Spring with Mom Edition.

Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls http://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ

>Crimson
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM

>AfterHours
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] http://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night http://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night http://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending http://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] http://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM

>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7

>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09

>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP

>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw

>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread http://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv

>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449

>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5 (unfinished/dead)

>Mr. Zed
http://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)

>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World http://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE

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>"Look, mom! I'm a pony!"

Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26189238/

#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26818287/
#32 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811
#35 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27958261
#36 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28229646
#37 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28475588
#38 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28780033
#39 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28972199
#40 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29120533
#41 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29384170

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>"..Sister art thou entirely sure Anonymous's recent growth spurts are completely natural in origin?"
>'Ofcourse, Luna, he's a growing boy after all.'
>"Tia, his steps crack the palace's marble floors and he routinely exerts his dominance over the guards."
>'My baby's just having fun is all, look!'
>Meanwhile Anonymous chases a troop of terrified guards through the halls
"HAHAH YAY, I'M IT, I'M IT! THE LIVING ROOM IS BASE!"
>'Love you, sweetie, play nice~'

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I feel like shit so I just chugged some nyquil, please be here in the morning

>>29653010
its dead jim

I think this time i'll write something. Given that our writefags appear every blue moon.

>>29653010
>>29653197
bump4u

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>>29653197

>>29652750
Like, sex ed in the garden?

>>29652750
>unnecessary namefagging and tripfagging
>no thread subject
Goddamnit, at least put some effort in it instead of attention whoring. People use highlights you know, that's why the thread you made yesterday 404d with not a single person replying. There are few enough people coming here as it is, there's no need to make this thread even less noticeable.

>>29654667
Eh, it's already here, might as well try to make use of it, as we've already seen what happens to 'fake' threads.

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>"What video game are you playing Sunshine? Can mommy play with you?"

>>29654999
>Anonymous turns to face his mom as his character dies
>[WASTED]
>"You've got a real bad habit of this, mom." He says putting down his controller
>'S-sweetie, I didn't mean-'
>He's already across the room and has her against the door
>"Making me want you so bad, all the time."

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obligatory

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>>29655339

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>"Unf, s-sweetie, is that an anchor hitch you just tied?"

>>29655650
Timber Hitch.
Gotta make these diagonal lashes for H-trestles so I can build our sex dungeo- I mean- um.....watchtower!

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>>29655721
unf

>tfw it's still cold as shit and your heat breaks

I'm ready for sunshine, dammit

>>29656031
>tfw live in Florida
>the sunshine state
but thunderstorms every day in the summer when it's not blistering hot

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>>29656143
>live in california
>one day it's freezing
>next day it's lol springtime
>seasonal allergies going batshit
MOM PLS

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>>29655838
>that light pink
oh yes

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>"Anonymous, my son..."

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>>29655838
>"I see you have been training with the guards. How about a match with Mama in her chaimbers?~"

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>>29657199
>"Am I cool now sunshine? Can I "hang" with you and your friends?"

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>>29657806
>"Are you comfy?"

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Its not a phase mom! I am the lord of the dragons now! Ember is my cocksleeve and spike with step near me!!!

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Uhhh mom....remember my weekend keger in the underworld?

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>>29657535

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>>29657535
>'THE ROYAL AUNT IS IN THE AREA!!'
>"UNGH, YEAH, UH-HUH, MIC CHECK 1,2.."
"Mom, no."

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>"Mmmwah~ Goodnight, my sunshine."
>'We shall see thee off to sleep soon, nephew.'

>Mom found out you're fucking the camp counselor.
What is her reaction?

>>29660503
Which camp counselor? For all we know Anon is fucking Timber's boipussy.

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>>29660503
>implying I'd sink it into granola everfree
>>29660508
Faggot

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How is your relationship with your mother, /mom/?

Mine is the only woman who'll ever love me, and everytime I remember that she wont be around forever, I become very sad.

>>29660839
Do we really need this every single thread?

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>>29660881
Oh, I'm sorry, asshole, is this taking away from all the content we have right now?

Did this one post suddenly take up like 100 posts?

>>29660894
All you do is attract "look at my shitty relationship with my mom" posts. I rather have no content then barley tertiary related attention whoring.

>>29660918
It was also a question, one you could've chosen to ignore rather than become tumblr tier triggered over.

>>29660503
>Not losing your virginity to aunt lulu and mom during camp.

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>>29660881
I don't see the problem here.

These are basically just "feels" threads anyway.

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>>29661004
I think we should put the thread on hiatus until someone has definite content in the works.

I don't think we're consistent enough on one shots to keep us from going bump general/image dump

>>29661370
oh mommy~

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>>29661370

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>>29661377
>"A-anonymous, sweetheart, no, w-we can't"
>'Let me share this love with you, mom, please.'
>"Ahh~-, An-, Anonymous, no, mmphf, ooh..haa~ oh, my sunshine."
>'J-just you, mom, no one else, I only want you.'
http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/alison-tyler---sons-addiction/32206571/

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>>29661740
>"This show is quite interesting."
yeah mom...

>>29662212
>it's a documentary on oedipal complexes/tendencies

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>>29662212

>>29662475
mine is

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>>29662475
>"My baby is gone, I'll never see him again"
>"Tia he merely went to scho-.."
>"NEVER AGAIN WAAAAA!!"
>"..."

>>29652750
If Anon goes back in time would he fuck a teenage/early 20s Celestia and become his own father?

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>>29663279

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>>29663481
>"Oh Anon you dropped your mask, let me pick it up for you."
T-thanks Mom

>>29663756
f-for u

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>>29663279
His new consular has really taking a liking to him I'm sure she'll send all his college applications out.

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>>29663756
>"You're just mad your mom is winning."

>>29660839
Remember - She only loves you because society tells her to.

>>29664192
you're not wrong. fbm

>>29663386
Something from RGRE
>>29662044

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>>29664192
You feel better now?

