These ponies sure are sexy

Daym girl you so sexy you so fine just wanna make you mine Starlight Glimmer

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>>29696440
They sure are.

>>29696440
yes.

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>>29696440
>>29696449
>Dashfags will defend this

>>29696477
MOOOOOOOOOODS

>>29696477
>Shithorse Glimmer

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ikr

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>>29696440
Ponies are for tender loving.

>>29696477
>>29696495
no guys it's fine it's glimmer, mods won't ban it

>>29696507
I would pound the sophisticated ass into oblivion

>>29696511
And lots of rough, passionate sex

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I want to have passionate, loving sex with Rarity.

>>29696610
I bet she is super kinky in bed

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>>29696440
I like their bums

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>>29696440
You're goddamn right they are. My dick is going to explode one of these days.

>>29696653
I bet she is super kinky standing up

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>>29696653
Her expectations of romance are super-conservative and proper, so I actually imagine her being really tame at first

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>>29696761
I imagine she's super polite and proper when dating but when she's in bed she turns into an animal.

>>29696475
Defend what, her fat ass? I'd destroy it.
Then again, not a Dashfag

>there was a time when we didn't want to have sex with cartoon horses

I wonder if things could have turned out differently all those years ago

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>>29696942
>implying you should go back in time and give up wondrous horse pussy and be a normie

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>>29696477

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>>29696942
Where were you when you realised every event that ever happens in this world is a script in an advanced computer simulation? Horsefuckery was inevitable.

>>29696942
It doesn't happen instantly. But once you start clopping you can't go back.

>>29696942
I wanted to fuck Pokemon before that. This is a step up, if anything.

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>>29696477

>>29696992
I want to be normal

There is nothing wrong with being normal

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>>29697110
But if you're normal, you can't like this.

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>>29696841
well she is a whore after all

>>29697116
I not wanting to fuck that pone is normal, then I don't wanna be normal

>>29697530
Why though? Wouldn't you rather not be excluded from social groups? Get invited to parties and kiss real girls?

This is all fantasy. Weird and perverted fantasy, at that.

>>29697682
>not hiding your power level

>>29697530
look at it this way anon. If you became a normie, you'd be going with the flow, like lemmings or a school of fish does. Sure, there is the chance that you may go on to have a nice wife, nice job, continue your bloodline with children, all that good stuff. However, there is also the chance of divorce, alimony, child support, having money and life sucked out of you, all that bad stuff. There is also sticking with pone and entertaining the fantasy of wanting to make love to maud pie, gently upskirt fucking her as she maintains her stonefaced demeanor without faltering. This is just my pessimistic perspective though, which I think no one else should have, but just do what makes you happy.

>>29697682
I'm 30 years old. I've had sex with 7 different women, hold down a steady job, and have a decent sized group of friends. But when I'm alone in the privacy of my home, I like to fantasize about fucking colorful cartoon ponies. You CAN have it both ways, Anon.

>>29697110
True.
CONVERSELY
There is nothing wrong with being whatever the fuck we are.

And being normal wouldn't make you happy.
Everything in life that I thought was the key to becoming happy, has never satisfied me. You don't "become" happy by being normal, or by finding a perfect woman/man/horse. You can only let yourself "be" happy, by accepting that you are just as special as every other human on this god-forsaken planet, and that you deserve to be happy, normal be damned. You learn to be happy with yourself, and that enjoying other things is a nice bonus, but is neither necessary nor sufficient to being happy.

Instead of being weird and wishing you were normal, or being normal and wishing things would get a little weird, just be weird and enjoy the fact that you get to BE, and try to find peace in being.

I am from russia and I would rather die than become a normie. I don't want to drink vodka, hang out with bydlo and vote for Putin. Ponies is the only thing that keeps me sane here.

>>29697984
>Doesn't want to vote for Putin
Literally why?

>>29697791
I wish I could be happy with myself

I just hate myself so much. I hate the pathetic loser failure that I am and wish I could wipe my mind so I could change myself completely and fundamentally as a person.

I wish I was never fucking born.

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>>29696477

>being a glimmerfag

>>29698194
not a glimmerfag, but I have to admit that is a pretty mare pussy and ponut

>>29698143
Anon, you can change who you are, you just have to work at it.
If you're bad in social situations, put yourself out there more, talk to people, strike up conversations whenever possible, or just compliment people.
If you're unfit, eat healthier, exercise, and have good posture.
If you think you lack skills, take up writing or drawing or anything, if you practice a little everyday it's amazing how fast you can get good at something.
If you're depressed, realize there are people who care, or who can care, if you open up and state how you feel.
Your life is all you have Anon, don't make the same mistakes others have made and waste it.

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>>29698143
heres some pink pone for those feels

>>29698581
It's not wasting it if it's worthless anyway.

I wish I wasn't such a pussy beta bitch who can only act even remotely tough behind a keyboard on an anonymous Bulgarian doodle emporium. I wish I wasn't so convinced that I'm despised by everyone I know and they're all talking about how much they hate me when I'm not around.

I wish I turned out differently and not who I am right now. Assisted suicide should be made more widely available for people like me. I fucking hate living this life so much. It's not worth living.

>>29698689
You are not doomed to be the person you are forever. And you aren't despised by everyone. You just have to reach out, to get the help and motivation you deserve. You matter to lots of people, more than you'll ever know, including this board. Maybe you should talk to your family about these feelings.

>>29698689
Good night Anon, stay safe.

>>29696477
>up for seven hours
Do we have mods?

>>29696841
>turns into an animal
you know she's a horse, right?

requesting RqG green where the characters become ponies when sexually aroused.

>>29698810
What's the use of mods on a board of shit?

