Which one of them resembles your girlfriend the most?

>>29654294
Yes.

>>29654294
>girlfriend

>>29654294
My girlfriend isn't a cancerous tumor, so I can't compare her to EqG

>>29654294
>girlfriend

>>29654294
That depends on how you want to define "girlfriend".

>>29654294
Sci-Twi because Sci-Twi is my girlfriend.

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>>29654294
>girlfriend
Bait me harder senpai.

What's all these guys pretending to be virgins?

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>>29654294
>resembles your girlfriend

Applejack's mom, because they're both dead.

>>29655058
Because only wizards will get to Equestria, so even non-wizards pretend they are to lull themselves into thinking they might have a chance; they don't.

Only pure magicians will end up in the promised land.

>>29654294
all of them, because they don't exist..just like my girlfriend

>>29655073
Shit, sorry Anon.
How was she?

>>29654294
>Girlfriend
Stop being a faggot
>>29655080
This

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>>29655085
>>29655073
Well this just got really depressing.

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>>29654294
Ha ha ha, very ecks dee

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>>29655087
>>29655098
Don't feel bad.
I work in a morgue. She was already dead when I met her.

No hole off limits.

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>>29655147
Do you fuck them before embalming or after

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>>29655156
>or

>>29654294
Easy, all of them resemble my girlfriend because they aren't real

>>29654294
My grilfreund died from cancer, so it would be the entirety of EQG

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>>29655160

>>29654294
Any character from EQG because she's not canon ;_;

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>>29654294
She's pretty much Fluttershy with brand new boob implants

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>>29655476

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Moon Dancer

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Some sort of unholy combination between >>29655575 and pic related, but with a bit of extra autism.

>>29655575
>like Moondancer
Does she actually wash her sweater?
Does she change her underwear at regular intervals?

>>29655680
>Tree Hugger
Is she your bud connection?

a mix between SciTwi and Flutters тбх

>>29655735
She wears a sweater for 3-4 times before using a different one, usually dark oversized sweaters.

And yes.

None. My last gf resembled Mrs. Cake but I really want to find a qt that is almost spot on to my waifu now.

>>29654294
Any girl from EQG resembles /mlp/'s girlfriends because both are not real.

>>29655735
I usually end up getting the bud for her because she's too spaghetti.

>>29655680
Wow anon this girl sounds awesome and cool and smart very lucky nice jobb thumbs up

>>29655575
>>29655815
Same anon, they make for top-tier comfy gf material

>>29655890
She probably weighs as much as the average hippopotamus.
Also
>congratulating someone on 3dpd

>>29655476
pics

>>29655476
look at this lucky fucking chad over here

>>29654310
>>29654319
>>29655320
>>29655354
I came here to post this

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I guess she would resemble Pinkie the most in terms of personality, except more small in size and a little less of a party animal, since she doesn't go out that much

>>29655914
That sounds like projecting. That's not friendly or nice. Don't you remember love and tolerance?

>>29656127
>little less of a party animal, since she doesn't go out that much
So not like Pinkie at all?

>>29654294
Physically, no one, she is flat and blonde and somewhere between short and medium height.
Personality wise, Fluttershy, but studious as Twilight (though no taste in books and 4 times as ignorant).

>>29656230
Nope, she is very energetic, extroverted and always ready to hang out or go to some event like Ponk, she just doesn't do it that often

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>>29656282
>always ready to hang out or go to some event like Ponk
>she just doesn't do it that often

>>29656249
>more ignorant than twilight
Literally how

>>29655058
>he was merely pretending
Y-yeah, t-totally.

>>29656282
Sounds like a nice girl

>>29655575
Yeah my girlfriend is pretty much moondancer. She hardly changes her clothes or showers and sometimes we do butt stuff. Mostly on me though... occasionally throw in some pinkamena cause she's mentally ill and goes a bit psychotic from time to time.

>>29654294
The one that I don't have.

>>29657448
why not, bro?

>>29657427
Do you enjoy smelling her sweater

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>girlfriend
Hilarious meme.

>>29656186
>love and tolerance
Another amazing meme. Wow, ecks dee hahaha.

Sour Sweet, most likely.

>>29658801
Cause I'm not actively searching for one.

