Nightly Twilight Thread

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twily a cute

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>>29599044
>shitty ship
End yourself, you shitstain on the underpants of life.

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>>29599153
Twishy is canon, you fucking mongoloid

>>29599225
fuck off cancer

>>29599019
I love Twilight so much!!

>>29599225
THIS IS SHIT!!

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Sorry, Anons. She's a princess and almost a celebrity at that. She's saved the world countless times and can get pretty much anything she wants. Face it, she's way out of your league. Maybe you should aim a little lower.

>>29599706
Nope!! I still love her!! Your opinion doesn't make me change my love for her!!

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>>29599725
That's fine, you can love her, most of Equestria does. But she won't ever return those feelings. At most you'll just be a friend.

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>>29599706
>settling for anything but the best

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Twi is best pone

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>>29599784
>Rainbow's right over there, I'm sure you mean her
Why not both?

>>29599931
I just can't see Dash as anything more than just a cute pony, she's too boyish for my tastes. She's a good pony, though, a good friend to Twi

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>>29599706
She doesn't want to be a celebrity and is above letting her fame get to her head.

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All I wanted was to see this every morning

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>>29600326

>>29599706
I feel like Twilight would be obsessed with a human rather than ignoring them, imagine all the research she could do and all the books she could write about how humans work and what their world is like.

>>29600832
it would be gabby's cutiemark a hundredfold

>>29600832
As a scientist, sure. Not romantically.

>>29600859
give it time

>>29600868
Exactly!!

>>29599706
>maybe you should aim a little lower

Is your mother available?

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>>29599706
Don't worry she'll be happy with me.

>>29600326
Me too!!

>>29601683
Don't you mean... With me??

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>>29600035

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>>29599019
Twilight is a weird pony

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>>29602548
Silly pony princess is the best pony princess.

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>>29603098
That whole scene was so cute.

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>>29603558

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>>29603098
>>29603558
>>29603614
>Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle, and I'm an alcoholic.

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>>29603614
Cadance you dirty mare control you wingboners.

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>>29603614

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>>29604178

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>>29604185
>Twilight destroyed a book with her own horn
How does she feel about this?

>>29604218
I bet it's not the first. She has probably fallen asleep on a book drooled all over it more than one time during her studies. Maybe even spilled ink on one or two while making notes. So I think she's used to it but she still feels bad about it every time, but not in a melodramatic sort of way.

>>29603614
Twilight, my love, you need to rest!! You don't have to worry, I'll take care of those things for you. Sleep well, sweetheart!! I love you!!

>>29604572
sleep tight, Twilie

>>29604572
Sleep Tight, Twilie.

>>29604572
Sleep tight, Twilie

>>29604572
"Sleep Tight, Twilie" in this thread.

>>29604572
sleep tight, twilie

>>29605022
Wow that's very autistic!

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Twilight sure was sleepy in S5. I guess she had a reason.

>>29604572
Sleep Tight, Twilie

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Sleep with Twilight.

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CUTIE

>>29604572
Sleep Tight, Twilie

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Every late evening, a distant bell tolls, and Twilight disappears for the entire night, only returning in the morning.

You're starting to become concerned. What -is- she doing?

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>>29610025
Hunting. She knows I love meat

>>29610106
Hunting is supposed to be the man's job.

>>29609754
fuckin saved

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I got too curious and read a Twi story in the slave pone thread and it fucked me up good, I just want to snuggle her and tell her everything's going to be okay

>>29610520
some of those are cruel, it kills me to see her broken like that

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>>29610520
>slave pone thread
Is that actually a thing? What's the appeal?

>>29599730
Because she's not Real?

>>29610619
Are you new?

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>>29610619
You must be one of those persons who never venture outside their generals.

Slave Pony General has been around since summer 2015.

What is the appeal?

The appeal is being kind to ponies in a world with slave-trade and nursing broken ponies into better mental health while simultaneously keeping them captive either by volition or societal necessity.

On the rare occasion, they have one-shots about hurting ponies there, but it is almost exclusively the preceding.

They desire a suffering mind-broken pony—and therefore enjoy the concept in the first place—so that they may nurse a slave.

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>>29610767
I just filter all the generals I'm not interested it.

>>29610773
I see. That's a pretty uh interesting fetish I guess.

>>29604572
Sleep Tight, twilie

>>29610823
Fair enough, I would do the same.

