Satyr Abomination Thread #202: Bad Pickup Artist Edition

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AYOOOOOO

>>29750588
>Some cunt image spammed to be able to make a new thread
You'se a bitch.

>>29750669
Im the OP but I wasnt the one spamming images. That was somebody else.

Nive.

>>29750599
Gabby is such a cutie. Prime cocksock/broodmother material. Would repeatedly fill with satyrs.

>>29750850
You know in those 80s-90s movies where the guys treat a girl like one of their own? Imagine that, where they forget "oh shit! You got boobies!"

>>29751006
but how do her sphynx stack up

>>29751071
Hmm, hard to give a good average, because I'd make damn sure she had a new litter every, what's the in between of human and lion gestation?
About 7 months.
I'd give her a new litter every 7 months.

>>29751067
You mean Mulan?

>>29751098
YES. Exactly like Mulan. What with the talking dragons and the cross dressing and the mass genocide of humans in the snow. Perfect comparison.

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>>29750187
>>29751067
This sounds very familiar There's even a second girl

>>29751266
>Jackies boobs
God damn man.

>>29751266
I bet he's got a thing going with Hekapoo as well.

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>>29751266
>Petunia on left
>Feather on right

If we are just going by bust size anyway

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I fucking hate bunnies so fucking much
with that said
>>29750588
i been wondering, what's the age of thorn?or common design? everytime i see her, she has a different style, face or even height

>>29751746
Still can't add to the thread without crying about content you don't like huh?

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>>29751746
>>29751746
Just wait it out, it'll die out evenutally I usually put her around the same age as some of the younger ones like Prism, Rory, and Utah if that helps. Her messy hair and dying her feathers is pretty common.

>>29751712
So who's going to win the Utahbowl?

>>29751759
At least he did it here instead of just shouting it all over /sad/.
Even if I'm having fun with the buns, I'd say people have every right to not like it, and state as much if they're not being an asshole about it.

>>29751772
The thing is they are being assholes by saying it. What purpose does it serve to say it? It's just being a cry baby for no reason. It's good to add discussion if you don't like X topic but what point does "Holy shit you guys I fucking hate X topic. Im leaving for a week until you're done circle jerking." Serve other than looking to piss people off?

And if they reply with "Holy shit chill out I'm allowed to complain if I want to." Is hypocritical because then by that logic we are allowed to complain about complainers. So it literally adds nothing but bitching and to make them feel good for taking a stand against content they personally don't like.

>>29751746
I practically hate everything about satyr at this point

>>29751759
Yeah, how dare he not like Bun content. How is it possible someone doesn't like someone else's ideas.

>>29751801
Fair enough, but the occasional complaint, even a largely empty one at least serves to remind not everyone's on board with the whole thing.
You know, keep self awareness in mind, and when people have actually exhausted the discussion and entertainment, let it die so new topics get their turn, instead of just trying to force it to stay alive.

>>29751805
Now THIS is a meaningless complaint.

>>29751847
>Now THIS is a meaningless complaint.
>Not letting him have his occasional complaint
>Not being reminded that not everyone is on board with the whole thing
>Not being self aware to how satyr has been exhausted with discussion and entertainment
>Not letting it die so new topics can get their turn in stead of forcing it to stay alive

How can you keep talking about this content I fucking hate so much?

>>29751983
Arianna should be right up in there

>>29751983
Cute pic Anon. And pretty accurate as to the current state of the thread. Still Im just writing and playing games.

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What really bothers me about the bunny that they have no sense, i can dig a half pony because they are magical and shit, same with the dragons and little with the cow satyr, but a bunny? it's a big nope for me and at this point /sad/ should be called /bun/

>>29751983
>we have to accept all content no matter how nonsensical it is and borderline furry
cute pic tho

>>29752237
>More complaining about content

What bothers me about /satyr/ is how people would much rather bitch about content they dont like than make their own content or topics

>>29752269
Who even makes content? That the thread agrees on?

>>29752237
>and at this point /sad/ should be called /bun/
It's only /bun/ every once in a while. You're free to bring up other topics you'd rather discuss. It's not like only one discussion can possibly go on at a time per thread.

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Anyway, bat butt

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>>29752620
Go on...

So to anyone who got a bit booty blasted about them, buns is over for now in /sad/.
It's a mix of fit and neet girls now.

>>29752662
>>29752620
Summon DJ.

Yuzu has the best rack. Murmur has the best butt. They are two sides of a sexy coin.

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>>29752708
>Yuzu has the best rack.
Does she though? It's too close to call for me.

>>29752708
Both of these are subjective statements.

boop

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So there's a few times a Super setting has been used. Any of the younger satyrs sidekicks? Were they sidekicks to an older sibling?

>>29753454
Thistle took up the cape and spandex after she found her dad's old costume during the short lived dragons code phase. She and Rory would play make belive often if that counts.

>>29751983
>Yuzufags yelling at Simmer, Petunia, and Buns
I am confused if this is calling out fans of that as cancer, or calling out people calling them out.

>>29752269
>Have three stories, about half a dozen pics, and several detailed "lore" discussions for a few of the families (each half breed member)
>Will never share them here
Feels bad, but at the same time expected. As in, it's how it should be and is expected to.

>>29754365
Replace her with his, son with daughter, he with she, and "beating them cheeks" with "getting your ass pounded" and you have a comedic satirical take on Yuzu and Arrhythmia's relationship

>>29754776
Oh boo hoo.
If you're not going to share them, piss off and not even mention them, you fucking attention whore.

>>29754776
>Always talks a big game about the hidden content
>Never delivers
Please stop this shit

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>>29755077
this

>>29754838
>>29755077
>Implying this is anything new
I know the thread goes by internet years, but I'm a little sad are acting like these posts are original. Just ignore them, simple fix for a simple solution. Telling *anyone* on 4chan to fuck off accomplishes fuck all. Letting it die off does.

>>29754776
Seems legit.

>>29752708
>Summon DJ
I never stopped lurking.
But forget about me. I'm an alcoholic now that struggles to find joy in anything anymore.
I just work and drink.
Work and drink.

Work and drink.

I'm tired...

>>29755471
You alright man?

Is snapshot for goosh goosh?

>>29755584
That sounds like someone bashing his head with a rock, so I'm gonna say no.

>>29755595
Wow. Someone doesn't know what "goosh goosh" is!. rest assured it has nothing to do with the apparent rock you live under

>>29755584
>Is snapshot for..
yes, he's just a fetish character

>>29755612
Of course not. It sounds like something a two year old would say if it had to piss.

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>>29755471
Dont make Yuzu sad DJ.

>>29755638
But Anon, how can she be sad if she doesn't exist?

>>29755584
You're fuck damn right he is.

>>29755595
>>29755637
>Not knowing the meme
Fffaggot.