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>>29659902
>"Good morning, my sunshine."
>'Good morning, mo-OHMYFUCK, WHY, MOM, WHY.'
>"Grrrr, you're apart of mommy's hoard now."

>you catch mom reading 50 shades of hay

wat do?

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>>29664613
>"I-it's a farming manual, I swear!"

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>>29664658
farming huh? I can teach you about plowing if ya know what I mean.

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Night, mom

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>>29665314

>>29664570
>>"Grrrr, you're apart of mommy's hoard now."
That's pretty cute.

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>>29664945
>"Are you ready for bed sweetie?"

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>"Oh my god, mom, quit eating my shirt. You just had a table cloth and some tin cans."
>'B-a-a-a-a-a~'
>"I'm going to kill Twilight."

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>>29663279
>"I did NOT like how that..ehh 'Miss Rarity' seamstress had her hands all over you, Anonymous."
>'Better her than Fancy Pant's shaky hands, mom. I can only take 'Woops! Pardon for ringing the belfry there ol' chap!' so long.'
>"..Did that slut write her number on the collar?"
>'Mom, please.'
>"NO, WE ARE GOING BACK RIGHT NOW AND I AM SETTING THAT BITCH STRAIGHT."

>>29652750
>Principal Momlestia notices that Cheerilee is flirting with her sunshine.
What happens?

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>>29667136
>"We're both grown gals with needs, Cheerie, you can open up to your boss. Any students that you'd care to have some 'extracurricular' time with?"
>'N-no, ma'am, none whatsoever.'
>"Oh, come now, there has to be that one young man~."
>'I-I can assure you, Principal Celestia, it's nothing like that.'
>Cheerilee sweats as mom is cleaning her handgun
>She puts it down momentarily to wipe a smudge off a framed photograph of Anonymous on her desk
>"Oh. If you say so. Remember to live a little, Ms. Cheerilee, life is too short to ponder the what if's and shoulda's."
>'I-I'll be sure to do that, thank you, ma'am.'
>"Just make sure it's not with my son."

>>29667174
>Cheerilee walks around in her old cheerleader outfit to try to suduce the principal's son.

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>>29667260
>"I don't care if she is my boss..t-that used up bag isn't keeping that Adonis of a son all to herself."
>Miss Cheerilee stands in front of the mirror in the staff restroom
>"..'Anonymous, would you care to help me limber up?~'"
>"Ugh, damnit, Cheerie, you sound like a bad porn acto-"
>A toilet flushes
>Cheerilee freezes at the sink
>Vice Principal Luna makes her way over to wash her hands
>'Ms. Cheerilee.'
>"Viceprincipalluna."
>'Be warned, tis your own funeral thou art dressing for. My sister does not take to suitors for Anonymous very kindly.'
>"H-how do you mean?"
>'Remember the French instructor, Ms. De Lis?'
>"...."
>'Ofcourse not.'

>>29667304
Out of everyone Celestia would trust Cheerilee to 'take care' of her son's needs but first she must pass her trials.

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>>29667323
Out of all the teachers, maybe, students is a different matter.
>"Really, mom? You couldn't have hooked me up with Freckles McBipolar or Beats by Dre?"
>'Anonymous, hush, Sugarcoat is a very accomplished student and meets all my criteria of a suitable partner for you.'
>Sugarcoat adjusts her glasses and says sarcastically "My, Principal Celestia, you weren't lying when you said he was a charmer."

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>>29667304
I can just imagine Anon taking cheerilee from behind in a classroom during lunch. In her throws of passion she glances out a nearby window and see Celestia standing across the street looking directly at her, wide eyed and twirling a blade in her hand. The shock from this causes cheerilee to clamp down on Anon's rod causing him to blow his load deep inside her, making her cum and make the ahego face at celestia. When cheerilee redgains her senses she sees celestia is gone.

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>>29667356
But mom she's not a virgin. Now rarity on the other hand

>>29667381
Did Anon fuck her in her old cheerleader outfit?

>>29667356
Why a CPA student?

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>>29667381
Man, that just had bad implications for all involved, dawg

>>29667136
>"Now my little sunshine you know I can't let you go out with a girl yet."
"Why?"
>"Because I'm your mother, and I'm entitled to your virginity."

>>29667387
>implying rarity is a virgin
hekel my kekels
>>29667395
between the m6 always 'fixing' and 'saving the day from weird magic shit and their 8th year senior friend sunset shimmer, mom finds sugarcoat to be the more realistic, down to earth selection

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>>29667410
Fine heckler. Here's Maud

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>>29667407
Little does she know anon lost his virginity to a pillow in Vietnam

>>29667430
>"..Uhh, I'm not questioning your choice, my sunshine..but why her?"
>'Don't you see, mom? She's perfect.'
>"Anonymous, is she even breathing- also I haven't seen her blink. At all."
>'I could listen to her catalog rocks all day.'
>"HELLO. ME. CELESTIA. DO YOU SPEAK?"

>>29667443
>Your son is like ol faithful Principal Celestia.
>Excuse me?
>He takes a long time to blow but when he does it always at the right moment.
>isn't she just perfect mom.

Principal Celestia irishes up her coffee

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>>29652750
>You will never fuck cousin Candy while mom is giving you instructions.

>>29667507
>"Now, in the interest of making sure the both of you are on the same page with each other, I'm going to have you vocalize what you want from one another."
>Mom sits across the room while you and Cadence are on your bed
>"Cadence?"
>'...I..I kindofwantanonymoustosmellmyhairandgrabmyass.'
>"I'm sorry?"
>Cadence turns another shade of pink
>'I said I want Anonymous to smell my hair and g-grab my ass.'
>"Very good, communication is key here, Cadence. Sweetheart, how about you?"
>'I-is she a mind reader, mom?'

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>>29667507
>not posting supirior version

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>"Mom! Auntie Moon ate all my candy!"
>'L-LIES! THE BOY SPEAKETH LIES, SISTER!'