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one shot time, I guess

>You be Anon, innaquestria
>You're in the ugly-ass throne room in Twilight's castle, and it's just you, Twilight, Spike, and Rainbow Dash.
>It's a lazy summer afternoon, and the four of you sit around the table talking about days gone by
>Rainbow is particularly interested in your stories of Murrican High School.
>The tales of Chads, High School handegg games, pranks, and insane teachers are of particular interest to her.
>You're in the middle of a particularly interesting story about how you were a hired prankman for a friend who wanted "insurance" to make sure that his shitty video games didn't get lost, stolen, damaged, etc.
>You vaguely notice that Twilight isn't particularly happy with your story, but Rainbow and Spike both are having a great time.
"...Right, so I was basically the tall quiet guy who nobody messed with because they were scared that I might kill them if they got in a fight with me."
>"Woah, really!?"
"Yeah, it was great. It meant that nobody really harassed me, and any known bullies calmed the fuck down instantly upon my presence."
>"Wait, bullies wouldn't hurt anypo- I mean, anybody when you were around?"
"Basically. I wasn't known to be much of a moralfag-"
>"Wait, what's a moralfag?"
"Oh, I haven't explained that to you, Spike. A moralfag is someone who really sticks by their morals a lot, and they usually are seen trying to enforce their morals on other people. I guess you three are all moralfags, but I digress.
"Anyway, I wasn't much of a known moralfag back in High School, so that wasn't the issue. The issue was that I was known to do favors for people who would do a favor for me in return, like a hired hitman. Often times, I was asked to make sure that someone wasn't harassed for a while."
>"Why didn't you just do that all the time regardless?"
"Eh... because I wasn't a moralfag, Twilight. That's why."
>"But are you now?"
"I mean, I guess... why?"
>"No reason, just curious."
"Mmkay."

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>>29611382
it's shit

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>>29611382
>You know Twilight well enough by now to know that she wasn't "Just Curious".
"Mental note, watch Twilight. She's planning something," you think to yourself.
"Anyway, where was I? Ahh yes, about my being a hitman. I liked video games a lot back then, so I was often times loaned a sweet new vidya, which was always in excellent condition, by a certain group of nerds in exchange for protection from certain known bullies. We had a bit of a trade system going, and since so many people were a bit unnerved by me, the jobs were mostly non-confrontational. It was real nice.
"Then, one day, I'm approached by my good friend, who was also in this vidya loaning business, and he tells me that he loaned a game to this one notorious Chad who was just really angry all the time. My friend was really worried that said guy would end up ragequitting and destroying his game cartridge. So he begged me for about two straight days to keep an eye on the guy."
>At this point, all eyes are on you, and the two ponies and dragon are completely silent.
>Spike even stopped snacking on his chair.
"No comments? Well then.
"I finally gave in, and just as I did, this nignog is loudly bragging about how he broke my friend's game cartridge in half because the game was supposedly really stupid.
"Now, this guy didn't notice us right then, so-"
>"Hey Anon, this part is boring. Can we skip to the cool part?"
>"Yeah, this part of the story is boring."
>You sigh
"Fine Dashie, i'll skip to the good part. Also, Spike, do you need some gemstones to snack on?"
>"Sure, Anon, where are they?"
>You slide a bowl of gemstones you had hidden under the table over to Spike
>"Thanks!"
"You're welcome, Spike. Anyway, the good part, right. So, basically, my friend is making me give this guy a Shit-Swirlie.

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>>29611510

>You be Anon, waking up from a nice nap.
"I need to take a tremendous shit."
>You walk to the bathroom, and close the door.
>As you sit there, on the toilet, taking a fat shit, you think about how hard Rainbow Dash was laughing at your description of a Shit Swirlie.
>Of course, none of what you told her actually happened, and you had completely made up everything.
>You worry about Twilight though
>She didn't say a word after asking you about your being a moralfag.
>Oh well, she was probably just taking note so that she could add it to her book of Human Terms and Customs
>She legitimately had a book that she was writing on human culture, and you were her lone primary and secondary source for all of the information in that book.
>Yeah, she was adding your explanation of what a Shit-Swirlie was to her book, you were certain of that.
>You're just finishing up depositing your large squishy anal sausage into the loo, when you hear a noise.
"Huh?"
>You stand up, thinking that there is nothing
>Big mistake.
>"Hi, Anon!"
"TWILIGHT! What the hell are you doing?"
>"Oh, nothing."
>You don't get time to respond as your head is shoved ruthlessly into the toilet
>You now regert not having flushed.
>Your body is tilted upside down, and your head is in the middle of a piss-and-shit soup in the bowl
>And then came the flush
>All of that fecal matter, all of that urine, it all goes swirling around your head.
>You throw up in the toilet bowl, and then that is mixed into the bodily waste soup that is swirling around your head.
>This continues until the toilet finishes flushes, which seems like forever.
>Your entire body is then flipped rightside up, with small amounts of the waste mixture dripping all over you.

