filly princesses are great. And it would spawn lots of art.
>>29707297
>>29707606
I don't know where you stole those from but pegasi don't lay eggs
>>29707606
Celestia demands a cake made of Pega eggs.
>>29707578I do.
>>29707657
My ultimate top kekaiku is coming together
Soon I will marry ALL of the ponies!
>>29707679
like one at a time or just one giant ceremony
>>29707606
I was just uh admiring them yeah that's all
>>29707695
so the spell DOES exist, you lied to me Twilight
>>29707695
Snug them both.
>>29707727
how does aj's hat stay on underwater?
>>29707768
Applemancy
>>29707768
apples
>>29707757
wow i can't believe aj fucking killed her parents
>>29707757
I don't remember this episode.
Can I talk about the time when I had a near death expirience and I talked to Pinkie Pie, might be too /x/ but it involves ponies so...
>>29708006
Do tell
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Horse pussy
>>29708018
PONE UNFORTUNATE SOULS
IT'S SAD, BUT BOOP
>>29708032
there is nothing sad about properly moderated booping
>>29708016
I became insulin dependent back in 2013. In 2015 I was so NEET that I didn't hard shower or eat. Then I remember fading in and out between of my conscientiousness and third-eye and that's when Panka Pi came to me and said not to worry and not to give up and die. She was standing in ponyville across from a bridge and I think there was a big tree over her because there was a lot of shade.
I guess being a NEET you sorta dream and fantasize about these kind of things but it was a really fucking intense experience so I thought I'd at least tell some people who could probably understand what that kind of shit feels like.
/blog
>>29708097
>Then I remember fading in and out between of my conscientiousness and third-eye
what does this mean
>>29708109
I guess the best way to describe it is it was all in my imagination. It was a different feeling than normal thought because I didn't feel in control of it. It really felt like I was on the fringe of existence and I could have just left everything behind and just went to the other side. Delusions and poor health doesn't validate any of this as "absolute proof" but it's really hard to talk about it with normies ree.
>>29708097
Neat! Dying sounds awesome!
>>29708097
At least Pinkie was there to set you straight. Hope everything is going better now.
>nobby is secretly goat
I KNEW IT
>>29708097
>Pinkie Pie saved your life
>after death Equestria is waiting for you
Neat
>>29708228
>nobby does non-secretly hat us
I knew it
>>29708163
I know right.
Does anyone else just test-suicide, like putting a gun without bullets in your mouth and pulling the trigger, or going to a cliff and inching slowly towards the edge and then leaving or fasten a noose, get on a chair, get your head in there and just pull by going down on your knees while still standing on the chair so you feel that you can't breathe anymore
>>29708269
No
What the fuck
>>29708277
Oh.
Maybe it's just me then
>>29708269
I tend to concentrate on the train tracks at the station, trying to imagine what it'd be like.
But I honestly think that's curiosity rather than genuine suicidal thoughts.
>>29708214
It's going alright now. Cured my NEET by just going out and getting a job at a movie theater. It's going to be fun to bully all of those dumbass kids who go in thinking they know everything and me having like a Dan Vs. episode yelling "DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW" so can't wait it'll be fun.
Thanks pink pone.
>>29708269
I almost got hit by a truck and the only thing I could think of in that split second was"I don't want a cop or an EMT to get this weed in my pocket."
>>29708269
I'm too scared to commit suicide, otherwise I would have already done it. I just hope when I die I don't lose the light of the ponies.
https://www.mlpmerch.com/2017/03/new-my-little-pony-happy-meal-toys-in.html
>>29708305
Ha! Brains are weird.
>>29708317
Where the hell's yellow?
>Filly
>>29708377
>14 hours later
Now that's dedication
>>29708269
Uh. No?
>>29708383
I just got home from work and I'm ready to educate anons on how much of a faggot they are for not breeding their waifu
>>29708305
DUDE
>>29708377
>>29708386
Why are pregfags so fucking obnoxious?
>>29708386
breeding is gay though
creating new sapient life is the greatest crime you could ever willingly commit aside from murder
>>29708393
Why are you so awful to your waifu that you wouldn't have a child with her? I'm calling the police
>>29708396
We're in equestria anon, easily the best place to raise a child compared to the world we live in. I'd kill to take my guns with me to equestria and marry my horse wife
How many fillies have you filled withcandytoday?