>>29668017
That's really good.

Not often you see good humanized of her that isn't bimbo trash.

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>"Your Highness, we're afraid your son has been arrested."
>"Again."

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>>29668017

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>You will never be lured into joining CPA instead of CHS by Principal Cinch when she offers her niece as a guaranteed girlfriend for all 4 years

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>>29668639
>"Oh dear. What are the charges this time?"
>'Public intoxication, indecent exposure, not saying 'thank you', voluntary manslaughter, assault with a deadl-'
>"...What was that last one?"
>'Voluntary manslaughter?'
>"The one before that, please."
>'Uhh, I believe the transgression is listed as The Prince not thanking someone who held the door open for him.'
>"He's gone too far this time."

>>29669109
Bro, be serial here

She is not even 2nd best cpa girl
Anon goes off canterlot high campus at lunch to visit his cousin, Dean Cadence, anyway

>>29669109
Sorry I prefer superior cousin pussy instead.

>>29669234
>Anon returns to campus after lunch looking no worse for wear
>Walks a little funny and has a dumb smirk on his face
>"I take it you enjoyed a nice lunch with your cousin?"
>'Hmm? Lunch?..Mmm, yeah something like that. I do remember eating some pie.'
>Mom cups his cheek
>"Oh, you. Anyway, how has Cadence bee-"
>Her hand falls to his shoulder as she pulls the collar of his shirt down
>His neck is full of hickeys and there are bite marks on his shoulder
>Mom frowns
>"..Going to have a word with that girl about not being so rough with things that don't belong to her."

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>>29668017
>"You don't need this silly machine, Just ride momma."

>>29667507
>fuck cousin Candy while mom is giving you instructions
unf

>>29669626
>"Nonsense, Nephew, this screaming metal deathtrap shall not suffice."
>"Your mother and I shall be your primary means of transportation."
>Mom is in the corner repeatedly bumping into the wall
>Cautionary beeping is heard everytime she backs up

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>"We trust thou art finding this evening truly euphoric, m'nephew?"
>'Oh no-, Auntie, did mom tell you the hat was a good idea?'
>"She DID! Infact, our dear sister was so enthused by our superior headware that she could not stop laughing."
>You scratch her behind the ears
>'..My doting, naive, Auntie.'

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>>29669626
>"Do you like the new undergarments I baught Sunshine?"

>>29670249
>"...Mom, you realize, you're actually nude most the time aside from your tiara and regalia, right."
>'Oooh such a naughty boy, very well, I'll take them off. Slowly~'

>>29669267
Did Anon breed her though?

>You are Anon, ordinary human living on Earth
>One day as you're walking to work, the sky splits open and a brilliantly radiant white Pegacorn descends to the ground in front of you, startling everyone around
>Her eyes flutter open, and she lifts her hoof to point to the person in front of her
>She then starts pointing to various different people in sequence
>In the stunned silence, you can just barely hear her saying 'eenie-meanie-miney-moe' under her breath
>When she gets to you she freezes
>Even though she hasn't reached the end of the rhyme yet, she stops and her smile widens
>"My dear sweet Colt, did you think you were leaving the house without a proper breakfast?"
"...What the fuck?"
>She pouts
>"That's certainly no way to speak to your mother, young man!"
"Huh? Mo--I don't know who or what you even--"
>She presses the tip of her hoof against your lips and shushes gently
>"Now, now, I understand that you want to look cool in front of your friends. Maybe it would be too 'lame' for your mother to bring you your lunch, hmm?"
>Her horn glows, and she pulls a brown paper bag seemingly out of her ass
>It has the word 'human' written on it in fanciful calligraphy
>It's levitated into your hands, and you stare at it dumbfounded
>"When you get home from school, I'll have a nice, hot meal waiting for you my dear...Anonymous?"
>You look up, and see her holding your wallet, squinting as she studies your driver's license
>She shrugs and floats it back into your pocket
>"Not what I would've chosen...Anonymous! Have a wonderful day, my sparkling ray of sunshine!"
>She explodes in a blinding flash of light, disappearing as quickly as she came
>Everybody is staring at you
>You start laughing nervously
>You don't stop until you lock yourself in the bathroom at work and cradle your head in your hands
>If you're going to have a mental breakdown, you can at least do it on the clock

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>>29665314

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>>29667390
glad to know i wasn't the only one who thought that.

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>>29670249

>>29670688
>"Anonymoussssss."
>'Yes, mo-'
>"Anonymous, that's not my name. Use mommy's new name."
>Anon sighs
>'..Yes, Super Mommy Guru?'
>"I saw a cake. It was pretty."
>'......'
>"That is all..you can go back outside now."

>>29670702
>"Big greeeeeeeeen."
"Oh God damn it...Yes mommy?"
>"I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee-...Anon, there's a purple alicorn standing behind you, kill it like the rest."
>'P-Princess Celestia it's me, Twilight'
>"...Kill it like the rest."

I want to be Mommy's boy toy

>>29670755
don't we all

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>>29670755
>>29670908

>>29670924
>Mom will never give you a thigh fuck to release your stress.
>You will never spray cum all over her lower stomach.

>>29670971
That's hot, bro, but 2bh, I just want to rest my head in her lap while she strokes my hair and sings me to sleep

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>>29671185
>Mom-Ra and Auntie Anubis stride by Akhenonymous's throne as they survey their kingdom
>He cracks a smile and clears his throat
>"Mom, look, Moseslight Sparkle turned the pyramids into giant cakes!"
>'GET OUT OF MY WAY, PRINCESSES FIRST, I'LL EMBALM A NIGGA ALIVE IF HE GETS BETWEEN ME AND MY-..*ahem*'
>He laughs a mighty pharaoh laugh
>'That snarky remark just earned you a plague of frogs, young demigod.'