>>29755632
>Fetish character
Like literally every Bun, Yuzu's ears (which I honestly feel should be treated as a separate character), Arianna, and Candy.

>>29755642
Facts hurt.

>>29755701
Don't forget Gargle, those two fashion traps, Cotton Candy, and Dagger. Their only redemptive qualities are their fetishes.

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>>29755701
>>29755768
>Petunia not listed

>>29755810
Oh yeah, her too. Can't forget the udder girl.

>>29755471
be strong pupper

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>>29755829
I don't know. I like to think she moved from solely a fetish character.

>>29755918
Pretty much. No real mention of uder stuff for a while

This is a nice thread, greetings from bats

>>29756116
It's pretty shit most of the time. Regards from satyr.

>>29756116
I like some of your ocs. They are cuties. Arry makes a good mom/step-mom.

https://youtu.be/vyPkuPhBK5E

>>29755632
Does he actually have to be?
What about chadshot hanging out with Nama and using bad pickup lines on random girls?

>>29751266
KILL THAT BOY!

>>29757164
Kill who? Marco or Utah?

>>29757276
... yes. Though really, you should kill the crazy yandere genki girl who destroys public property out of jealousy.

>>29757516
Wait, who is supposed to be Star in this?

>>29758063
Star is

get off page 10

>>29756764
well, he has no deep or a personality

Should Crag be energetic or mellow?

>>29760267
Which ones would you consider do have depth?

>>29760347
Who is crag? An pics

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>>29760597
Maud's son: bottom panel.

>>29760633
I don't get the punchline

>>29760701
She couldn't have THOSE specific, particular rocks that her niece was selling for free.
Ones just like those rocks, but not those rocks.

Maud's kind of autistic, if you didn't notice.

>>29760701
I'm not proud of it (the punchline being Maud could get the same kinds of rocks for free, but not the specific samples Sedimentary Rock was selling.)

But this was the best drawing of Crag I could find.

>>29760633
'These' needs to be bold for emphasis.

>>29761006
But that would imply Maud is speaking with inflection rather than monotone...

>>29761064
This. Maud couldn't put emphasis on something even if she wanted to.

>>29761064
Maud has emphasised words before in the show, it's very subtle, but she does do it, and for the purposes of a comic, it has to be done to avoid shit like.

>I don't get the punchline

>>29761272
Yeah yeah, It's not my best work. You win or whatever.

But let's get back to the reason I brought it up in the first place:

What would be some good paths to take for Crag's personality?

>>29761312
Pie family members are usually extremes of some emotional quirk, just take whatever his current emotional quirk is and dial it up to eleven.

>>29750588
How would Discord and Fluttershy look as satyr abominations?

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would you give a dog a bone?

>>29762255
Repeatedly.

>>29762255
Oh yeah, that dog deserves a good hard bone. And lots of loving cuddles

What's the one thing your satyr could say or do to make you genuinely disappointed in them?

>>29764021
Finding out they inherited their grandmothers sociopathy, and are just complete users and abusers of people, and were probably just waiting for me to die to get their inheritence.

>>29764021
Finding out Satyr hates or is genuinely disgusted by their mom, dad, or sibling. That would hurt hard.

>>29764713
Yuzu is such a cutie. I wonder what sort of bat adventures she's had as a kid

>>29765293
hanging upside down in trees

>>29765655
Applejack must hate her.

>>29766015
Almost as much as she hates Petunia... and Asha... and her husband. Dirty filthy sexy monkey. With his two legs, and sweet ass, and sexy dick; HE MAKES HER SICK.

>>29766261
>Applejack likes her husband to dirty talk about how he's muddied up both her and her sisters pure, earth pony bloodline.

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>>29766261
>Asha
Okay, I know Petunia is one and maybe even Feather, but never Asha. I don't remember Utah or Bucky trying to get into her pants.

>>29766304
What? No. She isn't trying to get into Applejack's kids' pants. (Thank god. Bo-whores are one thing.) She just hates ziggers, and apparently black people are the ziggers of Earth, so Asha is a double zigger.
>Asha is actually zebra-indian.
>Applejack is just a hick and assumes she's all zigger

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Does Yuzu get wing or ear boners?

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>>29766261

>>29766420
Poner should be more smol.

>>29766504
she's a young bat

>>29766520
She already has tiddy.

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>>29766504
bat horse girl is a smol.

>>29766531
Started growing out, not started growing tall.

>>29766532
>That pomp
There's Yuzu's ticket! Soon, he'll enter his midlife crisis, get another pompadour like when he was young, and Mistake, and those other teen girls conspiring for an older guy will suddenly seem a lot more appealing to him.

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yuzu mom?

>>29766594
>Uploaded 3 years ago
... We had a pic of Yuzu's mom all along?!

>>29766610
Who would've guessed the bat OC satyr's mother was a bat OC.

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>>29755471
Kek.
Nah, just really busy. Promotions and all that...

>>29766015
>pic

>>29766749
Glad to hear it's nothing too serious DJ. Hope your work load gets more manageable, or atleast a raise going your way.

>>29766319
She just has the worst selection when thinking who she would rather have because they're all bad to her. The only pony satyr that shows interest father is likely a war criminal in his home dimension.

>>29766416
Both.

>>29766594
I'd cum inside her. Wait.

>>29766420
>not a FRUIT BAT
So... she's a bloodsucking vampire-bat?

>your cute vampire-bat daughteru will never stare up at you with her big cute puppy eyes and tell you she's hungry, glancing longingly at your neck

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>>29767024
>>29766976

>>29767061
Cute!

Alos does anyone have that Purity Qurtz pose of her all buff and her hands above her head?

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>>29767116
Do you mean this one?

>>29767140
Yes thank you based anon

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>>29766594

>>29767140
Very hot. I feel this is in need of a nude edit, unless there is already a nude version.

>>29767061
Nothing wrong with being a cute vampire princess.

>>29767061
Sick of always being called a vampire and accidentally biting her tongue, Yuzu tells you that she wants to have the dentist remove her fangs entirely. Do you let her?

Be aware that there is a correct answer.

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>>29766594
No, just a pic of her and one of the bat pony OCs I made for the bat pony thread.
I didn't intend for Moonshine to be her mother, I just drew two bat OCs together.

>>29767531
Was drawn for shits and giggles, again not intended to be "canon".
I always intended for her mother to remain ambiguous.

>>29767587
>ambiguous.
This is her actual name. Anonymous and Ambiguous first hit it in a conversation about their parent's unconventional ideas about naming their kids.

>>29767549
There is no nude version.

>>29767061
Aww, now I want to see pics of her girly phase.

>>29767565
Absolutely not.
You don't just let your kids make modifications to their anatomy like that.