>>29655340
sorry to hear that man

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>>29655476
I'M JELLY AF

>>29654294
All of them resemble her equally.

Because she doesn't exist.

>>29659624
why not, bro?

>>29658874
Yes. She only has like two sweaters but I have one at my house so she constantly wears just the one and doesn't clean it in addition to only bathing once a week.

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>>29654294

>resemble

Anon, this IS my girlfriend

>>29659160
Can you imagine being this bitter?

>>29654294
Any of them, because they all share one thing in common. Namely that they don't exist.

>>29654294
AJ, it's the best

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Neither of them exist.

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>you share a board with people who have 3d gf's

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>>29660761
>you probably were in agreement with one of them in another thread over something and you don't even know

>>29660816
Get away from me, barbielover

>>29660820
Proving my point you carebearfag.

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>>29660829
>'heh, take a hike, ponylover'
>on the ponyboard

>>29660853
not an argument

>>29654294
>girlfriend

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>>29660829
Nigga this is /mlp/ that doesn't work the same way.

>>29660857
That's eqgfags for you.

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>>29660857
You'd think, but reminding furfags that they are in fact, furfags, gets them incredibly mad 'round these parts.

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>>29660886
Oh, that was your intent?

I figured you were calling them carebearfags to make light of them liking ponies instead of barbies.

>>29660886
I honestly thought you were going this route
>>29660853
>>29660888
Probably could have just said furfag at least and save a little confusion.

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>>29660895
>Probably could have just said furfag at least and save a little confusion.
Yes, but when someone comes with "barbie" stuff you need to point out how ridiculous that sentiment is given what the "ponies" look like, it's a 2 for 1 insult.

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>>29660915
>this is how eqgfags 'insult' fans of the show

>>29660935
not an argument

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>>29660958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA

>>29660966
No, you just assume I don't like the show more than eqg because your shitposting backfired, and now you meme, only one person is mad here.

>>29660970
Yeah, I think it's the guy who keeps replying.

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>>29654294
This is the one that closely resembles my girlfriend

>>29661037
She's pale?

>>29660761
There's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend

>>29661050
No, just Argentinian.

>>29661379
Rarity is Argentinian carajo!

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>>29654294
My ex was like a combination of Fluttershy and Twilight, but fat.

>>29661379
kek

>>29660203
Because I don't care.

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>>29654294
>Girlfriend

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>>29661304

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>>29654294
Wife is a forced rarity because she's trying hard to not let her hillbilly applejack show. She's got the mental power of derpy on a lot of things tho.

>>29661436
You should have made her lose weight

>>29654294
Does Sex Slave count?

>>29662560
but twiggy piggy loves her hayburgers

>>29654294
Mine is a cross between aj and twi with a touch of flutters for shyness. I love her so much.

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>>29662789
>Anonymous 03/13/17(Mon)18:38:11 No.29662789 ▶
>>>29654294 (OP)
>Mine is a cross between aj and twi with a touch of flutters for shyness. I love her so much.
faggot

>>29662801
you're the faggot, faggot

>>29662808
No you are

>>29662816
nou bb

>>29662808
oh wow anon just got his anus rekt, u should stop before u turn to complete salt

>>29662821
nou nou bb

>>29662830
i love u qt

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>>29662836

>>29662836
no I love you, you qt

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>>29662844
srt

>>29662852
woah. *blushu* c-can i k-kissu you ?

>>29662865
*blushu back* I g-guess so....

>>29662865
>blushu

>>29662869
b-BAKA
I WAS JUST JOKING HAH
IT WAS A PRANK, GTFO FAG
GO BACK TO UR GAY AUDIO SHIT

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>tfw everyones getting into relationships

>>29662884
NO THIS WAS A PRANK AGAINST YOU DOUBLE PRANK TWILIGHT IS MAH WAIFU

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>>29662892
>tfw you never cared

>>29662892
Maybe you should try getting into one yourself, bro

>>29654294
Are we talking real life or online?

>>29657427
You're a lucky man, Anon.

>>29655575
my wife is moondancer, looks like her except blonde, doesn't wash her hair for some reason, has two useless masters degrees, asks for butt stuff, thinks everyone in the town she grew up in ks shit (they are), and is still in school at age 31. she also likes watching the show with me.