Cumming deep inside is the final act of dominance and it's great. Don't care about the pregnancy aspect.
>>29708409
z e r o
y o u
f a j i t
>>29708392
SWEET
>he can't impregnate his waifu
>>29708430
>breezies
>not shit
>>29708317
>Good looking figurines.
>Have to visit McDonalds for them.
That's just mean. We haven't even got those new Kinder eggs anon collected a week or so back.
>>29708305
>cop
might care
>EMT
eave it in your pocket because it's not their business but might have to give it to the police if they are there
>>29708430
Yes, none of you can
That's not how genetics work
#YesAllRussians
>>29708449
>That's not how genetics work
Anon, you're in equestria. There's magic and shit, are you going to tell me right now you would not get magic done to impregnate your waifu?
>>29708449
If hippogryphs and hippocampi can exist, so can hipposapiens.
>>29708407
I like you, you're my nigga.
>>29708470
none of them are crossbreeds in the show though, they are all distinct species
Okay but what happens if
You impregnate the horse human
Then she becomes the horse
>>29708449
>when a filly with an extra 36 chromosomes is near me
>>29708541
I want to impregnate Sunset Shimmer
and then plan out the house with an interior designer together
>>29708554
tex was so good at hands
>>29708567
do you want them up your butt anon
how often you you look at hands for butt potential
>>29708559
Pony killed 16 Changelingslovakians!
She was an interior designer
>>29708559
I do not give you permission to fill my wife with children
Only I may do that
>>29708097
you gotta get in that keto diet
>>29708580
good horse
>>29708578
>>29708580
Cuck, no one asked you
Captcha: Sunset cimiter
>>29708576
What
No, that's just weird. I was just saying he was really good at drawing. What's your problem?
>>29708567
All i'm capable of seeing is the horse
>>29708576
All the time
Anal Sex: The Motion Picture Soundtrack
>>29708514
Says you, and you don't know nothing.
>>29708671
Weird, I thought that started after the tripfags show up
>>29708711
Hey don't knock anal sex until you've had a dick up your ass
>>29708721
The only way to truly appreciate anal sex the ost is withschiity audio
>>29708738
>>29708738
You mean this? schiit.com
>>29708824
heh.
EXTRA THICC
>>29708880
ANON, NO
Thicc is already too much!
filly is playing the Undertale OST again
>>29709025
Why is she so little
I thought she was like 6 it 7 feet tall
Hugging ponies is good for you
>>29709181
They have no official height Anon.
We know their heights relative to each other and the objects in their world, but for all we know Celestia could be just 10 inches tall
>>29709197
8 ft candy cane
>>29709213
too bad they have hooves and not feet, they sure as fuck don't use humans' feet as a unit of measurement
>>29709213
And what human did the ponies use to determine the length of a foot before standardizing it?
>>29709213
I never did understand that, because she's looking at it and assuming, not actually measuring it.
So her measurements might be off, and even then, they have hooves, not feet.
I don't know.
>>29709197
>>29709213
>>29709245
One day you know one of the ponies is just going to offhand mention their height/weight or something and all the figures for this stuff goes out the window.
I half expected there to be something like, there's a Wonderbolts trading card with Spitfires measurements on it this season AND THEN WE'D ALL KNOW
every time I draw Twilight I forget the wings
Come up with names for hoofball teams for these locations:
Canterlot
Manehattan
Appleoosa
Fillydelphia
Vanhoover
>>29709257
It would be irrelevant.
The 8ft Candy Cane already was enough to get somewhat exact measurements no matter how you measure that candy cane.
The problem is that there is literally no way for us to know if the unit of measurement they use is the equivalent of ours.
Unless Twilight just fucking recites the definition of a meter and it's the same as ours, and then also proceeds to define a second and state the speed of light, or the show staff just comes and gives us an exact number, the ponies will always be the size you want them to be
>>29709278
>Twilight
>wings
what are you talking about? unicorns don't have wings.
>>29709278
I don't see the problem
>>29709292
We can kind of assume that their speed of light is the same as ours
Every time I draw Rainbow Dash I forget her horn and regalia
>>29709257
I know, and I can't wait for it.