Sit her down, have a long talk with her, let her do most of the talking to get her feelings out there while reassuring her. Then take her to get some of her favorite food, maybe a few new pieces of clothes.
And if the whole "biting her tongue" thing persists after a few weeks, set up an appointment with a speech therapist to work on her enunciation.

>>29767613
You have chosen wisely.

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Did you know that on derpiboru there's ONLY ONE picture that have both "satyr" and "abuse" tags?

>>29767646
Who fucking cares?

>>29767646
That's one too many.

>>29767587
>>29767598
>Ambiguous
That's a good name for a batpone

>>29767565
No. The fangs are part of who she is and she'd just regret it.

>>29767140
Those thighs look like they could break rocks.

>>29767890
That was probably the plan.

>>29766420
lel

>>29767140
>>29767549
>>29767607
There is now.

http://imgur.com/a/I2AIn

>>29768374
>nude >pants

>>29766749
Hope for the best of ya DJ. Like to see your art whenever you post it.

>>29767646
>Only one
We need to fix that. Bun abuse time

>>29768462
Well, topless. It's not like a featureless gray crotch is all that exciting. I'll remove the pants later though.

What kind of weapons should the Royals use? I was thinking a trident for Radiance, a sword for Dawn, a Mace for Sirius, and maybe a scythe for Selena

>>29768618
>trident
Spear.
>scythe
War axe.

Remember, practical > cool when you're dealing with weapons.

>>29768618
Demigod tier magic.

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>>29768649
At least I attempted to not go full Mall Ninja.

>>29768649
A trident is viable as a weapon.

>>29768649
What about a war scythe? You know, the ones where the blade is rotated 90 degrees so it faces forwards rather than downwards.

>>29769211
Axes aren't really good as a primary weapon anyway. A scythe would just be an unweildly poleaxe.

>>29768618
Wouldn't it make more sense for the royals, as per >>29768686's post to be spellcasters, or at least use ranged weapons to some degree as opposed to being a frontline "shoot me to win" target?

>>29768649
They may realistically be ceremonial gear though. x royal has a specific fancy spear or blade they keep on their person or have in special events but in a real conflict they'd opt to use a non-ceremonial weapon.

>>29769237
The weapons also act as wands

>>29769242
Chances are the materials that make the best weaponry and the materials that serve as the best magic conduits/amplifiers are not the same.

>>29769262
It's Equestrian Uru

Gizmo is Ivy's pet, right?

>>29769480
I assume the Flutterfamily in generals. Though, this is coming from a guy who owns a dog that his whole family claims.

Why even bother bumping bump.

>>29768462
>>29768492
Added fully nude version as well.

http://imgur.com/a/I2AIn

>>29770466
ripped

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>>29767890
Great, you made me make this...

>>29773074
What's her end game? To have the strongest males mate with her? Or find the most submissive male to dom? Also this satyr is getting me all kinds of turned on

>>29773082
Mainly she's looking for appreciation of her strengths.

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I posted a thing on /sad/. I'm pretty damn tired, but I'll post it here later

>>29773145
Why post it in /sad/ first if it was fit for here?

>>29773074
unf

>>29773074
If she wants you to cum inside, there will be no escape.

Dawn looks around to see the strange location she’s in. Everything has a metallic sheen to it with the exception of concrete floors. There are doors and hallways everywhere and includes a second floor as well. The lights shine bright, exposing any sort of darkness. She’s in her armor and keeps her sword in hand. She yells, “Is anyone here?”

All of a sudden, she hears a set of wings flapping toward her from different directions. They both stop once they meet her. Another satyr possibly. It’s a female with the Rainbow hair, and she wears a blue jacket with white lines representing wind and yellow pants. She also wears a pair of goggles to mask her face. She recognizes her, but she’s in costume, so she refrains to saying her persona. “Tempest?” she questions the two. “Princess Dawn! Was that you shouting?” Tempest asks her.

“Where are we,” The Princess asks her. Just as she asks her, they hear another pair of wings heading to them and sees another satyr. This one has the same rainbow hair. He wears a similar jacket and pants, but inverse to him. His jacket has a lightning bolt going across it. Instead of goggles, he wears a metal hat that has his symbol on it as well. “Storm Rider at your service Princess,” he says with a smile and bow. “Storm Rider, it’s so good to see you’re here too,” Tempest gives her brother a hug. He gives her a one arm hug, “Can say the same to you. What are you doing here?” he asks he. They then start speaking at speeds Dawn can barely understand and sound like a cassette tape about to break from the speed.

“Talk slowly,” Dawn ask the two. Dawn look at the two and ask, “Now let’s figure out why the three of us are here.” As they were about to start, they hear another voice. “Make it four,” the new voice says. They look to where the voice came from and its Prince Sirius. He wears his royal apparel but still has his mace in hand. “Nice to see you here cousin,” Dawn says with a smile. “Huh, so a prince is here too?” Tempest asks herself.

>>29774105
Sirius tells them, “I can’t get any sort of connection to Canterlot nor the Crystal Empire. What about anyone else?” Storm Rider starts talking. “Nothing back from my team nor the Treehouse.” Tempest interjects, “This isn’t good either. I have no connection either.” Sirius ponders, “Sounds like we’re trapped. Something has somehow-“ Dawn interrupts her cousin, “I think we got teleported with our costumes on.”
Tempest goes on, “Yeah. I was with a few friends at The Poison Apple and I wasn’t wearing a costume, and here all of a sudden.” Sirius rubs his chin and thinks about it, “So whoever did this has either some big funds or big friends.” He then looks at Dawn. “I heard you shouting earlier. We don’t know what this place is like. Let’s not draw attention towards us.”

“Not sure about that, Prince. It would’ve been harder to find everyone.” Said a new voice from the second floor. They look and see a tall Earth Pony satyr. She wears a luchador outfit, including a mask that still shows her dark hair and a brown streak in it. She jumps down to the same level. “Mighty Mare? Didn’t think you would get stuck here.”

“Hello Mighty Mare,” Sirius looks at her, “It looks like we need to be cohesive and work as a team.” Mighty Mare gives him a smile, “Agreed. I think we should-“ she started before she gets interrupted by him. “Our most important priority is figure out where we are. Storm Rider, you and your protégé should-“ Dawn interrupts her cousin, “You’re the leader now?” she asks him questionably. He may have been his pupil, but he was never really a leader for a group. That was more her brother. He looks at her, “I’m second in line to the throne of Equestria. What’s wrong?”

“Well Mighty Mare is a good leader.”

>>29774112
“I’m sure. What is she Queen or Princess of, again?” Sirius asks her. Mighty Mare looks clearly confused, it’s getting a little heated fairly quickly. “This doesn’t feel like working together. Let’s play nice.” Mighty Mare points at Storm Rider and Tempest and tells everyone, “We have two fast Pegasus satyrs. They can look around the quickest.”