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Night, mom

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>>29670745
Ha

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>"Anonymous, don't you dare.."
>The Griffon king is droning on about the partnership between your two nations
>All you can focus on though is the banquet before you
>Notably their tendies
>"Anonymous Wayne Gretzky, I am being serious here, if you so much as 'ree' during King Sanders's speech.."
>You inch towards the bounty of tendie goodness
>"You will be so grounded it won't even be funny, young man."
>You lock eyes with your mother as you prepare to reach for one
>"Anonymous Ilich-Sanchez you do NOT want to see the serious mommy face, last warning, mister."
>Almost there
>"ANONY- Luna, please help me with your nephew, he gets the tendie lust from you. Luna?"
>The seat next to mom is empty
>Heh, nothing personnel, mommy
>You can almost feel the golden delicious goodness of those tendies
>Then they're gone
>The entire plate of them, disappeared
>Hoffa'd
>Houdini'd
>Or in this case Luna'd
>Your Aunt reappears back at her seat, with HER tendies
>[smug animu auntie horse.png]
>Defeated, you croak out 'S-she's fast..

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>>29664613
>"..'Was this really happening? Was she truly going to share this kind of love with her son?' "
>"Oh my skies..." Mom utters turning another page
>" 'Mom..' He said locking eyes with her."
>" 'She immediately sprang up to her haunches and used her magic to disintergrate his pants into nothing, freeing his magnificent co-' "
>Anon enters the room
>'Hi, mom, was thinking about grabbing some lunch, wanna come with?'
>"Oh baby, I thought you'd never ask-..*ahem*, y-yes, I would..to get lunch that is."

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>"Oh, the girls at the office are just going to adore you, sweetheart."

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>>29674487
>"Ms. Minuette, would you please look after my son for a moment?"
>Mom ushers you into the office of a cute young woman with a sparkling smile and two tone hair
>'I'd love to, ma'am!'
>"Anonymous, sweetie, mommy will be RIGHT back. I want you on your best behavior for Ms. Minuette, is that clear?"
>You cross your arms and nod vigorously
>She's out the door and swept up in an entourage of other grown up's in suits
>'Would you like a candy, Anonymous? They're sugar free, ofcourse!'
>You hop up in the chair opposite her as she places it on your open palm across her desk
>You catch a glance of a tattoo above her right breast
>It's a smiling tooth holding a flaming toothbrush
>You try not to smile but fail and end up covering your mouth to giggle
>'Oooh you are SUCH a little cutie!~'
>A knock at the door stops her from pinching your cheek
>"Minuette, these projections for our 3rd quarterly-, OH MY GOSH, SHE BROUGHT YOU BACK, HIIII ANONYMOUS~"
>It's Ms. Moondancer, you remember her as being super cuddly and soft
>Minuette bristles at the intrusion
>'G-go away, Moondancer! Ms. Celestia left him in my care, he doesn't wanna do sudoku puzzles with you or hear about your cats!'
>"Atleast I don't have to resort to bribery." Moondancer shot back, pointing to the candies
>*ahem*
>You throw your hands up
>Hi mommy!
>She smiles as she bends down to pick you up
>"Oh, my little boy is growing into quite the ladies man already isn't he?"
>Moondancer and Minuette put on happy, civil faces for the moment
>"My, we'll have to start some sort of schedule to see who gets the pleasure of your company, won't we, sweetheart?"
>'H-hehe, yeah, I guess you will!'
>It was Twilight, the office's mail girl
>All 3 women direct their attention to her
>"Twilight, please."

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>>29652750
>"Hurry up Anon. I don't want to get one your mother's bad side."

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>>29674487
>"Are you enjoying the view sweetheart?"

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>>29674971

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>>29675390

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>>29675585
Mom stop being like twilight.

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>>29675849
Who the fuck called my mom a dork

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>>29675849

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>"That's my candy!"
>'Nonsense! All sweets obtained upon the holy lunar holiday of Nightmare Night are ours by default!'
>"Cheater!"
>'T-the insolence! Sister! Have you taught him no manners?'
>Mom sighs, eating Anon's less desirables
>"He's a child, Luna. If you would like candy, I'm sure he'd be willing to share, if you'd ask nicely."
>'Ask 'nicely'?! H-HATH THOU FORGOTTEN-'
>"Don't you yell at my mommy, mean Auntie Moon!"
>'INCONCEIVABLE! WE SHALL TAN THY HIDE FROM GREEN TO ...T-TAN!'
>"PBBBBBT!! NYAH!"
>'NO YOU, PBBBBBT!!!'

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>>29676656

>Anon is a Planeswalker
>In order to travel to another world, he has to be born into it
>He does this by essentially picking a womb at random and hopping right on in
>He happens to choose Celestia
>She's confused and scared at her sudden pregnancy, especially since she's supposed to be infertile
>After figuring out what's happening, she grows accustomed to the idea, and even becomes excited
>A child of her own, and an immortal one at that!
>She won't have to feel the pain of outliving her child
>But Planeswalkers must Walk the Planes
>He'll want to move on eventually...
>Not if she has anything to say about it

>>29677104
fund this

>>29677104
Yass

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>>29677122
>>29677209
Would that be something like the butterfly effect or jumper, where anywhere/any time period he's in, she's there?

That reminds me of a book I read as a child.
It was called The Runaway Bunny.

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>>29676927
>"Anon did you eat the last slice of cake?"

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Stepped in the party, ya mom's drunk as hell
3 delegates already said 'Anon, yo mom's bref smell'

40 oz in hoof, that what's she's got
'Yo mare, you see Celly hurling in the parking lot?'

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>>29678368
>Your mother will never almost start a war when she drunkenly calls the visiting Griffon king a "Tiny-dicked, limp-taloned, Bit-hungry, Kentucky-Fried-Faggot."

>>29678567
>"Donchu shtart 'sshshshshshing' ME, young m- *hic, young m- *hic*, mmmy little green cuddle monshter."
>'Mom, please, this-'
>"Unf, 'mom, please' is fuggin' right, shunshine..d-do *hic* do me right here, right now."