>Twilight Sparkle just gave you a Shit-Swirlie.

Got a small thing I'm writing up at the moment. I'll post it here for you guys when I'm done.

Been needing to write a cozy Twi again.

>>29611727
EWWWWW. DELET THIS!!

>>29611800
OK!! I'm waiting!!

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Alright, I'll format it better for posting here. Didn't want to make it green.

Finally, you had some time to spend at your own leisure. Days upon days of tasks and more had ended up being so routine you almost felt you might go mad. You probably would have if it hadn't been for the purple alicorn always being there for you. From bright and cheery greetings in the morning to the comfy rests at night, Twilight always seemed to be there for you.

You honestly didn't know what you would do without her. She had been your alarm clock more often than not and even tried helping with making your lunch or dinner. You never asked and she never once wanted to stop. It was hard not to smile when you walked in the kitchen from time to time and caught the pony studying a cook book while wearing an apron slightly too big for her and magically floating around several items. Quite the multitasker.

When you went out she wanted to come along most of the time. Sadly, you couldn't always take her but she understood and always waited for you. Sometimes work and play just wouldn't fit well together even if you wished hard enough. At least grocery shopping was entertaining in its own merit.

Things would float to and fro around the cart as you pushed it along and let Twilight sit within or just trot next to you. She didn't seem to mind either. Though, she did take it upon herself to make sure you ate a little healthy. You had a hard time not giving her a few ear scratches when she would read off the list with how adorable she looked.

Thankfully, you had been planning for a night like tonight. You wanted nothing more than to spend some time with your pony. Turning off phones and making sure there would be no other distractions were one of the important parts. Couldn't have any interruptions.

>>29612011
While you waited for it to get dark, you went to check on the mare and see how she was doing. Stepping into the living room, you saw she was perched on the beanbag chair you had bought a while back and reading comfortably. She seemed to take no real notice as you passed by and began to close the blinds and curtains.

“Is something wrong?” Twilight asked, looking up from her floating book.

You assured her everything was okay and gave her head a light rub. Her eyes lidded as she tilted against your hand once you started rubbing an ear. You loved it as much as she did, enjoying the feel of her beautiful ear and soft coat. The small flicks they gave at times were beyond cute.

“Mm, if you say so,” she said, pulling away slowly, though still in her stupor from the loving ear rubs.

The minutes passed by as you paced around a bit. In the kitchen, you brought out a few large bowls and set them aside. You hadn't relived a night from your childhood in so long and this seemed perfect to introduce to the alicorn. Maybe she would enjoy the carefree nature of it.

Once it had moved on in the evening, you came into living room and turned on the television. At first, Twilight merely tilted her ears in the direction of the noise. It wasn't until you walked back out and came in with the bowls that she slowly closed her book and watched you. Even though you didn't look directly, you could see she was eying you curiously as you set out empty bowls on the floor nearby.

Every tilt of her head made you smile while her ears swiveled this way and that. She certainly was a curious little pony and you had piqued that interest in her easily. When you went back to the bedroom, you could hear her making a few noises in thought. Little mumbles and maybe an odd 'hm' here or there.

>>29612017
You were pretty excited to indulge in a night like this again. It had been years since you last did something in this manner. In fact, you couldn't quite remember exactly when it last had been. Your childhood friends had all moved or just simply moved on. Even all that was years ago.

The thought made you slow in your pace for a bit. Where did all the time go? What happened? The more you thought about it, the more you knew it wouldn't help anything. You take a deep breath and clear your head as you rummage the closet for a few minutes. Once you found the items, you quickly pull them out and head back to the living room.

Returning to the room had you spot the lavender colored pony sniffing at one of the bowls before she perked up and scooted off the beanbag. It was always adorable seeing her react to things. When you placed the two sleeping bags down, you could tell her interest had shifted from what you were doing to just you. Those violet eyes seemed curious but caring as she raised a foreleg and brushed your knee when you bent down to roll the sleeping bags out.

“Are you okay?” the winged unicorn asked while inching forward. “It looks like something's on your mind.”

You hadn't really thought about how you looked after thinking back on things. Perhaps there was still something there you didn't manage to mask quite well. The fact the mare had asked you directly made you stop and reflect back on the matter once again.

“You look sad,” Twilight said softly, her brow tilting in sympathy before she leaned in and gave your neck a small caress with her muzzle.

It was so soft and warm. Her coat was better than any fabric could ever feel against you. Everything she did helped calm your heart and clear your head in ways you never knew possible. There was a brief moment before you gathered yourself and told her what had crossed your mind.