Storm Rider and Tempest are glad they got the queue. Things seemed to about to get a little tense. “We’re on it.” Storm Rider says as both him and Tempest fly away and start their search. Once they get far enough, Storm Rider tells Tempest, “Sorry about Sirius’ ‘Protégé’ remark, Prism. I saw you wince-,” He notices that she isn’t paying attention. “Prism?” he asks her. Tempest than asks her brother, “Do you hear that? Guys! Follow us!” she yells toward everyone, following the noise.

Tempest looks through the door she heard the noise she was coming from. Both her and her brother see familiar faces. It’s Ivy and Thorn in their costumes as Toxic Oak and Forest Keeper. Ivy wears a dress made of leaves and a pink domino mask. Thorn wears the black sap suit that Uncle Discord gave to her. Prism and Icarus see what they were doing. Ivy was protecting a small Gizmo so he can grow and protect the two

The seven satyrs meet in the room, trying to figure out what’s happening. After realizing they can trust each other, one last shows up. “Well it’s nice to see some familiar faces,” the voice says outside the room. They all look to see who it is. Mighty Mare does recognize that voice. It’s her cousin in his costume. “Dark Horse,” she yells and runs up to give him a hug. All he asks them, “So what did I miss?”

>>29774116
As everyone catch up to figure out what’s going on and collect what they know, the person who brought them to this labyrinth watches. Little do the team of heroes know, he has ways to hear and see everything they do. He hides in a room they can never find, watching through many mirrors, and starts to talk to himself. The Minotaur with a broken horn and in full of his traditional talks to himself “I love surprises. The thrill of the unexpected. The shock of the unknown. The mystery behind a door. And to find the door, you need to find the way out of the Labyrinth of Minos.” He looks at the pictures of the eight he captured. They’re set to two sides. “I’ve picked these eight to work on. Experienced heroes and ones they passed their knowledge unto. Mentors and pupils. The symmetry of it all is very pleasing and obvious now looking back.”

He continues on, “The relations they have are complex and intimate. A Mentor can pick a part a pupil’s mind while an adept pupil can reveal the Mentor’s true colors.” He thinks about these heroes. Their minds are resilient. They’re practically bred to resist and fight back. He’ll need to stress them to they’re breaking point. It will be difficult, but they will break. All their secrets will come out, and he will win. He smiles thinking how difficult it will be for them, especially for a certain two.

>>29774122
The eight continue to search together. Gizmo has finally grown big enough for Ivy to ride as a mount again. Mighty Mare asks her cousin, “Did you find anything?” He shakes his head, “No. My mask only found the eight us here.” Sirius interjects and tells them, “Whatever it is it may be cloaked.” Sirius than raises his Mace and uses his magic on it to detect anything in any shadows and Ivy uses Gizmo to look for any plant life. Both find a whole lot of nothing. Tempest asks Forest Keeper, “So no plants around?” She then corrects her younger friend, telling her, “Even miles away, Gizmo can detect plant life, even someone’s stomach. This place is either sealed or miles away from a forest or anyone.”

Thorn points out, “This place is shielding us from telepaths too. Our team has a link with Rory, but I can’t reach him either. He would looking for us by now.”

“That’s if he knows we’re missing. Storm Rider, can you do a quick search?” Dark Horse ask him. There’s no way he looked through everything on his way to the others. Surely two speedsters can. “No problem Dark Horse,” he says with a smile. Sirius tells him to bring the girl with him so they can split the task. The two fly off together. As they fly away from the group, Prism points out, “Sure seems like the pecking order changes quite a bit.” Icarus just smiles and says, “That’s because your team works with one or two leaders. This happens all the time.”

>>29774128
Right before they split off, Icarus has something gnawing at the back of his head that’s been bothering him. “Stop a second,” he says to her. Icarus looks at her and says, “So far you’ve been called my protégé and ‘the girl’. I’m sorry some don’t see you and your team as grown ups.” Prism just giggles a bit and waves it off, “Forget about it.” He does want to make sure she gets it, “It’s important. I don’t see it like that. I’m a hero. You’re a hero. You’ve proven it to me that you’re not my protégé.” Prism tells him, “I am your equal though.” They then split off and fly to find out what this place is like.

Dawn and Sirius search themselves. She does notice something about their relationship though and she asks herself, ‘Has he always been this cold to her?’ She asks her cousin, “Am I being punished for something?” He doesn’t look at her and tells her, “It’s nothing. We can’t just trust each other.” Dawn puts her hands on her hips, “What’s that supposed to mean” Sirius looks back at her and calmly says, “If someone can abduct us, what else can they do. What can they look like?” Dawn thinks it can’t be just this. “We haven’t been close in a long time. I don’t understand why you’re so cold towards--“ Sirius then stops her and says he’s not.

“For all I know, everyone else in this room is an imposter. You just need to understand that.” He tells her and splits off from her. Mighty Mare and Dark Horse look at this, glad they trust each other still and that one of them should do something. Darcy tells her cousin, “Go ahead, you’re the detective.” Utah yells so everyone there can hear him. “Listen up. It’s not a big leap of logic to think that we’ve been abducted deliberately, but we still don’t know who they are and why though.” Everyone turns toward him as he continues, “But it’s clear that they’re trying to turn us against each other.”

>>29774136
“Why, Dark Horse,” Dawn asks him suspiciously. Utah then points to Gizmo, “Gizmo is missing the mushroom that glows on top of his head if someone is lying.” Ivy looks at her mount and sees that it is in fact missing. The surprised look on her face confirms that it’s not there. Ivy then tells Darcy, “Your sidekick is smart.” Darcy just smiles and tells her that he isn’t her sidekick.

Utah continues, “So they took the mushroom that can get us to trust everyone, but they left the rest of our equipment.” Thorn interjects, “To fight. It’s always fighting.” Utah nods his head and touches one of the walls, “But our weapons have other uses. Maybe we can figure out what’s behind these walls. I got a few explosives and me and Mighty Mare could probably hit it hard enough and long enough for it to puncture, but I’m not sure if that’ll do.” He then looks at Dawn and Sirius, “Your majesties?” The two walk to the wall, weapons in hand and glowing bright. Dawn asks her cousin, “On three?” He nods his head and gets his mace ready and says, “One. Two-“

Minos looks at what they’re doing. “Damn it. Too much cooperation.” He then looks at what he can do with all the options he can pick from. There is one that makes him smile and says to himself, “This will do.” He presses it and can’t wait to see what it will do.