>>29654294
It's funny that you would even think that there is such a person in my life, senpai.

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>>29664568
This, if I'm being quite honest.

>>29664561
>has two useless masters degrees
What are the degrees in?
History and gender studies?

>>29661723
OK, I'm going to write this down right now so that I don't get unmotivated again. This is for both of us.

Seeing you post this is like looking into a mirror. I often find myself thinking about having a nice gf and then instantly blocking the thoughts out of my head because I feel like I don't care. And in some ways, I do. But are you really happy without one, anon? I know you're probably content, but don't you think you would be happier with somebody you can share everything with? Somebody to comfort you whenever you need it? And I'm not saying to settle for whatever comes your way, because when you tend to not care about getting a gf you aren't going to put forth the effort in a relationship that you don't give a shit about perpetuating. Trust me, it happened to me. But that also doesn't mean you shouldn't try to find somebody that suits you. Talking to girls is a lot easier than you think when you just put the effort into it, and the payoff when you get it right is absolutely worth it.

I know I just wrote a bunch of text that you probably won't even read, but this is as much catharsis for me as it is advice for you. I have the same problem of indifference, and seeing your post made me realize how toxic it is to my lifestyle.

>>29664629

I care, but they don't. I may as well be radioactive waste for all the interest women take in me.

>>29664629
It isn't that I think I'm better off without a gf, I just know that they are better off without me.

>>29664762
Just try harder. It may seem hopeless, but it's not, and giving up on women entirely is the most surefire way of dying alone there is. There's literally no harm in trying again and again until you get it right.

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>>29655080
I wanted to go to Equestria four years ago. Not so much, anymore.

>>29654294
pic related
She's into gymnastics. I'm eagerly awaiting a personal demonstration of her skills.

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Two major differences though, she's black and, you know, not a horse.

>>29664837
Black and like flutters?
How does that work?

>>29664932
Blu Mankuma.

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>>29664629
Oh I don't have any problems getting one, I get called cute more times than not.
I just really don't care.
Sure it feels good when you have someone like that, but I mean I have family.
I've been in relationships before, and I didn't automatically became a million times more happy, so yuh.
Like I said, I don't care, it doesn't bother me so why should I?

>>29664825
Nice, she double jointed as well?

>>29654294
Well I plan on getting the twilight themed flesh light sometime so there's that. But girlfriend seems like the wrong word to use to describe my pony waifu, since that's all I have.

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>>29654294
>girlfriend

>>29660212
So... Moondancer?

unf

>>29660431
Yes. It's called being realistic.

>>29661379
>>29661406
>argentinean
>white
Pick one and only one

>>29666081
Unfunny meme.

>>29663502
Is it even worth the bother?

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>girlfriend

You faggots are all a load of emasculated cucks.

>>29666218
Of course.

A cute girl that cares about you, laughs at your jokes and likes it when you cum inside her; what's not to love?

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>>29660235
This is now a cute rarity thread!

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>>29666416
On the pony board no less!

Can you believe that?!
Dumb faggot

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>>29654294
Pretty much my wife in horse form sans cuckoldry

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>>29666770
then again, I'm a manly man who would most likely look like this in horse form.

>>29665633
You shouldn't be that jaded, bro

>>29667457
You're free to leave and be normal elsewhere, brodawg

You know, go out and kiss girls n stuff

>>29665633
So that you can pass on your genetics brah (and also, so you have someone who can bitch slap you at 3am when you start to hallucinate you're covered in spiders, and the spiders are mad)

>>29667475
It pains me to see you be this bitter, bro

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>>29667723
Dawg, I'll be 33 this year

It was over for me big long ago

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>>29667765
Y-you too

>>29667457
Who tf are you to be telling me this?

>>29667490
I'm too young to care about kids.
Also I don't have night terrors.

>>29667880
>Who tf are you to be telling me this?
A fellow horsefucked that managed to live a mostly normal happy life, qt gf included, and I want that for you and all horsefuckers

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>>29668087
What is this

Why is this shit so prevalent on this board now
Go away

>>29668087
>I cheated on my waifu with 3dpd, will never go to equestria, have no hopes and dreams and I want you to be just as miserable as I am
uh huh

>>29664798

If that's really the way you feel, then you are probably right.