>>29612022
Her expression didn't change from her saddened look to you as she was told. Once all was said and done, you let out a slow sigh. You weren't sure what to expect from her since she seemed to look as down as you not-so-secretly felt. It wasn't until she hopped up on her hind legs to your kneeling position that you knew.

Those forelegs lifted and draped over your shoulders as she moved in and closed the distance. Those cute legs hugged around the back of your neck to the best of their ability as you wrapped your own around her smaller body. The two of you hugged tightly while you held her and took in her light scent of lavender.

“It's okay,” she said gently, nuzzling against your cheek and up to your ear. “I'm here for you and I won't go. They're still your friends, too. They just had other places they needed to be.”

She was right. Even though you never spoke to some of them after, they were still your friends. It wasn't as if them moving suddenly made them not be. It also wasn't as if they went out of their way to hurt you. Life happened but you still had them if you met again.

Even better was that you had Twilight. She said she wouldn't leave you. You had someone. Well, somepony as she always said. Your hug got tighter as you felt her wings give a little fluff under your arms. Her forelegs returned the embrace before you eased up and started to lean back.

The small kiss to your cheek made you chuckle a bit and give her one yourself. There was a lift to her wings as she tilted her head back in surprised before smiling and giggling. The sight was cuter than she probably knew.

“Oh!” she said in surprise as her eyes slowly moved away before darting back to you a few times. “What's the special occasion for?”

>>29612029
The obvious change to alleviate the topic made you smirk as you explained you wanted to relive a small moment from when you were younger. When you brought up the subject of something similar to a slumber party, Twilight's eyes lit up as she dropped to all fours.

“A slumber party?! Oh, wow!” the pony exclaimed, nearly wiggling her striped tail from the news. “Who all are you inviting?”

You take a moment to let her see if she could guess from the number of sleeping bags but her own excitement must have clouded the thought. There was a brief silence before you reach out and softly give her little snootle a boop with a finger then pat your chest.

The purple pony gave a light scrunch to her muzzle before taking in the silent answer and looking around her. Her hooves lifted here and there as she realized she was standing on one of the bags before looking back up to you.

“Just us?” Twilight asked. She sounded a little confused but also wondering if she was right.

You gave a nod and rubbed at her cheeks and neck as a simple reward. Her ears instantly folded back from the attention as her eyes began to close. She really loved her neck being massaged it seemed. You tell her that you couldn't think of another that you rather spend your night with than her. The words make her give a cute noise through her practically melting expression.

Once you stop rubbing her neck, her head gives a light shake to adjust herself before she smiles at the kiss you lay on her head. Dodging the horn, you make sure you plant the kiss well and then ease back, watching her trot around the area as she looks over the items already laid out. You could have sworn you could see the faintest hint of a blush on her muzzle.

>>29612030
Getting up, you hurry off to the kitchen once again to return with a few bags. She may want you to eat healthy during meals but now it was time to just treat yourselves. You set down a bag of pretzels, chips, and even some candy covered chocolates. Junk food would be your feast in the late hours tonight. Maybe with some soda to stay awake a bit longer.

Again, back into the kitchen. You get a couple of cups and ask Twilight what she would want. When you hear her mention juice you snicker a bit and abide by her wishes. There are a few bags being moved around in the other room as you pour the drinks, listening to what she might be doing.

Upon arriving back, you realize that all the crinkling from the bags you heard was actually one bag. Twilight had helped herself to the chips, looking up a little shocked you had to see her with a muzzle full of the snack and a chip or two poking out. The slow crunch as she tried to chew was louder than she probably wanted but you couldn't help but laugh.

The glare you get in return wasn't of scorn, just a playful tease at her feigning anger. You could see her smile even through the chips still protruding from her mouth. When you hand over her juice, the alicorn gives a thankful nod and sips at it to wash down the snack a bit easier. You hardly manage a word before one of those wings stretches out and plants over your face to shut your yap.

There was more laughing as she pulled the wing away and kissed your chin before looking at you from over the rim of her cup. Sipping at her drink, she watched you with a partially hidden smile, happy to be your choice in the one to relax with. You couldn't be happier with your choice either.

With her cup magically setting down on a moved coffee table, you put your own near it and open the other bags to pour the contents into the bowls. Twilight seemed to keep the bag of chips near her even though you did fill a bowl up for her to take them from. That pony sure did like chips.

>>29612034
When you started putting the mostly empty bags away, you heard her soft voice call your name. Arriving back in the room let you see the lavender mare perched atop one of the sleeping bags and nibbling at some of the potato chips before she noticed you.