>>29709285
Canterlot Guards/Knights(Take your pick)
Manehattan Giants(LOL REF)
Appleoosa Ranchers
Fillydelphia Manticores
Vanhoover Ursas
>>29709303
I honestly didn't expect anyone to give a serious reply.
Works for me.
>>29709301
tag yourself, me on the left
Will you assholes quit telling my mom she's b-big, or that 'it's time'.
>>29709303
I'd say Canterlot Lancers would be better since unicorns can poke things with their horns.
>>29709298
remember twilight?
>>29709311
she's not a small pony
>>29709313
I think Appleoosa Outlaws would be better.
>>29709292
>The problem is that there is literally no way for us to know if the unit of measurement they use is the equivalent of ours.
I mean probably?
In Season there was not a single mention of Months or even Days of the week. Season 2 was when they first started using them. At that point I started thinking its a safe assumption.
It's not like they're going to use some weird, made up system like metric or something
>>29709321
>S2 was when they first mentioned months
3 MONTHS OF WINTER COOLNESS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>29709213
The 8 foot tall candy cane is a poor reference
Better to measure them against the average size of various objects and animals in their environment, but even that isn't very reliable
I like to imagine they come up to about waist high on an Equestria Girl
>>29709321
>>29709332
DYEWTS YOU BRONY FUCK
>>29709313
Yeah, but I was wondering more or less on making it semi-regal.
Course we could always call them the Canterlot Royals and just lol, regal.
>>29709318
I'd keep Outlaws for Dodge Junction. But that's just me.
>>29709311
Princess Celestia has a very busy schedule and we have to remind her whenit's time
>>29709334
>poor reference
>posts the literally most useless one
>>29709342
How about Appleoosa Bandits?
>>29709334
Yes.
Because the average size of apples here is the same as in the magical world where apples ranged from "normal" to twice the size of Applejack.
Does it really matter how big the ponies are?
>>29709349
It depends on how big the league is.
If you're just doing 8 teams, might not be a good idea to have two super related team names.
How many hoofball teams could there be in Equestria though?
>>29709332
omfg the NAMES of the month
they didn't say November December January
>>29709356
the ponies should be at least the size of large horses
>>29709356
Well I want to know if I'll need a stool or if I'll need to kneel to fuck them
>>29709363
I imagine hoofball as being like baseball, because Spike mentions hoofball cards, and trading cards are usually associated with baseball.
Like the MLB, the hoofball league has 2 leagues, the Equestrian league and the National league.
(I just wrote down a fictional sports league for a little girls' show. How autistic am I?)
>>29709356
It does matter for imagining how big they are during hugs and other things
>>29709384
National?
I think they'd just be more content to have a West and an East league and split the teams down the sides.
Though we don't know how many teams would be in each league.
Unless the total number of teams is greater than 20, I'd watch out throwing two similar team names like Bandits and Outlaws, especially in the same league.
>>29709356
I want to be able to pick up a filly or colt and hug them and be hugged back.
>>29709399
Like the American League and the National League.
We /sp/?
Hahahfucking kill me
WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING SHOW AND SETTING DISCUSSION, KEEP GOING YOU FAGGOTS
>>29709384
What's interesting to me is we've seen an actual football back in the Iron Pony Competition for Fall Weather Friends, long before they decided to Quidditch it up.
>>29709399
We also need to add a few more city names: Las Pegasus, Trottingham and Cloudsdale come to mind
>>29709408
Yeah, I know but the American League in that case started off as a minor system that became a major league.
It wasn't always AL and NL.
>>29709412
>niners
Oh shit who else 18/f/ca here
>>29709311
Will you start being interesting or entertaining at all?
>>29709415
>KEEP GOING YOU FAGGOTS
No, someone post cute stallions pls
Pony size arguments are the most autistic thing ever
And taking the phrase "8 foot tall candy cane" literally is extremely autistic
>>29709433
Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>29709415
Its not a rare thing anonymous
>>29709415
Ah, shit, Uh...