>>29668087
I don't consider myself a horsefucker.
And holy shit.
I doubt you're about to die, so you still have a lot to live.
Also I'm a huge fucking normie that's feeling just peachy despite being poor and living in a ghetto.
I've had my share of bitches, so quit assuming that shit makes your life better by default, it really doesn't.
Not everyone wants that, so fuck up already.

>>29667880
>Also I don't have night terrors.
Neither do I, but I have dropped acid and then run a temperature of 106 because I didn't realise I was sick

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>>29668473
Better cover this quick.

What I mean by it doesn't make it better is that it's not guaranteed.
Maybe it made it better for you, but that's not how it is for everyone.

>>29668512
Dumbass.

>>29654294
Normalfags get out.

kill yourselves degenerates

>>29668521
Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it up to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten

>>29668681
>ellipses
wow so you're one of those 'never coming back down' heads I heard tell about

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>>29668693
>He doesn't know the source of that quote

>>29668743
Oh shit, man, dude, man, like

That's zeppelin, right, man

>>29668109
>>29668131
There's still hope for you guys, life will always welcome you back

>>29669338
>life will always welcome you back
fortune cookie or popsicle stick?

just stop, some of us are genuinely 'happier' having checked out of the rat race that is courtship.

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Pretty much this.

Was engaged before the show started.
Watched with my daughter, who's in the target audience, hence how I ended up following the fandom and show.
The fandom has provided plenty of entertainment over the last few years.

>>29669492
Lucky man

Dating is a process of acting phony in an attempt to fool the other person into loving you for who you really are.

Women only think they want us to be ourselves because they have no idea how wretched we actually are.

>>29655476
Bullshit. Fluttershy would be way too self-conscious to ever get implants.

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>>29654294
>all the normo's on this board

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>>29671437

>all the foreveralones on this board

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>>29671446
Hey how do I upvote this?

>>29671474
You don't need to look like that to get girls.

>>29654294
>Assuming that anyone on /mlp/ has a girlfriend.

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>>29668473

I don't get why people post in threads they don't like. This thread is about which pony resembles your girlfriend. If you don't have a girlfriend and don't think people should have girlfriends then fuck off and go make your own fucking thread.

>>29671890
Oh shit bruh, you just assumed a whole bunch of shit.
It asked a question, so I answered the question.
Then someone asked more questions.
I had a straight face through all this.
And I don't think that and never said it, what the fuck are you talking about?
Don't get salty cause I'm getting tired of your shit.

>>29671909
Ah, you're a 12 year old autist. Understood

>>29671474
There were a lot of athletic and physically fit people in my high school. Some of them were complete fucking faggots who bragged about all the girls they've had sex with and parties they've been to and drugs they've done. But a lot of them were really cool and really nice people that I enjoyed talking to and was friends with. Just like there were nerdy kids who were really cool and nice and there were nerdy kids who were total obnoxious fucking faggots.

>>29671912
Yeah, that's exactly what I meant.

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Sadly she is not the GF anymore

>>29671954
You at least popped it in her pooper right?

>>29671979
no, but she really loved to succ.

>>29671985
Rookie mistake - always pop it in her pooper during the angry break up sex

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>almost every time someone laughed at the thought of having a gf or just acted like a jaded fuck in general, they got a response like their mother was trying to talk to them or some shit

I didn't realize being incel bothered this many people who'd otherwise be perfectly fine. I gotta ask, what makes you keep wanting to tell someone to keep banging their head against that metaphorical wall?

>find qt gf
>get married
>grow to hate each other
>get divorced
>lose half your shit
>die broke, miserable and alone
The system is rigged

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>>29672580
women will learn today

>>29656050
>>29659690
Life is pretty great right now, bros

>>29671430
I'm of the opinion that Fluttershy could be easily convinced/coerced/pressured by her husbando to do pretty much anything.

Mine was really really really insecure about her itty bitty titties so when I proposed getting her a boobjob for christmas she immediately jumped on the idea. She's been a happy camper ever since.

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>>29671890
If you want to talk about girlfriends and other normie shit then fuck off to facebook and stay there. Your kind never belonged here.

>>29672665
>>>/r9k/

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>>29672681
>"I'm gonna link him another board! That'll sure show him!"
Nice argument, faggot.