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>"Where does the time go." Mom muses aloud to herself as she makes her way to bed
>She notices a light coming from the living room
>"Oh, that boy, no doubt he's still up shouting 'faggot bitch niggercunt' at children in call of battlefield. If he doesn't get his full 8, he'll be cranky."
>She pokes her head
>"Anonymous?"
>"Anonymous, sweethear, it's pas- LUNA!' She scolds, reducing her voice to just above a hiss
>"Luna..Luna! Stop that right now! Let my baby rest."
>'Zzz...*urrrrrrrp*..bigger boat, chief...zzznssczkt.'
>"Good night, my sunshine~"

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>>29678357
Psshh, no

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>>29674592
>Mfw this actually happened whenever I went to work with my mom.
>Mfw I brought my Sega Genesis and played sonic and knuckles all day in the conference room.
>Mfw I always was treated to lunch by one of the office ladies.

I wish I could relive those days

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>>29674487
She must order hair gel by the barrel

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>>29679706
My mom worked at the daycare center I went to, so everyday was like go to work with mom day.

Oh, to reminisce.

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>"Um, r-rise with the day, my sunbeam.."
>'Mom?'

>>29678576
i like this

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>"Honey i'm home!"

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>>29681072
>"HEEEY, TIGER!"
>'DAD!'
>Anon jumps into his dark lord fathers arms
>'Do it-, do the fiery eye thing!'
>"You mean...THIS?"
>Mom notices and looks up from her evening paper
>'Anonymous, don't encourage your father.'
>Dad stops the fiery eye thing
>"Oh..oh lord..sick. as. a. dog. Oh man..Non', hey, tiger, would you go grab your old man the pepto?"

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>>29678357
>"There I p-put on the dress a-are you h-happy now?"

>>29681128
>you are anon
>and mom and dad are fighting again
>he wants her to let him be free, free to be his own man, do his work in peace, because it pays for half the castle
>she just wants him to stop trying to conquer equestria for once in his life
>their differing world views have lead to some interesting disputes in the past
>you hate seeing them fight
>"YOU ENSLAVED HALF OF GRIFFONSTONE!" your mom screams
>>THEY REFUSED TO MAKE MY UNHOLY ENGINES OF WAR. WOULD YOU HAVE ME SEND THEM FLOWERS?" dad yells right back
>you sit in your room, on your bed, trying to read your comics
>they love each other
>but sometimes you can see that they are just too different
>>"IM SORRY THAT I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER SHROUDED IN DARKNESS"
>"You sound like my sister having an emo phase"
>>"oh please, that mewling whelp of a villain wouldn't know her flank from a flask, and regularly SUCKS FROM BOTH!"
>Uh oh.
>daddy insulted aunty Luna
>he's never been this mad
>its gone awful quiet out there
>suddenly your door bursts open, shattering into a million shards, and taking a good portion of the wall with it
>your father groans, his helmet dented as he stands up
>he looks at you
>>"hey champ!"
>you brush a chunk of oak off of your bed and close your comic
"Are you and mommy gonna get a divorce?"
>he laughs and shakes his hand
>it's glowing with black fire
>>"nah, we're just having a disagreement "
>he walks back to the hole that was once your door, taking a deep breath, before his dark spell engulfs his entire body, and he rockets out of your room with a roar
>you walk over to watch
>you hate when they fight
>but god DAMN!
>It looks so cool!

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>>29681503
>"Non'? Hey, sport, why don't you run along and play with pop's workfriend while me & mom have a chat, huh? You remember Terry, right?"
>You do, he likes legos and juiceboxes, too
>Standing off to the side, he shuffles nervously and finally says 'I uh..I told you that in confidence, Boss.'
>"Yeah well it's alot easier for my son to say than "Wish King of Akbar. And HEY..you let him win he wants to play vidya, got it?"

>>29681503
So, Sauron in Equestria? Sounds AWESOME

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>>29681503
>Anon gets home after getting beaten by bullies
>Dad leads his elite uruks to burn their houses down.
>Meanwhile Mom bakes anon and his orc captain uncle some waffles while they play vidya.

>>29681985
>"Oh eez' a wee lit'ul grot he is, innit."
>Anon tries to hold on of their clubs
>"Lookit that, boys!"
>They all feign terror
>"Lord Mast'r Nonymous, show us mercy!"
>He's barely able to lift it to point in the direction of one of their Felbeast's
>'Bang!'
>It falls over and pretends to be dead

>>29681985
>>29682017
kek

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>"Mom, I'm going away for a while"
>"Remember dads favorite song?"
>"Yes my son, its my favorite too"
"I'm going to be just like him, I'm going to fly like he did when he arrived here in Equestria"
>"Son..I just don't want to lose you.."
>"You really are your fathers son"
>"I love you mom, I'll be the wings on your back from now on, its my time to shine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n9EwRw3jiI&t=50s

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>>29682118
The feels are strong with this one.

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>>29682118

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>>29681072
What kind of gift did you bring me this time dad?
>Oh your latest whor--im mean consorts? Theyre already in your room waiting.
Sweet thanks dad!

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>>29679694
Man you look guilty as fuck, any way you slice it

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>"..T-there's a nice fruit salad right next to those donuts, mom."
>[Ravenous consumption of mass quantities]
>"Ok, ok..just saying they were for everyone."

What would mom play with us if she played vidya?

>>29684232
i bet she'd be great at rts games

>>29684232
Probably Mario Kart.

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>>29684232
CAWADOOHDY
>>29684247
>"Twilight, I'm sorry, but you already have a table map. Anonymous has been using this map of the crystal empire for his hotwheels."