Las Pegasus Aces(Card joke)
Cloudsdale Lightning
Trottingham Arrows(I can't recall what Trottingham is famous for specifically, I know it's based on Nottingham)
Kissu
>>29709470
smoochy
>>29709470
such hungry smooch slut
>>29709292
>the ponies will always be the size you want them to be
MY
LITTLE
PONY
>>29709457
Which would be Equestrian League and which would be National League?
>>29709492
I'm sorry if posting .webms from the show triggers you this much
>>29709492
Anon, this was the gay /soc/ thread before that gay /soc/ threadBut I agree completely
>>29709498
I'd rather just split it between Western and Eastern leagues, TBQH. But maybe that's just me.
>>29709517
Is that one of the things from the Witch Macadamia you guys like
>>29709498
Equestria is their nation so wouldn't an Equestrian League be the same thing as a National League?
>>29709505
>But I agree completely
I don't get why every other dumb fetish can get posted but not even slightly lewd gay pictures get this sort of strong reaction
>>29709532
Eastern/Western works better. So, which would be Western and which would be Eastern?
>>29709538
America is our nation, so wouldn't an American League be the same thing as a National League?
>>29709538
>America is their nation so wouldn't an American League be the same as a National League?
>>29709547
Here's a map for reference
I'm not sure there's enough towns to have two leagues.
>>29709544
because they were posted in a way that could easily be construed as a deliberate attempt to derail the discussion anon was having
>>29709549
>>29709547
Sorry I don't follow baseball, I didn't realize they used such moronic conventions
Its like having a Florida league vs a Sunshine State League
>>29709560
Roseluck is an ugly pony.
>>29709565
You have an ugly opinion
>>29709557
Yeah, I'm only counting 15 or so teams.
You could still split them into divisions, but two leagues would be overkill.
>>29709560
I mean, most people can follow two post threads at once and I'm pretty sure most people here don't know enough about baseball to contribute to the sports discussion
>>29709557
We can't include Griffonstone, because it's HOOFball.
>>29709576
They're allowed in the Equestria games...
Filly Roseluck.
>>29709565
That's just plain wrong
>>29709579
The equestria games was more akin to the olympics though
I don't think hoofball was even an event
>>29709565
Literally wrong. Roseluck is very pretty.
I believe you meant to say this technicolor mess
>>29709583
I want to deflower her, if you know what I mean.
>>29709574
I would imagine most bronies don't watch sports.
>>29709588
All three are very pretty flower horses you knave
>>29709594
I don't follow beisabol
What would be the hoofball rivalries? I say Canterlot-Manehattan.
>>29709332
and awesome holidays ^_^
>you will never have a filly baseball team
>>29709415
>metaposting
what the filly is up my griphon bros
>>29709613
Canterlot would have rivalries with a lot of teams.
Fillydelphia-Manehattan
Ponyville-Appleoosa
>>29709620
I'm imagining the Bad News Bears, but with fillies.
>>29709595
Not with that green hair are you out of your mind
HOW ABOUT DEM BEARS
>>29709579
>Equestria games
how dare you give me ptsd of hat cringe
>>29709657
I'm gonna call it a night.
Good day, /mlp/.
>>29709648
I speak the TRUTH
Colton agrees
>>29709632
But Manehattan would be their main rival.
filly's power level is like
super high
Pony is worried that she'll lose her pony insurance and won't be able to afford her pony treatments.
>>29709670
colton is a weenie and he's an asparagus lover (the most uncool of all vegetables)
>>29709798
OVER THE LINE
Computer, simulate a 2017 4chan thread about cartoon horses
Disable security protocols
>>29709798
stop stealing FlyingSaucer filenames
>>29709809
you can't just "own" a filename, man
>>29709818
lucky son of a button's mom
>>29709809
What are you talking about? Those are all MY filenames.
>>29709924
What is this horse counterfeiting
>>29709943
Knock off ponies
>>29709962
Some kind of Chineighs knock offs?!
http://blackjrxiii.tumblr.com/post/158644715660/evil-sisters-this-was-supposed-to-be-this-months
>>29709970
Yes
>>29709993
as much as I love giant cocks
I really don't care for this sort of thing
but here: https://derpibooru.org/1392623
>>29709999
How much lead is in the paint?!
>>29710056
Its all lead. Lead with coloring dye in it.