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>>29671985
>>29672486
>having sex before marriage

It's like you want your relationship to fail.

>>29672797
>institute of family studies
anon, pls. Even Strawpoll would be more believable

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I notice that Fluttershy is the pony most people compare their women to. Is it because most women are like Fluttershy? Shy, submissive, quiet and weak, needing someone to protect her? And if girls made a thread about what pony most resembled their boyfriends, who would be their most common response? Probably Big Mac I think - strong, silent, hides emotions, terrible to talk to.

>>29672797
>relationship
>not hitting and quitting
For what reason anon?

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>>29654294
My waifu, because Pinkie Pie IS my girlfriend.

>>29672707
>"I'm gonna link him another website! That'll sure show him!"
Nice argument, faggot.

>>29672707
I'd have told you to go to reddit, but I don't think even they would want you

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>>29671915
>chad apologists
REE YOU FUCKERS ARE EVERYWHERE

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>all these fucking normies
I should have listened to the great and wise Anonymous when he said:

>"Try Reddit, it really isn't that bad, niche subreddits are kinda like 4chan with better moderation and fewer redditors"

>>29672864
>EVERYWHERE
Yeah brah, I'm in Equestria bangin' your waifu

>>29672845
>he doesn't know that married people have way more sex than single people

http://answers.webmd.com/answers/1180061/how-often-do-married-people-have-sex

>>29672840
Fuck off to Facebook and take your shitty ship with you, redditblogger.

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>>29672849
Ebin comeback my dude. Maybe next time try to come up with something better to dismiss an argument. Linking me to another board won't prove your point, you know.
And if you think all of 4chan but r9k wants to deal with your normalfag shit you're either baiting or came here yesterday.

>>29672858
>I'll call him reddit! No, worse than reddit! How will he ever recover?
How was school today, junior?

>>29672840
>most women are like Fluttershy?
No, but the girls that make for better girlfriends/wives/moms usually resemble Fluttershy, AJ or Twilight. I guess that just means we have good taste and good luck.
Also there aren't enough male characters to have a good pool to choose from, I hardly resemble him for example.

>>29673309
lol this mad virgin

>>29674309
Chh, totally dawg, it's like this whole BOARD is full of recluse virgin sadcunts

Fucking retard

>>29674336
Hey sport, how's your first day on 4chan going?

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>>29671437
And we're on fucking /mlp/.

I can't even imagine how bad the situation is in other boards, specially the big ones.

>>29674395
Hows yours bro?

Figure out how to 'like' yet?

>>29674399
/r9k/ has it pretty bad in the sense that it's literally a zoo where they go to view autists and subhumans who lost the genetic lottery

>216 replies
>all of them lies
When did /b/ invade? I bet you're all wealthy, successful and don't live with your parents, either.

>>29674469
>wealthy
Not to brag, but I do own a Starbucks gift card

>successful
I've successfully made a bowl of cereal once

>don't live with your parents
Well, they're dead so no not really

>>29655852
>>29666770
So you guys like milfs?

>>29674469
I live alone, though
i'm such a poorfag that i can barely afford food though, i've been eating hard bread with butter for three days now

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>>29654294
>girlfriend

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>>29674469
I kissed a girl once

I've actually had more than one opportunity to have sex, but I didn't

>>29675642
Yeah, the first time figuring out "holy shit, that girl wants the D" before the evening is over, and you've gone home alone (whilst she's gone home with Chad T. Thundercock who'll give her what she wants) is almost as good as what results from that epiphany.

>>29675733
Chad isn't real, bro.
Stop creating imaginary boogeyman to explain away your problems

>>29676236
I once spent the night outside a incapacitated-drunk girl's dorm room keeping a guy literally named "Chad" from raping her. Chad exists.

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>>29676236
>just b urself brah

>>29676236
>Chad isn't real, bro.
Chad is in all of us anon, we are Chad and he is us

>>29673603
>girls that make for better girlfriends/wives/moms usually resemble Fluttershy, AJ or Twilight
You mean they resemble Ponk, Rarara and Dash

>>29672590
So you have an insecure and submissive girlfriend and you bullied her into getting breast implants? Got it

>>29676635
this

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