“What are we going to watch? I thought you said nothing is usually on late at night,” she asked.

She was right. Most stations aired things earlier before night. Though, you had no intention of watching just regular television. You had something else you wanted to introduce her to. The small collection of movies you had were just what you needed for the night.

Pulling out a few of the cases, Twilight watched and snacked freely as you got everything else ready before placing the movies in front of her. The confused look on her face was enough to tell you she didn't think they would be as entertaining, but she voiced no say against it. At least she was willing to give them a shot.

You start up the player and slip the disc inside to one of them before turning off the lights and laying down over the other bag next to her. While it starts to load up, you notice the alicorn calmly sitting up and squinting a bit to use the light from the screen to read the back of the case. Her cup stays just before her muzzle with the case a little further.

“Why does it attack?” she ends up asking before turning to you.

So she did find some aspect interesting enough. You give a playful shrug and motion to the screen as the menu comes up. When you tell her that maybe she'll have to watch it and find out, she sets the movie case down and settles in as you hit play.

>>29612039
That night was one of the best nights you could have asked for. Throughout the duration of the few movies you watched, you could hear Twi munching away on some snacks as you did yourself. Her eyes were nearly glued to the screen for large sections of a couple of them. Giant monsters seemed to really fascinate the mare. Of course, you were a huge fan of them as well so you needn't look for much explanation as to why.

About the third or fourth movie in is when things began to slow down. Sleep would win you over eventually and it appeared Twilight was having her own fight against entering dream land. You weren't sure how much longer you would last, but it wasn't something you wanted to fight much.

When you reached over to pet and rub between Twi's wings, her back arched as she leaned forward with a soft and content sigh. Might just be a very sensitive spot between them. You take your time to keep rubbing as her wings give a lazy splay out some with her head drooping more and more. Poor girl was more tired than you it appeared.

To keep her from letting her snout dip into the nearly empty bowl of chips, you move it away and pet down the back of her neck. Slowly, she lowers down and rests atop the quilt bag as you keep petting and watch her scoot over a bit, closer to you. You turn the sound down on the television to let the roaring monsters do so without disturbing either of you.

Grabbing a nearby blanket, you unfold it and start to cover the pony before you feel it pull from your hands and magically move around behind you. Twilight moves close enough to rest right at your side as you lay down with her and smile. The tired pony gives you a soft smile in return as she covers you both, letting you rest atop the sleeping bags.

“I enjoyed tonight,” she says lightly, nuzzling to you and kissing your cheek. “You can keep the movie on, I don't mind. Just stay with me.”

>>29612041
You agree and turn the volume down a bit further as you cuddle up with your mare and let her nestle against you. The glow from the television is the only light in the room as you lay with Twilight and get yourself comfortable. Even under the blanket you can feel her wing slip out and drape over you as best it can.

With the light sounds of kaiju fights and even softer sounds of the little pony against you, it's hard not to feel content and at ease. Your mind is clearer and no weight of any troubled emotions or thoughts seem to be pulling you down. When you feel Twilight's head move over and rest atop you then you know how well you have it.

Cleaning up the snacks and all would be for whenever you both woke up. No alarm clocks, no rush to get ready for bed. Just a movie night with Twilight. You want to mumble a small phrase to her but have no idea if it might wake her. Before you can, she mentions something in a light slur.

“I love you,” Twi says, her eyes closed but a soft smile upon her muzzle.

You give her a light rub to her ears and neck before she lets out a content sigh, just as you do. When you reply back she merely uses her head and side to hug you in her tired nature, giving just a small squeeze before she settles in for her rest.

>>29612048
Eventually, you feel yourself nodding off more times than you can count. Instead of trying to start another movie you start the last one over and close your eyes. You can feel the warmth of Twilight's body against your own in its own soothing way. Her breaths are calm and every shift you can feel her exhale with that cute inhale. You were going have a wonderful rest, you just knew it.

Hugging the alicorn lightly, you finally give in and stop resisting the sleep your body needs. As you drift off, you feel that soft coat against your hands and the warm breath of the slumbering pony along you. Her silky hair teases light at your arm while you let her wing act as a second blanket and hold you as close to her as you did for her.

Life was perfect with Twilight.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FdKFirsR

Hope you all enjoy!

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>>29612052

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>>29612052
That was really sweet.

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>>29612052

>>29612052
That was beautiful!! Even if it wasn't in Equestria!!

>>29614523
Anybody know the artist? I really like this one.

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>>29619993
Where is this poner going?

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>>29599019
Remember that time Twilight joined a cult?

>>29620957

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>>29620956
N-no, should I?