>>29774143
As Sirius is about to yell three, he grabs his cousin and move her out of the way. A giant metal golem appears from the thin air, yelling, “TIME TO DIE!” Everyone moves out of the way from his fist landing on the ground. Dark Horse gets on the golems back and sees there’s an opening in his neck and torso. “DEAD! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE!” the golem yells. He sticks the explosive to the back of his neck. The Golem notices him and grabs him, throwing him across the room and yells, “Get off me!” The explosive goes off inside him, making him stop for a second, but doesn’t destroy him. Thorn takes advantage of this and makes one of her fists form into a series of spikes. She runs and punches the golem in the stomach with all her might, making the giant stop in its tracks. Dawn then jumps on the back of the golem with her sword in hand and starts slashing at the back of his neck.

The Golem focuses on Thorn and brings both fists to the ground, trying to squash this hero. Before it can, Mighty Mare grabs her and moves them both out of the way. Dawn continues to slash at the Golem’s neck, slowly cutting through it. It still doesn’t stop it. It looks toward Toxic Oak and Mighty Mare, and gets ready to slam upon them with his fists. Before he can make contact with either of them, Ivy uses Gizmo to stop it.

After many slashes, Dawn finally cuts the Golem’s head off. This doesn’t stop it though. “It’s still going,” Utah says. “Not for long,” Sirius says before land a blow against hits the golem so hard, it shatters the torso completely. As Sirius makes sure the body isn’t going anywhere, they hear, “Initiating Self Repair.” Dawn looks at the head, pointing a glowing hand at it. “I don’t think so,” she says as a stream of heat is released from her hand, melting the golem’s head before it can repair.

>>29774147
They recover and congratulate each other. As they do, Dark Horse tries to figure out who made this golem. No marks from any possible makers. Sirius then asks, “So the Golem isn’t behind this, I guess.” Mighty Mare looks at him and asks, “To capture us through without a problem and just fight us head on like that? The plan doesn’t make sense.” Sirius then tells her, “Being a villain doesn’t make someone immune to contradict themselves, Mighty Mare.” As Utah continues investigates and everyone is prepared in case it somehow comes back to life, they hear two sets of wings coming toward them. They see Storm Rider and Tempest flying back with them asking simultaneously, “What did we miss?” and he asks “Is that a golem?” Sirius tells them yes and ask them what did they find.

They both say at the same time, “Six square miles of chambers that look the same-,” they both stop. “Sorry,” says Tempest. Storm Rider looks at her and says, “No, you can go.” Sirius looks at them with a glare, “Stop being cute. So, everything is uniform? Are there any doors? Anything we can possibly use to get out?”

Storm Rider responds, “No. And we tried to go through, but nothing worked. Some kind of Energy is stopping us from getting out.” Prism reminds Icarus of something else, “But there was no one around except us.”

>>29774153
Minos continues to watch his subjects, seeing Toxic Oak asking where the Golem could have possibly come from. This is good for him. The paranoia seems to start to set it. He sits down back in his chair and relaxes. He sees that they’re starting to figure out that what he built is to hold them. Sure, he could end this with just brute force. Unlikely though, brute force is crude way of escaping. He always preferred finding a key for a door out. Doors have always opened for him, both literally and figuratively. The only door that he was never able to open and caused many to close was because of the two he wants crushed, so he wants to see the end of this. He touches his horn and looks at the cracks and dents of his armor, knowing they’re both at fault.

As Minos watches the ones he captured, far away and in Ponyville, two teams are trying to figure out where their friends are. “Couldn’t find anything on normal channels.” Pogo tells Hope. She then asks him, “What about energy detectors?” Pogo stretches his arm from where he sat to the other room to grab what he found. He pointed it at her and it showed nothing. Hope doesn’t understand. She’s working with Radiance and Selena, two Alicorn satyrs, and they’re drawing blanks. Sure, neither of their siblings are officially part of either team, but they should still be easy to find. Rory says he’s getting nothing psionically. Hope ponders about this because none of this makes sense. It’s like that they’re not in range, but actually just not there. All these satyrs just vanished in an instant.

While those five try to figure out, one of Utah’s friends in costume, Feather Heart, has an idea. “We need a stakeout.” Everyone looks toward her, waiting for her to continue. “Look, we’ve been actively searching for hours and so far, nothing. What we need to do is mount some surveillance any way we can. Communications, sensors, magic scanners, Rory’s mind. And just wait until we find something.”

>>29774159
The group of the eight captured satyrs look at the ceiling, all noticing that black clouds start covering it. “Now what?” Tempest asks. Suddenly, dozens of changelings come out of the black clouds. The eight are ready this time. “Changelings?” Dawn summons a shield with her magic and bashing one with it. Ivy uses Gizmo to summon parasprites and attacks one of the changelings with the swarm. “Is this some sort of test she asks everyone. Thorn uses the sap to turn her hands into several claws and cut several into pieces. “For what? To see if we can take care of jobbers?”

Utah uses his lasso to grab several at a time and swings them above his head. “Maybe it’s to see if we can work together.” After he says that, he releases the rope and throws the group he grabbed toward his cousin. She grabs the bundle and piledrives all of them at once. “You think it might be Chrysalis trying to return? I thought she’s been dead for years,” She says. Sirius bashes several with his mace and notices that none of them bleed. In fact, they’re made of the same material as the golem. “They’re convincing, but they’re not real. So, it can’t be her.”

Icarus and Prism flies through the sky, punching several at speeds that these faux changelings can barely track where they’re going. “So, someone is throwing lifelike copies of enemies against us? Why?” Icarus asks everyone. Utah interjects while slamming one on his leg, “Psychological maybe,” he suggests as it becomes clear that no matter the number, they’re taking care of them with little to no problem. Prism says, “That sounds right,” as she grabs one and throws one into a wall. Dawn continues to cut and bash her way through them and yells, “They may be physically dangerous, but we’re doing fine.” Thorn continues to mow more of them down, “There’s also that if they can make replicas of a golem and hordes of changelings, why not Tirek or even Uncle Discord?”

>>29774168
Utah takes his gun out and starts shooting several while Dawn uses her magic to melt them. “Yeah, it doesn’t seem like whoever has us wants to kill us, but mess with our heads,” he tells everyone. Gizmo crushes it by stomping on it with one of his front legs and Ivy asks, “Like what? Break us down?” Darcy uses a steel chair she grabbed from hammer space and takes out the last one with it. “It’s not going to work then. We trust each other enough.”

Sirius looks toward the rest of them and asks, “Do we?” Mighty Mare rolls her eyes and points at him, “Don’t start that again, prince.” Utah starts to search the changeling bodies, seeing if he can find anything. While this is going on, Sirius continues, “It’s still valid Mighty Mare. Even if we all are who we say we are. That still leaves several questions.” He looks at Toxic Oak and Forrest Keeper. “What, secret identities?” Thorn asks. Sirius tells them no, “It’s not that, it’s where you got your suit and treant from. I’m not saying Discord is bad, but can you trust them with how his magic works.” Ivy decides to cut him off, “I do and your mother does too. I think you’d better watch what you’re implying.”