>>29709993
oh sweet my dose of guilty pleasure just arrived
I wish he'd make another longer animation like the TwilightxTrixie or RarityxNMR again though
>>29710070I want to see more cumshots where the balls tense
Filly cunny
>>29710137
cutest ship, or cutest ship?
>>29710091that one part where Twilight sucks on her cumming cock was my fap fuel for weeks
Futa on female is overdone but tolerable.
Futa on Futa is just gay. Twice as gay as futa on male.
>>29710186
>>29705221
Here (You) go issac
>>29710240
IIIIIIIIIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC
>>29710238
That happen when the fillies cheerleader don't wear cute cotton panties to cover their filly bit
There could be a filly hidden in your room and you would never know.
How would ponies throw a baseball with hooves?
>>29710269
a baseball cannon, duh
>>29710275
Maybe I could make them anthro.
>>29710282
maybe you can shut up
>>29710235
>>29710235
Futa on futa features the same male to female genital ratio as standard MF with extra tiddies.
>>29710300
There's nothing wrong with anthro.
>>29710307
Futa/Futa is for people who are too chickenshit to draw futa/male or just straight up male/male.
Especially when both futas have balls. If you're going to draw a female-bodied person taking it up the poopchute, you don't NEED to add a dick there, do you?
>>29710282
You should probably just give up entirely before you do that
>>29710255
Does cryingboy ever escape that hellish basement?
>>29710326
no the conclusion is that he is already dead the end
how do i have the best nethack experience
New thread
>>>dracco.myfilly.com/us
>>29710331
what a shitty conclusion
>>29710304
>>29710343
poor coke pony
>>29710316
But what if you like the aesthetic of both a female body and a throbbing horsecock?
>>29710352
>>29710352
Then just have a chick be fucked by a horse. It's not rocket science.
25 DAYS
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
>>29710385
Anon
just no
>>29710385
>http://mlpg.co/countdown/
what a cute seahorse
>>29710324
If I have to make the characters anthro for it to work, should I just scrap my idea?
>>29710219https://derpibooru.org/1380175
>>29710392
WHEN YOU'RE IN DISTRESS
>>29710418
why do you subject me to these horrors anon
>>29710413
Well it would defeat the whole point of the pony thing
I mean if you just want to do bipeds you could do the EQG thing and keep it pony related but all the charm would be gone
>>29710425
You subject yourself to them
I was trying to subject the other anon to that one
>>29710368
But you don't get to enjoy the dick when it's buried inside her. That's why you need futa on futa. Enjoy that majestic cumming horsecock, regular intercourse and two cuties all at once.
>>29710439
ugh
>>29710436
Thanks for subjecting me. Already seen it of course, bu I gotta say this one is pretty good.
The one with Lotus and Aloe is good for a short loop as well.
>>29710439
It's like you don't like x-ray shots, Anon.
What a fucking pleb.
>>29710462
Oh I do and prefer them when available. But it's double the fun this way. Plus, when the futa on the receiving end is just letting it flail or jerks herself off, that's some extra hotness.
>>29710477
I'm afraid we're forced to disagree, Anon. Fu/Fu is just not for me. Hell, I'm tired of seeing Fu/F everywhere, too. I'm just too desensitized to it.
>>29710484
wh-what does that button do
>>29710491
>>29710491
boop
>>29710485
You mean you don't like erotic straight/lesbian set-ups have the girls with surprise penises out of nowhere? What are you, gay?
>>29710491
It boops, duh.
>>29710484
>>29710502
>>29710505
Whoa there calm down that is an awful lot of boopin
>>29710510
No, Anon, I'm just tired.
>>29710522
Come to think of it, the only honorable thing left
>>29710485
That's completely fine. Frankly I still prefer my porn either straight, lesbian or rarely futa/female. It's only when I masturbate too much and start getting more perverse I start seeing the appeal and go for shit like this.
>>29710533
I wish it were that simple.
But no.
>>29710535
I end up goingmore zoologically inclined directions. Large insertions/xenophilia are great.
>>29710219
>>29710418link to the twilight one?
>>29710582
>>29710582
>>29710582
How's your first day of Spring?
>>29710548
yeah, I can dig that as well.
>>29710559
https://derpibooru.org/1129333?q=artist%3Ablackjr%2C+ts
it's part of this, follow the links
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.