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good night, /ntt/

>>29624507
good night young lad

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looks like the CIA are ponyfags

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Twilight found this while rummaging through your room.

You weren't planning to leave, were you?

>>29628496
Geez Twi, I have to use something to carry the groceries home, since you won't let me use Spike's bed.

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http://pastebin.com/Fx3UNshv
Not a very Twi centered fic but I'm glad this exists

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>>29629205
That was a fun read, I really like the concept of Anon fucking up an episode.

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>>29599750

>>29627928
Artist?

>>29635280
Artist is darthagnan

https://www.derpibooru.org/580741?q=artist%3Adarthagnan

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Fuzzy
Heroine
Princess

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Would Twilight enjoy cryptography?

>>29635992
Maybe?

Hey guys, found this gem in the unattractive pone thread, enjoy: http://pastebin.com/qcq7tr5H

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>>29636775
That was amazing, thanks for sharing this friend.

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>>29636775
>that joke outtake
bruh

>>29636775
That ending was fucking retarded.

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>>29638207
It just doesn't feel right.

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Tuna ship

>>29626398
How do we know that's an actual CIA guy and not just a tripfag named Avedon?

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Thirsty princess

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>>29639049
Thirsty for what, though?

>>29639049
I am thirsty for that princess.

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>>29639049

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Uh oh. Is it already that time of the year?
Better get her some water and some ice.

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>>29639068
Rum

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A lot of people like her because they feel that they can "relate" to her, but I can't relate to her at all. She's intelligent, hard working, confident, and all around a good "person". I have none of these qualities. Maybe I'm attracted to her because I want those qualities myself?

>>29639674
because she's wonderful

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>>29639674
A lot of people related to her in the beginning because she was just as new to the whole world of the show as we were. She was also dorky, not very social, logical and sceptical, had a bit of OCD. I could relate to that.
But it was when she went beyond that, became a princess, graduated so to speak, I started to really fall for her. I guess it's because I lack discipline and never make any progress I admired that so much, seeing her moving forward was pretty inspiring to me back then, as forced as the execution of that was in the show. So I guess I also like her because I lack some of her qualities I wish I had.

>>29639783
Don't forget her intelligence!!

>>29639674
I love her because we have so much in common!! And because she's adorable, smart, kind and she likes to read books like me!! Oh.. She's so beautiful!!! I love her so much!! I wish I could be with her right now

>>29639585
That's the good stuff. Drink and relax with Twi.

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>>29599435
>>29599692

>>29599225
>shit ship
>canon
K

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>>29635992
>Book Horse would be the best at cryptography. I bet she'd enjoy the challenge, too. Somepony would probably have to remind her to go to sleep.

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>>29622045
Would you buy a Hassenfeld Twilight?

>>29641955
sure. i know it wouldn't be the real thing, but it's a step up from a plushie

>>29604572
Sleep Tight, Twilie

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>>29641955
I don't know. On the one hand, it'd be the closest thing to being with the real Twilight, and that's amazing. However, I'd hate to have to deal with either constantly making sure she doesn't get exposed to evidence of the show or explaining to her that she is just one of many clones engineered specifically to be based on a character from a tv show. Experiencing existential dread is already bad enough without being a literal consumer product, and I'd hate for her to go through that. I'd also feel extra guilty since I'd be partially responsible for her bleak existence.

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>>29641955
Yes, but >>29642464 is a big concern. If there's is some way to not fuck her whole existance up while not lying to her on every step, I would.

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>>29642464
>>29643078
I think it's unavoidable; she has the personality of Twilight Sparkle and will want to read about what she is. Anyone would, really.

Incidentally, I wrote a short green about the existential struggle of a Hassenfeld Twilight: >>29640063 onward.

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>>29641955
If she really is engineered to love me then probably not. I cannot accept something as valuable as that as just a pre-determined fact of her existance. As much as I want her affection, I also need it to be genuine and by choice.

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>>29644023
What if she would never love you by choice?

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>>29644218
I would do anything I can to win her heart, but if it's all for naught then I guess so be it. I probably don't deserve it anyway. And if I can still be her friend it would be more than enough for me.
Unconditional engineered love also won't account for any fuck-ups I make and doesn't get to be tested by time. It just seems like a lie to me. I would rather be rejected by her completely than live a lie like that, especially knowing that if she had a choice she probably wouldn't love me. Every time I'd look at her I would wonder if she would even want to be here at all if it wasn't for her programming to like it here with me. I would probably end up hating myself for it, upsetting her in the process. In the end, both of us would be miserable. And I don't want to make her miserable in any way, bioengineered or not.

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>>29644314
Think of it as not Twilight. She would be a Hassenfeld pony.