Sirius gets a bit defensive, saying, “It’s just an example. If this guy is trying to either mess with us or get secrets, what are we hiding between all of us?” Tempest decides to cut in as well, “Toxic Oak and Dark Horse are my friends. And I know Dawn well enough to say she’s one too.”

As this goes on, Utah takes the eye out of one of the replicas and notices that it works like a machine. He messes with it further as everyone continues. “Mentors and Proteges. We know our counterpart better than anyone,” he comments. Dawn looks to her cousin, “Not all of us. Go on say it. I know you’re thinking it.” Sirius stays silence. “You know I’m right. We’re not as close as everyone else. The way you’re acting to everyone else. To me”

>>29774174
Sirius calmly tells his cousin as he starts to walk away, “It’s nothing but trust and the situation, leave it alone, Dawn.” Dawn refuses to though and continues to push, “No, the way you’re with me recently hurts. I never thought you’d treat me and the others-“ Prism and Thorn grabs her by the arm and try to calm her down. It doesn’t stop her from talking though.

Dawn looks at everyone, “You all have bonds. Storm Rider and Tempest. Mighty Mare and Dark Horse. Even Forrest Keeper and Toxic Oak despite how your powers seem to hate each other. It’s the way you treat on another. It may come off as distant and formal, but it seems warm compared the way he is with me.”

Dawn continues telling off her cousin, and Utah figures out something with the eye he’s been messing with. It starts to glow again. “You find something, Primo?” Mighty Mare asks him. “I think so. It looks like the changelings eyes uses something that recognizes anything organic. I think I got it working.” He shows his cousin that it’s detecting everyone in the room, even the rock parts of Gizmo. Storm Rider hears this and is more interested in it than Royal drama. “Can we use it to figure out where the guy who captured us is?” Utah continues to mess with it and tells him, “That’s what I’m hoping.”

The three pay attention to the eye until they hear Sirius starting to yell back. “You know what Dawn? You can be impossible to work with sometimes. I get the worst end of the stick all the time and no one cares, but mother forbid that if you ever get into trouble. It’s always you or Radiance, even if I’m the oldest out of all of us. It’s like being in the shadow because I don’t advertise myself! I do all this and no one cares, I don’t ever get any credit!”

>>29774182
Dawn looks at her cousin confused. “Sirius, we all care about you. You’re the one who helped me fight. Radiance needs you. Selena needs you. I need you. You’re the support that keeps us all going.” She tells him. Sirius calms down, “Do you really mean that?” She nods her head yes. The two hug it out.

Minos is disappointed, he was hoping someone would crack, but nothing happened. In fact, it made things worse for him. All the mirrors’ magic stopped working for a few seconds. All the power he had in this system stopped working.

“Everyone, when Sirius and Dawn got along, a power surge happened.” Utah points to a wall and yells, “There’s someone behind that wall!” Sirius and Dawn grab their weapons and break the wall down in a single hit. All eight satyrs follow through to figure out what in Equestria is causing all of this. They see the Minotaur with a broken horn. He grabs his Warhammer, believing he can still fight all of them. Only two of them recognize who he was. “Guess it’s time for brute force!” Minos yells.
Just as he was about to fight, a portal opens on the other side of the room. Out of it comes six other satyrs, all their friends that were looking for them. “If it has to be like that, I’m sure they won’t mind.”

Before anyone can react, he summons a black portal on the floor. As he jumps in, Storm Rider and Tempest try to catch him. Neither of him could grab him, letting him escape.

>>29774188
Later

The two teams of satyrs are in Canterlot to figure out was going on. Utah is in Celestia’s garden. He is with Rory, Darcy, and Feather. Utah asks them, “So let me get this straight, we were in some weird bunker near the Crystal Empire?” Rory shrugs his shoulder, “I can’t explain why. Whoever that guy was, he was messing with some weird magic. Some sort of trans-dimension stuff. I can only guess he was working with someone. Minotaurs don’t have that kind of magic.”

“Who? The guy sure seemed to want to break us instead of kill us.” Darcy asks him. Rory continues, “I’m looking into it. I do have to ask you something Utah.” He looks at his friend, “What’s that?” Rory spits out the question, “Do you know anything about Minos?”

The two teams spend the rest of the night to just celebrate that the eight are alive and still kicking.

Somewhere unknown, Minos looks into his equipment. He was hoping that he would have been able to wipe those two and their friends away. It doesn’t matter. Next time, he’ll just figure out a way to get all of them at once.

END

>>29773074
... and you made me do this.

http://imgur.com/a/Akj4x

>>29774745
10/10
good job

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>page10
>ever

i did a thing and i'm too lazy to post it all

http://lazerblues.tumblr.com/post/159043336084/bella-with-different-clothescostumes-suggested-by

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>>29776099
also

>>29776099
cool

boop

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>>29776099
>>29776105

>>29777790
>Not liking it
Shit taste

>>29774105
Them having the code names "Storm Rider" & "Tempest" kind of feels like humans using "Steve Mueller" & "Garth" as their super hero names while being named Jon Rogers & Alexis.

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>>29777988
I'm glad you can enjoy it but I do not.

Would you give your satyr bare butt a spanking?

>>29779062
If she wasn't responding to less harsh forms of discipline, yeah. I don't think it should be a mainstay parenting technique, but I'm also not going to say it has no place. More of a last resort of conventional methods sort of deal.

Or if she asked for it. You better believe that's a paddlin'.

>>29779084
>your satyru was naughty even if you asked her to be nice
>you say you're going to cut her allowance
>she was saving cash for months to buy a cool mountain bike, she begs you to punish her the other way
>you say no, because she was a bad and grumpy satyru
>suddenly she hugs you and with a glowing face asks you to give her a spanking instead
>she knows it'd end with her pants and panties down
>what do?

>>29779178
Deeper cut to allowance for trying to be manipulative.

>>29779196
cruel

>>29779178
Consider an alternative punishment, depending on what she did in question.
Probably still give her a nice tough love spanking later that night.

>>29779196
real fatheru material right here

Edit Anon did a bunch of nude satyr requests.
http://imgur.com/a/PxV8z

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Guys, I know shit's been dead and depressing lately. Constant fighting, reliance on bumps, and most of our artfags are gone. I think I have an idea that might help...

We go back to Timber posting

Before you get ass mad; think about it. That was the first circlejerking the thread experienced; which would open the doors for the rest to come back in a more controlled amount. We had a lot of content back then. We could bust through a thread in a day or two. Might even get the monster hunter fans talking again instead of pouting and having to keep their ideas shut because triggered Anons would tell them to shut up. We could make Satyr great again; plus- and I know this will have varying degrees of approval; more Fluttershy children. Both discussion and possibly yes.