>Anon is tall, muscular, and he's rocking a pretty thick beard
>He looks pretty odd by most ponies' standards, but not to Princess Celestia
>He reminds her a lot of her long-passed father
>She didn't get to have much of a childhood, seeing as she inherited Equestria at a pretty young age
>As much as she tries to deny it, she can't help but feel drawn to Anonymous
>Meanwhile, she doesn't realize that he's feeling a similar mix of confused emotions
>Her gentle and motherly nature is making him long for simpler days in his youth, before his mother was sacrificed to the gods of plot convenience
>They eventually talk it out and discover that they are both weirdos
>But they decide they can be weirdos together

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>"*ahem*...Princess? Anonymous? What a coincidence seeing you here!"
>"...No, Twilight, that's stupid! They live at the palace, OFCOURSE they'd be there!"
>'PURPLEDORKSAYSWHAT?'
>Twilight barely had time to register a green blur, bulleting from one point to the next leaving behind a familiar smiling after-image
>"A-anonymous?"
>'..I thought you were going to say what. Damnit.'
>"Anonymous, h-how?"
>'Eh I was bored and my mom, auntie, and condense hit me some of that californication magic they hit you with to turn you into a jisney princess.'
>"That's..that's amazing, actually. Now we can both-"
>'Ah shit, not now, Sparkle, mom's here, gotta blast.'
>Princess Celestia lands next to her
>"Twilight, have you seen Anonymous? He's recently joined the Princess club and he absolutely refuses to wear his crown."

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>>29681426

night, mom

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>>29684293
>"Anonymous has been using this map of the crystal empire for his hot wheels."
lol, I remember play with hot wheels on these streets

>>29685412
>"Eyes up, Sunshine."
>"You wont find the enemy in there~"

>>29652770
...I know this man. Who is posting pictures of Jesse on this Taiwanese noodle-slapping board?

I want to cum on mom's face.

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>when you have to go to work but want to stay home with mommy

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>>29684861

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>>29687421

>>29687870
boop

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>>29687870
teaching mom how to swim

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>>29689610
I want to run up from behind her, jump forward whole quickly wrapping an arm around her neck, causing me to pull her into the pool

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>>29689610

>>29652750
p 10

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>>29690021

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>>29690763
night, /mom/

>>29691618
>Mama can you carry me? To the early morning~

> You're Anon.
> Lounging on a couch in the palace hallway, reading a book.
> It's a quiet little spot with a bit of background noise from the bustle of the evening's activities.
> You hear the sound of approaching hooves.
> Quick glance reveals Celestia, clearly on her way to you.
> You close the book and wait for her.
> Soon she's sitting on the floor next to you, the tiny couch being a bit too small to share with a pony of her size.
> "Hello my sweetcake."
> You roll your eyes.
"Hi mom."
> "Good book?"
"Sure sure."
> You rise up to a proper sitting position.
"What's up?"
> "It's getting quite late so I think it's about time we start getting ready for sleep."
"Already? We only just had dinner like an hour ago!"
> The corners of her mouth turn up in a little smirk.
> "Time sure flies when you're having fun."
> A quick look through the window shows the moon high in the night sky.
"Huh. I guess we should go then."
> Before you can rise from the couch, golden magic picks you up and sets you on your stomach on her back.
"Mooom! I can walk on my own for fucks sake."
> "Oh shush, I'm sure your feet are tired after a long day."
> She's walking towards her bedchambers with you on her back, still keeping you paritially in her magic to reduce the strain on her back and to keep your feet from dragging on the ground.
"Well they're not. I've apparently been sitting on that couch since dinner."
> "With half as many legs, you must be twice as exhausted as I am!"
"I don't think it works that way."
> "Well I'm the princess and I declare it so!"
"You're the dumbcess."
> "That's not a very nice thing to say."
> You sense a bit of hurt in her voice.
"And kidnapping me is not a very nice thing to do."
> She was just joking around and here you go ruining it again.
> "Is it wrong for a mother to take care of her own?"
> You sigh.
"I'm sorry mom. I didn't really mean it."
[1/5]

>>29693281
> "It's alright pumpkin, I forgive you."
> You hug her neck and bury your head in her mane.
> She's sometimes a bit overbearing but she does take good care of you.
> You ended up in Equestria through some magical anomaly.
> Rogue magic can be dangerous but this has been the only case of a new species being transported across dimensions.
> As a result, you ended up dealing with Celestia herself.
> She grew quite fond of you and as you grew closer you learned a lot about eachother.
> Holy shit that mare has some deranged fantasies
> Lucky for her, you're quite openminded yourself.
> Soon enough, you agreed to get officially adopted by her.
> Though you were an adult, she'd occasionally treat you like an actual child, and you were happy to play along.
> You were both fucked up like that.
> In the end though you know she loves you, and you love her.
> The core of your relationship is genuine.
> And her mane smells amazing.
> Like a combination of everything that's good in this world.
> Eventually you pass the door into her bedchambers.
> She magics you off her back and goes to get something from the cupboard.
"You got something there?"
> "Yes!" she chirps
> You see her turn around with something in her magic.
"Bathtime?"
> "Of course!"
"But I took a shower just this morning."
> "That was a special exception. It's not a reason disturb your usual routine."
> You've a feeling you're not going to win this argument.
> Not that it even matters as she's got you in her magic again, quickly undressing you.
> When she's done, she pauses to admire your nude form.
> "Who's my handsome little human?"
"Fucks sake.."
> You've been through this so many times.
> She's just looking at you expectantly and you know there's only one way out of this.
> Sigh
"I am..."
> A bright smile takes over her face and she lets out a cute little squee.
> Simple mares have simple joys.
[2/5]