Remember, Twilight doesn't exist and never will. We are talking about a future world in which Hassenfeld ponies exist.

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Why is Twilight always shipped with her brother?

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>>29644403
That doesn't really matter. I can't take these feelings for granted. She doesn't know any better, there's no reason for her feelings other than that she's been made this way and happened to see me first upon opening her box. It doesn't mean anything.

>>29644428
same reason AJ is always shipped with her brother and fluttershy started getting shipped with her brother

>>29644585
Incest fetish fags shitting up everything?

>>29644592
Yes, like they always do.

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Hug the Twile.

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>>29646406
Kiss Twilie

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>>29646464
fug the twiloe

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>>29646676
Boop the Twili

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Which friend is most likely to receive a kiss for Twilie?

>>29648594
Fuck off, shipfag

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>>29648606
never

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>>29648594
Rarity.

>>29648928
>>29648674
shipfags pls go

>>29649283
AWWWW SO CUTE!! I LUV YOU TWILY!!

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>>29648674
Yellow's the color of defeat.

>>29649451
Just start a lesbian shipping thread and take it there, seriously

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>>29649474
Huh, perhaps this is more to your taste.

>>29649492
Equally shit

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>>29649554
Let's keep trying, then. How about this one?

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How about Twilight being the one doing all the shipping?

>>29649576
She's not Cadance, the princess of shipping, though.

>>29649586
Not officially.

>>29649576
I bet she writes lewd fanfics too.

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This is the only acceptable Twilight ship.

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>>29649666
Why is anon suddenly Penn Jillette?

Also nice satan trips my dude.

>>29649666
>Faft guy
WTF?? AHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL

That's not true FAGGOT!! We're not like that!!

DELET THIS ANON!! It's GROSS and OFFENSIVE!!

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>>29649666

>>29599225
If that's proof of a relationship, then Equestria itself is a perpetually growing harem dominated by Pinkie Pie.

>>29607030
"Just put the hay in the apple and eat the candle."
-Princess Twilight Sparkle, an insomniac pancake who nearly started the Yak War and is afraid of quesadillas.

I miss season 5.

>>29627066
"You say the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay...."

>>29650150
Twilight's wisdom is to be followed by everyone who loves her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIf74_KCmXE

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If Twilight is thirsty, she'll push you against a wall and hold you there until you empty your balls in her throat.

>>29650394
My balls are full of ducts, tissue, and blood. I'm not entirely sure I want to part with their contents, nor do I think my testicular tissue would quench her thirst.

>>29650438
what a shitty husband

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>>29650394
Needy and assertive Twilight is best Twilight.

>>29650150
HAHAHA. Aww Twily!! So ADORKABLE!!

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Twilight is the princess of lewd when she's in heat.

>Masturbation alone isn't enough for her, you have to get off as well. Wherever you are, she'll use magic to find you, and jack you off
>Rubs up against objects lewdly as she walks
>Loves nuzzling your crotch
>Messy cooking becomes messy cooking that ends up penis shaped
>Rushes you into dark alleys for quickies when you're outside
>Hugs and cuddles are never just that and she'll feel a need to make out, even if it doesn't become full on sex
>Bed is for sex, not sleeping
>You can sleep when you don't have any cum left
>She still might not be satisfied
>Twilight's favorite sexual positions are the ones where you can't escape

>>29650624
WAT?? HAHAHAH

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!

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>>29649451
It's the color of canon, faggot

>>29650624
I wouldn't love her if a primitive biological process had so much power over her that it could turn her into a brainless sex zombie and raise her libido beyond that of the common bonobo.

>>29650394
>thanking her master for bestowing on her the privilege to taste his life-giving love juice
That's a good submissive girl.

>>29650676
>inter-main 6, therefore cancer, shipping
>canon
WEW
E
W

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Don't know where o post this so I will post it here
Its my first mlp drawing ever, copied the posture from this picture https://derpibooru.org/9512

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>>29650945
you cannot deny their love, hater

>>29650690
you said you never loved her, lector, go back to the abuse thread

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>>29650624
you're describing the wrong princess

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>>29650624
Unf.

>>29650624
She was Princess of Lewd before she even became a real princess

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>>29599019
Twiggles is not for sexual!

>>29651486
>lector
What the hell is this supposed mean, you delusional demented dimwit? Are you the idiot who calls everyone who doesn't use bare English sentences and whose posts he doesn't like "lector"? Does it work? Does it make you feel better when you can put a vague label on things or people you don't like?

>>29611727
i didnt want this

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>>29652475
She just wants a hug. A very sensual and lewd hug.