So, what so you say? Shall we try?

>>29779550
Lol no way fag. Just nut up and make some content.

>>29779550
I'd really like to see some interaction between The Fluttershy satyrs & the Zephyr Breeze satyrs.

>>29779573
I'd love that too. Have we even had any stories about Drizzle and Gale at all?

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I found this forgotten cutie while browsing Derpibooru. Is there any background story or content about her?

>>29779582
I think two; though one might have just been the comic.

>>29771291
underkeked post

>>29779623
Yeah, there are a few comics by OneOverTwo.
And there was that alternate-canon Buoy Belle rape story a while back.

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Also, this. Don't remember this one being discussed much.

>>29779608
>>29779637
mt makes cute satyr, but satyr are easily forgotten, unfortunately.

>>29779637
She's the first listed on the by parents list & she's still listed as *unamed*. This satyr sure got unlucky.

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Found this in the dropbox, but unsure who they are.
Fiddle and Faddle?

>>29779644
Sad but true.

>>29779653
Yep

>>29779178
Nail her hooves to the floor.

>>29779741
?????

>>29779653
which is which? there are no other pictures of them that show them as distinct individuals.

>>29779801
I'd love to know that too. Usually they are just depicted as looking identical.

>>29779653
I wonder if the left one is padding her boobs, or the right one is wearing one hell of a tight bra. You'd think with them being twins their boobs would be about the same size naturally.

>>29779877
Maybe they just seemed identical till puberty hit. Flattle is also taller, so we know where the extra mass went.

>>29779940
>Flattle is also taller
Isn't the big boobed one just hunched over a bit?

>>29779942
Maybe a bit.
But that small amount of leaning could be attributed to a case of ass 3 strong.

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>>29779550
>April 1st
You almost got me, fucker! Good one.

Are they identical twins, or just fraternal twins?

I always assumed they were identical because they are usually depicted as looking the same, but if not then I guess that could explain the wide variation in boob sizes.

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this shit is on?

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>page 10

>>29780750
What sort of exercises is she doing here?

>>29780944
Looks like sit-ups, squats, & regular ol' running to me.

>>29780750
Her hock looks strangely elongated in the middle one. Is that anatomically possible for a horse leg?

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"Hey, sweetie, did you have fun over at your new friend's place?"
>"Yeah, I learned lots of cool new things!"
"You did? Well that's great, pumpkin."
>"Like how communists need to be thrown out of helicopters, or how the only thing Canada deservers is a nuclear holocaust, whatever that is."
"Um... okay."
>"Also I learned that if somebody has a shit opinion, it's probably because they're a fucking leaf."
"Well, I mean I guess you're technically not wrong, but watch that potty mouth, little miss."

>>29781597
She's not a horse.

>>29782037
No, but her bottom part is.

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>>29782037
Gotta be willing to give somewhere with this stuff.

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>>29781916

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>>29781916
>if somebody has a shit opinion, it's probably because they're a fucking leaf
I'd fuck Leaf.

>>29782794
>pink

>>29779964
Yes

>>29780009
Will she ever be a big girl?

>>29783250
With how buffalo work, she'll be a beefy muscle girl as soon as puberty hits.

I demand a boy!

>>29783795
Bring me the boy, the body of a pig.evp

>>29783827
Are there actually pig satyrs?

>>29783832
I don't remember any pig satyrs ever being discussed.

>>29783847
Probably for the best. Most Anons can barely feed their satyrs as is, a pig would be an excercise in madness

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>>29783827
>>29783832
>>29783847
I wouldn't put it past you faggots at this point

You will have a pig satyr sooner than later

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>>29783795
The boy you called for, m'lord... Please, don't be to, uh... vigorous with this one.

>>29783864
Well, now that it got brought up, it could happen.

>chubby pig satyr daughteru always eats by munching food right off the plate with her mouth, getting it all over her face
>makes snorting and grunting noises when she laughs

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>>29783832
No.

>>29783892
Gross.

>>29783892
I don't see why we can't just apply that stuff to Fiddle or Faddle or something.

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>>29783832
yeah

>>29783937
Well, the messy eating and snorting laughter could I suppose.

So which one would have which?

>>29779653
>Fiddle is extraverted and cheerful, but a huge slob, often talking with her mouth full of food, burping loudly and leaving her dirty clothes all over the place
>Faddle is usually quiet and reserved, but snorts when she laughs, often to the great amusement of anyone else around

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>>29784086

>>29783874
>You will never be the reclusive duke with "unconventional" tastes that holds dominion over a considerable fiefdom in Eastern Equestria.
>You will never send your guards to scour the local villages for tasty morsels that take your fancy.

>>29784086
>Extroverted twin
>Introverted twin
Sounds like another Flora and Fauna. Why can't both the pie girls be party animals? There is more than one way to be a social butterfly

>>29784247
All up to headcanon I guess, but going off the way /d/non portrayed them, I'm not really getting party animal vibes from Faddle.

>>29784261
Looks more like enthusiastic weeb. The kind who wants everyone to listen to anime openings and gushes about how awesome the new animes this season are. The kind who writes fanfics of the two guys kissing. All the two guys, any time.

>>29784277
Yeah, I could totally see her being like that.

>>29784247
Maybe Faddle is perfectly sociable, but not to the point of being a party person?

>>29784296
She prefers to party quietly in her own room, at the computer. Shitposting about her favorite animes and having enthusiastic lore discussions with fellow fans.

>>29784325
... but is still perfectly capable of functioning in a social setting, as she frequently gets dragged along with Fiddle to parties and social happenings.

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>Ringing the doorbell, Mistake took a step back and straightened the hem of her skirt.
>She fidgeted nervously as the seconds ticked by, staring expectantly at the doorknob for it to turn.
>To her it felt like hours, but at last the door swung open a few feet.
"Hey, mister..."
>Mistake stopped herself, seeing that it was not her crush that had answered but rather his younger daughter, who now eyed her up suspiciously.
>"Oh, it's you."
>Mistake chuckled nervously, never knowing quite how to behave around her best friend's half-sister.
>Something about the girl was just... off.
>She couldn't explain it, but her presence was always a little disconcerting.
>She felt mean for thinking it, but she was glad the girl only came to stay with her dad during the summer school holidays.
"Um, hi, Murmur."
>The young bat satyr said nothing.
"So is-"
>"My dad's not in."
>Mistake was somewhat at a loss for a reply that didn't sound awkward, the interruption having caught her off guard.
"Oh, no, I'm not here to see your dad... Why, did he say anything about me?"
>Murmur shook her head but remained silent, simply staring up at the older girl.
>A good five seconds passed with neither saying a word.
"Is your sister home?"
>Murmur nodded.
"Oh, good."
>Mistake waited patiently for a moment.
"Could you, you know, tell her I'm here?"
>Murmur breathed in deeply and let out a long sigh.
>"Fine..."
>The younger girl at last turned her head and called loudly back into the house.
>"Yuzu, your weird friend is here!"
>Mistake frowned slightly.
>Weird?
"My name's Mistake, but you can call me Missy if you want."
>Looking back towards her, Murmur seemed to ponder this briefly.
>"No, that's okay. Mistake seems more appropriate."