yay green

>>29693287
> She brings you over to a hug as she starts taking making her way over to the bathroom.
> You're gently placed into the full bathtub.
> She seats herself to the side of the tub.
> "Is the water good?"
"It's perfect, mom."
> You stretch your back and shift into a more relaxed position.
> Seeing as you just laid your back against the tub, Celestia starts the washing with your feet instead.
> She's working her magic, simultaneously soaping and massaging.
> It feels heavenly.
> You open your eyes and they fall on your mother.
> Working away with such gentle care.
> She senses your gaze and shoots a smile your way while working on your legs.
> Her magic is circling its way up and soon enough she's giving you the most lovely butt massage.
"That feels lovely."
> She gives a satisfied hum. And moves to your frontside.
> Gentle magic envelops your balls as you watch your mother, working with such a loving smile and her eyes on the prize.
> You get the feeling this should feel wrong.
> Fuck the haters, this is amazing.
> She moves on to your dick, stroking it gently but without sexual intent.
> Simply a mother caring for her young.
> Your mother.
> She's provided you with nothing but unconditional love.
> And deranged sex.
> Never forgetting the unconditional love though.
> You're the luckiest fucker in the entire universe.
> She'd moved on to your back.
"Fuck that feels amazing. I spent the entire evening in a really shitty posture on that couch."
> She stopped the massage.
"Hey, why'd you stop?"
> "Anon."
> Oh fuck.
> She's using the stern mother voice
> "I'm trying to be patient with you..."
> Fuckedy fuck.
> "...but this foul language..."
> Here we go.
> "...is getting out of hand."
"I'm sorry."
> No I'm not, heh!
> "You say that but you never try to improve."
> Shit.
"I'm trying mom, I promise!"
> "No."
"N-No?"
> "I think some punishment is in order."
[3/5]

>>29693290
"NO! I can be better! For real this time!"
> Celestia stays silent as she's giving you the judgemental stare.
> You know you can't talk your way out of this.
> She's a mother in discipline mode.
> And you were just thinking how lucky you were.
> Oh well, you win some you lose some.
> You know it's game over at this point.
"FUCK THIS!"
> She doesn't flinch.
> You rise from the tub and lean with your hands on the edge, trying to look menacing.
"I HATE YOUR SHITTY FUCKING RULES!"
"I AM A FREE MAN! YOU'VE NO RIGHT TO FORCE YOUR WAYS ON ME!"
"YOU CAN GO FUC-"
> A bar of soap darts into your mouth.
> You gurgle a miserable protest as it ravages your mouth.
> This isn't the first time this has happened.
> In fact, this has happened often enough that you've grown used to the taste.
> Celestia doesn't need to know that though.
"Thas' poison!"
> "No talking back during punishment."
> She keeps going.
> "I'm only doing this because I love you."
"Loving mothers don' ... poison ther children!"
> You manage to argue through the soap.
> "You'll understand when you get older. It's for the best."
> You sit in silence as Celestia keeps going.
> Eventually she's starting to slow down.
> "Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
> You hang your head in defeat.
"I'm sorry mom."
> "You watch your tongue in the future."
"I will."
> Fucker.
> You turn to the tap to get some water in your mouth, trying to get the remaining bits of soap out of your mouth.
> You feel you've done an adequate job but you don't spit out all of the water.
> Instead, you let out a practiced burp...
> ..and smile brightly at the couple of bubbles it produced.
> It is a skill you've honed to perfection over the months.
> A worthy skill for the NEW PRINCE OF EQUESTRIA!
> You turn to Celestia with that shit-eating grin of yours.
[4/5]

>>29693296
> She has buried her face in her hoof and is now resting it on the edge of the tub.
> Behind it you can see a look of deep disappointment.
> You stifle a snicker.
> You scooch over and wrap your arms around her neck and put on the most innocent voice you can muster.
"What's wrong mommy?"
> She lets out a deep sigh.
> "What am I going to do with you.."
"Well-"
> "Don't answer that."
> You remain silent.
> The silence lasts for a short while.
> "We should continue your bath."
"Yeah."
> She gets back to work on your back and makes quick work of the remaining work.
> Magic wraps around you as you're lifted from the tub.
> A warm towel makes its way to you and soon you're enveloped in the soft cloth.
> Soon you're completely dry and on your way out of the bathroom.
"Where the fuck are my pajamas?"
> A hoof smacks you in the back of the head.
> You rub it with a hand as you walk and soon you're seated on the edge of the enormous bed.
"Well?"
> "I think you look fine the way you are!"
"It's cold as fu- dge though."
> A little golden magic and suddenly you feel warm again.
"Thanks I guess."
> "Now. I believe you haven't eaten since dinner?"
"Correct."
> "Well then."
> She hops on the bed and makes her way to the pillows.
> Resting on her side, she moves a hindleg to expose her teats in an inviting gesture.
> You scooch over and quickly wrap your lips around one.
> It tastes like orange juice.
> Fucking wizards, man.
> You're thankful though, since pony milk tasted quite bad to you.
> You just keep on sucking as Celestia strokes your back with a wing.
> Soon you're done and a blanket floats over to cover you both.
> Everything is perfect.
> Full stomach.
> Laying in the warm embrace of your mother.
> You feel sleepiness starting to take over.
"I love you mom."
> "I love you too, my little faggot."
[5/5]

>>29693288
Literally the first thing I've ever written for this site. Hope you enjoy.
http://pastebin.com/BcYpXfDy

>>29693311
good shit senpai

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>>29678567
>>29678576
>Your mother then proceeded to vomit all over the Saddle Arabian delegates, before stumbling over to the banquet table
>she then tripped, fell over onto the nearest cake, and promptly passed out

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>You will never have a mother so radiant and incandescent that the snow melts and grass grows wherever she steps

I had a shit day....

Somehow everytime i read these momlestia threads i wish my mom was still alive.

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>>29682118
Im a big bear I can take it.


For real though ac5 was the shit back in the day, also

>that grunge soundtrack

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>>29690949

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>>29695143

night mom

Tfw actual mom died when i was 8 and want to replace her with momlestia

Were there any prompts from the last few threads being worked on or does anyone know some of them or new ones they'd like to see happen?