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But mostly, estrus is just an uncomfortable pain in a mare's nether regions.

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>>29650624
>When she gets tired, she lays down and reads
>Reads a book with your cock idly in her mouth
>Not even blowing it, just lightly suckling it

>>29657458
Wait, WAT??

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>>29649666

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>>29657458

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>>29657458
I wonder where this boner came from...

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>>29657121
>we will never see Twilight's old Canterlot friends again
>probably no flashbacks either
>no comfy teen unicorn adventures
>no Celesita's school hijinks
Twilight's student life spin-off when?

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>>29658619
Don't give me these feels, anon

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>>29659926
Cute purple butt.

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Twilight is a lewd friend.

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>>29661842
A-10, huh? Good plane. Hope it kicks the F-35's ass later this year.

>>29660490
On a cute purple slut.

>>29662532
Your mother is a slut

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>>29663132
Only 1. is acceptable.

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>>29663983
correct

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>>29663983
this

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>>29665429

>>29637528
Why her mane is white??

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>>29665446
Lucky spike

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>>29665467
>Twilight's hot sticky juice all over his head and face

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>>29599019
>tfw you will never have mutant hybrid children with your waifu

Feels bad.

>>29667710
>mommy's little mistake
Lel

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>>29668706
>it WAS a mistake
>she will never tell you but you know she feels that way deep inside
>she doesn't want to hurt you, after all you wanted this so much, but she seem just a bit colder towards you
>explains it as just thinking about the baby more now
>but she secretly wonders if she did the right thing keeping it
>back then she didn't even know if it's possible for you two to have a baby
>she could've just gotten rid of it early before you even know and tell you that nothing happened, but she got through with it - for you
>now she doesn't know if it was the right thing, she isn't ready, she's afraid
>at nights, laying on the bed with eyes wide open, with you sleeping next to her and hugging her giant belly, she hopes you'll never learn of her doubts

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>>29668888
delet this

>>29639469
source?

>>29658619
Thats what I thought the show originally was gonna be from that first scene with the other unicorns.

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>>29669012
Celestia probably planned to guide Twilight towards using the Elements from the moment she got her cutiemark, so this group was her proto-m6 in the making, until another opportunity presented itself. I never even thought about it before Amending Fences but now I really want to see it.

>>29668961
derpibooru.org/1373401

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>>29669138
>we will never get the Unicorn Master Race Mane Six consisting of Twiggles, Moondancer, Lyra, Minuette, Lemon Hearts, and Twinkleshine
>instead we get filthy mudponies

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>>29670087
What element would each of them represent? I know it's an afterthought for the writers, which is a shame, so they probably don't fit. Well Minuette would probably be Laughter but I'm not sure about the others, especially Moondancer.

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>>29670836
I didn't need that today.

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Twilight is for crusades.

>>29673131
And rape and plunder.

>>29673131
>riding into battle on Fluttershy
There's a knight who knows how to stay alive- no fucking way is that horse charging at anything.

Best way to survive a battle: not be in it.

>>29673307
Well, you're not wrong. RD will charge on the first sign of an enemy or battle, Twilight will wait for confirmation, and Flutters will just...wait. And wait. And wait.

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>>29673705
If I were to choose the way I die, I'd want to bury my face in Twilight's giant ass and suffocate. I would die knowing my life is finally complete.

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>>29673705
Damn Twilight, that's one big sexy butt you got there!

>>29673705
Damn Twilight. That sexy butt of yours is amazing!! I love you!!

>>29667710
DELET THIS!!

How's my favorite autist general for my favorite autist horse?

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You can love Twilight, but she will always love her friends more.

>>29678028
wtf I hate twilight now #NotMyWaifu

>>29678254
Former Twifag here, It's been hilarious watching Twilight crash and burn, but in all seriousness, we can't let her get her hooves on the Elements of Harmony

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>>29677454
>not wanting to put a bun in your waifu's oven.

You filthy heretic.

>>29678028
That's not true!!!

>>29604572
Sleep Tight, Twilie

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>>29678028
I could live with that. Friendship is the most important part of Twilight's life now, so if she can love me even half as much as her friends it's more than enough for me. Besides, I love her friends as well.

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>>29680755

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>>29680828

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>>29680832

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>>29680755
>>29680828
>>29680832
>>29680839
dats cute and lewd

>>29680839
Twilight's horn is already starting to show wear. It used to be noticeably less blunt.

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>>29682145
All the better, lessens the chance of her poking my eye out when we cuddle.

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>>29682900

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>>29683113
Definitely real.

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Give her the cheese.

>>29682900
You mean
>...her eye out when they cuddle.

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>>29684872