>>29698143
>>29698689
Here's something you can try. Focus on one thing, and never let go or be shit at it. Eventually it will force you to be a decent person because doing a thing extremely well gives you a window of opportunity or forces you to interact with people and improve yourself or gets you out of your comfort zone.

Essentially you hack your brain's autism to your advantage. Works for me.

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>>29696440

>>29698939
What, though

What do you do?

>>29697265
+1

>>29696992
But what good is it when it's all just a fantasy.

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>>29698689
Goddamn, this is something I relate to all too well. I honestly can't tell you why I haven't done my best Kurt Cobain impression yet. I keep telling myself that I've got friends, caring family, and a bright future, but giving any one of those thoughts more attention just shows that I'm wrong.

I've dedicated my entire life to nothing but school work in hopes of finding a better, happier, and easier life later on. But my academic efforts only seem to be driving me further and further away from any hopes of an enjoyable future with each passing day. The good news is that my life looks good on a piece of paper. My life makes for a piss fucking boring resume, but that's not usually what an employer makes their decisions on when it comes to hiring. I dress nice enough, I smell nice enough, and they don't think I'm very likely to use the office building as a shooting range, despite looking like the offspring of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

My whole life as I know it is a literal joke, a man who works hard to go far only to fail at every possible opportunity. They say the drug monkeys in high school are the biggest failures society can produce, but at least those sorts of people can look back at their lives and say that they enjoyed something. No matter how fucking stupid or degenerative it might have been, those people at least knew what it meant to be happy at some point.

But in the mean time, I think I'll just smile and wave my way through life. After all, if everyone else thinks I'm happy, they're happy in return, and who am I to take that away from them? It doesn't matter that 7 different anti-depressant trials haven't fixed my problems, they say its bound to get better.

>don't worry anon, high school will be better
>don't worry anon, college will be better
>don't worry anon, having a job will be better

The only thing I know that will ever be guaranteed to be there for me in life, is the end. And you know what, that doesn't sound half bad.

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>>29698143
>>29698689
>>29699607
Don't be so hard on yourselves. As much as you think you're alone or unlikable it's not really true. If you guys like ponies, it doesn't matter who you are, to me you're pretty likable already. Even if you like Glimmer It's not much but it's something.

>>29699607
>>>/r9k/

>>29696507
Those eyes tell me to take what is mine by conquerors right.

>>29699607
Learn to find happiness in contentment.
Nearly everyone else had to when they learned they can't all be president.

What's with all the /r9k/ users on this board lately? I wish they would they fuck off already, they're cancer.

>>29699755
Moody teenagers from Reddit.

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>>29699607
>>29699698
>>29698689
>>29698143
Are we fucking Tumblr now?
>Oh woe is me my life sucks xddd
>Oh it's okay bby you're perfect they just don't understand you I love you you're perfect
Fucking off yourselves. No one cares about your oh-so-horrible teenage angst and /mlp/ isn't your personal fucking blog.

>>29699756
>Moody teenagers from Reddit.

Wait, have Redditors taken over this board now too? Please tell me they haven't

>>29699764
They took over this place back in 2014, friend. Only reason I haven't left is because infinitychan mlp is dead and cancerous, and ponychan is just cancer.

>>29699762
Thank you Anon, I was thinking something along the lines of this.

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>>29699762
You sound a bit grump, do you need a hug?

>>29699775
>Faggot teenager trying to be smug
Once again, off yourself. You're the exact reason this board has gone down the shitter.

>>29699773
>They took over this place back in 2014

Welp, I guess its time to find a new home board.

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>>29699779
Come on anon, where's your love and tolerance?

>>29699779
This is a good board if you have the right filters. Sure, it may be a little slow, but I say too slow is better than too fast. You wouldn't want new threads to be 404'd in five minutes, would you?
>>29699780
You're stuck here just like the rest of us. No matter where you go, the redditors will follow you.

>>29699786
Not him, but neck yourself, please.

Also, can we please fucking DDoS Reddit or something? Would something like that be possible? Reddit is pure cancer, and so are its users.

>>29699762
exactly.

When you want to die, you don't cry on a fucking pony board, you just die, because you really want to.

>>29699755
>>29699756
>>29699762
>>29699764
>>29699773
>>29699774
>>29699779
>>29699780
>>29699793
>>29699811
>>29699812
THERE'S the response I was expecting. Took long enough

I was getting concerned that no one was calling me out on my hugboxing.

Don't worry, I'll do it soon.

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>>29699861
you have to love the anon right in the tolerance

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>>29699886

>>29699886
delete this

>>29699762
I was just worried the guy was going to do something irrational if somebody didn't say anything.

>>29699963
>an anonymous post on a Sri Lankan origami bathroom stall would stop someone from offing themselves
Doubtful

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>>29698955

Your heart may belong to Rarity but tonight your ass belongs to me

>>29696507
Even the pillow has a boner.

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>>29697657

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>>29700303
>no subway
you disgust me anon

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>>29700364

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>>29700433

>>29700510
Source?

>>29700522
https://www.google.ch/search?q=spy+meme&client=firefox-b-ab&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiptdPI8OLSAhVBkywKHSIVAOAQsAQIGw&biw=952&bih=1062#tbm=isch&q=pony+subway&*&imgrc=_

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>>29697753

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>>29697753
Out

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>>29700510
Which is better:
>ice cream made from mare milk
or
>a hoagie made with mare meat

>>29702422
So your amazing choices are either
>Hot fetish material that also tastes good
vs
>Butchering a pony
Man, I really have to think about this one huh

>>29702554
>Butchering a pony
You actually do need to think about it a little more. What he's implying doesn't involve any kind of cutting.

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>>29702422
icecream