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>>29693281
>>29693287
>>29693290
>>29693296
>>29693304
kek, nice green

>>29697524
i would like to see where this could go

>anon arrives at equestria and is 20-ish years old
>he stays at the castle and makes friends with Luna and Celestia
>as more time passes anon and Celestia get closer and closer as friends, Celestia starts to act more and more motherly to anon
>she does it without really thinking about it, more on a subconscious level
>it gets so bad she basically did the paper work adopting anon while working on several other legislation on a really boring day

Alright faggots, here's something that hit me while I was at work earlier

>Anon trips dickfirst into a portal to equestria
>he does all the typical Q&A with purple nerple, and they figure out magic has pretty much no effect on him, etc.
>Celestia finds out from Twiglet that human lifespans are much shorter than she had guessed
>Celestia begins mothering him after hearing about how bad his life on earth was from him
>She decides to make him as comfortable as she can when she realizes he's already a third of the way through his estimated lifespan

>Their relationship progresses to the point where he is breast feeding from her
>much to both of their surprises, he doesn't seem to age as the years go by
>eventually they figure out that her milk has a natural magic to it that seems to be extending his life, and that certain nutrients in it seem to be off-setting the rate at which his dna's telomeres are truncated, effectively preventing most degenerative diseases, including cancers
>they realize most artificial magics don't affect him because they fight his body's biology, but her magic is working with his body because it is being introduced through a natural medium: a mother's breast milk
the magic flows back into the magic atmosphere if her milk is put into a container, making the only option drinking from her teats directly

TLDR: the magic present in mom's milk keeps anon from aging or dying of natural causes or disease so long as he consumes it

>>29693311
cheers mate, you deserve those digits after a first try that good

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>>29698620
>"I h-hope you like your cereal, Anonymous.."
>'..We don't have milk in the fridge, mom.'
>"Eat it."

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>>29698687
>she uses magic to make her milk taste like whatever he would most like to drink
It tastes like Sunny D

I'm a moonfag, stop doing this to me you bastards

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>"Mwah~ Goodnight, my little angel."
>'I have some concerns about where this is going, mom.'
>"There, there. Mommy will plug in your night light, don't worry."

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What sort of girls would Celestia approve of her Anon dating? I can imagine she would only allow the very best to court her precious Sunshine.

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>>29699239
luna

>>29652750
>Celestia takes an interest in Anon when, after asking him he remembered to send that letter to Twilight, Anon responds with a sarcastic (but good-natured) "Sure thing, mom."
>Nopony had ever called her "mom" so confidently before
>Either they never dared, or it was on accident and they were so nervous and intimidated that they immediately apologized
>Anon as confident and deliberate, even though he was teasing her
>Suddenly, she finds herself wanting to hear him call her "mom" a bunch more times...

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>>29693304
Top cute with the right amount of unf.

>>29693281
>>"With half as many legs, you must be twice as exhausted as I am!"
This is fucking adorable

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>"There is no escape, Cholesterol!"
>'Grrr, you monster, Lunesta!'
>This is the scene before you
>This is your sunday
>You shake your head and leave the dining hall
>It's a big palace, you can find a meal somewhere else
>Mom & Auntie resume their 'fight' over the last donut

>You will never fuck mom in the woods of Camp Everfree.
>She would never try to feel you up even in the bus full of your peers.
>Auntie Lulu will never give you a blowy by the lake.
>She will never say;
>"I see you been eating more fruit nephew."

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>>29700451

>>29700950
>"We've talked about this, sweetie. When we make love, I want you to call me 'mommy', not just 'mom', okay?"

>>29700952
Would Mom want me to cum inside every time?

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>>29652750

>>29701330
Hmmm, maybe not all the time.
Cousin Condense is the one who'd be leglocking you and holding on like there's no tomorrow to get you to release inside.
>>29701341
Yeah, better leave before you start to like it.

>>29701380
>Cousin Condense is the one who'd be leglocking you and holding on like there's no tomorrow to get you to release inside.
Even if she didn't want any sprogs and was on the pill, she gets off on making sure that Anon cums inside.

>>29701380
>Cadance leglocking you.
Unf.
What would Auntie Lulu do?

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>>29701392
Shoot, I always hc that they're into different things, maybe even a little out of character, but I can't remember specifics right now.
I think mom treasures the intimacy the most and loves how her son always wants to please her.
Aunt Luna would be the same to a point, but probably be into tickling or spanking.

>>29701710
spanking definitely

remember the tantabus

>>29685899
>>29687421

I want Amazon Celly to /ss/ me

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>mfw this thread

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>>29701814
So do I, Anon. So do I.

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>>29701827
Yeah you already told us:
>>29701341

you can fuck off now, thanks

>>29701330
Sometimes she wants it on her face or on her tits, Anon.

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>"...Oh my go-, Mom, are you HIGH right now?"

>>29702001
But the question is would she prefer cum on her tits or face?
How would she react?

>>29702300
>"Heh heh yeah."

>>29702300
She learned it from watching, you Anon.

>>29702457
Tits for before bedtime. She says that it's her "anti-aging cream" and rubs it into her skin.

>>29698687
kek, reminds me of The Exchange

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>blah blah magic allergy, mom gets age regressed to a filly
>still retains power because still alicorn princess
>"Mom, you CANNOT put him on time-out, the Minotaur delegate has diplomatic immunity."
>'NO! HE SAID MY CAKE TAX WAS DUMB, NYAH!'
>"I'm sorry, we'll have to adjourn this meeting until my mother decides to start acting like a young princess should."
>'Anonymous. Carry me to my next meeting.'
>"You have wings and magic, mom."
>'I'm still a princess, young man, now, carry momma~.'

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night, mom

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>>29699239
Only royalty.
She'd like it to be a pony, but if she can somehow gain more territory by marrying off her son to some savage, and then have them "disappear" a few years later, she'd be O.K. with it.

>>29693280
>Why they gotta take mama? To the early morning~
>To the early mourning~

>Gold