>>29785156
Alright, you've got my attention. This is an interesting premise.

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>>29785156
>No, that's ok. Mistake seems more appropriate

>>29785156
Savage. But considering she and Yuzu are half vampire bats; to be expected.

>>29786418
>Reminder that Yuzu compulsively lies about whether she's a fruit bat or a vampire bat for reasons unknown.

>>29786436
She just wants to fit in and thinks ponies would be afraid of her if they knew she drank blood. She's probably right. Her best friends would know though, and be okay with it.

>>29786494
Nah, man.

>>29766420
>>29766749
>>29766976
>>29767024
>>29767061

If you're know close enough to KNOW, she'll always say the opposite, no matter what.
And even then, she'll still do it half the time.

On rare occasions, she'll insist she's not a vampire even to her dad, right after she unlatches from his arm.

>>29786436
She's a woman, idjit. Have you not seen any tv show ever? Women lie about things for no reason sometimes.

>>29786436
>>29786522
So does no one ever guess insectivore?

>>29786804
She'll just say one of the other two. She's got a weird complex, obviously.

Her dad tried taking her to a councilor when she was little, but nothing came of it, and it never seemed to cause problems or get worse, so eventually he left it be.

>>29787537
Who is this?

>>29787674
Either Dirtcup, or Mudpie. Dirtcup is the lil bro and Mudpie is older sister

>>29787722
Almost positive it's dirtcup.

>>29787674
Rory

>>29787722
>>29787725
It's an old picture of Orion.

>>29787842
It's obvious Faddle, Anon.

>>29787674
>>29787722
>>29787725
Orion "Rory" Sparkle.

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>>29787883
Clearly, it's the frog Fauna caught.

>>29787674
I'd guess Mudpie.

>>29787722
Oh yeah, could be Dirtcup too. Probably him actually.

>>29788168
>>29788165
>>29787725
>>29787722
Just look into the dropbox you palookas

>>29788315
>looking at things.

>>29788056
Can she keep it?

>>29789268
Probably, she's a Flutter kid.

Do you see any satyrs as having unexpected skills or hidden talents that perhaps they've kept secret because they aren't generally seen as being "cool" among their peers?

>>29789857
Fiddle can pee her name in the snow and have it actually be readable.

>>29789857
A few. Yuzu can sing like an angel, Pogo can tap dance like the ghost of Fred Astaire and Mistake is a savant at knitting.

>>29789910
>Yuzu can sing like an angel,
I guess all that blood does wonders for the throat.

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>>29789955
I was thinking more so that thanks somewhat to her batty nature, she simply has an easier time reaching the high notes than most people and so chose to develop her skill, in part thanks to her father's encouragement. On the downside, she can reeeeeeeeeeee at a frequency that shatters plates and glassware if denied her tendies.

>>29789992
That makes a lot of sense.

>>29789309
Think a hydra will try to eat it?

>>29791570
It's entirely possible. If so they've got spares at least.

>>29791570
Does the Flutterfamily keep hydras in the house?

post obscure satyrs

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>>29792706

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Mal!

>>29792676
No, but she did have that ep where she helped frogs and a hydra came out of nowhere

>>29792824
anti-bully rangers!

>>29795327
Pro-bully rangers.

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Any stories of her?

>>29796118
Not much in the way of stuff properly archived. You might try to search any pastes on Anonpone with variety stories, or dig through the dropbox.

She's fairly popular for tiny one post throw away stories, however.
/sad/ gives her and her family a good deal of world building.

>>29796167
Who else has as much as her if not more?

>>29796349
I dunno. Satyr tends to be more art focused than story focused. So proper stories more than one or two posts are rare.

>>29796118
Not a whole lot, sadly. IIRC there is one where Lenora stings Kimmy where she plays a minor role.
Maybe there have been a few others that I can't think of at the moment.

She's mostly just been discussed though.

>>29796365
I think it's just that we have more active artfags than writefags. I'd love to see more satyr stories.
I know there are at least a few talented writefags around too, but I guess they don't have time or motivation to write much.

>>29796383
Is it more stories you want or stories with satyrs you care about?

>>29796614
If she sleeps, she couldn't neet to her fullest.

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It's a fashion statement, trust me.

>>29796614
>Coffee
Is that what her dad told her it was? Tsk, decaf is a bitch.

>>29796658
Seems more a mom thing. Zephyr, if he even paid attention to her, would probably just let her have espresso if it'd make her stop bothering him for it.

>>29796383
Or they don't want to start a shitfest

>>29796468
Both, obviously.
But if someone writes good stories about satyrs I don't initially care about, I might start caring about them.

>>29796768
Hopefully that's not the reason. I'm sure for everyone who complains about a story, there are several who like it.

>>29796768
Or they might be drained

>>29796902
It doesn't matter if people like it or not when you have to keep addressing the same arguements every time you post something because of a disagreement between headcanons.

>>29796928
I'm pretty comfortable claiming that it's the first more than the second at this point.

>>29796939
Well, they shouldn't care. Write whatever you like. If someone doesn't like it, too bad for them.

>>29796939
>>29797078
As someone who writefagged terribly once upon a time, I can personally confirm a complete burnout in not just satyrs, but writing in general as my reasoning.

>>29797393
Understandable. Same reason I almost never write anymore I guess. Then again, I only ever wrote one satyr-related story and that was many many years ago.

>>29797393
Same with me pretty much. The only things I want to write about are things that I've already written about in the thread plenty of times before, because that's what I like talking about. At the same time, I know some people don't enjoy those subjects as much as me, and I don't want to bore people with content similar to that which they've seen so many times before.

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I just want people to comment on my shit. Positive or negative.

>>29797569
Kind of the opposite. I've written the same thing basically several times over. I still enjoyed it when I had the will to write, but I felt like people would just skip over my stories, because they knew exactly what it would be about.

Can't blame them in the slightest, of course. I'd still probably post them if I had the slightest will to write them.

>>29797569
I felt like that with sex scenes especially. They always felt like I was just writing the same shit over and over again.

>>29797627
It's weird, you know? As a reader, I can absolutely read essentially the same sex scene repeatedly and enjoy it completely each time.
As a writer, I feel bad for making that.

>>29797636
Perhaps that's true.

>>29797636
When you put it like that, it makes sense why I like fights more. I do realize that the last thing I did was a bit more of an infodump than anything and I need to put what I picture into words better.